goblins are such morons... theyd rather die than get killed this one wont tell me anything about my target
Mind crush it's secrets out.
Tear its sirt off so we can see the tit.
mind crush its shirt off so we can see them titties
use your keyblade to unlock the secrets
turn her upsidedown so that she will think upsidedown and tell you things about your target instead of not
Crack open her skull and bring the fresh brain to a blackmage to read the informations directly from the source.
Mind crush to see its backstory and discover that you actually want to be its friend.
even as a parody, it fails.
Mindcrush her tits into submission
ok i do that damn those tits are fine you can see the aryola and everything
OW IT HIT ME IN THE EYE AND RAN OFF FUCK now i cant see out of that eye!
Why is that goblin chick wearing a black tie?
pinch her nipples intill she reveals the location of the rebel base
Dude. At least your other thread was funny. This is just outright trolling.
Put an eyepatch over your good eye so you can use the plasticity of your mind to greatly increase your other senses like the sense of where that goblin went.
>>241489 But she's gone!
>>241494 I type slow ok? but we should do it if we get her again.
okay i chase after her and force crush her pants off and maybe force spank her fine ass once because shes hot but still a lowly goblin so i cant tap that because im not a furryand a goblins are gross and filthy creatures unworty of my cock like a human girl would be maybe if if found a waty to turn her into a human that would be cool
regenerate your eyes~!
Maybe your magical semen can turn her into a human. While she is orgasming make sure to ask her about your target, goblins can't lie while orgasming.
ok i do that but now she is gone!@!! where do i go guys i need a place to look!
FIRE ASS-SEEKING MAGIC MISSLES
>>241510 ASS SEEKING SPANK MISSLES GO!
>>241509 LOOK BEHIND YOU
okay i fire a magic missile and it goes right in her ass and it falls down and she moans mmm
LOOK YOU HAVE TYO MAKE LOVE TO THAT GOBLIN
okay i tackle the goblin down maybe if i rape it i wont be furry
DO IT GODDAMN
>>241534 ARE YOU A WIZARD
>>241534 Rape is the only way to establish superiority and that you are better than a goblin but it's contagious and will infect you and then you'll look like a goblin but in your heart you'll still be human and have to face shunning from society forever but that is your curse it is the only way.
okay i have sex with it and its all "no no no" at first but then she feels my cock and is all "yes yes yes"
no NO she sees you as an equal it begins
>>241547 Put it in her butt, then her mouth
Marry the goblin
Whatever you do, make sure you make sweet love to that skull.
>>241561 Do it!
Dude. You're fucking a goblin. You realize you. Fucking a goblin. Your dick. In that. Do you even know where she's been?
i cant put it in her butt there is a rocket in there! ...well fuck, i think this one is dead, so much for the oral i had in mind, somehow she resisted telling me about my target and they didnt say anything
>>241568 JUMP AWAY LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE AS YOU NOTICE THAT ROCKET'S JUST ABOUT TO GO OFF SHIT
9i apolojize in advance if any1 is grossed out by this update be warned it is very graphic) FUUUUUUCK ok i do an awesome backflip and escape the blast of the goblin ass rocket and goblin parts go everywhere darn, now i cannot cut the goblin into small pieces in front of its family or humiliate it in front of its girlfirned and ruin its life forever because i am dark and grim like that but still a hero just brutal like invader zim
>>241635 Rebuild the goblin as a robot so you can rekill it at its family
>>241635 clean the poo out of your hair
ok i make her into a robot only the pussy and tits were usuable form the main body but that is ok
>>241646 Also the head looks like
Name her "AWESOMEBOT" and go on adventures.
ok we go to rome thats a good place for adventure right? i hear those doc brown books about bible mysteries that take place in rome are pretty good i mean theres a few movies aobut them now with tom hanks and all that i think there might be a mystery under the colliseeum
FIND THE ROSE LINE DONT GET FROZEN TODAY
>>241666 SPLIT UP AND SEARCH FOR CLUES
>>241646 Cool, now make her tell you about your target as she's your slave. Rage and punch down a wall as you realise you blew up her memory.
okay we split up and look for clues and ioh my god somehbody has stolen the FLOOR of the COLLISIUM it could only have been my target!
>>241709 woops i missed my update
KILL THE TARGET
>>241711 THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT CAN DO THIS
>>241709 Smash the ground in frustration and swear vengence!
I WILL AVENGE HISTORY AND THE ROMANS THAT DIED IN THE COLLISIUM AND ALSO THE POOR LIANS THAT THEY KILLED THERE AND SPARTACUS no... itw as not carmen sandiego... it was her sister... MIRANDA SANTAFEY
>>241731 Jesus fuck. What can we do? The situation seems too hopeless.
well maybe we can man up and not be a faggot like you for starters
Watch out! Somebody is going to attack you. Create a shadow clone as diversion.
>>241740 OH SHIT LOOK OUT FOR A PURPLE FURRY WITH HUGE TITS SHE WILL KILL YOU!?!?!!!1111
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>241740 Eat your own dick Gain more power
>>241755 Fuuuu! Assume fighting stance and do your introduction while your loyal gobboroboslave holds off your foe!
okay my fighting stance is standing because i am so fast that i can draw my sword and fight as fast as anyone else without going into a stance first this purple creature is oddly sexy... it resemples a renamon but it is infused with DARK CHAKRA also because it is from a video game from japan it is not furry because japan has no furries
>>241776 PURIFY HER CHAKRA IN THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW
>>241776 Push your minion to the side and slap her tits some. Maybe motorboat them a bit. As it's a female she won't be able to resist your raw masculine sexuality. If she does then you need to slap her around until she stops resisting.
>>241779 okay i do this she moans its so hot
>>241803 Now tell her she's not getting any hot dickings until she leads you to your target.
>>241803 I hope your minion doesn't get jealous
Fuck her until she shows you the target.
i hit him wiht diamond storm for touching my tits men should not touch my tits guys are gross
>>241819 keep thinking abowt that tit touch while you fight him why won't thought go aweay
i tekll her to stop we must team up to arrest miranda
Team up and arrest Miranda Thingname.
Darkrenamon: Don't fall for his trick. Saw him in half with your buzzsaw collar.
no we team up and not do the stupid beesaw thing we track down miranda losangeles in moskau, germany "there you are!" we both say at last (and while I grab darkrenamons ass for good luck the sex on the flight here was amazing btw) and pouint at miranda, "you are under arrest for stealing the floor of the collisium!"
"you cant arrest me" she says "i have MIRANDA RIGHTS"
SHE DOESNT FEAR JAIL THAT MEANS SHES AFRAID OF DEATH
this is a terry stop you don't have to read her miranda rights until you search her for weapons which is what a terry stop lets you do and if you find contraband then you can arrest her OK?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! sometimes the heroes dont win sometimes, i try so hard, and get so far...
but in the end... it doesnt even matter...
>>241882 Deep.
Fuck you!