"..."

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)18:25 No. 189324 ID: f35d0a
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"The media was there as well! You didn't know? They almost realized what happened in your spot. That would've been worse!"
"You've always caused trouble around the school, but nothing this grave. I could've given you an expulsion for this."

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)18:26 No. 189326 ID: f35d0a
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"... But you're a lucky rat. One of your teachers have asked that I send you off to them instead for disciplinary measures. I'm pretty sure you know this teacher very well, Diana."

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"Come in."

Start humming The Police's "Don't Stand So Close To Me".

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)18:28 No. 189330 ID: f35d0a
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Mrs. Sanders: "Sir."
???: "You promised me that you'll do everything to discipline this girl instead of me having to expel her. Go now, then. I have lots of damage control to do."

>>189330
Sounds like the set-up for a porno.

>>189330
Today Diana, you dine in hell.
Bring an appetite.

>>189330
ok Diana. You follow what we say down to the word. No double guessing what we ask you to say when we agree on WHAT to say... ok?

now then:
"Hi Mrs. Sanders"

>>189334
Tell them that you keep hearing these voices bossing you around.

Bend over.

>>189336
Seconding.

>>189339
If we can get her into a straightjacket, she won't be able to shlick at inappropriate times any more, and the quest will be solved.

>>189338
Second.

>>189336
The worst that can come of this is a psychiatric hospital, from which we can escape with big emo kid who ends up there for cutting himself in a daring Quest in which you find your one true love... your hand.

Do it.

>>189336
third.

I mean, we can be the explanation for the random ability to answer a problem.

I mean, we're an anomaly in your brain due to a schlicking session that resulted in some sort of miniature seizure that gave rise to us in your head. An anomaly of intelligence, separate from your conscious mind.

>>189330
Try and remember what Jonah's LAST name is.
Could it be Sanders?

>>189341
Well, they wouldn't put her away because we're technically not a bad influence. We haven't told her to do anything that could cause any harm... yet.

BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL!

If I may say this voice is somewhat... disappointed in you. Most of our vessels show rather more self-control. Well aside from Chloe but she has a legitimate excuse, child of a dark elder god and all...

>>189349
And Kara.

>>189350
Blood alcohol level of 80% and a severe withdrawal from psychotropic medications can account for most of her peculiarities.

Go join the air force.

>>189349
You never know. All we know about Diana right now is that she has some kind of uncontrollable hormone problem and is ironically named after a Goddess who hates men.

>>189346
It's Terrio.

>>189356
with an 80% bac, you'd be dead...

Also, we could be a part in her reparation. This must be our purpose. To help fix this child in conjunction with the teacher... we need to establish contact.

OK Diana your life is in pretty bad shape I have an idea.

Join the air force and learn how to pilot a predator. They let pretty much anyone on the controls for one of those. Get good at it, become a national hero of Ratonia or whatever, get your life in order, find a nice military guy, and return home victorious and with a pair of aviators.

Let's make it happen.

>>189346
No, it's Terrio.

This didn't need to be a new thread.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)19:04 No. 189370 ID: f35d0a
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I don't know... I really love Jonah, but for some reason, I can't help but think of him all the time. I'm so confused.

... Why did Mrs. Sanders pull me out of trouble, though? Does she want something from me?

"What do you want from me, Mrs. Sanders? You were the last person on my list who would save me from this kind of trouble."

Mrs. Sanders keeps silent and keeps walking ahead. Somehow, she's giving a sign for me to follow her.

Follow her.
Ask about army recruiters.

BECAUSE SHE IS HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

Follow her, and keep quiet.

>>189370
inb4 Jonah is in the next room.

>>189370
Sex in order to get out of trouble is not okay, Diana!

Follow her to her 'punishment dungeon'~

Oh damn Mrs. Sanders has the hots for you. Be prepared for the ride of your life!

>>189370
She TOTALLY wants you.

She's probably done the worst she could... your parents. Maybe even his parents and/or him, too.

>>189370
Question
do you have no shame about shlicking and exposing your genitalia to the world...

Honestly, you don't love the boy. You just have a twisted fetish. We need to eliminate that so you can see him for what he truly is... what ever that may be...

>>189370
Well then follow her. Maybe she can teach you some tricks to keep yourself under control at school.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)19:21 No. 189392 ID: f35d0a
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Mrs. Sanders brings me outside. I notice we're the only ones around; everyone else must still be either in the gym or in class.

Mrs. Sanders finally lets out a huge sigh.

"Can't control yourself, Diana?"
"... A bit... At least when I see Jonah..."
"Doing your own thing at the sight of someone isn't just 'a bit'. I can help you stop that habit of yours, but I ask that you give me your full attention, okay?"

>>189392
I'd agree - Pay attention to her, if she's being reasonable. Ignore us, especially if our suggestions don't sound reasonable. Voices in your head generally aren't trustworthy, and though I'd like to say we're different, I don't want to set you up for some further psychological issues.

>>189392
Assure her that she will have your full attention. And give it to her damn it. She seems to know how to deal with crap like this.

>>189385

It's good to have no shame though! Shame is just feeling bad for no reason, and that's stupid. :(

Mrs. Sanders knows whaaat you were dooing outside by that tree. :3

"I guess, but what do you mean?"

>>189392
Say ok.
Also, in thanks of saving your rat ass, you should tell her about us.

>>189392
You should go along with this, but try not to go into too much detail if you bring us up. We might merely be stray thoughts during this stressful time..

I strongly recommend you join the air force.

I mean, it's not like you have a social life at high school anymore. Not one you WANT to have.

It's either that or the marines. Air force is way more suited to some tiny girl.

>>189392
I can see the set-up.
She's going to have lesbian sex with you to keep your libido occupied.

Ask her about joining the Air Force.

i say trust her, she seems like a harsh but well meaning person.

Go ahead. She's a teacher. She wouldn't be able to get away with anything funny if you didn't want her to. Chances are, it'll just be some lecture.

But we can all hope it's more than that.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)20:05 No. 189428 ID: f35d0a
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"... Okay, I'll listen."
"First, you must be hungry after all that preaching. You can have my sandwich."
"... You're not usually like this, Diana. You're usually friendly and caring, if not too carefree."
"I can't help it... I might be in love, but it's like too much loving..."
"I know what you mean."
"Huh?"

"I've been there."

>>189428
"SPILL IT, SISTER."

Then go join the air force.

>>189428
woah woah...
I believe that we are in a school for the mentally insane.

>>189428
This seems legit. Take the sandwich, but my paranoia instincts tell me to inspect it for concealed pills first.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)20:11 No. 189436 ID: f35d0a
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"You might be telling yourself, 'I love this person; that's why this is happening to me', but that's not really love. It's more of lust, the wild desire to belong to someone else."
"But I can't help it-"
"You can. You just don't see it this way: you have to be able to control yourself before you can love someone. If you don't get a grip of yourself, that so-called love turns into lust."
"... But what if I really love someone?"
"Then show him your true self without going overboard. Keep a clear mind and don't lose focus. You want to show someone your love for him? You have to show that someone your love for yourself. Your care for yourself. And your purity."

Sag your shoulders and say "You're right. I have been carefree. And now that I'm getting the first hint of urge and emotion, I'm caving in like a wet noodle. And... I can't show my face back in high school anymore. This is my senior year anyway. I want to go join the air force. Let me transfer to the academy."

>>189436
So is this just something that happens to ratgirls?

>>189437
The Military Academy!

>>189437
And right before that, kiss her. Full-on.
I came here expecting a lesbian porno, and by-gum, I want a lesbian porno!

see. now what have we head voices been telling you? to TALK to him as soon as you can. this incident won't go away, you need to bite the bullet and go.

>>189437
>>189439
That's just running away.

Least you could do is go apologize to him. Either in person or with a discreet note in his locker.

Also, when you get home, you should totally hit the showers to release some... 'pent up sensations'.

>>189436
tis true. You just want the sex, you just want him in you. So far, you haven't really focused on anything other than his body. We heard silent and off to the side only once. For god-sake, become a friend and know your drink before you accidentally poison yourself.

god-speed Diana. And next time you expose yourself, please let it be in a consentual context...

That said, onward!

Express your purity at Diana as hard as you can. Gaze up into her eyes adoringly, with sparkles. Subtly shift your hips.

>>189454
This.
Also, say "Teach me~"

Remember guys, the whole school saw what she was doing. We still gotta fix that somehow.

>>189436
>You have to show that someone your love for yourself.
So... show some self-loving? Isn't that what she just got in trouble for?

>>189455
Very yes.

>>189472
no cause she was masturbating to jonah. she needs to masturbate to the thought of herself masturbating. creating a paradox of doom.

>>189476
That's not a paradox of doom, it's a masturbatory tautology.

>>189479

I masturbate therefore I masturbate. `-`

>>189480
Exactly!

yknow, i considered poison in the sandwich.

she has a teenage crush. this will lead to bad end, most of the time.

>>189437
wat. this is badder end.

unless you want her to become a army bitch. surrounded by sweaty strong single males marching to their death to save a country of god knows what against god dammed furries everywhere. fucking rat ass.

>>189436
simply put, she really has too much to hold up against. there are very few means of going over "this mess", but most of them includes having someone else overdoing it.

is making out with jonah in public completely ruled out? possibly butt grab and panties throwing?

>>189472
...no, she means to stop doing it in public and to "it" with him. maybe not in public.

>>189483
Won't happen if she flies the predator.
You don't even have to leave the country or even home, if you're close enough.

So long story short: We have to train her in a military school... so she can control her urges??

I'd rather wait for what her teacher has to say first.

>>189480
You masturbate, therefore I masturbate~

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)21:31 No. 189490 ID: f35d0a
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"... Mrs. Sanders, did I really fuck myself up with earlier? Shouldn't I be running away from here?"
"Don't be so pessimistic! It breeds surrender. Any event can be reversed in a way. You have the whole seven months to figure out how to save yourself before you graduate. This isn't something that you must avoid. This is something that you should face and make resolve with."
"... What about Jonah?"
"If you really want to at least be his friend, then do so. Just be careful and keep your control. He's the least of your worries."

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)21:31 No. 189491 ID: f35d0a
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*RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!*

"Oh, you're supposed to clean the gym floor and levels as punishment. I promised the principal you'd clean your mess. Hope you don't mind."

>>189491
I don't think you need me to tell you this, but I'd say keep following her advice. She really does seem to be trying to help you, though of course it's always healthy to be at least a little skeptical.

what you need is a chastity belt. something that just makes it so that even if you want to do it, you can't.

anyway, go get a mop.

>>189491
>"you're supposed to clean the gym floor and levels as punishment"

Ugh... you better wait to be alone to do that. You don't want to have people watching you cleaning your own juices.

Damn, girl. You made a mess out of the entire gymnasium with that? I'm impressed.

>>189495
Or does she~

>>189495
i will be toroughtly disgusted and aroused if she becomes melancholic at the sign of his sweat.

>>189496
lets just hope he does not follow her feat. sex in the gym locker is better if noone figures out.

>>189491
:|__________|

My brain asplode at fact that you a splode that much...
... On previous hidden masturbation statement: remember to not squirt...
Clean that gym

>>189515
>>189496
I think it's just filth accrued from normal usage, given that she still had her shorts on, and any squirting would thus have been rather trapped.

>>189518
Nah, she's obviously a lesser goddess of squirting.

>>189534
YES. This explains everything! She's obviously half fertility goddess, and her demigod powers are just now starting to kick in! If she doesn't get dickings soon, she'll find all the boys trying to corner her in a bathroom stall! And then she'll drown everyone with her massive vaginal discharge.

We must avert this catastrophe! We need to get her hooked up with whateverhisnamewas!

>>189544
I think she's just a girl who needs to get laid. The sooner the BETTER!

>>189491
Well you had better get working on cleaning that gym floor then. The sooner you're done the sooner you can start to train on going near Jonah without fingering yourself in public.

Sing while you clean, summoning the little forest creatures to help you.
It works in disney.

>>189733
Try not to let the scene degrade into a yiffy gangbang, however.

>>189746
It won't, she'll just masturbate, and hold the mop in her vag.

>>189753

Hey that's a pretty good idea!

>>189754
no, we want her to stop masturbating in public. we need to get her laid instead. she needs to get through the rest of the day without fingering herself, and then she can talk to Jonah.

>>189786

You want her to stop masturbating in public.

>>189800
i, too, want to stop her from masturbating in public.

>>189802

They want her to stop masturbating in public!

>>189803
He, she, and/or it want her to stop masturbating in public!

>>189803
well consider the alternatives. She might get sent off to some sort of nympho rehab for people who can't control themselves well enough to not masturbate in public, and then there will be nothing. Nothing at all. Her interesting parts will be covered with iron bars and her hands will be coated in hot sauce.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/06/07(Mon)12:22 No. 189829 ID: c4c313
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>>189824

What! Who would do something so cruel as that!

>>189829
the evil caretakers of course. they would do ANYTHING, no matter how brutal, to 'fix' her, and some of the tactics would probably scar her for life. It's much safer to just get her laid.

>>189824
>>189829
>>189833

Two words: Female circumcision.

>>189836
Exactly why we need to stop her masturbating in public.

No. No I have it. We need her to become...


The masked masturbator.

>>189846
wont work unless she switched schools. An incident has already occurred. Too many people would connect the dots. If we can get her to go to a different school though, that would be pretty sweet. She could fight crime and reward herself for it.

>>189849
i dont see what is so bad about it.

i mean, what would she do, humiliate others in public by masturbating, and then making the "costume" avaliable to everyone follow her example?

hmmm...

>>189846

The maskturbator

>>189865
no see, she rapes evildoers. And then she mocks their genitalia. When the criminal is successfully apprehended then she starts masturbating to the thoughts of a job well done.

An ordinary schoolmouse by day, by night she is the masked masturbator. Blessed or cursed with the gifts of the goddess of juices, she spreads her thighs for justice and even the hardest criminals learn to love.

>>189870
if she has sex then the whole point of doing that is moot.

>>189875
It's not like evil-doers can get her off.

anyway, take your ideas to the disussion thread so this place doesn't get an even more massive post to update ratio.

Diana 2010/06/07(Mon)14:46 No. 189916 ID: f35d0a
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... I'm sorry for not saying anything about you, guys. I figured they might think I'm crazy or something, and I don't wanna be dumped into some kind of mental asylum.

Still, I have lots to make up for. I'll probably be branded forever for this, but that doesn't mean I can improve, right?

I still want to believe that what I feel for Jonah isn't just simple lust. If only I knew what to do for that, though.

... This will take me FOREVER to clean! This gym's like, spacious!

>>189916
try asking him out on a date or something

uh..without masturbating like crazy

get a chastity belt. put the key in a safe place before you put it on, but with that you can't even do it by accident.

>>189916
Shit, they amputated your tail as well? Harsh.

Anyway, you should probably see a psychiatrist. It looks like you have a mental condition that's best treated with professional help.
Alternatively, you can seduce your teacher - who it seems has or has had the same problem.

>>189916
It's okay to masturbate, just not in public. You save that stuff for the bedroom, by yourself, when you know you wont be interrupted, and your vocalizations aren't going to attract anyone's attention.

Also goddamn, those must have been some extremely thin shorts to be able to soak through them and actually make a mess on the floor, that or you're exceedingly gifted.

so once you're done with the gym, what do you plan to do?

guys it's
clean up your mess AND the rest of the gym.

>>189916

Oh my god I love those mops. With the rumpled little cottony cloth edges and they just shush down the linoleum.

Lower the angle of the mop handle as much as you can manage. It won't push down as much, but you'll be able to go faster. :3

>>189923
no, NO, that's NOT what she said.

>>189916
I think you just have to clean up the space you messed up.

As for Jonah, you could try the old method of talking to him. And try to keep your hands visible while doing so. If you talk a bit with him I'm sure you can figure out how you really feel about him.

>>189952
the space she messed up IS the whole gym.

Diana 2010/06/07(Mon)16:28 No. 189968 ID: f35d0a
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Well, Mrs. Sanders told me it's supposed to be the whole gym, not just the spot I was standing on. Besides, maybe this will be a good step towards redemption?

I'm considering my options, and I do think I should talk to Jonah. Though I'm a complete stranger to him, I should be apologizing to him for my behavior during his game.

Diana 2010/06/07(Mon)16:29 No. 189969 ID: f35d0a
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... Though what if he says it's okay? And maybe... Maybe he'll say I'm cute or something!

Kyaaaa! I can't wait to meet him! Gaaah!

Diana 2010/06/07(Mon)16:29 No. 189971 ID: f35d0a
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I mean, err... I shouldn't be too excited about this, right? I should be asking for forgiveness...

... Argh, this whole "self-control" thing is harder than I thought.

Good idea, but for now focus on cleaning. Put him out of your mind completely.

>>189973
Yes, focus on working that long hard shaft all day long.

Suggestion 2010/06/07(Mon)16:32 No. 189975 ID: 1806cd
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>>189957
ahem...
One girl, one splooge, one gym, one mop.

Honestly though, we shall work on your libido... maybe the pills? Maybe some sort of training to distinguish thy libido from thy intimacy.

This should help, though it just places you at passionate infatuation... which just means "SCREW A RELATIONSHIP! I WANT SECKS!"

yes, need to do one step at a time.

>>189971
and forgiveness over libido

Honestly, try to ignore how wet you get. You should know by know you gotta make em' a friend before you make em' your playmate.

>>189971
Yes.
It would be even worse if you realized that the mop you're holding is very phallic and just the right shape for what you were thinking of doing.

Resist!

>>189969
You might wanna tone down the creepy stalker tendencies before you go speak with him.

As for what to say. Starting with apologizing for how you acted during the game is probably a good start. After that ask him stuff about his opinions in various matters.

>>189971
how about if the voices in your head start demeaning you and screaming obscenities every time you step out of line? would that help?

>>189968
>I should be apologizing to him for my behavior during his game.

This.

And also:
>>189980
>You might wanna tone down the creepy stalker tendencies before you go speak with him.

Keep THIS in mind!!

actually... I have found a way to save your rat ass.

You were on pot... a lot of pot... like more than a stoner on 420 pot... and it was your first try

And so you couldn't help yourself to pick a random hottie from a group of basketball players.

In this way, you apologize and you blame the drugs... and that he's helped you make a decision not to do it ever again.

also, cute ain't the first thing a guy thinks when he sees a random chick who just masturbated to him in front of him and a crowd of people. he's just as embarrassed as you are, if not more.

>>189998
this is so bad she could as well try to rape him in public.

she will be sent to a rehab clinic anyway and then we will have some nice man in blue grinding her for her supplier.

>>190016
yeah. but he's a jock, so he'll understand...

Also considering if she weren't high, she'd be in a place full of psychologically disturbed perverts... which is where she realistically would've been sent...

>>189971
KILL HIM AND DRINK HIS BLOOD

sorry

>>190031
or she will be stared down even harder for it.
lets not add insult to injury.

well, we could hope this will turn into demon overfiend.

on second thought, maybe rehab clinics are nice this time of the year

>>189971
I wouldn't count on him sweeping you off your feet just from talking to him. Instead ask for his help. The problem is you're fantasizing about him, but you don't even know him. So if the two of you hung out and got to know each other for real you'd either get along but not be quite what you wanted and be friends, or you'd really get along and be something more, or you two just end up not liking each other at all.

In any case: no more fantasizing, problem solved. Well if you don't get with him you'll still be horny but without that singular focus you should have better control. Of course you're probably going to have trouble saying all that to his face so bring along your friend to support you and keep you on the plan.

>>190048
idea

make anti-masturbation measures...

you know, hotsauce on fingers, shock collar, etc...

a chastity belt is the way to go

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/06/07(Mon)19:38 No. 190121 ID: c4c313
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>>189975

Hey, I've got a diagram too.

>>190121
still needs the nice part though

>>190121
I don't like it.

>>190159
yeah the other chart was better. and more likely to get good end.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/06/07(Mon)20:28 No. 190190 ID: c4c313
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>>190135
>>190159

Sorry, took me 10,000 hours in Inkscape. If you want here's the SVG. Feel free to fix, and steal all credit! :p

>>190187

y'all are a bunch of prudes

just sayin'

>>190191
we just don't want ratgirl to get completely ostracized. We still want lots of sexual activities. Just in a way which will not get her shipped off to sex rehab.

>>190190
What the hell are you doing? We don't want your stupid viruses.

>>190196
>lots of sexual activities
>in a way which will not get her shipped off to sex rehab.

wat

>>190200
it's just a compressed svg, and nobody's forcing you to open it anyway.

>>190202
you know, things like not masturbating during a basketball game while shouting suggestive things. Those things tend to get you labeled as a sexual deviant for some reason.

>>190203

Technically it's a ZIP containing an uncompressed SVG, which is slapped onto the back of a JPEG file so that I could post it here. :B

>>190191
The other picture painted a much more happy picture of relationships as a whole. Yours paints an unhappy picture and is not necessarily accurate.

Although I to reckon that our little ratgirl is best off getting plowed with no commitments involved.

>>190225

The point is it's tempting to agree with someone just because they hold up an official looking diagram thingy. So don't. :>

And mine paints a perfectly happy picture. Just not if you get kids and sex mixed up and tangled together. Two totally different unrelated things, I assure you. What part about "Empty Love" and "Infatuation" is happy though? That's happy like Sister Mary was happy to hold on to that yardstick while she told us what bad people we were. Oh god memories coming back no...

>>190260
Well, I suppose it's most depressing because it suggests that there are people who would believe it to be accurate. And it ultimately lacks anything resembling a fulfilling relationship. The green one has a relatively fulfilling relationship on each side, and Empty Love not withstanding, the points are at least not abhorrent. The middle represents an ideal.

Your pink one is all bad. It's just negative aspects of a relationship - or at best neutral. It states that when all these things come together, you get something worse than any of the rest, and each partial option comes off as just making do. The "Extra Bonus Tip" rams this home, suggesting that only those who are generally abhorrent are suitable for an extended relationship.

Honestly, it wouldn't be so bad if it were more clearly a parody, but as written it looks too credible for comfort.

>>190281
sounds good to me. Green is go, and red is no. Whole thing doesn't matter much though unless we can fix the self control issue first though.

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)15:19 No. 191052 ID: f35d0a
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Ah! Someone else is inside!

"Oh dude, it's that girl from earlier!"
"Just as I thought! They made her clean her own mess."
"Hey, squirt girl! Making the gym wet again? Haha!"

>>191052
Ignore them.

>>191052
Completly ignore them. Don't even aknowledge that they're there.

>>191052
Scoff "Closest you'll ever come to the real thing, boys."

yes, pay them no heed, as long as it's just words then then you can't do anything. just finish cleaning as fast as you can and go.

Ignore them. If they just keep bugging you, give them your best crazy smile.

"then i'd be in here cleaning all day, i've got things to do you know"

GET SOME GOO FROM YOUR CHOOCHOO AND WIPE IT ON THEIR FACES

Masturbate in front of them with no regard for anything. They'll be so shocked they won't be able to insult you.

Also, show them your tits.

>>191056
Also, slap your ass while you say this. Or moon them and shake your rump.

>>191052
"Sorry about the mess. I didn't realize you two were going to spend your honeymoon up there after the game."

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)17:05 No. 191090 ID: f35d0a
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... I don't want to get into a fight with these two hulking rats, especially when I'm all alone in the gym.

I try to ignore them.

Good keep doing that.

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)17:07 No. 191094 ID: f35d0a
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*SNATCH

"Hey!"
"Trying to give us the cold shoulder? Come on, deep inside, you're all burning to touch yourself again."
"And did you hear what she shouted then? 'JONAH! JONAH!' Can't believe that, of all rats, you'd even hit that shortstuff!"

Argh!

>>191090
Oh, my suggestion wouldn't lead to fighting...

Well fuck it, they can clean the gym themselves then.

>>191094
Don't reply. Don't get angry. Just get it back. If they assault you, it's their trouble.

>>191094
Yea, ignoring them isn't going to work. Do this instead:
"He's short but not where it matters, dime-dick.
Leave me alone; just 'cause that's the closest you'll ever come to sex is no reason to bother me."

>>191094
Leave, go tell someone they're interfering with your cleanup duty.

>>191094
Don't reply, don't try to get the broom back, don't aknowledge their existance. Just keep cool and ignore the asshats until they find something else to do.

>>191098
No. Noooo. Bad idea. If we leave them alone and they attack us out of their own stupidity, then they're the ones who will be harmed.

Sure;y there's a spare broom somewhere.

>>191101
He-said/she-said doesn't work too well in these situations.

>>191094
Go back to Ms Sanders. You're not in a situation where you want to get into a fight right now, even if it turns into something where you'd be justified in defending yourself.

"I would prefer, good gentlemen, to return to my duties. I am on a path of redemption."

just leave, maybe comment 'you clean it then'

oh wait, start crying a lot and lament your sorrow unto them. They'll either go "baby gonna cry" or "oh no oh god". It worked on a monster, do ett foggot. Otherwise you gonna get raped for backtalk

Do you know their names? You might need to go tell an authority figure. God. What an ineptly run school. Letting someone getting punished for public indecency clean a place other hormonally-charged students have access to with no supervision? Just asking for rape or attempted rape charges.

>>191112
tell me about it bro, we're about to be reminded of our caravans all over again, dawg

>>191094
you're gonna get raped at this point.
You're gonna need an escape route/plan ready.
Kick one and elbow other both in groin.
Run for life...

But only if it comes down to that.

From this point just tell them to leave you alone, and that you were on pot

>>191099
This

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)19:58 No. 191194 ID: f35d0a
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>>191112
I... I don't know these guys... Their names always slip off my mind.

I try to stay away from them, but they keep surrounding me... I think I know what they want from me...

"Go away..."
"Come on, girl. You have nowhere to turn to. Loosen up! We're your company here."
"P-P-Please..."

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)19:59 No. 191196 ID: f35d0a
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*FWIIP*

"Agh! Who threw that?!"
"Leave her alone, dickheads. Can't you see she's disgusted by you already?"

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)20:00 No. 191197 ID: f35d0a
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"You two have always been up to no good. Just leave her alone if you know what's best for you."

>>191197
Focus and control yourself.

Now would be the WORST TIME to revert to previous behavior.

Darn, I was hoping it was big emo kid.

Oh well.

wait until they leave, then tell Jonah you are sorry about how you acted, and that you were too nervous to tell him you liked him.

too late to worry about being embarrassed now.

On the up side, we know Jonah isn't some thuggish jock stereotype now.

Remember to get your mop back also.

>>191197
Remain calm. And dressed.

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)20:48 No. 191232 ID: f35d0a
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>>191211
>>191219
But they're hurting Jonah!

???: "What'd you say, punk?! Look at you! Acting tough in front of us?!"
Jonah: "Well, you sure like to use your height to compensate for something!"
Diana: "Don't! Leave Jonah alone!"
???: "Shit, she's noisy!"

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)20:49 No. 191233 ID: f35d0a
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Diana: "*SQUEAK!*"
???2: "Shut up and lie down!"
Jonah: "Fuck! Damn you-"

... Gah! It hurts!

BE NOISY!

Yell for help!

>>191233
Bite. Girls don't have to fight fair.

>>191232
Oh, we meant "Don't start schlicking" you're free to start some sicknasty shredding of these jerks.

You'll be ripping up so many hellaceous shreds this fierceshitty biznasty will get so deliriously rudebrazen it...

Ok I lost the handle on that sentence.

yell/scream as loud as you can. you need to draw as much attention as you can.

His neck is ri--no, too lethal.

Bite his balls.

>>191233
KICK IN THE NUTS

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)20:58 No. 191241 ID: f35d0a
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>>191235
>>191236
>>191238

I try to at least claw him, but my body doesn't respond.

... It hurts...

... I fall down.

I could hear someone falling down, and sound of blows. Please... Not Jonah...

>>191234
>>191237

I squeak as loud as I can, but the noise from the fight completely drowns my voice.

... I hear a new voice from afar... Please save Jonah...

just keep breathing. focus only on that.

Is it the guy you bumped into??

Please say yes he has swords for feet

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)21:02 No. 191244 ID: f35d0a
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"Shit! Who's that guy?!"
"He's fucking tall! What the fuck is he doing here?!"
"Ugh... Where's that height you keep bragging now... huh, guys?"
"Just run!"

>>191241
Try to stay awake and get a look at what's going on.

don't think about anything but breathing. breath manually, need to get that under control. sound like the big guy showed up.

Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.

Stay conscious.

>>191244
You were hit in the diaphragm, and it went into spasms. Just focus on getting your breathing under control, and you'll be back up in a minute or two. If you don't, then you're going to pass-out.

Focus on delicious sandwich. Regain your mental acuity. Thank both of the people who helped you.

Focus on being grateful instead of your obsessive lust towards Jonah.

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)21:29 No. 191253 ID: f35d0a
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... I'm trying to breathe... It hurts a bit when I do.

???: "Sorry I'm late. I tried to get one of the staff's attention, but that riot outside was hectic and got them busy. You look a bit beaten up, Jonah."
Jonah: "I'm fine, Gromu. I'm more worried about this girl. Looks like that blow to her stomach did more than just a gut punch."
"Keep breathing, girl. We'll get you to the clinic, somehow."

Let them help you, in case it needs to be said.

Lets hope you just left out a line and Jonah hasn't really lost his arm.

gromu is a bro. he may be scary but he's cool.

>>191253
Try to get an arm around his shoulder, and squeeze out the word "Riot?"

>>191253
If it hurts in a specific place then you might have a broken rib. You still need to focus on breathing, but try not to take deep breaths. Stay as calm as you can.

If you think it is a rib, try to say that so they know they'll have to move you more carefully.

>>191253
Give Gromu a thumbs up or a brofist before passing out.

It could also be a ruptured spleen or kidney.

Diana 2010/06/09(Wed)21:45 No. 191264 ID: f35d0a
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>>191258
"Ra... Rio... Ri-riot?"
Jonah: "That's the least of your worries for now, girl. And it hopefully has nothing to do with what you did during our game."
Gromu: "Yep, nothing at all. Let's go to the clinic then."

>>191264
"So you two are friends?"

>>191264

D'awwwwwwwww

A riot, eh? I knew it! Time to save the world!

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)18:37 No. 192817 ID: f35d0a
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...

...

"- you must GROPE THE BOOBIES!"
"- But Sonic, your P-EE-NIS is too fast!"
"Hehe."

hahah, they is watching a funny edited sonic clip. can you breath okay now? sit up and look around.

2 chairs

'dat ass

>>192817
How's the clinic?

Cough to catch his attention.

Masturbate and scream something relevant to the situation, yet completely inappropriate.

>>192818
No, give yourself a moment to wake up before you sit up.

If Jonah is there, take him aside so you can explain yourself.
And by "explain yourself", I mean tell him that you have a condition that forces you to do 'that kind of stuff' almost constantly, and ask if he would be willing to help you.

>>192817
Looks like Gromu wasn't wearing really baggy clothes after all.
Do a quick self-check. Any bumps, tender spots, or bleeding?
Are you dressed?
If so, are they the same clothes you were wearing before?

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)20:37 No. 192868 ID: f35d0a
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>>192818
>>192825
>>192826
There's still a stinging sensation on my stomach, but I'm fine now.

A closer look reveals I'm not in my clothes.

Jonah is nowhere to be seen.

Find your clothes.

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)20:40 No. 192870 ID: f35d0a
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Gromu hears me shuffling.

"Oh hey. You were resting for a good two hours. Feeling better?"
"Y-Y-Yeah..."
"Oh boy, you were lucky. Jonah was still in the changing room when he heard you back in the gym. Can't you believe what would've happened there if he wasn't around?"
"Can... Can I just have my clothes?"
"... I'm not sure if you should even be sitting up, much less let you get up and dress yourself. I'll call the nurse for you."

>>192868
did you check other parts of the bed?

okay, sit tight for a bit. 10 minutes later though you can get up, use sheet like a toga.

Ask him what he's watching.

>>192870
this guy saved your life.
You oughta thank him.

>>192880
yes, thank him, from a distance, without removing the sheet.

>>192882
Yes, but let it slip down just a little. Don't show anything, just a hint of this or a hint of that. Be subtle.

>>192884
if you reaaaaly feel the need, go ahead, but do be subtle, please.

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)21:41 No. 192895 ID: f35d0a
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"Th-thank you..."
"I'm not the one you should be thanking. All I did was save Jonah from those guys. I think you owe both of us an apology than thanks."
"..."

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)21:41 No. 192896 ID: f35d0a
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"Oh, I mean... I didn't mean to be..."
"Agh. I'm not good at all this talking... Sorry."

>>192896
I'd suggest telling him not to worry about it. It's pretty refreshing to see someone who speaks his mind while still trying to keep others' feelings in mind.

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)21:44 No. 192898 ID: f35d0a
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"... You know what, maybe I should just get the nurse instead before I mention something bad again. For now, please don't stand up and look for your clothes. Might be better to get the approval first."

"No, you're right. Both of you deserve an apology for what I did. This is all my fault after all... could you go get him for me?"

yeah, stay in bed. maybe see if your stomach has a bruise.

>>192898
Ask what was wrong with you.

>>192898
tell him it's okay.

Diana 2010/06/12(Sat)22:27 No. 192923 ID: f35d0a
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>>192900
My tummy looks fine. No bruise or whatever.

>>192899
"... You're right. I got both of you into trouble, and I'm sorry."
"... It's worth it if someone will get saved from a bad incident... I shouldn't be keeping this talk up now that you're awake naked."
"Oh, sure. Please get the nurse for me."

Gromu nods before leaving.

okay then. lay back down and reminisce.

>>192923
Gromu seems to be a really nice guy.

>>192923
Take a real deep breath, see if anything stings when you do. If your ok doing that than you probably don't have any obvious internal damage. You'd feel most sorts you'd get from a punch, but the doc can test that better.

Can you remember where you know those two guys from? Even if you don't remember their names if you were in the same class that can help you identify them.

Just think about anything but being saved by Jonah, don't start masturbating right now for god sakes.

Naked in a bed, this guy is telling you not to try searching for your clothes...


...call the cops.

>>192960
This.

>>192960
>>192961
What? No. Stop that, it is very silly.

i agree, gromu is a nice guy and probably the nurse had a check up. he wouldn't have been so nervous if he had already seen you so you are fine.

>>192923
STAND UP AND GO LOOKING FOR YOUR CLOTHES

What do you need clothes for anyway? You got fur.

>>192975
no if you do that someone will come back in before you've found your clothes for sure. Just wait for someone to come back.

gotta dance!

o//

\\o

/o/

\o\

_o_

\o/

_o_

/o\

>>192942
Yes, whatever you do, don't think about Jonah bravely and valiently fighting for you. Certainly don't let your hands drop beneath the sheets.

>>193341

Get down and boogie!!

>>192960
Agreeing with this one.

You need an adult.

uh, why did they take off you clothes? In any medical setting they at least put on one of those hospital gowns if they needed to strip you in order to examine you.

And why was that guy watching porn while waiting for you to wake up?

>>193640
speaking of which, while you wait, look around to see if you can see where the sonic porn was coming from.

>>193650
Try not to masturbate to it, however.

>>193659

If she can masturbate to Youtube Poop, then there's nothing we can do for her.

Diana 2010/06/15(Tue)20:37 No. 194387 ID: f35d0a
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>>192960
Seeing as I was unconscious for supposedly two hours, I don't know why they stripped me naked. Still, my clothes must be somewhere around here; they wouldn't bolt off with them, would they?

>>193640
>>193650
I think Gromu was just watching some video on MyTube. Come to think of it, he even left his laptop on before he went out.

I could probably use it while he's out.

>>192942
My breathing's fine, though I still have a bit of a sting while I'm at it. I probably shouldn't move around too much.

>>194387
There's a good chance you pissed yourself when you blacked out, and you almost certainly fell on the wet gym floor.
Just wait for the nurse.

>>194387
You could wrap the sheet around you and go surf the net. Check out some news sites and figure out what the riot is about.

>>194387

Check your belly before you try to get up, to make sure there's no stitching or tubes you might mess up.

>>194387
eh, just stay in bed till they get back. don't want to strain yourself too much now.

make a bedsheet toga and look around for your clothes.

Only good thing I see suggested here is to stay put and wait. You might have more damage then you know.

Diana 2010/06/15(Tue)22:09 No. 194438 ID: f35d0a
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>>194388
>>194407
>>194411
>>194421
Now that I have a clear view of my stomach, there really isn't any visible bruise or anything. You did make a good point of reminding me about internal damages.

I'll stay in bed, then. No moving around.

Diana 2010/06/15(Tue)22:09 No. 194439 ID: f35d0a
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All alone. In the clinic.

... Naked.

...

Diana 2010/06/15(Tue)22:09 No. 194440 ID: f35d0a
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... Jonah...

No, stop that.

>>194440
SHAME.

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY

Your mom.

Your dad.

Naked.

Seriously Diana STOP IT NOW, prove to yourself and your teacher you have mastery of your own domain.

>>194446
That imagery will only make things worse for her.

Jonah, your father, your brother, Gromu, and Sonic.
ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN!

>>194440
Newt Gingrich.
Rush Limbaugh.
Naked.
If you're not sure, imagine first an old, fugly monkey that's been shaved. And second, an old, fugly, morbidly obese monkey that's been shaved.

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)22:19 No. 194455 ID: d3dfb8
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Also,
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM