goblins are such morons... theyd rather die than get killed this one wont tell me anything about my target
>>241547 Put it in her butt, then her mouth
Marry the goblin
Whatever you do, make sure you make sweet love to that skull.
>>241561 Do it!
Dude. You're fucking a goblin. You realize you. Fucking a goblin. Your dick. In that. Do you even know where she's been?
i cant put it in her butt there is a rocket in there! ...well fuck, i think this one is dead, so much for the oral i had in mind, somehow she resisted telling me about my target and they didnt say anything
>>241568 JUMP AWAY LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE AS YOU NOTICE THAT ROCKET'S JUST ABOUT TO GO OFF SHIT
9i apolojize in advance if any1 is grossed out by this update be warned it is very graphic) FUUUUUUCK ok i do an awesome backflip and escape the blast of the goblin ass rocket and goblin parts go everywhere darn, now i cannot cut the goblin into small pieces in front of its family or humiliate it in front of its girlfirned and ruin its life forever because i am dark and grim like that but still a hero just brutal like invader zim
>>241635 Rebuild the goblin as a robot so you can rekill it at its family
>>241635 clean the poo out of your hair
ok i make her into a robot only the pussy and tits were usuable form the main body but that is ok
>>241646 Also the head looks like
Name her "AWESOMEBOT" and go on adventures.
ok we go to rome thats a good place for adventure right? i hear those doc brown books about bible mysteries that take place in rome are pretty good i mean theres a few movies aobut them now with tom hanks and all that i think there might be a mystery under the colliseeum
FIND THE ROSE LINE DONT GET FROZEN TODAY
>>241666 SPLIT UP AND SEARCH FOR CLUES
>>241646 Cool, now make her tell you about your target as she's your slave. Rage and punch down a wall as you realise you blew up her memory.
okay we split up and look for clues and ioh my god somehbody has stolen the FLOOR of the COLLISIUM it could only have been my target!
>>241709 woops i missed my update
KILL THE TARGET
>>241711 THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT CAN DO THIS
>>241709 Smash the ground in frustration and swear vengence!
I WILL AVENGE HISTORY AND THE ROMANS THAT DIED IN THE COLLISIUM AND ALSO THE POOR LIANS THAT THEY KILLED THERE AND SPARTACUS no... itw as not carmen sandiego... it was her sister... MIRANDA SANTAFEY
>>241731 Jesus fuck. What can we do? The situation seems too hopeless.
well maybe we can man up and not be a faggot like you for starters
Watch out! Somebody is going to attack you. Create a shadow clone as diversion.
>>241740 OH SHIT LOOK OUT FOR A PURPLE FURRY WITH HUGE TITS SHE WILL KILL YOU!?!?!!!1111
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>241740 Eat your own dick Gain more power
>>241755 Fuuuu! Assume fighting stance and do your introduction while your loyal gobboroboslave holds off your foe!
okay my fighting stance is standing because i am so fast that i can draw my sword and fight as fast as anyone else without going into a stance first this purple creature is oddly sexy... it resemples a renamon but it is infused with DARK CHAKRA also because it is from a video game from japan it is not furry because japan has no furries
>>241776 PURIFY HER CHAKRA IN THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW
>>241776 Push your minion to the side and slap her tits some. Maybe motorboat them a bit. As it's a female she won't be able to resist your raw masculine sexuality. If she does then you need to slap her around until she stops resisting.
>>241779 okay i do this she moans its so hot
>>241803 Now tell her she's not getting any hot dickings until she leads you to your target.
>>241803 I hope your minion doesn't get jealous
Fuck her until she shows you the target.
i hit him wiht diamond storm for touching my tits men should not touch my tits guys are gross
>>241819 keep thinking abowt that tit touch while you fight him why won't thought go aweay
i tekll her to stop we must team up to arrest miranda
Team up and arrest Miranda Thingname.
Darkrenamon: Don't fall for his trick. Saw him in half with your buzzsaw collar.
no we team up and not do the stupid beesaw thing we track down miranda losangeles in moskau, germany "there you are!" we both say at last (and while I grab darkrenamons ass for good luck the sex on the flight here was amazing btw) and pouint at miranda, "you are under arrest for stealing the floor of the collisium!"
"you cant arrest me" she says "i have MIRANDA RIGHTS"
SHE DOESNT FEAR JAIL THAT MEANS SHES AFRAID OF DEATH
this is a terry stop you don't have to read her miranda rights until you search her for weapons which is what a terry stop lets you do and if you find contraband then you can arrest her OK?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! sometimes the heroes dont win sometimes, i try so hard, and get so far...
but in the end... it doesnt even matter...
>>241882 Deep.
Fuck you!