Make your players bring snacks!

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)15:10 No. 193723 ID: d560d6
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You are ANGRY DRAWFAG, and it's time to produce silly images for random Internet people.

What do?

Approach the glowbox.
Light the proper incense and pour your libations.
Remove the first layer of clothing.

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)15:15 No. 193727 ID: d560d6
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You already have a mug of LUKEWARM SKUB sat next to the monitor, which also provides an appropriate aromatic atmosphere.

As you go to sit down, however, you notice a problem. Where the hell is your damn stylus?

check under the desk

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)15:50 No. 193742 ID: d560d6
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...nope, nothing down here but dust. Besides, with the side buttons, it's not prone to rolling off of desks.

>>193742
Well if it's not on the desk and could roll of, maybe it got left somewhere. Were you carrying it recently? Could it get in your pockets? Do you have a cat?

Did it fall into a desk drawer?

Check under the keyboard, that's where mine usually hides.

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)16:13 No. 193752 ID: d560d6
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>>193748
You don't remember taking it anywhere recently, but it's certainly portable. There's a cat lurking around the garden sometimes.

>>193752
You haven't got a spare somewhere?

Well, let's go see about that cat, I guess?

>>193752
Check around the room in places you were doing stuff recently, then around the house the same way.

>>193753
If it isn't his cat and in his house that won't be it. We are NOT going on a wild cat chase.

>>193754
Hey, he proposed it, not me. :V

Find beans and eat a metric ton of them, then fart so hard you rocket through your roof.

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)16:24 No. 193758 ID: d560d6
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>>193749
You rummage through the desk, getting excited for a moment before realising that it's just an empty biro amongst the other miscellaneous JUNK.

You do discover where you mislaid your DUCT TAPE, however.

Checking under the keyboard only succeeds in eliciting an irritated DING from the computer as you knock the space bar.

>>193753
Alas, no; the spares were priced almost as high as the tablet.

Looking out the window, you can see the cat lounging about on your barbecue, doubtless shedding hair all over the place. There route out there is via the kitchen, through the door.

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)16:32 No. 193759 ID: d560d6
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>>193757
You're not sure you have enough beans in the house, regardless of the questionable wisdom and hygiene of such a plan, but you mosey through the front hall on your way to the kitchen anyway.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)16:41 No. 193761 ID: d560d6
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>>193759
Behold, the kitchen. The door on the lower left routes out to the garden via the rear hall; the upper left to the garage.

A quick rummage through the cupboards reveals no stylus, and also nowt but a single can of beans. You leave it there since this is no time for culinary antics.

Strong sunlight pours through the garden window. You're not sure you could face the eye-crippling rays of the daystar without your NIFTY HAT.

>>193761
Hmm.

Where would your hat be?

Suggestion 2010/06/14(Mon)18:03 No. 193775 ID: d560d6
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>>193774
You're reasonably sure you left it to dry somewhere after that incident with the raver sharkgirls.

The good news is that that somewhere won't be outdoors, since you can see through the window that your washing line isn't up.

>>193775
>raver sharkgirls
Um... what?

>>193775
Check upstairs. Bedroom perhaps?

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)11:09 No. 194111 ID: d560d6
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>>193859
You ascend the stairs.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)11:18 No. 194116 ID: d560d6
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Alas, no hat here.

>>194116
Bathroom perhaps?

Wait, why are there cracks in the ceiling above your wardrobe?

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)12:05 No. 194131 ID: d560d6
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>>194118
>Bathroom perhaps?
That's across the hall, but---

>Wait, why are there cracks in the ceiling above your wardrobe?
---that...that's a good question. It looks like the ceiling is sagging slightly too. Hunh.

>>194131

Can you go even HIGHER to see why there's cracks? Maybe go to the attic?

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)12:54 No. 194147 ID: d560d6
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>>194134
The hatch is infuriatingly out of reach.

The good news is that you have a ladder in the garage.

You remember the bad news is that it's broken from when you sat down with it left in the back pocket of your inventory.

Go right!

>>194147

Go left!

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)13:17 No. 194152 ID: d560d6
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>>194148
>>194149
You decide to enter the door to your left, which is to the right of the scene.

Oh, hey. A hat.

>>194152
It is fashionable hat.
You must wear it.

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)14:04 No. 194169 ID: d560d6
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>>194164
Dang. It's still damp. You can't possibly wear a moist hat.

put it by a heater.

>>194169
Put it in the oven. Bake at 200 degrees.

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)14:59 No. 194191 ID: d560d6
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>>194176
The smell of warm hat emanates from the oven.

>>194191

Watch that hat carefully. CAREFULLY!

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)15:55 No. 194241 ID: d560d6
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>>194208
Avoiding fire-based tragedy, you take the now-dry NIFTY HAT and add it to your inventory along with the DUCT TAPE and your trusty MULTITOOL.

>>194241
So I guess it's time to put on that hat and go out-- have we checked the garage? Let's go check the garage, just to be compulsively completionist.

also why isn't this getting more suggestions

give more suggestions, guys

jeez

>>194241
Let us go OUTSIDE! Uh, we were supposed to check the garden or something, right?

What we really need is a footstool or something to stand on so we can get into the attic.

Go find something to stand on in your garage/shed

Use DUCT TAPE on WALL to make a LADDER in order to reach the unreachable HATCH. Never underestimate the power of the DUCT TAPE.

Suggestion 2010/06/16(Wed)14:47 No. 194646 ID: d560d6
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>>194294
>>194354
>What we really need is a footstool or something to stand on so we can get into the attic.
>Use DUCT TAPE on WALL to make a LADDER in order to reach the unreachable HATCH.

GENIUS! Using the computer chair and all of the DUCT TAPE, you improvise a short ladder and begin your ascent.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/16(Wed)14:47 No. 194647 ID: d560d6
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>>194646
Uh-oh.

Suggestion 2010/06/16(Wed)14:51 No. 194650 ID: d560d6
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...

Suggestion 2010/06/16(Wed)14:51 No. 194651 ID: d560d6
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Perhaps a proper ladder would be a better idea.

>>194651

Restore! Then let's go search for something with a little more... laddericity.

>>194653
Or just don't use a rolling chair for a footstool, or otherwise stand on it.

Suggestion 2010/06/16(Wed)15:36 No. 194662 ID: d560d6
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>>194292
>>194350
>Let's go check the garage, just to be compulsively completionist.

You leave the kitchen and step through into the garage. The halves of the broken ladder hang on the wall opposite.

Use a tablecloth and your shoelaces to tie the two halves together, then climb into the hatch.

>>194662
Duct tape fixes everything.

...Are you guys sure this is a good idea? What if it breaks?

Then we lose another life. But, as they say: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

>>194662
You don't need to go that high.
Duct tape fasten two halves together to make A-frame ladder.

Check your pockets.

>>194662

Hey, radioactive waste. What's that doing here?

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)03:43 No. 194893 ID: d560d6
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>>194664
>>194749
>>194782
Unfortunately, when the ladder broke, the wood split pretty deeply. You reckon the rungs are still OK, but the uprights are going to need bracing with something or they break will just spread.

>>194790
Your inventory is the same as >>194241 .

>>194845
It's a canister of plutonium; the power source for the Drawmobile.

Anything useful in the DRAWMOBILE?

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)05:40 No. 194911 ID: d560d6
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>>194909
Nothing removable or suitable for repairing ladders; it's full of SCIENCE.

So, is that a flux capacator?

Use SCIENCE to teleport into the attic.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)06:11 No. 194916 ID: d560d6
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>>194913
>>194914
Unfortunately, the Drawmobile does not travel through TIME or SPACE (not least because the garage door is completely and utterly jammed shut).

>>194845
What, you think he's the only person who keeps radioisotopes in his home? In plenty of states it's illegal NOT to!

Refuel with the PLUTONIUM (make sure to equip ADVANCED RADIATION SUIT first). Then unleash your BERSERKER RAGE and break down the garage door. Prepare to fight off zombie invasion-

WITH YOUR FISTS

-Then seek an upgrade allowing the Drawmobile to travel through TIME-SPACE and teleport back in time. Then team up with yourself and lift him up on your shoulders to the hatch. After he obtains whatever is up there, he will not need to get an upgrade, and you will cease to exist.

But, alternate timeline past you will live on, victorious.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)07:49 No. 194928 ID: d560d6
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>>194925
>Refuel with the PLUTONIUM (make sure to equip ADVANCED RADIATION SUIT first).
You don't have an ADVANCED RADIATION SUIT, but you refuel it anyway since the plutonium feed system is entirely shielded and designed to receive directly from canisters.

>Then unleash your BERSERKER RAGE and break down the garage door.
You build up a reserve of RIGHTEOUS FURY and unleash it upon the unsuspecting metal panel and associated control box.

The attack is ineffective. It doesn't look like the Drawmobile's going to be driving anywhere.

>>194928

Hmm. What other rooms are there in the house we haven't explored?

>>194928
Let's go to the garden!

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)10:05 No. 194947 ID: d560d6
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>>194934
>>194938
While the other door in the garage leads straight to the garden, you decide to go back through the kitchen to check the back room on your way out.

It's devoid of styluses or unbroken ladders.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)10:07 No. 194948 ID: d560d6
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>>194947
Ah, the garden. You don your NIFTY HAT and take in a lungful of the fresh air rolling down from the glorious Badleédrorn mountain range.

>>194948
That's quite a scarecrow you've got there.

Say hello to the cat.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)14:01 No. 195005 ID: d560d6
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>>194952
>That's quite a scarecrow you've got there.
Yeah, not that the vegetables are growi---now who's gone and stuck that cape and daft helmet on it?

>Say hello to the cat.
The cat scrambles down the other side of the fence, being sure to demonstrate its contempt for humankind with a parting shot of its posterior.

Call up some BUDDIES and have a BARBEQUE. Then, stand on one of their shoulders to get to the attic hatch.

>>195005
Check in the shed.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)14:48 No. 195019 ID: d560d6
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>>195012
Organising the BUDDIES to mostly show up mostly at once would take several days at best.

>>195014
You wander into the cluttered shed.

Call MOM.

>>195019

After quick scan of shed, think about cleaning out the shed to find a ladder!

Don't actually clean it though. Find something to distract you and look somewhere else.

>>195019
What's that can on the shelf?

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)15:05 No. 195028 ID: d560d6
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>>195021
MOM™ states that she loves you, and tells you about special offers for Goo™ product.

You hang up before you start developing an inclination to paint signs.

Obtain SAW.

>>195028

Grab the shovel. At least I think it's a shovel

Use TRIDENT to summon Poseidon. Stand on his shoulders to reach the hatch.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)15:15 No. 195033 ID: d560d6
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>>195022
There's no ladder in here. Mostly junk and tools. You abandon searching for anything useful through the myriad INDISTINCT SHAPES.

>>195027
It's INSTAGROW™ FERTILIZER. Free sample or something; you can't quite remember, and haven't ever used it.

>>195033

Pour fertilizer on your unsprouted garden. Check to make sure you give the proper amount!

Use FERTILIZER and WATERING CAN, make intelligent plant friend, stand on shoulders to reach hatch.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)15:26 No. 195037 ID: d560d6
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>>195029
>>195030
You grab the SAW, the HOE, and the FERTILIZER for good measure.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)15:34 No. 195042 ID: d560d6
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>>195032
You grab the GARDEN FORK, make a marathon run down to the shore full of religious fervour and zeal, and make up some words in an attempt to summon something aquatic.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)15:34 No. 195043 ID: d560d6
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>>195042
It goes about as well as can be expected.

Restore, try using FERTILIZER on the plants.

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)16:03 No. 195050 ID: d560d6
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>>195034
>>195035
>>195049
The instructions on the bottle have faded away into illegibility, so you just eyeball it.

--More--

*prepares for death again*

Suggestion 2010/06/17(Thu)16:31 No. 195060 ID: d560d6
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>>195050
WHOA! This stuff works FAST!

>>195060
Well that's interesting. Not particularly surprising though. Get the large vegetable!

Hey why don't you root through the cabinets in your kitchen to see if there's anything unusual there?

Ask Wilson the next-door neightbour if you could borrow a ladder.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)12:16 No. 195819 ID: d560d6
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>>195067
>Get the large vegetable!
You add the COMICALLY-SHAPED TURNIP to your inventory.

>Hey why don't you root through the cabinets in your kitchen to see if there's anything unusual there?
No, really, the containers in the kitchen just contain foodstuffs. You open the fridge/freezer to demonstrate that its contents are of no use for fixing a ladder.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)12:18 No. 195821 ID: d560d6
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>>195086
Your neighbours never seem to be in.

You close the fridge again and contemplate bracing materials other than breaded ham slices.

>>195821
You mean like the broom? You could duct tape the broom and hoe to each side of the ladder.

Realize that there is nobody else but you and your Mom here because your Mother is an aging comatose psychic and accidentally trapped you in her deranged fantasy coma mind-world with her.

Use sheer force of will to escape, awaken in real house, start all over again.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)12:42 No. 195828 ID: d560d6
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>>195823
>start all over again
You are ANGRY DRAWFAG, and it's time to produce silly images for random Internet people.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)12:47 No. 195836 ID: d560d6
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>>195828
Uh-oh. It looks like only the Restart button works.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)12:53 No. 195842 ID: d560d6
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>>195836
>>195822
>You mean like the broom?
After a few thousand iterations, you realise that picking up the kitchen MOP breaks the cycle.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)13:00 No. 195843 ID: d560d6
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>>195822
>You could duct tape the broom and hoe to each side of the ladder.
You have constructed a LOP-SIDED LADDER.

The DUCT TAPE is all used up, but you're pretty confident it'll hold together.

>>195843
Ok, let's use the saw to make it less lopsided.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)13:10 No. 195847 ID: d560d6
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>>195846
>Ok, let's use the saw to make it less lopsided.
You now have a MOP-SIDED LADDER.

>>195847
Excellent. Use it to get into the attic.

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)14:06 No. 195874 ID: d560d6
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>>195860
You clamber up your now-repaired ladder.

--Gratuitous cliffhanger--

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)18:17 No. 196014 ID: d560d6
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>>195874
What.

>>196014

dun dun DUNNNNN

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)18:22 No. 196018 ID: d560d6
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This...this is not the expected contents of your attic.

>>196018
Wat

>>196018

Peek over stuff at the strange machine man.

Read label, hug Robot.

>>196018
That guy.

Hey, I bet he has a stylus.

>>196018
You appear to have a giant doomweapon on your attic. And i bet that fuck hasn't paid rent either. Demand that he explains what the fuck is going on in the name of the Emperor!

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)13:12 No. 196365 ID: d560d6
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>>196021
>Peek over stuff at the strange machine man.
You quietly move up to the box of STUFF. As if subconsciously sensing an audience, the techmarine bursts into villainous soliloquy.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)13:13 No. 196366 ID: d560d6
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>>196365
"It is complete! With the help of that fool's metaversal designs, a device---the TITILATOR---which will endow each and every gnoll, rat, cat, lohrke, rabbit, human, sergal...every last CREATURE with HUGE BREASTS! HAHA! BOSUMS! FUNBAGS! KNOCKERS! JUBBLIES!..."

This goes on for some time.

"...HOOTERS! MELONS! TATAS! GIGANTIC AND PLAYFUL SWEATER PUPPIES! JUGS!..."

Eventually, with a thunderous bellow of "TITS FOR THE TIT GOD!", the techmarine descends into twisted laughter.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)13:13 No. 196367 ID: d560d6
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>>196366
You vow that you must stop these diabolical machinations, for the good of flat-chested quest protagonists everywhere.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)13:14 No. 196368 ID: d560d6
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>>196367
...and certain others for which the effects would be extremely disturbing.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)13:14 No. 196370 ID: d560d6
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>>196368
The techmarine spasms backwards for a moment, spikes and various occult symbols swarming over its body, before returning to fiddling with the CONSOLE.

You had better do something. They don't tend to announce their plans to everyone within earshot until they're almost ready to enact them.

Use Belly drum, then switch to a Magikarp with Focus Sash and Flail.

Magikarp sweep your way to victory.

While he's distracted by his monologue, root through that box of STUFF, and be thankful that adventure game villains never do anything until you get around to having a long conversation with them.

Pull a random heavy object out of the box of junk and throw it at the console.

If it has a pin, pull the pin first.

>>196370
Quick. Out to the yard and grab the cape and the helmet from the scarecrow and then the trident from the shed. Go forth in your new armaments and chant prayer to the Emperor for aid in stopping this foul acts and then when you feel His power filling you up attack the heretic.

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)14:19 No. 196425 ID: d560d6
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>>196372
>Magikarp sweep your way to victory.

You do not have any POKEMANS.

>>196047
>Read label, hug Robot.

The label reads THIS SIDE UP. It points sideways. If only you were standing the other side, you would see that it reads STUFF.

You move in for a hug...

>>196335
>Demand that he explains what the fuck is going on in the name of the Emperor!

...and prepare to put your WRESTLING PROWESS to use to get answers out of this guy!

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)14:19 No. 196426 ID: d560d6
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>>196425
...unfortunately, you do not have much in the way of WRESTLING PROWESS.

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)14:20 No. 196427 ID: d560d6
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>>196426
Perhaps direct combat isn't a good approach.

Return, use forbidden dark magic rituals to enslave an extradimensional horror to do your bidding, and use it to defeat the Power Armor Guy.

>>196427
Build a shrine to the Emperor and pray for salvation. Surely He will give you an inkling of His powers so that you can defeat the vile heretic in your attic.

Alternatively, call the police, say there's a crazy guy who broke into your attic with some kind of very large gun, have a pint, and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

>>196366
>>196367
>>196368

I see nothing wrong with his plan.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/182101.html#196467

>chest bump things

Oh no, we're too late!

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)18:08 No. 196529 ID: d560d6
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>>196394
>While he's distracted by his monologue, root through that box of STUFF...
You pry open the oddly-constructed cardboard box.

Oh, YUCK. Looks like some kind of big bug has crawled in amongst your collection of MYRIAD THINGS and died.

There's a Hero-Dressed person in there! Pull them out and add them to your party!

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)18:11 No. 196532 ID: d560d6
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>>196394
>...and be thankful that adventure game villains never do anything until you get around to having a long conversation with them.

...well, damn.

>>196398
>Pull a random heavy object out of the box of junk and throw it at the console.

You're not sure that would achieve much other than getting his attention.

You don't want his attention. It hurts.

Wait a sec, we own Space Hulk? That's awesome! Yank it out, wipe the skank off with your shirt, and see if this guy would be up for a game! It may or may not cause him to abort his current plans, but it's more than likely a chance to play a rather awesome game... and worst case scenario you have someone with boobs sitting across from you. Well OK, second to worst, worst being death happening again.

Lick the bug.

Lick it.

Suggestion 2010/06/21(Mon)06:20 No. 196736 ID: d560d6
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>>196429
>use forbidden dark magic rituals

You remember how well that didn't work last time.

>>196470
>call the police

Even if one of them can be torn away from tracking down dangerous criminals such as photographers, you're not sure they'd achieve anything in time.

>>196531
>There's a Hero-Dressed person in there! Pull them out and add them to your party!

You add the TAV UNT'BEL collectible action figure to your inventory. One of the arms snags on a ribbon cable and snaps off.

>>196546
>Wait a sec, we own Space Hulk?
>It may or may not cause him to abort his current plans, but it's more than likely a chance to play a rather awesome game... and worst case scenario you have someone with boobs sitting across from you.

You'd rather play it in a situation in which you were not apparently twelve minutes away from having unwanted cleavage.

>>196669
>Lick the bug.

IT TASTES BAD.

Use non-forbidden dark magic rituals to bring the action figure and the giant bug to life! Then team up and defeat the evil threat of unwanted cleavage that stands before you.

But first equip the CAPE, HELM, and GARDEN FORK.

>>196737
This sounds amazingly like the best possible plan. Just don't forget to utter a few prayers to the Emprah for streangth before you battle the vile heretics.

Can't we just disconnect the power? Where's the fusebox at?

The cables powering his Boobsday device are right there beside you. Find where they're going to and pull the plug.

Suggestion 2010/06/21(Mon)11:51 No. 196793 ID: d560d6
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>>196757
>The cables powering his Boobsday device are right there beside you. Find where they're going to and pull the plug.
>>196746
>Can't we just disconnect the power? Where's the fusebox at?

The fusebox is downstairs in the back hall. But the clock, which has stopped blinking and started counting, draws your attention to some other panels on the back of the TITILATOR.

There's your damn stylus. And what looks like one of your plutonium canisters acting as a backup power source. The thieving cad.

Use your stylus to draw power armor. Wait... shit.

Suggestion 2010/06/21(Mon)11:56 No. 196798 ID: d560d6
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>>196737
>But first equip the CAPE, HELM, and GARDEN FORK.

Synchronising your trusty DIGITAL WATCH to the countdown-o-doom, you rush down to the shed and retrieve the GARDEN FORK.

>>196797
There's no way you'd sneak past him. The floorboards that end of the attic are all quite, quite wobbly.

I say we disconnect the power. That'll lure him away from the machine, then we can get up there and retrieve the stylus.

>>196798

Well, maybe you could use your saw to saw out the floor from under him, Looney Tunes style!

...Maybe not.

To the fusebox, then!

Now remember, the most important thing is that if this doesn't work out and his device does get activated? The absolute first thing to do IMMEDIATELY is get online and invest everything possible in bra manufacturers.

Suggestion 2010/06/21(Mon)13:31 No. 196859 ID: d560d6
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>>196810
>I say we disconnect the power.
>>196811
>To the fusebox, then!

Oh, for crying out loud.

So... I assume we don't have the key to that lock, and trying to rip the whole thing off would probably yank that pipe loose and kill us somehow... any respectable neckbeard should have some sort of pliers or bolt cutters around somewhere though right? Seems like a pretty flimsy chain. If not, yeah, stock market time. Or a last minute attempt to reason with him by pointing out that he didn't account for chest hair making the whole plan skeevy.

That bastard! First your pen, then your attic and now your fusebox! Is there nothing he won't defile in his quest for teats?!

Aha, but he's made an elementary mistake. He affixed the other end of the chain to something that can be dismantled with a mere multitool.

Turn off the water going into that pipe of whatever it is-itis and prepare to put paid to his mad scheming!

Quickly now!

Suggestion 2010/06/22(Tue)18:09 No. 197392 ID: d560d6
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>>196871
>Seems like a pretty flimsy chain.

You spend a moment trying to attack the chain with your MULTITOOL, but it appears to be made out of some crazy future space metal.

>>196872
>He affixed the other end of the chain to something that can be dismantled with a mere multitool.

The pipe is, you believe, protecting mains wiring. To cut through it safely...yeah. Fusebox.

Suggestion 2010/06/22(Tue)18:09 No. 197393 ID: d560d6
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>>197392
Your efforts are interrupted by the sound of something hitting the back door.

>>197393
Investigate.

Hopefully that's the police, or the space police, or some orks or something here to stop the guy upstairs. Also hopefully they won't kill or arrest you as soon as you open the door. Suggestions: A- Look before you open the door. B- Seriously consider that stock buying notion before you look. C- If you do open the door, make it very clear that the guy they want broke in and is upstairs.

Suggestion 2010/06/22(Tue)18:38 No. 197405 ID: d560d6
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>>197400
>Investigate.

YEARGH!

>>197405

After panic, realize that it's Yakko from Animaniacs, and couldn't possibly pose a problem at all.

>>197405
Oh, your pet dog wants back in. Open the door.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 2010/06/22(Tue)18:48 No. 197410 ID: 6a5a08
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

I don't know. He's looking kinda Omega Man-ish there. Probably a good idea to leave it locked for now. He might break in anyway, but for now, we only have 3 minutes to stop/profiteer off the mad science going on upstairs. I say head up and explain the chest hair problem. Possibly by ripping off your shirt and displaying manly locks.

Equip SHOTGUN.
Hug FACE OF ZOMBIE with BUCKSHOT.

Suggestion 2010/06/22(Tue)18:55 No. 197414 ID: d560d6
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>>197407
>Oh, your pet dog wants back in. Open the door.

You don't HAVE a pet dog. And the garden is fenced off. Where's it COME from?

>>197414

Remember that turnip you pulled out? Did it leave a hole? Also it looks like Yakko hit your door at some velocity so he may just have been flying by and mistook the glass for an open space.

Yeah, it was crawling out of your garden when you grabbed the GARDEN FORK.

Oh God... we zombified Yakko with the UBER FERTILIZER. Let's pray he hasn't spread the infection yet. Warn Robot Man! You two must put aside your differences to stop the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

Because he can't enjoy a world full of boobs if he's undead.

Suggestion 2010/06/23(Wed)08:04 No. 197620 ID: d560d6
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>>196737
>Then team up and defeat the evil threat of unwanted cleavage that stands before you.
>But first equip the CAPE, HELM, and GARDEN FORK.
>>197412
>I say head up and explain the chest hair problem.
>>197429
>You two must put aside your differences to stop the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

You take out the GARDEN FORK and prepare to ascend to confront the techmarine in some fashion.

>>196811
>Well, maybe you could use your saw to saw out the floor from under him, Looney Tunes style!

You estimate that he's standing somewhere over the stairwell. If you were going to try it, now would be the time.

Hang on a second.

We have a (admittedly undead-looking) Toon. They're generally the only ones that can get away with Tooney actions. Can we COMBINE the SAW and the LURCHING TOON over the STAIRWELL to CREATE INSTANT HILARITY?

I trust boobsmarine more than zombie-cartoon character. His motivations are much easier to understand, and he's several orders of magnitude more likely to listen to reason.

Suggestion 2010/06/27(Sun)18:25 No. 200041 ID: d560d6
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>>197625
>Can we COMBINE the SAW and the LURCHING TOON over the STAIRWELL to CREATE INSTANT HILARITY?
>>197750
>I trust boobsmarine more than zombie-cartoon character.

You momentarily consider handing the STRANGE PUPPY THING the saw, but think better of it.

Realising that time is slipping away, you snap out of it and clamber up into the attic.

>>200041
JAVELIN THROW into the open port.

... or stick to the plan. Get his attention and say something like "Hey, I don't know what you're doing up here with all my stuff, but there's a zombie out in the yard and you look way better equipped to kill it than me."

Then ideally try and shot this down while they're fighting.

wait... where are those power cords behind you leading to? if to the machine then cut them.

>>200052
And get electrocuted? No fucking way, don't. Or fetch some rubber gloves.

>>200051
Do this.

>>200044
If he refuses do this. If we go down, we take down the Boobinator with us!

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)10:02 No. 200310 ID: d560d6
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>>200052
>where are those power cords behind you leading to? if to the machine then cut them.
>>200085
>And get electrocuted?

Besides, you have already determined that the TITILATOR appears to have a backup power source installed.

>>200051
>>200118
>Get his attention and say something like "Hey, I don't know what you're doing up here with all my stuff, but there's a zombie out in the yard and you look way better equipped to kill it than me."

You begin to use DIPLOMACY to resolve your quarrel and refocus attention on more pressing matters.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)10:03 No. 200312 ID: d560d6
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>>200310

...and dodge just in time to avoid a faceful of power-assisted fist.

>>200310
FGSFDS

>>200312
Scramble over the box and make a mad dash for the stylus!

>>200316

No! Scramble INTO the box! He'll never expect that!

Grab the stylus and draw yourself an overpowered anime weapon!

Run out of the room, hide, then double back.

Call in a drawfag thread to swamp the marine with requests long enough to get your stylus and escape.

Being chased works. Scramble downstairs, head towards the door, hope he follows, and... also hope the situation doesn't ultimately result in having 2 crazy zombies in the house chasing you?

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)19:25 No. 200559 ID: d560d6
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>>200341
>Run out of the room
>>200409
>Scramble downstairs

The only way out is the ladder, and you don't have enough of a lead to get down it safely.

>>200316
>Scramble over the box
>>200326
>No! Scramble INTO the box!
>>200338
>Grab the stylus

Since the box is full of MYRIAD THINGS, you vault over it.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)19:26 No. 200560 ID: d560d6
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>>200559

...landing successfully despite the techmarine picking it up.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)19:28 No. 200561 ID: d560d6
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>>200560

There is a horrible wet crunching noise as he swings the box around into your back, knocking you off balance.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)19:28 No. 200564 ID: d560d6
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>>200561

Think fast.

roll to the right!

>>200564
Get out of the way of the box, and toss the corpse at him as a distraction. Then grab yon stylus.

>>200564

"Look! Boobs!"

THEN roll to the right.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)16:43 No. 200937 ID: d560d6
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>>200603
>"Look! Boobs!"

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)16:45 No. 200939 ID: d560d6
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>>200568
>roll to the right!
>>200603
>THEN roll to the right.

You roll out of the way as the distracted techmarine drops the box.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)16:47 No. 200941 ID: d560d6
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>>200589
>Get out of the way of the box, and toss the corpse at him as a distraction.

You give the HUGE DEAD BUG a hefty kick, and it slams into the side of the marine, catching him off-guard.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)16:48 No. 200942 ID: d560d6
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>>200941

He stumbles backwards, losing his footing over the open hatch.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)16:48 No. 200943 ID: d560d6
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>>200942

Whoa.

>>200943
Great, now yank the plutonium canister out so that the machine loses power. That should make it safe to grab your stylus.

Or you could try knocking something out via the pitchfork.

A KEY! get key, use on machine.

Also grab the ladder so he can't get back up here again.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)18:05 No. 201007 ID: d560d6
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>>200989
>A KEY! get key, use on machine.

You add the SMALL KEY to your inventory, but you can't see a keyhole on any of the machinery.

>>200971
>Great, now yank the plutonium canister out so that the machine loses power. That should make it safe to grab your stylus.

It's a struggle, but you yank the canister free and pocket it. A small light illuminates on the adjacent panel and a buzzer begins to drone, but it's still counting and the CATALYSTS compartment is still crackling with energy.

I don't think cardboard will be as bad a conductor as flesh. Use a box to knock the catalysts out! Empty it first if it's too heavy.

If that fails, try hitting any big red buttons you see that read "Self-Destruct".

start ripping out wires and shit.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)18:24 No. 201025 ID: d560d6
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>>201010
>Use a box to knock the catalysts out! Empty it first if it's too heavy.

You cut free a PIECE OF CARDBOARD and tentatively poke it into the CATALYSTS chamber.

--More--

Oh god. *covers eyes*

I have a feeling we were supposed to unlock the electrical box downstairs with that key.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)18:34 No. 201029 ID: d560d6
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>>201025

Ka-ZOT!

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)18:35 No. 201030 ID: d560d6
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>>201029

>>201030
pretty sure it doesn't, science tip box.

anyway, restore.

>>201030

Pretty sure the air conducts electricity better than cardboard, science tip box. But who said this was electricity? It's obviously the mysterious energy known as drawnium! And everyone knows that drawnium conducts over paper, or paper-like surfaces better than any other medium! Better luck next time. Restore.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)18:50 No. 201039 ID: d560d6
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>>201019
>start ripping out wires and shit.

It all looks pretty sturdy, and disassembling the whole thing would take several minutes at leas---

Oh god. The timer hasn't wound back with the restore.

>>201010
>If that fails, try hitting any big red buttons you see that read "Self-Destruct".

The controls are all unlabeled and don't seem to do much. Flipping that big switch on the left up and down just makes the timer jump ahead a couple of seconds.

You can only get electrically shocked if the path through you is easier than the path it normally takes. Air is a damn good insulator to electrical current, so that's why touching something with a charge in it is usually enough to shock you, and even then it tends to follow the oil and blood in your body. Cardboard would not induce a spark.

Disregarding that... go back downstairs and use the key to access the fuse box and switch off the power there.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)19:02 No. 201046 ID: d560d6
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>>201027
>I have a feeling we were supposed to unlock the electrical box downstairs with that key.

You resynchronise your watch and dash downstairs, hoping that your feeling is justified.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)19:05 No. 201048 ID: d560d6
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>SCIENCE.

(And yet nobody complains about the X-ray effect. I'll /questdis/ the IRC explanation later.)

>Disregarding that... go back downstairs and use the key to access the fuse box and switch off the power there.

It's finickity but...it fits! It actually fits!

>>201048
Well shut it off already.

Wait until the timer goes down to 1, of course.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)19:16 No. 201052 ID: d560d6
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>>201049
>Well shut it off already.
>Wait until the timer goes down to 1, of course.

It almost takes that long, because the adrenaline make unwrapping the chain seem like threading a needle.

You hear your computer spin down abruptly through the lounge wall. The house power is off.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)19:24 No. 201061 ID: d560d6
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>>201052

You are startled by your watch alarm.

No breasts.

Phew.

>>201061
The marine's still here though. Open the door and let the zombie keep him busy.

yes, open the door but move towards the foreground so the door acts as a wall so it doesn't attack you instead. then get your art supplies. once it is back in your hand the ability to rewrite reality will be yours again.

Check outside the window, odds are Zombie Puppy Thing and Techmarine are locked in combat outside, or are teaming up against you.

No letting zombie in- Marine fell outside.

>>201067
the marine is right there behind him. look closer.

Tell the Marine that he obviously fell outside, and because the door is locked and protected with Drawnium powered electric mesh, he is obviously still outside.

Logic cannot lose.

Apologize and say you cut the power in hopes that the zombie would leave? Offer to make up for it with a nice game of Space Hulk? Generally try to be pathetic and not worth eviscerating?

>>201063

This.

Suggestion 2010/06/30(Wed)13:53 No. 201453 ID: d560d6
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>>201063
>>201066
>>201358
>Open the door and let the zombie keep him busy.

The STRANGE PUPPY THING isn't up against the door any more!

>>201237
>Apologize and say you cut the power in hopes that the zombie would leave? Offer to make up for it with a nice game of Space Hulk? Generally try to be pathetic and not worth eviscerating?

He doesn't seem discouraged. Lacking any other escape route, you open the garden door and back out anyway.

Hide in the shed, and while Puppy and Techmarine duke it out, search for a weapon.

use grill on marine. then get the lighter fluid and hose him down then light him up.

I still say start a drawthread and make some requests. Then they'll all be busy.

Well, both threads are now safely out in the yard. I say go inside, barricade the door, call the police, have a pint, and wait for this whole thing to blow over. Or maybe turn the power back on and get back to what it was you were originally planning to do today. Draw something wasn't it?

Suggestion 2010/07/01(Thu)15:16 No. 201871 ID: d560d6
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>>201455
>Hide in the shed, and while Puppy and Techmarine duke it out, search for a weapon.

You've already had the only offensive tools from the shed, and being backed into another corner seems like a seriously unwise decision.

>>201456
>then get the lighter fluid and hose him down then light him up.

You don't have any LIGHTER FLUID left. You've only just regained EYEBROWS recently.

>>201537
>I still say start a drawthread and make some requests.

Everyone's drawing implements appear to be in the TITILATOR.

>>201708
>I say go inside, barricade the door

You dive in through the garage door as the STRANGE PUPPY THING snarls and jumps at the techmarine.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/01(Thu)15:19 No. 201874 ID: d560d6
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>>201871

You hear a horrible, wet ripping noise through the door, followed by a dull thump.

Well, so much for the strange puppy thing. Bad news, the guy with the power suit is still between you and your stylus. Good news is the chain to lock the fuse box on, and the plutonium cannister are both in your inventory!

...hide under your car.

Feeding the plutonium into the car will keep it out of the boobsmarine's hands, prevent you dying from radiation poisoning carrying it around, and make it that much more likely your car can be used to get out of here if you can manage to get the door open... or at least drive it around in the confined space of the garage to run over whoever was the victor when they inevitably burst in behind you.

Suggestion 2010/07/01(Thu)16:48 No. 201911 ID: d560d6
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>>201882
>Good news is the chain to lock the fuse box on...[is] in your inventory!

Unfortunately, you didn't think to pick it up, what with the turning off of the power and the fleeing into the garden.

Suggestion 2010/07/01(Thu)16:49 No. 201912 ID: d560d6
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>>201890
>Feeding the plutonium into the car

You distinctly remember doing that earlier with the one on the garage shelf. The Drawmobile is all ready to go, save for the lack of access to roads.

>...or at least drive it around in the confined space of the garage to run over whoever was the victor when they inevitably burst in behind you.

You start the engine. If nothing else, you'll get that bastard with carbon monoxide poisoning!

go from 0 to 88 miles an hour within the confined space.

or put it on reverse and get ready to run over whatever comes in the door.

>>201912
>plutonium
>carbon monoxide
...Not sure if SCIENCE

>>201921
The engine itself surely runs on gas, the plutonium is for the drawfaggotry part.

>>201912
Use the car to flee to a different quest. Come back with weapons.

Don't you need to go over 88 miles per hour to activate the flux capacitor?

Suggestion 2010/07/02(Fri)14:54 No. 202309 ID: d560d6
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>>201925
>The engine itself surely runs on gas, the plutonium is for the drawfaggotry part.

Correct.

>>201935
>Use the car to flee to a different quest. Come back with weapons.
>>201937
>>201913
>go from 0 to 88 miles an hour within the confined space.

You rev the engine up past the crucial EIGHTY-EIGHT HUNDRED REVOLUTIONS PER MINUTE.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/02(Fri)14:57 No. 202311 ID: d560d6
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>>202309

The air begins to fog up as it pours out the vents.

The engine stalls a moment later.

Suggestion 2010/07/02(Fri)14:57 No. 202312 ID: d560d6
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>>202311

I the image from Inside the Quest about to become canon? Are you trapped in the age of the dinosaurs?

shit, restore and type in a quest.... but which one?

Go to Weapons Quest.

Y'know, the quest where that ragtag bunch of misfits are trying to make the ultimate weapon in a world of otherwise average but unsatisfactory weapons.

Grab one of the average weapons, leave before getting sucked into the convoluted storyline.

Drat. Alright, Restore. Pray mechaface hasn't torn apart the door by now.

>>202309

NORTHERN SERGAL!

Go to Tozol Quest.

Grope Penji.

Clearly nothing can go wrong with this plan.

>>203216
Don't forget to say 'honk.'

>>203239
the author of said quest just gave his support, pretty sure that is the best you can get. TO TOZOL QUEST!

Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)15:06 No. 203247 ID: d560d6
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>>203216
>Go to Tozol Quest.
>>203240
>TO TOZOL QUEST!

Here goes nothing.

--More--

Hope you like the color gray!

Godspeed, you dirty Skub-lover. Try not to get your head eaten by facility monsters.

>>203859
Shit.
Okay we can figure this out.
What would the 8th page be covering? Controls? Characters? Plot?

i bet the word is:
The

Fishmonger

>>203859
Get a web browser open somehow (alt-tab, or maybe this is emulated, or failing that get another computer or whatever it is you need to do) and look up the correct answer on the internet. :V

Check the Walkthrough for the answer.

Failing that, "The" sounds plausible.

strong

Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)14:15 No. 204232 ID: d560d6
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>>203861
>>203865
>The

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)14:20 No. 204234 ID: d560d6
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>>204232

Well, we're here.

Wherever here is.

Dark.

Get out of the car.

Don't die.

Exit and take a whiff of all that lovely Suppress in the air!

good thing you have that other plutonium canister. put it in when you get out and look around for penji and mitzi. when you see them just exclaim that you are going to help them escape. they may not trust you instantly but it will keep them from killing you.

Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)14:24 No. 204239 ID: d560d6
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>>204235
>Get out of the car.

You swing open the door---

>Don't die.

---but turn on the headlights so you can see better before stepping out.

>>204239
Oh crap. Stay in cover and check what it says on those doors. You might need to sneak out of there soon.

If you see anything that moves, hide.
Also, check the doors.

>>204239
Corpses to the left. Loot their guns and toss most of them in the back seat of your car.

You're almost out of gas, right? Well, then I suppose you shouldn't spend it driving around these excessively large hallways...

pretty sure that is HS1 and 2, with the south door being 3. those corpses are most likely the result of the girls. and that robot is jammed in the door. head to the right.

Turn off the car to conserve fuel, then loot some weapons and look badass, then carefully inspect the large crate thingy.

pretty sure that is HS1 and 2, with the south door being 3. those corpses are most likely the result of the girls. and that robot is jammed in the door. head to the right.