Weep and drink tears.

slain baboon, eat it's meat.

Get a rock, kill Baboon, Make stylish baboon skin coat.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)10:18 No. 252706 ID: af952d
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>>Weep and drink tears.

>>Get a rock, kill Baboon,

Is sadness of taste.

Only on island small rock named SAND which immune to baboon.

>>252706
Coconut ponder: Weapon?

>>252706
Throw sand in baboons eyes. Spank that monkey to death. Feast on its delicous parasite infested flesh!

Tame the baboon. Train it to dig a hole through the Earth to freedom!

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)11:24 No. 252729 ID: af952d
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"幸せな食事レイプ本当にウナギ！ああ！排泄爆発コロン、百痛み！"

FAILURE PLAN.

For very surprise baboon huge as is ass hole!

>>252729
Dig out the base of the tree? Might have incoming coconuts, watch out for those.

On the other hand, you can also just take them and drink from them when they get thrown at you.

>>252729
FUCK! What an insensitive bastard. Hmm, this is going to require a cunning plan. Any way to construct a forge and make glass out of the sand?

Damnation! Are there any coconuts or shells on the ground? Use them to smash the glasses and unlock sand attack!

Steal the glasses.

Being of knock tree down over.

>>252729
Try to knock that tree over. If that does not work, throw insults at it.

Also, unrelated to any real suggestion, when I ran that Japanese text through Google translate, I got:
"Rape really happy meal eel! Oh colon explosion eliminated, the pain one hundred!"
That's rather disturbing...

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)11:55 No. 252756 ID: af952d
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Only sand can construction of sand. Baboon is hoard all what is not sand.

Only man is desert island and cannot into wizard. Can only brain and sand using.

ALSO BABOON IMPUDENCE BASTARD.

>>252756
Then lets show that fucking baboon. We shall strike the sand under the tree and dig down until we reach water. There must be some under there.

>>252756
Damn that baboon.
I say build a HUGE sand castle.
It will be BETTER than that damned baboons tree!

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)12:03 No. 252762 ID: af952d
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>>dig down until we reach water

Water reach very soon.

Not down.

Now is the time to attack with DISGUSTING CLUMPED SAND.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)12:12 No. 252765 ID: af952d
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>>Now is the time to attack with DISGUSTING CLUMPED SAND.

Of making note here: Very large vengeance.

>>252765


WAIT IS THAT A RADIO YOU'RE HOLDING.

>>252765
Don't throw it yet!
There is something in the lump. Take out the thing, then throw lump.

>>252765
It looks like you found something useful. Take it out of the disgusting clump of sand before you throw it. Then throw sand and retreat outside of the area where the filthy monkey could retaliate by flinging poo.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)12:25 No. 252774 ID: af952d
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>>WAIT IS THAT A RADIO YOU'RE HOLDING.

How recognize radio?! Not everyone having education from tall level numberology!

>>252774
Hmm, fling disgusting sand first and retreat out of range from retaliation.

Then we press that button and see what happens.

>>252774
PRESS THE DELIVER BUTTON!
Let's see what the button thingy will deliver!
Maybe it will be delicious food/drink, or maybe something smite that DAMNED BABOON with!

>>252774
Radio? What's going on with that radio?

>>252797
Glare menacingly at the Baboon.
Because now it seems that it will have a crate dropped on it's head.

>>252797
Cool, that should show that fucking monkey who is the boss around here.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/05(Fri)13:00 No. 252812 ID: af952d
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NOW WAIT WITH EXCITING!

Try not eat by wormface in meantime.

>>252812
Wormface? You got zombies or something here?

Oh man, I love dropping supply crates on the enemy.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/06(Sat)01:10 No. 253010 ID: af952d
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"強姦、強姦だらけだ！マッコウクジラの攻撃、オハイオ州の核撃て！列車の正面、恐ろしい痛みにジャンプしてください！"

>>253010
"Rape, rape is full of! Attack sperm nucleus oh shoot! In front of the train, scary
Please jump in if the pain! "

What?

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/06(Sat)02:25 No. 253017 ID: af952d
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On crate finding buttons!

What is meaning?!

>>253017
The last one means 'giant metal', can't figure the other two out. (Stupid google ignoring periods between letters even if I use quotation marks...)

>>253017
>>253017

OSCAR.

Es gibt buchstäblich keinen Grund etwas anderes als GIANT METAL auszuwählen.

>>253017
Push the metal button! The metal button is the one that is the farthest down.

Must more voting of important choose!

>>253017
Motherfucking METAL!!!

Just watch out for Satans, such a huge amount of metal might attract him.

>>253017
Pushing of the button is O.S.C.A.R

OSCAR pressing must go

But how can metal help in the desert? Go for O.S.C.A.R

>>253052
Metal always helps. And it will attract Satan, so we can make a deal with him, or challenge him to a rockoff.

METAL BUTTON

Not meanings important metal pushing!

Me need Online Services for Curriculum and Articulation Review

Must sorry but escapade prohibition while very disease.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)01:02 No. 260041 ID: 7ef38a
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Push a Metall.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)01:25 No. 260043 ID: 7ef38a
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PUSH OF METALL EFFECT RESULT LARGE SOUND AND VERY SMOKE, BUT UNDER SMOKE IS RIESIGE METALL!

Wat? What happened?

That's the most beautiful and in your situation useless thing imaginable.
Get right in and give it an test-drive.

>>260043
It appears that you have summoned the tank of Satan. Get up on it, throw the horns and then get in it and give it a test drive. Lets see what this fucker can do.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)05:26 No. 260057 ID: 7ef38a
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Tank not horny now but inside is advancement hardware what contain computing console and also display current message.

>>260057
If there is anything to read, then read the 'current message'.

THe message is communist propaganda.
Push some buttons instead

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)05:46 No. 260060 ID: 7ef38a
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Now read communism propaganda before press a buttons.

>>260060
The British are the vilest creatures known to mankind. Of course you're willing to rescue all kinds of princesses from them.
Press the Yes button with all your might while also shouting Hell Yes! to make sure

Fuck. Yea.

Yes, you are very man to rescue princess.
You got the tank of Satan! Which appears to be of German design if I am not mistaken.

Say yes, or press yes, or type yes, or just take off to provided coordinates.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)06:20 No. 260066 ID: 7ef38a
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Choose yes in mind because not of have button what confirmation.

BUT ORIGINALITY PROBLEM STILL DESERT ISLAND.

>>260066
That is quite a problem. State your conundrum aloud for the computer. Mayhaps it has a way off this island.

Maybe you're lucky and the tank is also an Amphibious Assault Vehicle.
If not see if there's any way for communication in it.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)06:54 No. 260070 ID: 7ef38a
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NOT SIGNAL INSIDE RANGE.

Now must very creativity, because not princess saving self and clock is small!

Only on island is man, Riesige Metall - what not submarine - and sand.

Fire various guns, flares, smoke bombs and whatnot to get attention.
Maybe there's a boat nearby.

If that doesn't help, push all the buttons.

Point tank toward Brittan, fire gun.

>>260070
Fire all guns!

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)07:16 No. 260079 ID: 7ef38a
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Push of all button make text in console.

Well, everything's ready apparently.
Check out the Computersystem for any specifications, a German tank should be able to work under water.

>>260079
All systems are go and the tank is ready to take the fight to enemies of the fatherland. Lets push some buttons and see if we can make it go.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)08:19 No. 260095 ID: 7ef38a
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Metall contain of crew A.I. what can using if missing hats. Now certainly tank work.

But cannot working under water when excessive of certain deepness! This reading in internet - when not desert island - because all demand to knowing!

Next to tank drive in sphere, cannot do thing! Must hardness think! Cannot simple driving because very water, cannot shooting because ocean of have infinity hit point!

>>260095
Become enraged with the situation and shoot at the ocean anyways, it's obvious an enemy of the Vaterland.

Also
>But cannot working under water when excessive of certain deepness!
>certain deepness!
>certain
So it can work with at least some deepness?
If you drive in shallow water it might just work

>>260095
Bah, if only it were an armoured engineering vehicle, then you could move the island along with you like some kind of stepping stone.

>>260095
Drive so quickly that you skim the water until we reach land!

>>260095
Put on some Rammstein on the speakers in an attempt to summon Satan to the tank. Then get him to serve as your gunner and get you off this island.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)12:55 No. 260178 ID: 7ef38a
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Now of seeing what happen.

>>260178
Push that button with the orange stuff and see what happens.

>>260178
Zerstören!

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/11/27(Sat)13:24 No. 260193 ID: 7ef38a
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>>Push that button with the orange stuff and see what happens.

Button is already push, that is how of light activation in console button. Now waiting is.

>>260193
The antenna has a tiny skull bobble. You must twang it and watch it wave about hypnotically.

>>260193
Check out the tank's ammo and fuel supplies. Also food and water.

>>260193
Throw the horns with both hands and scream out your love for metal with a lone resounding "METAL!!" that will shatter the silence.

Use the machine gun to shoot fish! Then eat the fish!

Is good!

this is not just any tank, it's SATAN's tank, surely it has some occultic powers of some sort

try to find out if the tank is possessed by a demon

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)06:16 No. 261976 ID: 7ef38a
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>>shoot fish

Cannot fish seeing but of piss bullet into ocean regardless.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)06:19 No. 261978 ID: 7ef38a
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Now individually bullet flying to water.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)06:22 No. 261980 ID: 7ef38a
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BUT SUDDENLY IMPACT!

>>261980
Inspect sudden hard surface. Surely it will yield the tools required to escape this mad prison.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)08:09 No. 261991 ID: 7ef38a
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>>Inspect

>>261991

OH NO, YOU LE DIDN'T

>>261991
Is that a french guy in a submarine?
Ask him if he will save you!
If he will not, then try to take over his sub, while insulting him.

He's french so he can't win.

Wave to frenchman.

>>261991
The fuck is a rugged good looking frenchman doing in the middle of the ocean? Inquire about this.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)08:29 No. 262000 ID: 7ef38a
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"Giving one good le reason why not of nuke le island very instantly. DIRECTEMENT."

Normally I'd advise to be vague threatening to scare him into submission, but that won't work with that one.
Carefully explain him that you need help to kick some Limey butt. Also make an reference to Élysée.

>>262000
Tell him that nothing would please you more than seeing this island nuked, provided that you're not on it.

Also, you need to save a beutiful princess that is held captive by the vile englishmen. You care not for your own life, but the thought if a sweet lady spending another moment in captivety among the vile english is unberable, you must save her before they burn her at the stake like they did with poor Jean de' Arc.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)08:41 No. 262005 ID: 7ef38a
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>>explain him that you need help to kick some Limey
>>vile englishmen

"LES ANGLAIS! Nous allons écorcher leurs testicules et apprécier le vin en le faisant!"

>>262005
According to google-translate, he is saying:
"THE ENGLISH! We'll scratch their testicles and enjoy wine in the making!"

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)08:50 No. 262009 ID: 7ef38a
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BELIEF BEING MIKE OF OSCAR.

Well, see if you can somehow move your Panzer in or on the submarine to leave that damned island.
Then proceed to mess with the computer to figure out where that princess even is or what's her name for that matter.

>>262005
Dude really loves his cheese. Anyway, seems like you're getting of this desert island hellhole, and might even get to watch it explode under a nuclear fire. Yay!

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)09:16 No. 262015 ID: 7ef38a
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Making very speed!

Panzerputer saying princess in SECRET BRITISH COMMANDO BASE. Also princess is name Princess Nimitz of Suurrindland.

Now must preparing for fight.

Also tank not possess of Satan. Did very looking and now confirm.

Visit your new friend in the submarine for some wine, snails and manly fraternization.
Maybe also battle tactics

>>262015
That submarine is officially the most awesome submarine ever...

>>262015
Destination Arrive, make killings all.

>>262015
Have some wine and cheese on the way. You need to be prepared to take on the brits.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)10:04 No. 262026 ID: 7ef38a
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"Bienvenue. Of very welcome aboard le Casse-Noisette.

Would liking some le vin flavor of nuke le island while waiting of reach base commando Anglais?"

>>262026
Of course, you must accept your application for your French nuclear obstruction.

>>262026
Oh fuck yes. Nuke that fucking island and watch the explosion while you eat some cheese and drink some wine.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)10:24 No. 262032 ID: 7ef38a
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"I was play basket au l'école."

>>262032
Ok, don't ever fuck with this guy. He throws nukes by hand. Shit is hardcore.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)10:35 No. 262034 ID: 7ef38a
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And it was very goodness!

>>262032
Be use to be using of cool shades to protect from flash the eyes.

>>262034
Take that you fucking baboon infested desert island. Ok, now full speed ahead, you got a princess to rescue from commandoes. Put on the training montage to make the journey go faster, you must learn this frenchmans moves so that you're ready to kick the ass of the english when you arrive.

>>262043
Don't forget to discuss a little philosophy in a relaxed manner.

Try to become one with satan tank to become an unstoppable force of awesomstruction.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)11:10 No. 262046 ID: 7ef38a
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CANNOT MONTAGE BECAUSE ALREADY VERY ARRIVE!

>>262046
Then get in that fucking tank and play some mothafucking metal. The britfags are going to be made aware of your arrival by the booming of the gun and the summoning of satans!

You better be in the tank.
Shoot everything that's not the princess or our froggy friend. Do we even know what she looks like? If it's a German princess she might have an mustache, so be careful to identify enemies.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)11:31 No. 262049 ID: 7ef38a
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"Hold fast, you bloody bastard.

This is your last chance to turn back before I redefine 'tea and krumpettes' using you as visual aid."

>>262048
That'd be a Russian princess.

>>262049
Proceed onwards with missioning! His track record isn't that great.

>>262049
Now begin to doing murder on Great Britain. What am Britain ever done for you?

>>262049

Is that Michael Caine??

Anyways, inform then that crumpets is a stupid name for a food item and promptly fire your main gun into any nearby buildings.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)11:58 No. 262056 ID: 7ef38a
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Saying impudence to BRITISH COMMANDO and shoot of anything what is sight.

>>262056
Fire wildly in all directions while headbanging to cool music.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/05(Sun)12:06 No. 262059 ID: 7ef38a
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>>Fire wildly in all directions while headbanging to cool music.

Is sufficient cool?

>>262059
Yes, that does it quite well. No onwards to glory with all guns blazing!

>>262059

I'm not familiar with that song. :/

Waidmanns Dank!
Get an prisoner for interrogation.

Suggestion 2010/12/06(Mon)06:47 No. 262403 ID: 7ef38a
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>>buns glazing
>>prisoner

CAN ONLY CHOOSING ONE.

>>262403
Guns motherfucking blazing then.

Also, watch out, some wanker with a PIAT is behind you. Reverse and slightly to the right and you should get him.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)07:07 No. 262411 ID: 7ef38a
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>>PIAT

Can only seeing very ketchup.

>>262411
You probably got him then. Look for something important that you can fire Satan's cannon at.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)08:27 No. 262419 ID: 7ef38a
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>>something important to shoot

This looking importance but which more importance?

>>262419
The Pub!
If you destroy it, the Brits will loose all their will to fight.

Or you could shoot that shack with 'admin' written on it.

>>262419
Oh god don't shoot the Pub. If you cross the Rules you will trigger their determined underdog side and they will hunt you down. Take out the admin shack.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)08:50 No. 262425 ID: 7ef38a
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Now "administer" very kick of ass, yes?

>>262425
Very.

Now park up outside the pub and go in for a pint.

Agreed.
Go in the pub, the guards can't move so you're save to go in at least.

>>262425
Go into the pub for a pint for a job well done.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)09:53 No. 262445 ID: 7ef38a
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Pint is very obstacle.

>>262445
Tell them that you're there for a pint and the princess. If they just give you that then you will take Satan's tank and go somewhere else.

>>262445
Demand French very fire support!

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)10:43 No. 262453 ID: 7ef38a
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>>Demand French very fire support!

"Always very enjoying taste of le sang Anglais."

>>262453
Holy fuck he's hardcore. Umm, you should probably not drink english beer in front of him. Just take a tiny sip, declare that it tastes like piss and then piss in their beer keg.

Then get back in the tank and get done saving the princess, you can celebrate after you're done with some fine wine and nice cheese.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)11:14 No. 262464 ID: 7ef38a
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"My le manly intuition saying la princesse in le underground vault location le pub basement."

>>262464
NOOOOO! Warn him about impending stabbings and throw something to distract the vile anglais.

>>262464
YOU BEHIND KNIFE WITH BRITTISH MANS!

>>262464
Blinking weakens Michael Caine.
Exhale your foul continental-cheese-afflicted breath into his face.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/06(Mon)11:30 No. 262472 ID: 7ef38a
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"I bloody well warned you.

Now it's too late, old chap."

>>262472
Oh fuck, only one thing to do now. Smash a bottle against a table, tell him to come at you and hope that the frenchy isn't completly down yet. That or that you manage to somehow summon Satan in your time of need.

Start busting the beer kegs and beer bottles and stuff. Without booze the English realize their horribly oppressed nature and lose all strength.

Use your super jumping skills to get in to your tank all fast-like.

>>262477
agreed weapons are nice

hehehe... maybe the monkey somehow survived and could help out... naw that would be stupid.

Tell him you have his bloody wanker of a queen hostage in your tank and that if he doesn't give you all his weapons and surrender you'll be forced to make sweet love to her.

Challenge him to a traditional English super battle tank super special stage death rally.

Shout "Feuer der kanonen, schnell schnell!" and hope the tank has voice commands.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/07(Tue)02:27 No. 262646 ID: 7ef38a
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>>Shout "Feuer der kanonen, schnell schnell!"

"You bastard... that's not fair..."

>>262646
Step back. They're at their most dangerous when mortally wounded.

>>262646
Mate, that's just not cricket, You're completely fucked now. Hope to hell his Aussie mates don't show up.

>>262646
Grab cannon barrel and with great force spinning!

>>262646
Step back, he looks like he's about to make a last ditch throw of the knife. Instead go to your french companion. He might not be yet gone, bandage life his might save.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/07(Tue)08:30 No. 262664 ID: 7ef38a
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>>Step back

Cannot hurting chance.

>>262664
Now go tend to frenchy, he saved your ass more than once, he deserves either care or manly tears.

>>262664
Keep stepping back until you fall into the basement, thus making the best possible impression on the princess.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/07(Tue)11:34 No. 262680 ID: 7ef38a
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>>fall into the basement

FUCK AM OF FALL DOWN ALL STAIR...

IT CONSTANT HAPPENING

Fall with more style

I TOLD BRO
TALKED ME REGARD STEPS MANY

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/07(Tue)12:50 No. 262694 ID: 7ef38a
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Cannot style!

>>262694
You're semi-alive, that's good enuff.
Open dat door.

open that door and claim what is rightfully yours (and by that I mean evrything in the room)

IT IS TIME TO PRINCESS

>>262680
I fucking lost it.

>>262694

Pick yourself up, open door, receive princess.

...Alternatively, receive beating, administer beating, THEN receive princess.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/24(Fri)07:42 No. 266428 ID: f604d6
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Now open door of very heavy!

Certainty not very trap of booby?

I don't think a heavy door like that would NEED booby traps.

>>266428
There might be boobies on the princess.
So force the door open already.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/24(Fri)14:01 No. 266452 ID: f604d6
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>>So force the door open already.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/24(Fri)14:28 No. 266454 ID: f604d6
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"Mida kuradit siin toimub?"

>>266454
finaly a problem solved by punching.

greet her with a quick face-fixer.

Well....
The boobs are alright, no matter what the fuck the face. Save her like the fist of the northstar.

remove mouth-nose chopsicks and apply kiss to asert your saving-ism

Attempt to rescue the princess.

>>266454
Rescue the shit out of that princess. And find a paper bag somewhere.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/25(Sat)15:27 No. 266608 ID: f604d6
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>>rescue the princess

"On aeg seiklus!"

Well, does counting as rescue of success?

>>266608
Looks pretty rescued to me. Now go cry at the body of your dead companion. He saved you from the island and fought alongside you against the brits.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/26(Sun)08:42 No. 266787 ID: f604d6
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Well, was very adventure but sea man must always sea.

Thus returning princess and refuse offer for princess hand and realm of half, due to sea man need sea and only bravery!

And that is difference escapade which not show here.

That sure was something.
I have no idea what exactly, but I'm sure it was that.
Also draw celebratory porn.

Desertion Mens!ozOtJW9BFA 2010/12/26(Sun)10:45 No. 266799 ID: f604d6
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>>266792
>>draw celebratory porn

This
was
beautiful

*manly tears*
Best quest or best quest ever?

This has been one of the finest on this board in some period of time. I congratulation you.

That was probably the best quest I've ever read.

CONGLATURATION! YOU'RE WINNER!