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18849 No. 18849 ID: fb5d8e

>BEGIN CHAPTER 30
>"THE HERMIT, REVERSED"



>Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/
>Textdiscussion in /questdis/
>Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/
>Join us on IRC as everyone indulges their fetishes: Rizon, #rubyquest
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No. 18855 ID: fb5d8e
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18855

The siblings follow a trail of footsteps to a small hut. The symbol of the Dark Moon above the doorway suggests it's a shrine, possibly used by travellers.
There is light coming from inside.
>>
No. 18856 ID: 6292a8

>>18855
Enter.
"...Axebeard? Sir Bladetree?"
>>
No. 18857 ID: 45afb1

>>18855
Peek inside to see who is there, it would be rude to just walk in.
>>
No. 18858 ID: c42a37

Peep into shrine before entering.
You might see something special :3c
>>
No. 18860 ID: 476456

>>18849
Go on in!
>>
No. 18866 ID: 9a71e2

>>18855
Cough outside.
>>
No. 18867 ID: 96945d

>>18855
Sneeze, then enter.
>>
No. 18868 ID: 6164e0

Quietly peek inside first, just to get a rough idea of whats going on in there.
>>
No. 18869 ID: 7eda8b

Mudy: Feel psyched. You're an ice cream-like stack of three Blutjeagers. You don't take shit from anyone. Barge right the fuck in.
>>
No. 18871 ID: 6292a8

Guys, it doesn't even have a door. I don't think it's supposed to be somewhere you can't just walk into.
>>
No. 18874 ID: fb5d8e
File 12490681717.png - (48.57KB , 800x600 , 875.png )
18874

Mudy, Raital and Kuhral take a careful look in, just to be sure they don't disturb anything.

They find Bladetree on his knees.
>"Doth thou see what they are?"
, he asks Axebeard, whose head is barely visible.

>"Nay, lad.. From ta unorthadox wood 'n metal work ah'd say tis humanmade. They be makin' all sortsa strange shortlived contraptions, only ta forget 'bout 'em a coupla hundred years down ta path."
>>
No. 18877 ID: 9a71e2

>>18874
Hop out of the totem pole, and approach first.
Apologise.
>>
No. 18878 ID: bde1b8

>>18874
Apologize PROFUSELY.
>>
No. 18879 ID: 6164e0

>>18874
...I think we should stay silent and listen more.

This plot hook is too juicy sounding to pass up.
>>
No. 18881 ID: 476456

address them while stil in totem pole, in cryptic fashion.
>>
No. 18883 ID: 67c611

>>18874
Explain to Raital what an apology is and when and how it is supposed to be given.
>>
No. 18885 ID: 6292a8

>>18883
Or you know, apologize for telling Raital to "deal with him" in the first place.
>>
No. 18886 ID: 6292a8

"Uhh... Bladetree? Should I still be worried about your wellbeing or are you safe now?"
>>
No. 18887 ID: f44349

"Ahem, er, hello.
Sorry about the, uh, abrupt departure.
There was a bit of a misunderstanding.
But we've dealt with the second Blutjaegar now!
She's a kitty! Ahem, I mean, she's going to be traveling with us now, she should be mostly harmless like this."
>>
No. 18888 ID: 6292a8

>>18887
"As long as we tie up her legs while we sleep."
>>
No. 18890 ID: 6136db

"Great, you guys are here.
Sorry about dropping you off, we had to fight Luhral and didn't want you getting caught in the crossfire. Glad that you're ok.

What's that you found?"
>>
No. 18892 ID: 6164e0

>>18874
But if we are to speak to them now, treat what was done to them as a ploy to safely get them away so we could deal with Kuhrahl.
>>
No. 18894 ID: 6194e1

It got them away from Kuhral for the time (probably), but no reason to lie about it.
>>
No. 18896 ID: 6136db

>>18890
A typo there but you get what I mean.
>>
No. 18897 ID: 7eda8b

Tell Raital she needs to apologize to them.
>>
No. 18898 ID: 6292a8

>>18897
For doing what we told her to do?
ಠ_ಠ
>>
No. 18899 ID: 7eda8b

>>18898
For throwing them off of the sandworm when we told her to go talk to Bladetree to calm him down.

...did I miss something?
>>
No. 18900 ID: fb5d8e
File 124906950833.png - (55.66KB , 800x600 , 876.png )
18900

Mudy hops off Raital's shoulders and approaches the two. He clears his throat to get their attention.
>"Great, you guys are here. Should I still be worried about your wellbeing or are you safe now?"
, Mudy asks, though the answer seems obvious.
>"Sorry about the abrupt departure. There was a bit of a misunderstanding. We had to fight Kuhral and didn't want you getting caught in the crossfire."
He pauses to let any of his companions speak. They remain silent.
>"She's a kitty now! Ahem, I mean, she's going to be traveling with us now. She should be mostly harmless like this."

Bladetree doesn't look up. It's obvious he still feels the same as before.
>"I see."
, he says coldly.
>"I thank thee for thine concern."

Axebeard, however, smiles widely and gives a thumbs up.
>"Ne'er doubted ye, lad!"
, she says.
>"Ah'll always trust yer judgement, even if it gets me thrown about like a gnome!"
>>
No. 18901 ID: 9a71e2

>>18900
Ask to talk to Bladetree later.
Try to work things out.
For the time being, though, find out what's going on here.
>>
No. 18902 ID: 6136db

>>18900
"So what did you guys find?"
>>
No. 18903 ID: bde1b8

>>18900
Still apologize for having to throw them like gnomes.
>>
No. 18904 ID: f44349

>>18900
"Look, Bladetree...
I just wanted to apologize. Not just for this but for, well, everything. I've put you through a lot and well, I know we don't see eye to eye but... I just wanted you to know I respect you for sticking with us through this."
>>
No. 18906 ID: bde1b8

>>18903
"Oh uh... Yeah. Sorry about throwing you both like gnomes."
>>
No. 18907 ID: 45afb1

>>18901
This may not be the best idea, Bladetree is stubborn even for an elf. It may be a better case of judgment to just stay mutual with him. Anyway ask them what they are doing.
>>
No. 18908 ID: f72573

>>18900
How does hugging Bladetree sound?
>>
No. 18909 ID: 6164e0

Hahaha we have a cathat.

'What is that you found, Goldwomb? it seems somewhat strange to find in such an isolated place?'
>>
No. 18910 ID: 9a71e2

>>18907
If this is mutual nonaggression, I never want to see him actually mad!
At least we can say we've apologised.
>>
No. 18912 ID: 6292a8

>>18900
"So... Is this something important? Like some cult that pulls peoples' still beating hearts from their chest in a sacrifice for their vicious gods or something?"
>>
No. 18913 ID: fb5d8e
File 124907037121.png - (59.12KB , 800x600 , 877.png )
18913

Mudy sighs.
>"Look, Bladetree..."
, he says with some effort.
>"I just wanted to apologize. Not just for this but for, well, everything. I've put you through a lot and well, I know we don't see eye to eye but... I just wanted you to know I respect you for sticking with us through this."

Bladetree still doesn't look up, but the hostile air around fades away.
>"I thank thee. Then we shall base our relationship on that."
It looks like he calmed down.

A moment of silence passes, before Mudy turns back to Axebeard, who is already busy inspecting her find.
>"What is that you found, Goldwomb? it seems somewhat strange to find in such an isolated place?"

>"Aye, lad. Ah'm suspectin' a smugglin' route o' some sorts. There's a whole tunnel back 'ere."
She holds up some sort of wooden and metal sticks, with inefficient handles and no blade or weight to be seen.
>"Strange humancraft. There be a whole bunch o' 'em back 'ere, with barrels o' black powder 'n iron pellets everywhere."
>>
No. 18915 ID: 954933

>>18913
Oh shit guns.
>>
No. 18917 ID: 7eda8b

Metagame using thinly veiled OOC knowledge until you know what they are and how they work.
>>
No. 18919 ID: 476456

Loot everything.
>>
No. 18920 ID: 6136db

>>18913
Make a bardic lore roll!
>>
No. 18921 ID: c42a37

>>18913
"Kuhral, do you know what these things are?"

Let's face it, she may be a kitten now, but she's still more knowledgeable than anyone else here.
>>
No. 18922 ID: 6164e0

>>18913
Raital, being trained in warfare, might have an inkling. If not, maybe we remember something?

'I believe those to be some sort of clockwork crossbow.'
>>
No. 18923 ID: 9a71e2

>>18913
Black powder?
What are they trying to do with this?
>>
No. 18924 ID: 6292a8

>>18913
"Is there any rope down there? I fear we'll have to restrain Kuhral whenever we go to sleep so we don't wake up with our eyes missing."
>>
No. 18925 ID: 7eda8b

>>18924
You can't tie up a kitten with rope. That's crazy.

Stuff it in a sack.
>>
No. 18926 ID: f72573

>>18913
Make a knowledge roll to identify the Muskets.
>>
No. 18927 ID: 6194e1

>>18924
What is it with you and Kuhral bondage?
>>
No. 18928 ID: e8d8be

How far does the tunnel go? It might be use full if it connects to other towns.
>>
No. 18930 ID: 6292a8

>>18927
My love of keeping my eyes.
>>
No. 18931 ID: f44349

>>18913
POIRATES!

"A smuggling route eh... This might actually take us right where we need to go..."
>>
No. 18940 ID: 6faa8c

"Excellent! We can use that."

Wait a minute. Check KITTY for SCRYING UTENSILS. Extensively.
>>
No. 18944 ID: 6faa8c

Oh! One thing I forgot. When we 'killed' our kitty-inclined sibling, she complained about having to start over. Does this mean she has to work to gain her other forms somehow? What are the current extent of her powers?
>>
No. 18945 ID: fb5d8e
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18945

Mudy inspects the thing closely. He had been taught how to use explosive black powder during his Blutjaeger assassin training, and the strange trigger on the back seemed to act as some sort of igniter.
Perhaps filling the hollow stick with the black powder and iron pellets would - when the black powder is ignited - launch the pellets out of the contraption in one specific direction. It could possibly be used as a devastating weapon.
However, the time to load would be so much longer than a simple crossbow.. Silly humans!

Mudy shares his theory with his companions, who agree that it sounds plausible.
He turns his attention to the tunnels.
>"A smuggling route eh... This might actually take us right where we need to go..."
, he mumbles.
>"How far does the tunnel go?"

Axebeard looks down.
>"We haven't checked yet, lad. We were just tryin' ta find some shelter for ta night, 'n ah spotted this lil' hidden trapdoor."
>>
No. 18946 ID: 9a71e2

>>18944
Ask while exploring tunnel.
Right now, I'd like to see where it goes.
>>
No. 18947 ID: 7eda8b

>>18945
>his Blutjaeger assassin training
His WHAT?

If they already tried to train him and this was the result, we're never going to level up.
>>
No. 18948 ID: 1afd58

>>18945
Don't leave cheryl behind if the tunnel proves useful. At least, go tell her to return to Firewater. Maybe tack a note somewhere thanking the elves for the use of their worm.
>>
No. 18949 ID: 6164e0

>>18945
No question, down the tunnel we go.
>>
No. 18952 ID: b8bf79

We should send Cheryl somewhere else as a distraction for Luhra Luhra and use this to reach the humans.
>>
No. 18953 ID: b8bf79

Also... anything else we should know about Mudy's training? What can he do besides play the flute and diplomance his way out of things?
>>
No. 18955 ID: 954933

>>18947
If you think about it, Mudy was trained rather than having inherent awesomeness. So it makes sense that as his memories return, so too does his training. Right?
>>
No. 18956 ID: 6292a8

>>18945
"Well... Shelter has arrived. We can brave the tunnel now or we can all go back to sleep on the sandworm. We'll probably need to retreat a ways in case the smugglers come back though."
>>
No. 18958 ID: c42a37

>>18947
He was stripped of his power that made it all possible. Physically, he's just a kobold now.

A kobold with a sword inside him.
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No. 18965 ID: fb5d8e
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18965

Mudy decides that the tunnel is the way to go.
Since he can't take Cheryl with him, he goes outside to say goodbye while his companions retrieve their belongings and rations from the tents.

Cheryl is waiting patiently.
>"~~~AAAARRREE YYYYOOOUU RRREEAAADDYYYY TTTOOOO GOOOOO CUUUTTTEEYYYYY~~~"
>>
No. 18968 ID: f44349

>>18952
This is an excellent idea.
We should tell her to head to the Forest so anyone following us thinks we got dropped off there and then head back to Firewater.
>>
No. 18973 ID: 1afd58

>>18965
Tell her, sorrowfully, that you have to leave her for now. If she's unhappy, either rub her side consolingly or give her a parting kiss on the... teeth? I dunno.
>>
No. 18974 ID: 6292a8

>>18965
"...We're heading for the Kraken Sea. Not just the coast, but to the islands in the center. I'm afraid you won't be able to accompany us any longer."
>>
No. 18975 ID: 476456

Set her free, tell her she doesnt have tot ake crap from anyone!
>>
No. 18976 ID: 335096

>>18968

I concur.

Lets see if we can't give her any sort of reward first though, for her loyal service. At the very least she deserves a hug.
>>
No. 18977 ID: f44349

>>18968
SHE should head back to Firewater, I mean. Not us.
>>
No. 18978 ID: 6faa8c

>>18965
"I'm sorry, Cheryl, but we must part here. Go towards the forests, and then go back to firewater. You have been so very helpful. Maybe we will meet again."
>>
No. 18981 ID: 6164e0

>>18952
This really is a great plan.

'Cheryl, I'm sorry but I have to go now. But I need you to do me a favor after I leave, okay? I need you to go on to the Forest now, and then head back to Firewater. Can you do that for me sweety?'
>>
No. 18982 ID: c42a37

Wait, holdup - is there someone sitting on Cheryl?
>>
No. 18983 ID: 954933

>>18982
I THINK that's just the remains of the cut tent.
>>
No. 18984 ID: 9a71e2

>>18965
Shouldn't we get our stuff off cheryl first?
And maybe take the harness off so she's more comfortable?
>>
No. 18985 ID: 6164e0

>>18984
If the harnesses come off, it would look strange to pursuers. She still needs to look like she has passengers.
>>
No. 18986 ID: 9a71e2

>>18985
On the other hand, I'd like some food and water for this trek through the desert.
>>
No. 18987 ID: 6164e0

>>18986
I'm not objecting to getting rations and supplies, just to removing the tents and harnesses. I imagine sandworms make different tracks without a harness.
>>
No. 18988 ID: fb5d8e
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18988

Mudy looks at the Sandworm before him, looking so massive and powerful, yet so naive and innocent.
He sighs.
"I'm sorry, Cheryl, but we must part here. We're heading for the Kraken Sea. Not just the coast, but to the islands in the center. I'm afraid you won't be able to accompany us any longer."
, he says.
"But I need you to do me a favor after I leave, okay? I need you to go on to the Forest now, and then head back to Firewater. Can you do that for me sweety?"

The sandworm cooes sadly, her vibration slower and less smooth than usual.

Mudy gives one of her teeth a warm hug, and gives it a small kiss.
>"You have been so very helpful. Maybe we will meet again."

Her vibrations speed up again, to a gleeful cooing.
>"~~~IIIII WIILLLL NEEEEVEEEERRR FOOOORGGEEEETT YOOOUUU CUUUTEEEEYYY~~~YOOOUU GAAAVVE MEEEEE MYYYY NAAAAME AAAAND SPPOOOOKE TOOOO MEEEEE LIIIIKE AAA PEEERRSSOOOOON~~~FOOORREEEEVVEEERRR YOOOUU WIIIILL BEEEEE IIIIN MYYYY HEEEAAARRTTTT~~~"
>>
No. 18990 ID: fb5d8e
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18990

With that, the sandworm rolls around the sand, and its slithery motions speed up.
>"~~~GOOODBYYYEEE CUUUUTTEEEEYYY~~~"

Soon, her gentle rumbling fades into the distance.
>>
No. 18991 ID: 1afd58

>>18988
Cheryl-chan ;_;
>>
No. 18992 ID: 6faa8c

>>18988
I never thought I'd dawww at a sandworm, but... but... ;-;
>>
No. 18995 ID: 9a71e2

>>18990
Dab at eyes, insist it is sand.
Go back inside.
>>
No. 19006 ID: fb5d8e
File 124907458794.png - (43.35KB , 800x600 , 882.png )
19006

Mudy goes back inside. It seems everyone but Kuhral has already gone down the tunnel with the rations and their belongins.
The cat lies lazily on the ground.
>"Are you crying nyaaa~"

Mudy shakes his head. He claims it's just sand.
Kuhral doesn't really seem to care.

>"Nyan nyaaa~
>Everyone went down the tunnel nyaaa~
>Noone wanted to carry me nyaaa~
>You carry me nyan nyaaa~"
>>
No. 19007 ID: 1afd58

>>19006
You WALK, you lazy shit.

Let's go.
>>
No. 19008 ID: 9a71e2

>>19006
Right.
Scarf tiem.
>>
No. 19009 ID: 4e0411

>>19006
"Pull your own weight."
>>
No. 19010 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19006
Okay, we've put it off long enough. Time for kitty molestations.
HUG KUHRAL.
Do it! Cuddle her silly. Give her fluffy kitty tummy rubs with your nose. DO IT!
She is so cute. DO IT~!
>>
No. 19011 ID: 335096

>>19006

Either we tie the cat to our head, or it walks where we can see it.
>>
No. 19012 ID: 476456

equip cathat, use ladder.
>>
No. 19014 ID: 4e0411

>>19006
If I see that fucking cat one more time...
>>
No. 19017 ID: 7eda8b

>>19006
Sit down on the cat.

"So. You are reborn. You seem like you can remember your previous life, so it's really just a new body. You probably also still have super-powers, or else you wouldn't be so confident. Do I miss my guess?"
>>
No. 19025 ID: 476456

Cats cant climb ladders!
>>
No. 19026 ID: 684c9b

reequip cathat and descend ladder.
>>
No. 19028 ID: 96945d

I'll carry you down, but once we get to flat ground, you have to walk, ok?
>>
No. 19029 ID: 4e0411

>>19025
They can jump.
ಠ_ಠ
>>
No. 19031 ID: f44349

>>19006
I agree with fluffy kitty tummy rubs
If only because that phrase amuses me so much.
Also:
"Come on now Kuhral, if you don't walk sometimes you'll get fat. And there's no room on my head for a chubby kitty."
>>
No. 19032 ID: 4e0411

>>19017
>Sit down on the cat.
Poetic justice!
>>
No. 19033 ID: da5997

We need to get Kitral her very own kitten-sized Blutjager-hat.
>>
No. 19034 ID: f44349

>>19033
Ohgod that's the most adorable thing I ever heard.
FUCKING FUND IT.
>>
No. 19037 ID: 6136db
File 124907586444.jpg - (100.21KB , 500x423 , cathat.jpg )
19037

>>19026
>>
No. 19039 ID: da5997

Hey, let's practice a little morality and try to treat other beings like we would want them someday to treat us. It costs us nothing to offer the Kuhral-kitten kindness, generosity, and warmth; and these actions MAY work to show her that, someday, there may be an alternative to the existence she knows.
>>
No. 19042 ID: f373c2

Be nice to Kuhral and carry her down the tunnel. That's what we're trying to teach her, after all.
>>
No. 19043 ID: 4e0411

>>19039
It will cost us our life.
>>
No. 19044 ID: db097e

>>19043

You don't know that. :|
>>
No. 19046 ID: 476456

We havent been a dick to anyone we didnt trust thus far. Dont start now >:O
>>
No. 19047 ID: 6136db

>>19039
Seconded.
>>
No. 19053 ID: 4e0411

>>19044
Go back and read the earlier chapters. I know it very well.
>>
No. 19054 ID: 4e0411

>>19046
We weren't dicks because we DID trust them, if you refer to our recruits from the camp and Raital.
>>
No. 19059 ID: fb5d8e
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19059

One side of Mudy lusts for revenge; Now that this terrible person is in such a vulnerable state, he can do anything to her.. But his other side tells him that going down that path will make him just like her. Just like the Skullking wanted him to be.
Sadistic. Cold. Loveless.
No. Mudy has put his foot down for love before, and will do it again. He will show Kuhral how it is to feel warmth, especially when she's so vulnerable.

Kuhral purrs happily when he picks her up and carries her down the ladder.

Everyone is burdened with heavy packs, presumably full of rations and personal belongings.

>"Aye.. Looks like a sturdy tunnel. Tis handmade, but ta lad knew what 'e was doin'."
Axebeard comments as she inspects the tunnel walls and ceiling.
>>
No. 19060 ID: 4e0411

Being nice does not equal coddling.
She has her own legs, she better use them.
>>
No. 19064 ID: 4e0411

>>19059
Okay NOW set her down.
>>
No. 19065 ID: 2abfb1

>>19059
You might want to trim those eyelashes, Mudy. Much longer and you won't be able to see.
>>
No. 19066 ID: db097e

>>19059

Place Kuhral on head, offer to carry something.
>>
No. 19067 ID: 9a71e2

>>19059
Pack some food, water, and cat.
Also grab a pair of guns.
>>
No. 19068 ID: 4e0411

>>19059
"Aren't cats supposed to be able to survive a fall from any height anyhow?" Set her down and go join Raital, hug her leg.
>>
No. 19070 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19059
We look better with a living fashion accessory, anyway. Kuhral cute + Mudy cute = holy shit cute. Carry her everywhere!
If you're not going to noserub her, at least pet her and give her chin scratches. She needs love~
>>
No. 19071 ID: 6faa8c

>>19043
Oh hush.
Besides, she's not all that hard to outwit.
>>
No. 19073 ID: ffe8c0

>>19059
Kuhral probably still has a part of her adult mind intact. So she'll probably get nosebleeds from naughty things. Rub her against your panties underneath the robe when the others aren't watching. Should've probably done that upstairs.


...god I love cuckolding.
>>
No. 19076 ID: 4e0411

>>19073
>Kuhral probably still has a part of her adult mind intact
She has all of her adult mind intact, you dolt.
>>
No. 19087 ID: 4e0411

>>19073
Not to mention that Raital would kill us.
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No. 19088 ID: fb5d8e
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19088

Mudy places Kuhral on his head to keep his hands free. She quickly makes herself comfortable.

He rushes over to Raital to offer help in carrying anything, and attempts to hug her leg, but gets picked up by his collar and dumped on top of her bag.
She forces a musket into his hands.
>"Shut up. Stop being slow."
, she says coldly.
>"Stupid."

Bladetree and Axebeard are already venturing deeper into the tunnel.

For some reason the tunnel feels moist, but not like the oracle cave. There is a salty smell in the air, and some sort of rushing noise echoes softly from the distance.
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No. 19089 ID: 6faa8c

>For some reason the tunnel feels moist, but not like the oracle cave. There is a salty smell in the air, and some sort of rushing noise echoes softly from the distance.

Uhm.

That sounds bad.
>>
No. 19090 ID: 1afd58

>>19088
That would be the ocean, stupid.

Cry pitifully to yourself and when Raital asks why, just saying it's nothing and cry more.
>>
No. 19091 ID: 9a71e2

>>19088
THE TOTEM IS NOW ARMED.
OFFEND THE TOTEM AT YOUR OWN RISK.
>>
No. 19092 ID: db097e

>>19088

Grin as you clutch the musket. Feel dangerous.
>>
No. 19093 ID: da5997

Mudy: Reach down and rub Raital riiiiight behind her ears.

Play with the edges of them, with your fingers, as she walks.

But don't let anyone else see...

And hush Raital, if she starts to react.
>>
No. 19095 ID: 4e0411

>>19088
"............Where's the rest of the ammo Raital? One shot's only good for one foe."
>>
No. 19097 ID: 4e0411

>>19093
Use your feet since you clearly can't reach with your hands.
>>
No. 19098 ID: 06ed79

Take the chance to take a good look at the "thing" and figure out how to use it right.
>>
No. 19100 ID: 6faa8c

>>19098
This. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
>>
No. 19105 ID: 2abfb1

Glowing underground mushrooms?

Encounter Ven, Telwis, Deme, and Tav. Team up to become an unstoppable league of justice.
>>
No. 19106 ID: 1b3eb5

>>19105
>Glowing underground mushrooms?

Eat them to recharge your batteries!
>>
No. 19107 ID: fb5d8e
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19107

Mudy has no problem figuring out how to handle the weapon. There is an obvious shoulder support, place to put your hand, and the ring around the trigger is perfect for one finger.
It's just a little oversized, but Mudy is sure he can handle it.

As the quiet trek through the tunnel continues, Mudy begins to feel the need to do something about Raital's bad mood.
Slyly, and feeling rather naughty, he leans over to rub her riiight behind the ears.
From her stunted breath it's immediately obvious to Mudy that the touch is well received. She stays quiet and keeps her pace.

But then..
Kuhral begins to do the same to Mudy.
It feels really, really good.
>>
No. 19109 ID: 1afd58

>>19107
Then let her keep doing it. Also keep lavishing attention on Raital.
>>
No. 19110 ID: 961ddb

>>19107
Throw her off goddamn.
>>
No. 19111 ID: 6136db

>>19107
kindly push Kuhral's nose away from you. That's a Raital-only zone.
>>
No. 19112 ID: 9a71e2

>>19107
Grab Kuhral.
Drop Kuhral onto back portion of backpack or ground.
Clean nose.
Continue.
>>
No. 19114 ID: cde660

>>19112
This.
NONE SHALL COME BETWEEN US AND OUR PRECIOUS RAITAL
>>
No. 19115 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19107
I like where this is going.
EAR RUBBING THREESOME~
Let's ride this as far as it'll go.
>>
No. 19116 ID: 96945d

I think our only option right now is to roll with it...
>>
No. 19117 ID: cde660

>>19116
No. Get rid of Kuhral now. Make her walk on her own and quit fucking with us.
>>
No. 19118 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908051342.png - (139.92KB , 800x600 , 886.png )
19118

Mudy tries to nudge Kuhral off him with the back end of his musket, but it's to no avail. He's just not in a right position.
He'll have to think of a good way to get her off him.

Meanwhile, Raital mumbles,
>"Latral, I can't see.."

The rushing echoe is coming closer as the air is getting more moist.
>>
No. 19120 ID: 1afd58

>>19118
Well sit up straight and try not to poke Raital in the back of the head with your boner.

Geez Mudy.
>>
No. 19121 ID: cde660

>>19118
"S-sorry... Hold my musket for a second, please?"
Remove Kockblock from back. Make her walk on her own.
>>
No. 19122 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19118
GO BACK TO EAR RUBBING.
>>
No. 19123 ID: 6faa8c

>>19120
You haven't owned a cat, have you? Gently pick her up with one hand and set her on the ground.
>>
No. 19124 ID: 9a71e2

>>19118
Sit up straight, young man.
Maybe pet Kuhral to keep her busy.
>>
No. 19125 ID: 7eda8b

Ignore the intense sensations and sit up some so Raital can see, in case of impending doom.
>>
No. 19127 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908169338.png - (132.26KB , 800x600 , 887.png )
19127

Mudy quickly sits up, sliding down the pack onto Raital's head. He feels Kuhral set her nails into his back to hang on.
Mudy tries to grab for her neckfur to pull her off, but is unable to reach it. Meanwhile, her touch only gets more intense.

Raital begins to sound agitated.
>"L.. Latral, what are you doing?"
, she stammers.
>"Don't.. D-don't rub that against m-my head.."
>>
No. 19129 ID: 96945d

Goal accomplished well enough for now, just sit up. Trying to keep going will just result in more tomfoolery.
>>
No. 19130 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19127
KEEP DOING IT.
THIS CAN ONLY TURN AWESOME.
>>
No. 19131 ID: 1afd58

>>19127
Raital~ Kuhral is rubbing my ears and she won't stop~ She's molesting your boyfriend~ Help~
>>
No. 19132 ID: 9a71e2

>>19127
Climb farther back on the bag, continue CATFIGHT.

If possible ZERBIT.
>>
No. 19133 ID: cde660

>>19127
"Get off of me you witch!"
Try to hit Kuhral with the musket for being an annoying cunt.
>>
No. 19134 ID: 7eda8b

>>19127
>mudy nosebleeds
Truly, you are your mother's child.

Fall off into an awkward heap.
>>
No. 19135 ID: 6136db

>>19127
Take a peek at what Bladetree is doing.
>>
No. 19136 ID: cde660

>>19134
>Fall off and crush Kuhral beneath your back
Fix'd.
>>
No. 19137 ID: 6faa8c

>>19131
You're hankering for a dead cat, friend.
>>
No. 19138 ID: c80cec

Keep reaching backwards trying to get her until you fall of the pack in a comical fashion.
>>
No. 19139 ID: cde660

>>19137
Yes. Yes we are.
>>
No. 19140 ID: f44349

"S-sorry. Ah!
D-damnit Kuhral.
Quit it or I'm not letting you ride on my head anymore."
...I cannot for the life of me think of a less suggestive way of saying that.
Goddamnit.
>>
No. 19141 ID: 335096

We are such a hypocrit, you know that? Here we go complaining that all she wants is sex sex sex and what do we do when she's just trying to carry us through a dark tunnel? We rub her ears and rub our crotch against the back of her head.

There is a time and a place, geeze guys.

That said, shake your head around so that the cat falls off and we give Raital a good feeling.
>>
No. 19142 ID: cde660

>>19141
We're trying to make up for being a douchebag here.
>>
No. 19143 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908241820.png - (91.31KB , 800x600 , 888.png )
19143

Mudy casts a look on his two companions in front of him.
Bladetree looks like he's doing fine.
>>
No. 19145 ID: 1afd58

>>19143
Hey! Hey! Don't stare at Goldwomb's tats! Those are not for you!
>>
No. 19146 ID: 96945d

Crap, now it's not ticking Raital off AND not ruining his good mood.
We have to do something...

Whisper up to her, "If you keep messing with me, I may fall off and onto you. Be careful, will you?"
>>
No. 19148 ID: bffa2a

>>19143

Ok, a cat is fine too then. Ride it out and give Raital the same treatment. We will make mittens off Kuhral later.
>>
No. 19149 ID: cde660

>>19143
888 GET
IT IS A SIGN FROM KHORNE
UNLEASH YOUR FURY UPON KUHRAL
>>
No. 19150 ID: f72573

>>19143
AAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>
No. 19151 ID: 335096

Hey Reaver, just a heads, your name/trip is disengaged.

Ask the dorf about the sound/wetness.
>>
No. 19152 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19143
Love is in the air~
Share the love. Love for all!
Give Raital more love and let Kuhral love you.
After all, what was that you said, about putting your foot down for love?
Don't stop the love!
>>
No. 19154 ID: e5d95c

>>19145
Shh! They're the only thing keeping him distracted from the incest totem!
>>
No. 19155 ID: cde660

>>19152
There is only room for Raital in our heart. Dispose of Kockblock.
>>
No. 19156 ID: bffa2a

"... I'm going to make mittens out of you"
>>
No. 19157 ID: 1afd58

>>19155
Two sisters are like one girl. It's ok <3
>>
No. 19159 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908363778.png - (134.75KB , 800x600 , 889.png )
19159

>"S-sorry. Ah!"
, Mudy apologizes, then quickly lowers his voice to Kuhral.
>"If you keep messing with me, I may fall off and onto you. Be careful, will you?"
Kuhral simply purrs in response, untill Mudy leans back so far he falls onto the pack. Kuhral nimbly slips out from underneath it.
>"Nyan nyaaa~
>I just wanted to make bwig bwudder feel gooood nyan nyaaaaaa~"

Raital's voice is now filled with as much confusion as irritation.
>"Latral, stop doi-- What ARE you doing?!"
>>
No. 19160 ID: 7eda8b

>>19159
Say "Cat claws! Aaaah!"
>>
No. 19161 ID: 1afd58

>>19159
Kuhral is rubbing my ears! Raital she's trying to steal me from you!
>>
No. 19162 ID: 4e0411

>>19159
"Regretting my decision to act mercifully."
>>
No. 19163 ID: 476456

Thats raital's way of saying "SETTLE DOWN OR I'LL TURN THIS BOLD AROUND"
>>
No. 19164 ID: 45afb1

>>19159
"Sorry Raital, it's getting a bit chaotic up here, it might be a good idea if I just walk next to you..."
>>
No. 19165 ID: 6faa8c

>>19159
lol at the cat being the only one without a bloody nose.

This is like a looney toon.
>>
No. 19166 ID: 9a71e2

>>19159
Wrestling with a cat.
Could you hold still a moment, please?

Drop Kuhral... in fact, walk alongside Raital for a little ways and talk.
>>
No. 19167 ID: f44349

>>19161
Quit trying to make Raital blow up Kuhral, you.

>>19159
"Trying to get Kuhral off of me."
>>
No. 19168 ID: bffa2a

>>19159

"Deciding what we are having for supper and I've decided it's cat. Now excuse me while I skin one."
>>
No. 19169 ID: c80cec

"N-Nothing! I'm just trying to, uh, adjust myself."
>>
No. 19170 ID: 335096

>>19159

"Sorry, this pussy is rubbing me the wrong way. How about I go down off of you and watch the rear for a while. "
>>
No. 19171 ID: 476456

Rub Kuhral's ears with your hands and rub raital's with your dextrous kobold feet.
>>
No. 19172 ID: 96945d

>>19169
This
>>
No. 19173 ID: 4e0411

>>19171
>Harshly tug Kuhral's ears with your hands and rub raital's with your dextrous kobold feet.
Fix'd.
>>
No. 19174 ID: 7eda8b

Raital: The best way to deal with pets who won't get along is to lock them up together until they grow acclimated to one another. Stuff Mudy and Kuhral in the backpack for awhile.
>>
No. 19181 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908579923.png - (133.95KB , 800x600 , 890.png )
19181

>"N-Nothing! I'm just trying to, uh, adjust myself."
Mudy quickly says.
>"Could you hold still a moment, please?"
He feels Raital coming to a stop.
Much better. He decides it's better to just walk next to her and jumps off.

>"Ah, Latral, w-wait!"
>>
No. 19182 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908584832.png - (52.42KB , 800x600 , 891.png )
19182

The sound of crashing waves fill his ears as he tumbles into the foaming sea.



>End of Chapter 30
>>
No. 19183 ID: bffa2a

>>19182

THE END
>>
No. 19184 ID: 2dd482

>>19182
FUCK
>>
No. 19185 ID: 45afb1

>>19181
"Jump down Kuhral."

whisper to Raital, "We'll get back to it later, okay?"
>>
No. 19186 ID: 335096

Damnit! Next time we look before we leap.
>>
No. 19187 ID: 6164e0

>>19182
FUCKING REALLY?

Wow. Alright.
>>
No. 19188 ID: 67c611
File 124908617915.jpg - (35.53KB , 514x316 , roflcopter.jpg )
19188

>>19182
>>
No. 19189 ID: 6164e0

>>19181
...that is a very sad looking Kuhrahl.
>>
No. 19190 ID: 45afb1

>>19182
..I hope we can swim...
>>
No. 19191 ID: 4e0411

And just think, if we just killed Kuhral 8 times in a row this wouldn't have happened.~
>>
No. 19192 ID: 67c611

>>Raital: The best way to deal with pets who won't get along is to lock them up together until they grow acclimated to one another. Stuff Mudy and Kuhral in the backpack for awhile.

That would end with kittens.
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No. 19193 ID: 782100

>>19181
She looks genuinely worried.
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No. 19194 ID: fb5d8e
File 124908711222.png - (89.91KB , 800x600 , 892.png )
19194

Hey guys,
I didn't mean to troll here. I just wasn't enjoying it tonight, so I wanted to give the chapter a quick end.
Have some Tote and Dagger.
>>
No. 19195 ID: f44349

>>19194
Dawwwwwwww. :3
>>
No. 19196 ID: 33331a

>>19194
D'awwwww!

"A whole new woooooooorld~"
>>
No. 19197 ID: 45afb1

>>19194
Reaver, I'll add an extra 10 points to your score if they are on a magic carpet.
>>
No. 19198 ID: 9a71e2

>>19194
>Moon
>Not plural
???
>>
No. 19199 ID: 335096

>>19194

Oh no! That moon looks awfully portentius. Is there an eclipse coming up?
>>
No. 19200 ID: fb5d8e

They are, infact, on a magic flying carpet.
>>
No. 19201 ID: 4e0411

>>19192
It would end with beaten Kuhral >8I
>>
No. 19203 ID: 9a71e2

>>19199
>Darkmoon
>>
No. 19209 ID: 2f2d76

>>19182
REAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEER!

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS.

YOU'LL PAAAAAAY.
>>
No. 19259 ID: 6faa8c

By the way, there is a tvtropes article for Mudy. :3
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