>>21335
Just unplug the thing discretely. It's a minor inconvenience but until you have a better opportunity, that may be what you have to aim for.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:18 No. 21345 ID: c01408
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Perhaps I can sneak this cable out of the room without Suzy noticing. Then she won't be able to enjoy her precious COMPUTER.
She doesn't often leave the door open, but today luck is on my side. Good thing, too, because I can't phase anything other than myself through doors.

Awesome. You're awesome, Romme.

A question, my good Romme: Are you capable of possessing inanimate objects by any chance?

>>21352
To the Hound, Man's friend
To tear and bite and rend.

>>21352
No, that would be too easy, hide it...underneath the brother's bed, if the door is open that is.

>>21352
Just go straight down the hallway. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>21358
Drop it! Someone mortal this way comes!

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:26 No. 21360 ID: c01408
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So, where should I bring this cable? Up to the attic, to store in the trunk of forgotten items?

>>21359
OHSHIT INCOMING! Drop the cable. whoever that is might get angry at the girl.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:30 No. 21365 ID: c01408
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GOOD EYES, my dark partners.
It is the WIFE. Better she does not see an inexplicably-mobile cable passing through the hall.

>>21365
Trip her as she walks by. People stumble over their own feet all the time, and she won't see you. She'll just suffer minor injury and feel clumsy all day.

>>21365
Now to wait and watch, the mother does after all like everything to be in place.

>>21365

Just wait there. If she doesn't notice the cable, swiftly carry it away after she passes.

Run past her, open the door, then when she turns to look grab the cable and run off.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:34 No. 21377 ID: c01408
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HA HA HA YES!
I SHALL TRIP THE WIFE!

O Glorious Mischief!

>>21377
Realise
Your body size
And be wise.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:36 No. 21382 ID: c01408
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...

A MERE TRIPPING IS NOTHING, compared to the DIRE PUNISHMENT, that is NO INTERWEBS

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>21382
Well, these things happen. Grab that cable and hide it somewhere.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:39 No. 21387 ID: c01408
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She has eluded me for now. But my day will come.

>>21387
the attic? A MISSPLACED WIRE?! THAT'S ALL YOU ARE AIMING FOR, NO, you must instill CHAOS INTO THE HOUSE, you will hide the cable, in the brother's room.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:42 No. 21394 ID: c01408
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The cable is successfully STOLEN!
I feel myself growing more evil already!

But it also occurs to me I should probably plan my moves better. Perhaps some reconnaissance prior to the action itself would make these things run more smoothly.

>>21394
Let's place the CABLE in the SON'S room.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:53 No. 21410 ID: c01408
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I head into TONY'S ROOM to do some surveillance. He sits amid his ANIME POSTERS and ELECTRONIC DEVICES, playing some foolish game on his COMPUTER. He doesn't suspect a thing.

Unfortunately, his door is closed!

>>21410
Just unplug the computer. He'll think the plug just came loose. He'll lose whatever progress he's made in his SILLY GAME.

>>21410

Are you any good at imitating voices? Try to sound like his mother calling him down for something so he will open the door.

>>21410
Pull the top-left tack out of one of the posters. That's annoying as hell. HELL.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:03 No. 21424 ID: c01408
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HA HA HA MISCHIEF
The poster is PARTIALLY UNDONE!

Tony looks over. I think he heard the poster shuffling.

>>21424
Take the tack and hide it! If he gets up from his seat put the tack on it.

oh man he has an alarm, SET THE ALARM TIME 2 HOURS FOWARD

>>21428
not the actual clock time

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:14 No. 21433 ID: c01408
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Tony gets up to fix his poster, and as he rises, I turn off his COMPUTER. The sudden jarring silence makes him turn and curse.

>"SHIT!"

A voice comes from outside the room.
>"TONY! WHAT did I just hear you say?"

>>21433
haha poor kid. Well that worked out pretty well. Sit back and see if he can back out of what he said.

>>21433
oh, you affably evil little imp.

We're done here. Let's check the kitchen.

You know that most accidents happen in either the kitchen OR the bathroom?

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:22 No. 21444 ID: c01408
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The Wife enters the room. She seems displeased. How delicious!

>"Aw mom, it's 'cuz my game...!"
>"I don't care what happened in your game! In this household you do not use language like that, do you understand me mister?"

I slip out while they have their little confrontation.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:23 No. 21445 ID: c01408
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I arrive in the KITCHEN.

>>21444
Please tell me you left the tack on his chair.

>>21445
Turn on water faucet, pull paper towels into the sink.

Someone in the house will blame someone else for the resulting mess. It's not like they'll blame an invisible imp.

>>21445
Time to mix stuff up, replace the dishwashing liquid with oil. Tip the garbage bin and throw stuff out of it, they might get angry at the dog.

Can we at least kill the dog, come now I'm sure there is chocolate in the refrigerator...

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:25 No. 21452 ID: c01408
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>>21446
But of course. How could I resist?

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:32 No. 21461 ID: c01408
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I throw open the undersink drawer and look around. They have DISH DETERGENT, but I don't know of any OIL I can swap with it.

Also here are various items one would expect to find beneath a kitchen sink: cleansers, powders, and the like, and other miscellaneous cleaning supplies.

>>21461

Got any bug spray in there?

>>214
get some soap and wet a paper towel, then apply soap and water to the bottom of each chair

>>21461
Hmmm... try a different cleaner than the normal detergent.

Find some drain cleaner and replace the shampoo in the restroom with it. It'll be worth it later.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:39 No. 21474 ID: c01408
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>>21464
Oh, you mean like... this?

>>21474

Excellent! Time to feed the dog...

>>21474
Bingo.

inb4 it turns out to clean better

>>21477
Okay now, we don't want to kill them - just introduce chaos into their lives.

Replace the bug cleaner with something not harmful to insects and the like, and then introduce a large quantity of insects into the home. IT WILL BE WONDROUS!

REPLACE BUG DIE WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ATTRACT BUGS, HILARITY.

Rocks fell, Romme died.

>>21474
Good, now attempt to head up to the bathroom

>>21509

Using a mixture of mostly water, some honey or sugar would work if you wanna replace the bug spray.

Actually, replacing ANY liquid with sugar+water would be awesome.
Everything would get sticky. Ah! It would be so nasty and inconvenient!

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:22 No. 22297 ID: c01408
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I set the bug spray aside and begin to look for the sugar in the pantry. Replacing the bugspray should cause many bug-related grievances!

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:29 No. 22303 ID: c01408
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No sign of trouble. I spill the bug spray bottle's contents down the sink and start filling it up with tap water.
Then it's time to spoon in the sugar.
So far, so good.

Try to get all of the sugar in. Then they'll be without sugar too! Muahahaa!

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:33 No. 22312 ID: c01408
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Good thinking. I fill the bottle with all the sugar that remains, resulting in a mixture that is more like paste than water. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR THEM ANYMORE.

ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR EVIL.

FUCK YEAH, ROMME! YOU A TRUE SOLDIER!
HIGH FIVE!

>>22312
Awesome.

Now, if there's no one on the first floor, open the back door... if you can... and leave it open.

Very well done! Now see what the boy is up to. If an opportunity presents itself, we can stow the cable in his room as planned.

If not, let's see what the father is up to. He shall not escape our wrath.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:36 No. 22319 ID: c01408
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HAHAHAHA CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME
DARKNESS WIL DEVOUR THIS PITIFUL MORTAL AND HIS FAMILY

...NOW WHAT

Proceed to scare the shit out of the daughter. Make her believe in the paranormal even more, so that she bothers to rest of the family.

It's time to mess with Daddy. Let's do some more recon.

>>22319
See
>>22317

>>22319

Get all the hair out of the bath drains and clog the kitchen sink. Then leave the faucet running.

>>22322
YES. And attarct the dog outside with a flying bone or something.
Then close the door.

>>22319
Thinly spread on all the plates
A little soap, to make them late.

Hey Romme, perhaps while you work on your awesome victories, could you perhaps try working on a single overhanging scheme? It could give you some leads of what to work on for the smaller tasks, and you'll have something to look forward to.
As your grand opus I propose:
Make Suzy and Tony incestuous lovers.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:49 No. 22331 ID: c01408
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Yes, I'll open the door. BUGS WILL BE ATTRACTED FROM OUTSIDE, AND THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO USE THE BUG SPRAY, AND...

OH HO HO HO HO
THIS IS TOO GOOD
I'M GETTING SHIVERS

THIS IS PERFECT

Hey. Romme.

See that clock?

Though time is a mortal concept, they base their lives on it.

Make it say the wrong time.

>>22330
Thinking Small there, my friend. They must become insectius lovers who them murder and sacrifice their parents to the dark powers before gorging themselves in an orgy of cannibalism and sex.

Attract dog outside.
Tie him to a tree.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:54 No. 22339 ID: c01408
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Let me just open the door and OH MY GOODNESS

Perfect. Grab some of the dog's hair. We'll use it for our sink plan later. Make sure the dog is going to track in lots of mud too.

OKAY HEY
Romme! Okay, uh, listen!
Tony's room; look for porn on his PC, then leave it open on the screen. Somehow lure Suzy to come into his room for the cable, and she'll see the porn! Instant embarrassment for both.
Then later on, delete all of his porn! It will seem like Suzy did it!
Instant sibling fight!

>>22339
FLEE!
AND TIP OVER THE GARBAGE CAN ON THE WAY OUT, THEY'LL BLAME THE DOG!

Oh Hell...

If the dog can smell us we should make it our top priority to make the family pissed off enough at him that they leave him outside all the time...

>>22343
Ohhh god. This sends shivers up my spine
Do it. But break one of the dog's leg too.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:01 No. 22349 ID: c01408
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>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

I've taken a perch on the windowsill to avoid the dog, who runs excited circles around the kitchen table, yapping incessantly.

I'd say our work here is done.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:09 No. 22358 ID: c01408
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>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
The dog seems to have smelled me or something.
How am I supposed to get out of this?

>>22358
Go through the wall and run back up to the attic.

He can't go through walls, he is a dog.

Can we get to the pantry? If we can get to the pantry, the familly will come in and assume he just wants food.

Spray the sugarwater all over it.

Jump to the table, then to the sink, if you can.

"RUN AROUND THE HOUSE FOR MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE"
- Clai

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:16 No. 22376 ID: c01408
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>"Pineapple, how'd you get inside?"
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>"Come on boy, you know you're not supposed to be in here. Go on."

It is the MAN. He must have been in his STUDY when the commotion began.

When he goes to put the dog out, slam the door behind him and lock it.

Phase up into the bathroom. Unspool the toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. At worst, they are out of TP. At best, they are out of TP and the toilet is clogged. Clogged with EVIL.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:33 No. 22387 ID: c01408
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The MAN puts the dog in the backyard.
I put the man in the backyard.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO BETTER THAN A FILTHY ANIMAL
TREATED JUST THE SAME: LOCKED IN THE BACKYARD

Quick! Get to and lock the front door STAT!

>>22392
And close the man's door as well as turn on his TV so it looks like he's still there.

>>22387
Now lock the front door.

>>23898
And then break the key in the lock.

>>22387
While he's outside... REARRANGE ALL HIS BOOKS!

>>22392
>>22403
>>23970
All of you
Alone in hell
Forget the thing
The Phone of Cell.

>>30610
Good call. Put one of the phones in an unused room off the hook. By the time he thinks of calling anyone in the house, he wont be able to.