Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:07 No. 20502 ID: bde1b8
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This is BEARDBEARD.

His class is BERSERKER.

He is in it for the BROFIST.

Special Attack: Secret Dorfen Technique - Deforestation.
Passive Ability: Everything is a Weapon.
Weapon: Iron Axe.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:08 No. 20504 ID: bde1b8
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This is KARA.

Her class is BELLIGERANT DRUNK.

She is in it for the RAMPANT MOLESTATION.

Special Attack: Hit it with a truck.
Passive Ability: Holds her liquor.
Weapon: Shotgun.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:09 No. 20505 ID: bde1b8
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This is RUDY.

His class is SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER.

He is in it for the BITCHES.

Special Attack: Seductive Glance.
Passive Ability: Dapper.
Weapon: Punching Mitts.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:10 No. 20506 ID: bde1b8
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This is MUSCHIO MALTO.

His class is VILLAIN.

He is in it for the DEVIL.

Special Attack: Outwit -> Outmatch.
Passive Ability: Pain is a blessing.
Weapon: Sword and Shield.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:10 No. 20507 ID: bde1b8
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This is ACE.

His class is DIVINE AVATAR.

He is in it for the BARBED WHEEL.

Special Attack: Sundering Claw.
Passive Ability: Unstoppable.
Weapon: Harpoon Gun.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:11 No. 20508 ID: bde1b8
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This is PETE.

His class is BUTCHER.

He is in it for the HACKIN AN A WHACKIN AN A SMACKIN.

Special Attack: Terrifying One Liner.
Passive Ability: No Pain.
Weapon: Meat Cleavers.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:11 No. 20509 ID: bde1b8
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This is FLUFFY.

His class is MIMIC.

He is in it for the MESHIE <3.

Special Attack: Mimickry.
Passive Ability: God damn adorable.
Weapon: Subject to change.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:12 No. 20510 ID: bde1b8
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This is PATCHOULLI KNOWLEDGE.

Her class is- wait, no. What.

Get out of here, Touhou! YOU ARE NOT A QUEST. SAGE.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:12 No. 20511 ID: bde1b8
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...GO ON. GIT.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:13 No. 20512 ID: bde1b8
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This is TAV UNT'BEL.

His class is CITY GUARD.

He is in it for the ADORABLE INTRUDER.

Special Attack: Lightning Raid.
Passive Ability: Armed and Armored.
Weapon: Lightning Gun.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)03:14 No. 20513 ID: bde1b8
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Welcome to round 3 of Crossover Quest! In this round, teams of two will fight for the right to proceed to round 4! The last two standing will survive, as normal.

Pick your team, /quest/. You have all week, since I will be gone.

>>20513
Team Nemesis, of course.

>>20513
I would argue the following:

Drunk has the best chance of pure martial success, less chance of marital success.

Dapper has Rudy who is more powerful than pre-crisis Superman, but Muschio is a bit of a ponce and I dunno about their chances as a whole. Rudy and Beardbeard are the main contenders of the whole fight.

Nemesis squad is scary in their own quests but useless against the real heavy hitters on this one. They can fight scared, unarmed women, but not real adventurers.

Team D'aww is adorable but so, so dead.

>>20547
Of course, he could marry the girls in a ringless, ceremony-less way. Then bang them unconscious.

>>20547
Muschie could easily deal with that! He certainly put that goblin in her place after all.

>>20543
>>20547
Both of you seem to be forgetting that I don't give a flying fuck how strong they are in their own worlds. Rudy is on par with Beardbeard, statistically, and if Ace could catch either of them he would tear them apart.

Check the stats yo.

>>20502
FUUUUUCK.

I gave him Rudy's stats.

Beardbeard:
M: ****
T: *****
A: ***
L:
C: *

I'm in it for team Dawww.

Fluffy has that dark mode. And Tav is quite hardcore what with the living in a war zone for quite some time. You don't get the be the last of the defending line in guerrilla warfare unless you can hold your own. I can see fluffy running around for the first few mins of the fight, getting cornered by someone, and promptly fucking their shit up.

I vote Team Dapper.

Rudy motherfuckin' punched out C'thulhu...

Compared to that, knocking around a few fools in Crossover 3 oughta be a cinch.

Team dapper all the way, baby. Muschio's got thte plannin' brains and Rudy has the fists of fury.

I'm going to vote for Team Drunk, for reasons that should be obvious.

Team nemesis is the way to go.

Team Nemesis get my vote.

BRUTE FORCE. Why talk your way out of something when you can hit it until it dies?

Team Dapper is the way to go. You've got suave motherfucker and brains in one package. Team nemesis is just god moding it.

Team Nemesis will fight hard but go down quickly. Team Drunk will go through hell on earth to... well... get drunk. Team Suave will seduce Team Daww only to find out they are guys and say screw it, Possibly resulting in lots of punching.

All in all I have to vote for Team Drunk since they will probably try spending most of their time away from the fight getting drunk which by that time, the heavy hitters are all but down.

For the sake of everyone suggesting Team Dapper, I might point out that Kara is the ONLY GIRL in this entire setup, meaning she has a much higher chance of molesting and/or taking advantage of people than Rudy.
And we all know that Kara will do just about anything if she's drunk enough.

If we play Rudy, we have but one character to seduce, and everything else gets solved by punching.
If we play Kara, we have five or seven, and get to drive a truck into things.

Think about it.

Team Nemesis is the way to go.
2 unstoppable murder machines? yes please.

Voting for Team D'awwww here. Tav X Fluffy OTP <3

team DAWWW voter here.

>>20543
>Team D'aww is adorable but so, so dead.
Why do you say that? One can move around quickly in heavy armor and has a gun that shoots spears and lightning. The other one tore a sergal to shreds with his bare hands.

The question is only half who we choose.
The other half is who we don't choose and how they will act with only one controller.
So, for example, if we don't choose Team Drunk, then it's entirely possible they'll spend the entire time looking for a drink, running around pointlessly, etc.
If we don't choose Team D'awwww, then Tav will probably set up a defensive perimeter and harass people.
If we don't choose Team Nemesis, then they'll run around randomly murdering people.
If we don't choose Team Dapper, then Rudy will probably try to sex up or punch everything with a pulse and Muschio will ... stand around drooling?

Rudy up in this motherfucker. Take no shit Rudy, you punch the shit out of these punks and go reunite with your triplet wives. A vote for team Dapper!

>>20718
Logic determines how somebody acts when the voices aren't telling them what to do. Rudy, Ace, Beardbeard, and Fluffy probably won't do much without us unless their teammate gives them orders.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)13:30 No. 20754 ID: f2de2f
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In the moments before the battle, Rudy informs his wives that he will return momentarily and that perhaps they should practice kissing each other for when he gets back from showing these uncouth individuals what a suave motherfucker he is.

Team Dawwww is the only real choice. It's got non-evil folks in it. Muschio is evil, Rudy used to be evil, was not-evil for a time, and is probably evil again for the purposes of the crossover. Beardbeard is chaotic evil, Kara is evil, Pete is evil, Ace is SO EVIL.

>>20754

Rudy's suit makes me think of Jack Skellington.

This is pleasing to me.

>>20758
CANNOT FUCKING UNSEE AWESOME

>>20757
Kara isn't evil, she's chaotic neutral. And Ace is probably lawful neutral or at least lawful evil. He's just following orders mindlessly.

>>20763
>Ace is probably lawful neutral
NO.

>>20757 >>20763
Kara is Chaotic Drunk. She can't help it if all the suggestions she gets tell her to molest small children.
She actually did set out with the quasi-heroic goal of stopping a wannabe dictator, but then things derailed.

>>20773
People with less then 3 logic should be unaligned since they only do what they're told.

>>20847
Excuse me, are you saying that RUDY MOTHERFUCKING MANN just follows orders? Good sir, I do belive those are fighting words.

>>20851
It's hard to tell since the only orders he is ever given are to do things he would have done anyway.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)16:09 No. 20966 ID: f2de2f
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Rudy senses something amiss and immediately proceeds to PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

Animated

>>20966
Yeah,thats pretty much how its gonna go down.

Gnome you realize if Rudy ever dies in this round it won't actually be Rudy, right?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/02(Sun)16:54 No. 21011 ID: 8d5a55
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> Pseudognome Style
It's inevitable that this will happen, really.

See? The fight hasnt even begun and Rudy has allready taken care of team drunk.

>>21011
Sir. Rudy Mann does not seduce married women. He is too much a gentlemann for that.

>>20972
I don't think so. Nobody has successfully defended themselves from a sneak attack yet.

>>21034
Are you questioning the abilities of Rudy Mann?

>>21011
This image requires Muschie about to stab her in the back. Cause thats how he rolls.

>>21016
It is true, because no woman in the presence of Rudy Mann can remain married to another for longer than 10 seconds.

Voting team Dapper.

Voting team D'awww.

Voting team Drunk.

Team Dapper

A Vote for Drunk

Drunk.

Team Dapper ftw

Team Drunk.

It'll be great. We'll either kill them all or we'll die in a hilarious and drunken way.

I vote Team Dapper. A prince and a puncher? How can anything compete with that?

>>24108
Changing from D'awww to Drunk since it has no hope.

Fuck yes, Godslayer. Team Drunk.

I would vote for Nemesis, as I am curious as to how Ace would respond to our orders, but, considering the whole "no fucking votes" thing, I'm going for Dapper.

Also, 4 commas in one sentence, motherfuckers.

Unless I'm some form of fucktard, these should be the current standings:

Drunk: ||||||||
Dapper: |||||||||
Nemesis:||||
D'awww: ||||

Also, it's been a week, you son of a bitch.

>>27613

That didn't turn out as well as I thought it would.

Here we go again:

Drunk: 8
Dapper: 9
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 4

>>27614
Recounted
Drunk: 8
Dapper: 9
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 3

Votin' for Dapper.

>>27634

Make that

Drunk: 8
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 3

Team Drunk!

>>27649
Drunk: 9
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 3

Can drunk catch up with Dapper?
Hopefully not.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)10:54 No. 27656 ID: bde1b8
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I vote Team Nemesis.

Voting Drunk

>>27659

Aww, motherfucker.

Drunk: 10
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 5
D'awww: 3

Looks like we got us a tie.

And, uh, I added one for Nemesis.

Nemisis is the new underdog! Can they make it!?

voting daaaw, due to genetic underdog voting imperative

>>27676

I'm surrounded by useless bastards.

Drunk: 10
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 5
D'awww: 4 (+1)

Team Dapper Wins Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)11:38 No. 27700 ID: bde1b8
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Because they would have if I'd updated this when I meant to. This post is mostly to stop this silly voting thing that is going on.

Special Attack: Seductive Glance.
Allows you to prevent any female from attacking, as well as convincing her to do things she otherwise would not.

Passive Ability: Dapper.
Rudy Mann can not hit a woman.

Special Attack: Outwit -> Outmatch.
Muschio can automatically counterattack whenever he successfully parries a melee attack.

Passive Ability: Pain is a blessing.
The more injured Muschio is, the more focused he becomes on the task at hand.

Each group has two POWER UPS per player, which improve that player's abilities when found. These POWER UPS take the form of something important to them, and are located at the other teams' starting points. Each player has 1 power up, and each team guards two power ups. You guard the ADORABLE INTRUDER and a GIANT BARREL OF ALE. You control Muschio, but Rudy will generally listen to what you say, since you too are a gentleman and he respects that.

You begin in the SOUTH EAST room, so there are doors to the NORTH and the WEST. However this room looks like it actually goes outside.

>>27700
Break open the ALE and spill it on the ground, so no one else may drink it.

>>27700

Spill ale, hide adorable intruder inside empty barrel.

Assume defensive positions.

>>27700
I.. which.. who.. which one is the ale for?

would team drunk fight internally over the barrel?

>>27711

You know BeardBeard won't like that at all and could be guarding Rudy's BITCHES.

DO YOU WANT TO RISK LOSING THE BITCHES? :(

>>27725

I'm in survival mode, motherfucker. Muschio is going to stab them bitches whether Rudy wants to or not.

>>27727
you are gonna stab the bunny wives? you ARE evil Muschio

>>27727

That's not DAPPER!

That's not DAPPER at all!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)11:57 No. 27731 ID: bde1b8
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>Break open the ALE and spill it on the ground, so no one else may drink it.

You do not think your sword will do the trick against the barrel's thick wooden hide, so you ask Rudy Mann to take it out. He seems offended by the concept.

"Destroying another man's alcoholic beverage? The tactic of a coward! No man would truly be safe, in a world where hooligans destroyed their liquor! Alcohol is a sacred substance, to be preserved for those in need! I, Rudy Mann, am a Fair Motherfucker, and I will not destroy another man's drink."

>>27731

Alright, Muschio, Rudy's officially a meatshield/distraction. He's too weak to win.

Still, hide the adorable intruder in a defensible position.

>>27733

But, uh, don't say that first part out loud.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)12:17 No. 27753 ID: bde1b8
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>Still, hide the adorable intruder in a defensible position.
Very well.

Now, do we want to defend, or proceed? My compatriot seems to kind to begin with a violent affront, whereas I would much rather make some sort of stratagem previously. This current location lacks strategic defenses, however, so pressing forward for a better location may be the best idea.

Also the room seems to have conveniently redrawn itself. How unexpected.

>>27753

...You know, we could use Deme and the ale as bait for a trap. Could Muschio push the barrel on his own? If not, just lie to Rudy about what you're doing with it.

Anyway, we should probably find a better position before any of that, though. Check the adjacent rooms very carefully.

Damn it, I wish somebody else would start suggesting things. I'd rather not have to take full responsibility for any potential fuck-ups.

Besides, based on the previous response, people don't seem to agree with my particular strategy.

>>27753
I'd suggest Rudy and Muschio press forward, taking the INTRUDER with them to use as a hostage.

See what's behind the doors.

>>27753

By the way, the idea is that the last two surviving quest characters move on, correct? They don't necessarily have to be from the same team?

Head through NORTH door.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)13:05 No. 27788 ID: bde1b8
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>>27755
>>27758
I shall check the two adjacent rooms before deciding how to advance, then. This is the room to the East of us. There is someone coming from the far end. Make that two someones.

>>27762
By my understanding of the rules, no, they do not require both survivors to be of the same team.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)13:05 No. 27789 ID: bde1b8
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Through this room is a ladder and another door. No one is in here.

>>27789
PUSH BUTAN

>>27789
Remove a rung from the ladder, near the top if you can. That way anyone who uses it from above will fall down.

Team Nemesis isn't particularly interested in the booze or the intruder (Though they may choose to hack the latter to bits) so it should be okay to examine the red-cross room. Let's avoid a confrontation with Nemesis for now. Maybe they'll waste themselves on other targets first.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)13:25 No. 27805 ID: bde1b8
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>Remove a rung from the ladder, near the top if you can.
A clever ruse! I ask Rudy to take care of this for me, and he does so with gusto.

>PUSH BUTAN
Very well. The monitor has turned on. It appears to be displaying nothing what so ever.

>>27805

Keep an eye (and ear) on each entrance, and make sure nobody sneaks into the first room to jack our booze and captive.

Oh, and if Tav shows up to get the intruder, don't kill him on sight. I really couldn't give half a shit about anybody else, unless they appear cooperative.

Point your sword at the monitor and say "Look here! I know you're some ominous watching entity trying to manipulate everything for your personal whim, or whatever other silly agenda you think you have. You will show yourself right now or I will smash this monitor and every camera in this facility!"

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)13:44 No. 27811 ID: bde1b8
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"Look here! I know you're some ominous watching entity trying to manipulate everything for your personal whim, or whatever other silly agenda you think you have. You will show yourself right now or I will smash this monitor and every camera in this facility!"

A strange word appears on the screen.

I also seem to be hearing a voice from my left. It sounds like a woman. She sounds distressed.

>>27811
It would be undapper to not help a lady in need. Charge in, wary of any uncouth traps.

Also, Rudy hug Muschie.

Look in the direction of the scream without revealing yourselves.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)14:00 No. 27829 ID: bde1b8
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I shall peek into the adjacent room to ascertain this new voice.

"No means no, Dong man! I will not be your sidekick!"
"But ma'am, you are so cute! I require a beautiful woman at my side, to keep me standing tall in the ugly face of danger!"
"F-flattery will get you no where!"

She appears to be blushing vehemently.
>Team Last Minute Extras found!

Kill both of them

>>27829
Go inside. Make Dapper proposal. Recruit them into Team Dapper as minions/henchmen/equal-opportunity-partners.

Also, don't forget to introduce yourself.

RIP AND TEAR!

Then seduce the woman and use her to scout. There are only 2 females so we might as well use our seduce when we can.

>>27829

Become frightened of luminescent pink creature with tail:

>>27818

And, I guess we could attempt to recruit Dongman. I GUESS.

I'd prefer to just stab him, but whatever.

>>27841
>Become frightened of luminescent pink creature with tail:
I think that's Coralina, bro.

>>27841

Well, use DAPPER on the girl for sure. I just realized who she was.

>>27829
Ask them if they want to join our party. Have Rudy use his SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER powers on the girl if she resists.
We'll need everyone we can get to take down TEAM NEMESIS. Just look at Ace's TOUGH stat. That's gonna take some real crossover clusterfucking right there.
Tell Dong Man he can use that line if he wants.

Let's go around and build a MASSIVE FUCKING PARTY, because god knows it never gets old drawing nine different characters on screen at once. Then we'll just steamroll the shit out of TEAM NEMESIS.
After they're gone, we can divide and get rid of anyone we don't like.

It'll be like our own miniature empire, with all kinds of freaks and weirdos. Every VILLAIN needs minions, Muschio!

>>27844

I was referring to the quote-link-thing in the middle of the post.

Also, this:

>>27846

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>27829
Have Rudy take his shirt off and use Seductive Glance, disabling and hopefully wifing Coralina. This will simultaneously cause Dong Man to be overcome with envy and mysterious, frightening attraction. In the face of such confusion, his confidence will be shaken and he will be forced to flee or be easily dispatched in his weakened state.

>>27829
Hey Muschio, do you still have the Orb? That girl has one too. I want to see what happens if they touch. I think we might explode.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)16:35 No. 27916 ID: bde1b8
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>Seduce Coralina
Rudy Mann uses Seductive Glance!
"Madam, my name is Rudy Mann, and I am a suave motherfucker. Would you like to join my noble cause?"
"W-w-what? I, um... yes, p-p-please."

Dongman is not amused.
>animation!

>>27916
Apologies to Dong man and offer to form a team made of utter manliness.

>>27916
Ask Dongman if he would like to join the party.
We are going to search for INDIVIDUALS OF JUSTICE. We may find additional COMELY WENCHES in the course of our journey, and his MIGHTY DONG POWERS would be much appreciated.
If he refuses, punch him. In the dong.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)16:53 No. 27929 ID: bde1b8
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"Excuse me, sir, but that dame clutching you ever so tightly is my sidekick, and I need her gentle caress to keep me going in the thick of evil's tightened bowels. I ask that you give her release, that she may come together with me."

>Control has been switched to RUDY momentarily, because Muschio telling Rudy how to deal with his woman problems makes little sense to me.

>>27929

"I challenge you to a test of MANLINESS for this fine young lady. We shall punch one another's fist until one of us surrenders."

>>27929
"I have a better idea. This woman is clearly smitten with me. You may accompany me and attempt to woo her at your leisure. Should she become receptive to your advances at any point, you may leave with my blessing. Until that time, however, I would ask that you assist me in MOLESTING EVIL."

>>27929
Explain he can't help it, but would be happy to assist you in finding an alternative.

>>27929
"This lovely lady has given you your answer, my good man. She does not wish to be your sidekick. Calling her such is just a show of denial on your part. However, before you get hot under the collar because of that little comment, show you are a true gentleman. Join us and be her escort until this whole thing is over and done with. And by escort, I mean the protective sorts."

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)17:16 No. 27940 ID: bde1b8
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>"I have a better idea. This woman is clearly smitten with me. You may accompany me and attempt to woo her at your leisure. Should she become receptive to your advances at any point, you may leave with my blessing. Until that time, however, I would ask that you assist me in MOLESTING EVIL. Join us and be her escort until this whole thing is over and done with. And by escort, I mean the protective sorts."
"HMMM... I DO enjoy molesting evil... Very well! My mighty lance shall assist your masculine charms, and we shall thrust our way towards victory!"

Dongman attempts to POSE AS A TEAM. By himself. Muschio is not amused.

>Control has returned to Muschio
>Team Extras has joined Team Dapper!
>Team Drunk has joined Team D'awww!

>>27940
Get in on that posing dude. TEAM MEGA-DAPER GO!

>>27940
>Team Drunk has joined Team D'awww!

O SNAP

>>27944
Now all we gotta do is convince Team Drunken D'awww to join us.

THEN ITS TEAM STEAMROLL UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

I wonder how that happened. Maybe Kara got it on with Fluffy.

>>27944

Doesn't mean we can't temporarily join together to kill Nemesis, though.

...Wait a second, who's watching the booze and the prisoner?

>>27953
And what were these two guarding?

>>27955

Ask them, considering they're not hostile, at least not for now.

Then go check on the booze and the intruder. I have a feeling we'll find Drunken D'awww there.

>>27953
Wait... we didnt barracade behind us? What were we thinking?

>>27958

We didn't really have anything to barricade with.

And hey, I wasn't the one who suggested we leave our defensive post to converse with cyclops girl and that guy with an exclamation point on his dick.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)17:48 No. 27969 ID: bde1b8
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>Get in on that posing dude.
...Very well.

Also there is long thin knife here, as well as the Orb of Infinite Psyche, my own power up.

"Hey Ace, look what I got?"

...It appears we have two guests.

>Pete has found his power up! Reka has found her power up! Fluffy has found his power up!

Oh shit. This isnt looking good.
Quickly Team Super-Daper! To battle!
BATTLE CRY: TAKE NO SHIT!

>>27969
Now is not the time to fight! It's not DRAMATIC ENOUGH. Have Rudy Mann PUNCH THE CEILING to create a blockade of rubble! Then we will escape to find Team Drunken D'awww!

Get our fucking orb, too.

>>27971
Yes! I change my vote to this.

RUDY MANN PUNCH ACE IN FACE
MUSCHIO KILL PETE WITH SWORD
DONGMAN BE READY WITH THAT EXPLOSION THING, BUT DON'T LET IT OFF UNLESS ALL IS LOST.

>>27981

They both have high toughness, and passive abilities such as "Unstoppable" and "No Pain".

Please, just grab us (the Orb), and get the flying fuck out of there. We need to join up with Drunken D'awww, especially since they've found a couple of power ups.

...Unless we're talking to Pete now. In that case, THROW THE BALL AT THE GUY WITH THE WEIRD NOSE, PETE! And I don't mean Ace!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)18:22 No. 27987 ID: bde1b8
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>Collapse the ceiling, that we may make our escape!
"Stand back, everyone."
Rudy attempts CEILING UPPERCUT!

>animooted!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)18:23 No. 27988 ID: bde1b8
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...

There is no ceiling to speak of here in this white space. I... I do not know when he is coming back down.

>>27988
... RUN.

>>27988
SEMINAL BLAST!

FLEE HOLY SHIT HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE!

Dongman shot a fucking beam into outer space. I bet he can hurt these fags.

There IS a ceiling. He WILL find it. He WILL punch the EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF IT!

Feed Coralina an appropriate Mannikin to summon something useful and possibly referential.

Get Coralina to quickly conjure a squid with projectile ink to squirt in our Nemeses' eyes. Unconjurify it so she's not blind, then fucking run.

MUSCHIO AND CORALINA GET BEHIND DONGMAN AND DONGMAN USE SEMINAL SHOT. MUSCHIO KILL ANY SURVIVOORS.

summon a SNAKEBEE

>>28006

I'm going to go ahead and assume that Dongman will need his power-up before he gets to use his seminal shot.

If that's the case, I'm sticking by my squid-conjuring idea. If not, seminal shot the shit out of them.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:05 No. 28014 ID: bde1b8
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>>27990
>>27993
Dongman thrusts into action, his powerful loins tingling with justice!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:07 No. 28015 ID: bde1b8
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He thrusts forward, his loins throbbing with his manly energy. He works himself to full emission!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:08 No. 28016 ID: bde1b8
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SEMINAL BLAST!

>>28016
DODGING. OUR ONLY WEAKNESS.

CORALINA!

SUMMON OWLBEAR TO FIGHT PETE

>>28016
Fffff, now we're gunna lose him! He'll probably go to sleep after blowing a huge load like that!

>>28016

Run while they tear Dongman apart.

Give Coralina a Mannikin of something funny and referential but also useful. Surprise us.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:23 No. 28026 ID: bde1b8
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Out of some strange sense of commitment, Coralina summons an Owlbear to defend Dongman!

Muschio finds this an excellent time to RUN.

Dongman is feeling very DIZZY and TIRED. He will probably pass out sometime within the next three posts.

Owlbear: Yell "I'M COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!"

>>28026
Quick! Do something to get Dongman excited enough for round two before he passes out!

>>28026
Yell out for Coralina to run.

Has Rudy pierced the heavens yet?

>>28026
Coralina, if the Owlbear gets hurt, try to conjure a dragon large enough to grab Dongman and ride out of reach.

>>28026

Get Dongman out of there, using the beast as a distraction. If you can get a safe distance away and barricade a door, then unsummon it so she doesn't lose her eye.

>>28026

Who the hell is in possession of the Orb right now, anyway?

>>28026

...and look around for Ace, too. I didn't see him dodge the shot, but he can be a sneaky bastard.

>>28038
I don't think he dodged it due to having 1 agility. Probably didn't do much though.

>>28040

In any case, we didn't get an elimination message for him.

...I hope Muschio's not getting Aceraped right now.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:40 No. 28042 ID: bde1b8
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>>28034
>>28035
Grand ideas! I shall dispel him after his first post, then use a dragon to get us out of-

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:40 No. 28043 ID: bde1b8
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AGH MY EYE

>>28043
ANY TIME NOW RUDY

Rudy! This guy is giving you shit! TAKE NO SHIT RUDY! TAKE HIM DOWN!

>>28042

I saw that, you small, unrecognizable background man.

>>28043

Oh, shit. We've got a blind chick and a superhero who's about to pass out, all several feet from a knife-wielding psychopath. Unless Rudy, Muschio or Team Drunken D'awww feel like helping out, those two are boned.

Well the Extra team didn't last long. And now we are all alone.

>>28043
Just run to your right. Whitespace has few edges.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)19:53 No. 28054 ID: bde1b8
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Temporary burnout. I'll be blind for a minute.

...I don't expect to last that long.

>>28054
Just run. Doesn't matter where, just long enough for Rudy and/or your eyesight to return.

Also, holy shit, Dongman took his arm off.

Throw yourself to the ground roll as hard as you can.

>>28054
Well fuck. It looks like we DIDN'T kill Ace. Oh well, time to run faster and/or die horribly.

Rudy: Finish looping around the void by hitting Pete with the uppercut.

>>28054
I don't suppose you can summon anything right now? Godspeed.

>28054

Drop to the ground, roll in a circle, use the blood from your eye as the circle.

Seal Pete's ass.

>>28054
Looks like we disarmed Ace.

>>28064
dohohohoho

>>28054
RUN GOD DAMNIT. HE'LL GO FOR DONGMAN.
Turn around and start running in the opposite direction. Scream a lot. Maybe... maybe Beardbeard will save you?!

>>28064
http://instantrimshot.com/

And, honestly, the seal is a terrible idea. Don't those things have to be drawn carefully out of saltpeter or something?

And, Coralina, don't be scared or anything. It'll be just like going to sleep. While being chopped to pieces, though. Actually, that's terrifying. Run and scream while flailing your arms.

Rudy: Your foolishness is about to result in the death of a woman you have placed under your protection. Is that what you want? Is that what you stand for? Is that what Rudy Mann stands for?

Abort Punch Ceiling: Interrupted by Distressed Damsel.

>>28063

DO IT!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)20:04 No. 28075 ID: bde1b8
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>And now we are all alone.
>Activate special ability: Outwit!
...A valid point. I do not wish to lack minions, so I have returned to see them through this day.

Coralina takes this moment to RUN. I wish her luck.

>>28075
Try to inflict a bleeding wound....to his groin.

>>28064
Would you say 'e's pretty 'armless now?

>>28075
Contine Outwit -> Outmatch. Counterattack.

>>28075

Time to Outmatch.

And make sure he doesn't get back up.

>>28081
Maybe we could do a demonic ritual using him as the sacrifice to bring Rudy back if we manage to kill him.

>>28075
Concentrate on blocking!
Yell at Dongman to run to somewhere safe where he can pass out. It's too dangerous here. If he does pass out while still in danger, he's pretty much a loss. We have no way of waking him, and he's too big to carry.
We can't possibly fight Pete and Ace by ourselves. The only thing we can do is buy time. Try to hang in there as long as you can, for Coralina and Dongman both. But if it gets too dangerous, run. After all, you're the one holding the orb... Master Muschio!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)20:20 No. 28085 ID: bde1b8
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>Special ability: Outmatch.

>Try to inflict a bleeding wound....to his groin.
I will stab him wherever my blade may land.

But you can be sure he will bleed.

>>28085
Withdraw while moving to block.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)20:21 No. 28087 ID: bde1b8
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>And make sure he doesn't get back up.

Muschio Malto does not do things halfway.

>>28087
Cut off his arms anyway.

>>28087

That's really damned cool, but watch out for that one-armed son of a bitch wandering around.

>>28087
Holy fuck, you are awesome, Muschio. Truly worthy to be in charge of Rudy Mann.
Why do we always forget how awesome you are?
...
Uh. What's Ace doing now?

>>28085
Is he dead? If so, time to withdraw. Take Dongman with you if possible. If he yet lives, part his head from his shoulders. And then withdraw.

He's not out yet, turn and face him.

Back off before he can pull some last-ounce-of-strength crap. Watch out for the tall and now one-armed guy.

Coralina: Regain eyesight. Locate pajamas with Muschio on them as proof of loyalty.

>>28087

...

Hey, I haven't read the quest Pete's in, so is there anything in particular about him that would be important to know? Like the ability to live through a horrific stabbing?

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)20:30 No. 28100 ID: bde1b8
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>>28091
What one armed... Oh dear.

>>28097
He has survived a bullet to the head~

>>28100
FEINT FEINT FEINT FEINT FEINT

>>28100
Yesss GO ACE

>>28100
ACE IS REALLY SLOW. DODGE AND RUN AWAY.

>>28100
Um... according to the quest he was in, this guy is unstoppable. Possible options include: Die or Run

I think the appropriate action is self explanatory.

>>28104
see
>>20507
>Passive Ability: Unstoppable

Chop off his other arm.

Do not use long sword strikes or try to stab. It will give him a free hit, which will kill you.

>>28104

Well, whatever method he was using in RQ to regenerate probably can't be reached here, so we may just need to tear him apart, piece by piece.

Oh, and, Muschio, FUCKING RUN! If he was too slow for that herbivorous bunny girl, then he's too slow for you.

Also, locate Kara. Ranged weapons are the way to go against something like Ace, and she's got a goddamn shotgun.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)20:41 No. 28111 ID: bde1b8
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>>28101
I dodge, and take this moment to inflict some pain upon him. Hopefully this will give me the moment I need to flee proper.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)20:42 No. 28112 ID: bde1b8
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>Do not use long sword strikes or try to stab. It will give him a free hit, which will kill you.

...Ouch.

Yell to the dwarf that he can have all your beer if he helps you.

>>28111
Do not go anywhere near that dwarf.

>>28112
SEE THAT DORF. YELL FOR HIS AID.
YOU ARE THE MIGHTY MUSCHIO. AND WILL PAY IN BEER.

Coralina: Regain eyesight. Start recognizing people from your pajamas. Become wierded out.

>>28112
>Passive Ability: Pain is a blessing.
Roll away from Ace, parrying and countering every single blow coming your way, and pick up the Orb. Then proceed to go finish Pete off as Rudy Mann flattens the motherfucker in a dapper manner upon reentry.

>>28112

Unless Ace decides to step on you, he'll probably need to lift his remaining arm to finish you. So you may not need the dwarf's help, if you can roll out and escape.

Otherwise, bribe dwarf with alcohol.

>>28116
Ace is unstoppable. You can't block his attacks.

>>28112
Oh lord.
Beardbeard is here.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR AN EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT. WITHOUT RUDY WE HAVE NOTHING THAT CAN STOP BEARDBEARD.

Quick! Yell something about Ace hiding all the alcohol and FLEEE!

>>28119
If we roll away, hack his leg off, but don't get crushed by him.

>>28120
Then do this: >>28115 and retrieve the Orb when the dwarf and/or Rudy distracts Ace.

>>28122
In case you don't know geometry, this means slash upward from his front or downward from his back.

Yell at beardbeard that we know the location of much delicious alcohol! We will tell him if he helps us!

When Coralina recovers, could she conjure some sort of creature that shits gunpowder?

I've got a plan to defeat Beardbeard. Well, unless he's immune to goddamn explosions.

>>28130
Beardbeard exploded the sun on himself.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)21:04 No. 28132 ID: bde1b8
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>DODGE MUSCHIO DODGE.

>Pain is a blessing activated.
Its right... there. RIGHT THERE, MUSCHIO.


Pain is weakness. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Without pain, I cannot be alive. Without pain, one cannot move forward. Without pain, you can not push your boundaries. Without pain, you can not push yourself farther than you have ever gone before. Without pain, I can not move forward. I can not move forward.

I am Muschio Motherfucking Malto. And I need to move forward.

>>28132
GO GO GO

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)21:05 No. 28134 ID: bde1b8
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...Did I just say motherfucking? That cat is getting to me. But no matter.

>Muschio has retrieved his power up!

>>28134
Gain some distance from him.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)21:07 No. 28136 ID: bde1b8
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For I am Muschio Malto.

I am the Devil Incarnate.

And nothing will stop me now.

>Powerup ability: DEVIL HIMSELF: Muschio has greater pain tolerance, as well as increased speed and strength.

>>28134
Muschio Malto, one suave motherfucker.

>>28136
Boss! It's so good to see you! We... we missed you...
Let's go fuck shit up!

>>28136
So team dapper is also team demonic side?

>>28136
Sweeeeeet.

Sever Ace's head from his shoulders. That should drop him quickly.

Then turn your attention on the short, hairy bastard in the doorway. I want to see if Godslayer can deal with the Devil.

>>28140

Okay, I admit I said that last part just because it sounded really cool. If Muschio's still not strong enough to take on Beardbeard, then please don't do that.

Decapitate Ace and leave.

Also:
>>28134
>>28111
Muschio's training is in fencing styles, not Star Wars slashes...

>>28136
Sever his other arm then carve out his heart.

>>28140
I'm pretty sure Muschio in this form totally can take on the dwarf. But not entirely sure, so we might want to wait until Rudy finds a ceiling.

>>28141
I still say we should call for Beardbeard's aid. Guy is psychotically powerful, but manipulation is easy. We just have to get on his "Friends" list, and he'll charge through hell to save us.
Offer him the beer.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)21:21 No. 28147 ID: bde1b8
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>>28142
This one >>28134
was not a slash. He just picked up his sword as he got up.

Also whitespace has nothing black; what did you think those two white spots were. Srsly guys.

>>28147
Emphasis of his evil eyes maybe?

>>28147
Fall to the ground.

Spit blood out of your mouth, and say "If you kill me, you'll never know where the beer is!"

>>28147

Use your devil powers to jump really high.

Bonus points if you do a backflip.

>>28147 >>28151
BE A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER. LEARN FROM THE MIBS.
JUMP INTO THE AIR, AND ROLL INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK.

IS RUDY DONE DICKING AROUND YET?

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)21:31 No. 28154 ID: bde1b8
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>Muschio! Dive down!
No need, for it knocked me aside. Ow my back...

Kara continues her rampage!

>Ace activates SUNDERING CLAW.
>Kara canceled Annihilate Whitespace With Truck: Interrupted by ACE.

>>28154

Something tells me Kara's screwed.

Be prepared to salvage the gun.

Grab Fluffy's scarf. Pull him to the ground. Stick a sword in him. Then immediately grab Coralina and run away. Hopefully DongMan will be mistaken for dead. He's much too large to be transported.

>>28146

Remember, though, that if we make Beardbeard an ally, he could stab us in the back when he finds out that there can only be two survivors.

And that would be a hell of a backstab.

>>28154
Yell at Kara that melee is useless against Ace! She needs to use ranged attacks!
Ask Fluffy to Mimic Ace!
Also, reiterate that you have beer?!

>>28157
Isn't Coralina already running away?

>>28162
She's got no functioning eyes at the moment.

At the very least, grab her hand so she can run along behind you. Like in Ico.

>>28161

Honestly, I think we just need to let them die.

You know, less competition. With this "There can only be two!" bullshit, we would end up having to cull a few allies anyway.

>>28167
Is that any kind of attitude to have? We shall leave no man behind, good sir. They put our faith in us and we're going to bring them out of this on top. That is what seperates us from the rest of these ruffians. If we all survive, we will simply ignore this "only 2 crap" you speak of and refuse to turn on eachother. Lets see how the gods handle that, aye? WE SHALL BE A PARTY TO THEIR GAMES NO MORE!

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)21:50 No. 28172 ID: bde1b8
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>Grab Fluffy's scarf.
It appears to be a long braid.

>Pull him to the ground.
It seems he did that himself. They bailed out when ace tossed the truck.

>Stick a sword in him.
Very well.

>Honestly, I think we just need to let them die. You know, less competition. With this "There can only be two!" bullshit, we would end up having to cull a few allies anyway.

My thoughts exactly. There will be a bloodbath this day.

>>28172
I TOLD YOU TO FINISH PETE

Kill Fluffy NOW. Then run away IMMEDIATELY after.

I still think you need to save Coralina if she is still in danger. (Uncertain if she regained her sight and escaped) She can summon meat shields for you, but seems vulnerable to a sword in the head if it comes to that.

Shouldn't Beardbeard have walked over here by now?

>>28172
Master Muschio, as much as I appreciate the idea of "There can be only two", Pete and Ace are both still moving. Shouldn't we sic as many people on THEM before we start killing people?
We can brutally slaughter everyone after, when they've expended their energy fighting TEAM NEMESIS, while we're still fresh and able.
And if they die in the ATTEMPT, so much the better.
It's resource management, Muschio!

>>28176
The current body count is 0. We are waaaaay behind our quota.

If their head isn't separated from their body, they aren't dead enough. Remember this, it will save your life.

>>28172
Ace and Pete are bar far the biggest threats! Killing Fluffy would anger his friends, and his friends would make damn good meatshields if they were your allies. The others can be killed stealthily later, subterfuge won't work on Ace or Pete!

>>28172

Hey, will Muschio's Devil-mode ever run out? If so, we might want to go ahead and decapitate some of the heavy-hitters while we still can.

Examples would be Pete, Ace, Beardbeard, or even Rudy. Though we might want to leave one of team Nemesis alive, if only to sew discord.

>>28174
Skipping the "Kill Fluffy" step might be more prudent. Leaving these two to Team Nemesis will provide excellent cover for an escape. Regardless of the outcome of the fight, the winning side will sustain some damage, leaving them as (hopefully) easy pickings. Or at least easier than getting involved in a brawl with those two brutes still there, should we fail to kill Fluffy.

Fuck this, we've been escaping for 7 posts. Just run away already.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)22:08 No. 28186 ID: bde1b8
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>I TOLD YOU TO FINISH PETE
Ace got in the way.

>Kill Fluffy NOW. Then run away IMMEDIATELY after.
An excellent idea.

>I still think you need to save Coralina if she is still in danger. (Uncertain if she regained her sight and escaped) She can summon meat shields for you, but seems vulnerable to a sword in the head if it comes to that.

I do not see her. I assume she stumbled out of Whitespace.

>The current body count is 0. We are waaaaay behind our quota.
Far too behind for my own liking.

>>28186
I don't think that killed him.

>>28186

...Where the hell is Tav, anyway?

He's not about to put a spike through our head for killing his teammate, is he?

Maybe we should wait a moment.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)22:11 No. 28189 ID: bde1b8
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>If their head isn't separated from their body, they aren't dead enough.
Very well.

>Fluffy has been eliminated.

Great. Now skedaddle while Team Drunk fights Team Nemesis.

>>28188

Nevermind, he's dead.

Prepare for guide-rod-through-chest, though.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)22:12 No. 28192 ID: bde1b8
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And now I make my retreat.

Hopefully, the softening up we did will allow Beardbeard to eliminate Ace.