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18117 No. 18117 ID: fb5d8e

>BEGIN CHAPTER 29
>"The High Priestess, Reversed"



>Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/
>Textdiscussion in /questdis/
>Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/
>Join us on IRC as big fat cat tat slaps: Rizon, #rubyquest
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No. 18445 ID: 684c9b

Aww, come 'ere li'l kuh-kuh, I'll give you some catnip~
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No. 18446 ID: acdc9b
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18446

A cat.

It is fine too.
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No. 18447 ID: 6164e0

>>18430
....There really is no choice, we now have an animal companion.

We shall love it and treat it well while handling its care as a means for the two of us to bond more.
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No. 18448 ID: f44349

>>18430
"... What do you say Raital?
Can we keep her?
It'd keep her out of trouble, at least."
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No. 18449 ID: bffa2a

This works out, I was feeling pretty guilty there for a moment.
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No. 18450 ID: 5dd9f1

Well now she should be a hell of a lot easier to kill eight more times, better get to choppin.
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No. 18451 ID: 227d44

>>18430
>>18434
FUCK

ITS A HOUSECAT

MUDY RUN
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No. 18452 ID: 6dec56

>>18430
Quick! Kneel on it and attach a collar!
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No. 18453 ID: 1b3eb5

Hug the kitty!
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No. 18455 ID: 8a66e4

GOD DAMNIT THIS IS /tg/! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE EVILS OF THE CATKIND? THE MIASMA, KITTENS EVERYWHERE, DEVOURING OUR FOOD, WRITHING ABOUT IN THE CORPSES IN FEVERED COITUS

NO.
NOOOO. WE MUST BUTCHER AND EAT THIS FIEND BEFORE IT CAN SPREAD.
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No. 18457 ID: a3b36a

Now she's only a danger to level one commoners? But yeah. Probably ought to show her there's more to life than kill kill masochism sadism kill.
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No. 18458 ID: 45afb1

>>18455
Quiet you, we are a Kobold on a worm, not a dwarf in a fortress, in which case I would have agreed with you.
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No. 18460 ID: f44349

>>18448
Not as a pet by the way.
She's still KUHRAL.
But she's weak and we can keep her with us so she doesn't do something stupid.
...On second though just chuck her into the desert.
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No. 18461 ID: 5dd9f1

Hooray! Now Mudy has someone he can carry around instead of having it done to him!
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No. 18462 ID: 8a66e4

>>18460
>...On second though just chuck her into the desert.
Yeah, just let her LEAVE.
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No. 18465 ID: 476456

She's so cuuuute~ lets keep her.

...but she's sleeping in the other tent.
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No. 18466 ID: 96945d

>>18430
"...looks like you're stuck with us for now, I suppose."
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No. 18468 ID: fb5d8e
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18468

>"YOU'RE A KITTY!"
, Mudy blurts out against all his reason. He quickly regains his posture.
Kuhral responds with a sweet meow.

>"... What do you say, Raital?"
, Mudy asks.
>"Can we keep her? It'd keep her out of trouble, at least."

Raital unceremoniously jams Blutschwert back into Mudy's head.
>"She'll be your responsibility."
, she replies dryly.

Kuhral meows happily.
>"Nyan nyaaa~
>Now I get to be the little shishter nyaaa~"

Mudy feels Cheryl vibrate with excitement.
>"~~~CUUUTEEEEYY~~~IIII FOOOUUNNDD YYOOOUUURRR FRRRIIEEEENNNDSSSS~~~"
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No. 18469 ID: 62ec90

Pick up the kitty and pet it.

"No, we just like Kuhral when she's a cute little kitty~"
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No. 18470 ID: a3b36a

I say we should keep her and make her teach us about being a blutjaeger. Find out what we can do.
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No. 18471 ID: 6164e0

>>18468
Okay, we can do this. We just have to make sure Goldwomb and Bladetree are willing to be reasonable too.
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No. 18472 ID: 6164e0

>>18468
Okay, we can do this. We just have to make sure Goldwomb and Bladetree are willing to be reasonable too.
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No. 18473 ID: 0be0fc

>>18470

And maybe we can give her speech lessons in return.
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No. 18474 ID: 96945d

Get to your feet, rubbing your head, muttering "I'll never get used to that." again.
Then hail the two, and hope they don't run at the sight of Raital. Then, damage control. >_>
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No. 18475 ID: 9b9b83

>>18468
Find a cage and/or a collar. She may be kawaii desu, but she's still our evil as fuck sister.
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No. 18476 ID: 45afb1

>>18468
HOORAY! Celebrate by hugging Kuhral and squealing with glee.
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No. 18477 ID: 684c9b

Go pick them up, tell them there was a slight misunderstanding and that we're sorry for any inconvenience.
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No. 18478 ID: 8a66e4

>>18468
NOW MUDY BREAK HER NOSE LIKE SHE DID YOURS
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No. 18480 ID: 197650

I still say we kill it.
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No. 18482 ID: 45afb1

>>18480
Then go build a fortress of the Dwarf variety.
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No. 18483 ID: 9e9b47

>>18468

Pick cat up, and pet it absentmindedly. "Good, then let's pick them up. I've got to go and make sure that they're both alright. We may also have to bring Bladetree to a port if he's very upset."
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No. 18486 ID: f44349

>>18468
"You can be the little sister, but you have to be good.
If you do anything bad we might have to leave you all alone.
And no one wants that now do they?"
And then lets jump off and get ready to apologize to Bladetree and Axebeard.
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No. 18490 ID: 8a66e4

>>18486
Hell no. We aren't going to be a limp noodle here. We VERY firmly establish the rules with this piece of shit if we're going to drag it along.
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No. 18491 ID: 5dd9f1

Let's play it off like we knew Kuhral was there the whole time and did it to keep them safe.
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No. 18492 ID: 6164e0

>>18491
...That could work, maybe.

still need to apologize and talk about working together and all that.
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No. 18494 ID: 96945d

We need to be stern, but we don't need to be a complete jackass. Jackass older brothers always make people evil.
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No. 18495 ID: f44349

>>18490
Well that's what I was trying to do.
I was just trying to speak her language so she would be more inclined to listen
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No. 18496 ID: 8a66e4

>>18494
You sure are quick to forget how utterly evil an individual we're dealing with here.
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No. 18498 ID: fb5d8e
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18498

Mudy picks up Kuhral.
>"You can be the little sister, but you have to be good. If you do anything bad we might have to leave you all alone.And no one wants that now do they?"

Kuhral begins purring pleasantly.
>"Nyan nyaaa~ I'll be a good little shishter nyaaa~"
, she meows.
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No. 18500 ID: 8a66e4

>>18495
She doesn't have much of a problem with being left alone to begin with.
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No. 18502 ID: 6164e0

>>18498
Okay.

Lets go down and talk with Bladetree and Goldwomb.
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No. 18503 ID: 335096

>>18498

Now. Lets get her spaid.
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No. 18504 ID: 8a66e4

>>18498
"You better be, or I might break YOUR nose for a change."
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No. 18505 ID: 9b9b83

>>18498
Watch yourself Mudy - she may be cute, but she'd still happily bust your nose and/or balls if she could.

And we're not entirely certain she still *can't*.
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No. 18506 ID: 96945d

>>18498
Alright then. Now to go pick up the others. >_>
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No. 18508 ID: 6c735f

>>18504
Being mean never helped. Let's see how well our friends took their trip.
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No. 18511 ID: 9a71e2

>>18498
She's staying with Goldwomb and Bladetree, though.
If she watches us and raital have sex, then we're going to have a bloodflow problem.
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No. 18513 ID: fb5d8e
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18513

>"Good, then let's pick up Bladetree and Axebeard."
, Mudy orders.
>"I've got to go and make sure that they're both alright. We may also havmmphh mph mmmhmmph--"

Mudy suddenly gets his robe pulled over his head.
Kuhral jumps on his head.

>"You're going to catch a cold, idiot."
, Raital grumbles
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No. 18516 ID: 335096

Fuck yes! Cat. On. Head. Fuck Yeah!
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No. 18517 ID: 45afb1

>>18513
Smile gleefully and thank Raital. Then jump down and go get Goldwomb and Bladetree. Think about family and what fun you may still be able to have.
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No. 18519 ID: f44349

>>18513
"Thanks." :3
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No. 18520 ID: 96945d

>>18513
...yeah, this is a situation where "I'm mad at you but I don't want you hurt". Pre-empting this, just don't say anything to her until tomorrow.
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No. 18521 ID: 9e9b47

>>18513

"Yes. Thank you Raital."

Leave cat on head, look for companions.
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No. 18522 ID: 8a66e4

>>18513
Flick Khural on the back of the head
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No. 18523 ID: 335096

>>18513

Well, we dont want to catch a cold. Lets go inside and keep our sister warm as well. Can't have her getting sick.
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No. 18534 ID: fb5d8e
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18534

>"Yes. Thank you Raital."
, Mudy says gently.
He hops off Cheryl to find his companions, but is snatched out of the air and placed somewhere higher.

Raital begins to walk with a fast pace.
>"Let's go find your dumb friends, stupid moron."


>End of chapter 29
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No. 18537 ID: 45afb1

>>18534
HOORAY! HAPPY FAMILY TOTEM POLE OF GOOD END!
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No. 18540 ID: 335096

Yay.

But damn, those cat's eyes. Evil man, evil.
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No. 18544 ID: f44349

>>18540
Seriously, we have to keep an eye on her.
She might be cute, but that doesn't mean she isn't still a bitch.
...We're gonna have to think of some way to get rid of her.
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No. 18546 ID: 2dd482

>>18534
>Let's go find your dumb friends, stupid moron."
>"You're going to catch a cold, idiot."
> Raital grumbles

SO TSUNDERE
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No. 18547 ID: 45afb1

>>18544
NO HURT THE KITTY! We can fix her by giving her the love and freedom the Skullking never gave her. This is for lack of a better phrase, a literal second chance. So all we have to do is NOT FUCK IT UP. Good luck with that.
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No. 18553 ID: 9a71e2

>>18546
>TSO TSUNDERE
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No. 18556 ID: a3b36a

Theory: every time Mudy gets the blutschwert jammed back into him, the excess blood going back into him causes him to get an erection.
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No. 18557 ID: 8a66e4

>>18556
Well I know *I* get an erection.
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No. 18561 ID: 015aae

Not only is this a constant railroad, the plot no longer makes any sense. I am ashamed of reading up until now. Although, I guess that would be my fault - nice trolling Reaver, you have really outdone yourself.
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No. 18562 ID: f98e0b

>>18561
:V
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No. 18564 ID: 67c611

>>18561
:V
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No. 18565 ID: 6c735f

>>18561
:V
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No. 18566 ID: 40dc56

>>18561
:V
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No. 18567 ID: 684c9b

>>18561
:V
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No. 18568 ID: da5997

:V
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No. 18570 ID: 9b9b83

>>18561
:V
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No. 18571 ID: 335096

>>18561
:V
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No. 18573 ID: c01408

>>18561
V:
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No. 18575 ID: 35cea2

>>18573

:V
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No. 18577 ID: 2abfb1

>>18561
V:
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No. 18578 ID: 9a71e2

>>18561
.V.
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No. 18579 ID: f98e0b

>>18561
>:B
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No. 18580 ID: 35cea2

>>18579

V:V
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No. 18581 ID: 96945d

Why did I start this
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No. 18588 ID: f98e0b

what do you mean you
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No. 18605 ID: 6164e0

Huh, since the last Mudy level up, he has:

-Learned his past as the Fifth Blutjaeger.

-Tricked the Mercenary Stormplague into chasing a false target to protect Raital.

-Befriended a Sandworm.

-Returned Darkmoon Dagger to her father, Prince Darkmoon Rapier.

-Convinced Darkmoon Rapier to support rebellion against the Skullking.

-Escaped the trap in the Oracle Cave lain by the Lich, Calavera.

-Spoke with Empress Darkmoon Arrow, and agreed to bring her last wishes to her children.

-Convinced three more of Empress Arrow's five progeny to support a rebellion against the Skullking.

-Escaped capture by swinging out a window to a lower floor with a makeshift rope.

-Threw off pursuers by faking a fall into the distant pool with a pillow.

-Escaped enslavement and survived alone in a sandstorm without supplies or gear.

-Discovered the identity and means of death for the Emperor of Firewater.

-Impressed a fay so much that he was thrown back through time.

-Convinced Darkmoon Bolt of her father's love and his true means of death and garnered her support.

-By means of time travel prevented the Lich Calavera from murdering Darkmoon Bolt.

-Rescued Sir Bladetree and Axebeard Goldwomb from being enslaved.

-Progressed our relationship with Raital by applying gained relationship advice.

-Resolved the issues in the royal family of Firewater over ruling the nation.

-Regained our lost Blutshcwertz and drank of the blood of the Fourth Blutjaeger, Raital.

-Defeated Kuhrahl, the second Blutjaeger.
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No. 18606 ID: 9a71e2

>>18605
I think a powerchart is in order.
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No. 18613 ID: 45afb1

>>18605
I do say we have been quite busy haven't we.
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No. 18622 ID: bd7486

>>18553
General Tso Tsundere
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No. 18624 ID: d2ea61

>>18605

His existence is filled with badassery, alright. He did pretty awesome shit before too, although in less huge volumes. Outriddling an archlich, taking his army, convincing a Blutjaeger not to kill him before his windpipe was crushed, outwitting Stormplague the mercenary (haha, yeah, I'm not serious with this one) and succesfully tricking a master of deceit are the first ones to come to mind.
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No. 18672 ID: 6faa8c

Argh, Where is 23-28?

I can't catch up ;-;
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No. 18673 ID: 335096

>>18672

In the Archives. Must have just moved there.
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No. 18674 ID: ed8d8a

>>18672
They're in the starch dude. Chill, and learn to operate a website
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No. 18675 ID: 6faa8c

>>18673
>>18674
I just got through reading all three pages of the archives. Last one is 23, last post is the darkmoon family powerchart.

And what is the starch?!
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No. 18676 ID: 6faa8c

>>18675
Fuck me with a banana and call me a damn monkey. there they are
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No. 18677 ID: 335096

>>18675

Go to the archives, hit refresh. They're there. Seriously, they must have just been moved there.

Starch = queSTARCHives
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No. 18712 ID: fb5d8e
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18712

Mudy sneezes.

>"I told you you'd catch a cold nyan nya~"
>"I told you you'd catch a cold, stupid."
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No. 18753 ID: 6164e0

>>18712
Oh my.

Kuhrahl in her reduced state plus Raital in her (for lack of a better term) Tsundere mood are
D'AWWWWWWWW.
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No. 18767 ID: 6faa8c

>>18712
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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No. 18775 ID: 1afd58

BAWWWWWWW
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No. 18785 ID: c42a37

>>18712
Oh god, two sisters now.
Mudy is going to be nagged to death.
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No. 18804 ID: 6faa8c

>>18785
Either that or DELICIOUS THREEWAY, once he and Raital manage to get things sorted out and if she's willing to experiment.

Nyaaa~
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No. 18821 ID: 6292a8

>>18804
Raital is the only woman we could ever need!
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No. 18870 ID: 7eda8b

In b4 Kuhral still has way more HP than us.
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