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174220 No. 174220 ID: cef587

...So by our work shall we be judged,
We servants of this secret place.
And though our flesh may turn to dust,
Never will Death find Andellousia.

-Excerpt, Tablet of Abrem the Elder
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No. 204338 ID: 950529

fuck her
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No. 204345 ID: 23517c

I'm all for getting it on her face
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No. 204350 ID: c4c313

Wait, wait, wait.

You realize if you fuck her...

Her children will be descended from your ancestors!

This is a much better plan than going out to find Andellousia all by yourself.
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No. 204355 ID: 701a19

>>204350
YES! You aren't allowed to leave for Andellousia until you have conceived an heir and imparted the vital knowledge on to, if not your heir, then at least your heir's mother.

Illeena is here, willing, and able. If your duty demands you throw your life away on a futile quest, then it doubly demands that you leave children to repeat your mistakes.
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No. 204358 ID: 08aa7e

>>204350
this actually makes sense.
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No. 204362 ID: 969e74

Hey, ease up on the guy! Maybe he doesn't dig chicks, or just this chick in particular.
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No. 204373 ID: a7a85a

Or you could, you know, -not- burden another generation with this task.

I'm with you, Kafiq. Get this girl out of harms way, complete your journey.

If you return home or even if you decide to stay wherever you wind up, there will be plenty of time to find a woman you're actually drawn to. There's nothing worse than being trapped in a relationship with someone you don't want to be in one with to begin with, no matter how much you like them as a person.
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No. 204416 ID: 476456

oh come on, your best friend is a little deserving of some sugar dont you think? just a little~
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No. 204423 ID: 8ce2bf

>>204416
A little sugar and a lot of protein.
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No. 204439 ID: 1a99f0

>>204423
as great as that would be, I'm almost positive it has no chance of getting enough votes.
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No. 204452 ID: 6547ec

>>204439

She is going to keep sticking around as long as you keep being all contrary; I guess you might as well indulge her a LITTLE.

Can't make things any worse, can it?
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No. 204515 ID: 1a99f0

for what it's worth, i'm all for painting her face.
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No. 204609 ID: 5696f7

Find any excuse to reject her! Like uh, uh, you were sick yesterday!
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No. 206684 ID: b4b04d
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206684

I don't want to get more involved than would be right, especially since I don't know how long I'll be gone. But it seems Illeena will need something more before she considers this matter settled.

"If I do this, you have to promise not to follow me anymore."
>"I will, I promise."
"Okay then... ah, well... you might want to close your eyes..."
>"O-okay..."
"Ready?"
>"Ready."
"Okay..."
>"Ah! H-hey, Kafiq! You almost got it in my eye!"
"I'm sorry. To be honest, I've never done this before."
>"It feels nice though. Get it all over me~ ♥"
"...don't talk like that."
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No. 206685 ID: a594b9

>>206684
What're you doing?
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No. 206688 ID: 8ce2bf

You're so rough, Kafiq~♥
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No. 206689 ID: 2362cd

zoom in to them doing something that no one is expecting.
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No. 206690 ID: b4b04d
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206690

"Come on, stop squirming or you'll make a mess."
>"Sorry, it just feels weird."

What am I doing? I'm painting her face, like you suggested. It makes sense -- it is an old custom in our village, a symbolic oath.
All I had to do was find a few arobaro roots just under the sand and extract some of their creamy pigment. Not a hard task.

With this gesture, I cement our friendship, and promise we will see each other again. Hopefully she'll be satisfied.

>"How does it look?"
"It looks fine, but I told you, I've nevr really done this before."
>"Oh I wish I had a mirror!"
"I'm not even done yet!"
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No. 206692 ID: 6547ec

Make sure that you open up the Wi-Fi connection afterward, so everyone can see your wonderful artistry.
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No. 206694 ID: 8e7d2a

Looks pretty good for your first time, Kafiq. Do any of the specific symbols have a special meaning?
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No. 206702 ID: d97d76

>>206690
draw an eagle!
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No. 206706 ID: a594b9

>>206690
This isn't like promising to marry her, is it?
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No. 206711 ID: 8ce2bf

>>206690
Does Illeena get to paint your face too?
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No. 206720 ID: b4b04d
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206720

No, it's not like a wedding vow. It's just a gesture to show sincerity and friendship, and a promise to return.

It wouldn't be proper to sleep in the tent with Illeena, but more importantly, I have to keep watch for any dangers. So I'll spend the night outside. Thankfully, at least, it seems like a quiet night.

>"Kafiq, you know, if you change your mind, it's much warmer in here."
"Okay, Illeena. I will keep that in mind."
>"Okay, well, just saying~♥"

This is going to be a long night.
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No. 206722 ID: 8ce2bf

>>206720
Remember to watch for dangers coming from the tent in the form of a naked purple girl. And I guess watch out for those mating Brakas too.
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No. 206725 ID: a594b9

>>206720
Y'know I'd ask why you don't want to have sex with her but I figure it's because you know she'd get the wrong idea about it. She'd assume you're gonna marry her, instead of it being... y'know. Friend sex.
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No. 206727 ID: 8e7d2a

So!

Do the stars look good tonight, Kafiq?
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No. 206729 ID: b4b04d
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206729

The stars are muted by the wispy clouds that trail over the night sky, tempting the sand-dwellers with the vain hope of water.

It's very beautiful, though.

~

I must have fallen asleep. It is still dark, and I awaken slowly to the sound of shuffling cloth and the sensation of a hand upon me.
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No. 206731 ID: 8e7d2a

UH-OHHHHHHHHH

I don't suppose you happen to have your sword on you?
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No. 206732 ID: 8ce2bf

>>206729
Oh no you are being attacked! Grasp wildly at the attacker and tackle them down.
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No. 206733 ID: 3416ec

Grab the hand and pulllllllllll.
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No. 206734 ID: 0b2a05

Hm, she's probably bad at keeping watch... but maybe you could catnap in the day without her messing it up.
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No. 206736 ID: 1501c8

it's Illeena again.
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No. 206739 ID: 969e74

Probably her, but peek carefully anyways.
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No. 206741 ID: 6547ec

Don't let her sell you anything. She already took most of your money.
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No. 206742 ID: f58d30

>>206733
This would be your best choice. You don't know who could that be. Pull and prepare to fight if you have to.
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No. 206743 ID: b4b04d
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206743

In my haze, I think it's Illeena, but caution tells me to take no chances. I rise suddenly, grabbing the arm.

...it's not Illeena.
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No. 206744 ID: fddd61

>>206743
"Hi, who are you?"
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No. 206745 ID: 0b2a05

That's not a brakas right
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No. 206746 ID: 6547ec

Compliment it on its apparently gentle touch.
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No. 206747 ID: a594b9

>A brakas is a rough, monstrous creature with a thirst for fresh blood. They're about fifteen feet tall, and as wide as a barn. I should be careful should I see any.

WELP.

I guess you could lead it on a wild goose chase until it's sufficiently far away from your camp.

Or you could try talking to it.
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No. 206748 ID: 12ba96

Is this a brakas?

Because that look on its face seems an awful lot like a breeding look.

...actually, you might want to run even if it isn't a brakas.
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No. 206750 ID: b390a2

wait... it has pants. i highly doubt it is a monster if it has pants.
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No. 206751 ID: a7a85a

"What in the world could that be!?" Point behind him. Grab Illeena. Make use of bipedal locomotion, with gusto.
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No. 206752 ID: 33d299

it doesn't seem bloodthirsty as your blood is still inside your body.
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No. 206760 ID: b4b04d
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206760

I trip, stumble, and stagger in fear and confusion as I run to the tent, for Illeena.

"ILLEENA! BRAKAS! WE HAVE TO GO, NOW!"
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No. 206761 ID: 2e70a2

i find it funny that he went through all that trouble convincing her to leave and now he is forced to take her with him anyway.
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No. 206791 ID: f58d30

>>206760
Holy shit run.
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No. 206792 ID: 6a5a08

That Brakas looks a lot like an Ogre-Nan.
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No. 206795 ID: a7a85a

>>206792

Dompag does get around.
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