Kynaan 2009/08/05(Wed)14:30 No. 23322 ID: d3da72
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After getting the ring and monocle, you head south to see the figures. They're kobolds, the ones you met first.
After a sad greeting, you explain to them that after killing their leader, they all tantrummed and set their booze on fire. Obviously, you tell the tale with large dramatic gestures, using your newly acquired charisma. The little boldlings start to cry, snot running down their noses and gushes of water spilling out of their eyes.
What do you do?

>>23322
Find them tissues, then find them a new home.
Ask that they construct a statue of you and then head off for ADVENTURE.

>>23322
Say that you will find them a new home. Offer to train them in the monkish arts along the way. Promise them that you will do everything in your power to return the kobold peoples to their rightful glory!

Kynaan 2009/08/05(Wed)18:33 No. 23501 ID: d3da72
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>>23393
>"I will find you a new home, fellow boldlings. I shall train you in the monkish arts along the way. I promise you that I will do everything in my power to return the kobold peoples to their rightful glory!"

The kobolds stop crying at this, and they both wipe their eyes and noses at once, which would be quite hilarious at another time.
>"Halfling serious?"
>"Yes, halfling serious."

The kobolds both start to smile at this, and they start to cry again.
They lift you over their head.
>"Halfling!"
As they put you down you remember that you have never told them your name.

>>23501
"I AM ANTON THE MIGHTY, SLAYER AND UNITER OF DORFS AND ELVES, RACOON FATHER, EATER OF THE CORN AND BURIER OF GNOMES! I TAKE NO SHIT, FOR MINE IS THE FIST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"

also, feed the 'coons. Its been a while.

>>23507
Yes.
First bit of training is ... GETTING ME SOME WARM MILK.

Kynaan 2009/08/06(Thu)12:09 No. 23717 ID: 897d16
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>"I AM ANTON THE MIGHTY, SLAYER AND UNITER OF DORFS AND ELVES, RACOON FATHER, EATER OF THE CORN AND BURIER OF GNOMES! I TAKE NO SHIT, FOR MINE IS THE FIST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
>First bit of training is ... GETTING ME SOME WARM MILK."

Fortunately, one of the kobolds always keep a waterskin of milk(or rather, a milkskin HOHOHOHO) for vague reasons. You then pour some in a bowl that you keep under youur robe and feed the raccoons who were under your hat.

Also, Headcat seems to have stopped being freaky and has started crying.

>>23717
Commiserate.

>>23717
Well, since he's stopped being freaky. Let us re-unite with our head-catty brother.

>>23719
I don't think we have a boltpistol...

Kynaan 2009/08/08(Sat)11:25 No. 24639 ID: f5892d
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>>23748
After putting Headcat back on, you realise how much you love him. It is almost lust, or maybe it is already... mmm....

UGH. That's not true!

Or maybe it's not what you WANT to be the truth.

SHUT UP.

Okay~ :3c

What to do now? There's a forest to the north(you could swear it wasn't there before).

Then for lack of better options, WE GO NORTH!

Kynaan 2009/08/08(Sat)11:41 No. 24648 ID: f5892d
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>>24642
LET'S GO.
Unfortunately, the kobolds' horses are all dead, killed in the boozeplosion. You walk up to the forest, which took you about half an hour. It is a coniferous forest. There are lots of things moving in the branches. Possibly birds, possibly imps. A blue shimmer is showing through.

Kynaan 2009/08/08(Sat)11:54 No. 24665 ID: f5892d
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You look back to make sure the 'bolds are still with you.

The desert and kobolds have disappeared.

Crap. Stupid 'bolds. Go back and look for them.

Kynaan 2009/08/08(Sat)14:51 No. 24837 ID: f5892d
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>>24668
But... where is "back"? You are completely and utterly lost. As far as you know, that forest wasn't even there in the first place, and coniferous trees in the desert? That's stupid. Obviously, someone wanted you to get lost.
François..?

>>24837
See if you can find any tracks. We might be able to retrace our steps. Or find some way out of here. Ask headcat to keep an eye out too. Two heads are better than one.
Start calling out as well. They might hear and come to you.

>>24837
Head south, because you came north to get here.

Kynaan 2009/08/08(Sat)19:30 No. 25231 ID: f5892d
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>>24896
But...where is north?
>>24860
You don't like the look of this place, and there could be monsters and the like near, so you'd better not shout.
No tracks.
Headcat is always looking around for you. That's just how awesome he is~ <3

The blue shimmer appears to be a body of water.
And boy is it cold here. You realise that there is also a soft carpet of snow.

>>25231
You can't see the sun? Climb a tree, look around.

Snow but not tracks? Weird...
Yeah. Climb a tree and call out. See if anyone is around.

Kynaan 2009/08/08(Sat)23:52 No. 25432 ID: f5892d
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>>25232
You climb up a tree, which is easy for someone as manly as you, and look around. According to the sun, it is noon, even though minutes ago it was about 1am. You find north.
South is the lake you saw(wasn't that north?).
East is a hill with a cavern.
West is a clearing.
North is a group of kenku around a fire.

>>25432
Kenku are known for their sage advice, right?

Whatever, just go chat with them.

Yes let us go talk to the kenku. Let us also try very hard to forget the last time we encountered one.

Kynaan 2009/08/11(Tue)09:49 No. 27628 ID: 118865
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As you go down the tree, your foot misses the next branch. You lose your balance and fall. At least there was sno- You hit your head on a rock.
You die and so does Headcat.

Suggestion 2009/08/11(Tue)09:51 No. 27629 ID: bde1b8
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>>27628
D:

HEADCAT NO!

Kynaan 2009/08/11(Tue)09:55 No. 27630 ID: 118865
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>>27628

Kynaan 2009/08/11(Tue)10:00 No. 27631 ID: 118865
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>>25432
You are on top of a tree.

> ID: 118865

NICE TRY, FAKE KYNAAN.

>>27631
Climb down carefully, then facedive onto that rock from before. We must teach it to fear us.

BEGIN CUTSCENE Kynaan 2009/08/12(Wed)10:00 No. 28548 ID: fe452a
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>>27672
You climb down carefully and facedive on the rock. You break your nose.
You are now inconscious.

>>28548

>inconscious

wut

>>28549
Typo.
Unconscious.

Kynaan 2009/08/12(Wed)10:55 No. 28559 ID: fe452a
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Headcat gets off your head.
You are not controlling Anton anymore.

Shake Anton! try to wake him up!
If we can't, see if those Kenku can help.

Kynaan 2009/08/13(Thu)17:43 No. 29227 ID: f24b53
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Anton suddenly disappears and is replaced by an envelope. There seems to be a ring inside.

cry out: NO! ANTON!
Then search the envelope, read the contents and investigate the ring.

Kynaan 2009/08/13(Thu)17:56 No. 29234 ID: f24b53
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Headcat opens the envelope. Inside are a letter and a ring with an oversized jewel on top.
The letter goes like this:

"Hello my dear Headcat,
"I have kidnapped Anton by teleporting him inside my tower when he hit himself(what a dumbass, haha) on this rock. Oh, don't worry, it doesn't work anymore. 'But why?' may you ask. The awnser is simple: boredom. Being stuck here is extremely boring, and Anton is just the thing to entertain me.
"Sincerly,
"François the bard.
"(PS: I give you the ring of infinite psyche to make this quest a little more fun ;3)"

Headcat puts on the ring.

(more...)

Hey, sup. Crap. You're a cat. Cats cant crossdress. And incest is much less frowned upon in cat society.

Meh. Better than that deer though. Whats the problem, little dude?

Kynaan 2009/08/13(Thu)18:04 No. 29237 ID: f24b53
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omg!
He's gone! Anton is gone! Anton... My sweet Anton...
I will find you! Wherever you are, I will not let this filthy bard touch you...enslave you... rape you...
...
...
So, what's this ring eh? What does it do? I think I once heard that it makes you hear voices in your head...

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/13(Thu)19:10 No. 29260 ID: f24b53
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>>29235
I am not a dude. I'm female. So you thought I was gay all along? Haha.
I am also one of a kind. You won't find other Headcats in the world. Or maybe just my world.
In fact, François created me.

What do I do now? Go see the kenkus?

Yes. Go bring the Kenkus the note. Be sure to give them the big sad eyes so they take pitty on you.

>>29260
>François created me
Wait, what?
First off, since when can bards mess with creation of monsters?
Although the whole 'Evilface and mind control bit' was a trifle suspicious.
Fess up, kitty.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/13(Thu)19:33 No. 29269 ID: f24b53
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>>29264
Isn't it obvious? He is not a bard. It's just a way to trick people. He isn't even really good with instruments and such. He gets good with his spells. He's a wizard, and a pretty good one, too.
Let's go see the kenkus, then.
Argh, I hate walking. I'm not designed for it.
So, what do I say? How do I make my entrance?

Gather some twigs and leaves and things and make a crude mask. Then climb a tree and jump down on one of their heads claiming to be the tribal god Hedkata!
The kenku are a timid and supersticious lot. This should work well.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/13(Thu)20:32 No. 29298 ID: f24b53
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>>29271
Will this do?

>>29298
Use mind-control powahs to mimic oracular business.

Still suspicious of motive, by the way.

Lets get some big fan-like leaves to act as sort of ear things. That should do.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/14(Fri)16:39 No. 29548 ID: d32d57
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>>29304
Like this?

>>29548

Now your talking! Now go drop down from a tree onto one of their heads. Preferably one that isnt wearing a hood.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/14(Fri)17:58 No. 29585 ID: d32d57
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>>29551
Here comes nothing!
(animooted)

>>29585
I AM HEDKATA, LORD OF THESE WOODS.
HELP MY WORSHIPER OVER THERE AND I'LL FORESTAY MY WRATH.

I AM HEADKATA GREAT AND POWERFUL! ASSIST ME AND YOU WILL BE RICHLY REWARDED!

use our full charisma bonus while we do this.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/14(Fri)19:41 No. 29628 ID: d32d57
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>"I AM HÉDKATÀ, GREAT AND POWERFUL, THE LORD OF THESE WOODS! ASSIST ME AND YOU WILL BE RICHLY REWARDED!"

The kenkus seem too busy flipping the fuck out to respond!
(animooted)

>>29628
Shit. Take control of the dude your on and make dramatic gestures. Use your massive CHA to impress and subdue the flighty beasts.

>>29628
What's he thinking?

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/14(Fri)20:53 No. 29667 ID: d32d57
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>>29630
He's thinking "AAAHHH IT'S THE MIGHTY HEDCATA!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!! IF IT'S LIKE BARD TOLD US, THEN SHE'S GOING TO CONTROL ME!!!!"
>>29629
Okay, but, what do I say?

>>29667
Shiiiiit, minions.
...
Lead them away?
Convince them they're doing what you don't want by telling them to go towards the monk?

Take control. Tell them "Wait... he's not controlling me at all! In fact... the bard lied to us! This Hedkata is a miracle! She'll save us from oppression and give us lots of riches!"
lets see if we can roll a decent bluff to save our lives.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/15(Sat)08:40 No. 29791 ID: 504569
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>>29681
>"Wait... she's not controlling me at all! In fact... the bard lied to us! This Hedkata is a miracle! She'll save us from oppression and give us lots of riches!"

They don't seem impressed. One of them even tries to talk his friend to reason.

>"Charles! Resist her! Don't let her mind-control you!"

>>29791
say hello to charles for us, headcat.

>>29791
Assure him that we're being perfectily reasonable. In fact, we've never felt more reasonable in our life. We feel great! They should really try this!

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/15(Sat)12:03 No. 29821 ID: 504569
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>>29805
I say hello in his head.
>"OH BY THE GODS NOW SHE'S TALKING IN MY HEAD! HELP ME GUYS! GET IT OFF!"

>>29805
>>29819

I reeeeeally don't think this is swaying any hearts or minds guise..

Hmm... this isnt working.
Take control, have him run off into the forest. We'll talk to him there and explain the situation in a nice, rational manner.

>>29821
What did François instruct them to do?

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/15(Sat)16:04 No. 29895 ID: 504569
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>>29837
Let me read his thoughts...
They're not minions. François just came, warned them of a cat-god that can control your mind, and went away.

I make him run into the woods, and stop after about a kilometre.
>"AAHHH GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY VERMIN"

>>29895
"You'll treat the mighty Hedcata with respect, or face the consequences."

Use Soothing Purr to calm him down a bit. Then, let him know that the spoony 'bard' has your buddy held hostage.

If we were going to control your mind, wouldnt we be doing it already? No. We're giving you a choice. We're not evil. We just want our friend back.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/15(Sat)19:12 No. 30029 ID: 504569
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>"If I was going to control your mind, wouldn't I be doing it already? No. I'm giving you a choice. I'm not evil. I just want my friend back."

He calms down.
>"That is true. Okay, tell me about your friend."

"Well he's a halfling, effeminate, wears a dress, has a bunch of racoons in his hat... tries to do the right thing but keeps ending up with things exploding and he's the enemy of the bard which is why the bard told you that i was dangerous. "

Then explain everything thats happened. From the begining

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/15(Sat)21:40 No. 30105 ID: 504569
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>"Well he's a halfling, effeminate, wears a dress, has a bunch of racoons in his hat... tries to do the right thing but keeps ending up with things exploding and he's the enemy of the bard which is why the bard told you that I was dangerous. "
>"Oh, but all is relative, my friend. Anyway, let's go tell this to the others. If ka wills it, they will believe you too."

So we go back to the others.

>"Tuco! Blondie! This thing is not evil, you numbnuts!"

I can't tell who is who, and "Blondie" seems like an absurd name. But wait... I think I can see two or three yellow feathers on one of them. He is wearing a vest over his robe, and his other feathers is a tiny bit more fair. The other has some kind of poncho.
Tuco says:
>"But, my friend, I will believe you more if you took him off your head."
Tuco gives a good laugh, as to emphasize how ridiculous it is. Charlie puts me down. Ow, I hate being on the ground! My legs are too weak...
Charlie awnsers:
>"I said 'Tuco! Blondie! This thing is not evil, you numbnuts!', and I still mean it."

Blondie:
>"Yeah. I believe you now."

Charlie:
>"Alright, Hedkata, let us hear your story. I don't care if it's true or not, as long as it explains some things."

Tuco:
>"Oh you, always "gray" about everything."
He laughs again.

I begin telling my story.

(cont'd, no suggestions)

>>30105

Watch out for Angeleyes

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/16(Sun)11:14 No. 30310 ID: 158363
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>>30291
:3c

>>30286
Tuco:
>"But why didn't you just kill the elf king that would have been so faster"

Blondie:
>"Yeah but, it may have caused a mayhem."

Tuco:
>"To hell with the mayhem! At least their job would have been over!"

Charlie:
>"Why complain about the past? You can't change anything."

Tuco grunts.

Charlie:
>"Hedkata, François left east. We might want to go there."

Tuco:
>"You think he'll go to the cave or the city?"

Blondie:
>"That's for our furry friend to decide."

Hmm... What do you guys think?

>>30310
He'll go to the city and try to raise a ruccus about us. Lets go there ourselves, but we'll have to be discrete and hide under one of the bird dudes hoods.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/16(Sun)20:11 No. 30578 ID: 158363
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>>30376
I hide under Blondie's hood. The kenkus then get on their donkeys. We go east like that, when a figure appears far between the trees.
Tuco:
>"Hey, Blondie... Is that Angeleyes?"
Blondie:
>"Yeah, and you better not get him angry this time"
The silhouette gets closer. It's another kenku. This one is wearing pants and a wide flat-brimmed hat. His eyelashes are long for a kenku; that may be the source of his nickname.
Angeleyes, in a good-humored tone:
>"Well, well, look who comes looking for their friend. I thought you said the jobs I did were too 'evil'. Don't tell me you want to work with me again."
Blondie doesn't know what to say. I guess we should help.

Mind read. Get an understanding of the current situation.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/16(Sun)20:59 No. 30583 ID: 158363
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>>30579
They were working together, but François (always that same fucker) was giving them jobs too risky for Tuco and too dirty for Blondie. So he went off on his own, and Blondie thinks he's some kind of servant to the "bard".
I really want to kill that pig Angeleyes now.

Tell him that we still want nothing to do with the jobs. We dont want anything to do with him or the bard. we're just heading into the city is all. Nice and easy. dont want anyone getting hurt... yet.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/17(Mon)17:51 No. 30877 ID: 3536db
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>>30696
Blondie, thinking:
"Yeah, good idea."
Still Blondie:
>"We still want nothing to do with the jobs. We dont want anything to do with you or the bard. We're just heading into the city."
Angeleyes:
>"Well then, I'll step aside."
Angeleyes eyes (ha-ha) Blondie suspisciously:
>"What's with the hood? Hidin' something?"
Oh, by the gods...

>>30877
"S-shut up! The swelling will go down soon. Its embarresing. Leave me alone!"

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/17(Mon)21:13 No. 31044 ID: 3536db
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>>30882
Blondie, thinking:
"Won't that make me look as a wimp? Anyway, I get the idea."
>"Hiding a swelling."
Angeleyes:
>"Oh, it's just that. Well, take off that hood. After all, we're old friends, aren't we?"
Blondie, thinking:
"We're in a tight fit. What do I say now?"

>>31044
"look, its all puss-like and gross and stuff and between that and the matted blood it's stuck to the hood, it hurts to take it off and removing the hood would reoppen the wound. So just shove off so we can get to town, ok? We're kind of in a hurry."

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/18(Tue)12:58 No. 31282 ID: 255901
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Blondie:
>"Look, there's puss and matted blood. It's stuck to my hood. If I take it off it would reopen the wound which would be both painful and unhealthy. So just shove off so we can get to town, ok? We're kind of in a hurry."
Angeleyes:
>"I take it you're going to see a doctor. Fortunately, I know a good one that won't cost you much."
Might be a trap, might not be a trap.

Thanks. We appreciate it. I mean... we did kinda have a deal with this one guy in town, so I dunno if you can get us cheaper than him... well, we'll go see and choose then.

We can always run at the first sign of trouble, right?

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/19(Wed)12:02 No. 31566 ID: 40112f
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Blondie:
>"Thanks. We appreciate it. I mean... we did kinda have a deal with this one guy in town, so I dunno if you can get us cheaper than him... well, we'll go see and choose then."
Angeleyes:
>"Oh, don't worry, I'll pay for you. Follow me."

We continue riding to town.
Angeleyes:
>"So, who's this guy?"
Tuco:
>"That's Charlie. He's pretty skilled with his hands, if you know what I mean."
Charlie:
>"I am some kind of replacement for you, sir."
Angeleyes:
>"And he's polite, too! You got yourself a fine bargain there, boys."
Blondie:
>"We didn't buy him."

A while passes.

Tuco:
>"Hey Blondie, when are we going to go south? I hate snow."
Blondie:
>"In time, my friend. In time."

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/19(Wed)12:06 No. 31571 ID: 40112f
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The town looks like a normal medieval town, with the very high and close-together houses. The roads are made so that the garbage stays in the middle (where the poor walk) and the sides are clean (where the bourgeois walk). It stinks.
Beggars roam about, asking for "just one coin sir". Guards dressed like vikings stand here and there. One man pushes a wheelbarrow filled with corpses, while another hits on a triangle and yells "Bring out your dead!".
Angeleyes leads us in a small, dark road to a house with a sign reading "Medic". We dismount. He knocks on the door and a small, fat moustached man appears at the door.

Angeleyes:
>"Hello, Dr. de Cormeilles. My friend here has some kind of swelling on his head. Would you mind checking it?"
>"Twelve."
>"Eight."
>"Ten."
>"Alright, ten."
Angeleyes hands him twelve coins.
The doctor speaks with a heavy french accent.
Dr. de Cormeilles:
>"Now take off zat hood zo I can zee."

>>31571

Not out here I won't doc.

>>31574
Whisper to the doctor that it's kinda a funny shape and we'd rather not show it off in front of these other folk, especially out here where we are potentially in... umm... 'mixed company'

Lets go inside we'l show you in the backroom.

Headcat, get ready to be put onto the doctors head for some emergency perception/memory alteration.

Headcat!!plZTL3AJMv 2009/08/20(Thu)16:19 No. 32129 ID: 0d4666
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(oh fuck there's an error in the last updoot: Angeleyes gives him 10 coins, not 12.)

>>31595
Blondie:
>"Doctor, it has a weird shape, it's embarrassing. Let's go inside first."
Dr de Cormeilles:
>"Az you wish, zir."
He leads us to a room in the back with a simple bed made of straw next to a bunch of creepy instruments on a table.
>"Zit down and show me."
I laughed on the inside when he said "zit".
Blondie doesn't even take the hood off, he just puts me on the doctor's head, fast as lightning. Even the best of eyes would have only seen a white blur. I stay there for a while, messing with his memories and thoughts.
Angeleyes:
>"Oh you bastard! You've forgotten the faces of your fathers!"
With that he almost draws his short sword, since my fiends here are already ready to fight. He dicides not to engage in combat.
Angeleyes:
>"I see you found them, Headcat. Are you gonna use them in your evil plans now ? And what's that silly mask for? Trying to look like a god?"
I just found something in the doctor's head. He is Angeleyes's partner, and they are both François's minions. And there's more...
The exploding volcano and the tunnels linking the kobolds' quarters and the dorf fortress... that was Angeleyes's doing.
He doesn't deserve to live.
The doctor falls on his back as I finish my job. I quickly jump to the nearest kenku: Tuco.
Tuco, thinking:
"Want me to kill that bastard?"

No Headcat. Killing is bad. We're not about to stoop to that level. Lets just incapacitate him. Knock him unconcious. I'm sure theres bound to be enough medical equipment here that we can keep out for a while. We'll convince the doctor that he was found in the woods, ranting like a madman and that he needs to be kept drugged and unconcious at all times or else he'll start ranting about some sort of evil, mind controling cat. I mean, seriously. Someone who thought something like that is real must NEED to be kept in a drug induced coma until we're all very far away, right?

>>32177

I do hope we can keep him unconscious for a long time, or far enough away, bad guys have a nasty habit of coming back for revenge, no matter where you put them.

I'd kill him to save time but I guess we gotta have some sort of compassion.

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Suddenly, the house collapses.
Headcat, Charlie, Blondie, Angeleyes and Tuco have died.
Anton is raped to death by François.

That was hot.

>>36368
Why so ragequit?

>>36378
Ragequit, eh?
That's probably right.

>>36368
Great success!