i think the shade would be nice.

Shade!

Murdock. Greatest opportunity for time paradoxes.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)06:19 No. 181762 ID: 6a5a08
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Well, Murdock would indeed provide the most opportunities to effect other characters right now, but alas, the time has come to update and Shade hath won the votes. Have fun in Hell!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)06:20 No. 181763 ID: 6a5a08
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You find yourself falling down a tunnel of burning walls and cracks flowing with lava...

*BONK*

SHADEQUEST A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)06:21 No. 181764 ID: 6a5a08
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"What the?"

>>181764
Hi.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)09:57 No. 181801 ID: 6a5a08
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"By Satan's Mother, it speaks! What are you?"

>>181801
We are a fragment of GOD!

... not really. We are the equivalent of legion's perverted brother. How's life... or death... or what ever state you are in...

We are an Orb Fragment. We're a bunch of chaotic voices churning around throwing out ideas, mostly trying to help.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)10:22 No. 181814 ID: 6a5a08
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"Legion's brother, huh? I know him. Christ owned him real bad a long time ago. Never got over it... he's, like, the stereotypical crazy old imp lady, except a dude. As for me, I guess I'm fine. I'm still a Demon in Training, so I don't ever get to do anything. But soon that'll all change, because in under a week, I'll be a full fledged Demon. Then I can go on assignments!"

"Oh, and some advice, don't go telling people you're associated in any way with the man upstairs, even as a joke. He's kind of regarded as the mortal enemy of all Demons."

>>181814

Well, don't tell your boss I told you, but Demons are also working for the man upstairs. The whole "mortal enemies" thing is just an act.

Also he's a pie chart.

Robots are drilling into my brain!

>>181820
Next you're going to tell everyone that we were once unicorns.

>>181814
So what's there to do around here?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)11:25 No. 181853 ID: 6a5a08
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"Wh-what?! But... that means... no, that can't be right. The Devil has been preparing our armies for over a decade, ever since the last attempt was a failure, because we weren't ready. You're telling me it's all been one big lie?!"

Ahem, Narrator here. Sorry for the delay, I was working on TPDAMS at the time. Oh wow, you managed to turn him into a blubbering heap already. You make me so proud!

>>181853
We're crazy.

>>181853
We're not telling you it's a lie.
We're just telling you that it's for an entirely different reason than you originally thought it was for.

Also, I thought you had to be part of the original fallen to be a demon?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)14:20 No. 181923 ID: 6a5a08
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"Those are called the Original or True Demons here. They're our leaders. Mostly we use Demon as a term for the Devil's soldiers or other servants. He figured out how to spawn more of us using dark magic. Then there are the Souls of the Damned, who the Devil eventually shapes into servants of his will. Look, I don't feel like explaining the entire Hell hierarchy right now, I've just been told I've been living a lie."

Good, good, he's good and depressed and confused now. Now I can shape him to my will! I mean you can shape him to your will... uh...
*scribbles out previous statement*

>>181923
Again, not technically a lie.
Did anybody ever tell you how angels have no free will? They simply do what God wills them to.
So, tell me, how can something that can't act on its own turn against its creator?
Yep, that's right, it can't.

Now, here's where the 'not a lie' part comes in:
The 'True Demons' are the animate manifestation of God's regrets, self-loathing, and other self-destructive thoughts.

Naturally, this means that actually defeating God is impossible, and the war is completely futile and pointless.

My advice? Go finish up your training, then head to earth and never look back. It's nice there; you'll like it.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)14:54 No. 181944 ID: 6a5a08
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"You thought we were amassing an army to fight Heaven? Oh, HELLS no! Ahahahahaha! I can't believe you thought- really? Are you kidding? Ahahaha! Do you think we're stupid or something?"

>>181944
OH! No, that's not what I meant at all.
I simply meant that your army will never meet with any real victories.
It doesn't really matter where you go, since you'll always be defeated.

>>181944

Fight Heaven what. I don't know who you're going to fight. It's just that you said you guys were "mortal enemies" with the man upstairs. And I wanted to correct you on that aspect. Clearly he's not a man, but a pie chart.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/23(Sun)15:08 No. 181954 ID: 6a5a08
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"Yeah, well at least I wasn't unlucky enough to be incarnated as a talking blue rock."

He has you there... the again, I'm a Pie Chart, so you know, I can't exactly make fun of your incarnation.

"Besides, the only reason the mortals fended us off last time was because we didn't expect we would be able to march all of us in, instead of one or two slipping through the cracks every once in a while. Plus, they had guys with funky superpowers, I hear."

>>181954
Yep. What happens is that there's a massive uptick in the number of super-powered people as time for a demonic invasion draws closer. This is one of the reasons why victory is impossible.

To make matters worse? I don't know how long it's been since your last invasion, but humans currently have weapons capable of destroying hell.

Said weapons are not in short supply either - several nations decided to cut back on their stocks because they didn't see the point of being able to eradicate all life on the planet fifty times over when forty times was just as effective.

My advice stands. Finish your training, then retire to earth. Buy a beach house somewhere and relax.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/24(Mon)06:02 No. 182247 ID: 6a5a08
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"Ah, but this time is different. The demons have us Shades now! Beings formed by dark magic, no man-made weapon can touch us in our true forms! Now all we need is the Devil's child to open a gateway and unleash our army!"

"Also, I can't swim, so a beach house would be pointless and silly."

>>182247
But don't you guys fear that if you gain too much ground against the mortals, God might send an angel to fight alongside them? You're certainly not immune to holy wrath.

And then there's the problem of the freaks with super-powers. You think they might try to stop you?

>>182335
and to combound that, who is to say the super-powers are a mortal invention?

I highly recommend you disable the freaks with superpowers somehow. You might be able to oh, for instance, take over their bodies and use their powers against everyone else. That way there will be no chance of stopping your victory!

>>182247
Oh? Shades can survive inside the center of the sun? Good to know!

A home in the mountains then, because if you think God's going to let his regrets destroy his creation you are clearly insane.
If you're scared, then go neutral in this conflict. Then you can join the winning side when the time is right and come out ahead no matter what.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/24(Mon)14:04 No. 182360 ID: 6a5a08
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>>182335
"In case you haven't noticed, Hell isn't exactly paradise. We just want one little country to live in, Is that so much to ask?"

>>182342
"Actually, that's pretty much the entire plan. After that we make it up as we go along."

>>182350
"Well, since Shades aren't tangible unless we want to be, yes. Unless one of us was so stupid as to take a physical form in the center of the sun. I really don't want to sit and do nothing for another extremely long period of time, unless I have a really good reason."

"Well, I should be off to the training grounds. You want to join me, or should I just put you somewhere? Where did you come from anyway?"

>>182360

When the talking pie chart popped the bubble containing us we fell into Hell and landed on your head. Your head sure was pretty tangible a minute ago.

>>182377
You have learned to control your tangibility...

Right?

>>182377
since we were dropped by god that pretty much makes us partially divine so we could effect him because we are not a mortal creation.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/24(Mon)17:08 No. 182446 ID: 6a5a08
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>>182390
"No, not really. I'm still in training after all."

>>182377
"For your information, I wasn't trying to be intangible, I was practicing my shapeshifting, which I'm really quite bad at right now, so there."

"You... Orb Fragment people keep talking about God being a pie chart. Are you sure you're sane?"

Welcome to the world map (of hell), please select your destination! The location with the crystal is the location of the currently controlled character.

>>182360
That's all you want?
Pfft, you're going about this the entirely wrong way then.
If you invade, then humanity will fight until either you or they are dead; since they have divine intervention on their side, that would mean you.

If you want to meet with success, the best way is to take on non-threatening appearances and have a large population suddenly appear in one of the low-population areas of Africa and immediately start building settlements.
People will soon contact you, to which you respond in broken English.
Once communication channels are up tell them that you are refugees from a dead world, and you just want a place where you can live in peace. Offer advanced technology or knowledge of magic as a show of good intention, and open up trade routes.
If you can cure diseases, you could instantly gain massive support by curing AIDS victims.

Nobody in Africa would be able to oppose you, and nobody with any power cares enough about Africans to get involved.

In less than a month you would have a secure power base and be adored by humanitarians the world over, all without violence.

Of course, the reason why you're going about this the wrong way is because the True Demons don't actually want to succeed, since they don't 'want' anything and God will keep their 'decisions' from being successful.

You seem reasonably bright, so you're probably putting the information I've provided together with your unvoiced observations to see how well they mesh.

While you're doing that, lets head on over to your training. Sounds like it would be more fun than sitting on a semi-solid lava crust.

>>182446
No, we are not sane. We are absolutly bonkers. This has the side effect of making us able to find solutions in unexpected ways. Also, some of us are totally out of our gourds, so to speak.

Also, god isnt a pie chart, hes a kitten, nya!~

>>182533
Why are people assuming that God is a pie chart or a kitten?
We are not able to comment on what God may be, all we know is that we were sent here by a talking pie chart that likes to tamper with fate.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/25(Tue)02:16 No. 182767 ID: 6a5a08
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>>182447
"That's actually a brilliant idea, but the problem would be that the only person in the world who can open a gateway for us isn't in Africa, and it's unlikely anyone is going to let them leave the facility they're in."

>>182553
"Interesting theory. Have you found any evidence to this?"

>>182542
"So, you were sent by an animate inanimate object who wants to mess with fate? That's the strangest thing I've ever heard."

>>182614
"Well, at least the two of you are willing to admit your flaws."

We are now in the Training Grounds. We can go to the Barracks, the Stage, the Obstacle Course, or the Training Arena.

Also, I am quite sure I'm neither God nor a Kitten, although for all we know God is a Kitten. Who's to say?

>>182767
So you send in a strike force they can't counter to sneak 'em out.
If only you had troops that could become intangible so they could pass through walls and be immune to most human weapons; that would make such an operation simple and potentially undetectable.

Oh, wait, you do.
If you can become invisible too, that's just icing on the cake. If you can make people intangible then the mission would be completely trivial; float in, grab him, float out, done.

For now, hit the training area.

For the record if you try and establish a colony in Africa, you'll quickly find that the continent's rich mineral resources including diamonds and gold mean that everybody with power cares about Africa a whole lot, they just don't say so publically.

That whole place isn't a war zone because the powers that be leave it alone after all. Instability breeds profit.

I suggest you take over Brazil. Nobody cares about them, as long as you keep the cocaine trade going. But hey, that's what Hell does best right?

>>182767
Go for the arena, I guess.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/25(Tue)20:18 No. 183164 ID: 6a5a08
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>>182863
"It's not that easy. To get one of us over there without any cracks it takes a huge amount of power and a big ritual. It's easier being that the barrier between worlds is weak in the facility, but still, only about two could go, and then there's the whole getting the kid out and stuff."

>>182873
"I don't have organs, I don't think I can get high."

"Alright, so there's no official tourney or training exercises or anything going on right now. People mostly just challenge each other to a practice fight."

>>183164
Well before we embarrass ourselves by trying to tell you how to fight without knowing what you can do, how about a trip through the obstacle course first?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/26(Wed)16:06 No. 183532 ID: 6a5a08
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As Shade arrives at the Obstacle Coarse he meets a rather odd fellow.

"Hm... never seen this guy before."

"Please state business at obstacle course."

extra training for invasion.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/26(Wed)16:41 No. 183552 ID: 6a5a08
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"Please present identification or authorization code."

"I don't have any."

"Obstacle Course is currently under renovations and only available to authorized personnel. We apologize for any inconvenience. Please return later, perhaps situation will have changed."

well, at least he is doing his job right. let's try a different place. how about the barracks?

>>183553
Yes, lets.

And also:
>>183532
>Obstacle Coarse

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/26(Wed)17:14 No. 183573 ID: 6a5a08
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"Well, this is my ugly crappy room. I mostly stay at my secret hideout where I found you, but this place locks, so it's good for storage."

anything here or just empty? if empty then i guess we can see the stage.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/26(Wed)17:27 No. 183587 ID: 6a5a08
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"I do have this walking stick I found a while back. As you can see (I think you see... you don't have eyes), however, I have no legs and do not walk, so I just stuck it in the corner in here."

oh snap! that's not a walking stick, that's a staff. like what wizards use. notice the swirl in the wood?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/26(Wed)17:40 No. 183596 ID: 6a5a08
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"Oh, yeah, I guess it does look like a staff. So do you think I could use it to cast magic?"

well no, a staff is a focus. like a lightning rod for magic. a mage can cast without one but having one makes them more powerful.

Try waving it around. Some staffs have spells built-in.

Hey wait. If it doesn't fire magic or anything, stick us on top of it. You'll have an awesome new cane.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/27(Thu)06:59 No. 184003 ID: 6a5a08
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Shade waved the staff around randomly.

"Nothing. Hey, there is a little spot on top for a crystal or something."

did we click in? try waggling it now.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/27(Thu)07:25 No. 184016 ID: 6a5a08
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"Yep, looks like you're secure."

Yay for reusing old pictures due to laziness.

okay swing it and around and we'll see if we can do anything.

HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>184016
ICE BALL! GOOOOOOO!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/27(Thu)15:45 No. 184115 ID: 6a5a08
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>>184017

"Whoa, you're glowing."

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/27(Thu)15:46 No. 184116 ID: 6a5a08
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"What in the Hell is that?"

>>184116
Well, you're in hell... sooooo....
I dunno... ice? stone?... is it cold?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/27(Thu)17:07 No. 184151 ID: 6a5a08
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It's Alfredsson M. Shineshell!

Develop a close and platonic bond with the turtle.

>>184151
Huh? Why is he here?

He's not supposed to be real, he was just in a VR game!

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/27(Thu)20:12 No. 184236 ID: 6a5a08
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"Seems pretty real to me. You know him?"

Blame magic.

>>184236
Why is he white? Well, anyway... if you want to be evil, flip him over onto his back.

Then let's go check out the stage.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)07:16 No. 184395 ID: 6a5a08
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Shade tips the turtle over.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)07:16 No. 184397 ID: 6a5a08
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"......"

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)07:17 No. 184398 ID: 6a5a08
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"We're at the stage now."

The large stone theater stage is being cleaned by a servant imp.

ask him what's up?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)16:34 No. 184547 ID: 6a5a08
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"What's up?"

"... Oh, eh, are ye talkin' t' me?"

"There's nobody else around, so yeah."

"Oh... em, jus' cleanin' up the stage fer the announ'smen' dis affe'noon."

>>184547
What announcement?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)16:42 No. 184552 ID: 6a5a08
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"What announcement?"

"Ye dunno, eh? Da big boss, he's commin' down ta pick who's goin' on da big job ta da ove'worl'. Dey say e's got summin' planned ta pick who goes 'n all."

sounds cool, give him a fist bump and let's go.

>>184552
Maybe he wants to FITE in the practice arena?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)19:00 No. 184614 ID: 6a5a08
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"Hey, wanna go fight in the practice arena? I could use a sparring partner."

"Eh, sorry man, gotta finish an' I got a lot o' groun' ta cover. I'm na much ova fighter an'ow. But I 'ear there's some loony imp chick who's lookin' fer some 'un ta spar with. No 'un takes 'er seriously. Can't blame 'em. Prob'ly find 'er at the arena."

cool, thanks dude.

>>184614
Oh, hey, we found a romantic interest for you! Score!

>>184614
To the arena.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/28(Fri)19:55 No. 184649 ID: 6a5a08
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>>184620
"I dunno... imps are, like, bottom of the ladder. I mean, I'm not racist or anything, but..."

Shade proceeds to the arena, where he finds the imp girl being confronted in the fight ring by a minotaur.

"*grunt*Look, this is the last time I'mma telling you. Get out of here and *snort* let real fighters train, or I'll make you."

"Well then bring it, mooseface. Or are you scared people'll make fun of you for hitting a girl?"

Wow, she really is crazy. Everyone knows you don't piss off a minotaur if you don't want to be turned into gore in the sand and rocks.

>>184649
There's plenty of room. Offer to fight her.

Also, you're not exactly a high-ranker yourself either.

>>184649
I'm interested in seeing how this works out.

>>184649
Steal the minotaur's loincloth. He will be too embarrassed to continue his... Bullying.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/05/29(Sat)13:35 No. 184945 ID: 6a5a08
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Shade approaches the two.

"Hey, uh, imp girl. I'll spar with you if you want."

"Why thank you, finally someone not treating me like a fly. Hear that moose? I've got a sparring partner and you don't. So let the real fighters train."

"*snort* Fine, no use making a scene. But you better watch your back, pest."

With that the minotaur grumbles to himself and lumbers away.

Greetings! It is I, your narrator. Been a while since I directly spoke to you. So, now, you get to choose their names. Shade's name and the imp girl's, that is. So... any ideas?
In other news, background is fixed.
In other other news, bold face is fixed.
Good God I make a lot of mistakes when I rush.

if you want normal names then: Zeke and Clara.
if you want demonic names then: Restuphal and Gallorgia.

we kinda don't know your moves so we can't tell you how to fight better right now. after we watch we can give you some ideas on how to improve. one piece of advise i can give is: NEVER underestimate your opponent, she could have a hidden move that would of let her take out that minotaur.

>>184948
>Restuphal and Gallorgia.

Those aren't bad at all... but both are kindof gender neutral.

How about Rastuvial and Gillergia?

Rast and Gill for short.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/05(Sat)12:19 No. 188228 ID: 6a5a08
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I have finally defeated the procrastination monster and updated.

Shade is now Rastuphal, or Rast for short, and the imp is Gillergia, or Gill for short. They introduce themselves, blah, get ready to fight, blah blah, let's move on with this, blah blah blah!

"Alright, Smokey, since you were kind enough to get rid of that idiot, you can have the first move," Gill offers, with a taunting gesture. Rast grips the staff with both hands.

Alright guys, I don't know much about combat. Any ideas as to what to do?

well, since you are unskilled then the only thing you can do is clumsy power hits.

anyway. suggest you charge but then stop right before you reach her and then smack with the stick. rushing is a common rookie mistake and by doing it makes you look like a rookie and then the stop will catch her off guard because she would be ready to counter.

>>188228
ok ok...
move up to her
Yell attack
hit her with the stick.
stay in position for a few seconds
move back to where you were originally
and that's how it works...

>>188306
no your fool, this is side-scrolling fighter, notice the health bars?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/05(Sat)15:50 No. 188327 ID: 6a5a08
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Rast charges forward, but suddenly stops, Gill's counter-attack missing. Rast then attacks with a powerful downward swing. Gill is quick and manages to block the clumsy power attack, though still takes some damage, and is slightly off balance from the strength of the attack.

>>188327
Quickly, while the staff is still close to her, channel some magic through it and launch lightning into her face!

or maybe just glow and distract her HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>188327
String it
Spin hit
back hand slash

Notice how we're now in contact with Gill?

@Gill: Hey! Gill! We're a magic artifact, and we wanted you to know that Rast is very attracted to you. Just letting you know.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/05(Sat)18:20 No. 188448 ID: 6a5a08
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The staff glows and releases a Mana Bolt spell, hitting Gill and knocking her down. At such close range, it also shocks Rast, but very slightly.

Rast has learned Mana Bolt! Or at least figured out that he knew it before.

>>188403
"What?"

"What?"

>>188448
@Gill: Of course! Why else would he challenge you to a fight? Win, lose, or draw, he can spin it so that he can ask you out without losing face over the general disdain for Imps - you're either a worthy fighter on your own merits, or he can tell people you're his by right of conquest and nobody will object because you're an imp. ... Personally? I think you should kick his ass, and claim him as your spoils of war. If you can take the staff away, then you might be able to use magic against him...

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/06(Sun)10:23 No. 189003 ID: 6a5a08
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You cannot speak to Gill anymore, since she is no longer in contact with the staff or fragment.

Hey! What are you trying to do? I told you I-

Gill does a sort of flip thing to get off the ground and knocks Rast out of the way while he isn't paying attention.

[dammit seven! focus!]
dammit lost our advantage cause one voice decided to be a dumbass.

QUICK shove her while she is upside-down!

>>189003
You have a staff, you can redirect the force of that hit. Just spin with the staff so the force dissipates and becomes part of the swing. Hit her Homerun style

>>189005
HA! No, that was because nobody else decided to say anything.

>>189235
[you could of said something to both of them, and i was asleep dude.]

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/06(Sun)16:15 No. 189253 ID: 6a5a08
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Rast tires to use the staff to knock Gill over, but she pushes herself into the air with her arm and lands on the staff, pulling Rast's face into her fist.

How is that even fing possible?!

Because I enjoy seeing pain and suffering, and also this is currently fighting game physics.
And also, Questers, you are now in contact with Gill.

*tries

I blame lack of fingers.

@gill: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!!!!

quick, while her hand is out grab it and flip her over you!

>>189253
@Gill: Of course! Why else would he challenge you to a fight? Win, lose, or draw, he can spin it so that he can ask you out without losing face over the general disdain for Imps - you're either a worthy fighter on your own merits, or he can tell people you're his by right of conquest and nobody will object because you're an imp. ... Personally? I think you should kick his ass, and claim him as your spoils of war. That would make things easier on him, too. So, if you can take the staff away, then you might be able to use magic against him...

>>189253
how odd
we have to choose who we support
I say we just stay subjective and support the person we're currently with... and sneak bad thoughts the entire time

>>189253
wait, aren't shades untouchable when in a certain form?

>>189253
@Gill BUTTERFACE BUTTERFACE GILL IS A BUTTERFACE

(attempting a distraction)

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>>189255
>>189263
>>189705
"W-what?" exclaims Gill, confused at the strange voices in ehr mind.

With help from your distractions, Rast is able to toss Gill over him, face-first into the ground without much resistance.

>>189449
[i]I'm not very good at shapeshifting, so I don't have that ability yet.[/]

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Good Gods I fail. Well, you get what it means, I'm not editing for that little error.

smack like you are playing Golf. a overhead wold miss if she rolls.

>>189816
FORE

>>189878
... wazit called when you hit a girl golf club style in the crotch inhumanely hard?

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"FORE!"

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>>189999
Critical Hit!

Ow.... i hope she isn't vengeful. i mean, she wanted to fight but still.