>>19059
We look better with a living fashion accessory, anyway. Kuhral cute + Mudy cute = holy shit cute. Carry her everywhere!
If you're not going to noserub her, at least pet her and give her chin scratches. She needs love~

>>19043
Oh hush.
Besides, she's not all that hard to outwit.

>>19059
Kuhral probably still has a part of her adult mind intact. So she'll probably get nosebleeds from naughty things. Rub her against your panties underneath the robe when the others aren't watching. Should've probably done that upstairs.


...god I love cuckolding.

>>19073
>Kuhral probably still has a part of her adult mind intact
She has all of her adult mind intact, you dolt.

>>19073
Not to mention that Raital would kill us.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)15:08 No. 19088 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy places Kuhral on his head to keep his hands free. She quickly makes herself comfortable.

He rushes over to Raital to offer help in carrying anything, and attempts to hug her leg, but gets picked up by his collar and dumped on top of her bag.
She forces a musket into his hands.
>"Shut up. Stop being slow."
, she says coldly.
>"Stupid."

Bladetree and Axebeard are already venturing deeper into the tunnel.

For some reason the tunnel feels moist, but not like the oracle cave. There is a salty smell in the air, and some sort of rushing noise echoes softly from the distance.

>For some reason the tunnel feels moist, but not like the oracle cave. There is a salty smell in the air, and some sort of rushing noise echoes softly from the distance.

Uhm.

That sounds bad.

>>19088
That would be the ocean, stupid.

Cry pitifully to yourself and when Raital asks why, just saying it's nothing and cry more.

>>19088
THE TOTEM IS NOW ARMED.
OFFEND THE TOTEM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

>>19088

Grin as you clutch the musket. Feel dangerous.

Mudy: Reach down and rub Raital riiiiight behind her ears.

Play with the edges of them, with your fingers, as she walks.

But don't let anyone else see...

And hush Raital, if she starts to react.

>>19088
"............Where's the rest of the ammo Raital? One shot's only good for one foe."

>>19093
Use your feet since you clearly can't reach with your hands.

Take the chance to take a good look at the "thing" and figure out how to use it right.

>>19098
This. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

Glowing underground mushrooms?

Encounter Ven, Telwis, Deme, and Tav. Team up to become an unstoppable league of justice.

>>19105
>Glowing underground mushrooms?

Eat them to recharge your batteries!

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)15:32 No. 19107 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy has no problem figuring out how to handle the weapon. There is an obvious shoulder support, place to put your hand, and the ring around the trigger is perfect for one finger.
It's just a little oversized, but Mudy is sure he can handle it.

As the quiet trek through the tunnel continues, Mudy begins to feel the need to do something about Raital's bad mood.
Slyly, and feeling rather naughty, he leans over to rub her riiight behind the ears.
From her stunted breath it's immediately obvious to Mudy that the touch is well received. She stays quiet and keeps her pace.

But then..
Kuhral begins to do the same to Mudy.
It feels really, really good.

>>19107
Then let her keep doing it. Also keep lavishing attention on Raital.

>>19107
Throw her off goddamn.

>>19107
kindly push Kuhral's nose away from you. That's a Raital-only zone.

>>19107
Grab Kuhral.
Drop Kuhral onto back portion of backpack or ground.
Clean nose.
Continue.

>>19112
This.
NONE SHALL COME BETWEEN US AND OUR PRECIOUS RAITAL

>>19107
I like where this is going.
EAR RUBBING THREESOME~
Let's ride this as far as it'll go.

I think our only option right now is to roll with it...

>>19116
No. Get rid of Kuhral now. Make her walk on her own and quit fucking with us.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)15:48 No. 19118 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy tries to nudge Kuhral off him with the back end of his musket, but it's to no avail. He's just not in a right position.
He'll have to think of a good way to get her off him.

Meanwhile, Raital mumbles,
>"Latral, I can't see.."

The rushing echoe is coming closer as the air is getting more moist.

>>19118
Well sit up straight and try not to poke Raital in the back of the head with your boner.

Geez Mudy.

>>19118
"S-sorry... Hold my musket for a second, please?"
Remove Kockblock from back. Make her walk on her own.

>>19118
GO BACK TO EAR RUBBING.

>>19120
You haven't owned a cat, have you? Gently pick her up with one hand and set her on the ground.

>>19118
Sit up straight, young man.
Maybe pet Kuhral to keep her busy.

Ignore the intense sensations and sit up some so Raital can see, in case of impending doom.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)16:08 No. 19127 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy quickly sits up, sliding down the pack onto Raital's head. He feels Kuhral set her nails into his back to hang on.
Mudy tries to grab for her neckfur to pull her off, but is unable to reach it. Meanwhile, her touch only gets more intense.

Raital begins to sound agitated.
>"L.. Latral, what are you doing?"
, she stammers.
>"Don't.. D-don't rub that against m-my head.."

Goal accomplished well enough for now, just sit up. Trying to keep going will just result in more tomfoolery.

>>19127
KEEP DOING IT.
THIS CAN ONLY TURN AWESOME.

>>19127
Raital~ Kuhral is rubbing my ears and she won't stop~ She's molesting your boyfriend~ Help~

>>19127
Climb farther back on the bag, continue CATFIGHT.

If possible ZERBIT.

>>19127
"Get off of me you witch!"
Try to hit Kuhral with the musket for being an annoying cunt.

>>19127
>mudy nosebleeds
Truly, you are your mother's child.

Fall off into an awkward heap.

>>19127
Take a peek at what Bladetree is doing.

>>19134
>Fall off and crush Kuhral beneath your back
Fix'd.

>>19131
You're hankering for a dead cat, friend.

Keep reaching backwards trying to get her until you fall of the pack in a comical fashion.

>>19137
Yes. Yes we are.

"S-sorry. Ah!
D-damnit Kuhral.
Quit it or I'm not letting you ride on my head anymore."
...I cannot for the life of me think of a less suggestive way of saying that.
Goddamnit.

We are such a hypocrit, you know that? Here we go complaining that all she wants is sex sex sex and what do we do when she's just trying to carry us through a dark tunnel? We rub her ears and rub our crotch against the back of her head.

There is a time and a place, geeze guys.

That said, shake your head around so that the cat falls off and we give Raital a good feeling.

>>19141
We're trying to make up for being a douchebag here.

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Mudy casts a look on his two companions in front of him.
Bladetree looks like he's doing fine.

>>19143
Hey! Hey! Don't stare at Goldwomb's tats! Those are not for you!

Crap, now it's not ticking Raital off AND not ruining his good mood.
We have to do something...

Whisper up to her, "If you keep messing with me, I may fall off and onto you. Be careful, will you?"

>>19143

Ok, a cat is fine too then. Ride it out and give Raital the same treatment. We will make mittens off Kuhral later.

>>19143
888 GET
IT IS A SIGN FROM KHORNE
UNLEASH YOUR FURY UPON KUHRAL

>>19143
AAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hey Reaver, just a heads, your name/trip is disengaged.

Ask the dorf about the sound/wetness.

>>19143
Love is in the air~
Share the love. Love for all!
Give Raital more love and let Kuhral love you.
After all, what was that you said, about putting your foot down for love?
Don't stop the love!

>>19145
Shh! They're the only thing keeping him distracted from the incest totem!

>>19152
There is only room for Raital in our heart. Dispose of Kockblock.

"... I'm going to make mittens out of you"

>>19155
Two sisters are like one girl. It's ok <3

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>"S-sorry. Ah!"
, Mudy apologizes, then quickly lowers his voice to Kuhral.
>"If you keep messing with me, I may fall off and onto you. Be careful, will you?"
Kuhral simply purrs in response, untill Mudy leans back so far he falls onto the pack. Kuhral nimbly slips out from underneath it.
>"Nyan nyaaa~
>I just wanted to make bwig bwudder feel gooood nyan nyaaaaaa~"

Raital's voice is now filled with as much confusion as irritation.
>"Latral, stop doi-- What ARE you doing?!"

>>19159
Say "Cat claws! Aaaah!"

>>19159
Kuhral is rubbing my ears! Raital she's trying to steal me from you!

>>19159
"Regretting my decision to act mercifully."

Thats raital's way of saying "SETTLE DOWN OR I'LL TURN THIS BOLD AROUND"

>>19159
"Sorry Raital, it's getting a bit chaotic up here, it might be a good idea if I just walk next to you..."

>>19159
lol at the cat being the only one without a bloody nose.

This is like a looney toon.

>>19159
Wrestling with a cat.
Could you hold still a moment, please?

Drop Kuhral... in fact, walk alongside Raital for a little ways and talk.

>>19161
Quit trying to make Raital blow up Kuhral, you.

>>19159
"Trying to get Kuhral off of me."

>>19159

"Deciding what we are having for supper and I've decided it's cat. Now excuse me while I skin one."

"N-Nothing! I'm just trying to, uh, adjust myself."

>>19159

"Sorry, this pussy is rubbing me the wrong way. How about I go down off of you and watch the rear for a while. "

Rub Kuhral's ears with your hands and rub raital's with your dextrous kobold feet.

>>19169
This

>>19171
>Harshly tug Kuhral's ears with your hands and rub raital's with your dextrous kobold feet.
Fix'd.

Raital: The best way to deal with pets who won't get along is to lock them up together until they grow acclimated to one another. Stuff Mudy and Kuhral in the backpack for awhile.

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>"N-Nothing! I'm just trying to, uh, adjust myself."
Mudy quickly says.
>"Could you hold still a moment, please?"
He feels Raital coming to a stop.
Much better. He decides it's better to just walk next to her and jumps off.

>"Ah, Latral, w-wait!"

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The sound of crashing waves fill his ears as he tumbles into the foaming sea.



>End of Chapter 30

>>19182

THE END

>>19182
FUCK

>>19181
"Jump down Kuhral."

whisper to Raital, "We'll get back to it later, okay?"

Damnit! Next time we look before we leap.

>>19182
FUCKING REALLY?

Wow. Alright.

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>>19182

>>19181
...that is a very sad looking Kuhrahl.

>>19182
..I hope we can swim...

And just think, if we just killed Kuhral 8 times in a row this wouldn't have happened.~

>>Raital: The best way to deal with pets who won't get along is to lock them up together until they grow acclimated to one another. Stuff Mudy and Kuhral in the backpack for awhile.

That would end with kittens.

>>19181
She looks genuinely worried.

That night, under the same moon... Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)17:38 No. 19194 ID: fb5d8e
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Hey guys,
I didn't mean to troll here. I just wasn't enjoying it tonight, so I wanted to give the chapter a quick end.
Have some Tote and Dagger.

>>19194
Dawwwwwwww. :3

>>19194
D'awwwww!

"A whole new woooooooorld~"

>>19194
Reaver, I'll add an extra 10 points to your score if they are on a magic carpet.

>>19194
>Moon
>Not plural
???

>>19194

Oh no! That moon looks awfully portentius. Is there an eclipse coming up?

They are, infact, on a magic flying carpet.

>>19192
It would end with beaten Kuhral >8I

>>19199
>Darkmoon

>>19182
REAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEER!

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS.

YOU'LL PAAAAAAY.

By the way, there is a tvtropes article for Mudy. :3