>>305877
People hated are punched, we are close to obtaining alcohol, and we have escaped the surreal alternate dimension. We are in, like, the fourth dimension or something. THUS!

I dunno, she's hot.

>>305783
Lets try using blue as a battering ram against the vault.

Kaustinen 2011/05/26(Thu)08:07 No. 306891 ID: 9b6c31
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I BREAK HIS HANDS OFF USING THE VACUUMER!
...
It is not working!!!!! They go poff!

ZAP!

Duck. Punch up.

duck, then upper cut.

Perform a NINJA-DUCK followed by a ABOVE-HEAD-SELF-HIGH-FIVE. When your awesome self gratificating palms meet a leg instead of each other, MAN-GRAB said leg, and then swing it forward as hard as you can.

Also, if you desire to hit on the green goast you met earlier you should not destroy her but instead disarm and pin her in a hold, then try a line maybe. I'm pretty sure it's her except she's tying some goast trickery to beat you without spending much effort.

Shoryuken her in the cunt to establish dominance.

>>306891
Kick to the face incoming! Do >>306906

Suggestion 2011/05/30(Mon)13:23 No. 307891 ID: 9b6c31
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High-five motherfucker!
>Implying man-grabbing and throwing me will help.
ZAP!
FFFF what an annoying wanker.

take vacuum apart so you have just the handle. use it like a bat or a club.

>>307891
GODAMNIT JUST SUCK HER INTO THE VACUUM ALREADY.

Kaustinen 2011/06/03(Fri)05:38 No. 308711 ID: 9b6c31
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ZAP!
SMAAAASH!!
>OOOOW!

TWO GHOSTS DOWN! Let's locate that fucker Red!

Kaustinen 2011/06/03(Fri)05:41 No. 308712 ID: 9b6c31
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It's Red.
It's him.
He has the........... key.

>>308712
Well what are you waiting for then? Fuck him up and get the key to the booze.

Take key for DELICIOUS ALCOHOL.

His back is turned. Sneak up.

Don't attack him, he could be another classy gentleman. But I doubt he wants you to open that safe so PUNCH ERRTHING

Kaustinen 2011/06/10(Fri)16:48 No. 311609 ID: 9b6c31
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I just take that fucking key and leave that wanker.

"Stop."
"What is your name. Are you on my list? Who sent you? Are you on my list?"
"You look angry. Angry targets are easy pickings. I hope you are on my list. Are you? Who sent you? Why are you in our hideout? Were you invited?"

"orange told me a guy on your list is at the front door"

We're not on his list, Yellow sent us, and we're just visiting.

>>311616

We're not on the list, Yellow sent us, and the booze invited us.

Kaustinen 2011/06/11(Sat)14:31 No. 312021 ID: 9b6c31
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"King sent you? You are not on list? That means I must give you the key. Are you sure you are not on the list?
You should be. Have this key. Begone. Use the elevator."

I have................... the key!!!!
The.... elevator? There is an elevator? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHH!!!!


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I SEE GREEN AND YELLOW.
>implying that he is not a huge dickhead.
>further implying that Sucker is not cleaning up the blood
"Watch it dear, he is with us now. And he has.... the key!"
>implying we shouldn't just take the key and kill him.
"FUCK YOU, I HAVE THE KEY."
"Now now, it is not polite to outright murder our guest."
"Zap, please go assist Sucker. We are going to open the vault. Banks is waiting for us."

>Implying yellow text is not hard to read.

Enough talk, open the safe.

Kaustinen 2011/06/11(Sat)15:21 No. 312043 ID: 9b6c31
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HOLY SHIT SO MUCH MONEY.

"Hello Banks! I haven't seen you in days. Got trapped in the vault again?"
"Oh, hello King! Yes, I got trapped here. It has been boring here. We really should be able to open the vault from the inside."
FUKKEN MONEY.
"I modified space of this room a bit. This room was so small..."
"Marvelous! You can thank this little guy for opening the vault. He might be able to help us with the gate too!"
"Hohoho! You think so? That is great! I'll be going to my room now."
"Now, Kaustinen, was it? You can have all alcohol you can carry. You are lost, aren't you? Living things are not supposed to be around here. I can show you way out. It is blocked, and I am pretty sure only living beings can pass it. Do you wish to see it?"
YOU COULD BUY SO MUCH BOOZE WITH ALL THAT.

grab an ASSLOAD of booze and money and lets go see that gate.

Yes to booze, yes to way out.

...ask if you can have a little bit of that dosh.

Hell yes. Grab booze and jump through gate back to reality for BEST END.

Acquire booze, follow Yellow.

>>312043
Get drunk with them. You have booze because of them! Share the wealth! Fuck Green!

Kaustinen 2011/06/12(Sun)13:27 No. 312386 ID: 9b6c31
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I take booze and steal some of their money! Lousy faggots having so much money!!!!! Economy is in ruins....

We ride the elevator. The elevator is..... terrible! Who needs this bullshit!?!?!

Kaustinen 2011/06/12(Sun)13:29 No. 312387 ID: 9b6c31
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Holy shit the gate is HUUUUUGE!!
"Heh, I haven't been here for a while.
As you can see, the gate is closed, but it is not made out of goastium. You might be able to punch a hole through it. Try. It."

>>312387
BIGGEST. FUCKING. PUNCH. EVER.

>>312387
Punch the gate!
SHOW IT THE POWER OF A MAN WHO HAS ATTAINED ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!

Yours is the fist that will smash that goddamn door.

Consume booze, punch gates.

>>312387
PUNCH, WITH ALL OF THE MIGHT YOU CAN MUSTER, AND SMASH THAT SHIT

It is too late, obviously. You have drunk the alcohol, yes? Isn't the yellow goast looking Unreasonable Attractive and Molestation Prone? Have a quickie before you go.

I demand affirmative action!

Kaustinen 2011/07/05(Tue)18:01 No. 322160 ID: 178c80
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FUCK THE GAAAAAATES!

Kaustinen 2011/07/05(Tue)18:02 No. 322164 ID: 178c80
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Gates are PUSSIES. BIG PUSSIES.
I AM NOW OUT OF HERE.

"Farewell Kaustinen. I hope we see again someday."

FUCK NO.

Kaustinen 2011/07/05(Tue)18:03 No. 322165 ID: 178c80
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I walk into the darkness like a man, out of this stupid fucking dimenisfon.............!!!!!!

Kaustinen 2011/07/05(Tue)18:07 No. 322167 ID: 178c80
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I AM BACK MOTHERFUCKEEERS!
Now I jus--- have to locate home-

Assballs.

Suggestion 2011/07/05(Tue)18:07 No. 322169 ID: 178c80
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"Hehe."

>>322169
What does the sign say?

>>322171
"STAY OUT"

Suggestion 2011/07/05(Tue)18:32 No. 322181 ID: 178c80
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After escaping some sort of surreal dimension, Kaustinen went to get drunk. And boy, he sure got drunk. He was very happy.

Meanwhile, Colour-Gang was freed from their decades long seal. They instantly proceeded to claw their way back to the top. Now undead, they are re-establishing their massive crime-empire, King leading them.

Kaustinen, of course, disappeared two days after returning from some sort of surreal alternate dimension.

Kaustinen 2011/07/05(Tue)18:32 No. 322182 ID: 178c80
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Where the fuck am I?!

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