take a nap, we'll come up with a plan when you wake up.

>>187765
Or even plan while you sleep. Use magic resistant zombies to paint the whole thing.

And no you can't just attack randomly and expect to win. You have to build some assasination bots to take out mages and nobles. Then get some brain control implants or something similar going and get an army of meatshields. Then burn down a city or two.

To render this entire thing pointless, make a type of viral nanobot with no symptoms, spread it around the world, and hit the kill switch. Then go sweep out the stragglers.

Remember to thin your paints.

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)05:11 No. 188134 ID: 63f46a
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>To render this entire thing pointless, make a type of viral nanobot with no symptoms, spread it around the world, and hit the kill switch. Then go sweep out the stragglers.

I don't have equipment or skill to manufacture nanobots.

Anyway, so we use zombies as shock-troops? Some zombies should focus on wizardfaggots, but I don't know if they can win against them.

I think I have few cannons in my storages...

>>188134
First make some badass ninja bots. They're to take down as many wizards as they can before the assault. Then use zombies as shock troops and use the tank to support them and blast everything to hell. Not like you have to be careful with aiming when the force largely consists of zombies.

Oh, and leave a note for Sister asking if she wants in on the plan.

>>188136
yes, a note, given from far away.

Have the note say that you, Doc, and Organ Man (he'll be playing the organ in the tank, right?) are going out to crack some skulls, and want to know if she'd like to come along too.

Be sure to praise her epic demonic powers.

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)09:57 No. 188196 ID: 63f46a
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>Use magic resistant zombies to paint the whole thing.
Check.
>First make some badass ninja bots.
Rewired old robots, check.
>Oh, and leave a note for Sister asking if she wants in on the plan.
Note left, check. She hasn't answered yet.

So, should we go now or make somekind of backup-plan ( I installed an escape-pod to ensure that if everything gets dirty, I can easily transport myself back to the tower. )
Otherwise, we might just be ready to go!

escape pod? in that case i think you are ready to go.

>>188196
Eh, this seems excessive, but you could wire the tank to spray an acid mist when you hit the escape pod button. To cover your escape, of course.

Eh, I think it would be a bit rude to puree up the zombies Doc whipped up for you.

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)11:50 No. 188222 ID: 63f46a
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[Next day]

What a rotten weather for mood. There should be thunder and rain! Goddamnit, I have to make weather-machine someday.

I am at the outskirts of my target. It is pretty huge city, and very important to that nation. They might have noticed me, but they probably do not care. Or then they just haven't seen me.
Anyway, we are ready to go. Zombies are waiting for my orders.

>Eh, I think it would be a bit rude to puree up the zombies Doc whipped up for you.
I did not tell him. Zombie-paint made tank more cooler than it originally was. Red tanks are awesome.

let's roll up and blast a hole in the wall to let the zombies in, then circle around a bit and have the tank enter from another direction.

Also, tell Organ Man to start playing. The sweet music of destruction shall ring in the air this day! Charge!

Did you remember to install chicken-lasers?
You didn't. I just knows it.

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)12:53 No. 188236 ID: 63f46a
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Boom!
HAHAHA! Did you see that?! That was pretty fucking awesome!

I did install lasers! They just don't change you into chicken ( what a shame )!

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)12:56 No. 188237 ID: 63f46a
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Zombies are now flooding in!
So now I just turn around, circle around and fire again?

yes, and keep a look out for 'heroes' they are extremely powerful and some could beat a guardbot unarmed.

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)13:15 No. 188245 ID: 63f46a
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Now you got me worried. Seriously? I never witnessed such inviduals. I have fought tanks, sure, but never heroes.

>PALADINS OF EGAON, CHARGE! GIVE THE UNDEAD A FINAL REST!

Should I be worried right now?

crap, paladins. they are paragons of 'good'. if you can take a bunch out with a shot then do it. if not then blow open a hole and flank them.

>>188245
Welp, that about puts a socket wrench in our zombie schemes.
Fire your lazor, perhaps we can take out a few paladins before the army is reduced to nothing.

USE CHICKEN LASER ORGAN!

Tory 2010/06/05(Sat)13:49 No. 188269 ID: 63f46a
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Through radio I request the organist to play! He plays Toccata and Fugue in D-minor. Awesome! That must have scorched many of them!

> THE UNDEAD HAVE A METAL BEAST OUTSIDE THE CITY! SLAY IT!

It seems that remaining army splits up, one staying and one heading for me.

wait until they are in range then just start blasting. and run some over. since they are in a large group none are heroes. heroes only work in groups of 6 or less.

>>188269
Open up with the cannon on the largest tower in the city. Open up on the army with all secondary weapons and charge the fucks. Crush them under your treads. KILL! CRUSH! DESTROY!

Time to try out those vulcan cannons! If they come for the tank use the grenades to blast them away.

Installing those heat-seeking missiles was also pretty clever. I'm presuming that our zombies don't emit heat so they shouldn't cause too many friendly casualties even if you go ballistic with them.

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)02:24 No. 188833 ID: 63f46a
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Vulcans work well! Their armors don't stop bullets. Few survived the onslaught however.

They are now at melee-range, ready to attack.

RAMMING SPEED! crush them under your treads.

Actually, switch on the tesla coil, then go for ramming speed while laughing over the loudspeakers! They'll regret wearing all that metal armour and waving about metal swords soon enough!

>>188833
Yeah turn on the tesla coils. Get on the loudspeakers, let loose your best mad scientist crackle and crush their corpses under your treads!

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)04:41 No. 188902 ID: 63f46a
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Hahahahahahahahaaaa!
Tesla coils are fucking awesome! I think they are pretty shocked how powerful my weaponry is!

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)04:42 No. 188903 ID: 63f46a
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>BONG!
>Sizzle.

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)04:43 No. 188904 ID: 63f46a
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What the... It seems that one of them landed a hit on the tank before dying!
But they are all dead now, crushed and zapped.
What now?

>"HALT!"

MUST BE ONE OF THEM HEROES!

TIME FOR LONG-WINDED MONOLOGUE!

Also can you give us a picture of the outside?

>>188904
See what kind of moron is yelling at you to halt. Don't pop out of any hatch though, that would just be stupid.

focus fire ALL guns on him. you MAY be able to take him out.

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)10:47 No. 189015 ID: 63f46a
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Okay, I'll use heat se..

> Metal beast! We shall punish you for all the lives you have taken! May Alonthor have mercy!

HAHAHAHAHAAA! Wait?
Are these those heroes you spoke of? They dress like faggots.

Okay, I need a speech!

"WHAHAHAHAHAA YOU PATHETIC, WEAK-MINDED FOOLS! YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR DOOM BY WALKING INTO MY FIELD OF FIRE! SURRENDER NOW AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE AS MY SLAVES!"

If they refuse, fire every weapon you have at the same time.

faggots covered head to toe in magic! assume every last scrap of cloth they have is super powerful. just start shooting and don't stop. focus on the wizard first, you may be magic resistant from the zombie paint but high power wizards can temporarily stop time and shit.

>>189015

Fire all explosives at them.

>>189016
That speach works. Just fire everything you have at the ones at the back as you're saying the last word. Make sure to take out any mages or healers they might have first.

"You dress like faggots! Organist, commence epic boss battle music!"

Then get inside and FIRE CHICKEN LAZOR!

 

>>189024
Yesss...

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)13:16 No. 189123 ID: 63f46a
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"Whahahaa you pathetic, weak-minded, idiotic, completely stupid fools! You have sealed your doom by walking into my awesome field of fire! Surrender now faggots and I might let you live as my slaves!"

>"Are you completely out of your mind?!? After such attrocities, how can you even expec"
I'll take that as a "no".
"Well that's too bad! Die by my awesome weapon!"

I won't fire everything. It is completely not needed. I'll just fire the cannon. It should deal with them.

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)13:17 No. 189124 ID: 63f46a
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Ka-boom!

Tory 2010/06/06(Sun)13:18 No. 189126 ID: 63f46a
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Oh... Oh what the fucking hell. I call bullshit.
Well, atleast the mage is pretty wounded. Little burned and mauled, seems to be barely conscious. Now what? I cannot fire the cannon for minute now.

>>189126
speak of his worthiness and promise to teach him the ways of the dark side for his allegiance. Get him to abide by a magical pact (your friend should help you with that) and have a powerful wizard on your side.

If her refuses, you know what to do...

Fire Awesome Heat Seeking Chicken Rockets!

>>189123

I told you you needed to fire everything.

Target the leapy pointy-eared faggot with a bow with the missiles, then open up with the vulcan cannons and grenades on everyone else.

told you about heroes man. okay they shouldn't be able to move while holding that shield up. wait for it to drop or someone to step out then unload your other guns.

Have organist rock out on the organ at a volume high enough to cook them while you deal additional damage with the Tesla coil, missiles, and grenades.

>>189126
See, that's why you should have opened up with everything you had while speaking. Fire all secondary batteries and go to ramming speed. Run over those fucks before they can act!

All excellent plans. OR, you could drive off and do other stuff, since I'd be willing to bet they're trapped in that shield until it wears off and/or the wizard is rational enough to dismiss it.

That shield is transparent so scientifically speaking it shouldn't be able to stop lasers! Fire a laser barrage and see if that'll catch them by surprise.

If any of them do survive then move up to the next stage!

"So I see you have a shield, but that won't do anything when you're outnumbered!" Wait a second for them to make some feeble reply then continue - "Outnumbered by me and my ninja robots of course! Hahahaha!"

Then remember it's ok to hit your minions if you'll take one of these guys out at the same time. If we can keep them delayed for another minute then we'll get them for sure with the cannon.

Tory 2010/06/07(Mon)06:45 No. 189751 ID: 63f46a
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The shield breaks and everyone scrambles away before lasers hit them. Damnit. On good side, the wizard is visibly slow and exhausted.

Ninja-robots are still in the city dealing with any faggots wearing robes ( not women, since it would cause too much attention anyway. )
I have no idea if they are still functional. I can't call them back right now.

I begin to pursue wizard. Any other ideas?

spin really fast and smack armor dude with the tank and finish wizard off then go for robe guy.

>>189751
Go for the wizard and the robed guy. Run them down or gun them down with your secondary armaments.

>>189751
it's a common fact that you kill the support first

If you don't take out the robed figure, he'll heal your wizard. Fire a missle at the man. just run over the armored dude... then again, his armor might actually protect him and allow him to cut the underside

to this I say move backward, fire heat-guided rocket at the robed cleric/bard, fire a gun at the armored dude to slow him down.

If you can fire another missle, use it on the elf to keep it from shooting a magic arrow at you.

oh, and do something 'bout that wizard before he can regain mana...

Tory 2010/06/07(Mon)12:50 No. 189847 ID: 63f46a
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Okay! I'll jus

> SUN-GOD ALONTHOR; I PLEAD FOR YOUR STRENGTH!

Oh he was fa

Tory 2010/06/07(Mon)12:50 No. 189848 ID: 63f46a
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WHAAAT THEEE FUUUUUCK?!

Tory 2010/06/07(Mon)12:51 No. 189850 ID: 63f46a
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Okay.
What the shit did just happen?!

and that is why heroes are so dangerous! did you land right side up? damage assessment? it may be prudent to do a fighting retreat, start backing away towards the tower and shoot at them when they give chase.

>>189850
A paladin just smashed your tank with his hammer making it fly away. Heroes do that sort of shit, defy physics and other insane crap. And as you don't exactly look like a melee scrapper yourself you need some henchmen to take care of people like that while you sit in your tank cackling manically as they die before you.

Which is why you either have to start hiring or learn demon summoning from Sister. That smug fuck in his armour wouldn't be so god damn smug if a cybernectics enhanced demon was ripping off his arms.

Hrm. This guy is a paladin of a sun god, right? Maybe he's weaker during the night or an eclipse or if the sun's light is blocked out.

>>189860
Smoke screen time!
Combined with a flare/flashbang if we got em...

Is Organist okay? If so, play victory theme. The Heroes will think they've won, and lower their guard, then BOOM! Stealthed ninja robot attack.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)03:12 No. 190364 ID: 63f46a
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Organist is still in the tower, it does not matter if he plays here or there.

Anyway, that dude hit us really hard. The right side is little dented, laser-organs are offline and movement is little impaired.
I don't know how paint handled that hit.
And yeah, we are not upside-down from what I can tell from gravity.

Oh sorry, I mean left side.

>>190364
Well then the tank can still fight. Recall the ninja bots and get moving, lock on with all avalible weapons on the wizard and the robed guy and fucking fire!!!

I think a tactical withdrawal may be the wisest course of action if we don't kill at least one of them soon.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)08:34 No. 190414 ID: 63f46a
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Yeah, I think I am gonna withdraw now. I cannot get out with the tank reasonably fast, so I have to use escape-pod.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)08:38 No. 190417 ID: 63f46a
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Aaaand blow up the tank to make sure it won't be used against me. And to fuck up those heroes.
Anyway, what the fuck. Our plan was awesome. Why did we fail so hard?

Also, I probably cannot stay in this world. They are probably gonna seek me afterwards. The evil nation is still way too weak compared to good nation.

Foiled again!

i think it's the fact that you didn't make it big enough. you need to build a BOLO. just so huge that even a god can't lift it.

Heros tend to be moralfags and protect the innocent whenever they can. Even at the cost of letting the bad guy get away. Are you evil enough to use live babby armor?

They tend to be honorable too. If you wanted to challenge them to a fight (fair or not) they would accept it.

You can keep this civil good vs bad fighting or you can take the low road and start targeting innocent people to make the good guys divert resources into protecting them.

>>190417

On the contrary, the plan succeeded. There were just some unexpected setbacks! One thing you accomplished was to almost entirely disable their "mage". You simply now have a list of characters to deal with. The "paladin" clearly uses magic, but uses it to accelerate non-magical objects like his hammer, so your zombies could only block the magic if they were smeared all over the hammer. That might not be a bad idea in fact...

The faggy elf guy is the only unknown left in the situation. He's got a bow which probably means distance attacks. A pittance compared to your cannon, but armor plating might need to be thickened a bit.

The other thing you accomplished was to learn a name. "SUN-GOD ALONTHOR". Gods have a fuck ton of magic, but they always have pre-prescribed and arbitrary limits, like for instance being powerless during the night time. Gods are also a bit of cagey loners, so they don't usually tolerate followers of other deities anywhere they can reach, which excarbates their weakness by making sure that say for instance NIGHT MISTRESS SHAR has nothing in that city left to care about. If you can learn Alonthor's limitations, taking the city should be cake. And maybe you can get enough of a body count to actually pay back the guy who's giving you zombies.

Also you were right that the weather was entirely wrong for mood. Bright and sunny is not a good day to attack a stronghold of Alonthor.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)09:50 No. 190444 ID: 63f46a
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You are riOOOOOOFFFFF

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)09:53 No. 190445 ID: 63f46a
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I mean, you are right. I should have made some research before attack nearest and largest city near my tower.

And that's other problem. They can probably track me now. This tower is sturdy, but it is still very weak from last bunker-buster that broke the shield-mechanisms. I haven't had time to fix it.

So, options are using that device again, or just trying to defend myself against any attackers. And from what I've seen, those attackers can be very strong.

... yeah let's fix that shield thing, also try to make it stronger.

>>190445
How about we set up the machine thing to be used at a moments notice, and try to get the defenses running?

If they attack we can just skedaddle.

>>190455
no wait! even better, if they attack and you don't have enough defenses up. lead the to sister pain!

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)10:23 No. 190458 ID: 63f46a
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Yes. That would be good.
Then again, getting shield STRONGER than before is going to be extremely hard. And not to mention that shield got pummeled by nukes back then. It was basically forcing void-reactor to work at full power. Which was extremely dangerous. I used shield just to get me more time.
It might take days to fix the shield.
I think you understood me wrong. It is not only these heroes that now can track me, but I think that nation also wants my head now.
The defence systems are not very good. They can dispatch intruders, but not an army full of dick-swinging paladins.
And don't get hopes too up. Sister of Pain is a demon.
Now, what was that shield for? To give me time to finish the device. Either I use that to clean all my worries, or I can defend the tower desperately. Tower must remain in my hands! In our hands!

well then, let us see The Device!

Well what are you trying to get at? That our best option is to come up with some very capable and/or unbreakable fortress defenses? We can do that.

not sure the army would come after you ether. that group of knights way of been their entire army.
if just the heroes show up we can make a bunch of simple but devastating trap.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)11:07 No. 190470 ID: 63f46a
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I am not too sure. It was a city. The defenders might have been city-guards. There might be larger army. More larger than 200-300 people. But hey, I did kill innocent people and defenders of good! That's evil!

Unbreakable defences sound pretty cool. But they fucking send my tank rolling around like it was some kind of stone. And there might be more of heroes aswell.

Anyway, the device. I designed it with Sister of Pain helping me. When we made this, Sister was not aware I was using void-reactor to power this. That's why she's so mad.
It functions pretty simply: It transports whole tower to somewhere else. Where? I don't know. It uses remains of "ancient portals" to choose place to transport to. I have no idea what place I'll end up in. I have a way to choose the destination, but it's like choosing one of 10 000 colored boxes without knowing what the fuck is inside them.

I am currently in world 0003. I have used the transportation-device four times. I have no idea which one my home-world is, but gods I hope I never end up there.

hrmmmm, sounds like a last ditch thing. let's see what we are up against before we decide to evac.

anyway, a simple but deadly thing for heroes is traps. a pitfall that leads directly into the void. a spyglass with a hologram of a naked chick that's all blurry and if they try to focus it a spring loaded dagger shoots into their eye. unless his eyeballs are made of metal he can't withstand that.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)11:16 No. 190474 ID: 63f46a
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Thousand times I have said it, I cannot control void. I can open it, but not use it in traps. And as said, I cannot withstand siege. Atleast for now. I'll put it on my to-do list.

I think I am going to use this now. I have to wait 25 hours for next transport, but it gives me time to invent something new!

I wonder what Live co. will think of this failure...

no, i mean the pit goes down a chute and dumps them into the generator.

Tory 2010/06/08(Tue)11:23 No. 190481 ID: 63f46a
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Dumping stuff in generator is something I will never do.
But
now
I

Have

Initiated




the transport



Here
we

goooooo~

Rand 2010/06/08(Tue)11:25 No. 190484 ID: 63f46a
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Pause until next thread. Thanks for playing!

Wait, you've got the void generator, right? How much can that thing destroy if it overloads? Say, an army?

Also get some fucking rest.

>>190491
Bah, we can do better than THAT.

Premature ejection.

Next time let's have a plan B. Also we'll need to study our enemies beforehand. If we had put a spoiler on that tank they would never have caught us.

>>190500

It happens to a lot of guys.

Are we playing Hecatomb the quest? Because I would be okay with that. I would be way okay with that. We need to get to work animating some constructs, forming pacts with demons, and forcing eldritch monstrosities into our servitude.

Next world we're trying a bit more subtlety.

>>190491
Next time there will be cyberdemons and hookers and blackjack. You know what forget the blackjack.