There's only one possible solution!

Find Penji and have Mitzi fix the Drawfagmobile!

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)06:36 No. 204923 ID: d560d6
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>>204686
>Anyway, keep working the engine.
>>204695
>Turn off the headlights and try again.

That seems insufficiently convoluted a solu---

---hunh.

>>204923
Ok, now turn the lights back on, drive around the box, honk the horn, and shout at the soldiers to get that box out of the way because you're late for a meeting.

>>204923
Quick, now flee to cutebold slaughter universe. The Lohrke will surely have some rad weapons that can deal with the marine.

The soldiers should be able to see you now.

Just lower the window and put on your cool face.

"Problem, officer?"

go home.

Set the Destination to Rage Quest, they have a machine that'll let you mind control (sort of) the Techmarine.

if we quest-travel, will we have enough fuel to get back?

>>204926
CSF-verse sounds good, at least it's one of the more advanced ones and you won't get stranded in some backwater fantasy shithole without fuel or someone to fix your car.
There are also Sergal Raiders, they are natural enemies of boobs and know how to deal with puny men hiding in metal boxes.
pretty funny quest btw

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)18:33 No. 205083 ID: d560d6
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>>204926
>Quick, now flee to cutebold slaughter universe.
>>204945
>CSF-verse sounds good

Um. One slight problem with that.

>>204940
>if we quest-travel, will we have enough fuel to get back?

Two slight problems.

well then home it is!

>>205083
What problem? Tank still says it's nearly full. And if you're worried about getting back home then don't worry about it man. Those crazy dorfs there will surely have some plutonium lying around that you can buy for the low cost of some booze or a shoe.

>>205090
Bah, you fail us again. All you had to do was go get Penji and Mitzi, but NOOOOOO, you're too scared of torture and death to do that.

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)18:46 No. 205092 ID: d560d6
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>>205087
>What problem?

You're not sure you want to find out what happens if you try to depart for "Cutebold Slaugh Quest".

Hey, it's a prototype. You can fix minor UI niggles in the release version, right?

>>204677
>Warp back to DFQ.
>>204935
>go home.
>>205084
>well then home it is!

You reprogram the Quest Circuits and rev before someone can stick you in a glass tube.

>>204930
>Just lower the window and put on your cool face.

While that would have been a nice parting shot, you can't see any of them from the driving seat. I guess they stopped for a moment when the headlights went out.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)19:03 No. 205094 ID: d560d6
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>>205092

--More--

grab the guns and pop out shooting.

It occurs to me most of these quests are not condusive to driving.

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)19:06 No. 205097 ID: d560d6
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>>205094

Ah, safely back home.

>>205092
Every time I see DFQ I think "Delicious Flat Quest".

I need to get off the internet once in a while.

get a run and switch seats, NOW!

Well, that was anticlimactic.

HIDE UNDER YOUR CAR

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)19:27 No. 205105 ID: d560d6
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>>205095
>grab the guns and pop out shooting.
>>205100
>get a [g]un

Oh, yeah, the reassuringly badly-drawn garage door made you momentarily forget the whole fleeing-for-your-life thing.

You have both a PISTOL and a RIFLE. You think they're probably loaded.

>and switch seats, NOW!

The centre console makes that kind of awkward. You'll step out the door just as soon as you decide what you're going to be holding in your hands.

Better not take too long on that decision, mind.

pop out with the rifle, burst mode. don't think you are strong enough to handle full auto.

Pistol in left hand, rifle in right hand, hat on head.

>>205127
Correction: Rifle in dominant hand, pistol in other hand, turnip on head, hat on turnip.

>>205105
That pistol fires AP rounds. Use it!

>>205105
Hat on your head, pistol in your pants(for gods sake make sure the saftey is on that that there is no round in the chamber, shooting your dick off is sucha noobie mistake) and the rifle in your hands. Lets try giving the marine a hail of bullets.

Although if it's a fluffmarine your bullets are likley to be highly useless and you're gonna need to do some more questjumping to get a weapon that can tackle the marine.

Well, I guess we can watch our puny bullets ricochet of the Power-Armor™ of the marine and reload, or we try to get some backup aka cannon-fodder from other quests.

Suggestion 2010/07/09(Fri)09:47 No. 205371 ID: d560d6
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>>205111
>rifle
>>205127
>both
>>205129
>both
>>205132
>pistol

...

>>205300
>pistol in your pants

"Hey, Pencilmarine."

"I brought you some fresh lead."

--More--

That is the most badass yet hilarious thing I have sen in the last two minutes.

Suggestion 2010/07/09(Fri)09:52 No. 205377 ID: d560d6
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>>205371

Most of the shots are glancing off (or, er, wandering high), but the crazy future-rifle (and the shock of your majestic turnip headgear) must be doing something, because he's stumbled back onto the patio momentarily.

There is a loud cracking noise from inside the house, followed by an almighty crash.

Quickly, we must get the stylus and art supplies! With them we shall draw Excalibur and finally be recognized as the Drawfag King!

Don't give him time to recover, follow him and ready to shoot again.

>>205377
Don't let up. Keep firing at him and show him that you're way more badass than Benny the Cop!

Suggestion 2010/07/10(Sat)16:35 No. 205988 ID: d560d6
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>>205382
>Don't give him time to recover

Unfortunately, after the initial surprise, he seems to be regaining his---

>>205398
>show him that you're way more badass than Benny the Cop!

--wait, who? Wasn't that a fil---

OW!

Your IMPROVISED TURNIP HELM absorbs the blow of the GARDEN BARBECUE, but is destroyed in the process. Your NIFTY HAT has been mildly deformed and the force of the blow still ruins your aim.

See the Turnip was a good idea NOW FLEE THROUGH SIDE DOOR!

Retreat! Go through that door there!

Alright, after we get to the attic, pull up the ladder and close the trapdoor to slow him down, then grab your STYLUS and ART SUPPLIES and draw Excalibur!

If you cannot draw the sword from the stone, flee through the hole in the wall.

>>205988
Abscond through the door to your left and set up an ambush for the marine when he follows.

Suggestion 2010/07/10(Sat)16:55 No. 206012 ID: d560d6
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>>205994
>NOW FLEE THROUGH SIDE DOOR!
>>205996
>Go through that door there!
>>206008
>Abscond through the door to your left

You stash the RIFLE in your inventory to flee, dive into the kitchen, and slam the door behind you in the hope of buying another couple of precious seconds.

You note a huge amount of dust coming from the front hall.

Head for the attic!

Suggestion 2010/07/10(Sat)17:33 No. 206029 ID: d560d6
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>>206013
>Head for the attic!

You can't.


And that wardrobe was new, damnit.

Climb in through the wall hole from outside!

>>206031
We can't GET outside.

Go through the other exit from the kitchen. I can't figure out where it goes, actually.

run through front door

Suggestion 2010/07/11(Sun)07:04 No. 206231 ID: d560d6
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>>206081
>Go through the other exit from the kitchen. I can't figure out where it goes, actually.
>>206223
>run through front door

Apparently confused and disoriented by your Drawmobile trip, you stop to recall the ground-floor layout of your house.

The techmarine smashes the kitchen door.

So we're cornered. Wonderful... Wait, aren't the stylus and art supplies in that part of the Titilator? See if you can grab them!

Suggestion 2010/07/11(Sun)09:00 No. 206250 ID: d560d6
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>>206242
>Wait, aren't the stylus and art supplies in that part of the Titilator? See if you can grab them!

With some degree of trepidation, you reach for your stylus. It appears to be glowing.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/11(Sun)09:20 No. 206256 ID: d560d6
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>>206250

You don't believe it. Success! You lift the stylus aloft in celebration, and it streaks a line through the air.

Ah, seems like you're able to crate stuff from thin air now.
summon a boob elemental to distract the marine.

Draw Excalibur!

>>206256
Draw a line bisecting the marine.

Draw boobs on the marine.

Suggestion 2010/07/11(Sun)14:12 No. 206367 ID: d560d6
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>Draw stuff

You ready your stylus.

(And now, a short pause to let every timezone have a shot at suggesting something.)

Hold button 2 and erase him from the world.

Draw a stick of TNT and toss it at him!

Draw an impenetrable shield and if he says NUH UH MY ATTACKS CAN GO THROUGH IMPENETRABLE SHIELDS then you draw a MAGICAL FORCE FIELD AROUND YOUR IMPENTERABLE SHIELD THAT STOPS YOUR ATTACKS SPECIFICALLY

>>206367
Draw some absurd-looking genitalia on his armor.
Failing that, a handlebar mustache and an octopus on his head.

Draw a button on his armor, then text underneath it that says "Press Button To Defeat The Boobsmarine"

Draw a mirror to force him to reflect on how he's been so obsessed with putting boobs on other things, he runs around in armor without even the slightest hint of chest detailing, forcing him to reflect on his life and where it all went wrong.

Plus it'll block lasers!

Comprimise: Draw Excalibur with a blade like a mirror and also reflects all damage back to the attacker, which reflects boobsmarine with boobs and odd genitalia on him, then bisect him with the mighty sword of kings to erase him from the world.

And the sword also shoots TNT.

> DRAW WALL THEN DRAW EXCALIBUR

>>206367
Draw a line that bisects him.

>>206631
This, but draw a gun which shoots these.

Otherwise, draw a switch on boobsmarine with the words "Hostile" and "Friendly" on it. Flip it to friendly.

Draw Pumpkin

>>206631
This is actually so cool that I'm gonna say go with this instead.

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:07 No. 206970 ID: d560d6
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You are hit with a burst of inspiration.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:08 No. 206972 ID: d560d6
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>>206263
>Draw a line bisecting the marine.
>>206376
>Hold button 2 and erase him from the world.
>>206833
>Draw a line that bisects him.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:09 No. 206973 ID: d560d6
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>>206300
>Draw boobs on the marine.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:09 No. 206974 ID: d560d6
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Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:10 No. 206975 ID: d560d6
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>>206631
>Comprimise: Draw Excalibur with a blade like a mirror and also reflects all damage back to the attacker, which reflects boobsmarine with boobs and odd genitalia on him...
>And the sword also shoots TNT.
>>206838
>This, but draw a gun which shoots these.
>>206858
>go with this

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:11 No. 206976 ID: d560d6
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>>206481
>Draw a button on his armor, then text underneath it that says "Press Button To Defeat The Boobsmarine"
>>206838
>draw a switch on boobsmarine with the words "Hostile" and "Friendly" on it.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:12 No. 206977 ID: d560d6
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>>206838
>Flip it to friendly.

--More--

troll face when you press it.

Suggestion 2010/07/12(Mon)17:18 No. 206979 ID: d560d6
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...that went well.

Congratulations! You have defeated the menace of the GREEN TECHMARINE and their diabolical TITILATOR; questkind is safe once more thanks to your heroic efforts!

We hope that you've enjoyed playing Drawfag Quest as much as we enjoyed making it, and will take a moment to stay for the end credit sequence.

Don't forget to send in your registration card!

>>206979
Seduce boobmarine.

>>206979
Repair your house via the stylus.

>>206979
It was silly awesome.

Now use the Stylus to make your questcar able to get to CSF. Flare needs some cheese and you're the only one who can deliver it.

Celebrate with a helping of BG corpse.

>>206990
ahahahahaha

This quest was built from the fabric of pure awesome.

Fill out registration card!

Check on ZOMBIE DOG

Go to computer. Use STYLUS to create sequel.

Was a pretty cool quest.
I only wish the quest-traveling would have been utilized more.
That, our magic drawing powers and the fact that the protagonist can't permanently die would allow some nice non-canon fun in established settings.
But that's up to you if you wanna use it in a sequel or not.

>>207163
I support this plan.

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)15:21 No. 207311 ID: d560d6
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>>206985
>Repair your house via the stylus.

1 point(s) awarded.

--More--

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)15:22 No. 207314 ID: d560d6
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The SCARECROW HELMET scuttled off to find a new body to perch upon. STRANGE PUPPY THING applied bandages and wandered off in pursuit.

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)15:22 No. 207315 ID: d560d6
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The HUGE DEAD BUG was eaten by the ants in the garden, who have since mutated into an agressive bio-surrealist art movement.

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)15:23 No. 207316 ID: d560d6
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The FRIDGE spent several years in counseling to get over its traumatic experience, before being sold to a vegan household. It now lives out its days in peace, storing fresh, organic produce.

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)15:24 No. 207317 ID: d560d6
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GREEN TECHMARINE welded itself back together and used its newfound body features and friendlier disposition to become a successful artist, focusing on the female form.

Angry Drawfag 2010/07/13(Tue)15:25 No. 207319 ID: d560d6
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And as for me...

Angry Drawfag 2010/07/13(Tue)15:25 No. 207320 ID: d560d6
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...I got real practiced in drawing the niceties in life; cold drinks...

Angry Drawfag 2010/07/13(Tue)15:26 No. 207321 ID: d560d6
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...tropical islands...

Angry Drawfag 2010/07/13(Tue)15:26 No. 207322 ID: d560d6
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...and plutonium canisters.

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)15:28 No. 207324 ID: d560d6
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--GOOD END--

argh, we missed 11 points!

argh, we scored 145 points!

argh, we didn't take over the world!

.... yet.

>>207324
Draw a portal back to Tozol quest.
Pull Penji and Mitzi through the portal.
Take them to Tozol Quest Chapter 15, which would be just after they escape the planet.