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253996 No. 253996 ID: b6c6fc

On the ShadowWorld: Nok'chteh-korr, 9 PinkSkin P.O.W.s are taken to the Gorcha Coliseum.
Astranian Spectators line every seat, each one eagerly awaiting the main event.

Announcer: ". . . 9 of the most vicious pinkies we could find will consecutively face off against one, you heard correctly folks, ONE Astranian SpaceMarine; our local hero PELENDINA ZANE!"

Choose your first pinkskin!
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No. 257087 ID: a9ba96

Midori- Shoot Zane in the fucking head. You have a little bit of health left, shoot her in the unprotected, unshielded head right fucking now I swear to god If you don't shoot her in the head when you still have the chance holy shit will I remember you as the dumbest pinkskin of the nine
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No. 257088 ID: 701a19

>>257063
Midori: You're not dead yet.

Move back, brace against the wall, and shoot Zane in the head repeatedly.

Janine: Hoist her up so she can't get traction and let Midori blow her head off. Yes, you are in the area where the pellets are going to go, but if you don't kill Zane before she can kill Midori then you're going to be armless and on your own until Zane kills you.
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No. 257090 ID: bf1e7e

Midori: Don't fucking go anywhere. Shoot her in the head right fucking now. Finish this.

Janine: Wrap yourself around Zane and hold your arm in her mouth to hold her in place. You're dead at this point anyway, you can at least save your friends.
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No. 257092 ID: 6b425c

Midori: With last ounce of strength, shoot Zane in the head.

Janine: Get arm blown off by shotgun blast. Yell "BLARGH I HAVE NO ARMS!"
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No. 257096 ID: 2563d4

>>257063
Midori: Apply shotgun directly to brainmeats.
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No. 257098 ID: 8555c2

Midori: Shotgun. Apply directly to the forehead.
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No. 257109 ID: a64b88

Janine: Yank Zane back so that she can't shove the blade any deeper, then hold her in place so that she can't escape. Show the Furries that you are not a coward.

Midori: Step back and regain your balance, then shoot Zane in the head. I would say body, but I have no idea how tough her armor is.
If you manage to kill Zane, patch yourself up immediately.
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No. 257121 ID: 80bb9a

SHOOT HER SHOOT HER SHOOT HER SHOOT HER SHOOT HER
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No. 257150 ID: 20fc85

Makes me wonder though...
Why is she even killing pinkies in an arena?

Even if she's killed, these guys are screwed.
Best to do is try to save her...



Unfortunately, it's too late for that
Midori, in a move of extreme badassery, pull the axe out of you and decapitate Zane...
And then make sweet love to her corpse [or any other sort of degrading/mocking behavior] while there's still life in Zane's head.

And then you may die.
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No. 257155 ID: 788856

blast her!
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No. 257169 ID: 66ba46

You guys, it's ok, we get it, you want us to blast her. You don't have to post a bunch to try to compensate for the people who want to see her live all over the other threads and IRC. You're not going to drown them out.
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No. 257179 ID: 1854db

Kill Zane with shotgun.
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No. 257185 ID: dda667

>>257063
Midori: Shoot 'er!
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No. 257190 ID: b6c6fc
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257190

the pain is just to much for Midori, she collapses in a heap clutching her stomach

Janine DOES NOT FEEL PAIN!
Janine swings Zane's tiny body

*CRACK*
Zane's body goes limp, let's go of Janine's arm and falls to the ground

Announcer: "AHahah ahah ahh AAAAH HA HA HA! GOOD SHOW! heh heh Ha HAH!"

angry murmurs and quiet sobs can be heard from the audience

Janine is pretty sure Zane is still alive . . .
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No. 257191 ID: 4f6e37

Spare her, why not
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No. 257192 ID: 4f6e37

Oh but help Midori quick
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No. 257193 ID: dad664
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257193

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No. 257194 ID: bf1e7e

Remove her remaining weapons and declare yourself the victor, then attempt to tend to midori. Keep an eye on Zane, and if she starts moving level the shotgun at her.
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No. 257195 ID: 2563d4

>>257190
Well, you don't want 'em being able to use this as "humans are mindless animals"---uh, brutes---propaganda. Shift any weapons away and see if there's anything you can do for Midori. Don't turn your damn back on Zane and keep something close to clobber her with if she starts to come to.
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No. 257196 ID: a4b4e3

Spare her. Goddammit.

Get up and ready for security to help you out.

>Inb4 a thousand posts saying to finish her

Goddammit... Enough with the bloodshed. Prove you're better than them. Deny her the death on the battlefield that her people would be proud of.
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No. 257198 ID: f592cd

Search her body for some kind of radio or message transmitting device.

Earth must know!
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No. 257199 ID: d33b8f

>>257194
I'm going with this. But remove her weapons and the grenades!

And BTW, Pelendina must Die after that...
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No. 257200 ID: 8f17f0

Finish her. She wouldn't like dying in a bed somewhere, and that is most assuredly where whe would go with that head wound.
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No. 257201 ID: 8555c2

Grab her by the hair and slam her head into the wall a few more times then drag her over to where the shotgun is laying. Don't let her out of your sight. Pick up the shotgun and shoot her in the head multiple times. You don't want to screw this up.
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No. 257202 ID: 80bb9a

Okay. The least we can do for her is offer her an honorable death in battle. Kill her.
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No. 257203 ID: 66ba46

Spare her.
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No. 257204 ID: 0331e9

Spare her, send a message to the furres and don't do what they want.
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No. 257205 ID: 476456

Get everything dangerous away from her before making a decision, if it looks like she's going to get back up plug her immediately..
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No. 257207 ID: 8bfdb8

Janine: KEEP THAT FACTOID TO YOURSELF.

Get up, surrender to the authorities.
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No. 257208 ID: 1854db

...

Ask the crowd. Does she die or not? LET THEM DECIDE!
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No. 257209 ID: d4f784

>>257190
snap her neck already
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No. 257210 ID: c99f30

>>257190
I believe a primal scream of 'ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?" would be appropriate.
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No. 257211 ID: 2e4e41

Might aswell let her live.
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No. 257212 ID: 8843e6

Let her live, if they're like klingons, that's a bigger slap in the face than dying in battle could ever be.
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No. 257213 ID: d677cc

>>257208
This seems oddly appropriate.
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No. 257214 ID: 3fa271

janine: the ultimate badass.

few of us voices will be calling for blood, I think. such is the curse of getting to know the enemy. right now, tend to midori, and hold the shotgun against zane's head. it doesn't take two hands to pull a trigger. when zane wakes up, tell her to surrender.

I get the feeling that a BAD END is incoming.
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No. 257216 ID: c99f30

>>257210
Also, at least disarm her, I think she's still got a pistol and some grenades still in there. probably best to keep your knee on her throat while you do so, just in case you need to pop her neck.
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No. 257217 ID: 8095b6

In matters of life and death, when you have a defenseless life in your hands, you must always, ALWAYS choose LIFE!
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No. 257218 ID: 701a19

>>257190
Midori: Stabilize! Self-treat!
Janine:
Take her weapons away then go take the shotgun from Midori.
AT NO POINT should you take your eyes off of Zane or your finger off the trigger.
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No. 257220 ID: 56dc25

>>257216
>disarm her
I think this might have a slightly different meaning when spoken to the woman who had her arm disintegrated by this gladiator.
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No. 257224 ID: 8f300e

Spare her. No need to add to the death total.
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No. 257232 ID: 7cc8bc

>enough bloodshed! Let her live!

No. No no no no no no no no NO.

We're fucking gladiators. They captured us and forced us to fight their "champion" for their entertainment. Three good men died today, and Midori is on her way out.

I understand that we're trying to make a point or something here, but you know what would be a much bigger hit to these furry fucks' collective morales than seeing us make some kind of point? Us killing their fucking champion, right here and right now. You think they're going to let anyone walk away from this alive if we stop fighting and declare that we win because Zane "surrenders?" Fuck no.

The crowd wants blood. Give them blood- just not the blood they expected.
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No. 257236 ID: 7cc8bc

>>257232
>>257232

Nevermind, disregard that. Just saw Zane's baby pictures, let's see if we can't get us all out of here alive.
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No. 257237 ID: a4b4e3

>>257232
That's what they want us to do, because they're evil fucktards. Letting her live is what they don't want us to do, so we're letting her live.

Zane has good intentions. If this dishonors her, if this makes her see this isn't the way to do what she wants, to help her own people through discrimination and all that jazz, this is a double win.

So let her live.
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No. 257245 ID: 0603e3

Yeah. Going to have to go for the 'spare her' crowd. Lets face it:There's no chance for the humans here either way. They were dead the moment they were captured. There's a -reason- our girl here feels no pain:Zane was setup. the people running this wanted her to lose. So fuck them.

But yes:all weapons are taken away best you can before doing what you can to patch up.
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No. 257246 ID: 80bb9a

NO YOU CAN'T GO BACK ON THAT KILL HER
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No. 257250 ID: 20fc85

>>257190
If Zane is completely out, there is no need for execution.

Kill the sport by letting her live.

I mean, your goal here is to survive, not kill... you're essentially gladiators.

And right now, an ally among the enemy would be nice...
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No. 257277 ID: a64b88

Midori: Stop dying, it's bad for you.

Janine: Remove Zane's weapons and tend to Midori's wounds and then your own, but don't let Zane out of your sights. After that, hit Zane a few times or break her arm if you're still angry. Killing her is what the furries expect, including Zane, show them that you aren't a vicious monster.

In either case, pat yourself on the back for a job well done.
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No. 257283 ID: b0ab2e

Janine will die anyways since i doubt they let her get away or treat her wounds :V

SO KILL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER KILLED BEFORE: CURB-STOMP FATALITY
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No. 257289 ID: 9b6c31

>>257277
Remove her weapons, we are going to need them.
Kill Zane. She is still too dangerous to let to live.
Tend injuries. Make sure that either Midori or you will not bleed try.
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No. 257290 ID: 0e5efb

Let her live.
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No. 257295 ID: 445c48

I would say tie her arms behind her back, but 1) You've got one arm that's been bitten pretty badly, 2) You're not going to give up your shirt, and 3) I doubt you could get off Zane's jacket thing and use that without getting her up, because you have one wounded arm.

Get the axe. (Can they use that? I mean I know they can't use the gun, but an axe is an axe!)
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No. 257299 ID: 9b6c31

>>257289
I am going to change my vote.
Remove her weapons, make sure she is immobilized and unable to use weapons ( break her hands? ). Tend your injuries, make sure that you won't die from bloodloss.

We probably can use her disingration-rifle to free our allies.

And if it is needed, use her as a meat-shield.
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No. 257312 ID: 9a4529

Kill her! KILL HER!
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No. 257317 ID: 476456

Ask the crowd
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No. 257335 ID: 252e1b

You can't afford to fuck around, just kill the furry bitch and then tend your wounds.
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No. 257337 ID: 66ba46

Let her live, there's more to be gained from letting her live.
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No. 257340 ID: 70d610

Spare her. Prove you're better than them. Maybe teach Zane a thing or two in the process.
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No. 257345 ID: a09a03

Actually, screw the crowd. Break her legs.
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No. 257351 ID: fb2ac5

No Mercy. She took your friends lives, now its your turn.
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No. 257355 ID: 283fa9

To me, it looks like all of the available arms are occupied or disabled. Sure, you could kick her in the face, but that feels less 'self defense' and more 'brutal murder'.

Of course, I feel that you should walk tot he middle of the arena, and shout. "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?"
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No. 257362 ID: ff06c2

Oh for pete's sake, I wasn't going to vote but this is getting ridiculous.

Spare her already. Jeez. What is wrong with you people? I mean, we spare her here, we possibly get an extra party member in Crash later on, and a hell of a competent one at that. Why do some of you want to shoot yourselves in the foot so needlessly? I mean, she's NOT going to be gladiatorin' anymore, with the whole dishonor thing and all. Not sparing her is not only a bad end where we could have a potential good end for all sides but the crowd and announcer, goddammit, but also losing us an extra set of gun-totin' axe-wieldin' hands potentially in crash. In other words, idiotic on all fronts.

There. Phew. That felt good.
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No. 257364 ID: c71597

>>257190
This is the furry fucker that has caused the death of three of your mates, most likely killed a fourth one as well, and blasted off your arm.

No fucking mercy here, finish it and ask the crowd if they're entertained, if they feel good to see what happens when a fully armed Astranian space marine faces off against a team of poorly equipped terrans. Point out what will happen to them all once a proper Terran force gets there.

Lets see if we can get them to riot.
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No. 257367 ID: f82d85

Fucking kill her
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No. 257370 ID: 5c83ac

We are at the mercy of the crowd no matter what we do. I say let them decide after disarming her and tending to our wounds.
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No. 257373 ID: 71f984

>>257364
Causing chaos could be good for our cause. As the announcer said, RayTech Disintegrater gun supposedly bypasses shields and such. Fire few shots into the crowd and boom, chaos and confusion.

Anyway, disable her and use her as a meatshield.
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No. 257378 ID: 0d5620

Kill! Kill! Kill!
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No. 257380 ID: a4b4e3

Okay fellas, seriously, that's enough votes. At 50+, anything posted is either a duplicate or a proxy, as everyone has already voted.
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No. 257381 ID: 099247

wait, no- drag her to the centre of the coliseum and RIP HER HEAD OFF.
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No. 257385 ID: 6f1e11

Spare her, the folks in charge /might/ have mercy on you

>>257380

Not /everyone/, I didn't even read this until today >.<
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No. 257392 ID: dfaf02

>>257190
Janine, get Midori's shotgun and shoot Zane's right arm off. That ought to get her definitely out of this battle and from the arena business and makes a nice revenge.
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No. 257395 ID: c6ce22

I haven't voted yet.

None of this condescending crap. Zane will not yield and accept her defeat. The crowd won't accept her surrender. Zane has to die.

Sorry, but you failed to be a warrior exemplar, Zane. You come from a race of businessmen, merchants and thieves, and that's what you are.
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No. 257408 ID: 4784be

>> Insane Fan; Get in there and save your hero in a fit of rage induced bravado.

Save the ever-loving fuck out of her.
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No. 257409 ID: dfaf02

>>257408
we need to branch this quest and have tgchanners appearing in the arena to save Zane :)
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No. 257412 ID: b6c6fc
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257412

Janine: (there's nothing I can do to help Midori, I've got one arm and no bandages)

Janine: "Announcer! I've beaten your champion, I've won your game, is that not what you wanted?"

Announcer: "Zane still lives FINISH HER!"

Janine: "Audience! is this what you want? to see your champion die? I am here to entertain am I not?"

the crying of children can be heard clearly now, and the voices of adult attempting to console them

Janine: "Announcer it seems the people do not share your taste in blood lust, I don't give a damn whether she lives or dies, but I don't think I'm in the mood to make you happy"

Announcer: "I hold your life in my hand PINKSKIN! obeing me is the only future for you! you are nothing but my servant! NOW KILL HER"

Janine: "NO! I am a Solar of the EarthWorld: Solan, I am of the race of men, and I do NOT obey the words of a beast! you want her dead, kill her yourself!"

Announcer: " . . . you will come to regret that decision . . . you will suffer more than you can imagine . . . and even a SOLAR will learn to beg for death"

THE END

(stay tuned for epilogue later tonight!)
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No. 257414 ID: 66ba46

>>257412
JANINE YOU ARE AWESOME!

Holy shit. Just when I think this can't get any better... Oh god, you are awesome.
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No. 257415 ID: 9b6c31

Fuck yeah. Janine, that was a cool speech.
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No. 257419 ID: a4b4e3

>>257412
That was a fantastic speech, Janine. You did a damn good job here today.
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No. 257420 ID: c99f30

>>257412
FUCK YEAH! HUMANITY!
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No. 257421 ID: dfaf02

>>257412
Thank Dog! The tiny racoon isn't dead.
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No. 257427 ID: 729cb7

>>257412
Ah well...

Anyway, you're totally badass, Janine.
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No. 257464 ID: 1854db

I'm satisfied with this outcome.
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No. 257518 ID: fba40f

>>257412
You just did massive, irreversible damage to enemy morale. Even if you die, you have still won here. Congratulations.
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No. 257534 ID: 56dc25

>>257412
That speech is all the more badass for the fact that it was made by someone who had their arm blown off not five minutes previous.
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No. 257536 ID: 8555c2

And now Janine gets a slow painful death.
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No. 257557 ID: 20fc85

>>257536
ITS FUNNY CAUSE SHE CAN'T FEEL PAIN
CAUSE SHE HAS CIP
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No. 257560 ID: b6c6fc
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257560

Paramedics quickly arrived on scene, Zane was brought to the hospital for emergency treatment

Announcer Dalkoran Skiv would never have a chance to make true of his threats, as directly after the match hundreds of fans broke into his office drug him into the street and publicly burned him alive

Zane would spend 4 days in a coma, and a week after that hospitalized, but never the less would make a full recovery

thousands of Loyal fans would cheer on Zane's return, by strange chance the populous found a fallible warrior far more endearing, and drew parallels to all the proud Astranians injured in the past. Zane's Popularity soared and reached out to many worlds beyond Nok'chteh-korr

The Gladitorial games would also gain popularity as a result of these events
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No. 257562 ID: b6c6fc
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257562

but what would happened to the poor Pinkskin P.O.W.s?

well that's another story . . .


THE END FOR REAL
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No. 257563 ID: f82d85

>>257562

Fuck yes Ahmed
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No. 257564 ID: 2563d4

>>257560
>The Gladitorial games would also gain popularity as a result of these events
BAD END
>>257562
>Guy with an actually appropriate weapon and moustache of power
BITTERSWEET END
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No. 257583 ID: 4703e7

>>257564
this usually means crap terrain is next. AK-47 would under peform in very closed spaces and possibly pressurized enviroment.

maybe next time we can do actual wargames with nerf guns.

is janine going to get her arm back?
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No. 257584 ID: 94c960

>Announcer Dalkoran Skiv would never have a chance to make true of his threats
Yay!

>The Gladitorial games would also gain popularity
Fuck!
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No. 257587 ID: 445c48

>publicly burned him alive

Whoa, shit, these guys are intense
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No. 257595 ID: 252e1b

>>257587
They are just animals
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No. 257599 ID: 20fc85

>>257584
I'm gonna say this now...

Better these conflicts settled through the gladiator tourneys than to have em fought in a war...

The two sides may be able to compromise their war into war matches...
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No. 257613 ID: 010303

>>257599
Except they have both war and gladiatorial games going on.

It seems a bit of a stretch that the crowd broke into the Announcer's office and not the prisoner quarters for their bloody revenge.

At the same time it is not surprising at all that fans were forgiving towards Zane. Now they can see her as a martyr and praise her even more. Those fans...
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No. 257629 ID: fb10df

Would it be fair enough to say that Lonely World would have a VERY excited audience to see the 9-furres-VS-1-human counterpart to this quest?
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No. 257634 ID: a4b4e3

>>257629
Probably.
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No. 257682 ID: dfaf02

>>257629
What? Mass killing of cute furries?
LonelyWorld would risk being drug out into the street and burned alive for that :O
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No. 257746 ID: d8cbe7

>>257682
Yes, because human people trying to raise support for the war are going to pick cute, adorable-to-human aliens instead of the evil looking ones for gladiators.

... though I guess that might not stop the people here from lynching LonelyWorld anyways :V
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