>>242766
The pretty picture gets my vote

>>242766
This, for >>242913 this reason.

NORTHERN SERGAL! Because slimegirls have always been 'meh' in my eyes.

northern slime sergal.

Northern Sergal with a venom-style slime symbiote.

Strange slime/sergal hybrid.

And then Disst learned his lesson about letting the audience create the character.

Quest closed because it was ill in concept and thus kind of fell apart.

What?
WHY?

>>243004
Did you really expect anything different?

>>243028
To be honest? No. A man can dream, though.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:27 No. 243084 ID: 2563d4
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>>243004
Don't worry mate! I got your back!

>>242721
>>242727
>>242735
>>242873
>>242930
>>242933
>>242937
SLIME-COVERED NORTHERN FUCKING SERG---

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:27 No. 243086 ID: 2563d4
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>>243084
oh god i don't feel good

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:27 No. 243087 ID: 2563d4
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>>243086
*whimper*

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:28 No. 243089 ID: 2563d4
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>>243087
I stagger to my feet and lean on a wall conveniently out of shot. Oh god. That slime...did something.

What...what am I?

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:29 No. 243090 ID: 2563d4
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>>243089
There is a female gnoll in a business suit here.

She appears to be tightly clutching a stack of forms B-869.

say hi.

>>243090
"...yo wassup?"

Slimehug her.

AH HA HA HA.

I approve.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:38 No. 243107 ID: 2563d4
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I attempt to offer pleasantries.

There is no longer a female gnoll in a business suit here.

well dang. pick up all her B-869 forms and chase after her, to a benny hill theme.

Chase her down and lecture her for not filling out forms 17C-20C for permission to flee an area.

>>243109
Yes, this.

As a synx, you are contractually obligated to smile creepily all the time at everyone you meet.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:49 No. 243113 ID: 2563d4
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YOU GOT
FORM B-869

+10 Bureaucracy Points

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)18:49 No. 243115 ID: 2563d4
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I chase off in her direction. Hmm. Where did she go?

try the break room. if nothing else you can get a coffee to fuel you.

Unimportant. Now, if one form B-869 is worth 10 Bureaucracy Points then a hundred of them will be worth 1000! Go to copy room, achieve greater Bureaucracy!

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)19:10 No. 243127 ID: 2563d4
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I open the break room door and smile sweetly.

The gnoll businesswoman appears to be huddled in the corner by the fancy coffee machine. Maybe she dropped her expresso capsule?

Well, then you should get her a new one. After all, workplace synergy and all that.

Tell her we had some problems filling out FORM B-869 and need WORKSHEET 869-A in order to finish filling it out.

Also, get some coffee. It will make you feel better.

This has been a glorious hijack

It's rape time.

She clearly requires more smiling to be assuaged. You should also present her with the forms you have completed.

>>243127
Try saying hi again.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)19:37 No. 243140 ID: 2563d4
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I can't get a capsule! I don't have any capsule requisition forms!

I kneel down but can't see hers, so I reach for the pot and a mug, while explaining my need for WORKSHEET 869-A.

She listens courteously without interrupting. What a nice lady. Hasn't answered if she'd like a mug of the filter coffee, though. Maybe she's too polite to mention that it tastes like burnt Nedyvor droppings?

>>243140
Yyyyyeah she still seems terrified of you.

oh well leave the pot there and thank her for her time

>>243140
Develop nervous tic of licking own eye.
Also back off a bit.

OHSHI-

Your recent slime-related incident probably counted as a workplace injury, didn't it?

Good lord, man, what are you doing there? You need to fill out OSHA FORM 29-872-2007 immediately! Your potential compensation is at stake, not to mention various serious compliance issues of the company! Find your manager!

Accidentally spill the coffee. Then lick it off her.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)19:48 No. 243163 ID: 2563d4
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Euch...why did I think this was a good idea?

Now rape her.

well since nothing else seems to be in here let's check the copy room. fill out that form and then copy it into triplicate.

>>243163
You've got me.

Ask her where the form to report whatever the heck just happened to you is.

Say "JESUS SHIT FUCK MY EYE" since there's probably some kind of bullshit Synx magic that makes your tongue hurt things.

Next, ask for a form to change your species.

She looks so scared and vulnerable. Just waiting for someone to force themself on her. Go ahead.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)19:58 No. 243173 ID: 2563d4
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Workplace injury forms! I start freaking out at the magnitude of the situation.

The gnoll businesswoman sheepishly peeps up that the secretarial office should have OSHA form 29-872-2007.

>>243163
Offer to take the nice businessgnoll out to dinner at her favorite restaurant as soon as you get these forms filled out.

You're obviously new in town and don't have many friends yet and she's been so polite what with the whole not interrupting you thing.

>>243163
Ramble about how ocular devices never taste the way they're supposed to. Then ask her what she thinks should taste like. Introduce yourself and ask her if she knows how what do like.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)20:06 No. 243183 ID: 2563d4
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>rape
>rape
>rape

Damn it. You can't rape the willing.

Oh well, pick her up and ask if she would care to join you. Perhaps find a form to bypass the species stipulation so you can get that suit!

After dealing with the OSHA form, that is.

>>243183
Just turn the filthy radio in your room off! It's that part of the day where they play rap about raping and bein gangsta and crap. I don't even know why someone tuned into to that.

>>243187
Sure, why not. If she's actually familiar with this place, it'd be a lot better for her to lead the way, rather than for you to stumble onto floor C which requires form X-32-B to enter and rapidly find yourself trapped in a maze of forms and inaccessible areas.

Right, better ask after that change-of-species form too. New chair, new keyboard, possibly new cubicle, and you know if you touch any of that stuff yourself the unions will be all over your ass.

>>243183
Okay, so ask her why we're here. That doesn't really seem clear yet. We just sorta started existing.

IT'S A BIT DISCONCERTING.

rape :D

Consume her whole and slowly digest her in your tough abdomen stomach sack, so you don't have to snack later.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)20:17 No. 243194 ID: 2563d4
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"You know, eyes never quite taste how you think they might. Sayyy, how about dinner at your favorite restaurant as soon as I get these forms filled out?"
"Sure! Fine! Whatever you want!"

What a friendly soul.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)20:23 No. 243198 ID: 2563d4
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I help her up, and she leads me to the nearest secretarial office.

Well, rats. There's OSHA form 29-872-2007, but I can't just take it without approval, and I can't disturb the floor manager without going via the secretary, who isn't here!

>>243198
Oh darn it, it happened anyway.

Hm.

Ask her what forms qualify as your recourse here, and where they're at. Or if she happens to be a secretary who's not currently at your desk.

Oh, I'm sorry. Fill out forms 623C and 996B, in triplicate.

Then rape her.

hmmm... fill out the form while you wait. as long as it isn't moved off the desk it's fine.

>>243201
Er, her desk, not yours.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)20:38 No. 243211 ID: 2563d4
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Perfect! I feel so wicked, yet it's technically correct, the best kind of correct!

+5 Bureaucracy Points
+10 Renegade Points

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)20:40 No. 243213 ID: 2563d4
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...unfortunately it looks like I'm still going to need to find the secretary.

dang. well since it is filled out you can leave it there, hopefully they will see it and think they somehow forgot one and send it in for processing.

>>243213
Again, ask gnoll chick if she happens to be a secretary.

Otherwise, time to go hunt down somebody. Joy.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)20:49 No. 243221 ID: 2563d4
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I express my exasperation at the secretary's absence.

"Joy? I saw her when I was, er, heading for the break room."

That sure seems to have perked her up. Canids love to play fetch quests, I guess.

It occurs to me that you don't know this nice lady's name. Maybe you need to rectify this situation.

>>243221
Ask what the gnoll chick's name is, then have both of you head over in the direction she pointed.

cool, we have out heading.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)21:11 No. 243244 ID: 2563d4
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Damn, she's---I mean Sherla is fast.

>>243244
Copy room?

>>243221
Ask if Joy's eyes are tasty, then twist your head 360 degrees in place and thank the gnollgirl, then crawl backwards up the walls up onto the ceiling and make your way out to look for Joy.

congratulate her on her speed. then check the copy room.

>>243244
Check the copy room!
Also, ask Sherla what her name is.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)21:27 No. 243259 ID: 2563d4
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The door seems stuck, but forcing it is no problem for someone as stro---

Oh honestly.

I bet she hasn't filed the requisition forms for the paper she's using.

Reset the "__ days since last butt photocopy" sign and leave.

>>243259
Ask her if she wouldn't happen to be Joy, and explain blah blah blah etcetera.

Say "Oh, like they won't know who it was."

>>243263
Also remember to get the signature.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)21:42 No. 243278 ID: 2563d4
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I update the office record-keeping signage.

+1 Bureaucracy Point

A rather flustered Joy says that she realised that she'd be pretty identifiable, but she signed-off a TV-1970 stereotypical office hijinks form without really paying attention, and she couldn't just shred it or anything.

The boss' schedule should be clear, though. Since a workplace accident is a priority, she'll book a meeting as soon as she's done here.

ah, well since she signed off on it before hand then it's all good.

Smile like a huge creep and say you'll wait.

Ahh, but as she already knows the TV-1970 does not specify the personnel requirements for generic hijinx.

Sherla can sub in while you get your meeting scheduled. Tell me you didn't want to see that anyway.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)21:52 No. 243295 ID: 2563d4
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Sherla agrees unexpectedly eagerly. While Joy is dressing she takes the toner cartridge out of the copier and replaces it with a nearly-dead one from the recycling pile. I can't help but feel that I'm being an influence.

+10 Renegade Points

I return to Joy's desk with her, and she waves me on to the boss' office.

>>243287
Yes indeedy.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)22:02 No. 243300 ID: 2563d4
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Joy hands me the mostly-completed form and I step into the Boss' office. He's reading THE FIGURES and hasn't yet noticed me.

polity cough to get his attention.

>>243300
Put your face unnervingly close to his and grin. Then hand him the form.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)22:09 No. 243306 ID: 2563d4
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I lean in and cough.

Once he's run out of air to scream with, I hold up the form.

tell him it only needs him to sign it left.

Get him to sign it.

>>243306
"Could you sign this?"

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)22:23 No. 243315 ID: 2563d4
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YOU GOT
COMPLETED OSHA FORM 29-872-2007

+10 Bureaucracy Points

Congratulations! You have correctly reported this workplace incident through outstanding teamwork!

FINAL SCORE:
26 Bureaucracy Points
15 Renegade Points
0 Horse Points
∞ Sweet Gnoll Lovin' Points

Thanks for playing guys. I think a high-speed unplanned quest did me the world of good, even if daybreak is imminent. :)

Best quest on /quest/. Nice save, LP.

A+ rating, would sign in triplicate again.

Five stars, good show.

>>243315
Make a sequel some time!

I filled out the necessary forms to enjoy this quest.