There was a wicked man He bought a wicked house He owned a wicked dog He housed a wicked mouse
>>21477 Okay now, we don't want to kill them - just introduce chaos into their lives.
Replace the bug cleaner with something not harmful to insects and the like, and then introduce a large quantity of insects into the home. IT WILL BE WONDROUS!
REPLACE BUG DIE WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ATTRACT BUGS, HILARITY.
Rocks fell, Romme died.
>>21474 Good, now attempt to head up to the bathroom
>>21509 Using a mixture of mostly water, some honey or sugar would work if you wanna replace the bug spray.
Actually, replacing ANY liquid with sugar+water would be awesome. Everything would get sticky. Ah! It would be so nasty and inconvenient!
I set the bug spray aside and begin to look for the sugar in the pantry. Replacing the bugspray should cause many bug-related grievances!
No sign of trouble. I spill the bug spray bottle's contents down the sink and start filling it up with tap water. Then it's time to spoon in the sugar. So far, so good.
Try to get all of the sugar in. Then they'll be without sugar too! Muahahaa!
Good thinking. I fill the bottle with all the sugar that remains, resulting in a mixture that is more like paste than water. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR THEM ANYMORE. ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR EVIL.
FUCK YEAH, ROMME! YOU A TRUE SOLDIER! HIGH FIVE!
>>22312 Awesome. Now, if there's no one on the first floor, open the back door... if you can... and leave it open.
Very well done! Now see what the boy is up to. If an opportunity presents itself, we can stow the cable in his room as planned. If not, let's see what the father is up to. He shall not escape our wrath.
HAHAHAHA CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME DARKNESS WIL DEVOUR THIS PITIFUL MORTAL AND HIS FAMILY ...NOW WHAT
Proceed to scare the shit out of the daughter. Make her believe in the paranormal even more, so that she bothers to rest of the family.
It's time to mess with Daddy. Let's do some more recon.
>>22319 See >>22317
>>22319 Get all the hair out of the bath drains and clog the kitchen sink. Then leave the faucet running.
>>22322 YES. And attarct the dog outside with a flying bone or something. Then close the door.
>>22319 Thinly spread on all the plates A little soap, to make them late.
Hey Romme, perhaps while you work on your awesome victories, could you perhaps try working on a single overhanging scheme? It could give you some leads of what to work on for the smaller tasks, and you'll have something to look forward to. As your grand opus I propose: Make Suzy and Tony incestuous lovers.
Yes, I'll open the door. BUGS WILL BE ATTRACTED FROM OUTSIDE, AND THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO USE THE BUG SPRAY, AND... OH HO HO HO HO THIS IS TOO GOOD I'M GETTING SHIVERS THIS IS PERFECT
Hey. Romme. See that clock? Though time is a mortal concept, they base their lives on it. Make it say the wrong time.
>>22330 Thinking Small there, my friend. They must become insectius lovers who them murder and sacrifice their parents to the dark powers before gorging themselves in an orgy of cannibalism and sex.
Attract dog outside. Tie him to a tree.
Let me just open the door and OH MY GOODNESS
Perfect. Grab some of the dog's hair. We'll use it for our sink plan later. Make sure the dog is going to track in lots of mud too.
OKAY HEY Romme! Okay, uh, listen! Tony's room; look for porn on his PC, then leave it open on the screen. Somehow lure Suzy to come into his room for the cable, and she'll see the porn! Instant embarrassment for both. Then later on, delete all of his porn! It will seem like Suzy did it! Instant sibling fight!
>>22339 FLEE! AND TIP OVER THE GARBAGE CAN ON THE WAY OUT, THEY'LL BLAME THE DOG! Oh Hell... If the dog can smell us we should make it our top priority to make the family pissed off enough at him that they leave him outside all the time...
>>22343 Ohhh god. This sends shivers up my spine Do it. But break one of the dog's leg too.
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK I've taken a perch on the windowsill to avoid the dog, who runs excited circles around the kitchen table, yapping incessantly.
I'd say our work here is done.
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK The dog seems to have smelled me or something. How am I supposed to get out of this?
>>22358 Go through the wall and run back up to the attic. He can't go through walls, he is a dog.
Can we get to the pantry? If we can get to the pantry, the familly will come in and assume he just wants food.
Spray the sugarwater all over it.
Jump to the table, then to the sink, if you can.
"RUN AROUND THE HOUSE FOR MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE" - Clai
>"Pineapple, how'd you get inside?" >BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK >"Come on boy, you know you're not supposed to be in here. Go on." It is the MAN. He must have been in his STUDY when the commotion began.
When he goes to put the dog out, slam the door behind him and lock it.
Phase up into the bathroom. Unspool the toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. At worst, they are out of TP. At best, they are out of TP and the toilet is clogged. Clogged with EVIL.
The MAN puts the dog in the backyard. I put the man in the backyard. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO BETTER THAN A FILTHY ANIMAL TREATED JUST THE SAME: LOCKED IN THE BACKYARD
Quick! Get to and lock the front door STAT!
>>22392 And close the man's door as well as turn on his TV so it looks like he's still there.
>>22387 Now lock the front door.
>>23898 And then break the key in the lock.
>>22387 While he's outside... REARRANGE ALL HIS BOOKS!
>>22392 >>22403 >>23970 All of you Alone in hell Forget the thing The Phone of Cell.
>>30610 Good call. Put one of the phones in an unused room off the hook. By the time he thinks of calling anyone in the house, he wont be able to.