>>196993
why can't we plan a threesome when we see the tentacle monsters?

>>196999
because that would make johan gay.

...maybe if we find a female tentacle monster.

>>197000
Jonah can be bi without it causing a problem for us. And I'm sure we could do a tentacle threesome without anything going into him.

>>197005
oh yeah i can tottaly see it now.

two teenagers and a tentacle monster in a tottaly not gay relationship involving casual sex.

"but johan, tentacool isnt gay!"

"diana, i just cant get over the fact he can fill all of yoour holes and keep looking for more holes. what if he accidentaly my whole butthole? oh god what if he enters my peehole?"

This discussion probably isn't helping.

>>197009
If Jonah can't understand, he's obviously not the man we thought he was. Besides, With those huge ears, Diana has two extra holes to work with.

>>197022
But so does Jonah.

This is stupid.
You people are stupid.

This is... masturbating orphan railroad rat. On ice.

>>196858
Because Nurses totally talk this way.

Oh right, this is fantasy. My bad.

oh no.

this is cockblockland on safeforwork city.

and we are getting cockblocked in a safe for work state school.

Tell the nurse that if she has nothing nice to say, she shouldn't say anything at all. And tell her not to gossip so much.

Also, when you get out of here, take martial arts classes. They'll be useful, trust me. If this is pornland we'll need to fight off rapist scumbags like those two rats in the gym nearly every day. Especially with your new... reputation.

>>197127

Silly Talking Pie Chart. Rape doesn't exist in Pornland! The only way any sexual situation would get interrupted by rape is if we were in

DC Universe Pornland

>>197131

Which Earths in the DC Multiverse are pornographic? Earth-69 for sure, but which other ones?

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/06/22(Tue)10:43 No. 197179 ID: c4c313
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>>197163

..... what the hell is going on? shut up about pornland and shit. this is something completely different. anyway, calm down, finish up, get your clothes, and go talk to jonah.

>>197300
and invite him to go to "pornland" with you.

Diana 2010/06/28(Mon)18:31 No. 200543 ID: 7c97d9
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"No offense, but it's kind of hard not to concentrate on Jonah when you're talking like this."
"Ahh, I just thought I could entertain you a bit. I'd like that intimate contact with my patients, you see."
"... Everything seems to be fine now. You should rest yourself and not do anything strenuous for awhile so your body can completely heal from whatever happened earlier."
"I'll hand you your squeaky clean clothes then, though I'm wondering if you even have a spare set. I'd love to hand you my clothes, but I doubt they'd fit your size."

Nurse Mirana grabs the clothes from outside and puts it on the bed. She stays by the door.

i don't think you are getting out of her watching. get dressed so you can get out of this room.

>>200543
My god she is perverted. Hey, next time you feel like touching yourself in public think of her and remember that's someone you don't want to be.

>>200543

>> squeaky clean clothes

ಠ_ಠ

Diana 2010/06/28(Mon)19:19 No. 200556 ID: 7c97d9
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>>200544
>>200551
I don't know... I mean, sure the whole "you have to be naked for this check-up" shenanigan was all fishy, but Nurse Mirana looks like she knows what she's doing. Maybe it's just in her personality or so?

I mean, looking at her, she's just outside talking to Jonah. I could tell 'coz I could hear them both, though it's all mumble from here.

... Gosh, these sure are warm! Fresh from the dryer, I can say!

That is a huge nurses office. Jesus christ.

Put yer pants on ya tahrt

Pants are exceptionally good. It would also be exceptionally good to find out what the hell happened with the whole riot thing?

>>200556
This is the sort of thing you should talk to an adult about at some point.

better get your clothes on fast, he could come in at any moment and he would see you naked. you may think that is okay but it's not.

Diana 2010/06/28(Mon)19:41 No. 200571 ID: 7c97d9
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Mirana: "... FIVE HUNDRED BU-"
Jonah: "Please, Miss Mirana! It's for the girl..."
Mirana: "... Hon, you have got to learn what Diana really needs. You should know, for God's sake! She doesn't want your money, you should..."

... The conversation goes back to a mumble. I wonder what they're talking about.

i don't know, now you should get dressed even faster and try to sneak over to listen.

>>200571
Underwear first, then eavesdrop.

>"Ahh, I just thought I could entertain you a bit. I'd like that intimate contact with my patients, you see."

I'm pretty sure there's a criminal charge here somewhere.

It appears Mirana has shrunk down to a miniscule size and gone through that tiny door. Lean down slightly to peer through it with your huge eye.

And yes, hastily get dressed and sneak over there. You want to know if Jonah is secretly gay and will pay you any amount of money to stop hitting on him.

Maybe that did more damage than they're telling you and Jonah's trying to pay for your surgery.

Okay, probably not, but it's a possibility.

well...okay then..go talk to jonah i guess

Diana 2010/06/29(Tue)13:00 No. 200870 ID: 7c97d9
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I dress up as fast as I can and sneak up, but as soon as I'm at the door, there's only silence between them. I think they're already done talking.

"... I'm dressed up, Nurse Mirana. Can I talk to Jonah now?"

Nurse Mirana looks pissed off.

Mirana: "Better get it done fast, girl. You don't want to hang around with this bad influence for too long."

Jonah tries to speak, but stops himself. Nurse Mirana then goes back inside, leaving the two of us by the door. Did something bad happen between them?

>>200870
HUG JONAH
READ EXPRESSION

first, apologize about those thugs.

then ask what that was all about what was he arguing about?

Diana 2010/06/29(Tue)14:42 No. 200893 ID: 7c97d9
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"I'm... I'm sorry about earlier..."
"... I don't know. I feel more responsible for everything that's happened to you. Mrs. Sanders told me everything about you after the game."
"... What were you talking about with Nurse Mirana?"
"After hearing that you're actually living alone, I thought I should drop some money so I could help you out... But Nurse Mirana said I should be doing more."
"... I think she's mistaking me for your lover or something."

... This is the first time I've been in a conversation with Jonah. His shaky voice and passiveness are rather different from what I perceived of him.

"... I was wondering... I probably should help you out through this mess, since I feel like the one who caused the whole thing. Do you want something to make this ordeal easier? Maybe something that you need..."

>>200893
Ride his dick into the sunset.

>>200893
do not schlick...
DO. NOT. SCHLICK
Just ask him why he feels that way.
Make the man talk about himself. Males enjoy it.

dont say sex.

yet.

>>200895
This. Be sure to bite off his head so he fucks more vigorously. You're in captivity, after all.

well you do want him but you can't just say that. say that you were actually hoping to get to know him better, help you sort yourself out.

Say you don't need anything, but thank him for his concern. You could maybe use a friend, because you have something you really need to get off your chest...

Then tell him that you have voices in your head.

Diana 2010/06/29(Tue)15:08 No. 200910 ID: 7c97d9
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"Why do you think you caused all this? I personally thought I got you caught in my problems."
"I just... I've never wanted to get involved with other people because I don't want to cause any trouble with them. I felt... I felt I was the reason you got into this mess."

Ergh. We both think we caused trouble for the other person. Now that I think of it, maybe it's because we don't know each other yet.

"Well, uhh... What about if we just get to know each other better? You know... as friends?"
"... I guess it won't hurt to try, maybe? But I don't want to cause even more trouble for you."
"I swear that won't happen. I just want the both of us to talk. Maybe something like that..."

... Maybe I should say something to completely convince him.

>>200910
Try something like this:
"It was just a fantasy that had me all messed up... the reality will help me. All I need is to get to know you and I'll be better. If we don't get along or if we stay friends or whatever doesn't matter. And... I'm also scared of being alone right now."

Trust me, it'll work. And it's the healthiest way to do things.

tell him you have something to help you not do that anymore. and that you think getting to know him better would prevent incidents like that from happening in the future.

You are so dreamykind! You shouldn't worry so much though. Just look how much trouble I get into when you're *not* causing it. It can't hurt?

We don't have to tell the nurse. She's uh... weird.

oh god its a japanese romance novel and the protagonist can be yandere.

um. do not carry sharp objects at any time.

ask him to visit your home. say you can talk better there.

please fuck my face

>>200912
Also? Hug him.

>>200910
I am currently sensing something.
Ask Jonah Exactly what he thinks the problem is, that would cause anyone problems just by getting to know him.

>>201341
that is a good point. what does he think the problem is?

>>201332
This.

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)18:21 No. 202379 ID: 7c97d9
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>>201341
Jonah won't cooperate with me if we don't befriend him first. Maybe if we feel closer together, he'll be able to tell me his personal issues.

"We didn't know what the other was thinking, and in my case, I was caught up in my own fantasy... I'm actually scared of being alone."
"... Now that you put it that way, maybe if I'm close to you, I'll be able to help you out. I mean, Gromu once told me friends are always there to help each other out, right?"
"I promise there won't be any more trouble for the both of us."

Somehow, I feel we're so close to each other now.

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)18:22 No. 202380 ID: 7c97d9
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"... It's getting late. Gromu's already gone to his night job. How's about I walk you home, just so you don't run into any more perverts?"

Jonah? Walking me home?! Kyaaa!

I mean... What could he be getting by walking me home? Calm down, me! Eeeek!

>>202380
Well, he clearly wants to make sure you're safe, what with the riot. Though as a side benefit he'll Know Where You Live.

He knows you aren't living in the most ideal of situations, but only vaguely. Maybe he wants to see for certain that you're okay how you are.

Chill, don't get to be the clingy stalker type. Chat with Jonah while you walk home, get to know each other.

Also, try chewing gum or something if you get the urge. It might help keep you occupied. That, or think of dead kittens.

>>202380
If you're really worried about how you'll act once you two are alone, just imagine that Mrs Sanders is there, glaring at you like you were late for class without your homework on the day of the big test.

this.
Of course, if you don't do anything on the way to home... or at least don't think that bad on the way home, we'll let you slip a cheek kiss.

Still, I've walked girls home before without intention of... that... kind of stuff...

i agree, if you manage to not need any distractions on the way home we will let you indulge a little. JUST a little.

>>202380
He gets to not worry about you walking home, and knows that your home is ok. Thats it. Don't start making new fantasies up already, just let him be a friend. Of course you're still going to want more than that, but you need to take it easy.

Oh I know! Get him to walk you home all the time, and walk you to school too. Just ask him first if he can pick you up tomorrow morning, you still don't know how crazy things are going to be by then, after all. After that it can easily become a routine... just don't ask him in just yet. If he is curious about your home that's fine, just don't be pushy about it.

>>202380
well, if the trip home is uneventual, simply give him a goodbye KISS. when he turns around, throw him your panties ask him to stay a bit.

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)19:44 No. 202417 ID: 7c97d9
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>>202383
>>202387
>>202393

Okay, fine! I'll try to chat with him. It's easy to get myself pre-occupied with talking, so maybe it'll work.

"... Aren't those guys from earlier in your team? Won't they get back on you someday?"
"We've already alerted the principal and our coach. I didn't do anything to warrant myself any suspension, but they'll be getting the boot by tomorrow."
"... You're really good at basketball..."
"Thanks. When I learned that our school is the only one around here that actually hosts scholarship for athletes, I signed up with this in mind. Helps with education while letting me play my all-time favorite sport."

I'm not surprised at all. Our school may be rubbish by academic standards, but most sports-minded rats enroll there because of the athlete scholarships. I'm even part of the football team, to be honest.

>I'm even part of the football team, to be honest.

Really?
Huh. There's a lot we don't know about you.

good good, you are doing well.

>>202417
Aren't you a little small for football? Oh wait, do you mean soccer?

Are you holding his hand?

If so, attempt to channel psychic energy through your hand into his to stimulate his nerves and make his ears twitch. I want to see if having us gives you any pwoers.

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)21:36 No. 202493 ID: 7c97d9
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>>202453
I'm actually refraining from holding his hand! I don't want to break down into pulling my pants down with it. It'll be embarassing!

>>202444
You call it soccer? That's weird. Anyway, yeah I play a bit of soccer. I wouldn't brag about my skills, though.

"... You know, I'll be moving out of this city after I graduate."
"... Where are you going?"
"I actually don't know. But I can't stay around here for long. I'm only here because of high school, you know. I'm more of an adventurous type."
"Are you planning to be a professional athlete?"
"Now that's too early for me to decide. I have a whole lot of thinking to do first, primarily with my future..."

>>202493
"Have you considered being a porn star?"

"You know, I'd be really sad if you left right after I got to know you."

still quite some time left to get to know him. don't freak out. let him know what your plans for the future are, OTHER THEN the fact that you want to marry him, DO NOT tell him that, way too soon.

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)22:17 No. 202500 ID: 7c97d9
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>>202496
I don't know what I'll do in the future yet. I don't even know if I'll be able to graduate!

My goal is more social and personal. I just want to feel loved by Jonah!

We reach my apartment. It's kind of small, but reasonable for its price. Jonah doesn't seem impressed by it, but he's not totally focused into that right now.

"So uhh, thanks for walking me home."
"My pleasure. Now, I hope your stomach's feeling better. Nurse Mirana said you should rest for awhile."

... What should I do? What should I say? I don't want to just make Jonah leave now...

Read suggestion, hug Jonah.

>>202500
Hug him and thank him again!

yes, a hug would be fine and ask if it wouldn't be too much trouble if he wouldn't mind walking with you to school as well.

>>202500
Ask him if he wants to come in and see what your living space is like and totally not to have sex with you or anything.

>>202500
Ask him to pick you up in the morning. You still don't feel safe with what is going on, with riots and perverts and who knows what is next.

>>202500
"Would you like to come in and have a cup of tea with me?"

Invite him in, gosh darnit.

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)23:07 No. 202519 ID: 7c97d9
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"Would you like to come in? I mean, it's dark outside..."
"Nah, I already called my ride."

I give him a big hug. I could feel Jonah shaking a bit; he must've not expected that.

"Thanks for everything, Jonah."
"D-D-Don't mention it, Diana."
"If it's not much a bother to you, can you fetch me up every morning?"
"... Sure."

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)23:10 No. 202522 ID: 7c97d9
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I break the hug and bolt off inside.

Kyaaaaaah! I got to hug him! Touch him, right there! I swear, I swear!

"-saw where she lived. I have already notified-"

I can't wait! To the bed!

Diana 2010/07/02(Fri)23:10 No. 202523 ID: 7c97d9
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I'm going to use the hand I used to touch his hair!

... god dammit.

best ending.

...
One more time and I'm flooding your mind with horrible images everytime tou do things like that.
We're gonna go Skinner Box on your mind!

>>202532
She did it in the privacy of her own bedroom. I think that's permissible.

Its not legal for you to be living alone is it?

>>202532
>>202533
agree, she is getting it out in a good place. in fact, the only real acceptable place.

but what about that voice? we pick up a radio transmission?

>>202535
... It's still creepy. We need to stop this from becoming a dependancy disordervor something. Keep it on a normal level always and embaressing relapsed don't happen.

>>202543
Nothing creepy about female masturbation, son. It's natural to schlick after being walked home, this ain't no "dependancy disordervor."

>>202519
>>202522
>>202535

JONAH IS A SPAH

>>202543

Breaking news, some people are dependant on masturbation to feel good. Not exactly something to worry about.

...I still think she should've held Jonah's hand c:

>>202889
>>202544

The masturbation part isn't creepy...
It's the reason she chose a specific hand...
um... eh, fuck it.

Fixation GO!

>>203679

Yeah, ambidexterity is sooooo creepy!

>>203733
no, it's more the reason she chose the hand than the fact that she did.

>>203741
well one step at a time, getting her to stop doing it in public is more important. later we can have her not be so creepy about it.

Her creep is the creep that will pierce the tgchans!

>"-saw where she lived. I have already notified-"
UH OH. WHAT THE FUCK?

>>203752
uuuuhh... what the hell? ._.

>>203752
>>203760
pretty sure we picked up on radio frequencies or something, good thing he is going to pick her up in the morning, don't think we are going to be safe alone anymore. also we should move. the house is not safe.

>>203765
I think its obvious that recently D here was abducted by aliens and implanted something in her brain recently (along with us) and she just forgot about it. If we be some chip, then we could pick up radio frequencies.

Yo D make an aluminum hat. Otherwise they're watching you. Masturbate