Fuck Yeah Mudy Quest.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)14:48 No. 18127 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hmmmm!! It really is theee!"
Kuhral tightens her grip on Mudy's head.
>"Nay had I tho-- Hm, wrong accent-- Never I thinkink would seeink you again!
>Now beink sweetheart and tellink big sis where is other sis hidink."

>>18127
"L ... let go."

>>18127
GO FOR THE EYES LITTLE KOBOLD GO FOR THE EYES

>>18127
"You really don't want to talk to Raital right now, Sissy.

I kinda pissed her off. I wouldn't let her rape me."

"She's not hiding, she's sleeping. You can talk to her in the morning if you want."

>>18127
"Bitch, don't make me pull my sword at you."

Pelvis thrust to emphasize you're serious.

Take no shit Rudy! Punch her lights out!

>>18127
Look at your cat sister with tear filled eyes.
"We had a fight and she ran off. Could this wait til later, Kuhral? I'm really in a bad place right now."

"Can't you kill us tomorrow? It's a bad enough night as it is."

>>18127
Umm.... why are you talking funny?

>>18133

Woops, I mean Mudy. Sorry.

>>18127
BLUFF, BLUFF
BLUFF LIKE A MOTHERFUCKERRR~
"Halfway to the Fores-
I mean, far away from here.
You think you're smart but we're one step ahead of you."

Engage Operation B.F.C.T.S. Mudy.

>>18127
ERECT THE SWORD FROM YOUR HEAD. TIP FIRST.

>>18127
I wouldn't recommend that, sister.
She is in a mood most foul, and justified.
I wouldn't try to cross her right now.

>>18136

Yeah, why is she talking funny?

"Fuck off or suck off, bitch."

>>18147
>>18140
>>18129
>>18132
Quit being dumb :<

Say "I made her mad and she stormed off. I was turning around to go back and find her. :<"

>>18127
"And here I expected you to say something cat themed. I guess you're not *quite* as much of an idiot as I thought."

>>18150

Because acting like a child has really helped out so far. It's about time Mudy manned the fuck up.

"Hey Kuhral! I missed you. What's it like having to blind the people you mind control because it's the only way they can get it up for you? And how IS having sex with the brain-wiped and unwilling? Still an achingly hollow parody real emotional connections?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)15:11 No. 18162 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy looks up with the saddest of eyes.
>"We had a fight and she ran off. Could this wait til later, Kuhral? I'm really in a bad place right now."

>"Ofcourse, leetle bruther. Vhe vhill go findink her later. Now is you and me time."
, Kuhral replies, and she lifts Mudy onto her knee.

Mudy is about to struggle for his life, when something catches his attention.
>"Umm.... why are you talking funny?"

Kuhral's eyes sparkles.
>"Because I am likink to blendink in."

>animated

>"Now. Vhat you goink to do to payink back collar, cheatink, runnink avhay and stealink keess, leetle brother?"

>>18162
"HOLY FUCK THAT IS CREEPY"

Ignore her question. That way lies madness.

"Blend in with who? There's nobody left but us here."

>>18162
'Well as to the cheating, you can't deny a certain... manipulation of the rules on your part. And really, how was i to know the collar was to explode? I myself was quite shocked. And well, you can't say that I ran away, after all it was Raital who carried me, was it not?

Now as to the kiss, whatever could you mean, fair Kuhrahl?'

>>18162
"You really should work on that. Kobolds don't have ears that point up to start with.

And I dunno. After I kill Mother I suppose I'll have access to her fortune...and lands. I mean, as long as you're not a tyrant like her...I dunno, maybe a nice spot of land to rule over."

>>18162

As I recall sister, I have payed off my debts. Though I am not sure I can say the same for you.

How about this. You join us against the Skullking, perhaps earning yourself the rightful heirship to some portion of his land (more than you are currently entitled to, I may say,) and we shall call it even?

Or would you rather continue to go around directionless on the losing side, bound to end up with nothing?

>>18162

"Well, I was thinking of getting the band back together. You can play the drums."

>>18162
I'm cold, would you hold me closer?

I need to find Bladetree and Axebeard soon.

>>18162
Nothing. Cheating is as cheating does, bvig seestar. The kiss was on the house.

>>18162
"As if you ever returned a favor you fat bint."

"Pay you back? I'm a little strapped for funds right now, can't you cut your little brother some slack?"

>>18162
After you cheating, putting me in a collar, and grinding my nose into a fine powder, I think we're even. At least for that exchange.
Is there anything else you wanted, sister?

Play a song for her, make her fall asleep... then feed her to Cheryl.

>>18162
"I've got new panties."

In b4 ReaverTroll tm

I FUCKED MY SISTER! THAT'S RIGHT I STUCK MY DING-DONG IN HER CHA-CHA. WINCEST, FUCK YES. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MY JESUS JUICE?

>>18162
"Come now Kuhral do you never stop scheming?
We both know we're even after all that.
What do you REALLY want?"

VERILY, I DITH DOTH DIDDLE MINE SISTER! THATS RIGHTLY SO, I STUCK MY DING-DONG IN MILADY'S CHA-CHA. WINCEST, FUCKETH YES. WOULDETH THEE LIKETH TO TRY SOME OF MINE JESUS JUICE?

>>18162
"I don't know, it sounds like you owe me a lot."

>>18162
"I will do... Something terrible. I swear on Kurtulmak, All-Father of the Kobolds, that you shall suffer for these indignities in full, if not more."

>>18162
Say, "YOU kissed ME. And cheated. And lied. And stole. And tried to kill my girlfriend. So you owe me."

>>18162
Uh, running for my life, living in constant fear, and jumping at every shadow?
Also having to abandon friends to keep them relatively safe, and never being able to settle down with the woman I love?

How about an I.O.U.?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)15:32 No. 18192 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Blend in with who? There's nobody left but us here."
Mudy questions.
He notices Kuhral ponder the question for a moment.

>"Is makink good point."
Kuhral's appearance slowly shifts.
>"I can be myshelf when I'm with my little brother nya~
>Now it'sh your turn to anshwer the question nya~"

Mudy frowns.
>"Come now Kuhral do you never stop scheming? After you cheating, putting me in a collar, and grinding my nose into a fine powder, I think we're even."
, he solemnly responds.
>"What do you REALLY want?"

>"Nyaaa~"
Kuhral begins to purr softly.
>"I want a rematch nyaaaa~
>I should be taking you to mother right now, but I don't wanna nyaaaa~
>I want to play with my little brother again nyaaa~
>Haven't sheen you in sho long nyaaa~
>Wanna make you cry nyaaaa~~"

>>18192
Cringe in horror.

Say "By all the gods, and all their hells, put the fake accent back on!"

>>18192
"Alright then. How about this. I call it The River of Blood.

Whoever can make the other bleed from a method other than violence wins. The game starts now."

Proceed to then bend over and show off our pantied ass, and pose seductively.

>>18192
I would like a rematch, but I would like it to be in a situation where we have an impartial judge.
That way, neither of us can falsely claim to be the winner, like last time.

>>18192
I think she's gone mad.

>>18192
"Well it wouldnt be that hard to make me cry right now,sure why not."

>>18192
That...that is one interesting accent.

I don't know if Mudy should even try and say anything right now. This is a rather odd place to find yourself in just like that.

Uhg. Get in line. What is it with our family and wanting me to cry? I'll tell you what, you want to play with me? I'll show you how I play.

Then start rocking the hell out with our flute.

Flute playing contest. The fey gets to judge.

Well, since it is you who wishes for a rematch. Perhaps it would only be fair for me to pick the game.

"Why's your face so flat? It's not very catlike."

>>18192
"Well tough luck there, the sight of your hideous body just killed me on the inside."

>>18207
Kuhral is a cat, as long as she gets to torture things to death, food, and a nice place to sleep she doesn't give a shit about anything else.

>>18207
I'm now imagining the 5 Blutjaegers living together as some sort of incestuous polygamous orgy, and Mudy trying to survive each one's crazyness. Luhra Luhra making speeches, Kuhral bringing a new eyeless pet every day, Raital turned on all day and Taikah complaining she just wanted to be a normal girl but mommy told her to be all scary like and now she has no friends.

"Very well, it's called..."

Pull out a ribbon and wave it in her face. You've always got ribbons around, you big sissy.

"...DON'T LOOK AT THE RIBBON! DON'T TRY TO GRAB AT IT! OH NO IT'S GETTING AWAYYYYYYYY!"

>>18210
She's a cat... so her weakness is...

SCRATCH HER NECK!

"Fine.
One last game.
If you win, I'll go quietly.
If I win, you give up bringing Raital and I back to mother. Forever.
No cheating this time. Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification.
And anyways, if you cheat, how will you ever know if you could win?"
If she moves to put a collar on us make sure and DO EVERY GODDAMNED THING IN YOUR POWER TO STOP THAT SHIT.
Also what game guise?

Yeah I think our best bet here is a flute playing contest.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)15:51 No. 18226 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Well it wouldnt be that hard to make me cry right now,sure why not."
Mudy shrugs the tension and pain away. He is in hell already.
"One last game. If you win I'll go quietly. If I win you leave me alone, and leave Raital alone. Forever. No cheating this time. Cheating is immediate disqualification and you lose. And anyways, if you cheat you'll never know if you could beat me."

Kuhral continues purring.

>"Okay, maybe nyaaaa~
>I won't promishe I'll leave you alone forever nyaaaa~
>But I'll leave nyaaa~~"
, she meows.
>"Now, now, now, let'sh play a game of valuesh nyaaa~~
>I've got one finger to shatter your noshe with nyaaa~~
>What do you have nyaaa~"

Pull that sword out of your skull.
"This."

>>18226
Two balls to give your womanly parts the what-for, BIZNITCH.

"Blood."

>>18226
"Impenetrable apathy."

Say this again in response to every single thing she says.

>>18226

I have two hands to block with.

(I am unclear as to the rules, is this a valid move?)

>>18226
A voice to break hearts and bend minds.

>>18231
>"Infinite apathy"

Fix'd

>>18226
I have TWO blades to sever those fingers.
Produce FEY BLADE and HEAD SWORD if necessary.

"an ungodly sex drive"

>>18226
"Unending desire to spite you"

Suggestion 2009/07/30(Thu)15:59 No. 18239 ID: 67c611
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>>18226
way to fuck us over again, guys.

>>18226
"Come on Kuhral.
No cheating.
Tell me the rules first
Or don't you wanna know who would win?
Are you afraid I would beat you in a fair game?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)16:00 No. 18241 ID: fb5d8e
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"Two balls to give your womanly parts the what-for."
, Mudy responds dryly.

Kuhral blushes slightly. Her purring becomes more intense.
>"Nyaaaa, did you grow up into shuch a naughty boy nyaaaa~
>You musht be a good lover by now nyaaa~
>The real thing beatsh the finger nyaa nyaaaa~"

With a lightning fast flick of her wrist Kuhral hits her own nose. Mudy hears the crack, and it begins to bleed.
She remains unmoved.

She raises another finger.
>"I have got two fingersh to ruin your ballsh with nyaaaa~
What do you have nyaaaa~~"

Pull out Brightstrike and sever her fingers

>>18241
I'm not sure what the rules are here, could someone explain?

So... the game is to make her horny? Does the number even matter?

>>18241
"...Masochism."

>>18241

I have three words to warn you not to: "Dont you dare."

Hold up your fist against her two fingers.

"Rock beats scissors."

>>18243

Judging by the last one, our goal is to produce something that is 'better' than two fingers. Not necessarily for the same purpose Kuhral mentions.

>>18241
I've got three little words that will break your heart.

"You. Are. Alone."

Ten fingers to twist your titties, sister dear.

>>18241
"I fucked your sister."

"I've three legs,with which to please.."

You guys know our other sister is like, in the other room right? We really shouldn't be flirting like this.

>>18241

Lick her fingers gently.

"I have one tongue to stop your anger with."

>>18247
Yeah okay that works well.

>>18241

"One tongue to torture your loins with..."

I really don't like where this game is headed if I interpet it correctly but I like pulverized bold balls even less.

>>18253
We're just saying it all dryly, not really flirting.

"I. FUCKED. YOUR. SISTER."

>>18253
The alternative is getting all our bones broken, and remember Stormplague did accept a bounty on Raital but said Kuhral was "out of his league" (well, "reague"), so i don't see this endimg well otherwise.

>>18247
Yeah okay that works well.

"I fucked my sister."

>>18250
That will get a reply of claws or teeth.

>>18241

Alternately, just look her straight in the eyes and don't break eye contact.

"I have two eyes to make your heart skip"

>>18249
Oh lord this is so mean. I love it.

>>18249

I have to go with this one as well.

>>18263
No, no more flirting with the insufferable bitch.

>18241

"I have three good, dear friends, willing to do anything for me. How many do you have?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)16:20 No. 18269 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy leans over, and gently licks Kuhral's hand. He holds back a gag reflex when the strong taste of blood enters his mouth.
>"One tongue to torture your loins with..."

Kuhral blushes even more, and her purring grows louder.
>"Nya nyaaaaa, Latral nyaaaa~
>You shouldn't sheduce your shishter nyaaaa~~
>Our kissh wash already going too far nyaaaa~
>But you do know how to ushe your tongue nyaaa~
>Sho.. maybe if you really want to I'll let you go down on my womanpartsh nyaaa~
>..which meaaaannssshhhh---"
She pauses. Only her purring continues.
It's making Mudy terribly nervous.

Kuhral whispers quietly.
>"...I don't have ballshhh nyaaa~
>Awwwww, little brother lost thisshh round nyaaaa~~"
She meows loudly. It sounds like some sort of laugh.
>"Don't worry, we'll do best out of three nyaaaaa nyanyanyaa~~"

She raises another finger.

>"I have three fingersh to kill you with nyaaa~
>What do you have nyaaa~?"

>>18269
'I have your affection, staying your hand.'

>>18269
Repeat "Cheating is immediate disqualification, and you lose."

Without another word, get off her lap and walk back into the tent. Sway your hips a little.

>>18269
QUIT FLIRTING WITH HER
THIS IS NEVER GOING TO WORK
ALSO WHAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS GAME WORKS

>18269

"A close, deep, and physical relationship with someone I care deeply for. Oops. That's something you'll never have. Run along, Kitten."

I have 4 teeth to bite your fingers with

>>18269

There's no need to say anything. just drop trou.

>>18269

Four limbs with which to fight back.

We have to counter her, people. Counter.

Four limbs with which to strike and struggle.

I'm guessing the number increases.

>>18269
I have four words that will break your heart.
"No one loves you."

>>18269

"I have my heart that you would never truly gain."

>>18269
"You've got three holes which I can fill~"

>>18279

Oh, this is even crueler than the one before. It's wonderful. Death inducing but wonderful.

>>18279
I LIKE THEES ONE. YOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM.

Four Words:

I Slept With Raital.

>>18269

"I have a great many teeth."

Bite her fingers.

Our thing has to be more and better than hers, I believe. She sends one of our guys to the hospital, we send two of hers to the morgue. Our two balls were better than her one finger at giving pleasure (breaking the nose), thats why we won that, but our one tongue was not better than hers at breaking balls (she has none, I guess?) so we lost that.

That sound about right to the rest of you?

>"...I don't have ballshhh nyaaa~

"Bye bye, ovaries."

I've got 656 muscles to help me jackhammer your nether regions into next Tuesday, woman.

>>18269
"I am not broken and twisted."

I have one sister who's never known what it means to love.

>18269
I have a dream.

I dream of a world free of pain, and torture, and darkness.

I dream of a world free from opression and terror and aching lonliness.

I have this dream, my friends have my dream, the city of firewater has this dream, and the bright elf and dark elf nations have this dream.

I have an unkillable dream, Kuhral.

Will you dream with me?

"My dream is immortal."

>>18279
Alternately if this is too cruel and Mudy would never say it.

"I have one dream.
Though I may die, the people I have influenced will carry it on"

"I have a dream. A dream of slappan dem titties."

>>18269
Say "Raital."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)16:55 No. 18297 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I have four words that will break your heart."
Mudy replies, his voice cold as steel.
>" 'No one loves you.' "

Kuhral's purring stops.
She let's her hands slump down.

>"Nyaaa... Little brother.. Are you shtill going on about that emotion nyaaa"
She sighs. Her voice sounds far less amused, and even kind of caring.
>"We're Blutjaegersh nyaaaa
>We don't know love nyaaaa
>You and your shilly dreamsh got you erashed nyaaaa
>Why don't you grow up and shee the truth nyaaaa
>The only reashon Raital shtuck with you wash becaushe of the Blutschwertz nyaaa
>That'sh how you two were made nyaaaaaa~"

>>18297

Start crying. Get the sympathy.

Then, as she tries to comfort us, remind her that she hasnt taken her turn, and therefore we have won this round.

>>18297
don't even flich.

"That certainly doesnt make the love fake."

>>18297
Look her in the eye.
"What do you mean? The sword has nothing to do with it."

>>18297
"Replace Raital with Kuhral and we have a more accurate picture."

Start crying.

>18297

I have proof you're wrong.

Raital's love broke your collar. Broke your bonds on me. I couldn't promise you my heart, because another already had a claim on it. Proof positive, Kuhral.

Now, get off my Sandworm.

"Oh and i'm sure ALL the sex we had was just according to plan huh."

>>18300
And add to this
"And besides, that isn't the only thing I meant.
I have FRIENDS now Kuhral. People who care about me and trust me."

>>18297
"Yeeeeaaaaaah... I have a mountain of evidence to suggest that if Raital's after a sword I'm carrying it isn't the one inside my skull.

Nice try witch, but I'm not even close to being *that* stupid. GOOD DAY TO YOU MADAM."

>>18305
>>18299
Fuck this shit: Rage like the testosterone laden He-Man you are, Mudy. This bitch needs to be brought down a peg!

>>18297
"I'm going to entertain you and let you continue with your little 'pep-talk', if it can even be called that."

>>18305
Uhh, don't say that you couldn't promise your heart in the first contest.
Not only is is not true, that would also mean YOU cheated the first time.

>>18297
Laugh uproariously at how wrong she is.

>>18313
And her claims there were false too. Use the line.

>>18308
Blah nevermind this.
"What about your collar hm?
Did that break because of Bloodblade?
What about the curse on Darkbeing?
Did that end because of some engineered emotion?
No. It took genuine love to break those spells."

"That's just your opinion. I don't care. You've already lost. You wagered a body part you didn't have. You cheated, so you lose."

>>18311
Addendum: Slap her upside the head with your horselike bratwurst.
"THIS IS ALL I NEED. ALL OF IT, RIGHT HERE, AND YOU BETTER START LISTENIN' IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU."

also, no. Do not call her out on cheating. That not only failed horribly before, but also was within her view of the rules. This time, we played within her own chaotic rules AND WON. Stick with that, and do NOT walk away. Regardless of our confidence, she is still the stronger power here.

Shout "Raital, Kuhral's trying to seduce me".

Then jump off the Sandworm, Mudy.

Say "Oh, Cheryl? This kitty on your back thinks I can't know love. Are you going to take that?"

All these people who keep saying "Run, Get Raital, etc". No. Not going to work. Second strongest Blutjager. Keep within her rules, you've already won, just freaking point out that the love part isn't fake by saying the stuff with the sword/choker, which is by merit, her own design.

>>18297
"We didn't even HAVE the blutschwertz until today, why would she stay with a wriggling little worm like me otherwise"

"Well custard tits, maybe you've forgotten but me and Raital were best of friends when we were children. Or the part where your shitty little collar snapped and me and Raital warped off."

>>18322
Kuhral does not, and never has, cared about the rules.

"We didn't know love because we were never allowed to. Haven't you ever wondered why so many people spend their lives searching for it? Don't you think that all these people might be on to something great? Mother did her best to keep these feelings from us, but she couldn't steal our free will. And with that free will I chose love. You could make that choice, too, Kuhral."

Our love is the love that will pierce the heavens!

>>18325
She cares about her own set of twisted rules. Which we have actually won in, for once. We have solid evidence this time, and her promise to not cheat, instead of no such promise and the fact that we thought she was playing within lawful rules, not what SHE thought was right or not.

>>18297
"I wasn't talking about the love between me and Raital."

Look down.

"Oh Cheeeryl~"

"Raital, come out here and wield me like a sword"

>>18297
"And?
An engineered relationship is better than being completely alone."

Pull out your Bloodsword and stab Kuhral in the face with it.

No letting her grab it. No Bullshit about being unable to use it.

Man up. Use your Sword. Stab her, headbutt the stab-wound, kick her off your sandworm, then go rescue your friends BIG FUCKING HERO style.

Laugh.

"YOU love me. You broke your nose to disguise the bleeding."

>>18333
..Are you the one ninny that keeps suggesting violent things that will just get us killed?

Are you trolling?

Or do you just refuse to pay attention to how these things work?

>>18336
Reaver isn't accepting anything else that we can come up with.

>>18336
Well to give him some credit i'm about to suggest that mudy just pees himself.

>>18336

Nope, I'm pretty much the one that has been trumpeting the "Violence won't solve our issues, we need great big speeches and oratory to solve all our issues" horn throughout the quest.

Noticed yet how that set of resolutions has produced, on average, bad results?

Noticed how we never HAVE actually attempted to get violent with a foe, precicely because "It just won't work"?

I'm tired of ignoring a resolution path "Just because it won't work".

I'd like to try something new.

"Haha... ha. That's all you have, Kuhral? Try to pick apart what I have? Your life is empty. You'll never be king. All you know how to do is whatever mommy says, scampering around like the animal you are, feeling strong because you can lie and kill. Get out of my sight."

You had the power all along, Mudy!
Dance. Dance like you've never danced before. DANCE.

>>18339
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Do you realize the kind of gap in strength we are dealing with?

This isn't PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL quest. We have realistic limitations in our capability. Just getting pissed off enough won't magically make us win because we are the main character.

But fine. I fully endorse Reaver taking every violent suggestion that comes up just so we can see him have to reload from the auto save where MUDY IS NOT DEAD a million times.

That should be awesome.

...Kuhral, she had thought the sword was completely gone, that it was wiped with my memories. We both only recently found it again.
*sigh*
Not only that, but you also claim that we cannot feel love. However, we were able to break through Darkbeing and your collar. Those were of your design, sister. How do you think those were broken? And who says we can't feel love? Our mother? Or do you honestly know that for yourself?

>>18297
"...Who told you that Kuhral?
Mother?
Just because she created us to be monsters doesn't mean we have to be.
That's why I stood up to her.
Because I refused to let her make me a monster.
You can stand up to her too you know.
You might act like a monster, but I know somewhere in there is a decent caring being.
Don't let Mother tell you who to be."

"Hmph.. Love or no love. I still look better than you in a dress."

>18342

I know what we've been TOLD the gap is.

I also know that we've summoned Sandstorms and commanded guards to act against their interest with the power of our voice.

MAAAAAYBE, the posted, informed "Power Levels" aren't 100% accurate.

MAYBE, Just Maybe, Mudy, as a character, is sick of dealing with every. single. character. he. meets. being able to fucking murder him apart without thought or reason. Maybe he's tired and apathetic of them constantly reminding him of the fact that he only survives by their surfeit and sanction.

Maybe the daily stress of having to tapdance on eggshells around demi-gods and super-soldiers has finally driven our little 'boldling to just. Stop. CARING. that everything around him can kill him without thought.

It's old hat. Old news. Passe.

Maybe he's a little tired of being told what a worthless, weak, ineffectual worm he is, and then having that demonstrated and proven to him.

Maybe, just maybe, that sword we shoved down our neck might just act as a spine.

>>18347

so since he's tired of all that, he's going to throw himself suicidally at someone who Stormprague specifically mentioned was out of his league?

That's a pretty logical course of action.

>>18348
Being completely helpless is actually a real good reason to want to kill yourself.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)17:59 No. 18352 ID: fb5d8e
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"An engineered relationship is better than being completely alone."
Mudy jumps off Kuhral's lap. He focuses intently!
>"Raital, come out here and wield me like a sword!!"

>animooted

>>18352

Oh Shit!

>>18352
And now we apologize to Raital for causing all this mess by not spending enough time with her and letting her learn from us by example.

Ho, sheet!

Oh, shit?

>>18352

Oooooh, shit!

Oh shiiiiit

>>18352
oh crap

>animated Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)18:09 No. 18370 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Nya~?"

Guys I think this just went beyond "oh shit."

Me thinks we cut the sand worm in half too.

>>18370
Don't let the sword hit ya where the Lord split ya!
Ha! But I kid the dead catgirl...

>>18370
Um...

Hm.

>>18370
WHY DO THE PRETTY ONES ALWAYS DIE?

What..? She was hot.

>>18370
So how much exp did we get and what loot did she drop... oh wait shes naked... does that decrease our exp gain?

>>18370
FUCK YEAR
GO TEAM MUDY
WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING OTHER THAN DIPLOMACY

...Though I get the feeling that this method of attack is less than, er, precise.

I hope Cheryl is okay. :<

Claim the blood, Mudy! Make her power your own!

"One. That is the number of blows it took to defeat you, for you are nothing compared to our love."

Quickly, bathe in or drink some of that blood, she was the second strongest Blutjaeger, that shit counts for something!

"Raital... What I said was wrong. I can't blame you for what the Skullking did to you, but I can blame myself for my hubris in thinking I could repair a lifetime of horrors in barely a week...
Just promise me this much though... Don't throw anyone unless it's absolutely a dire threat to have them around anymore. Nothing anyone could say would ever make me doubt you."

"...Although technically you may have saved their lives from Kuhral."

>>18383
Raital too. Have a wild sex romp in the blood, absorbing all that power.

Jesus guys, she just wanted to play some rock paper scissors. Over-reacting much?

Drink that delicious Catblood, Mudy.

GROW STRONG LIKE MOUNTAIN.

Jump into the air and high five Raital.

>>18387
>Jesus guys, she just wanted to play some rock paper scissors
Except the stakes for that last round were set at MUDY'S LIFE.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Drinking her blood may be a.. ah.. bad idea.
For many reasons.

>>18392
You mean AIDS?

>>18392
We'll become a sexy catgirl?
I see no downside to this.

Take her Blutjagerness. The Skullking did it to you. Lhura Lhura put it back. We should be able to steal Kuhral's Blutjagerness.

>>18386
>>18383

Raital wouldn't approve. I'm dead certain of that. She made quite a deal of it when we drank hers.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)18:25 No. 18400 ID: fb5d8e
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Raital lands next to Mudy, towering above him. Mudy immediatly feels safe and warm.
He swallows his nerves.
>"R-Raital... What I said was wrong. I can't blame you for what the Skullking did to you, but I can blame myself for my hubris in thinking I could repair a lifetime of horrors in barely a week.."

Raital grunts.
>"I can't leave you alone anyway.."

Cheryl doesn't seem at all bothered with what is going on on top of her.

Make sure she's dead.

High five Raital.

Feast on XP and/or blood and/or flesh.

Guys I kind of feel bad now.
We just got through telling her no one loved her and then we killed her.
...Lets give her a burial or something at least.

>>18400
Mudy look up..

:3c

>>18400
But first, lets ask Raital if she knows about the meaning behind the name Blutjaeger, and if our power might come from blood.

Hug, kiss and tell her you'll be there as soon as those two are safely aboard if she promises to not toss our allies again. Make it sound like a joke.

>>18400
...Poke her clitoris

Ok.. uhh...

First, need to make sure she's dead. Never freaking know. Second, you're already heading back to the others Raital threw, it's how she caught up, and third, needs some looking up and blushing action.

Oh my... You wield my sword so skillfully...

>>18403
Why should we, shes the one that just told us we can't love, I don't see why killing her proves that we can but... um... err... OH WAIT! She wanted us to be her sex slave. Yeah there's a reason.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)18:35 No. 18412 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy inches closer to make sure Kuhral is dead.

He suddenly hears a familiar sound.

>"Nyan nyaaa~ Nyan nyaaa~"

>>18412
Does this mean no exp?

>>18412
Um. What?

Damn Blutjaegers.

>>18412
Hide behind Raital's leg like a little girl.

>>18412
Give your dying sister some butterfly kisses with your fabulous eyelashes.

>>18403
fuck no, she was a bitch.

>>18412
FUCKING CAT. Get Raital to stab that bitch in the head.

>>18412
"...Kuhral, I can see your ovaries."

>>18412

Fucking were-creatures.

Need silver to make her stay dead.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)18:42 No. 18430 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Nyaaaaa, Raital and Latral are shooo meeeaan nyaaa~
>Now I only have eight livesh left nyaaaa~
>I gotta shtart aaall oooovveeerrr nyyyaaaaaan nyaaaa~~"

Awwwwww. Can we keep it?

>>18430
HOLY SHIT
CAPTURE THAT PUSSY BEFORE IT GETS AWAY

>>18430
what

>>18430
"You're a kitty!"

http://xkcd.com/231/

Oh my god you keep that fucking kitten holy shit it is fucking adorable

D'awww!

>>18430
Hug it. Give it to Raital so she can hug it. Make it feel loved.

Suggestion 2009/07/30(Thu)18:44 No. 18438 ID: 8a66e4
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>>18430
UGH. Well, I guess we can keep this up a while.

>>18430

PUT CAT ON HEAD!

Should we kill it?

>>18430

Let's make sure this bitch doesn't get away.

Do we still have one of those old collars? If so let's slap a collar on her.

>>18430
"That's seven too many. Raital? Skin her."

>>18430
..TAME HER.

TEACH HER TO BE A NICE KITTY AND DO TRICKS.

A fresh start, a new outlook.

Take her with you, promise her a new life and a chance to see that love is more than just a lie.
Show her there is more to life than the evil the Skullking has taught them.

Aww, come 'ere li'l kuh-kuh, I'll give you some catnip~

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/07/30(Thu)18:46 No. 18446 ID: acdc9b
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A cat.

It is fine too.

>>18430
....There really is no choice, we now have an animal companion.

We shall love it and treat it well while handling its care as a means for the two of us to bond more.

>>18430
"... What do you say Raital?
Can we keep her?
It'd keep her out of trouble, at least."

This works out, I was feeling pretty guilty there for a moment.

Well now she should be a hell of a lot easier to kill eight more times, better get to choppin.

>>18430
>>18434
FUCK

ITS A HOUSECAT

MUDY RUN

>>18430
Quick! Kneel on it and attach a collar!

Hug the kitty!

GOD DAMNIT THIS IS /tg/! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE EVILS OF THE CATKIND? THE MIASMA, KITTENS EVERYWHERE, DEVOURING OUR FOOD, WRITHING ABOUT IN THE CORPSES IN FEVERED COITUS

NO.
NOOOO. WE MUST BUTCHER AND EAT THIS FIEND BEFORE IT CAN SPREAD.

Now she's only a danger to level one commoners? But yeah. Probably ought to show her there's more to life than kill kill masochism sadism kill.

>>18455
Quiet you, we are a Kobold on a worm, not a dwarf in a fortress, in which case I would have agreed with you.

>>18448
Not as a pet by the way.
She's still KUHRAL.
But she's weak and we can keep her with us so she doesn't do something stupid.
...On second though just chuck her into the desert.

Hooray! Now Mudy has someone he can carry around instead of having it done to him!

>>18460
>...On second though just chuck her into the desert.
Yeah, just let her LEAVE.

She's so cuuuute~ lets keep her.

...but she's sleeping in the other tent.

>>18430
"...looks like you're stuck with us for now, I suppose."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)18:58 No. 18468 ID: fb5d8e
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>"YOU'RE A KITTY!"
, Mudy blurts out against all his reason. He quickly regains his posture.
Kuhral responds with a sweet meow.

>"... What do you say, Raital?"
, Mudy asks.
>"Can we keep her? It'd keep her out of trouble, at least."

Raital unceremoniously jams Blutschwert back into Mudy's head.
>"She'll be your responsibility."
, she replies dryly.

Kuhral meows happily.
>"Nyan nyaaa~
>Now I get to be the little shishter nyaaa~"

Mudy feels Cheryl vibrate with excitement.
>"~~~CUUUTEEEEYY~~~IIII FOOOUUNNDD YYOOOUUURRR FRRRIIEEEENNNDSSSS~~~"

Pick up the kitty and pet it.

"No, we just like Kuhral when she's a cute little kitty~"

I say we should keep her and make her teach us about being a blutjaeger. Find out what we can do.

>>18468
Okay, we can do this. We just have to make sure Goldwomb and Bladetree are willing to be reasonable too.

>>18468
Okay, we can do this. We just have to make sure Goldwomb and Bladetree are willing to be reasonable too.

>>18470

And maybe we can give her speech lessons in return.

Get to your feet, rubbing your head, muttering "I'll never get used to that." again.
Then hail the two, and hope they don't run at the sight of Raital. Then, damage control. >_>

>>18468
Find a cage and/or a collar. She may be kawaii desu, but she's still our evil as fuck sister.

>>18468
HOORAY! Celebrate by hugging Kuhral and squealing with glee.

Go pick them up, tell them there was a slight misunderstanding and that we're sorry for any inconvenience.

>>18468
NOW MUDY BREAK HER NOSE LIKE SHE DID YOURS

I still say we kill it.

>>18480
Then go build a fortress of the Dwarf variety.

>>18468

Pick cat up, and pet it absentmindedly. "Good, then let's pick them up. I've got to go and make sure that they're both alright. We may also have to bring Bladetree to a port if he's very upset."

>>18468
"You can be the little sister, but you have to be good.
If you do anything bad we might have to leave you all alone.
And no one wants that now do they?"
And then lets jump off and get ready to apologize to Bladetree and Axebeard.

>>18486
Hell no. We aren't going to be a limp noodle here. We VERY firmly establish the rules with this piece of shit if we're going to drag it along.

Let's play it off like we knew Kuhral was there the whole time and did it to keep them safe.

>>18491
...That could work, maybe.

still need to apologize and talk about working together and all that.

We need to be stern, but we don't need to be a complete jackass. Jackass older brothers always make people evil.

>>18490
Well that's what I was trying to do.
I was just trying to speak her language so she would be more inclined to listen

>>18494
You sure are quick to forget how utterly evil an individual we're dealing with here.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)19:19 No. 18498 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy picks up Kuhral.
>"You can be the little sister, but you have to be good. If you do anything bad we might have to leave you all alone.And no one wants that now do they?"

Kuhral begins purring pleasantly.
>"Nyan nyaaa~ I'll be a good little shishter nyaaa~"
, she meows.

>>18495
She doesn't have much of a problem with being left alone to begin with.

>>18498
Okay.

Lets go down and talk with Bladetree and Goldwomb.

>>18498

Now. Lets get her spaid.

>>18498
"You better be, or I might break YOUR nose for a change."

>>18498
Watch yourself Mudy - she may be cute, but she'd still happily bust your nose and/or balls if she could.

And we're not entirely certain she still *can't*.

>>18498
Alright then. Now to go pick up the others. >_>

>>18504
Being mean never helped. Let's see how well our friends took their trip.

>>18498
She's staying with Goldwomb and Bladetree, though.
If she watches us and raital have sex, then we're going to have a bloodflow problem.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)19:24 No. 18513 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Good, then let's pick up Bladetree and Axebeard."
, Mudy orders.
>"I've got to go and make sure that they're both alright. We may also havmmphh mph mmmhmmph--"

Mudy suddenly gets his robe pulled over his head.
Kuhral jumps on his head.

>"You're going to catch a cold, idiot."
, Raital grumbles

Fuck yes! Cat. On. Head. Fuck Yeah!

>>18513
Smile gleefully and thank Raital. Then jump down and go get Goldwomb and Bladetree. Think about family and what fun you may still be able to have.

>>18513
"Thanks." :3

>>18513
...yeah, this is a situation where "I'm mad at you but I don't want you hurt". Pre-empting this, just don't say anything to her until tomorrow.

>>18513

"Yes. Thank you Raital."

Leave cat on head, look for companions.

>>18513
Flick Khural on the back of the head

>>18513

Well, we dont want to catch a cold. Lets go inside and keep our sister warm as well. Can't have her getting sick.