>>24008

Hell yes you've gone too far.

Why not get the 10-year-old drunker.

No, its not too late. Consider whether you actually want to go through with this. If, as I suspect, you don't, then for god's sake, play it off like its the alcohol and pretend to pass out or something.

Its not to late to prevent this from going horribly wrong.

>>24018
I´m pretty sure that this IS the alchohol speaking already anyway.

The only factor that could make this really go wrong, IMO, is Jeanine. Sides...

Hmph. I was right.

>>24020

Don't be so smug.

But this is one of the few times I am right...

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)09:04 No. 24031 ID: fb5d8e
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You're right! It'z ztill all okay! I will zimply call thiz off as a joke, and it'z fine!

>"Zo maybe you /would/ like to do naughty thingz with your big zizter, Fiftyeight~? Hmm, et'z keep all thiz our little zecret, hm? Go take care of your zizter. I'm going to wazh the beer out of thiz drezz."

>>24031
haha poor guy

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)09:05 No. 24033 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Wh.. what..?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)09:05 No. 24034 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 13:
“To this I witness call the fools of time, Which die for goodness, who have lived for crime.”

She likes you, dude.

>>24035
Listen, if you are unexpectedly aroused by this situation, no one will blame you.

>>24034
Haha sorry, we told her to do that, Fifty.

>>24038
But she clearly wanted to~

>>24033
Do we rock or what? You wanted interesting, exciting, not boring?

Welcome to interesting times, brosef.

>>24038
I think half of us was trying to stop her actually.

Oh, who are we kidding? Its not like we can make people do what they dont want to. If we got to this is because she digs ya.

People can be so complicated!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)09:42 No. 24046 ID: fb5d8e
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Ahh.. You don't.. You don't understand. Nothing is interesting due to it all being meaningless! I didn't.. I did not wish for something like this..
Aahh.. Even if she does indeed fancy me, that.. that only causes trouble! She's too old and my stepsister!
What am I going to do now? I can't face her anymore.

>>24046

Let's go for a walk. Screw the fact that you only have boxers on. Search your sister's bag just to make sure you can't at least find your pants and just go down to the water.

Maybe a few minutes alone will clear your thoughts. You've been around both sisters since you got here.

Ya know for a teenage boy you have SEXY legs.

>>24046

Take it easy, big guy.

Why are you worrying about what's appropriate and what isn't, anyways? If nothing matters, then why not just let the rules go fuck themselves?

>>24046

Well, she said she'd also introduce you to some of her friends from school, bro.

If you truly feel that way, come clean.

>>24046
Tell us, Fiftyeight, if everything is so meaningless, how did you harbor feelings for your sister before you knew in the first place? You do love your sisters and parents, do you not? How can all be meaningless when you regularly experience an emotion with SO MUCH meaning?

>>24046
Dude, you two aren't related gene-wise, so it's okay! We know she likes you, and you like her too, so don't be so shy! HIT HER

>>24057

I believe you mean "Hit it."

"Hit her" may end up badly for everyone.

>>24059
Yeah, that's what I meant.

Stop worrying about your insgnificance in the infinity of the cosmos already. Yes, it doesn't matter, so at least have some fun. And since it doesn't matter feel free to hit on your stepsister if you like her.

Besides, the other voice already said it. Even if it doesn't matter you still care about people, so stop lying to yourself.

>>24046
"Too old"? She's only five years older than you. And do not forget, she is not your father's biological daughter - not unless he cheated on your mother for five years before running off with Liza's mother.
She is your sister in name only.

I present you with naught but facts we can glean from our experiences with the other members present.

>>24063
Ah, excuse me. My mind is not clear.
There is no way Liza is biologically related to you, unless your father was cheating on your mother well before you were even born - that's what I meant to say.

>>24064

Yeah, but I dunno if this is the healthiest first relationship for a fifteen-year-old kid.

That's the kinda shit that you get sent to therapy for. Guess this kid's gonna need plenty.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)10:55 No. 24066 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll nab some of my clothes from Liza's bag without touching her underwear and have a walk outside.
You ponder why I care about emotion? Why I care about about the relationship between me and my sister, thus that of my family, her family, her credibility and possible policerecord, my sister's view of me, unwanted arousal, seeking sexual satisfaction where it shouldn't be found, and hearts that burn like a sun and are then shattered to a thousand pieces? Why despite this philosophical rationalization that tells me 'If you can't fix it, just ignore it.' I just can't rest my worried mind and surrender my life to complete apathy?

Because I'm just HUMAN!
Sentience is a flaw.

>>24065
Wat? Really?
I don't think so.

>>24066

You'll feel better after you kill yourself.

>>24066
The sooner you accept it and move on the sooner you can stop being emo.

how about we stop arguing with him?
his words don't match his actions (anymore) anyway.

>>24066
Nice skip dude. You're pretty good.

Don't commit suicide, brah. We're just giving you a hard time.

We really do like you, 58. You're a good kid. Some of our voices are just assholes.

Yes, it is unfortunate, Fiftyeight, but at the same time perhaps there is something to be said for it: If your philosophy is too idealistic to be utilized in the mortal form you hold, perhaps it requires readjusting to fit. Better to have an outlook that fits a realistic world, no?

Well, that's all irrelevant. No one here is trying to make you change the way you view the world. But we certainly would like you to reconsider your current human position and the relationships you are forming.
There is no reason you should feel bad about what's going on with Liza. Not only are you two NOT related by blood, but come on -- she's just having some fun with you. It's just playing around, a little joke here and there. Just a little harmless fun.

Nothing to worry about. Nothing to get so upset over.

You know what you should do? You should tease her back. Play a joke on her.
It couldn't hurt anything. Besides, your mortal side might get some fun out of it. And there's absolutely nothing to be faulted about that.

>>24066

Most of these other voices are just trying to get you to do what they want for amusement.

Maybe you should stay out for a bit before coming back. Ask Liza to bring you home too. I think it's obvious that this camping trip has done nothing but bring about awkward emotions.

First thing you need to do when you get back is go out and TRY TO GET A DATE WITH A GIRL YOUR AGE. Preferably one not related to you. Hell, when you get back maybe it's best if you ignore both sisters for a while and try to get back to a place with women where you feel comfortable.

Of course, you could also just continue to get strung along by your step-sister and feel dirty every time she makes an advance on you.

BTW, people keep pointing out that Liza's not a blood relative, but I think it's that fact that SHE IS STILL A RELATIVE that makes Fiftyeight uncomfortable.

>>24075
Not really. He liked her before he knew she was his stepsister, now he's going nuts because of nothing despite claiming everything is irrelevant at every opportunity.

>>24077

Once again, I must point out that he's freaking out because the one girl he ever liked turned out to be his step-sister. This obviously disturbs him a bit because it certainly doesn't deter Liza as much.

If anything, he's going nuts because he feels he shouldn't bone his sister and we keep telling him to go for it.

>>24078
Because she's not his sister at all, and he does seem to like her. If he really didn't like her he should just talk with her, but i doubt that's gonna happen.

Fuck all this philosophical discussion. Let's go climb a tree.

>>24080

Ethics, not philosophy.

>>24082
SHUT UP, LETS CLIMB A TREE.

>>24066
You should probably just wank it now.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)11:25 No. 24085 ID: fb5d8e
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I'm not doing her because of the issues regarding family bonds! My parents certainly would not agree to our marriage, and Janine would go nuts, possibly completely misunderstand!
Nothing good will come of it.
And.. I.. I don't want to rush things like she does. It feels like I'm being played with, which she might just be doing, either out of sadistic tendencies or simple schadenfreude.

I probably am too idealistic and stubborn for reality, but I can't just change these feelings. I am just a teenager who thinks too much.

I can't ask Liza to take me home right now, because that'd make everyone worried.

Perhaps..
Perhaps pulling a prank on her would keep her off my tail and loosen the tension.

>>24085

DUR-HURR great idea

>>24085

Alriiiight, THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Should we hide her clothes? Or would that be too uncreative? We could hang her underwear from a tree-branch.

Okay collective. What kind of prank would be awesome for the resources permitted by camping?

This voice is inexperienced in both camping and pranks.

>>24085
Grand idea!

You have any pranks in mind?

>>24085
We're not saying you should bone her in the tent damnit. Just stop worrying so much, enjoy yourself, prank her back, know how to say no.

If the only way to make you react is to tease you, you'll be teased.

>>24085
We should get Janine in on this. She helped with the clothes, right? Why not see if she can help with this.

>>24085
Put her sports bag behind the tent.

It looks like you set it up on the edge of the camp grounds, so no one would be behind it. There's probably some weed cover back there, to hide it a bit. And it will definitely be re-found when you pack up to leave.

Or just empty her bug spray into the lake and refill it with water.

Also, who said a fuggin' thing about marraige?

>>24086

This is sarcasm. I realize it doesn't translate well in text.

We could shake her beer, though i guess she's gonna take a while to drink again.

There's the old tossing into the lake, but we'd need a good spot and then to lure her there...

If Janine wasn't sleeping i bet she'd have some ideas.

>>24091
Janine is currently unconscious.

Go wake up Janine. Ask her how she would get back at Elizabeth for doing something terrible.

I feel I have a right to be smug.

>>24109

Who would have guessed that underage drinking could result in things going wrong, eh?

>>24109

Oh for fuck's sake.

Tit for tat. hid her clothes in like, the lake or something

>>24116
Not the lake. Go hide her undies under the tent or behind it.

Swap all her clothes with Janine's. See if she notices.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)12:32 No. 24124 ID: fb5d8e
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Huh.. I could ask Janine if she could switch all of her clothes with Liza's. Now that I am no longer wearing a dress, she should have no issues with returning my clothes to me, and I would not have to touch their underwear.
So be it.

Don't damage anything or disfigure her at all, all her pranks on you were was a little blueballing and making you wear a dress.

Playful pranks are the order of the day here.

>>24124
Plus Janine wearing large clothing would be vaguely funny.

Liza in froggy panties will be quite hillarious. Good idea, 58.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)12:42 No. 24128 ID: fb5d8e
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She didn't care.

>>24128
Wellll, you tried.

And Janine seems happy enough with it.

I'd count it a success.

>>24128

Oh well, it was an admirable try.

...Poke her in the side again.

>>24128
Well at least laugh. Or wonder how she managed to fit in there.

Well now, what have we learned kids?

>>24128
Well, at least she's getting a good laugh out of it. Laugh along with her, 58. Its still a good prank, even if she doesnt really care that much.

Plus, she looks kinda funny.

And damn if Janine doesnt look super cute.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)12:51 No. 24135 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I shall prod her in the side and force a smile.

>"Allright.. You win this round."
>"Ah-! Hey- Hey! Hey! (( i have alot more drezzez at campuz, pretty boy ! ))"

>>24135
Tell her "good." and then have Janine continue the poking for you.

>>24135
Whisper that you'll tell mom about making Janine drink if she even thinks about it.

>>24135
Say that's it's gonna cost her a bit more than some poking to get you to wear one again.

>>24135

Tell her she'll have to CATCH you first.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)13:03 No. 24141 ID: fb5d8e
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>"((i-it's gonna take more than that. d-don't even think about it or i'll tell mom about you letting janine drink.))"
>"((blackmail, hmm~? allright, it'z zettled. you're going to vizit me at campuz and i'll make you the prettiezt girl ever.))"
>"((..wh.. what..?.. ))"
>"((that'z azzuming you don't want everyone to know that you want to get it on with your older zizter, ofcourze~))"

>>24141
Wow, she's got you pegged.

Possibly literally, later, but for now, just figuratively.

>>24141
You'd go to prison, I'd just be embarrassed.

>>24141
Thats it. Get Janine to start poking her. She can't punish us for something our sister does. And Janine probably wouldnt mind spending more time with Liza.

>>24144
For giving a can of beer to your sister? Doubt it. Fiddy's stuck.

Now you had to go the kiddie route, and of course you're gonna be treated as such. Good job.

Let me remind you can still refuse. Unless you like wearing dresses.

>>24141
Point out, that she did all the advances.

>>24147
You DO make a good looking girl, Fifty-Eight...

Play along, "As long it shows off my killer legs."

>>24141
BITCH, PLEEEZ.

PEDOPHILIA BLACKMAIL, GO

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)13:29 No. 24158 ID: fb5d8e
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>"(( l-let me point out that you made all the advances.. th-this could be considered pedophilia. ))"
>"(( awww, that waz a low blow, fiftyeight... luckily i'm a responzible student who goez to an all-female univerzity and yoooou're a hormone driven teenage boy~ Zo I'm thinking we could drezz you up and then you can hang out with my friendz.."

>"J.. Janine, tickle Liza for me."
>"Whaaaaat? But we'll get in an accident!"

>>24158
"Sorry, Janine, I just thought you'd look cute doing it."

Fuck it i'm out of here. This boy has no brains.

>>24158
Please Janine? Wont you do this for your big brother?

Sigh...Fighting a losing battle here.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/07(Fri)13:47 No. 24171 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Sorry, Janine, I just thought you'd look cute doing it."
>"O-oka--"
>"Zeatbelt, young lady~"
>" O-oh yeah.."

>"(( come on, fiddy, i'm juzt teazing you. i don't want to be your enemy. that pedophilia comment hurt, but i'm willing to forgive and forget if you are. ))"

>>24171
Can we just forget about it, Janine? I want to. I'll stop thinking about you as anything but a sister, if you agree to stop taunting me all the time.

>>24171
Blame the orb, after all you've been listening to the greatest ideas we had around. Don't worry, she knows how it works.

>>24171
Well... never hurts to forgive and forget...

But she'll owe us... big time.