Hey sup. Ok, lets see... advice... ok. Go put on a dress.
Tell me about yourself stranger. Got any family?

>>25166
What are you weaaaaaaring?~

...!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)18:43 No. 25171 ID: bde1b8
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I'm already wearing a dress.

Thank the Fates I found you. I've been looking for years.

Sorry. The swirling mass of disembodied souls is not available at the moment. Please wait on the line and our next available operator will assist you as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience. DOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOOO DOO DEE DOOO DOO DOO~

>>25166
please be female please be female please be female

>>25171
Hey there handsome, I like your pants nya~.

...!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)18:44 No. 25175 ID: bde1b8
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You guys solve problems, right?

>>25171
HELL YES! GIRL SIDE! It's been ages since we've had a true owner that was female, not counting those to girls who stole us... no matter.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)18:45 No. 25181 ID: bde1b8
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Well, my name is Coralina.

For best results, insert the orb into your vaginal canal.

>>25175
We tend to cause a few more, but generally, yes.
What do you need?

>>25175
We usually try to, at least.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)18:45 No. 25187 ID: bde1b8
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And I broke the world.

...Think you can help?

>>25175
If you count making current problems meaningless by comparison? Sure, why not.

>>25181
What year is this? Do you have any brothers? Whats with your eye? You're a dude right? Little effemnite. You should put on a dress and pretend to be a girl.

>>25187
We've destroyed and created more galaxies than you have fingers.

I think we can handle one little world.

>>25187
...Okay, that's going to need a little work.
How did you break the world?
Also, is that a windmill?

>>25187
huh... interesting development you got here... Ok just out of curiosity, who's job was it to watch the world?

>>25187
We specialize in alignment and gender confusedness, but we'll make an exception just this once nya~.

>>25187
How did you break it?

>>25187
Wha-

How in the unholy name of all that is holy did you do that?

>>25187

Uh.. hmmm... well... usually we are the ones doing the breaking.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)18:59 No. 25207 ID: bde1b8
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So many questions! Well, I guess I should have seen it coming. I'll do my best to answer them all.

>What year is this?
Uhh... I think its 2081? Maybe? It hasn't mattered for a while now.

>Do you have any brothers?
None living.

>Whats with your eye?
I'll... I'll get to that in a minute.

>You're a dude right? Little effeminate. You should put on a dress and pretend to be a girl.
...I am a girl, and I am WEARING a dress.

>who's job was it to watch the world?
I have no idea.

>Also, is that a windmill?
Probably?

>How in the unholy name of all that is holy did you do that?
Well that's quite the story...

[cutscene]

FIRST: WHAT DID YOU DO?

SECOND: HOW DID YOU DO IT?

THIRD: THERE'S NO ONE AROUND. OBLIGATORY REQUEST FOR NUDITY AND SEX.

>>25208
Dude. There might be hidden cameras.

>>25208
Please excuse the less... useful elements of our abilities. ;P

>>25211
Hush, you. It's something that always happens sooner or later...

You call that a dress? you should totally find a better dress.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)19:08 No. 25219 ID: bde1b8
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First, a little bit about me. I'm a conjurer. I can summon creatures from nothing, and control them to do my bidding.

...I was not always a very good conjurer.

If you have any questions about conjuring, I can answer them before I move on, or you can save it until I'm done explaining. Whatever you want. Its been a while since I've had someone to talk to.

>>25219
Details can wait, we like stories.

>>25216
she broke the world, remember? Finding a pretty dress is not worth the effort. Besides, that one is just fine.

>>25219
Yeah, go ahead and continue. I'm sure we'll have plenty of questions when you're done.

>>25219
What are your tools.

And lastly,
DID YOU FUCKING SUMMON AN ELDAR GOD?
Bad girl. Bad.

>>25219
Proceed with the story. We'll ask specific questions as the information becomes necessary.

>>25224
Khaine wouldn't do this.

>>25219
Um, could you maybe explain to us where we are? Is this Earth, or some other world you've ruined?

>>25227
From IRC, I know that we're in the Romanticar house. Presumably they moved out of their apartment somewhere in the 70 years since we last talked to them.

>>25229
Or... maybe she inherited it. Any of your grandparents named Fiftyeight, Janine or Elisabeth?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)19:35 No. 25237 ID: bde1b8
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>You call that a dress? you should totally find a better dress.
If we find a better one, sure. Clothing did not survive apocalyptia very well, unfortunately. I'd kill for a pair of shoes that fit right.

>Is this Earth, or some other world you've ruined?
Its still Earth.

>we like stories.
Okay. Well, when I was still a girl, I had a deep-seated interest in the dark and the mysterious. My friend Jake and I would spend hours together, poring old books or looking at curios from the antique shop. We were... very close. One day, we found a very special book, a very rare book from before the days of book burning and witch trials. As you've probably guessed, it was a book of conjurations.

>>25237
Jake would look good in a dress...
you dont have fitting shoes!? A girl should have at LEAST 4 pairs. Why have you not gone looting some yet, girl? is there something preventing you from exploring?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)19:44 No. 25240 ID: bde1b8
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Jake had a lot of trouble with it, but I was a natural. The material came easy to me. I learned how to mindlink, how to conjure creatures and objects, how to call specific creatures to me, and how to bind them to a specific place. Jake cheered me on, and we grew excited with our new ability. Not that we had any idea what to do with it.

You're probably expecting something horrible to happen at any moment, but that first book... everything was fine. It was when we found the second, the Book of Demonology, that things went wrong.

>>25240
>Demonology

NAW SHIT

>>25240
>Book of Demonology
>Demonology

NO REALLY, YOU THINK?

>>25240
Imma have to misquote pratchett here.
"Wizards didn't mess about with demons, because anyone with half a brain realises that the power in demonology lies with the demons. It's like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake."

>>25240
You... you used a book of "demonology?" Did you at least not know what it was when you started? Please tell me there's some mitigating factor here, I hate working for incompetents.

>>25241
>>25242
WHAT THESE TWO SAID! SERIOUSLY! WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!

>yer stupid

Guys, don't you think she realizes the error of her ways by now? That she understands better than you can possibly imagine just how severe the price of her meddling was?

>>25246
Alright, alright.
We're sorry.

>>25246
I just wanted to use that quote, because it's a hilarious mental image.

>>25246
>>25247
I still want to know WHY she thought this was a good idea. I mean, seriously, how dumb do you have to be to not realize that anything involving a "book of demonology" is going to end badly. That's why I asked if there were any mitigating factors involved.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)20:06 No. 25252 ID: bde1b8
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>Why don't you have fitting shoes?
My own shoes wore out a long time ago. I've been scavenging destroyed stores, but its hard to find intact pairs beneath big blocks of concrete.

>WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?
I REALIZE I SCREWED UP, OKAY. But its a little late now.

>I think she gets it by now, guys.
...Thank you.

Anyway, I thought I wasn't a fool. I prepared the strongest binding circle I knew, and summoned the weakest demon in the book. Its description said it had no powers to speak of, and was generally considered friendly, as far as demons go. It was physically frail, and generally considered pitiful.

I was not overconfident. With the information I had, I thought I would be okay. Jake was there, and he was looking forward to it so very much.

>>25252
What did you intend to have the demon do? surely you didnt just plan to summon it and ask it what it thought of the weather, did you?

>>25253
sex, obviously. What else would you do with a demon?

>>25254
Hell makes the best eclairs in the universe.
This is a fact.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)20:13 No. 25256 ID: bde1b8
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>What were you going to summon it for, anyway? To ask it the weather?
...Pretty much, actually. I wanted to summon it to see if I could. I didn't have anything I wanted it to do. Maybe just talk to it a bit, then send it back.

I was pretty arrogant at the time. I am a very good conjurer, you see.

So I summoned this demon. The calling went well, the binding worked fine. But...

...Oh. I mentioned this was written in the medieval ages, right? Back before the witch trials?

>>25256
Fun with Olde Englishe?
Or just changing terms?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)20:15 No. 25258 ID: bde1b8
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Back when the most complicated machine around was a windmill? Back before the automated driving system? Back before the internet?

Back when 'Technomancy' was almost entirely useless?

>>25258
Ouch.

>>25258
no, you didn't mention that. however, now that you have, let's ignore it and proceed with something else. like say, looting. you can talk while you pick stuff up. for starts, take that doorknob from the ruins of the house next to the one you're standing in front of.

>>25258

So, you summoned the nerd demon? ffffff-

>>25258
That seems kind of counter-productive for Hell to create a demon which lords over technology.

Y'know. During the Medieval period.

>>25258
Ok, still waiting on how this went wrong. You had a good binding circle right? He/she/it shouldn't have been able to do anything, right? I'll admit my knowledge of demon summoning isn't what it could be, but that's how it works right?

>>25262
It worked for hell in the end, didn't it?

He should still have been bound within the circle... how did his powers extend beyond it?

>>25265
Left her cell phone inside it, I'll bet.

>>25258
Did you ever ask him to do the robot?

My guess is that this demon was weak when technology was weak, but in modern times... well it should be rather powerful.

>>25269
>Demon of Technology
>"Rather powerful" in modern times.

...I think it would have instantly become a demi-god the moment it was summoned.

>>25269
>>25270
Regardless, she said she used the strongest circle she knew. It should have AT LEAST held long enough to banish the thing.

>>25271
It's not like we know how strong that is.

>>25260
Yes, she did, now stop trying to ruin storytime.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)20:37 No. 25275 ID: bde1b8
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>How did it break out?
That was entirely my own hubris. One corner of the circle pictured in the book was slightly worn, and I screwed up trying to guess at what the symbol was. The demon, Vresch is his name, actually pointed it out to me, and wrote the proper symbol into the book.

>It should have AT LEAST held long enough to banish the thing.
If I could catch him again, then yes. It would hold. He told me that it was a strong enough circle to hold almost anything in my book of Demonology. Vresch said I did pretty good, all things considered.

Jake ran as soon as he got out. The coward. I can't believe I liked him.

Once he broke the mindlink, my eye was burned out. He was very polite, looking back on it. Vresch was kind of a bastard like that.

>>25275
And let me guess: he INTERNETED the world into the ground, right?

>>25278
if that's what happened, we're completely useless; we can only make it worse.

>>25275
So you need to find him, and banish him?
And, of course, you're the only one that can do it, since you summoned him?
Hoo boy.
Well, I assume you have the circle memorised now?

>>25275
And how do you know he wasn't lying? After all it doesn't seem he tried to kill you.

>>25275
Sounds like it wasn't your fault. The book was screwed up and gave you false information. It could have happened to anyone.

>>25275
Alright, so where and why do we come into this picture?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)20:55 No. 25286 ID: bde1b8
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>Let me guess: He INTERNETED the world into the ground.
Well, let's see. Automobiles, fire alarms, traffic systems, military launch codes, telecommunications, security systems, and all sorts of things I am probably forgetting can all be manipulated by him as soon as he gets access to them.

So YES. YES, HE INTERNETED THE WORLD TO THE GROUND.

He also used giant robots, though. There's one roaming in this city, even. I showed it to you here: >>25187

>So you need to find him, and banish him? And, of course, you're the only one that can do it, since you summoned him?
Well, anyone who knows the circle could banish him. But its hard enough to find people who are still alive, let alone who know anything about conjuring. So its pretty much up to me, yes.
>Well, I assume you have the circle memorised now?
Completely and entirely. I could write it in my sleep.

>>25283
Because I was dumb enough to risk blindness summoning another demon to hunt him down. The circle worked perfectly. Unfortunately, that demon was far too weak compared to what Vresch now wielded.

>Alright, so where and why do we come into this picture?
...Because I have no idea what to do, or where to start. I was hoping you could help. You've had experience leading bumbling screw ups to success before, right?

>Take the doorknob!
...Okay? I don't know why, but I'm going to trust you guys on this one.

>>25286
Umm... right success... yeah... we can do it right guys? Anyway, this demon seems polite enough, did you ever try talking to him directly? Demons are known to cause mischief and havoc, and it looks like he's gotten his fill. So who knows, it might be easiest to ask him to just go back so we can rebuild for more havoc and mischief later.

>>25286
So what exactly was the general world population's reaction to "Cybernetic Demon Overlord Is Haxxing Us?"

>>25286
Does he have a set base of operations?
Some kind of handy GIANT TECHNOLOGICAL CITADEL OF DOOM that desperately needs a monkey wrench thrown in the works?
What about infernal politics?
Any demons directly oppose him?

>>25286
Well it seems like you and the world are in some deep shit at times like this I wish we had more than just advice to offer. I say we go try and find more alive people safety in numbers.

What are we doing standing around if we can completely bind pit lords to our bidding.

seriously

>>25286
>You've had experience leading bumbling screw ups to success before, right?
Well... yes, but I'm not sure any of them have been on your order of magnitude. I mean, you broke the fucking world (by accident). That's pretty... well, pretty ridiculous.

Nonetheless, we have shit all else to do, and sitting in the middle of a wasteland doing nothing for eternity doesn't sound very fun, so I'll start with some basic advice.

Don't listen to everything we tell you, not all of it is useful. For instance, taking that doorknob was a complete waste of time and energy. If we tell you to do things like that again, try to ignore it.

Now, can we get a quick run down on your capabilities? Maybe a bit more in-depth on conjuring, and some ideas as to what you are physically capable of?

Okay, now we know the backstory.

So how does your magic work? What can you do, and how can you do it?

Well since he skynetted his way into power is time travel an option..failing that, maybe a computer virus...

>>25286
I think we should explain how we work...

There's a number of voices in here. Some will try to help, some will ignore you, finding your story uninteresting, some will try to screw you over. Whatever entertains each of us.

Even if it's "take the doorknob and make a hat with it".

Now, for a useful question. If he destroyed the world, wouldn't his power suffer from the destruction of what creates technology in the first place? Perhaps it's time to go ludite. I guess we can get the plans for emp weapons in here and try to weaken him (or at least get rid of the robots).

Perhaps summoning an electrical demon of some sort to make all technology go nuts would be more along your line of expertise.

>>25296
We're a magic 8-ball without the cop-outs.

Alright, head home so we can take stock of what we have to work with.

>Perhaps summoning an electrical demon of some sort to make all technology go nuts would be more along your line of expertise.

A fine idea!
...but why don't we stick with CONJURATION.
Demons are... well hell, you know how they are. Far more trouble than they're worth.

>>25286
What can your conjuring do? What can you summon? Do you need a circle to control things? To summon things? Can you conjure at will? Are you capable of predicting what demons you will conjure?

A rundown of what we have to work with is nice.

>>25299
Well, demon, elemental, whatever. She's the expert.

>>25299

Do you know PIKACHU?

don't any of you feel it? feel the importance of the doorknob? with it, the doors of the future may be opened, rather than the walls of the past.
and if all else fails, you can put it in a sock and whack a guy with it.

>>25296
>emp weapons

That's techie.

Think old-fashioned: Magnets for databases, cattle prods to overload things, stuff like that.

>>25307
Well there's nuclear weapons for emps that don't leave technology behind, but that'd probably be problematic to get. And rather suicidal.

>>25299
Summoning demons IS conjuration, bro. It's just more advanced than it's smart to try.

>>25304
putting it in a sock is not a bad idea, but our sock would probably better be filled with a halfbrick.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)21:23 No. 25311 ID: bde1b8
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>So what exactly was the general world population's reaction to "Cybernetic Demon Overlord Is Haxxing Us?"
...Oh. Right. Yeah, the world leaders pissed me off here.

They nuked his giant robots. It worked, but most of them were in populated areas. Most of the world's largest cities are irradiated hellholes now.

And Vresch just built new ones. A lot of people fought back, with whatever they had, which is why most cities are in ruins, but a lot of them are still okay.

>If he destroyed the world, wouldn't his power suffer from the destruction of what creates technology in the first place?
He didn't want to destroy it, that I could tell. He wanted to rule it. He's taken to making slaves out of most people he finds, but I'm allowed to roam free just about anywhere. I think he feels duty bound to let me be, or something. I don't really understand it.

>Head on back home. Lets see what we have.
Okay, sure.

>How does your conjuration work?
Alright. Conjuring has two basic steps. First, I create the creature to be summoned. I can summon nearly anything I like, but only up to so large a mass. Its not called from anywhere; I literally create it on the spot. What this means is I can conjure things that don't really exist.

The second step is the Mindlink. With creatures I've made, this isn't an issue. My eye binds to their eye, and I can see what they see. Back when I had two eyes, I could still see out of my own eye, but that's no longer the case. With the mindlink, they follow my thoughts like a puppet, doing my bidding. Its very useful.

There is also Calling, where I summon a specific creature from somewhere else. For a Calling, I need to make a sealing circle to bring it here, and hold it in place. I also need to know the creature to be called.

Once sealed, I can establish the mind link as normal through another ritual. Its at that point where Vresch broke out, by the way.

>>25311
So what's up with the other eye there?
Are you blind in that eye, or is Nerdemon still looking through it, or what?

>>25315
Looks like it got blasted.

>>25311
And what about Uncalling? Would that be an option?

If there's some civilization left i don't think the emp plan is gonna work that well.

>>25311
according to different mythologies, religions, and folk tales, there are many different ways to defeat demons/monsters/what-have-you. Any idea which specific one this tech-demon comes from? For instance, I believe that one belief says that if you know a demons 'true name' if is bound completely and utterly to your will. If our good friend Vresch is affected by this rule, then theoretically all we need to do is discover his true name and banish him with it.

>>25311
What happens if you create a creature but don't mindlink it? can you define some basic behaviors, or does it just sit there?

>>25311
Ok seriously, talk to this guy. From what I'm hearing he wants to rebuild the world as a more advanced society then it already was. While he may be working towards his own benefit, it seems like it may benefit us as much as him. If you can somehow work with him, rebuilding the world may not be so difficult, and something tells me he likes you, it may just be that every time we have an owner there is sexual tension somewhere, but who knows. Either way simple diplomacy never hurt anyone... that I can recall, plus you have us if things go sour.

>>25315
if Vresch is seeing through it, this could be a serious problem. He could know she has the Orb now. He could try and destroy it. I would suggest getting rid of the eye, just to be sure.

Well. The last guy we led had a ton of growing up and relationship problems. This doesnt sound too different. I assume you've checked radios and things for survivor signals. You say he's taking slaves? Can you see if you can liberate a bunch and start your own resistance movement?

And how long has it been since the summoning?

>>25322
>this doesn't sound to different

Excuse me for my stupidity, but at exactly what point does 'destroying the world' and 'relationship problems' intercept each other?

>>25324
they seem like a big deal if it's you, but to people not involved it's pretty trivial.

>>25327
Regardless, I feel that world ending events should be ranked higher then teenage drama- not that I'm saying there was anything wrong with the Romanticar! It is just that, when it comes to manners of seriousness, apocalyptic incursions should be taken with more thought.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)21:46 No. 25333 ID: bde1b8
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>What happened to your other eye?
My right eye got blasted when Vresh broke the mindlink, and is now sealed. I can not see out of it, and I can't mindlink with it. I doubt Vresch can see out of it, but honestly, I don't know.

My left eye is the only eye I can form a mindlink with anymore, and I am blinded completely while I have something summoned. Just a second ago I conjured an eyeball, to show you. Now here's my eye normally.

>And what about Uncalling? Would that be an option?
Yes. Banishing is performed by creating a sealing portal connected to whatever dimension I intend to banish to, and then getting someone inside of it. The one I know can be used to call or banish anyone from... wherever Vresch was from.

>What happens if you create a creature but don't mindlink it? can you define some basic behaviors, or does it just sit there?
If I conjure something and don't mindlink it, nothing holds it here. When I break a mindlink with a conjuration, it vanishes. Same thing if I never establish the mindlink in the first place.

>Well lets talk to him.
Talk to Vresch? Well... I guess I could do that, sure. If he wanted to do anything to me, he's had more than a few chances.

>>25333
Is there any problem with scale on the banishing circle?
What about materials?
I propose finding his general location, building a circle about a mile out, and hitting him without ever even seeing him.

>>25336

>scale

Creating a LOL XBOX HUEG circle would be difficult...

>>25311
Coralina, this book of Demonology.
The names, specifically - were they just names, or did it have some notation of the importance of the name?

According to legends of old, knowing a demon's True Name gives you power over them, making them forced to follow your will and instructions.

If "Vresch" is his true name, you should be able to order him around... If it's not, and it's simply a name he answers to, you might have to figure out what his True Name is somehow.

Any other voices want to offer a take on this?

>>25333
About how much mass?
Does damage to conjurations affect you in any way?
Is there a limit to the range of a mindlink?

>>25333
>Talk to Vresch? Well... I guess I could do that, sure.
You do realize your taking a magical artifact right to him right? I mean sure, we ain't Excalibur, but if he gets his hands on the orb, we'd be helping him and not you.

>>25344
He's a techy, he probably won't care. Plus we only help people we like, and if he turns out to be an ass... we might call him such.

>>25347
>We only help people we like
Empirical evidence has shown that there are plenty of voices who would probably like him fine, and be perfectly willing to help Mr Evil Overlord.

That said, you are correct about him being techy and most likely not paying attention to us. The problem is if he decides Coralina having us is a bad idea and takes us just so she won't have help.

>>25344
Look, he gets his hands on us, we'll have him prancing around in frilly dresses and banging his sister, ok? Theres nothing to worry about.

>>25347
Actually, we generally help whoever picks us up.

>>25340
We should go out into space and construct one around the entire planet.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)22:13 No. 25368 ID: bde1b8
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>Is there any problem with scale on the banishing circle? What about materials?
Technically nothing is stopping its size, but the entire circle needs to be made out of special saltpeter and sulfur mix. It smells horrible, but isn't too hard to make. Getting enough of it to build a mile-wide circle... well, that's a very intimidating thought.

>About how much mass?
Uhhh... Fuck, I have no idea. About 5 times my own mass? Maybe more? I've never tested the limits, and summoning gorillas is usually enough to solve my rubble clearing needs.

>Does damage to conjurations affect you in any way?
Other than damaging the conjuration and straining the mindlink, no. If a single blow damages a conjuration too much, though, it has a chance to sever the mindlink, which... would blind me eternally. I've once had a near-burn, and had the eye sealed for a couple minutes. I try to unsummon things before they die, now.

>Is there a limit to the range of a mindlink?
About 100 meters or so.

>You do realize your taking a magical artifact right to him right? I mean sure, we ain't Excalibur, but if he gets his hands on the orb, we'd be helping him and not you.
...I'll hide you.

>True naming
I've read up on True Name magic before, but I've found no books of formal studies on it, so I don't know how to use them. And even if I did, I doubt Vresch is his true name.

>Finding Vresch
Now, as for finding his general location, well. He's set himself up as the ruler of the world, and runs the only radio station on the planet. He lives in the center of Neotis, the city he built. The place is crawling with his robots, though, so it'd be pretty close to impossible to make a circle big enough to have him in it without him noticing it.

...I've been avoiding the place like the plague, but I do know one sure fire way to get there.

You said he was taking slaves. Is there any way we can free a bunch and get them to help?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)22:15 No. 25371 ID: bde1b8
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"Hey, Guardbot."

"MISS. CORALINA."

What should I ask of him? The Guard Bots seem to listen to me on Vresch's orders, as long as whatever I ask them doesn't counter whatever he asked of them.

>>25371
Could you take me to your master?

>>25371
Ahem... "Take me to your leader"

>>25373
When we get there, we should tell Vresch that we are lonely, cold, and hungry.

Why is he taking over the world? Self-esteem issues?

Knowing this could be quite valuable.

Hey, You said you had a firm grasp of the binding circle... why didnt you just summon a more powerful demon?

>>25381
what's more powerful than technology?

>>25381
Whats more powerful than a Tech Deamon with Tech?

>>25311
Summon Beardbeard. Tell him an elf in a mask has conquered the world and enforced a horrible lawful realm with no beer.

>>25381
That's kind of like introducing a new species to take care of a pest, then realizing said species has no natural predator.

>>25383
Well, the tech demon got so powerful because there was so much tech... Now the most significant factor in the world is a demon. We need a Demon Demon!

Summon Satan.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)22:37 No. 25390 ID: bde1b8
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"Take me to your leader."
"AFFIRMATIVE. DIRECTIVE 002 INITIALIZED."

...huh.

>why didnt you just summon a more powerful demon?
I did, to test my binding circle. That demon got torn apart by a couple of guard bots.

>Summon Beardbeard
...Who?

>>25390
Beardbeard godslayer. We worked with him a bit a while ago. He ascended to godhood. That was a loooong time ago though.

>>25387
Well, theoretically shouldn't we be able to summon other sorts of Outsiders? There's bound to be something out there that would care less about ruling Earth than this guy and still be fine with kicking his arse.

>>25371
So... what. We're basically co-ruler of the world? Is that how this works?
Granted we don't have the incredible powers he does, and nobody's really obligated to listen to us, but it seems like we're effectively the second most powerful person on the planet.
Sortof.

>>25390
I recall hearing a legend about a weapon designed by demons for slaying other demons. I believe it was called "The Banhammer" have you thought of searching for such an artifact?

You know, this Vresh fellow seems like a rather upstanding gentleman. Certainly, he did cause a lot of destruction, but as he had recently had nuclear bombs thrown at his servants, I feel that his behavior was somewhat justified. And he is certainly being very polite to young Coralina. The thing with her eye was rather unfortunate, of course, but it could hardly be avoided, given the circumstances.

And if we are to be summoning godslayers, I think that Rudy Mann might be of a more agreeable disposition.

I'd like to know what sorts of things you can conjure, besides eyes. I'm assuming whipping up some even bigger robots and handing them out to the survivors is out of the question.

Also, DO NOT LET THAT DOORKNOB OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

>>25402
Dude, she's already explained conjuration and calling, try to pay attention to what's being said instead of that dumb doorknob.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)23:00 No. 25406 ID: bde1b8
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>So... what? We're basically the second most powerful person in the world?
...Huh. I guess I am. Never really thought about it.

Doesn't feel much like co-ruling when I spend most of my days climbing rubble and eating canned tuna or beans.

>Summoning other outsiders
All I have are my book of Conjurations and my book of Demonology. If I find other books, then yes, I can summon other things.

>I'd like to know what sorts of things you can conjure, besides eyes. I'm assuming whipping up some even bigger robots and handing them out to the survivors is out of the question.
Uhh... Lessee... Owlbears, Gorillas, Small dragons, Birds, Snakebees, various Pokemon rip offs, all sorts of things.

>Beardbeard godslayer. We worked with him a bit a while ago. He ascended to godhood. That was a loooong time ago though.
...I do not feel nearly confident enough to summon a god.

>>25406
Make sure to keep an eye on the layout of the land as we pass over. Could prove useful later.
Any idea what we're going to ask him? A straight up "How can I defeat you" could work, but we should probably have some backup plans.

>>25406
Do you really need to summon a creature to do your slaying for you?
Summon a weapon or better yet summon a weapon and bind a conjured monsters soul (or even us a weapon would be a funner vessel than a ball I'm sure) to it and if you can't wield a weapon find someone who can.

>>25407
Just "OH GOD I'M SO HUNGRY AND COLD BAAAAAAAAW" should work

I was thinking having more of an intellectual discussion with the possible request for food water and proper attire. Afterwards discussing the future of the planet along with the human race and each others roles in it.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)23:16 No. 25412 ID: bde1b8
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>Summon a weapon or better yet summon a weapon and bind a conjured monsters soul (or even us a weapon would be a funner vessel than a ball I'm sure) to it and if you can't wield a weapon find someone who can.
...That is one hell of a run on sentence. And I have no idea how to bind souls to anything. While I can indeed summon a weapon for myself, there is still the issue of me being entirely blind while I have something summoned.

Creatures are the better deal here.

As for what to ask him... If I've been listening to you voices right, I should ask him:
1) How to defeat him
2) Why he wants to rule the world
3) I'M HUNGRY AND COLD

Although I think that last one is kind of... demeaning... Anything else? We're approaching Neotis now.

>>25412
Have you ever thought that what you did was for the best? Just look at what the world was like before the Armageddon took place, corruption, lawlessness, war. Why would you want things back to normal? What the human race needed was a strong halfway decent leader to pull everyone together and build a better society. Why don’t you talk with him and see if the two of you can’t start to create this better society. With your guidance and his power you could set things right.

>>25412
I think 3 could be better represented by a request for sustenance.

>>25412
Demeaning, your a girl in a dirty dress who fucked over the world. I think pride would be the least of your concerns.

>>25406

So, have you considered the possibility of you being the fetter that keeps Vresch here? Specifically he can't kill you for fear of banishment. Not that I condone suicide because if simply your death would be the condition he would probably do his utmost to keep you safe. Just wondering how much leeway we will get around him?

This guy probably has tech to improve tech.

Maybe ask if he could help you find more of the books.
Rule as lord and lady of tech and magic respectively.
Maybe he could hook you up with a replacement cybereye.

Ask him if he has any pretty pretty dresses or nice shoes you can have. Youo have GOT to get out of those rags, girl.

>>25412
Ask him why he doesn't mess with you and lets you boss his bots around. If it's just courtesy, we should make sure not to piss him off too much. If it's some kind of actual mystical connection, we should work on how to exploit it, if at all possible.

Hang on.
This guy gas been exposed to the entirety of the internet. Every meme, every fetish, every obsession.

She should act tsundere.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/08(Sat)23:48 No. 25427 ID: bde1b8
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>Have you ever thought that what you did was for the best?
...Billions of lives were lost because of me. I do not think I did anything right at all.

>Why would you want things back to normal?
...There is no way this could possibly go back to normal. I just want to undo the damage as much as I can. I doubt it will be undone much at all but... I want to try.

>What the human race needed was a strong halfway decent leader to pull everyone together and build a better society. Why don’t you talk with him and see if the two of you can’t start to create this better society. With your guidance and his power you could set things right.
I... ugh. It makes my stomach churn having to work out anything with him, but... but... that does make a lot of sense. The slavery thing will have to go, but...

>Demeaning, you're a girl in a dirty dress who fucked over the world. I think pride would be the least of your concerns.
I... shut up.

>Rule as lord and lady of tech and magic respectively.
I... uh... did you... I... SHUT UP. HE KILLED JAKE, I DO NOT LIKE HIM. NOT AT ALL.

TIME OUT, ORB. You're being put away until we get to Vesch, unless I need you sooner.

>>25426
Oh my god.
We're fighting Anonymous.

>>25428
Oh... oh god... we're fucked.

Well then I guess we need to discuss what we should do when she reinitiates contact with us then.

NO, NOT THE TIMEOUT PO-mfflmfll

>>25427
>Billions of lives were lost because of me.
More like because the leaders of the various nations got a little trigger-happy with the nukes, from how you told it.
>SHUT UP. HE KILLED JAKE,
I thought you got pissed at Jake anyway for being a pussy? I mean it still sucks he died, but it's not an unreasonable penalty.

>>25426
>She should act tsundere.
It looks like she may not have to act...

>>25430
I'm just surprised we haven't asked her to strip yet. On a different note, we gotta set up an alliance, Vresch obviously likes Coralina to some degree, so convincing him to help us shouldn't be exceedingly difficult. However convincing Coralina that it's for the best may be difficult.

>>25437
see
>>25208

>>25427
OH YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE US OFF.

Y'know, if she can command these big guardbots to do her bidding...

Why hasn't she asked them to get her some decent clothes, fitting shoes, and decent food?

Guess thats why she needs our help, eh gents?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)00:07 No. 25450 ID: bde1b8
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>She should act tsundere.
I am not going to... crap, I can still here all of you.

This time out idea was a bust.

>I thought you got pissed at Jake anyway for being a pussy? I mean it still sucks he died, but it's not an unreasonable penalty.
Well I did, but... but still...

>Why hasn't she asked them to get her some decent clothes, fitting shoes, and decent food? Guess thats why she needs our help, eh gents?
I... um...

...Shut up.

You assume the dude is dead. That is your first mistake. Prepare to see him again. We've been around long enouth to know how these things work.

>>25451
Not necessarily... but I'll concede that it's a definite possibility.

>>25450
Daww are we embaracing you don't worry it could be worst...

>>25450
There there, don't take it personally. We're just doing what we do. And think of it this way: With us, you won't need this stuff pointed out after the fact. Now then...lets ask this big guy if we can stop for some better attire and a bite to eat before we talk to Vresch?

>>25450
So I guess you really haven't talked to anyone in a long time. You're fun to play with.

>>25450
Its okay sweety, it just gets very lonely being an orb of an infinite amount of voices. You'd be surprised how very little we get to talk to people.

>>25450
one thing you might want to consider; if you're limited by your single eye, you should find a way to either get more or replace the one you've lost. why not conjure some TMNT mutagen, and use it to fuse with something with lots of eyes.
I hear potatos have lots of eyes, why not use one of those?

>>25460
Yeah, half the time it's elk or bugs or dogs or cats.

>>25463
Hey that fly was surprisingly insightful...and then he died.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)00:29 No. 25469 ID: bde1b8
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>Lets ask this big guy if we can stop for some better attire and a bite to eat before we talk to Vresch?
That... is a very good idea.

"Guardbot! Guardbot!"
"MISS. CORALINE?"
"Can we stop somewhere before we see Vresch?"
"NEGATORY. THAT. GOES. AGAINST. DIRECTIVE 002."

>>25469
Nutbunnies. Ask him to please SPECIFY DIRECTIVE 2.

>>25468
Phread would have made an excellent philosipher. I mourn his passing.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)00:34 No. 25472 ID: bde1b8
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>one thing you might want to consider; if you're limited by your single eye, you should find a way to either get more or replace the one you've lost. why not conjure some TMNT mutagen, and use it to fuse with something with lots of eyes.
>I hear potatos have lots of eyes, why not use one of those?
I... what the hell?

>Directive 02
So... the second directive he made was to bring us to him if we asked... Doesn't that seem a bit odd?

>>25469
Nyoro~n...

Ask what the hell is directive 02?

>>25472
Er...

Infinite voices, dear. Bound to snatch a strangey.

>>25474
YES. THIS FACE. MUST DO IT.

>>25477
Yes you are! And I think the older we get the more of us go inssssane. I am quite worried about this directive 002 aswell. Inquire about it, he obviously wants you with him if that was the second directive.

Hmm.

Already, time for some fun with computers. Lets try wording it differently. It might be that the bot reacts negatively with the term "stop" in this context, so how about "Can we pick up some <Blank> on the way?"

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)00:43 No. 25482 ID: bde1b8
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"What is Directive 002?"
"ACCESSING. CONFIDENTIALITY. CODING: MISS. CORALINA."
...
"YOU. ARE. AUTHORIZED. TO. KNOW. THE. INFORMATION. YOU. ARE. REQUESTING."
...
"DIRECTIVE 002: BRING. MISS. CORALINA. TO. MASTER. VRESCH. IMMEDIATELY. UPON. HER. REQUEST."

Ah, computers5. So easy to see where they go wrong. So annoying when it happens.

Well, the rewording idea might still work. Worth a shot at least.

>>25482
Well, we're here for the long ride, seems.

Someone explain to me why in all the Nine Screaming Hells we would think it a good idea to ask Vresh how to destroy him?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)00:49 No. 25488 ID: bde1b8
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>It might be that the bot reacts negatively with the term "stop" in this context, so how about "Can we pick up some <Blank> on the way?"
That's not a bad idea.

"Can we pick up some clothing on the way?"
"PROCESSING... PROCESSIN- AFFIRMATIVE. WE. MAY. ACQUIRE. NEW. GARMENTS. FOR. MISS. CORALINA."

>>25487
He's a machine and not a mortal, and we summoned him. So asking directly might result in a direct awnser.

>>25488
Are there any ruined GAPS near here?

>>25487
That's why I wanted to know why he treats us nicely first. If we still have some measure of control over him, we could make him answer that. If we don't we should forget it.

>>25488
HAH! There had to be a genius in here somewhere. Now we need to find that voice again and use him to take over the world. Alternatively I wonder if we could cause pain to whoever holds us by emitting a thought-wave which is on a high enough frequency to cause various levels of discomfort, maybe even death by psionic attack...

>>25492
Naaah.

Oh, and don't try to logic the robots to explode.

>>25494
Oh but it would be sssso brilliant if we could! It would allow us some form of choice of owner, rather than just annoying out target so much they leave usss behind.

>>25492
Fool. We're still another eleven bearers short of that ability.
Maybe in 1,100 years, assuming we get at least one bearer every hundred years...

Until then, we're useless for anything but suggestion.

>>25489
More likely result is that he simply kills us.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)01:06 No. 25499 ID: bde1b8
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Guardbot takes me to a mostly intact Kohls store, still in one of the abandoned towns so I don't have to pay.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)01:07 No. 25500 ID: bde1b8
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Man this is so embarrassing, letting you see me like this...

Well c'mon, lets get this over with. I picked out a bunch of outfits, now picked which one you like.

[Mudy style drawing shenanigans, you know what to do.]

>>25498
Yes, I don't find the thought of our current holders untimely demise very appealing.

I would recommend that Miss Coralina refrain from letting Vresch know exactly what we intend until, or saying anything that would clue him in to it, until we're damn sure where we stand with him.

How old are you, anyways?

>>25501
Of course, it's not necessarily the case that that is our intention.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)01:16 No. 25504 ID: cde660
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>>25500
How about something like this? :3c

>>25502
Gnome said she's 22 on the IRC.

>>25504
oh yessss

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)01:18 No. 25507 ID: 53905d
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How about something like this? Sophisticated as hell. You're the second most powerful being on Earth. You're allowed to cut a dashing figure.

>>25509
DOES everyone know this is all our fault?

>>25511
They will soon.

>>25513
There's intended to be jeans on in that, though I didn't draw them. Could be kind of awkward, otherwise.

Cruxador 2009/08/09(Sun)01:40 No. 25517 ID: 98dab8
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If we want to look more sophisticated...

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)01:43 No. 25518 ID: 7eda8b
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You can stop now.

I've got it.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)02:05 No. 25522 ID: bde1b8
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HOW ABOUT SOME OF EVERYTHING?

PAUSE Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)02:15 No. 25529 ID: bde1b8
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And this is what Vresch looks like, in full.

And now I am going to bed. Feel free to submit more clothing; I will return tomorrow with my WAT face ready.

Parodius!z3GH2A89b6 2009/08/09(Sun)02:26 No. 25534 ID: a3b36a
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CAN ye hear it callin' to ye, Coralina? Can ye hear th' sweet siren song o' th' sea callin' to ye?

Yer dessy-tin-ee, be it! Cruel Cap'n Coralina! Scourge o' th' Sev'n Sea! By yer boones, ye knows it truth!

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)04:25 No. 25548 ID: 1afd58
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Try this, Miss Coralina.

Doesn't this feel right? Doesn't this feel powerful?

Think; with control over the technology that destroyed the world, couldn't you rebuild it? Couldn't you make it even better than it was?

If you can't find the materials to do this it its entirety, I'm sure Vresch can help once you meet him.

Long Live the Queen.

Maybe you should ask the robot for fashion advice instead. We prefer the timeless "perfect glowing sphere" look, so we don't really pay attention to the trends.

>>25555
I dunno, >>25548 looks pretty sweet.

>>25556
I agree

>>25556
The only problem is the 'grill'

Freis 2009/08/09(Sun)05:13 No. 25563 ID: d75539
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>>25500

You said it was cold, right? Rug up dearie.

Some goggles wouldn't hurt either.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)05:23 No. 25567 ID: 728150
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You need but one article to be complete. No more, no less.

>>25563
This.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)06:06 No. 25576 ID: 2a77d8
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>>25500
>Dress her up guys
>You have until tomorrow!

Sure thing, bro.

SZ 2009/08/09(Sun)07:34 No. 25580 ID: 4b96a7
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"Hey, is someone keeping track o' my creatures summoned in? Boink!"

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)08:00 No. 25583 ID: 1afd58
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This outfit has been worn by another destined for greatness. You may consider it as well.

It is rather fetching.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)08:15 No. 25585 ID: f2de2f
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>>25583

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)08:33 No. 25588 ID: 1afd58
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Some grrreat warriors used to wear suits like this in the fursuit of equality. They fought through years of fursecution, and finally managed to yiff free of societal hatred.

Then the world ended.

SZ 2009/08/09(Sun)09:30 No. 25596 ID: 4b96a7
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>>25588

>>25513
In retrospect, the jacket should be longer, and those runes looked like crap.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)10:27 No. 25604 ID: 9a71e2
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This far, and no maid outfits yet?
I am disappoint, /quest/.

>>25604
That.... that is not a real maid outfit.

>>25605
I didn't say it was, I was just noting the lack.

Cruxador 2009/08/09(Sun)10:31 No. 25607 ID: 98dab8
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>>25603
>.> forgot picture...

>>25563

This is the clear winner.

>>25563
Skirts are a bad idea, they greatly hinder maneuverability. As does the whole of that outfit, really, but the coldness is a valid concern.

>>25610
Lighter. wider ones hinder less, though, and really thick ones are warmer than pants.

>>25611
Yes, but it's not exceedingly cold out. Cold enough that her little summer dress isn't much fun, especially at night, I'm sure, but there's no snow on the ground.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)11:09 No. 25621 ID: bd2eec
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>>25500
Coralina searches through all the junk in the front, trying on everything but finding nothing of particular interest.

Reaching the backroom to forage for more articles of clothing, she comes across a peculiar piece of armor.

Having time to spare, she tries it on, finding it a little big. Slipping on the pants and boots that came with it, she manages to hear a nigh-audible squish from inside of one of the boots.

Quickly, she feels lightheaded and overcome with a feeling not unlike she had during when she summoned Vresch; sTRONg, cONFid-DENT, POWer-erfUL...

Her eyes start to blur, overcome with these NEW EMOTIONS. THE URGES. THE FEELING OF VIOLENCE.

NATURAL INSTINCTS POUR IN AND SHE RUSHED FOR THE DOOR, NEEDING SOMETHING TO HURT.

SHE LOOKED UP AT THE ROBOT, EYEING ITS MASSIVENESS, HER BODY TWITCHED VISIBLY AS IT WAS AGITATED AND FULL OF MIGHT.

THE THOUGHTS PORTRUDING THROUGH HER MIND START TO COME OUT OF HER MOUTH IN A VOICE NOT LIKE HER OWN.

"...tear and rip and tear..."

"...rip AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!"

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)11:16 No. 25622 ID: 9a71e2
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>>25621

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)11:27 No. 25625 ID: cd08c0
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>>25504 >>25604
I vote something like this. Some kind of maid or gothic lolita outfit. It presents a feeling of class, while still looking very feminine.
Mm~ Gothloli~

>>25625
I'm split between this and Alice...

>>25625
>maid
>servant
>class
lolwut?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)12:00 No. 25649 ID: bde1b8
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>This is he clear winner.
I agree.

>Skirts are a bad idea
I like skirts, though.

>Robot Queen
>Fucked The World crown
>Vresch outfit
>Fursuit
>Various fetish outfits
Fuck all of you.

>Gothic Lolita
>Pajamas
...I'll keep these outfits for special occasions.

>>25649
Yay!

>>25649
They would love too, now iss it food time next Coraline?

Yeah, you're probably hungry. You must know how to scavenge food, i suppose.

>>25655
Nonsense! Vresch will endow her with a heavenly banquet and other elysian pleasures! :D

>>25649

Theta][Sigma 2009/08/09(Sun)12:11 No. 25660 ID: f21281
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>>25649
Was missing something.

>>25660

I approve of a slick hat and fancy scarf.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)12:14 No. 25663 ID: bde1b8
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>Scavenge some food
Food is easy. Canned goods last an eternity, and I am armed with a can opener. I'll just go outside and run over to a-

"DIRECTIVE 002. REINITIALIZED."
"MISS. CORALINA. COME. WITH. ME."

...huh.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)12:16 No. 25664 ID: 7eda8b
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What you need to do is summon something for clothes. You also need something for armor, and weapons, of course.

This leaves you blind. I understand. I believe I have a solution. A solution is to summon something that functions as armor, weapons, clothes, and eyes.

>>25663

Right. Well, go on and go with the robot. Ask if we can stop for food. As long as you have a robot that will ride you around you might as well make use of it.

>>25663

Maybe he got upset we were using his bots to do our scavenging.

>>25664

Only problem with that 'armor' is that any damage it takes will burn out her eye.

>>25666
I think it might have more to do with the fact that we left the building and the bot saw the new clothes and thought "Secondary objective complete".

Ask the robot if you're allowed to get something to eat before he reinitializes his silly Directive 002!

>>25663
But don't use the word 'stop'. Just say you'll need to get some food too on the way.

>>25668
Taking little but would be acceptable, actually, but enough damage at once takes out the eye.

>>25664
This actually has a bit of merit. Have you tried summoning something which has a symbiotic nature, to act as another eye(s)?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)12:24 No. 25676 ID: bde1b8
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>living eye armor
...That is downright terrifying.

...Maybe later.

>>25676

Maybe you can use it to be intimidating.

>>25668
So how about a weapon with an eye? The eye could be in her empty eyesocket and be connected by ... something to the actual weapon? If you catch my drift?

>>25676
Holy shit, girl! You can become Alex Mercer! :D

>>25679
It can grow more.

Suggestion 2009/08/09(Sun)12:31 No. 25682 ID: 6d4c58
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>>25679
Come on we all know how that would end.

>>25682

Souls! COME UNTO ME!

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/09(Sun)12:33 No. 25684 ID: bde1b8
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>Ask about getting food
Right, right. Same as last time.

"Guardbot, may we pick up some food along the way? I'm a bit hungry."
"PROCESSING. PROCE- NEGATORY. MASTER. VRESCH. WILL. PROVIDE. SUSTENANCE."

...darn.

>>25682
Well yeah, but having the eye ON the weapon would be a bit ... impractical, wouldn't it?

>>25684

That means you've probably gotta eat with him. Oh well, can't be helped I guess.

>>25684
Well, like you said before, Versch would have already killed you if he wanted to. You're only alive through his allowing it, girl.

Now, allow yourself to be transported to him.

>>25684

Why darn? We were going to see him anyway, and canned food prob won't be as good as what he has to offer.