>>239190
"From Dark World portal! To NOT HERE!"
Keep going on foot.

PORTAL TO DARK WORLD OPEN HERE THEY ARE ATTACKING!

point back to where the portal was and say that the oracle was wrong because while they are not attacking the mortal realm for 30 years, they are attacking HERE NOW!!

"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY SOULLESS YOU GET LET ME GO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OH GOD NO REALLY I MEAN IT OH GOD"

>>239199
>YOU GIT

Maxine 2010/10/05(Tue)21:35 No. 239212 ID: cf68aa
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Maxine points to the rip in space and the people coming out of it

"RIP! DARK WORLD! SOUL STEALERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>"Calm down Maxine! Go see god. I'll hold them back"

His sword unsheathes itself and lights on fire

>"Go!"

FLY EVEN FASTER THEN BEFORE!!

>>239212
GO! MAXIMUM SPEED!
THIS IS A DISTRACTION! THEY INTEND TO NEGATE GOD AND BREAK THE RESURRECTION CYCLE! THEY CONQUER THE WORLD IN 30 YEARS BECAUSE AT THAT POINT THE YOUNGEST PERSON WILL BE 30 YEARS OLD!

>>239212
MOVE YOUR PROBABLY SEXY ANGEL ASS MAXINE

Maxine! What do you think happens if heaven is conquered? No reincarnation, no mortals born, mortal population is dwindling armies are very weak, most of the strongest alive now already killed or just dead of old age. 30 years of that is just long enough to make conquering the mortal realm effortless.

why are we all yelling? relax, calm down a bit, and then haul ass.

@everyone on the mortal plane we can talk to: the dark world is attacking heaven. go to the nearest king/queen/powerful being and ask them to inform the people to pray that god wakes up. hopefully enough peeps pray that he notices.

Maxine 2010/10/05(Tue)22:48 No. 239290 ID: cf68aa
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Maxine finds herself in front of God

This is him, the big guy. He keeps himself sealed constantly or else his power would probably melt us if we come near him.

"G-god w-we..."

I AM AWARE. EVACUATE CELESTIA. EVERYONE MUST LEAVE. I WILL STAY BEHIND.

"What!? But god can't you just kill them!?"

I CAN NOT. WHILE IT IS WITHIN MY POWER I WILL NOT TAKE A DIRECT PART IN THIS CONFLICT. MAXINE I AM GIVING YOU THIS CHANCE. LEAVE CELESTIA, THE LEGACY OF THE ANGELS DEPENDS ON IT.

>>239290
But the reincarnation cycle!

Tell God you love him and GET EVERYONE THE HELL OUT OF DODGE. GOD'S ORDERS.

"just promises me you will protect the souls!" then leave.

>>239290
"Move the reincarnation cycle to the Dark Elf lands! They'll defend it with their lives! And make souls reappear there when they would be destroyed! And make souls remember their past lives while they are dead! We can take it from there!"

are we seriously trying to tell God what to do? I mean, really, schle probably has this covered more than anyone else could possibly. Just do it.

Don't tell him what to do, ask him what will be done.

"What about the reincarnation cycle? Ending it must be how they plan to take over the mortal realm!"

Maxine 2010/10/05(Tue)23:06 No. 239302 ID: cf68aa
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"Can we at least move the reincarnation stone elsewhere!? The Dark Elves will defend it to the end!"

MAXINE, I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. YOU WOULD LET ANOTHER, WEAKER RACE RISK THEIR LIVES FOR SOMETHING THAT IS OURS?

".... Sorry my lord..."

I WANT YOU TO HOLD IT.

"W-what!? Me!?"

YES. THE STONE IS NOW WITHIN YOU. IT WILL GRANT YOU THE POWER OVER NEW LIFE, BUT DO NOT USE IT UNLESS TRULY NEEDED. MAXINE, IF YOU DIE THE STONE WILL BE LOST FOREVER. I WILL BE WITH YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY. NOW GO.

Maxine 2010/10/05(Tue)23:07 No. 239303 ID: cf68aa
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Maxine nods and flies off. She gathers the other angels and they all begin to evacuate

Where is Arcelo...?

She flies to where he last stood.
The Soul Stealer man is there with pieces of Arcelo's blade attached to the orbs that surround him.
Arcelo is nowhere to be found.


"Another one...?"

>>239298
I need some feedback on this.
Also? Yes, I am. I can respect his desire to stay out of this, but if he chooses to remain neutral then he has a responsibility for seeing to it that we at least have the chance to defend the circle of life.
Of course, if the afterlife and reincarnation function perfectly well without angels (thus meaning the involvement of angels is unnecessary and pointless), or god is willing to run them himself, then I see no reason to go against his plan.
If, however, the cycle WILL be broken after the evacuation then I see absolutely no reason why the cycle should be tied to this place.

if you can get Arcelo's soul out safely then do so and then run. if not then just run, we'll think of something.

>>239303
RUN!

>>239302
@god: Oh, hey, another roommate! Calling you by your title is a bit awkward, so can we get a nice proper noun? Otherwise, I'm gonna call you Bob.
So, why the non-involvement? Maintaining the sanctity of free will?

>>239303
Well. Um. I'm betting you should either run or use the power of life against him. Running is preferable since we don't even know if they'd be affected by your new power.

>>239307
Oh, Maxine, this is kind of important: When a person dies, where does their soul go? What's the post-death landing point?

Suggestion 2010/10/06(Wed)22:32 No. 239730 ID: cf68aa
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>>239337
Uhmm... It's either here or the world of Solum.

>>239305
Running sounds good!

Maxine continues flying off.
She suddenly feels something tug on her sleeve.
One of the orbs is pulling at the fabric and no amount of tugging seems to break her free

Dammit!

>"You have the stone inside of you. I can sense it. Give it to me. The stone. Give it to me."

>>239730
Planeshift back to the mortal realm and get your ass to the Dark Elf kingdom. Although god may have said this responsibility shouldn't be forced on them, everything they are mandates that they be given a chance to help.
Don't place its defense in their hands directly, though. Instead ask for them to spread word that you will accept volunteers who wish to help.

... Say, if soulless eat souls for energy then what happens if you reincarnate all the souls he's digesting? Wouldn't that cause him to suffer a sudden burning hunger and crippling weakness?

>>239730
Cut it if you can, disrobe if you can't. Now is not the time for modesty now is the time to run! They are attacking heaven for the very stone you have! Scream for help and for everyone to evacuate, if Gods order wasn't heard by them already.

@Mu
The Dark world is attacking heaven as we speak. So far they have kidnapped the shopkeep and perhaps Cecil's group, Heaven is being evacuated and right now our angel friend Maxine has the key to all reincarnation and is trying to escape. Since you're in the dark elf city you two should go inform King Sils of this and their other actions.

>>239737
Yea, reincarnate all the souls he's eaten. If he seems weak enough, then grab his head and planeshift out with it - JUST the head, no body.
Then immediately reincarnate him.

>>239730
Remember: The power of life is the last resort. Try blasting the orb with light magic first.

i agree, destroying the sleeve or dead i would say get rid of the sleeve and anything it's attached to if you can't break it.

Suggestion 2010/10/06(Wed)23:01 No. 239746 ID: cf68aa
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Draining the souls within him 'may' work but I simply can't risk it.
Once wrong move and the Reincarnation Stone will be lost.

Maxine focuses her powers and warps out of Celestia, just as three orbs slam into where she was.

Maxine 2010/10/06(Wed)23:02 No. 239749 ID: cf68aa
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She is warped back to the earth.

Well... Made it...
no idea where I am though.

And there goes my wings...

>>239749
There's a thing over there. Go to it.

>>239749
What's on the horizon?

once we get a orientation point it would be easy.

@gram:are you walking towards the item the necklaced picked up?

Maxine 2010/10/06(Wed)23:19 No. 239755 ID: cf68aa
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>>239753
-Gram
You mean Ligh Elf City? I was walking in that general direction, yeah.
------------------------------

Maxine walks to the place in the horizon

Oh... Great...

well, at least we have a sense of direction now.

>>239755
You're an angel. This is a catfolk city. Don't worry.
There should be a few Dark Elves in the city guard to deal with any soulless that crop up. Seek them out and ask them if any of them would be interested in escorting you to whoever can quickly and reliably send messages, and playing the role of honor guard.

Maxine 2010/10/06(Wed)23:38 No. 239759 ID: cf68aa
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>>239756
I guess..

>>239758
Yeah. I also need to recharge for a while. All this negative energy isn't helping me either..
Just go with someone else for now. I need to rest and pray.

>>239759
[switch to Gram]
Hey wassup, bro.

>>239759
If you think that prayer will help, then knock yourself out.

[Switch to god]
Hey bro, what's up?

[switch to mu]

So what's wrong with this place? Getting to civilization at all is good enough really, we can get things done. Where is it in relation to the other cities?

@Gram
Well Gram, currently heaven is under attack by the dark world and the angels are evacuating, Maxine is carrying the power of all reincarnation, they kidnapped the I Shop guy and probably Cecil's group too. So you should probably mention this to the authorities in the light elf city, if they listen at all. Also since they seem to be attacking all who can oppose them, it might be a bit more important and dangerous to be gathering Items right now. Fair warning.

[Switch to Mu]
Any progress on seeing the king? We should also see Sils can't do something about deciphering those weird books. If they are directions for making those items it might be enough to help save the world and stuff.

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)00:02 No. 239771 ID: cf68aa
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>>239768
-Gram
As if some wimpy light fairy is gonna stop me. I'll just kick their ass if they even attempt to mess with me.
--------------------------------

Oh, hello again.
We're at the Dark Elf city walls.
however, someone is blocking the way.

... god damn. that guy is everywhere. that is the collector, he only want's the items. that gambling necklace. he want's it and will kill you to get it. you CAN kill him. it just makes him go away and heal and come back later. but he doesn't attack inside cities, keeps hordes from coming after him.

>>239771
Could you show us a better angle on him? Looking at him from behind is dramatic and all, but it's kinda hard to help you if we can't tell what you're looking at.

Ask him who he is and what he wants. If you want to do some PsyOps, then lean forward, use your arms to push up your cleavage, leer, and ask him how skilled he is is with that arm in as sultry a tone as possible.

Is that the fucking Collector? Be careful, Mu. This guy doesn't mess around. Also, whatever defeats him once won't work the next time.

>>239773
If that doesn't work, then say the following without thinking about it:
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Mu, you have the gauntlet right? This guy can never be defeated the same way twice... and if we are right about havoc being random... Well, even if not I doubt he's been launched into the sky before.

[Havoc the Collector]

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)00:41 No. 239781 ID: cf68aa
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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Mu hears a voice within her head.

kkk... WHY WOULD EVEN WANT GO AS FAR LIKE THAT....?

Damn.

The Collector attacks with a piercing jab at Mu's torso.
She disconnects from her lower half and dodges the attack.

"HAVOC!"

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)00:44 No. 239782 ID: cf68aa
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[Havoc has unlocked Blood Spear: The caster's own blood is used as a weapon. If the caster has no blood blood is drained from the nearest party member.]

Teri starts to feel light headed as blood rushes from her head. It forms a pointed spear with skewers the Collector. He staggers back in pain and shock

I didn't mean to do that...
He seems wounded but not defeated.

>>239782
Use your arms to rip his mask off and shred his clothes while he's weak. Steal EVERYTHING you can.

shit, how much pull can you get with your arms? think you could grab his body and that third arm and rip it off?

@teri: maybe you should back up a little? that didn't look pleasant.

Shit! Well, take this opportunity, attack and try to grab an item off of him, if you can do that crush thing that would be great. And if you get the item keeping him alive we can finally kill this monster!

@Teri
Oh god are you ok?!? This power is dangerously random we're so sorry.

>>239782
Smashy smashy. See if you can imprison him or something.

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)01:02 No. 239792 ID: cf68aa
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>>239787
Teri faints

>>239789
Sounds good.

Mu uses her reinforced paper to trap the Collector. She can feel him slamming against her walls.

>>239792
Oooh how much control do you have like that? STRIP HIM NAKED!

perfect, if you can, then reach inward and rip everything you can off of him.

>>239794
>>239793

Oh, hey, exactly what I suggested, only waiting longer to do it! >>239784

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)01:16 No. 239797 ID: cf68aa
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I'm trying to grab him but my paper is too thin.
I can't h-

RIP

Damn

okay, change of plans. ball all your paper up into a huge sphere and wreaking ball him.

>>239797
[Havoc The Collector]
Don't try to capture him, just steal what you can!

...Figures. Just try to grab again and squeeze him more and drag him away, and use another Havoc after you get some distance from Teri. She'll live through that, but another blood lance will certainly kill her.

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)01:50 No. 239802 ID: cf68aa
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"Havoc!"

[Item 7 has used The World.]

Time has stopped. Mu does not know for how long but time is frozen for everyone around her.

>>239802
AWESOME

STEAL ALL HIS STUFF THEN SMASH HIS FACE IN!

>>239802
HOLY CRAP
TAKE EVERYTHING, THEN KILL HIM SUPERDEAD.

>>239802
STEAL EVERYTHING FROM HIM! DON'T BE CAREFUL, JUST RIP IT ALL OFF!
If any time is left then slit his throat.

RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR HIS ITEMS!!

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)01:58 No. 239807 ID: cf68aa
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Mu runs forward and begins taking things off The Collector. She manages to pull a small bag which is heavy with items off of him before the spell wears off.
He glares at her, his third arm inches from her face.

>>239807
Papercut his head off. I can basically guarantee he has never had his head papercut off.

>>239807
SONOFABITCH NOT ENOUGH TIME! Ok... last shot here so make it count, we need to kill him even without taking anything else!

[HAVOC]

>>239809
Yea, I guess.
Oh, and for parting words:
"You lost your power because you were a shitty god. Stop trying."

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)02:10 No. 239811 ID: cf68aa
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"Havoc!"

Item 7 stops shining.

[Item 7 uses Teleseal: Seal and teleport target to a random location for a random amount of time. If no enemies are nearby the target becomes the nearest party member. If no party member is nearby the target becomes the caster]

The Collector seems to fold in on himself. He makes one more desperate lunge for the small bag in Mu's hand before he is teleported away

>>239811
Hooray!
Quickly! Tell us the numbers of everything in the bag!

>>239811
I'm very ok with this. Rather he was dead, but it'll do. Get Teri and bring her inside, someone will be able to help her I'm sure.

>>239811
Okay this is awesome. Get Teri inside the city and some medical treatment administered while we inspect the bag!

well then, wont be seeing him for a while. check what sweet loot you got.

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)02:26 No. 239816 ID: cf68aa
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Teri is in stable condition. She's breathing fine.

Mu opens the bag and examines the contents.

Dried up meat and a water flask, I guess he needs to eat and drink as well..
There's a faded photo here as well.
What's this...? Item VII!? A third part!?
I've never-!?!?!
ITEM 2!?

>>239816
Put on Item VII part 3!
Use Item II to REMOVE DEATH from Teri!
Let us have a better look at that picture!

Whoa. I thought the Collector was some kind of force of nature, since it didn't keep most of the Items it took... That picture- we must inspect it!

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)02:39 No. 239822 ID: cf68aa
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Mu tries to put on the third piece to Item 7. the smooth part on the ends seems to fit into her gauntlet but it doesn't stick.
She reaches for Item 2 but as soon as she touches it it shrinks.


There's a Trial placed on it...
As for the third piece it seems I'll need both gauntlets to use it fully..

As for the picture it appears to be a female elf.
Odd, she lacks the wings of a light elf and the signature wavy/curly hair of a dark elf.

>>239822
Take Teri to the local inn and take the trial.
She's probably a light/dark elf.

>>239822
A half-breed. Dark/Light elf. There is another one we know of... Felix, his name was.

>>239825
Actually, we'll have a go at it first.

[ITEM VII TAKES TRIAL FOR ITEM II]

>>239822
I'm surprised the Collector hasn't been using it... what could it's challenge be that he couldn't complete? Maybe you can succeed where he failed. He's supposed to have Item I as well, that might make Item II useless against him. I don't know what all this means but at least we're getting somewhere now.

You still have to go and talk to King Sils about everything. Maybe he'll have insights on the Items as well, or even possess some. When Teri feels better you can go.

>>239827
If that's not an option, then:

@Item II's Keeper: Psst! Hey! How's it hanging, bro?

>>239822
Probably his dark past motivation bullshit.

Look, Mu, we need you to take this Item, and us, to Gram. Shit's hit the fan and he needs to collect the Ten First Items.

Just trust us in this, okay?

Mu 2010/10/07(Thu)19:50 No. 240135 ID: cf68aa
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Mu takes Teri to a nearby Inn. She pays for the night and lays her down in a bed.
She seems a little paler then usual but otherwise fine.

She examines Item 2.

Hmm.... The Trial placed on this Item is difficult.
I can tell it won't kill me if I fail though... It seems it would do something far far worse then death.

I can take it at any time though the power of death does not appeal to me.

>>239831
He may have the Items, they do not matter to me anymore.

>>240135

Most excellent! Next time we meet up you can hand them over. In fact, it might be faster to have you both seeking them at the same time...

oh? thank you then. running to him NOW though is silly since teri is down at the moment.

>>240135
Well, I suppose we can have Gram take the trial instead.
At any rate, you have a royal to meet.

>>240135
>they do not matter to me anymore.
Glad to hear it, what with the whole world being in danger and all that. It'd be a bit harder to restore your master with the dark worlders mucking things about. I'm still not certain it's a great idea to gather them all, but desperate times and measures and such.

Be sure to head out early tomorrow, who knows if and when that freak might head back to cause trouble. We'll go and make sure things go ok on the other end. Good night, and thanks for being cool with everything.

[Switch to Gram]
How goes it?

Gram 2010/10/08(Fri)00:26 No. 240243 ID: cf68aa
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>>240148
Yes... It is getting late now anyway. The meeting will have to wait.
As for Item 2, I'll let Gram deal with it. If he dies I suppose I would be okay with that.
Good night.
---------------------------------

Stupid girls... Leave me to set up all by myself.
this sucks.

hehe, yeah, as the man of the group you have to do all the heavy lifting. anyway, Mu got in a fight with the collector and stole a bag from him. inside was a REALLY REALLY old picture and a third chunk of us, seems we aren't just a pair of gauntlets. AND item 2, it has a trial on it, of course. and Mu said that she doesn't really care about them anymore and she will let you have them, partially cause she doesn't care if you fail the trials.

Ah suck it up trust me it's less trouble this way. Things have been interesting on the other end, you'll be pleased to know Mu isn't out to kill you anymore. She's even willing to give you some of the items if you need to complete the 1-10 set. Which is good... since she just fought the Collector and stole from him Item II and a third part of us. He is... rather pissed at the moment, but we got lucky and got rid of him for a while.

>>240243
Oh, also, the Dark Worlders appear to have seized control of heaven and the apocalypse is nigh.
So, whacha working on? Is that a tent?

>>240243
Sup?

How's it going with the girl you know is madly in love with you in all but name but I can;t remember her name so I'm referring to her in this way that is sure to get a reaction out of you?

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)20:28 No. 240974 ID: cf68aa
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>>240246>>240247

Item 2 and a EXTRA part of Item 7!?
That very interesting... And Mu's willing to give them to me hmm?
It seems I'm getting even closer to my goal.. If I can just get the first ten... Yes.. I think that will be enough for me.

>>240248
Wut?

>>240260
Wut...?

yes, luckily nearly all the angels managed to Evac so losses were low. and Maxine is now in charge of all babies ever.

not sure what that last thing is about...

>>240974
We still don't know what your ultimate goal is.
Oh, and yea, apocalypse now. Ending with a whimper. That whole bit.

So, is that a tent or not? It's hard to tell with our limited vision.

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)20:45 No. 241002 ID: cf68aa
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>>240980>>240981
Hmm... After much consideration I've decided that this problem is waaaay over my head and thus none of my concern.
And yes it's a tent. I made two of them.

well, while it may be over your head now i am pretty sure it would be a simple matter for someone with godly powers, so we'll shelf it until you get enough items.

so figure out who is sleeping where?

It'll be over your head until it comes crashing down on it. This is Bad News, boyo. If for no other reason than these guys will be and have already begun targeting people of power, anyone who can possibly resist them. That includes golems with Items.

Pitching a tent huh? Well then let us give you some privacy.

You do realize this means war right? That somehow your item collecting is going to get your shit involved with this dark world mumbo jumbo and you have to be a big damn hero as you, Mu, and your Master all make up and get down and dirty with the soul stealers with some spells and powerful items.

It's inevitable. Dude, you're gonna have to have an awkward "sorry I killed you master" talk with her.

>>241002
Su is going to want to sleep with you. Whoever else happens to be with you will take the other.

Personally I think Mu is still going to try to attack you when you meet her. Let's be careful.

Maybe we should set up a drop box location so they don't actually have to meet... and so people won't attack them both at once. Cecil's house? Master L's?

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)21:52 No. 241064 ID: cf68aa
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>>241021
No, screw that. I'm no hero. I'm making up for all the bad crap I did but there's no way I'm risking my life. From what I can tell all this bad crap is happening here so I'm leaving as soon as I get the other Items.
A drop box location sounds good. Let's have it be master L's place since he is neutral. Or even central.

as for who I'm staying with I guess it'll b-

-Tikka
>"Hey Gram! I got my pillows and junk, ready to head in?"

>"Uhm... Gram... I..."

Huh, looks like I'm pretty popular today.

>>241064
Take Su to bed with you.

>>241064
One on each side!

LIVING THE DREAM

have Su say her bit, she seems nervous about something.

@su: take a deep breath and calm down then say it all in one go.

>>241070
Su, always

>>241064
@Tikka
If you're uh... planning on what we discussed earlier... you've got our support but... I don't think it's something you could leave Su out of. If that's something you want to talk with her privately about, and maybe then you can help the both of them.

I'm not sure what Tikka is after here.

@Tikka: What are your intentions?

Events will probably happen forcing you to be hero-like. Whether or not you'd truly be a hero is debatable and irrelevant. You're probably going to get caught up in this storm. Odds are still likely your Master and Mu are going to get heavily involved as well. It's just easy to see that your all probably going to make up, how and when? Don't ask us it's just probably going to happen after a few conflicts. Trust me, I know my inevitable shit when I see it. It just takes time.

Tikka has nice tits and Su is just a innocent little blind teen with a dumb crush. Sleep in Tikka's tent. Su will learn eventually to fall with someone else, someone that could treat her like a real woman.

You and Tikka are fucked up enough that hey, you know, just whatever. This romance shit is balls anyway, just sleep in Tikka's tent. Su needs to grow up and not be so dependant like a little puppy, even if she is blind, she can't go have a stupid " future knight in shining armor" view of you.

say "fine, you can both sleep with me, but tell me next time BEFORE you I set up both tents"

@Gram feel free to ignore the others, but do consider the following.

You are a murderer, one who has hardly repented for his actions, your hands still hold little else but blood. They are cold beyond just the fact you are a golem. You hardly have the right to claim any affection from these persons... consider yourself lucky. But thats all you are, lucky so far, you are far from worthy or deserving to have any closeness at this juncture.

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)22:24 No. 241091 ID: cf68aa
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"fine, you can both sleep with me, but tell me next time BEFORE you I set up both tents"

>"What!? Uhm... One sec Gram."

Tikka grabs Su and talks to her privately.

>"Hey Su can I talk to you for a sec?"

>"What's wrong Tikka?"

>"Hey I was just wondering if I could sleep with Gram tonight?"

>"??? Why?"

>"Well I think you need to learn to sleep on your own you know? A girl like you has to build up courage. Get what I mean?"

>"I... I guess..."

>"Cool. So we're good?"

>"Uhm... I..."

>"all right. I knew you'd agree with me."

@su: you aren't going to let her just push you around are you? she is saying you need courage so show her you have it. you don't want to sleep with gram out of fear, you just want to.

>>241090
While you're correct, the idea and the thoughts in one's mind have more to do with that than sheer weight of acts. It's not a math of how many you save or how many you killed. To put it that way devalues the lives of both to mere numbers.

It's more about being repentant. Feeling shame and regret fro your actions means you're far less likely to do them again. Saying "I'm sorry" is nothing more than a promise not to err in that way again... and so feeling that regret and shame, as well as reticence towards said actions will repent more than simply saving as many as you killed, or twice that number, or ten times, or the whole world.

>>241091
@Tikka
Well... that'll work. But be quiet. And don't carry anything magic for her to look notice... moving around. If you do end up waking her you're going to have to include her, got it?

@Su
Oh no worries, you'll get your turn again. And this way you can convince her to switch the arrangement next time. Just be sure to face away from them so those glowy Items they have don't distract you from getting sleep.

>>241091
@Tikka: You know she's fallen in love with Gram, right? Love trumps fun.

@tikka: oh, just remembered, you said you would teach the both of them.

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)22:56 No. 241109 ID: cf68aa
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>>241094
>"I.... Uhm...."

>"Well see ya later."

She pats Su on the back and walks off.

>"......"
----

>>241090
Whatever. I never said I was interested in romance anyway. I'm aware I was evil but... That wasn't me. that isn't who I am now.
Just...

>"Gram~"

"??? Tikka?"

>"Hey Su said she wants to sleep on her own so it looks like you're bunking with me tonight."

"Really? Oh. i guess that's okay. Well, come in."

Gram enters the tent with Tikka close behind him. She zips up the tent and lays down.

>"So, Gram...~"

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)22:56 No. 241110 ID: cf68aa
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"G' Night."

Gram rolls over and closes his eyes.

>"................."

hmm, what is she talking about now?

>>241110
You kinda have to lead the way, Tikka. And, uh, explain. He's like a twelve-year-old in terms of this, you have to teach him.

>>241109
You're gonna have to be assertive and wake his ass up. Subtlety will get you exactly nowhere. Remember, the point of this is that he has things he needs to learn.

@tikka: like we said, you need to teach him every about it. luckily he doesn't really fall asleep that fast.

Gram 2010/10/09(Sat)23:12 No. 241120 ID: cf68aa
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Tikka crawls over to Gram.

>"Hey Gram, remember what you did to me back at Cecil's place? When you were 'learning' about girls?"

"Hmm...? Yeah."

>"Well... Do you wanna continue the lesson?"

"mmm... Not really. I'm tired."

>"................................."

>>241120
First lesson: when a girl wants you now, she gets you now.

>>241120
Tell him you'd like to whenever he is ready. Perhaps with Su. Bring it up to the both of them the next morning.

... tell him to schedule a time then. and i guess you can switch back with Su then. since she probably just wants to sleep. or you can just sleep here.

>>241120
@Tikka: Ask if he's about to run out of mana.

>>241120
Do you have a stamina-giving spell?

Anyway, if you want him to want you you're going to take matters into your own hands.
Or mouth.

@Tikka

Is it really worth all this trouble? you can do better than this! You've got it, if Gram can't see it, his loss.

Gram 2010/10/10(Sun)00:50 No. 241157 ID: cf68aa
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>"..... Are you running low on mana or something....?"

"mmm.... Not really. Just wanna go to sleep."

Tikka grabs Gram and spins him around

"!? Hey what're yo-OW! That hurts! Don't pull that!"

>"Shut it golem boy! I knew you were a little clueless but not even a braindead croc is THIS dense!"

"Ow ow ow ow! Tikka that hurts!"

>"Be quiet or you'll wake up Su!"

"What are you doing!? Get off before I kick you out of here!"

@gram, we are doing this for your own good. just lay back and try to enjoy it.

>>241157
@Tikka: Don't use any more force on his soft bits than you would use on your own.
Explain what you are doing and why.
Use your mouth, not your teeth.

>>241157
Gram you lack certain... skills, we'll say. Frankly, you're an idiot when it comes to people and doubly so with women. To begin with you're too rough, can't even give a hug without bruising people. And there's how you need to treat a lady. This if for your own good, and anyone you ever get close to. Now just relax and pay attention!

The hurting is a bit much though, we'll ask her to ease up.

@Tikka
Now now, teaching him how not to bruise won't be any easier if you yank him around like that. Sets a bad example, he'll just end up throttling your tits again.

>>241157
She wants to do things to you, and for you to do things to her. Things that feel good. Stop being rude. Ask her about it if you want... I'm sure she won't do anything you don't want to.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)01:15 No. 242014 ID: cf68aa
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>>241194>>241166>>241160

Enjoy what!? What's she doing!?

Tikka keeps rubbing Gram, but gentler. He shivers.

"Wh-what was that..?"

>"Pleasure. I'm gonna teach you how to handle a girl and how to make them feel good. But first I'm gonna make you feel good. Got a problem?"

"I-I..."

>"Want me to stop?"

"..... Not rea-"

>"Good."

Gram grabs onto a sheet and almost rips it in half as Tikka continues

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)01:16 No. 242016 ID: cf68aa
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Mmm....?
Woah...
What happened last night...?

can't tell you exactly, but it seems you just learned what that thing between your leg's does.


is that blood?

>>242016
How do you feel?

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)01:38 No. 242029 ID: cf68aa
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>>242019
I feel... Pretty damn good honestly.

>>242018
Oh yeah... Wow, that was pretty intense. I don't even remember most of all.
It just.... It was like that pull I felt, only so much stronger.

.... blood?

Gram jumps up. There's a small trail of blood in the tent leading outside.

get 21 and follow that trail.

>>242029
Follow it!

@tikka: you okay?

@Su: you okay?

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)04:31 No. 242050 ID: cf68aa
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Gram follows the trail of blood.
It leads him to a small nearby river.
Tikka's body is next to it

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)04:32 No. 242051 ID: cf68aa
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Oh god...
What happened...?

Did I...
Did I kill her?
I don't remember killing her.

>>242050
I doubt it. See how the blood is smeared? If she moved on her own then it would have been in droplets and pools. The streaks mean she was dragged here.

First: Use item 21 on her.
Second: Is she alive? If not, use a Phoenix Down. They're in limited supply, but she needs it and we need her.

>>242051
No, it was probably that guy behind you.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)04:43 No. 242054 ID: cf68aa
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The Items...? OH! I left them in the tent!

Gram turns around and sees a blood covered Su.
She sways in spot, a bloodied knife in her hand

>"Gram.... She was hurting you... I wanted to protect you... I didn't... I didn't mean to..."

She holds the blade against her wrist.
Gram slowly walks up to her.

"Su... Su she wasn't hurting me... It's okay. We can bring her back to life remember..?"

Okay I'm pretty sure this is a dream. Hmm, I know a good way to test that... or just a good way to keep Su from doing anything to herself.

[switch to su]

>>242054
@Su: Ah... I think we should have Tikka give you a talk about the birds and the bees.
AFTER we get you some counseling, because you've just gone through an emotional wringer and you need to talk to somebody.

For now, just put the knife down. Don't blame yourself; it was an honest mistake and you thought you were doing the right thing.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)05:06 No. 242060 ID: cf68aa
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"Just put the knife down. Don't blame yourself; it was an honest mistake and you thought you were doing the right thing..."

Gram goes cold as he feels the blade cut through his abdomen. Su watches as he falls to the ground.

Well, at least it wasn't a collecter making off with all your items.

...

You should take care of this before a collector makes off with all your items.

>>242060
Gram? You don't bleed. Wake up.
[Switch to Su]
Su, stop being mind controlled and help your team.

>>242060
Yep, this is a dream. You're made of stone, Gram. Su would have no way of stabbing you. WAKE UP!

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)05:26 No. 242066 ID: cf68aa
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Su lifts Gram back up. She glares at him

>"Tell me Gram.... How does it feel to be betrayed by someone you trust?"

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)05:26 No. 242067 ID: cf68aa
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Gram wakes up

????
What just happened?

>>242067

You were visited by the personification of karma. It happens to a lot of anti-heroes.

>>242067
You had another dream. That was your Master, wasn't it? I suspect that she's directly responsible for that dream... On the other hand it could be your guilty conscience, since you did basically just do to Su exactly what your Master did to you.

Oh right also you may want to get dressed and check on everyone.

8I

Pay it no mind at all, just a dream.

yeah, looks like it's a dream based on how you feel. you are telling yourself that Su likes you more then she let on. you need to find her and say sorry. even f she doesn't know what about.

>>242067
Ok, yea, we need to find a way to resurrect your master so she'll stop haunting your dreams.

Moving right along, go give Su a hug. Then kiss her.

and while it may seem bad right now you needed to learn from someone who would tell you when you are doing something wrong. Su would of needed her arm crushed before she told you you were squeezing it too hard.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)18:32 No. 242274 ID: cf68aa
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>>242068
My master...? Gah.. Last thing I need is a nightmare about her.
>>242069>>242084>>242152
What the hell? I don't like Su. What happened last night was just teaching me things.
Good things..
...............

!!
Anyway I don't think I have to go running to her apologizing.

Hmm... It's quiet outside.

>>242274
... Is this going to be one of those dream-in-a-dream-in-a-dreams?

okay, so it seems there WAS blood, just got amplified by nightmare vision. dig out 21 and follow it.

>>242274
Get Item 21. Go see how everybody is.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)18:49 No. 242284 ID: cf68aa
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Gram grabs Item 21 and leaves the tent. he sees Tikka a short distance away rubbing her face with a cloth.
He walks up to her, once she spots him she just glares.

>"Morning Gram. Sleep well...?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Are you okay? There was blood and-"

>"You don't remember? You broke my nose last night and knocked me out."

"What!?"

>"Yeah. Apparently it was too much too soon or something."

oh...
well i guess her you need to say sorry to.

guess you just freaked out due to stimulus overload.

>>242284
Sprinkle some 21 on her, then check on Su.
@Tikka: Lemme guess... He threw his stone head back right into your nose, right?
Yea, that's one of the reasons I said you should use your mouth instead of your hands; it requires that you not be in the back.

Tikka, I think it's time to look into bondage gear. It's kinky, and in your case, safety equipment.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)20:01 No. 242323 ID: cf68aa
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>>242295
-Tikka
If I'd done that he might've snapped my neck backwards.
We didn't even get to do it..
--------------------------------------

Gram tries to heal her but she's already healed herself.
They pack up camp and head off again.
After a few hours journey they make it to the Light Elf forest.

Wow.
That's a big gate.

be very polite. light elves are a lot less laid back then dark elves.

>>242323
Politness to the point of passing out.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)21:39 No. 242362 ID: cf68aa
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>>242324
Right.

he walks up to the guardian. He glares at him.

>"Stop, what business do you have here?"

>>242362
"I'm a collector in search of the 207 Items in order to combat the growing soulless menace."

>>242355
Oh nothing too important, thought we'd sightsee and hit up some shops and, oh, maybe you guys might like to know about a Dark World threat to the entire mortal realm. Those strongest and most capable of resistance are being targeted first, some of the most powerful mages have already been attacked. The realm of Heaven itself has been ordered evacuated. We thought just maybe your king would like to hear a bit about that.

>>242373
no
>>242368
yes

>>242378
Hurm. Maybe.

@Tikka
You know how to handle these guys? Maybe you should do the talking.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)23:15 No. 242410 ID: cf68aa
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"I'm a collector in search of the 207 Items in order to combat the growing soulless menace."

>"The Items..? One moment."

The light elf simply melts through the door.
After a moment of waiting Gram feels something hit him in the neck hard knocking him to the ground.
Pieces of his neck break off and he's stunned.

The light elf flies down into view.


>"We were warned someone would come here asking for them. Now with the male gone you females will be taken in for questioning."

>>242410
Tikka: Pick up the Fire Item.

"No."

>>242410
How rude. [Kill him with Item 7]
@Tikka: Cover Su. This is going to get messy...

just take him out with whatever. you can never take a light elf down for good so normal killing is fine.

Gram 2010/10/11(Mon)23:32 No. 242428 ID: cf68aa
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>>242416
Tikka and Su duck as Gram unleashes the raw power of Item 10.
A simple glance at the Light Elf sends a flash of fire in his direction.
The Elf has no time to react and before he knows it a cocoon surrounds his body.

>"Woah... You made a light elf go into cocoon mode. Nice."

"That was pretty easy. Never underestimate the first ten Items."

>>242428
Wait for him to pop back out and ask if he's changed his mind. If not, 'kill' him again.

>>242428
Kick the cocoon over and shout "IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT ALL YOUR VISITORS? I AM APPALLED AT HOW RUDE YOU HAVE BEEN!"

gram, i know you don't normally do it but could you drain all his mana so that when he comes out he is helpless?

Gram 2010/10/12(Tue)00:28 No. 242452 ID: cf68aa
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Gram attempts to kick the cocoon but is knocked back from it.

Some kind of force field I guess..

He examines the giant gate trying to find a way in.

Suddenly the world goes dark.

>>242452
Shed some light on this with the laserball, just set it to superglow

hmmm, we'll see if Su can see through it.
[switch to Su]

Su 2010/10/12(Tue)00:43 No. 242460 ID: cf68aa
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>>242456
----------------------------------------
Ti >"Gram I can't see anything!!!"

>"Neither can I!"

Su can still see that magic. Someone rushes and slams into Gram knocking him back.

???
>"Ow! Are you made of stone!? Nevermind... No direct attacks I supposed..."

the person pulls out a faint magical blade.

@gram, we'll have to do this by proxy. someone is in front of you and they just pulled out a slightly magic sword. use a different item to attack with, they are expecting a fire-blast.

>>242460
Su: You know that force item you have? Slam this guy into the ground, then pull his blade away.

@Gram: "You people are horrible hosts! I'm going to file a complaint with the Central Tourism board!"

Su 2010/10/12(Tue)02:22 No. 242473 ID: cf68aa
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Su uses her Item to slam the person into the ground.

Gram
>"You people are terrible! Is this how you treat guests!?"

>"Guests!? You're nothing more then a bunch of thieves trying to steal from us and destroy our land!"

>>242473
Hmm. Can the force item pull as well as push? Grab that bright glowy thing he's got.

>>242473
@Gram: "STEAL?!? I AM NO THIEF!
I came here to NEGOTIATE! If you refused to part with it then I would have LEFT PEACEFULLY!
You didn't even ask me to leave before you attacked!
Your actions belie your true intentions - you decided to try and steal from me!

I will give you ONE LAST CHANCE to cease this nonsense and settle this civilly."

>>242477
@Su: Keep smacking him around. See if you can get that item away from him.

>>242477

Su 2010/10/12(Tue)22:26 No. 242750 ID: cf68aa
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Su's Item seems to have no effect on the attacker. They get back and and draw a blade.

-Gram
>"Thief!? We just came here to talk to your leader!"

>"Exactly what a thief would want us to think. We know you're after 'it'"

>"'It'!? I don't even know what 'it' is!"

>"Sure you don't"

FUCK THEM.

Seriously. Fuck them. We'll send someone else, like Maxine, to get the item.

And when the Soulless come, they will have only themselves to defend themselves, because we will be too damn busy with everywhere else.

Leave.

>>242750
@Gram: Use the orb. It's light, so it might banish this horrible dark. "Bullshit. I can see right through your lies; you don't care about the truth, you just want an excuse to steal from me. This is your last chance for a peaceful resolution."
If he makes any sudden moves after the light comes on then order us to kill him so we can make contact and assail his mind directly.

@Gram: "would a theif have walked up to the FRONT GATE and asked about it?!" just... kill him with something.

Su, we can't react fast enough to tell gram entirely what to do, tell him where elf man is standing.

>>242754
@Su: "Gemini"

"Typical pretentious Light Elf, I swear your entire race born with a stick up their ass. Do you execute every visitor on the case they might be a thief, murderer, or litterer? Because anybody just might be. Hell, maybe you've stolen some change from your mother's purse. I should call the guards and they'll come and say 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, oh wait, look men! He twitched, he's resisting arrest! THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!'"

Su 2010/10/12(Tue)23:14 No. 242787 ID: cf68aa
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>>242774
-Gram
>Heh, I think saying that may not be so good. But I agree with it.

>>242759
Nothing happens

>>242754
The Item is locked with a Trial.

>"I can see right through your lies; you don't care about the truth, you just want an excuse to steal from me. This is your last chance for a peaceful resolution."

The Light elf let's down the darkness

>"No, this is your last chance to prove to me that I should not kill you."

>>242787
Ask who told him that you were coming to steal shit. Was it someone called Mr Blue?

>>242787
"We came to your doors with the intention of helping you, ultimately, fight against the Soulless. We can call a dragon here to back up our story, if you want."

"I'm an ally of Cecil Von Central? He's the famous mage that killed Dart? The lady wearing glasses with me lives with him."

"Because I walked right up to the front door, told you my intentions, and did not attack first."

>>242795
Namedropping her might not do much good, but if we can't convince them we meant no harm... invoking the ring might be necessary.

>>242787
@Gram: "I came here and stated my intentions openly and for that I was attacked unprovoked. I acted to defend myself and my friends, no more. When you attacked we sought to disarm you and protect ourselves.
If actions aren't proof enough of my peaceful intent, then I dare say there are no words which could sway your mind.

With that said, I notice you have Item [The number that it is], the item of Darkness. I would like to negotiate for it, but if you are unwilling to part with it then as an Item holder there are things that you need to know."

>>242838

>>242838
Oh, I almost forgot:
@Su: "Crocadon" "Dragon"
If either of those work then say 'I would have thought our restraint proof of peaceful intent.'
"Human"

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)09:35 No. 242918 ID: cf68aa
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>>242864
Too big

"Who the hell told you that!? Was it some creepy lookin dude with a third arm called Mr. Blue?"

>"!? How did you-"

"That orb around your neck, he collects things like that. He kills for them. Probably hoped you'd take me out, take mine and then come after yours. We're not thieves, we're 'peacefully' looking to acquire these Items."

>"...... Why should I give it to you? This belongs to the Light Elves."

The situation is still tense.
I need to say the right things, if I namedrop I might look like I'm relying on others..
If I say she's in danger it could be a threat.

>>242918
Explain, carefully, what the Soulless are planning.

yes, explain exactly what is going on. and that if they look around they will see a report of a MASSIVE amount of angels have shown up. they evacuated heaven because they struck there already.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)11:49 No. 242941 ID: cf68aa
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Gram explains the soulless's plan. He says that gaining the Items is the only way he can possible stop them.
At the mention of Soulless the Elf's eyes go wide.
This brief moment of emotion goes away soon and she regains her composure.

>"You say they attacked this 'celestia' but I've yet to see any angels around. While your story doesn't seem to be false there is simply no proof."

tell her to hold on a sec and we'll see if you can call one.

@maxine: hello? you feeling better? we are at the light elf city and they need to see an angel for proof. you don't have to come if you can get a message to another one.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)12:30 No. 242947 ID: cf68aa
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>>242943
"One second, there's a angel who I know personally. just give me a second and I'll send her over here."

>"Okay... hmm? is that her?"

Gram looks over his shoulder

"No... That's definitely not her.."

>>242947
FIRE

NO HESITATION

NO QUESTIONS

BURN THE FUCK OUT OF HIM AS HARD AS YOU FUCKING CAN

>>242948
no no, PRETEND you are gonna talk to him and then explode him.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)12:38 No. 242950 ID: cf68aa
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>>242948
Gram unleashes the power of Item 10.
The flames fly and hit their target. Gram keeps the flames on until he's certain the person is dead.

There...
What!?

Other then scorch marks on the ground and a hat there's no sign of Mr. Blue

There's nothing there... Not even ash.

shit! he may have turned invisible. b ready to respond and tell elf over there to darken the place so EVERYONE counts as invisible, nulling his advantage.

@su: did you see where he went? get closer to gram so you can't get attacked.

>>242950
He lolported. Look around. Is Su there?

Might be hiding in the hat, its probably an item anyway.

Also take his hat.

or it's a trap! poke the hat with a stick first.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)12:49 No. 242958 ID: cf68aa
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"Make it dark! Now!"

>"What!? Don't order me around y-"

"NOW DAMMIT!"

the Light Elf frowns at him and darkens the world. The last thing Gram sees is a hand emerging from the hat on the ground

>hand emerging from the hat on the ground

BURN HIM

PICK UP THE HAT, POINT 10 INTO IT AND DON'T STOP UNTIL... WELL DON'T STOP FOR A FEW HOURS

gram we are gonna have Su aim, you shoot us at him when lined up
@Su: get over to gram and aim us at him.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)13:00 No. 242963 ID: cf68aa
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>>242961
Su aims for Gram. when he's lined up with the man she tells him to fire.
More flames erupt from Item 10 but Mr. Blue seems to absorb them.
He walks to where the flames came from, closer to Gram

>>242963
So the hat absorbs everything?

Knock it from his hands with the force item, keep flaming.

>>242963
@Gram: Order us to kill the hat in an attempt to grab it.

@Tikka: How's your alchemy? Can you feel where people are by the weight on the ground? If not then we'll direct your targeting for some earth spikes...

@su: while he is preoccupied with that hit him in the face with 6.

He can block one item at a time, so attack a few different ways at once.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)13:15 No. 242977 ID: cf68aa
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Su attempts to use Item 6 on the hat.
It has no effect.
Gram makes the flames even stronger but they soon just flicker out

Damn it! Cooldown time now..

Mr. Blue walks up to Gram. Gram can hear him laughing.
Suddenly he gives out a yell as the light elf stabs him in the side with her blade.

>"Stupid normals. Can't even fight someone in the dark."

QUICK! while he is distracted stab him in the head and rip his hat off!

>>242977
[kill Mr. Blue]

KILL MURDER MAIM

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)13:24 No. 242981 ID: cf68aa
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>>242978>>242979

HOW CAN I ATTACK IF I CAN'T SEE!?
Educated guess time!

Gram stabs at where he last heard the Light Elf but misses.
Su can't exactly understand what she sees but it looks like Mr. Blue had grabbed the Light Elf and took her within the hat.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)13:25 No. 242982 ID: cf68aa
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Once she is gone light is restored.

"??? Where'd everyone go?"

grab that hat and jump inside! tell tikka to be ready to cut anything that comes out it!

>>242982
Sit on the hat, he probably went in there. Examine area.

>>242985
No wait.

Turn the hat inside out.

Hur.

>>242986
oh yeah, that may work, if not then yeah jump in after them.

>>242982
Grab the hat.
Hold on for all you're worth.

@Tikka: Reach into the hat and pull out "A Light Elf"

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)13:34 No. 242992 ID: cf68aa
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Gram reaches for the hat.
Before he can grab it something rolls out

oh god...
Did...
Did he 'kill' a light elf...?

well shit. at least she is ONLY dead, that isn't really hard to fix. anyway, see what happens if you squish the hat.

>>242992
Doubtful, now do what I said.
@Tikka: Correction, pull out "Item V"

>>242994
@Tikka: In addition to, not instead of.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)14:45 No. 243011 ID: cf68aa
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Gram picks up the hat and hands it to a horrified Tikka

>>242994

She reaches into the hat, something reaches back

TRIPLE GRAB! grab hold of that hand with us.and just start pulling as hard as you can.

>>243011
@Gram: Hit it with us!
@Tikka: Calm down. You can't kill a Light Elf like that, meaning that it's almost certainly fake.
Cast Thead or Ice on him or something.

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)21:22 No. 243256 ID: cf68aa
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>>243068
-Tikka
I can't use Wizard spells without my staff! Ugh, I hate alchemy.

Gram fires Item 7 at the hand while Tikka begins chanting.
Item 7 bounces off of it dealing no damage.
Tikka finishes her spell and freezes the arm along with her own. She winces in pain

Crap, my Items have no effect of his...

ack, not shoot. mean run grab it like you were shaking someone's hand and pull. trying to rip the whole arm off.

>>243256
Contact!
@Gram, Su, Tikka: Su, hold the hat, Gram and Tikka, pull as hard as you can.

@Mister Blue: Hello, Mister Blue. What do you hope to accomplish like this?

Gram 2010/10/13(Wed)21:46 No. 243285 ID: cf68aa
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Tikka grabs hold of the arm but before Gram can reach them it detaches off and shrinks causing the Ice on Tikka's arm to shatter.
The hat falls to the ground and rolls away.

>>243285
GRAB IT!

jump on it! keep the mouth facing away from you. find a rock big enough that it can't fit through the mouth of the hat. then set the hat down, mouth side up, and put the rock on top.

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>>243290
Gram does this.
The rock however seems to have no effect as the hat does not bend in any way.
It is sealed however.