LonelyWorld 2010/10/10(Sun)06:34 No. 241227 ID: b6c6fc
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I turn off the raygun

Oken: "I'm not going to kill you hoft, even though I can, I trust you Hoft"

Hoft: " . . . Oken"

He drops me, drops his gun, and falls to his knees

Oken: "I captured a pinky tower, Mint's there, we should go there to and-"

Hoft: " . . . stop lying to me"

Oken: "I'm not lying! you can see the tower, it's right over there!"

Hoft: "STOP LYING TO ME! make the voices stop!"

Oken: " uh H-Hoft?"

Hoft: "AAAARGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

No Hoft we're not getting out of your goddamn head :3 We're not bad voices we're good voices!

Tell me boy, how was all that porn of Oken we slapped your shit with? Maybe we were leading Hoft behind the scenes and Oken just coincidentally listened to us. I can only imagine the mental chaffing.

>>241227
Seems like there has been a bit of experimentation done on him. Ask him to come over to the girrafe and then give him some sleeping pills or something. Then I think we're gonna need Prince to make a diagnostic of him.

Kick that rifle away from him before he does something stupid.

Tiny Deer's Inner Redneck 2010/10/10(Sun)08:07 No. 241251 ID: a4b4e3
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Sounds like it's time to put down ol' Yeller.

>>241237

Do this basically.

Suggestion 2010/10/10(Sun)08:10 No. 241254 ID: 8c0848
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Calm him down and realize the team is now complete.

>>241227
We are currently torn between 'he can hear us' and 'he's batshit insane'.

Begin by informing him you can hear them to. Ask him what they say.

LonelyWorld 2010/10/10(Sun)08:31 No. 241259 ID: b6c6fc
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I grab Hoft's gun

Oken: "j-just calm down Hoft it's going to be Ok"

Hoft: "THE LIES! THE LIES! MAKE THEM STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGH"

*shhhhrrrrrripp*

>Hoft rips some horrible creature out of his neck,

>Oken is horrified by the recent developments,

augh!wait until he drops it then shoot that bitch.

>>241259
Ack!

Hoft is gonna need some help here shortly, I think.

>>241259
Wait until the drops it and then make sure you grab it in some claws or something. We need to examine the shit out of that thing.

Oh, and make sure you patch up that bleeding wound on his neck.

>>241263
examine it? the best we are gonna get without a trained doctor or scientist is that it has a shell and does stuff. no better kill it before it risks getting loose and attaching to someone else.

You've got the gun. Shoot that thing.

You can handle its recoil, right? Just making sure you won't split Hoft into halves by accident, the rifle doesn't look like it's designed for tiny deer folk.

... and your crew doesn't even have a medic. It's just like you were intended to not survive from the start!

making sure Hoft doesn't bleed to death from the wound in his neck would be good

LonelyWorld 2010/10/10(Sun)10:17 No. 241308 ID: b6c6fc
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>Oken fires wildly at the creature, she is unable to use this weapon properly and fails to hit a single shot

It's too fast!

>the creature lunges towards Oken's face

>>241308
First off, close your damn mouth and get a good breath of air.

It's in the air, so it can't change direction. Whack it with the rifle. BONK!

Oh hey I bet that's another us!

A lying liar liar pants of one.

>>241308
Close mouth, smash parasite

>>241308
Fuck. Thought so.
Uh, um... lunge and... use rifle as a club?

Dodge at all costs. We better not get any madness-inducing mechanical facehuggers on us.

use Prince's head!

>>241308
Hey Oken you ever hear of a little game called BASEBALL? ;D

Smack it with the rifle.

LonelyWorld 2010/10/10(Sun)12:53 No. 241381 ID: b6c6fc
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>Oken swings the rifle, it proves amazingly effective!

>>241381
Yeah, Hoft kinda needs medical attention immediately there.

Apply first aid and get him to the tower.

>>241381
Make sure your gunner doesn't die.

Yeah, waste no time and get our furry Elvis into the tower.
I recall Prince saying something about medical software/hardware, but that was before his body turned into scrap.

Oh, and, uh, nice hit, Oken. Way to go!

get hoft to the giraffe and see what you can do about that wound. you don't want him getting an infection on his neck.

>>241381
Check on Hoft's status.

>>241381
Grab him and the weapons and RUN for the tower! Where there's one, there's more!

>>241381
Drag Hoft over to giraffe and get him patched up. Looks like the bug was quite gibbed. But see if you can find some tissue samples for examination.

You fuckin broke the rifle. Hoft is so going to kill you once you save his life.

LonelyWorld 2010/10/10(Sun)15:58 No. 241565 ID: b6c6fc
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I use the last of the bandages in the medkit, on Hofts neck,

Hoft gathers his things and we head for the "Rampaging Giraffe"

Oken: "Hoft, we should hurry there might be more of those things around!"

Hoft: "that thing wasn't from here. It came from the IceWorld: Vin-Malor"

(CHAPTER 2: END)

(now is a good time to suggest long term plans for Oken and company)

we need to figure out exactly what is going on. and maybe ask mint what is with the bug thing.

>>241565

1. Find a way to hide/camoflage the Giraffe.
2. Use it as your mobile fort.
3. Sneak into a spaceport and
4. Commandeer a starship.
5. Go save Hoft's planet or whatever.
6. ?????
7. Profit!

and by ????? I mean space piracy.

>>241571
I agree with any plan that involves space piracy. We'll need a ship large enough to stow the Turbo Giraffe, though.

Shorter-term, we ought to check out that smoke, too.

>>241577

Oh, I predict the Rampaging Giraffe will have long since exploded by the time we get into space. This is long-term planning.

>>241605
I cannot endorse any plan that involves anyone shooting up our fine ride.

I mean, how would we do planetside raids as Space Pirates without it?

>>241616
By getting a finer ride.

>>241640
The only ride finer than the Rampaging Giraffe is the Rampaging Giraffe after being modified by space pirates. It's an all-terrain cherry picker!

>>241686
What we need is a tank made entirely of chainsaws.

>>241565
They're getting a ship and then getting the fuck off planet. Go to look for some third fairly neutral faction and seek asylum. Shit be fucked up in these parts of space.

Resupply to hell, figure out what's going on, make sure everyone is alive, and uh, find some way to apologize to the pinky because of obvious reasons.

>>241565
Defect to the pinkies! Encourage the rest of the army to do the same!
Have hot makeouts with Mint and Hoff!

>>241800
Anything but this. We will likely be shot if when they discover that we were going to nuke them.

Find out what the pinkies' side of the story as far as the war is concerned. We should decide if we want to defect, or just desert and stop fighting altogether.

>>241571
What about:

Mix crashed ship parts with the Giraffe.
Make an epic spaceship.

>>241960

You'll have to ask Mint that one. Something tells me she won't be too optimistic about it.