Invite Ed Pastry and Gnome over for a pleasant game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Argue over which edition to play.

Weaver: troll Reaver on the internet.

Reaver> Sucker punch Weaver.

Reaver: Enquire how Weaver got that fantabulous tan.

Reaver: Determine why weaver is indecent.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)09:26 No. 16944 ID: fb5d8e
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Reaver follows Weaver to her room to enquire how she got that fantabulous tan, but Weaver is already too busy trolling Reaver on the internet.

Reaver determines that Weaver is indecent because she is a filthy exhibitionist and a horrible person.

>>16944

Reaver rape Weaver.

Both: Consider tidying the room, decide against it.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)09:34 No. 16948 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16945
>Reaver rape Weaver.
Reaver would never do such a thing to his trusted and beloved friend! They live in the same apartment for goodness' sake.

>>16946
>Both: Consider tidying the room, decide against it.
Way ahead of you, buddy.

>>16948
Reaver: Ask Weaver for consentual sex in the missionary position.
Weaver: Ask Reaver for consentual sex in the missionary position.

>>16949
YOU
SICK
FUCK

>16949

Both of you become too embarrassed to say that out loud.

Decide to have a delicious cup of Cocoa, as friends, instead.

let the unspoken sexual tension simmer between you.

>>16948

Go and flame Weaver on the internet.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)09:55 No. 16954 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16949
>Reaver: Ask Weaver for consentual sex in the missionary position.
>Weaver: Ask Reaver for consentual sex in the missionary position.

The two friends turn to eachother.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)09:56 No. 16958 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16951
>Both of you become too embarrassed to say that out loud.

>>16952
>let the unspoken sexual tension simmer between you.

Done.

>>16958
Great, now hug.

Weaver> Strip Reaver down to his underwear IT'S CASUAL WEDNESDAY.

Weaver: Remove undergarments
Toy with Reaver's emotions

>>16958
Weaver: Cook Reaver a delicious dinner.

Switch outfits!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:11 No. 16967 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16960
>Weaver> Strip Reaver down to his underwear IT'S CASUAL WEDNESDAY.

Weaver informs Reaver that it is indeed casual wednessday and tears his yukata off.
Reaver proudly displays his Shakespear boxershorts, quoting the entirety of Sonnet 141.

>>16967
Clean your room. I mean goddamn.

>>16967
Let's go to the beach.

Both: Enjoy alcohol. Nothing can go wrong when you are drunk and only wearing your underwear.

Reaver: Yiff weaver

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:18 No. 16972 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16969
>Let's go to the beach.

The beach! What a perfect plan for casual Wednessday.
Weaver and Reaver leave their apartment. What manner of transport should they take to the beach?

>>16972
The trains. ON THE RAILROAD. YOU ARE BOTH RATHER USED TO THOSE.

(IP address has canceled troll tgchan: interrupted by bigger troll.)

>>16972
Reaver: Walk to the beach
Weaver: Piggback ride him

Weaver's monster truck

Reaver: Lift Weaver with your MANLY PHYSIQUE, like a true gentleman, and carry her to the beach

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:29 No. 16978 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16975
>Weaver's monster truck

Beach, here we come!


>>16974
>Reaver: Walk to the beach
>Weaver: Piggback ride him

>>16976
>Reaver: Lift Weaver with your MANLY PHYSIQUE, like a true gentleman, and carry her to the beach

It seems Reaver is a pussy.

>>16978
Well... get there then.

>>16978
Reaver: Congratulate Weaver on her marvelous Monster Truck.

>>16978
Well drive on. Unless you see anyone you recognise. In which case we can stop to pick them up or run over them depending on who they are.

>>16978
This made me laugh my ass off.

Godspeed.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:34 No. 16983 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16980
>Reaver: Congratulate Weaver on her marvelous Monster Truck.

Reaver congratulates Weaver on her marvelous Monster Truck.
She smiles.

The two arrive at the beach. The weather is beautiful!

>>16983
Inform Weaver that the weather is beautiful but not as beautiful as her. Savor the awkwardness that follows.

Reaver: Ask if weaver wants sex on the beach...

the cocktail that is.

Weaver: Get sand in vagina

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:42 No. 16989 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16984
>Inform Weaver that the weather is beautiful but not as beautiful as her. Savor the awkwardness that follows.

Reaver informs Weaver that the weather is beautiful but not as beautiful as her.
She smiles.
Reaver feels a little awkward.

>>16985
>Reaver: Ask if weaver wants sex on the beach...
>the cocktail that is.

Reaver asks if Weaver wants sex on the beach... The cocktail, that is. OR SHOULD HE SAY COCK TALE. LIKE IT'S A STORY ABOUT HIS COCK.
She smiles and bats her eyelashes.
Reaver suspects he's being countertrolled.

>>16989
Go swimming in a platonic way.

>>16988
Reaver, try to make a :3 face to mirror Weaver.
Weaver, try to ugh... try to make your expression change to Reaver's standard expression as if to mirror him.

>>16989
counter countertroll.

Reaver kiss Weaver

>>16988
Do stuff on the beach.
Reaver: Try not to get caught staring at Weavers Bewbage/Bottocks.
Weaver: Try not to get caught staring at Reavers Junk.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:45 No. 16994 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16991
>Reaver, try to make a :3 face to mirror Weaver.
>Weaver, try to ugh... try to make your expression change to Reaver's standard expression as if to mirror him.

UURGGHNN..
NNGHHH..
HGGGHHHH...

They don't keep it up for long.

>>16994
Laugh at the funny faces and become just that much closer to one another for having shared that moment.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:52 No. 16997 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16996
>Laugh at the funny faces and become just that much closer to one another for having shared that moment.

Weaver and Reaver have a laugh. They feel like they've grown closer.

>>16990
>Go swimming in a platonic way.

>>16993
>Do stuff on the beach.
>Reaver: Try not to get caught staring at Weavers Bewbage/Bottocks.
>Weaver: Try not to get caught staring at Reavers Junk.

The two friends leave the truck for the wonderful ocean, and splash around blissfully.
Neither is aware of the others lustful stares.

>>16997
Check out that isle.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)10:59 No. 16999 ID: fb5d8e
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>>16998
>Check out that isle.

Weaver and Reaver swim over to the small island just off the shore.
It's awesome!

>>16999
Slyly suggest to Weaver that you two could make love in the bushes here and no one could ever see it happen.

>>16999
Have a long, tight and emotional hug.

Pose as a team, 'cause shit just got metatextual.

Have the biggest beach circlejerk party ever!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)11:16 No. 17006 ID: fb5d8e
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>>17000
>Slyly suggest to Weaver that you two could make love in the bushes here and no one could ever see it happen.

Weaver agrees. They sure could!

>>17002
>Have a long, tight and emotional hug.

The two spontaniously approach eachother.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)11:17 No. 17008 ID: fb5d8e
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>>17004
>Have the biggest beach circlejerk party ever!

If only they came with more people!
Weaver and Reaver are alone on the island right now.

>>17007
DID YOU KISS I CANT TELL

>>17008
Well then just have a linejerk. Just two points, but still just as fun.

Weaver, put your leg down. It must be tired by now!

>>17008
Invite other people to this beach, declare a Beach Party!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)11:23 No. 17014 ID: fb5d8e
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>>17011
>Weaver, put your leg down. It must be tired by now!

Weaver was born this way, you insensitive boor!

>>17014
Weaver: Lament life of malformed humiliation.
Reaver: Console disheartened damsel.

>>17008
Investigate surroundings for puzzle clues, treasure, and optional party members.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)11:30 No. 17017 ID: fb5d8e
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>>17015
>Weaver: Lament life of malformed humiliation.
>Reaver: Console disheartened damsel.

Weaver laments her life of malformed himiliation.
Reaver seems to have left to do MudyQuest. What a dick.
He might be back later.

>>17017
Dammit, Reaver, quit fucking shit up! This was your perfect chance to sneakily worm yourself into her heart.

>>17017
Spin around like a ballerina. The longer you dance, the further away your problems will become.

>>17017
Go cry to the Gnome seeking comfort.

>>17017
>Hare: Wonder where Guu went off to.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)22:58 No. 17793 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh! Reaver has returned.
He apologizes for leaving so suddenly.

>>17793
Do cartwheels.
Use distractions to gaze in lust.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)23:05 No. 17796 ID: fb5d8e
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>>17795
>Do cartwheels.
>Use distractions to gaze in lust.

Reaver begins his grandest performance to date.
Weaver can do naught but gaze upon him with lustful eyes.

>>17796

Give in to temptation. Make sweet passionate love on the beach.

>>17796

Bravo, Bravo. Clap Clap.

Are you hungry? Perhaps its time to get a bite to eat.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)23:17 No. 17802 ID: fb5d8e
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>It was just another dirty slum in Sepia Town. The aphrodisiac was taking effect. Weaver moaned softly, squirming against herself. She gasped as Reaver undid his clothing, revealing an intimidating manhood, already slick. Coming together, they finally felt complete. The crowd burst into exuberant applause.

>>17799
Or a drink. Maybe Reaver has one in his boxers.

>>17802
Stop playing with the Erotic Fanfiction generator u guize!

>>17802

Well, that's...close enough.

>>17799
Realise you have gone far too long without food.
Resort to SURPRISE CANNIBALISM.

>>17811

Are... Are they even the same species?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)23:35 No. 17816 ID: fb5d8e
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>GET FOOD AND DRINKS

FUCK IT LET'S BAIL
WHERE TO

>>17816
IHOP - they're open 24 hours and you can get breakfast anytime!

>>17817
FUCK YOU
Waffle House all the way.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)23:41 No. 17820 ID: fb5d8e
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>>17817
>IHOP - they're open 24 hours and you can get breakfast anytime!

TOTALLY SWEET

Reaver kiss Weaver

>>17820
Fuck yes!
Reaver: Get the chicken fried steak and eggs.
Weaver: All you can eat crepes.
Both: COFFEE.

Also: Make fun of the goths that are in the booth across the way.

eat some bacon, lady and the tramp style.

>>17829
Wait, I take it back. Do this.

>>17829

Third.

Buy one of those big roll-up omlettes with meat and peppers in it. They mix pancake batter with the eggs so it's extra hearty and fluffy. Those are so good, but you'll probably need a take-home box.

Discuss your quests in a professional manner over coffee as you wait.

>>17829

Fourth. And fifth and sixth and all the way to eternity, baby.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)20:32 No. 18582 ID: fb5d8e
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>No one was posting, and boredom had set in. Weaver stroked her nude body. It felt so different in this setting. Reaver let his thong slips down his legs. "Let me give you a taste of my special sauce..." Reaver looked down at her, grinning wickedly, "Come now, we both know that you want this."

>>18582
OH MAI~

>>18582
Also - The cure for dainty leg syndrome: shlickan.

THERE GONNA DO IT

>>18582
REAVER> GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>18593
REAVER GO IN

>>18582

INVITE FRIENDS

>>18595
REAVER> GIVE WEAVER SOME PRIVACY. LEAVE THE ROOM. PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)20:44 No. 18598 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18593
REAVER> GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

As Weaver begins to yell at him, Reaver quickly escapes to the living room.
His clothes are still in Weaver's room, but he'll get them some other time.

>>18598
Watch some TV.
Complain about how uninteresting the characters are.
Inadvertently describe your own characters.
Realise faux pas.
Blush.

>>18598
Reaver: Relieve that frustration. I mean, sheeit!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)20:47 No. 18603 ID: fb5d8e
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*snifffffff*

>>18603
Don't worry Weaver, some day you'll work up the nerve, you'll see.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/30(Thu)20:55 No. 18608 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18600
>Watch some TV.

>>18602
>Reaver: Relieve that frustration. I mean, sheeit!

Reaver watches some TV. The show is pretty awesome, but completely lacks any kind of sexual tension, quickly resolving his own.

>>18608

Practice you're handstands. Maybe do some pushups. Gotta keep in shape you know.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)07:04 No. 18713 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18611
>Practice you're handstands. Maybe do some pushups. Gotta keep in shape you know.

Reaver thinks handstands are a little out of his league, but one handed pushups seem like a nice compromise.
..One... T.. Tw...
Eugh, at this rate Reaver will never be manly enough to carry Weaver.

>>18713
Go to fridge and eat all the ice cream out of depression.

When full offer any remains to Weaver.

>>18713
Yell to Weaver that you are doing one-armed pushups if she knows what you mean.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)07:19 No. 18719 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18715
>Go to fridge and eat all the ice cream out of depression.
>When full offer any remains to Weaver.

>>18716
>Yell to Weaver that you are doing one-armed pushups if she knows what you mean.

Depressed at his inability to get into shape, Reaver heads to the kitchen to stuff himself with icecream.
He yells that he's doing one-armed pushups as some strange innuendo, but there's no response.

Reaver finishes about half of the icecream.

Go check on Weaver see how she's doing KNOCK FIRST

>>18719

Reaver, go play a scary vidya gaem; scream out in terror like a little girl.

Weaver, comfort him and insult him at the same time.

>>18722

Super cool idea!

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)07:28 No. 18724 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18720
>Go check on Weaver see how she's doing KNOCK FIRST

>>18715
>When full offer any remains to Weaver.

Reaver heads over to Weaver's bedroom to offer her the remaining icecream.
He knocks while opening the door to let himself in--
AUGH
THAT'S HIS WACOM GRAPHIRE2 DRAWING TABLET'S PEN
WHEN DID SHE GET THAT FROM HIS ROOM ANYWAAAYY

>>18724
Don't talk. Just watch. Just stare. STARING.

>>18724
Offer ice cream like nothing is happening at all.

Feed on the awkwardness for power.

>>18724
Quick! Dive under the bed and pop out to scare her, when it feels appropriate.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)07:36 No. 18734 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18726
>Don't talk. Just watch. Just stare. STARING.

>>18728
>Offer ice cream like nothing is happening at all.
>Feed on the awkwardness for power.

Reaver stares at the scene before him in silence for atleast ten minutes. Her cute gasps and motions make him feel very strange.

He offers her the icecream.

>"Yes, Reaver~
>Give it to me~"

Playing a scary videogame sounds like a REALLY GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW.

>>18734
Don't be rude. Give her some ice cream.

Clan Deiph High Ritualist 2009/07/31(Fri)07:40 No. 18736 ID: 806f2b
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This scene must play ou- POST INTERRUPTED BY DEEP ONE.

>>18734
1.Give Icecream
2.Play Call of Cuthulu
3.???
4.PROFIT

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)07:45 No. 18738 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18722
>Reaver, go play a scary vidya gaem; scream out in terror like a little girl.
>Weaver, comfort him and insult him at the same time.

>>18735
>Don't be rude. Give her some ice cream.

>>18737
>1.Give Icecream
>2.Play Call of Cuthulu
>3.???
>4.PROFIT

The sound of profit does sound really good to Reaver right now, so he leaves the icecream in Weaver's bedroom and heads to the living room to plug in his awesome PHANTOM gamesystem.
He's totally into adventure games, but too much of a pussy to finish the line of Call of Cthulhu games he had downloaded, so there's plenty of titles to choose from.

Satisfied for the day, Weaver joins Reaver to watch him scream like a girl.

>>18737

Call of Cthulhu? Pfffffft. Go play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and have nightmares about Bloodsuckers and Cthulhu.

>>18738
Suggest next time she use the Wii-mote to masturbate with next time, instead of his beloved tablet pen.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:03 No. 18742 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18741
>Suggest next time she use the Wii-mote to masturbate with next time, instead of his beloved tablet pen.

Reaver politely suggests to Weaver that next time she masturbates he prefers that she use the PHANTOM MOTION CONTROL STICK instead of his beloved tablet-pen.
Weaver insists that Reaver should GIVE HER SOME PRIVACY, STAY OUT OF HER ROOM, PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED.

>>18742

Tell her she should lock her room when she masturbates.

>>18742
Suggest that maybe she could use that ice cream to slather up your butt and use the PHANTOM CONTROL STICK in there instead <3

>>18742
Tell her next time ask to use his shit for erotic fantasies first. Also say I want my ice cream back if that is the way you are going to be about it.

Do it right here on the floor.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:09 No. 18747 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18743
>Tell her she should lock her room when she masturbates.

>>18744
>Suggest that maybe she could use that ice cream to slather up your butt and use the PHANTOM CONTROL STICK in there instead <3

>>18745
>Tell her next time ask to use his shit for erotic fantasies first. Also say I want my ice cream back if that is the way you are going to be about it.

Reaver doesn't take this shit! It's his apartment too!
He tells Weaver to lock her door next time, and ASK if she wants to use his stuff for her erotic fantasies! Also, if she's going to be like that, she should give back the icecream or use it to slather up herbutt and use the PHANTOM CONTROL STICK in there instead.

Shock and flabbergasted, Weaver rips the PHANTOM MOTION CONTROL STICK out of the PHANTOM gamesystem, and leaves to her room with it and the icecream.
Reaver hears her slam the door and lock it.

Now Reaver will have to use the lame PHANTOM CLASSIC CONTROL PAD.

>>18747
>PHANTOM CLASSIC CONTROL PAD.

Do you have any more ice cream? Sounds like someone could use some slathering.

>>18747
Try not to think about what Weaver is doing in there... TOO LATE!

>>18747
Reaver is now aware that Weaver is going to masturbate about angry sex with him. Reaver should feel slightly honored.

>>18747

Feel good because she actually listened to you.

Feel bad because you can't continue playing the vidya.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:15 No. 18752 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18748
>Do you have any more ice cream? Sounds like someone could use some slathering.

>>18749
>Try not to think about what Weaver is doing in there... TOO LATE!

>>18750
>Reaver is now aware that Weaver is going to masturbate about angry sex with him. Reaver should feel slightly honored.

>>18751
>Feel good because she actually listened to you.
>Feel bad because you can't continue playing the vidya.

Reaver heads to the kitchen with mixed feelings.
He was finally able to get through to Weaver, but now he will only be able to play the games that are compatible with the CLASSIC CONTROLLER PAD. Boring!
Atleast he feels honored that Weaver will be masturbating to fantasies of angry sex with him.

The freezer only contains mascarpone.
Though Reaver knows this is really good in icecream and cake, he feels uncomfortable eating it like this.

>>18752
Eat it while crying, then.

>>18755
While crying and masturbating

>>18752
Eat it while crying, masturbating, and inserting the classic controller into your butt.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:31 No. 18758 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18755
>Eat it while crying, then.

>>18756
>While crying and masturbating

>>18757
>Eat it while crying, masturbating, and inserting the classic controller into your butt.

Reaver returns to his room with the mascarpone, but realizes he has no idea how to eat and masturbate at the same time, not to mention insert the classic controller up his most holiest of poopholes. Such advanced masturbative techniques are reserved for experts like Weaver.

>>18758
Then just wipe down the bedpost with the food, and then press your bare anus against the tip of it, increasing pressure until it slips in.

>>18758
What the fuck man. Lie down on that bed and let yourself be sodomized, preferably after putting on a dress and womens underwear. I would love to screw you like that.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:37 No. 18761 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18759
>Then just wipe down the bedpost with the food, and then press your bare anus against the tip of it, increasing pressure until it slips in.

Eugh, this seems like SUCH a bad idea!!


>>18760
>What the fuck man. Lie down on that bed and let yourself be sodomized, preferably after putting on a dress and womens underwear. I would love to screw you like that.

There's noone around to sodomize Reaver, but he does have plenty of pretty dresses.
The womens underwear will have to come out of Weaver's laundry. Piece of cake.

STAY OUT OF WEAVER'S LAUNDRY

>>18762
>GET INTO WEAVER'S LAUNDRY

Fix'd

>>18761

Jump on the bed.

>>18763
> GET INTO WEAVER'S PANTIES
Fix'd

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:45 No. 18766 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18763
>GET INTO WEAVER'S LAUNDRY

Reaver abandons his dangerous and potentially lethal bedpostfucking plan to go mess with Weaver's laundry.
He heads over to the bathroom.

Man, there sure is alot of laundry. They really should take care of it sometime.

Reaver can't be bothered, though.

>>18766
Good point. Just throw all the clothing up into the air wildly and let it fall all around the room.

>>18766

Take a ride in the dryer.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:51 No. 18770 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18768
>Good point. Just throw all the clothing up into the air wildly and let it fall all around the room.

Awesome. Knowing him and Weaver it will probably stay like this until a guest cleans it up for them.
Meh, it was dirty laundry anyway.

>>18770
Roll around in that laundry. Bathe in her scent - savor it.

>>18770
>Guest

Well invite someone over geez.

I suggest inviting people who are decent and capable and don't mind cleaning shit up for you.

Or you could just invite Gnome over and beat his tiny face until he does what you want him to.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)08:58 No. 18776 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18771
>Roll around in that laundry. Bathe in her scent - savor it.

Reaver would rather not!
His own laundry is in there too!

>>18772
>Well invite someone over geez.
>I suggest inviting people who are decent and capable and don't mind cleaning shit up for you.
>Or you could just invite Gnome over and beat his tiny face until he does what you want him to.

Reaver heads to the living room to ring up Gnome, the tiny faggot. He always does what Weaver and Reaver tell him to.
Gnome says he's be there in half an hour.

>>18776
Stand in that exact position for half an hour.

>>18777
I suggest you stand in that exact position and make the room move around you. Then whine at that little faggot when he shows up for being late.

When he come in, throw the phone at his face for being so late.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)09:09 No. 18781 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18777
>Stand in that exact position for half an hour.

>>18778
>I suggest you stand in that exact position and make the room move around you. Then whine at that little faggot when he shows up for being late.

>>18780
When he come in, throw the phone at his face for being so late.

Reaver stays in the exact same position for half an hour, plotting his actions against Gnome once he arrives.
Gnome has the key to the apartment just in case something happens, and he's too much of a pussy to steal stuff anyway, so he's able to make it to the living room on his own.
Reaver throws the phone right into his face, breaking his glasses! Haha! What a fag!
Reaver then whines about Gnome being late.
Gnome says he timed his trip to exactly 30:00 minutes, but apologizes anyway.

>>18781
It was supposed to be half an hour from when you called, not mid-conversation.

>>18781
Apologize with a hug.

>>18781
Inform Gnome that Weaver's room is dirty and needs cleaning, but that he shouldn't knock, instead he should silently pick the lock to her door and just barge in to clean up.

>>18784

oh god yes

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)09:19 No. 18788 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18782
>It was supposed to be half an hour from when you called, not mid-conversation.

>>18783
>Apologize with a hug.

>>18784
>Inform Gnome that Weaver's room is dirty and needs cleaning, but that he shouldn't knock, instead he should silently pick the lock to her door and just barge in to clean up.

Reaver scolds the little fag, telling him he meant that Gnome should have left 30 minutes before he called!
But he apologizes for breaking his glasses with a hug anyway, then swiftly orders him to go clean Weaver's room without bothering to knock and instead pick the lock of the door.

Gnome says he would, but he doesn't know how to pick locks and that Reaver still has the back up key from when he wanted to steal Weaver's evening gown.

>>18784
>>18786
>>18788
凸[◣_◢]凸

>>18788
Well then give him the key and tell him to go barge in. GEEZ GNOME

>>18789
I will assume that was some other language for "this"

>>18789
Oh god this looks unbelievably stupid, why would you even use that?

>>18789
Oh Weaver, so tsundere~

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)09:28 No. 18795 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18788
>Gnome says he would, but he doesn't know how to pick locks and that Reaver still has the back up key from when he wanted to steal Weaver's evening gown.

Ofcourse! Reaver just reaches for the key in the pocket of his yukata--
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKKK
Now how will Reaver get Gnome to walk in on Weaver and enjoy the hilarious consequences thereof?

>>18795
Well then leave Weaver alone. Make gnome clean up the rest of the apartment instead, while you stare at his juicy young ass.

>>18795
Tell him to smash through Weaver's door.

Preferabely with his head.

>>18795
Through the window! There is a window, right?

The vent? Cmon there has to be some way in there.

>>18797
Make sure Gnome has a pitcher of Kool-Aid when he does this, as is proper.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)09:36 No. 18801 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18796
>Well then leave Weaver alone. Make gnome clean up the rest of the apartment instead, while you stare at his juicy young ass.

Reaver tells Gnome to take care of the laundry. Gnome begins to pick up the laundry that Reaver had just tossed all over the bathroom.
Reaver looks at Gnome's juicy young ass, wondering how it got so ugly yet strangely hypnotic.

>>18797
>Tell him to smash through Weaver's door.
>Preferabely with his head.

No way! Weaver would definitely hear someone was coming and then the shenanigans wouldn't be as succesful!

>>18798
>Through the window! There is a window, right?

Ofcourse there is a window! And they're only on the sixth floor...
Reaver smells a plan coming up.

>>18795

QUICK! GNOME, WEAVER IS IN TROUBLE AND TRAPPED IN HER ROOM! YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE DOOR DOWN TO RESCUE HER!

>>18801
The question is, should we (he) go through another window in this floor or down from the roof?

>>18803

How tall is this building we're in, does it have roof access, and do we even have a rope.

Have a quester shinding.
Invite Driblis and ClockworkSeal and Velenor

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)10:38 No. 18819 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18801
>The question is, should we (he) go through another window in this floor or down from the roof?


>>18805
>How tall is this building we're in, does it have roof access, and do we even have a rope.

No way getting there from the roof - the building is 12 high!
Reaver only has a bondage set some secret admirer gave him. He keeps it in his closet, just in case.

>>18812
>Have a quester shinding.
>Invite Driblis and ClockworkSeal and Velenor

Allriiiight! Reaver can send Gnome out to buy pizza and soda.
Who to call first?

>>18819
Call Drib, everyone knows he's a party animal.

>>18819
>12 high
Use confusion over units of measurement to cause the building to become twelve inches high, then step onto the sixth floor, then return t to stories.

>>18819
Once they all get there, prank call that faggot Leaver, establishing your superiority.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:03 No. 18824 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18820
>Call Drib, everyone knows he's a party animal.

Haha, Driblis, that little piece of candy. He'll do anything Reaver tells him to do as well. Goddamn, popularity is useful!
Aw, but he's not picking up. Faggot must be napping again.

>>18822
>Use confusion over units of measurement to cause the building to become twelve inches high, then step onto the sixth floor, then return t to stories.

But that would crush anyone inside AND cause a vacuum void followed by a subatomic explosion, possibly severing the entire universe! Best to save that for the final boss.

>>18823
>Once they all get there, prank call that faggot Leaver, establishing your superiority.

Fuck that, Reaver is going to do that right now.
He calls Leaver and invites him to the party.
Leaver says he'll be there in 5 minutes, tops!

Awesome. Now Reaver can just not let him in and deny ever inviting him! Fucking trolled!

>>18824
Where's the pizza and pop Gnome you said there would be pizza and pop >8|

>>18824
FFFFFFFFF

I mean, GENIUS. Go and tell Weaver that company is coming over, so she better finish up quick.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:09 No. 18829 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18827
>Where's the pizza and pop Gnome you said there would be pizza and pop >8|

Goddammit, Gnome, Reaver doesn't care that the laundry is in the washing machine, just get the pizza and pop already!
Reaver throws the phone in Gnome's eye.

Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:20 No. 18831 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18830
>Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
>you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

Well now the phone broke because Reaver threw it at Gnome too much! FUCK!
Maybe he can borrow Weaver's cellphone.

>>18831
Berate Gnome further for breaking the phone.

>>18831
Use TELEPATHY instead.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:28 No. 18834 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18832
>Berate Gnome further for breaking the phone.

Gnome already left to get snacks, but Reaver makes a mental note to scold him about it when he gets back.

>>18828
>I mean, GENIUS. Go and tell Weaver that company is coming over, so she better finish up quick.

Reaver knocks on Weaver's door and tell her company is coming over so she better dress up and he needs her cellphone to invite them.
She tells Reaver that she's too lazy to dress up so she won't give him her cellphone for inviting people either.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:33 No. 18835 ID: fb5d8e
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The intercom buzzes. It must be Leaver. Haha!
Reaver ponders wether he should answer or leave him in the cold.

>>18835
Leave him in the cold. If he persists, buzz him back in a Mexican accent and say, "I'm sorry, but meester Reevar and mees Weevar do not leev heere aneemore!"

>>18835
Eh, dudes a complete and utter wannabe Quest Creator. Just leave him out there in the cold.

>>18836
No, no, keep him going.
"'Allo, zis iz zee maid, who iz eet?"
Then put on MAID COSTUME (I know you have one) and chase him away as though he were a solicitor.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:46 No. 18839 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18836
>Leave him in the cold. If he persists, buzz him back in a Mexican accent and say, "I'm sorry, but meester Reevar and mees Weevar do not leev heere aneemore!"

>>18837
>Eh, dudes a complete and utter wannabe Quest Creator. Just leave him out there in the cold.

Haha! Reaver just flat out ignores him! That Leaver is such a tool.

Man, dude's persistent though. Reaver decides to get him outta there.
>"'Allo, zis iz zee maid, who iz eet?"
When a surprised Leaver tells him he's there for the party, Reaver cuts him off.
>"I'm sorry, but meester Reevar and mees Weevar do not leev heere aneemore!"

Reaver can hear sobbing on the other side! Hahaha! Fucking trolled!!

Leaver asks if anyone knows where Reaver and Weaver moved to.

>>18839
They moved to Tahiti, where they will express their deep love and affection for each other daily and every day will be better than the day before.

Remind Leaver that he is stuck here and will forever be alone.

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:51 No. 18841 ID: fb5d8e
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Reaver tells Leaver they moved to Tahiti, where they will express their deep love and affection for each other daily and every day will be better than the day before.

He remind Leaver that he is stuck here and will forever be alone.

Leaver sobs! What a fucking tool! Hahahaa!

>>18839
"Zay say somefink aboot deep sea blindness reseerch?"

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)11:52 No. 18843 ID: fb5d8e
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Gnome returns with the snacks and drinks.

Reaver seems to have left to do MudyQuest.

>>18843
Gnome: Peep through the keyhole of Weaver's door.

You know you want to.

SHAMELESS PLUG #2: The Trolling Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)12:04 No. 18853 ID: 227d44
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>>18841
Leaver feels the lukewarm salty tears painting his badly drawn face blue. He sighs, knowing he will not be accepted here. He turns towards his home, but stops. He realizes he will not be accepted there either.

He will have to work to get here.

He grits his teeth, and soldiers on. Today is the first day of the rest of his life.

>>18853
Climb to Weaver's window! You're a stick figure so you're probably very light!

Reaver: Put your clothes back on. Goddamn. If you don't want everyone staring at your butt all the time you shouldn't write Shakespeare on it.

Weaver kiss beaver.

Weaver, make out with Leaver. It will make Reaver jealous.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:11 No. 19222 ID: fb5d8e
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>>18844
>Gnome: Peep through the keyhole of Weaver's door.
>You know you want to.

>>18854
>Climb to Weaver's window! You're a stick figure so you're probably very light!

Gnome and Leaver are indirect characters! You can't control them directly!


>>18918
>Reaver: Put your clothes back on. Goddamn. If you don't want everyone staring at your butt all the time you shouldn't write Shakespeare on it.

It's true! Reaver would definately prefer wearing some clothes, if only to hide certain reactions to Weaver's antics.
But dammit, his favorite yukata is still in Weaver's room.
He leaves Gnome to prepare the party and heads to his room to take a look in his dresser.
What should he wear instead?

>>19222
Diapers <3

>>19222
sexy ghost maid disguise

>>19222

Make a pretty pretty dress out of bedsheets.

>>19222
Powerarmor. Because Weaver is gonna get down on you like an exterminatus.

>>19222
French Maid outfit.
We've been over this.

>>19222
Mandalorian battle armor!

>>19222
One piece speed suit.
Be like your idol, Dr. Venture.

nothing at all
NOTHING AT ALL
*NOTHING AT ALL*

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:29 No. 19254 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19229
>French Maid outfit.
>We've been over this.

MAN, WHY IS THIS EVEN IN HIS DRESSER?
Oh god, Reaver feels so embarrassed. Weaver is only in the next room... And Gnome is in the living room! And soon there will be a party!

The danger of being discovered gives Reaver a surge of adrenaline. What a thrill!

>>19253
Wait, he's right.
You're not a people, you're a fox.
Foxes don't wear clothes.
Why do you think you're people, Reaver?

>>19254
Gooood, goooood...
Now break down Weaver's door and pose inticingly.

>>19254

Keep wearing it at the party. Tell everyone who gets here that it was supposed to be a costume party. They'll be so embarrassed!

>>19254

Let us pretend to be... ummm... Revaew! Reaver's generically foreign relative. They'll never catch on to that, and we can totally spy on them right under their noses!

>>19255

Reaver is a fox person, and fox people are people to (by definition).

>>19254
Schlick- I mean Fap furiously

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:36 No. 19262 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19255
>Wait, he's right.
>You're not a people, you're a fox.
>Foxes don't wear clothes.
>Why do you think you're people, Reaver?

Reaver tells you to check out his sweet ass princess-theme bedroom! If that doesn't make him people, nothing will!

>>19258
>Let us pretend to be... ummm... Revaew! >Reaver's generically foreign relative. They'll never catch on to that, and we can totally spy on them right under their noses!

Allright! Reaver will pretend to be Ravaew, Reaver's fictional cousin from overseas, who has come to stay with them for a while.
Let's see how long the ruse will last!
What a thrill! Reaver is stoked!

>>19262
Great. Lets go introduce ourselves and partake of the snackage

>>19262
Wait for Gnome to get back and then seduce him.

>>19262
Ensure you have a BACKUP YUKATA and HATMASK in case you need to recrossdress back temporarily.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:47 No. 19268 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19263
>Great. Lets go introduce ourselves and partake of the snackage

>>19266
>Wait for Gnome to get back and then seduce him.

Reaver heads to the living room.
It seems in the time it took Reaver to do a short MudyQuest chapter and get dressed, all the little faggot did was put the pizza on the couch and the drinks on the floor, then stand around like a ballsack.
Reaver bonjours the mon ami with a sultry french accent.
Gnome seems impressed!

Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

>>19268
Call him a cute little man.

>>19268
Get in real close and whisper sweet nothings into Gnome's ear's.
To make it easier, pretend that he's Weaver.

>>19271
Weaver is keeping the cellphone hostage.

>>19268
Lean forward, realise you have no cleavage.

>>19268
Introduce yourself to Weaver.

>>19268
Attempt to get him naked before the party starts, with our SULTRY FRENCH WAYS. Then laugh when everyone else shows up and mocks his nakedness.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:55 No. 19290 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19271
>Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
>you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

REAVER IS GETTING TO THAT, JEEZ


>>19273
>Call him a cute little man.

>>19274
>Get in real close and whisper sweet nothings into Gnome's ear's.
>To make it easier, pretend that he's Weaver.

Reaver gets in real close and calls gnome a cute little man, then continues to whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
Reaver imagines how much fun it'd be to troll Weaver like this! It makes things alot easier.

Gnome gladly agrees to let Reaver borrow his iPhone.

Who should Reaver call first?

>>19290

Call up Leaver. Ask why he isn't here yet. We invited him over, like, forever ago. Then insult his manhood in our sultry french accent.

>>19290
Prank call the makers of the PHANTOM game system, ask about the sexual uses of the controller.

Velanor

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:02 No. 19301 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19298
>Prank call the makers of the PHANTOM game system, ask about the sexual uses of the controller.

Man, they went out of business ages ago. Don't you remember the scandal?!
Reaver has a rare gem in his possession!

>>19296
>Call up Leaver. Ask why he isn't here yet. We invited him over, like, forever ago. Then insult his manhood in our sultry french accent.

Reaver calls up Leaver again, acting furiously. He scolds the wannabe quester for being late, and dismisses his excuse that 'he got the wrong adress'. What a fucking load of bullshit! Reaver tells the young man that he BETTER FUCKING RESPECT HIS POPULARITY, OR HE'LL MAKE SURE THAT LEAVER WON'T BE ABLE TO QUEST ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN!!
Reaver ends the call. Fucking trolled!

Who should he call next?

>>19301
Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.

Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.

Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.

>>19301
Call CAPTAIN FREIS, attempt to order pizza.
Request bizarre ingredients, like 'Towel Strips' and 'Blood of the Innocent'.

>>19301
Call Driblis. Tell him to bring chips.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:13 No. 19314 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19300
>Velanor

What? No, Gnome only has a Velenor in his contactslist.
Reaver gives him a ring and tells him to get his fat dutch butt over here. Velenor says he was just about to head out to wander about aimlessly, and thus will be there in just fifteen minutes!

>>19303
>Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.
>Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.
>Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.

No problem! It seems Gnome has a male afro-american stripper named Black Jack in his contactslist, and has all of his information already! Haha, Gnome, you're such a faggot, jesus christ, hahaha!
Awesome, Black Jack is coming over too.

Reaver just called Velenor, so he'll go for ClockworkSeal now.
Reaver lovingly refers to the chap as CockworkShlong and invites him to a splendid party! ClockworkSeal says he LOVES phonecalls, and immediatly agrees.
Then Reaver hangs up because he can't hang on the phone with him all day.


>>19304
Next up to ring is CAPTAINFREIS! But when the phone is answered it's by a dude pretending to be a lady called Meshia. Fucking what? What the hell is wrong with him, acting like a woman. Jesus christ.
Reaver quickly hangs up.

>>19306
Reaver decides it's time to try calling Driblis again.
AW FUCK, VOICEMAIL, FUCKING JESUS CHRIST SHIT REAVER HATES THAT SHIT, FUCK IT.
He tells Driblis is a cunt after the beep and hangs up.

Awesome! This party is gonna be great!

>>19314
Lets let Weaver know that theres a party about to start. OR: don't tell her, let her discover it on her own in an awkward moment.

Instead lets convince Gnome that its a costume party and dress him up in something funny. If he asks what our costume is, we'll tell him its as a maid instead of a school-girl like we normally are.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:18 No. 19323 ID: fb5d8e
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The intercom buzzes.
It must be Leaver!

>>19323
"Like I tool you beefore, seenyor - theey do not leeve heere aneemore! Eef you don't leeve ah'm calleeng th' policios!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:22 No. 19326 ID: fb5d8e
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Man, that Leaverdude will be there for a while. Let's leaving him hanging!

>>19321
>Lets let Weaver know that theres a party about to start. OR: don't tell her, let her discover it on her own in an awkward moment.
>Instead lets convince Gnome that its a costume party and dress him up in something funny. If he asks what our costume is, we'll tell him its as a maid instead of a school-girl like we normally are.

Reaver decides not to tell Weaver. Trolled!
Reaver is on a roll!

He convinces Gnome it's a costume party, and take Gnome to his bedroom to dress him up.
Gnome obviously sexually aroused!
Reaver is uncomfortable with this, but the pleasure of humiliating Gnome is stronger. Gotta troll this one good!

What sort of pretty dress should go on Gnome?

>>19323
Go downstairs and chase him away with a featherduster.
Pretend to be the maid.

>>19326
Something baring the midriff.

>>19326
Pretty Pink Princess.
With high-heels.
Mock his inability to move efficiently in them, and insist he also wear the undergarments.

>>19326

Sexy school girl or stripper. Then send him down to entertain Leaver. Doubletroll'd!

>>19326
Dress him like a Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie!

>>19326
A brown one because Gnomes live in DIRT. Make sure to brush past his penis a lot while dressing him.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:31 No. 19341 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19329
>Pretty Pink Princess.

HAHA YES! LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT! WHAT A FUCKING TOOL. CHECK IT OUT, HE'S WEARING A DRESS.
REAVER ASKS GNOME IF HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING.
GODDAMN!
Gnome says he's going to draw a map of Reaver's eyes.

The intercom continues to buzz.
The sound of a door unlocking comes from the hallway.

>>19341
Oh snap!
Peek into the hall. Could... could it be?

>>19341
Do we know anyone large and dragony?
Call them up and ask them to come and steal gnome.

>>19341
This will totally end with Gnome and Leaver making out.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:36 No. 19351 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19343
>Oh snap!
>Peek into the hall. Could... could it be?

Reaver decides to fucking ignore Gnome and jumps out in the hall way to find.. Yes! Yes! It's Weaveerrrr! ...This is AWKWARD.

>>19351

Remember our Alibi. Tell her we are Weaver!

>>19354

I mean... um Revaew!

>>19351
Ask if Weaver is ready for the party.

>>19351
"Um, hi Weavey~"
"Do... do you like my outfit nyan~?"

>>19351
"Hallo, Revear haz been called avay on a secret superspy mission to mars. I eem Revaew, hees cozin. How do you do?" *Curtsy*

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)19:41 No. 19367 ID: bde1b8
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Weaver: Make this face at his alibi.