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248501 No. 248501 ID: 29e68e

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No. 248505 ID: 29e68e
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248505

-listen up Urist McNotMiner, your life is gonna be really different from now on
-my names Qwarn...
-Shutup! im talking. now your gonna hit that rock over there and your not gonna stop till you find gold. that being said it wont take long, this place is booming with gold. you can take a break every now and then, basically when ever you get thirsty or tired. but don't slack off to much or Urist McGoldlove ul whoop ya. not let me show you around. feel free to ask any question you like.
-ok.
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No. 248506 ID: 1854db

>>248505
How's the beer?
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No. 248508 ID: 5c4201

what do i do if i find adamantite?
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No. 248509 ID: 8a6625

is...is that pick made of pure gold? if so, do we get one like that, and if so again, do we also get an actual functional one?

lol, did you mean now instead of not?
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No. 248516 ID: 6834bc

>>248508
Tell no one, obviously. It must be kept secret.
We'll show them. We'll show them all.
Urist McNotMiner will be the only Dorf with a full complement of Adamant equipment.
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No. 248517 ID: 29e68e
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248517

-This here is the ale. very important!our ale is of the finest quality, you may have as much as you like.
-Oh don't worry I never drink on the job.
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No. 248518 ID: 29e68e
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248518

-WHAT?..

-I don't drink, well a drop or two after a hard days work...

-A DROP!?

-euh... yes can we move on
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No. 248519 ID: 8a6625

ooook....um....hust go on with the tour of the fort I guess
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No. 248520 ID: 5c4201

uhhh, say you will try to drink more.
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No. 248522 ID: 29e68e
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248522

-this is your room.

-no that's a hole with a bed in it, where the room?

-don't get picky Urist. we don't sleep well, but we drink like kings. and half the fort is made of gold.

-ok... looks like I'll have to drink more to make up for the loss of leg room.

-that's the spirit!
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No. 248526 ID: 8a6625

the spirit indeed!

yes I know how lame that pun was, please don't hurt me
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No. 248528 ID: 29e68e
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248528

-here's your standard starting kit. as a miner your allowed to one solid gold pick, a golden flask, not that your gonna use it. a map of the base, rations and your first pay
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No. 248529 ID: 1854db

>>248528
Sweet. How much is the pay, anyway?
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No. 248532 ID: 09a467

>>248528
in gold i guess?

how about digging 2 or 3 more squares in our room? or is there not a space for digging? maybe up and down?
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No. 248534 ID: 5c4201

first things first, get an iron pick, if that costs too much then get a bronze, if that is too much then get a copper. gold does not make good digging implements and it SUCKS as a improvised weapon
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No. 248537 ID: 8a6625

>>248534
you could sell the gold if anything else costs too much I guess
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No. 248546 ID: 09a467

>>248534
you have a point. ask him when is the next caravan stopping by, you may get better tools there

we should add light armor to buy while at it. dont wanna discover giant manbats and not be able to mine all those organs.
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No. 248548 ID: 29e68e
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248548

-gold coin, sweet. id say there's about 75☼ here. and meat. cat meat?

-yeah we had a catsplosion here a week ago so every one gets extra food rations.

-one more question, gold pickax?

-ok its not actually golden, its an iron pick, but its gold plated. every thing here is gold. the captn love him his gold, he ordered that every thing be made of gold or gold plated. three days ago some kobolds stole the front gate.

-oh one more thing, when do the trade caravans get here?

-they just left a day ago, but they come around quite often since we have gold.
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No. 248549 ID: fba40f

>>248528
The moment the next caravan comes we're spending all our extra gold on stronger gear.
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No. 248551 ID: 5c4201

okay then, stuff everything you don't need into your room/sleep hole. then get to digging.
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No. 248552 ID: fba40f

>>248548
Disregard my previous post...

...Holy shit, how did somebody steal the whole gate? That thing must weigh a thousand pounds!
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No. 248560 ID: 29e68e
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248560

-how did they steal the gates?

-them bold be a crafty race.

-ok but how did they do it? it must of weight a ton!

-There a CRAFTY race. besides we had more doors so there's no need to contemplate it. now get back to work!

-ok, I drop my knickknacks in my hole and march off to my other hole. this will be my first day on the job and my first day in manual labor that matter. It feels nice to carry a pick I feel like a man.
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No. 248563 ID: 8a6625

>>I feel like a man

my dear qwern, you still require much alcohol intake to be allowed to carry such a title
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No. 248571 ID: 5c4201

>>248563
one step at a time.
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No. 248574 ID: 1854db

>>248560
Now you're a man! A man man man! Use your manly muscles to manhandle the pick into striking the earth. Man.
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No. 248577 ID: 29e68e
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248577

~30minuts later~

-I cant keep doing this, its too hard! who would have thought that being a man would be so difficult? no wonder most dwarfs need alcohol to get through the working day!
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No. 248583 ID: 1854db

>>248577
Get some alcohol to get through the working day.
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No. 248584 ID: 56dc25

>>248577
Come on, man! There's gold right in front of you! Just get a piece out of the wall, then declare it time for a booze break. Return once refreshed and pleasantly buzzed.
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No. 248586 ID: 29e68e
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248586

-your right I need me a drop of sweet sweet Mead, hope they have that here. if not a glass of wine, and some maggot cheese that would be awesome, if they don't I'll settle for a pint o whiskey, and if all else fails Ill drown my self in dwarven ale!
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No. 248589 ID: c71597

>>248586
Better move a bit faster. Otherwise all the delicious booze might be finished once you get there.
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No. 248598 ID: 9c72b4

>>248586
better ask for dwarven ale at first, did you see how that other dwarf react when you said you did not drank? you do not want to insult there ale or they will trow you in a lava pit.
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No. 248599 ID: 29e68e
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248599

-yeah your right better hurry and... well this is an interesting turn of events. I'm not quite sure what to do now.
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No. 248600 ID: c71597

>>248599
It got boobs. And it's only trying to steal some worthless gold. Clearly taming is your best course of action here. Offer it some cat and see how it responds.
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No. 248602 ID: 56dc25

>>248599
Practice your wrestling skills on it!
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No. 248604 ID: 9c72b4

>>248602
"stop kobold, don't you go and steal me gold"
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No. 248605 ID: 29e68e

got to go, super is waiting but il be back after
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No. 248620 ID: 29e68e

im back
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No. 248624 ID: 1854db

Tackle it!
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No. 248630 ID: 29e68e
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248630

-stop kobold, don't you go and steal my gold!
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No. 248633 ID: 29e68e
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248633

-oh im sorry mishter, I didint mean to upset any ones, I just need some food and waters is all. May I pwease steal your gold, im very poor.
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No. 248634 ID: 29e68e

I draw better with a pencil
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No. 248635 ID: 56dc25

>>248633
No. Kill it with your pick and bring the body to the crafters so that they can use the bones constructively.
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No. 248636 ID: 9c72b4

>>248635
you are evil
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No. 248640 ID: 5c4201

capture it and hide it in your room.
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No. 248641 ID: a1591c

>>248633
You can't eat gold! Shoo the silly thing away.

...ponder putting bits of gold in your food.
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No. 248643 ID: 3224bd

trade gold for favors of the naughty variety
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No. 248659 ID: 29e68e
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248659

-I'm joking I could never hurt one cute as you little bold, besides i get paid by the hour and breaks are included, your little shenanigans are making me a small fortune. here have some cat, I'm not gonna eat it anyways.

-thank you kind sir, you must be the nicest dwarf in all the lands.

-well thanks, just don't get caught, it'll be my head if they find out I let you escape.

-would be ok if I stay a bit longer? it would be nice to have a friend.

-hold on a sec this requires thought.
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No. 248660 ID: 5c4201

... yeah sure.
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No. 248662 ID: 445c48

>>248659
Obviously, yes. Extend your bedroom a bit, no one goes into another dwarf's bedroom, she can stay there for now.
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No. 248664 ID: 8a6625

>>248633
cinematic grafics lol?
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No. 248665 ID: 1854db

>>248633
>2000x3079 AAAHHHHH

>>248659
Uh, what? Only if she consents to staying on a leash. She can be your pet!
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No. 248667 ID: 24a9bd

Sure, but if anyone comes she's gotta scram, or act like a prisoner or something. Wait do you guys take prisoners?
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No. 248671 ID: 8a6625

I am perfectly fine with where this is going
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No. 248680 ID: 29e68e
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248680

-shure you can stay, no ones supposed to go in my part of the mine, they restrict us like that so they can calculate how much we work.

-thank you, by the way, whats your name?

-me name? its Qwern whats your's?

-Cunny, your realy nice.

-yes you mentioned that. mind if I ask you a few questions?

-ofcourse, go ahead.
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No. 248681 ID: 5c4201

"why did you decide to steal from this far in the fort? if it wasn't me who showed up you would of been killed"
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No. 248682 ID: 1854db

>>248680
Ask if her tribe stole the gates, or if it was someone else. Who do they sell the gold to anyway?
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No. 248683 ID: 3224bd

how'd you manage to get so far inside without being caught? and what kinda name is cunny?
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No. 248686 ID: 8a6625

>>248683
maybe we aren't that far in? we should check out the map that other dwarf gave us
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No. 248693 ID: 29e68e
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248693

-Soo... Cunny, got a family name? what that mean anyways, cunny?

-My names is Cunny Telagus, it means cute flame in bold.

-ok, say did your tribe steal the front gate?

-yes i stole it. it was easy.

-... ok hold up, im not that stupid you know, besides how did you get all the way down here without getting caught? there's like seven other guards on the way here.

-im an old one.

-bullshit.

-no no look im talented, im shaman but i never studied, they say im the reincarnation of TorasKeshan the great fire mage. I even used my powers to hide so i could get here.

-all this is hard to believe. could you prove it?
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No. 248696 ID: 8a6625

old one?
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No. 248697 ID: 5c4201

hmmm, if she is a fire mage a a small burst of flame should be easy.
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No. 248699 ID: 445c48

She's a descendant of a fire mage, but that doesn't necessarily a fire mage herself. She might just have inherited the magic potential, and uses it to become invisible or something.
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No. 248715 ID: 445c48

Or, she surrounds herself in fire and thus dwarves don't notice her.

Whatever.
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No. 248717 ID: 29e68e
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248717

-here look I'll make some fire...
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No. 248719 ID: 445c48

Give her your shirt.
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No. 248721 ID: 29e68e
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248721

-are you ok Cunny?

-yah the flames cant hurt me, but my cloths...

-euh you can have my shirt if you like.

-realy?!
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No. 248723 ID: 5c4201

yeah, you can just get a new one. and it's big enough it would be like a dress.
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No. 248725 ID: 29e68e
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248725

ok I have got to go, school tomorrow, but I'll be back tomorrow around the same time. chow
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No. 248726 ID: 24a9bd
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248726

>>248552
Entirely possible.
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No. 248727 ID: 8a6625

>>248726
GENIUS
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No. 248732 ID: 8a6625

>>248723
an EXTREMLY short dress.....proceed
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No. 248734 ID: 09a467

no sex suggestions yet? im impressed

ok so you bolds stole the front gate made of solid gold. somehow.

why are you foraging for food and gold instead of buying it?

also careful with stone haulers. at any minute you may get flooded with them.
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No. 248740 ID: 8a6625

>>248734
they probably steal the gold to affoard the food
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No. 248864 ID: 6834bc

>>248734
Oh, very well then;
>>248721
Take that Kobold sorceress back to your room and sleep with her.
Obviously she is very tired from the expenditure of energy to show off her magic and you're so exhausted from the day's work that you just fell asleep in front of the door.
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No. 248870 ID: 2fc46a

Perhaps you can profit greatly from having some fire mage around. She needs to stop stealing anyhow. It's hurting the dwarven economy!

If you invest your money wisely you might be able to dig out a bath near some underground lake. Your friend could then heat the water using copper tubing and then you could run the first ever bathhouse that serves ale. Also the soap makers will finally have a purpose in life.

You should discuss this opportunity together in your tiny little room over a copious amount of ale.
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No. 248872 ID: c71597

>>248725
Not like you can't get a new one in this communist dwarf utopia.
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No. 248873 ID: d3dfb8

... So Cunny, do you have a boyfriend?
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No. 248919 ID: 29e68e
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248919

-yeah, its not like I cant get a new one down here, besides you got more to hide than me.

-Thanks you so much. It means a lot to WOW! This is so soft! Whats it made of?

-spider silk cloth?

-Its amazing! Iv never felt anything so soft and its so warm!

-well your welcome I guess, It looks good on you.

-How ever could I repay you?
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No. 248925 ID: c71597

>>248919
You're a gentledwarf. Tell her that no repayment is needed, it's every gentlemans duty to help when he sees a lady in trouble. Now lets go get that drink. Some booze will make everything clearer.
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No. 248939 ID: 8a6625

if it's possible, maybe she can teach a bit of magic ya know, for when Urist McMiner finds adamantite and dooms us all
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No. 248941 ID: fd6d7e

This obviously requires copious amounts of liquor.
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No. 248946 ID: 29e68e
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248946

-no repayment is needed, I'm a but a humble gentledwarf.

-oh but I cant let you off with out at least a little noserub, oh this is so embarrassing.

-by the way are you thirsty? I was just about to go get some ale, would you like some?
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No. 248947 ID: c71597

>>248946
Bet that feels nice, aww yeah, rub that nose you filthy little bold.

Ahem, where were we? Oh right, go get ale, or any kind of booze really. In large amounts.
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No. 248950 ID: 24a9bd

Hey watch it! Other dorfs probably won't be as accepting as you! You'd better leave her here and bring the ale with you.
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No. 248952 ID: 8a6625

kobold handjob? nice!

now on to alcoholl
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No. 248953 ID: 29e68e
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248953

-ale? me realy? REALY?! Iv never had ale ever! Is it better than water? whats it like? oh my god oh my god omg... im so exited!

-you never had ale before? wow stay here, don't move, I'll be right back.
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No. 248954 ID: c71597

>>248953
Better bring an entire keg of it and two big steins.
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No. 248955 ID: 40cb26

>>248953
Uh its probably going to effect her very strongly, but that'll be hilarious anyways.
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No. 248966 ID: 29e68e
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248966

-Qwern wait! *rub* your the most amazing person I have ever meet, I feel nice and warm when your with me. I-I... I hate my village, we do so much and the chief just spends all the gold on weapons. her doesn't care one bit about us, he...

-shhh... you'll tell me all about it when I get back ok?

-yah
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No. 248967 ID: c71597

>>248966
Oh man, you're gonna have trouble with this later. But that's a worry for later. For now go get a keg of ale and two steins. Then drink until all of this seems like a really good idea.
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No. 248974 ID: 29e68e
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248974

-my first kiss, ok it wasn't actually a kiss but for her it was. and besides shes really cute and were hitting it off really well, however things are gonna get a lot harder from now on. I have ether got to make it so she can stay here or quit and run away with her.

by the way im out of pencil drawn pics so its all downhill from here
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No. 248975 ID: c71597

>>248974
Worry about that later. For now it's getting wasted that counts.
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No. 248976 ID: d0d91e

uh.

so, what is the fort policy on cutebold pets?
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No. 248978 ID: 29e68e
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248978

-Hey there Urist Mcnotbeer, I suppose you have come to finaly become a dwarf?

-yah, work is hard. whats on tap?

-goldschlager.

-im not surprised

-normally we have a wide selection but goldschlager's here all week and its all we have left by the weekend, here pass me yah flask.

-euh maybe I could have more?

-hold your horses Urist we all get one flask that we fill as much as we want but no more. besides I think one sip should tide you over. what with the experience you have HAHAHA!

(well looks like I'll have to share this with cunny it should do, neither one of us drinks and its really expensive beer. Christ its made with gold!)

-euh see yah later Guss
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No. 248979 ID: c71597

>>248978
Damn it! This can't be allowed to stand, you're a dorf! Challenge him to a drink off for the right to take an entire keg with you.
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No. 248982 ID: 5d0711

Or just drink some ale now, refill the bottle and head out after getting a bit of a head start. Get some more meat as well. You've been working all day and you won't grow muscle without eating meat!

Any chance your new girlfriend could at least help you mine? Like if you use your pick to make a hole, could she cause a small explosion to crack the rock wall? If you could prove to the other dwarves that she is useful then they might tolerate having her around.
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No. 248985 ID: 29e68e
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248985

-Ha! a drink off? with Guss? no way my uncle never lost in seven years and I don't really drink that much, besides The rules where made to be kept. by the way good idea maybe she could stay if she makes her self useful, i'll have to fly that on by her.
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No. 248996 ID: 40cb26

>>248985
One idea is to claim that you captured her and now have her as a slave. It doesn't sound that nice but it beats her being killed for being a thief. Besides I think she'd go along with it, for you~
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No. 248998 ID: 29e68e
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248998

-ha well this is turning out to be a great day. I get a job, meet a girl and start drinking all i the same d-OUFF! Hey Watch it you! oh my.
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No. 249002 ID: ee460b

wait, what is that?
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No. 249003 ID: 6834bc

>>248998
Put on your best hardboiled Dorf face and tell that Goblin they are going to return that child to its rightful place - or, by golly, things are going to get ugly.
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No. 249010 ID: 29e68e
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249010

-oh noes a goblin, this had to happen in a time like this?!
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No. 249011 ID: 29e68e
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249011

-and he's stolen a baby!, I cant let him get away with this! I must save that baby! His youth is in danger!
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No. 249013 ID: 29e68e

>>249003
sorry didn't see you there, I'll get to that
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No. 249019 ID: c4f34d

old you pick and say in as an awesome way you can "you have two options, give me the baby and leave alive, or have your bones turned into practice bolts for the marksdwarves, your pick."
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No. 249021 ID: 9c59c9

Hey, he's got a sword and you have no pickaxe since you're such a light beard.
I'd say your life is in danger.

Tell him if he hands the baby over you'll lead him out of the mine. Which, you won't, but he won't hand the baby over any way.

Use this time to get a better read on this Gobbo
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No. 249023 ID: f82d85

Dude, tell the Goblin that you're gonna straight up kick his dick in unless he hands you that babby
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No. 249026 ID: d4f784

>>249010
>one eyed gobbo
CHOKE THAT FUCKER
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No. 249027 ID: 8c0848

>>249010
Choke that goblin.
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No. 249033 ID: a17cca

>>249011
Wrestle that fucker to the ground and choke him out.

The baby will be fine.
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No. 249035 ID: 29e68e
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249035

I put on my best... hardboiled Dorf face? what ever and prepare to do my worst

-HEY YOU! put that baby back where you fund it or I'll... I'll roundhouse kick you straight in the balls and turn your bones into bolts for target practice!

he looks surprised but not: oh shit that's gonna hurt, surprised more like: what the fuck are you saying? surprised.
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No. 249036 ID: d0d91e

well you are a newly made miner, so you are still not supertought/strong/agile or whatever, and you have no armor.

but you are between him and the exit, he has to carry a baby and you are unencumbered, altho unarmed.

move to his blind flank, aim to snatch the baby. if you get the baby he will flee empty handed or fight you for it. alternatively just disarm him from his blind flank, im almost sure you have no grappling experience but the more even the fight is the better.

shouldnt have dropped the pickaxe dude =c
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No. 249037 ID: f82d85

Kick him straight in the balls
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No. 249038 ID: 445c48

Jump back and grab your pick, so you at least have something.

Use dwarf telepathy to summon the other dwarves.
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No. 249040 ID: 29e68e
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249040

my threats aren't working, I can feel my failure and that child's immanent doom approaching, I can feel my blood pumping harder and harder. anger boils up in my head. My primal instincts come rushing out like in a poorly wrighten doujin. I leap at my foe not knowing what will happen!
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No. 249042 ID: f82d85

>>249040

HEADBUTT
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No. 249043 ID: 9c59c9

*Facepalm* You're going to get stabbed you moron!
Sigh, well at least try to disarm the gobbo BEFORE you start to choke him.
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No. 249046 ID: 066059

Disable sword weapon!
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No. 249048 ID: 1f6e81

>>249040
choke him to death!!!!
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No. 249053 ID: 29e68e
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249053

-DIE DIIEEE!!

my hands grasp his throat firmly, I can feel the might of Armok flowing to me, his neck crushes beneath my dwarven might! his yellow eyes turn pale his green skin darkens. his grasp fall limp...
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No. 249056 ID: f82d85

>>249053

Don't kill him. Grab his sword, put it on your belt and grab the babby. then, with your other hand slowly drag that bastard back out of this place.

Also, kick him once or twice.
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No. 249057 ID: 9c59c9

Oh, choking the shit out of goblins. durp.

Hey bro, don't kill him where your lady bold might see. Take him out of the mine and then kill him :3
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No. 249058 ID: a1591c

The kids are not to be messed with. Throw this scum out.
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No. 249059 ID: 066059

Wait!

Befriend him and have multicultural allies!
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No. 249060 ID: 8851fd

when you kick him out tell him "i held your life in my hands and gave it back, next time, i wont"
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No. 249064 ID: 29e68e
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249064

just as I start thinking again I look down

-oh dear lord I killed him

it was the first thing I ever killed, a guilty haze covers my thoughts, Im a murderer... ok a goblin killer but a killer none the less. Im a vegetarian for Zon sake how could I do this? I glans over at the infant her mother is already crying tears of joy at the sight of her baby.

-Cunny's not gonna like this when she sees it.

my mind loosens up...
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No. 249065 ID: 445c48

Well, the baby's returned, and that's the important thing. Toss his sword in your bedroom, and toss his corpse somewhere out of the way, or toss it outside. Whichever's quickest.

For Armok's sake don't store the corpse in your bedroom.
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No. 249066 ID: 9c59c9

Fucking shit Qwern. At least you can take solace in the fact that you are a badass hero now. Have the mother accompany you to the surface and take the corpse with you.
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No. 249067 ID: 1854db

>>249064
Will she? Kobolds and goblins don't get along that well. Heck, ever think that goblins might steal kobold babies too?

But yeah, leave the corpse there for a hauler to collect, but keep the sword.
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No. 249068 ID: 29e68e
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249068

I'd love to, honestly I would love to do just that right now, but im painfully reminded about some thing I ignored. as the world gets foggy I contemplate how good/bad my day was, I meet Cunny that was good. but I got stabbed and killed someone... at least the baby's ok. this would be a ok trade off were I a few years older... I hear Cunny's voice ringing down the halls.

-im sorry Cunny, I never got to share my ale with you.

as the world turns dark a warm light covers my body and I slip into a blissful dream...
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No. 249069 ID: f82d85

>>249068

D:
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No. 249070 ID: d677cc

>>249068
D:
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No. 249073 ID: e90644

Cunny: save him.
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No. 249075 ID: 1f6e81

>>249068
D:
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No. 249076 ID: 9c59c9

>>249073
THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE.
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No. 249077 ID: 9c59c9

Also,

D:
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No. 249080 ID: a17cca

D:
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No. 249082 ID: 445c48

Cunny, drag him to a bed where he will spend the next few months recovering, shouting for dorfs to bring him food and water and swearing as the incompetent doctor pretends to do work.
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No. 249092 ID: 29e68e
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249092

Im in a strange place, this animal is not the right color... but at least cunny's here, she clings and to me, her warm body clashes with the beached winds. she looks up to me. her eyes sparkle like adamant.

-I love you Cunny. my voice quivers I know whats gonna happen... she leans up to my ear

-I love you too... my mind races, I know for sure whats gonna happen and i don't like it!

-but you have to wake up now...
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No. 249093 ID: 29e68e
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249093

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No. 249094 ID: 29e68e
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249094

truly realize how much I hate this place
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No. 249095 ID: 1854db

Examine self for wounds. Check room for female kobold.
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No. 249097 ID: 29e68e

>>249094
only now do I truly realize how much I hate this place
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No. 249103 ID: 29e68e
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249103

I expect to find myself in golden bandages but instead Im unwounded... I wonder how long I have been out. the door creaks open and a voice calls my name, I hope to see a familiar face but instead I only see beard.

-oh its you... how yah been Guss?

-who were yah expecten? that bold?

-so you found her, what did you do to her?

- we tried to get her to stay, after healing you we all decided that she should be our new medic captain, we offered but she denied, said she had to go, somethin about her clan leader and the oldones...

-yah that sounds like her.

-I suppose yah gonna go after her? If you do, just do me one more favor, just dig one more day and get payed, your not going far with that money.

-ok Guss one day, but then Im out of here
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No. 249105 ID: dd9877

>>249103

You now have a mission, dorf.

FIND THAT CUTEBOLD - once you have some gold.

Get to it!
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No. 249109 ID: 29e68e
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249109

I drag myself though the day, the labor only gets harder, I cant wait to get out of here. I drown myself in liquor at the slightest occasion, my pick gets heavier every time I go through this hall, but its all for Cunny soon I'll be on the road looking for her...
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No. 249111 ID: 1854db

STRIKE THE EARTH! Are you not a Dwarf? Are you not a Miner? Work your hardest and earn your pay! Be a man! Be someone that Cunny can be proud of!
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No. 249117 ID: 18610a

indeed, finish this as good as you can and leave proud.
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No. 249123 ID: 29e68e
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249123

the thought of having her back in my arms brings me back to life and I work as hard as I can, but I'm weak... I fall too soon and just cant manage it anymore, and just as im about to give up im reminded about why im here and I drag my pick to the wall once more... again and again and again...

-Im not gonna give up cunny...

I work like a madman. then suddenly!
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No. 249125 ID: d0d91e

and then what? take her where?

the bolds may as well attempt vengeance for their lost rogue when you are alone. you may need to consider she is the elder chief's daughter or some other plot device mumbo jumbo that forces her to marry a ugly cutebold that is twice your width and height, eventually leading to a horrible boss fight because you know jack of battles nor have a honed body to compensate for loss of skill.

you gotta ask for a time off. you had a near death experience and is now at least a small hero by the sight of the fortress.

go get your lady in your purple pony and get back to the fort. as a medic she will literally live like a king, in a room that may just be a bit more that 3x3 squares.

but today, work till you cant draw a breath. lets make those muscles gold-plated!
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No. 249130 ID: 29e68e
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249130

pause, I need rest in real life, still this is going better than expected, 40pages! nice job every one. I might not be there tomorow and if I am it wont be long, I'll proly not be here this weekend+friday, but i'll be here monday
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No. 249137 ID: 29e68e

>>249125
for the record, the rooms in my fort, were 1X2 (bead and door)to my amazement there were no complaints about the living quarters, in fact every one was happy with there rooms. only one dorf said anything, and his name was Qwernsommething or an other, and so he became the main character.☺
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No. 249141 ID: 29e68e

I had planed on making the map you received in page5 a screen shot of my fort, but it was overrun by goblins and utterly destroyed...
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No. 249153 ID: 8a6625

>>249130
rest my good friend, rest like a dwarf halfway trough mining an important workshop
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No. 249155 ID: 586db0

Hope this guy doesn't get hit with a fey mood before he finishes his shift.
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No. 249312 ID: 38640a

>>249137
most of my forts are made to please the dorfs from the get go, my immigrant slums were 2x3 to fit every furniture they could need. my soldiers didnt used the barracks for anything but trainning because they had personal quartes with armor and weapon stand.

>>249155
i dont think any fey mood would help us, altho it could be a nice retirement plan.

that would be engraving or stonecrafting for a miner? i forgot.
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No. 249349 ID: 5d158a

Qwarn might have other skills we don't know about. He's just been promoted to miner after all.
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No. 249444 ID: fba40f

>>249312
a 1x3 room is actually the most efficient (and common) method.
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No. 250964 ID: cd2f9c

after school il be back, Il have prepared HdPics
HandDrawn
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No. 251063 ID: cd2f9c

Im back, now were was I?
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No. 251067 ID: c71597

>>251063
Qwern working like a madman to get strong enough to go on a quest to find the kobold mage. Possibly he's also drinking like a true dorf now.
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No. 251068 ID: cd2f9c
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251068

-oh bother, my pick's stuck in the ore. I need that pick for work. I guess I could just get another one from Guss... But Id rather not he can be quite grumpy.
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No. 251070 ID: 31e5bb

use leverage to pull it free.
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No. 251074 ID: fba40f

>>251068
Take it by the end, wiggle it until it becomes free. Gold's not all that strong, it shouldn't be that difficult.
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No. 251078 ID: cd2f9c
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251078

>>251074
>>251070
-good Ideas, I'll give them a try, but I'm gonna need my dwarven strength!

Spam "A" to pull.
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No. 251080 ID: fba40f

>>251078
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This IS what you're asking for, right? Otherwise I'll just delete this.
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No. 251081 ID: 31e5bb

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No. 251082 ID: cd2f9c

>>251080
lol basically, I'm still unsure if it was a good idea
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No. 251084 ID: c71597

>>251078
Have some more.

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No. 251085 ID: 1854db

AAAAAAAAAAAA

...I think that's more than enough A.
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No. 251088 ID: 5f0943

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
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No. 251089 ID: cd2f9c
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251089

using his dwarven strength Qwern rip's his tool from the stone, but just as soon the wall explodes under the sheer massiveness of your "a"
in a small and poorly drawn explosion of rock dust and gold!

rendering got messed up sorry all I have is this, also explosions are hard to draw
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No. 251092 ID: c71597

>>251089
Looks like the pick made it. Retrieve the loose golden ore and the pick. Then get bac to work. Although it might be time for a drinking pause to celebrate this epic feat of strength. Soon you won't need the pick, you can simply punch the ore loose from the wall.
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No. 251099 ID: cd2f9c
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251099

-I'm not quite sure if that was me... but I'm gonna tell every one that It was.

but just then I glanced into the newly formed crevasse. a gust of stale wind hit me and I saw some thing horrifying. it was a girl, a young girl, she had golden hair and a mask, her chest and hands were nailed to the wall behind her. symbols of blood glowed all around her. and then as if I wasn't scared shitless enough, she started breathing, a long broken hum...
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No. 251100 ID: 31e5bb

try to stay calm. look at the runes. knowing if this is a good thing sealed by evil peeps or a bad thing would help. also how to strengthen or remove the bindings depending.
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No. 251102 ID: 1854db

>>251099
Start running. Don't stop until you find someone in charge and tell them to bring the military to find out what that thing is.
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No. 251103 ID: c71597

>>251099
Oh fuck. You might just have unleashed some sort of horrifying fortress destroying elder god or something.

Should be safe as long as the stakes are still there though. See if she can hear you, and whatever she says don't pull out those stakes.
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No. 251105 ID: 05da83

>>251100
Fuck that!
>>251102
This! So much this!
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No. 251107 ID: d4f784

>>251099
SEAL OFF THE PASSAGEWAY AND DON'T TELL ANYONE!
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No. 251109 ID: 31e5bb

guys, if we run the moment anything scary shows up, how can we be brave enough to protect cunny?
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No. 251111 ID: cd2f9c
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251111

>>251102
I turn quick, My feet want to run, but I hear something that sends a chill down my spine. "KaraKara!" My eyes wander to the source of the sound. The mask had fallen my sight focuses fast on the girl, but I had missed it, her transformation was complete. her golden hair along with her skin and robes turned black, her mouth menaces with spikes of teeth, the runes had just finished seeping into her eyes. a cold scream sends echos down the shaft.
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No. 251112 ID: 426944

Hold on to your pick and brace yourself!
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No. 251117 ID: 31e5bb

show this demon what all that miner has shown you! that is, how to swing it really fucking hard!
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No. 251120 ID: 8a6625

shit brix
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No. 251127 ID: b261c9

>>251111
well it look like you finaly hit an adamantine
veine, you now get the fun :D

start to run now if you want to live
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No. 251128 ID: 426944

Is she still nailed down? If so you might be able to get the mask back on her!
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No. 251129 ID: c71597

>>251111
Ohhhh fuck. Grab that pick and prepare to sell yourself dearly for all dwarfkind. Maybe a martial trance will overtake you or something.
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No. 251130 ID: 3258ed

>>251102
um. politely say hi.

you got your pick, right? step away slowly.

are you sure noone found a vein of adamantium?
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No. 251136 ID: cd2f9c
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251136

>>251120
Brix Shat.

the nails seep into her flesh and the falls to the ground, our eyes meet and I Get The Fuck Out of there, I can see my pick on the ground. as I run to it I can hear her scream

-NURTNODDERACSMIESAELPPLEH!
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No. 251138 ID: c71597

>>251136
Holy shit! Move those stubby legs faster. You had better beat the dwarven speed record now, no other dorf may have had so much motivation to move so fast.
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No. 251139 ID: 3258ed

this sounds ancient and not that friendly.

its time to run back to the nearest joint section and collapse the cave.
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No. 251141 ID: 31e5bb

wait what.

she said
"help please im scared don't run"

yell "if you are friendly then stop immediately"
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No. 251142 ID: 05da83

Okay. What? Why is that thing asking us to not run and help it?
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No. 251143 ID: b261c9

>>251142
because she need help and we are running away,
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No. 251146 ID: 05da83

>>251143

Are you some kind of stupid?
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No. 251147 ID: cd2f9c
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251147

I grab my pick and turn around once more.
my eyes are burning again, only now my instincts aren't telling me to choke goblins there telling me to run, against my better judgment I try talking to the beast

-Listen I will help you but you have to stop!

-ESAELPPLEHPLEH!

as she continues on her steady pace she looses shape and consumes her surroundings.

-STRUHTI!

Its two feet away from me now and I cant control my legs, I dash off at an alarming rate.
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No. 251148 ID: cd2f9c

dangnamit! forgot to color the pick
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No. 251149 ID: 445c48

Fuck it, run. Grab your pick on your way out.
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No. 251150 ID: 31e5bb

run then. you offered help and it refused. you need the warrior dwarves.
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No. 251151 ID: 05da83

Ah. Now I get it! The girl is still in there with the demon! She wants to die!

Run as fast as your stubby legs can carry you and scream as loud as you can! That should alert someone that there is something wrong.
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No. 251153 ID: b261c9

>>251147
folowing starburst intuition she is saying
"help help please" then "it hurts"
it is obvius that you can't help her alone, tell her that you will come back whit help than go get some
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No. 251154 ID: 8a6625

>>251153
I somehow doubt qwern can understand backwards talking, lets not metagame too much, also go get some marksdwarves up in this bitch
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No. 251156 ID: cd2f9c
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251156

I grasp the door and try to open it, but it jams, I can feel breathing down my back, swinging my weapon I turn to face it. it is very close...

-SEYEEMASEHTEVAHEW

the only word so far that she didn't yell. the door opens, and just as fast I rush up the stairs

-REHTORB!

it screams as it follows.
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No. 251158 ID: 8a6625

>>251156
qwern is there things about you that you forgot to tell us?
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No. 251162 ID: 31e5bb

you need to turn off your eyes. it is gaining power somehow.
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No. 251164 ID: c71597

>>251156
Whatever this thing is saying it also seems to want to eat you. Run faster!
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No. 251169 ID: 8a6625

>>251164
omnomnomnom
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No. 251170 ID: cd2f9c
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251170

I Run, Run, Run not stopping, I think I dropped my pick, its erelevant now, something tugs my leg and I fall face first in the stairs. as I look up I see Guss lending me a hand, no need to tell me, Im already grasping for his aid.
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No. 251171 ID: 31e5bb

reach, run.
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No. 251172 ID: b261c9

>>251170
he has red eyes to
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No. 251173 ID: cd2f9c

shit I thin my scanner just broke
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No. 251175 ID: b261c9
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251175

>>251173
SSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
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No. 251177 ID: cd2f9c
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251177

ITS FIXED FOR NO REASON!!!
THANKS JESUS
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No. 251179 ID: c71597

>>251170
Ask him for that axe so you can cut yourself free so he can pull you up. Lets hope that you don't have to cut off your leg.

>>251177
Buddy Jesus always comes through alongside with Bishie Mohammed.
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No. 251181 ID: cd2f9c
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251181

as soon as I grab his mighty hand he rips me from the monsters grasp at the loss of my shoe. I dash throught the door at my nimble speed, but I notice that hes not folowing me

-Urist, run. I can follow you. GO! find your girl you have to live!

-but?

-I cant we monsters have to fight. listen the elves are planing some thing stupid and it will fail, I have to stop this here and now. If I die its all up to you, Id I die only your heart can stop this madness!

he rushes into the darkness and silence regains the room.
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No. 251184 ID: 31e5bb

uncork a barrel of beer, shove a cloth into it, throw it down the stairs. MEGA MOLOTOV!
then run.
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No. 251187 ID: 31e5bb

>>251184
>light the cloth on fire before throwing
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No. 251189 ID: cd2f9c
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251189

>>251184
doing that would only reduce the chances of Guss making it. never the less killing it in a horrible and flaming manner is very tempting, but I cant let his sacrifice be in vain. I must run. for cunny. that being said im only a few steps from the front door.
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No. 251191 ID: b261c9

>>251189
go for it and don't look back
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No. 251192 ID: 8a6625

>>251184
beer doesn't have a high enaugh alcohol percentage to burn, besides, it would oubviously kill guss to.

also did he say "we monsters" what the fuck is going on with guss?

run forn now, learn all in time
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No. 251194 ID: 8a6625

>>251189
posted late, oh well.

get the fuck out of there
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No. 251196 ID: c71597

>>251189
Run faster. Even if the hateful glare of the sun is likely to cause you to feel an exteme sickness at first.
>>
No. 251197 ID: 31e5bb

just keep running then.
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No. 251201 ID: cd2f9c
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251201

My body launches forwards but is yanked back. I try not to look knowing full well what has me

-TSIRUYRROSOSMIELBIRROHSTI

the monster turns me around and clings to me, my face is pressed deep in her bosom... of darkness!

-REHTORBEMETAHTNODYRROSMIYRROSMIYRROSMI!

A loud "click" can be heard from above

-NAMTAHTLLIKIMIHLLIKI!
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No. 251203 ID: 500736

>>251189
wait your trash. you need at least your gold.
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No. 251210 ID: c71597

>>251201
Oh fuck. It can survive the light. Quick, jump up and heabutt it. Hopefully it will release you so you can get outside and trigger the remote doomsday weapon that wipes out the fortress for the saftey of all.
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No. 251212 ID: 31e5bb

engage dwarven might and break free.
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No. 251228 ID: f0b4bc

>>the monster turns me around and clings to me, my face is pressed deep in her bosom... of darkness!

Give her the titty twister of light.
It's the only way.
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No. 251230 ID: cd2f9c
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251230

I try to break free but her hold is to strong, CLANG! The metal bars seal of any escape root for me and the demon. her body is cold, but her tears are warm they trickle down the side of my head. her screams of terror had turned into twisted sobs. thinking back on what she just said it takes me a moment to figure out what she meant.
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No. 251231 ID: c71597

>>251230
Aww crap. Your escape has been sealed. Hug her back instead and pat her on her back while telling her that all is going to be ok.
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No. 251232 ID: 31e5bb

welp, only thing left is TRY to play nice.
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No. 251234 ID: d677cc

>>251230
She seems kind of like she could use a hug.

Plus I don't know what the hell else you're supposed to actually do.
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No. 251237 ID: 500736

hope for insane plot device to save you and end this in hot (cold?) kinky sex
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No. 251239 ID: cd2f9c
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251239

a little away elves are talking...

-sir the trap worked she is inside

-I am well aware Tim

-but look sir there's a dorf in there with her!

-yes I can see that

-Sir! we cant let him escape with out the target escaping

-TIM! im not blind I know that if you don't shut up right now I will cut off your dick and feed it to your mother!

-...

-good. wow you don't look to good, you ok Tim?

-euh.. no... but thats not important, what about the dorf?

-he'll be a good sacrifice to the monster

-...
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No. 251241 ID: cd2f9c

im out of Hd pics, that last one was just a drawing of an elf that was on my desk, tim and background were improvised
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No. 251242 ID: 31e5bb

Guss was right, the elves are dumbasses. hug girl hope for best.
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No. 251249 ID: c71597

>>251239
Hmm, this seems to be quite moronic of them. This cage probably won't stop her.

Well then, hug the girl and try to console her. Possibly start crying a bit yourself over the hopelessness of the situation. Although giving those leafloving bastards the satisfaction of seeing a dorf crying isn't acceptable. Pray to BeardBeard for strength instead, the strength to deal with these two treeloving deaviants like he did in the past.
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No. 251255 ID: cd2f9c
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251255

Guss is dead? and it wasn't liver poisoning... im surprised. I think I understand what he meant now. I hug her tightly and mutter soft words thought her breasts.

-I don't know what there gonna do to you, but im not gonna let them. say do you have a name?

-EMAN?

-you don't?.. I guess I'll call you Goldie. you like that name?

-EIDLOG?

-yah. its sounds good on you. much better than monster.

-REHTORB?

-you keep calling me that... I guess I can be your brother.

-EMTCETORPLLIWREHTORB?

-yah of course... sis.

the end

now before you all start telling me about how lousy my ending is please wait for me to wright this next post. it explanes everything. and Im sorry to every one about the graphic quality of the last scene.
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No. 251256 ID: 31e5bb

not bad end, just confused. what happened?
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No. 251258 ID: cd2f9c

now allow me to explane. Qwern quest was suppost to be a oneshot. and was joyfully dragged along by Cunny who was not supposed to be important.
moar over. and here's were it gets interesting... Qwern quest is in fact one of many prequels to my much larger JamesQuest.
that being said every thing you all did and said are regarded and will have changed what might and might not happen in JamesQuest.
Ex:since you managed to not get a badending Qwern may (depending on your choices) be in James Quest, he may also never be important or maybe a rival? who knows?
so since im not quite done ready for JamesQuest I will start a new quest soon. It may be another prequel It may not. here's waht im gonna do for you all. tomorow (im to sick to do anything else today) I will post in this thread (lets hope its still alive tomorow) 3-5 ideas for new quests and you may vote for wich one I should do. sounds fun right? see you all tomorow
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No. 251259 ID: b261c9
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251259

Goldie, her name was Goldie
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No. 251268 ID: 31e5bb

>>251258
ah, that explains everything. you rushed the ending.
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No. 251290 ID: cd2f9c

>>251268
nono don't get me wrong the ending was preplanned. there were infact 5 possible endings, you got good ending1. Qwern does not get killed by Goldie, but is a little afraid of her. alternatively you could have been more open an loving, as well as dead, or killed in the mine.
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No. 251294 ID: 8a6625

well, I liked it. looking foward to JamesQuest.

>>251258
alternatively, if the thread isn't here tommorrow, just start a discussion thread
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No. 251296 ID: 31e5bb

>>251290
wait, is that 'open loving and dead', or 'open and loving, or dead?'
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No. 251302 ID: 8a6625

>>251296
good question lol
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No. 251306 ID: cd2f9c

open and loving, or dead? well you could have just been killed in the cage if you were far more bitchy with her. but if you all tried to comfort her more, even thought running was the right choice. the end could have been different. fighting would have cause death. and the bonus alternative ending would have been a good/bad ending (rape Cunny Die of fire and sex) mostly bad... so yah good, better, bad, worst, bonus.
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No. 251319 ID: fba40f

>>251306
> Rape Cunny die a true dorf

Fixed
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No. 251332 ID: 8a6625

>>251306
beautifull
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No. 251386 ID: c71597

>>251306
Nice. It was a fun quest, I look forward to seeing the future ones. I just hope we find out what happens to Qwern and Goldie. Maybe see them again in some elven arena where they rule supreme as top gladiators or something.
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No. 251462 ID: f0b4bc

It was a fun ride while it lasted. I look forward to more. Plus, I want to know what happens with Qwern and his googly rage eyes.
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No. 251517 ID: cd2f9c
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251517

1/5

3rd PennyLane

genre: horror thriller
main character: Bert. age7 no particular skills
not particularly intelligent relatively disobedient.
quest length: somewhat short. (3-4 chapters)
quote: -nothing you do, no madder how far you run. you cant escape him... SCCRRRIIIIIIAAHHH!! he's the boogieman!
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No. 251518 ID: cd2f9c

the votes will only be counted after the 5th
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No. 251535 ID: cd2f9c
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251535

2/5

Blake Quest

genre: Action Romance RPG
main character: Blake SteelHeart VI. Competent photographer, good with computers. always heard voices in his head, often followed them with out question.
quest length: Quite long. (4-5 chapters)
quote: -what! your going out there with no were to live?!
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No. 251571 ID: cd2f9c
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251571

3/5
Victoria Quest

genre: Action Comedy Echi
main character: Victoria (Vikky) Competent musician, Grandmaster? captain, negotiator, warlord. thought very stupid and perverted Victoria's determination and original way of thinking makes her next in line to become the "king of everything"
quest length: very long (no known end(episodes start and end in separate threads))
quote: gold, ale, power and a small army of naked squirming women at my feet! that's what I want! I'll be the king of everything!
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No. 251572 ID: cd2f9c

I'm lazy and the next two are somewhat complex... I will render them if they are chosen but until then please make due with Pencil drawn, and don't judge them by this fact but instead by there plot character...
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No. 251575 ID: cd2f9c
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251575

4/5

TwinLance's Quest

genre: action comedy
main character: Lance Gallagher (TwinLance). Excellent spear user and gallant showoff. Lance is talented and he knows it, he intends to use said talent to obtain what he wants, more talent.
quest length: somewhat short (3-4 chapters)
quote: -Why do they call him TwinLance?
-what are you stupid?
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No. 251580 ID: cd2f9c
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251580

5/5

Rotbeest Quest

genre: action romance
main character: Jager Rotbeest. competent Hunter. son of the great huntmaster, Rotbeest is left brittle and cold by the great shadow of his father
quest length: somewhat short (3-4 chapters)
quote: -do you have any experience?
-well this one time I took down an basarios in one punch... other than that I killed a kelbi and a velociprey.
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No. 251582 ID: cd2f9c

ok now you may start voting for your favorite quest. and I will collect the votes tomorrow at 7:00. needless to say, please only vote once.
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No. 251584 ID: c71597

>>251571
This one seems a bit interesting. I'm always a fan of world conquest, not that big a fan of only lesbians though.

>>251575
This one seems like it could have some nice crazy over the top action moments as well as be quite a bit of harmless fun.

I'm voting for Twinlance. Seems like something that would be quite wacky an enjoyable.
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No. 251585 ID: 1aaf7e

Go with Victoria quest or Twinlance quest.
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No. 251587 ID: 31e5bb

why choose? do all of the above.
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No. 251588 ID: b4d7d6

>>251587
but wich one first
I vote for 3rd PennyLane
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No. 251589 ID: fd6d7e

>>251535

I'm all for this one. Photographing, awkward moments, animal crossings, hot off-screen sexings you don't have to draw. Do be aware that we will refer to Blake Steelheart IV by something entirely sillier and more feminine than his nom de plume.

>>251517

That quest might work, but only if Ben is the boogieman. Otherwise it's just ordinary survival horror, with a frustrating protagonist to boot.

>>251571

NO HOMO

Seriously though, way too easy to make Vicky a "Mary Sue." Also rock and roll is dead. You could do this one, but you'd have to prove to me that you can handle a strong protagonist before I could support it.

>>251575

Doesn't seem to have much of a point. Get it? Point? Lance has a point? Heh heh.

>>251580

Haven't we already had like two quests about wandering in the easily drawn desert as a vaguely monstrous warrior thing who forever lives in the shadow of his father?
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No. 251614 ID: 644ca1

Blake Quest sounds fun.
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No. 251622 ID: cd2f9c

I'm sorry I forgot to explain the plot for the quests

>>251517
3rdPennyLane-wake up, horror movie stuff happening. quest to find parents, and not die.

>>251535
Blake-tragedy at home forces main character to return to homeland. seek to find a happy live, and investigate the mysterious organization nearby.

>>251571
Victoria-pirates in space. become king.

>>251575
twinlance-become or confirm your existence as an old one. collect all the legendary spears.

>>251580
rotbeest-find girl of dreams and prove to her that your the man of hers. while not following in your fathers foot steps.
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No. 251625 ID: c71597

>>251622
Still voting for Twinlance.
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No. 251649 ID: 8a6625

blake or victoria


...or maybe 3rd penny lane but only if you promise us that it's possible to get bad end, I'm tired of this maincharacter brand immortality
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No. 251663 ID: cd2f9c

>>251649
as for 3rdpennylane, I have a few endings planned out... but yes play your cards right or it might be quite short. If its to impossible I might have to use a "save" function. but I'm hopping you all wont need it. and yes there are many ends to this quest, most are bad... very bad.
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No. 251685 ID: 24a9bd

Blake seems fun, reminds me of beyond good and evil.

Apart from that, twinlance.
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No. 251919 ID: cd2f9c

sorry I'm late on this one.

>>251535
blake quest wins with 4 votes.
I'll be starting in the near future. proly tomorrow.
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