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16938 No. 16938 ID: fb5d8e

Weaver and Reaver are in the living room of their shared appartment. Weaver is indecent for an undetermined reason, and Reaver is standing on the sofa.

>Both Weaver and Reaver can be controlled, but not at the same time! If you make a suggestion for one, wait till after an update to make a suggestion for the other.
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No. 19260 ID: 335096

>>19255

Reaver is a fox person, and fox people are people to (by definition).
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No. 19261 ID: 8cadef

>>19254
Schlick- I mean Fap furiously
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No. 19262 ID: fb5d8e
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19262

>>19255
>Wait, he's right.
>You're not a people, you're a fox.
>Foxes don't wear clothes.
>Why do you think you're people, Reaver?

Reaver tells you to check out his sweet ass princess-theme bedroom! If that doesn't make him people, nothing will!

>>19258
>Let us pretend to be... ummm... Revaew! >Reaver's generically foreign relative. They'll never catch on to that, and we can totally spy on them right under their noses!

Allright! Reaver will pretend to be Ravaew, Reaver's fictional cousin from overseas, who has come to stay with them for a while.
Let's see how long the ruse will last!
What a thrill! Reaver is stoked!
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No. 19263 ID: 335096

>>19262
Great. Lets go introduce ourselves and partake of the snackage
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No. 19266 ID: 33331a

>>19262
Wait for Gnome to get back and then seduce him.
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No. 19267 ID: 9a71e2

>>19262
Ensure you have a BACKUP YUKATA and HATMASK in case you need to recrossdress back temporarily.
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No. 19268 ID: fb5d8e
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19268

>>19263
>Great. Lets go introduce ourselves and partake of the snackage

>>19266
>Wait for Gnome to get back and then seduce him.

Reaver heads to the living room.
It seems in the time it took Reaver to do a short MudyQuest chapter and get dressed, all the little faggot did was put the pizza on the couch and the drinks on the floor, then stand around like a ballsack.
Reaver bonjours the mon ami with a sultry french accent.
Gnome seems impressed!
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No. 19271 ID: 197650

Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor
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No. 19273 ID: 4e0411

>>19268
Call him a cute little man.
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No. 19274 ID: 33331a

>>19268
Get in real close and whisper sweet nothings into Gnome's ear's.
To make it easier, pretend that he's Weaver.
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No. 19279 ID: 33331a

>>19271
Weaver is keeping the cellphone hostage.
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No. 19281 ID: 9a71e2

>>19268
Lean forward, realise you have no cleavage.
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No. 19285 ID: f72573

>>19268
Introduce yourself to Weaver.
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No. 19286 ID: 335096

>>19268
Attempt to get him naked before the party starts, with our SULTRY FRENCH WAYS. Then laugh when everyone else shows up and mocks his nakedness.
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No. 19290 ID: fb5d8e
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19290

>>19271
>Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
>you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

REAVER IS GETTING TO THAT, JEEZ


>>19273
>Call him a cute little man.

>>19274
>Get in real close and whisper sweet nothings into Gnome's ear's.
>To make it easier, pretend that he's Weaver.

Reaver gets in real close and calls gnome a cute little man, then continues to whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
Reaver imagines how much fun it'd be to troll Weaver like this! It makes things alot easier.

Gnome gladly agrees to let Reaver borrow his iPhone.

Who should Reaver call first?
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No. 19296 ID: 335096

>>19290

Call up Leaver. Ask why he isn't here yet. We invited him over, like, forever ago. Then insult his manhood in our sultry french accent.
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No. 19298 ID: 9a71e2

>>19290
Prank call the makers of the PHANTOM game system, ask about the sexual uses of the controller.
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No. 19300 ID: 197650

Velanor
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No. 19301 ID: fb5d8e
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19301

>>19298
>Prank call the makers of the PHANTOM game system, ask about the sexual uses of the controller.

Man, they went out of business ages ago. Don't you remember the scandal?!
Reaver has a rare gem in his possession!

>>19296
>Call up Leaver. Ask why he isn't here yet. We invited him over, like, forever ago. Then insult his manhood in our sultry french accent.

Reaver calls up Leaver again, acting furiously. He scolds the wannabe quester for being late, and dismisses his excuse that 'he got the wrong adress'. What a fucking load of bullshit! Reaver tells the young man that he BETTER FUCKING RESPECT HIS POPULARITY, OR HE'LL MAKE SURE THAT LEAVER WON'T BE ABLE TO QUEST ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN!!
Reaver ends the call. Fucking trolled!

Who should he call next?
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No. 19303 ID: 335096

>>19301
Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.

Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.

Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.
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No. 19304 ID: 9a71e2

>>19301
Call CAPTAIN FREIS, attempt to order pizza.
Request bizarre ingredients, like 'Towel Strips' and 'Blood of the Innocent'.
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No. 19306 ID: 33331a

>>19301
Call Driblis. Tell him to bring chips.
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No. 19314 ID: fb5d8e
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19314

>>19300
>Velanor

What? No, Gnome only has a Velenor in his contactslist.
Reaver gives him a ring and tells him to get his fat dutch butt over here. Velenor says he was just about to head out to wander about aimlessly, and thus will be there in just fifteen minutes!

>>19303
>Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.
>Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.
>Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.

No problem! It seems Gnome has a male afro-american stripper named Black Jack in his contactslist, and has all of his information already! Haha, Gnome, you're such a faggot, jesus christ, hahaha!
Awesome, Black Jack is coming over too.

Reaver just called Velenor, so he'll go for ClockworkSeal now.
Reaver lovingly refers to the chap as CockworkShlong and invites him to a splendid party! ClockworkSeal says he LOVES phonecalls, and immediatly agrees.
Then Reaver hangs up because he can't hang on the phone with him all day.


>>19304
Next up to ring is CAPTAINFREIS! But when the phone is answered it's by a dude pretending to be a lady called Meshia. Fucking what? What the hell is wrong with him, acting like a woman. Jesus christ.
Reaver quickly hangs up.

>>19306
Reaver decides it's time to try calling Driblis again.
AW FUCK, VOICEMAIL, FUCKING JESUS CHRIST SHIT REAVER HATES THAT SHIT, FUCK IT.
He tells Driblis is a cunt after the beep and hangs up.

Awesome! This party is gonna be great!
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No. 19321 ID: 335096

>>19314
Lets let Weaver know that theres a party about to start. OR: don't tell her, let her discover it on her own in an awkward moment.

Instead lets convince Gnome that its a costume party and dress him up in something funny. If he asks what our costume is, we'll tell him its as a maid instead of a school-girl like we normally are.
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No. 19323 ID: fb5d8e
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19323

The intercom buzzes.
It must be Leaver!
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No. 19325 ID: 33331a

>>19323
"Like I tool you beefore, seenyor - theey do not leeve heere aneemore! Eef you don't leeve ah'm calleeng th' policios!"
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No. 19326 ID: fb5d8e
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19326

Man, that Leaverdude will be there for a while. Let's leaving him hanging!

>>19321
>Lets let Weaver know that theres a party about to start. OR: don't tell her, let her discover it on her own in an awkward moment.
>Instead lets convince Gnome that its a costume party and dress him up in something funny. If he asks what our costume is, we'll tell him its as a maid instead of a school-girl like we normally are.

Reaver decides not to tell Weaver. Trolled!
Reaver is on a roll!

He convinces Gnome it's a costume party, and take Gnome to his bedroom to dress him up.
Gnome obviously sexually aroused!
Reaver is uncomfortable with this, but the pleasure of humiliating Gnome is stronger. Gotta troll this one good!

What sort of pretty dress should go on Gnome?
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No. 19327 ID: 9a71e2

>>19323
Go downstairs and chase him away with a featherduster.
Pretend to be the maid.
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No. 19328 ID: 33331a

>>19326
Something baring the midriff.
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No. 19329 ID: 9a71e2

>>19326
Pretty Pink Princess.
With high-heels.
Mock his inability to move efficiently in them, and insist he also wear the undergarments.
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No. 19331 ID: 335096

>>19326

Sexy school girl or stripper. Then send him down to entertain Leaver. Doubletroll'd!
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No. 19333 ID: acdc9b

>>19326
Dress him like a Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie!
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No. 19335 ID: 4e0411

>>19326
A brown one because Gnomes live in DIRT. Make sure to brush past his penis a lot while dressing him.
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No. 19341 ID: fb5d8e
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19341

>>19329
>Pretty Pink Princess.

HAHA YES! LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT! WHAT A FUCKING TOOL. CHECK IT OUT, HE'S WEARING A DRESS.
REAVER ASKS GNOME IF HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING.
GODDAMN!
Gnome says he's going to draw a map of Reaver's eyes.

The intercom continues to buzz.
The sound of a door unlocking comes from the hallway.
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No. 19343 ID: 33331a

>>19341
Oh snap!
Peek into the hall. Could... could it be?
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No. 19346 ID: 9a71e2

>>19341
Do we know anyone large and dragony?
Call them up and ask them to come and steal gnome.
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No. 19350 ID: 335096

>>19341
This will totally end with Gnome and Leaver making out.
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No. 19351 ID: fb5d8e
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19351

>>19343
>Oh snap!
>Peek into the hall. Could... could it be?

Reaver decides to fucking ignore Gnome and jumps out in the hall way to find.. Yes! Yes! It's Weaveerrrr! ...This is AWKWARD.
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No. 19354 ID: 335096

>>19351

Remember our Alibi. Tell her we are Weaver!
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No. 19356 ID: 335096

>>19354

I mean... um Revaew!
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No. 19357 ID: c5418a

>>19351
Ask if Weaver is ready for the party.
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No. 19359 ID: 33331a

>>19351
"Um, hi Weavey~"
"Do... do you like my outfit nyan~?"
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No. 19360 ID: 9a71e2

>>19351
"Hallo, Revear haz been called avay on a secret superspy mission to mars. I eem Revaew, hees cozin. How do you do?" *Curtsy*
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No. 19367 ID: bde1b8
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19367

Weaver: Make this face at his alibi.
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No. 19391 ID: fb5d8e
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19391

>>19360

>"Hallo, Revear haz been called avay on a secret superspy mission to mars. I eem Revaew, hees cozin. How do you do?"
Revear curtsies.

>>19367

Weaver does not buy it.

SHIT GUYS WHAT IS REAVER TO DO NOW?!
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No. 19393 ID: 335096

>>19391

Weaver: Play along... for the lulz!
Reaver: Continue the act, even if you suspect she doesn't buy it. If we persist hard enough she might begin to doubt herself!
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No. 19394 ID: c5418a

>>19391
"What's your character? The party is in 10 minutes!"
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No. 19395 ID: 33331a

>>19391
Just grab her and kiss her, you fool!
You're tearing this apartment apart!
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No. 19396 ID: fb5d8e
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19396

>>19395
>Just grab her and kiss her, you fool!
>You're tearing this apartment apart!
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No. 19400 ID: 335096

>>19396

Go Go Go! And don't ruin your mascara while you're doing it.
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No. 19401 ID: 9a71e2

>>19396
Weaver: Discover either latent lesbian tendencies or mild crossdressing fetish.
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No. 19404 ID: fb5d8e
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19404

>>19396
NO!

The apartment roomie agreement contract specifically stated NO ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS!
The contract
can
not
BE BROKEN!
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No. 19409 ID: 8ffee7

>>19404

But REVAEW has no such contract!
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No. 19410 ID: 33331a

>>19404
SOME CONTRACTS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, REAVER.
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No. 19413 ID: 335096

>>19404
Lets go cry on Gnome's girly little shoulders, for Weaver and we are clearly star-crossed lovers, destined for an unhappy end.
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No. 19415 ID: 62ec90

Go up on the roof.

Contract is null outside the apartment.
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No. 19419 ID: fb5d8e
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19419

>>19409
>But REVAEW has no such contract!

>>19410
>SOME CONTRACTS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, REAVER.

But.. it's wrong! Don't you.. Don't you understand....


>>19413
>Lets go cry on Gnome's girly little shoulders, for Weaver and we are clearly star-crossed lovers, destined for an unhappy end.

Yes... Reaver decides that's for the best.. Only Gnome seems to have been watching from an uncomfortably close distance.
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No. 19420 ID: 33331a

>>19419
If I see that damn Gnome one more time...
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No. 19422 ID: 9a71e2

>>19419
Become WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY to hide your NERVOUSNESS.
Steal WEAVER and dress her in SOMETHING FAIRLY EMBARRASSING, to fulfill SCHADENFREUD REQUIREMENT.
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No. 19426 ID: fb5d8e
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19426

Outside, three men wonder what the fuck is taking so long.
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No. 19427 ID: 335096

>>19422
Something embarrasing but attractive.

Leaver is on his way up, right? Tell Gnome that a friend is on the way up and that he should totally try to seduce him.
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No. 19429 ID: 33331a

>>19426
Hey, why is that wiener Leaver still there?
Call Velenor and Seal and tell them to ditch the sadsack.
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No. 19432 ID: 335096

>>19429

Tell that he is the prostitute you hired and that they should totally get around to working her in while you attend to some last minute buisness.
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No. 19434 ID: fb5d8e
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19434

>>19422
>Become WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY to hide your NERVOUSNESS.
>Steal WEAVER and dress her in SOMETHING FAIRLY EMBARRASSING, to fulfill SCHADENFREUD REQUIREMENT.

ALLRIGHT AWESOME
EVERYTHING IS READY FOR THE PARTY
JUST THE GUESTS AND THE STRIPPER NEED TO ARRIVE
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No. 19436 ID: 8ffee7

>>19434

The intercom was already buzzing. And you called the stripper first, so that's probably him now!
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No. 19438 ID: 335096

>>19434
Tell Gnome to go down and invite the other guests up.
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No. 19439 ID: 9a71e2

>>19434
Set out FANCY DINNERWARE.
Pretend that everyone should have known this was a TEA PARTY.
Berate them for lacking the proper attire.
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No. 19441 ID: bde1b8

>>19434
You forgot to invite Ed Pastry.
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No. 19443 ID: 227d44

>>19438
Except for that faggot Leaver of course.
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No. 19444 ID: fb5d8e
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19444

>>19438
>Tell Gnome to go down and invite the other guests up.

Reaver tells Gnome to get the guests.

>>19439
>Set out FANCY DINNERWARE.
>Pretend that everyone should have known this was a TEA PARTY.
>Berate them for lacking the proper attire.

Yeah! That's gonna be some grade A trolling!
Reaver goes-- AW FUCK, GNOME
FUCK IT'S CROWDED IN HERE
AW FU-- FUCKING HELL DID YOU LET IN LEAVER
FUCK YOU GNOME
FUCK

Woah wait
Did ClockworkSeal just roll in on his slippers
Man that is pretty hardcore
Reaver can respect that


So, now the crib is stuffed and the stripper hasnt arrived yet, what should be going down?
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No. 19445 ID: 335096

>>19444

Well, since the stripper hasn't arrived yet, guess Gnome will just have to do for now. Then lets take Leaver aside for a special party game of "who can wait locked in the closet for the longest?" We'll even be nice and let him go first.
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No. 19446 ID: 9a71e2

>>19444
Continue with TEA PARTY idea.
Completely ignore COOLING PIZZA and SODA.
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No. 19447 ID: 33331a

>>19444
Admire that picture in the background that appears to be a bunch of Ash Ketchums in a drum circle. Seriously what the hell is going on with that thing?
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No. 19448 ID: fb5d8e
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19448

>>19447
>Admire that picture in the background that appears to be a bunch of Ash Ketchums in a drum circle. Seriously what the hell is going on with that thing?

...Hmmmmm....
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No. 19452 ID: 335096

>>19448
It's a bunch of very pixelated Ash Ketchums in a drum-circle, clearly.
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No. 19456 ID: fb5d8e
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19456

ALLRIGHT THAT'S IT
REAVER IS TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS AND CLOSING THE BLINDS
HE'S GOING TO SLEEP
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No. 19457 ID: 33331a

Use the fart application on Gnome's phone to make it appear as though he is farting.
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No. 19459 ID: fb5d8e
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19459

LEAVER WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE GLOW IN THE DARK PAINT ON YOUR FACE


>THE END
>FOR NOW
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No. 19460 ID: 33331a

>>19456
Dammit Leaver turn off your head I mean Jesus.
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No. 19461 ID: 335096

>>19456
Wow, Leavers head grows in the dark? Awesome.
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No. 19462 ID: 9a71e2

>>19456
A SLEEPOVER?
Talk about boys, makeup and clothes.
Cause CLOCKWORKSEAL and VELENOR to become disturbed.
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No. 19463 ID: 335096

>>19459

Good night for now Reaver, looking forward to next time.
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No. 19465 ID: 227d44
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19465

>>19459
Wh-what paint?
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No. 19466 ID: 335096

>>19465
Hey Leaver. Its Friday. Where's our PrudyQuest?
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No. 19469 ID: 227d44
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19469

>>19466
UM

G2G
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No. 19470 ID: acdc9b

>>19466
It's only friday in real life, not in-quest.
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No. 19476 ID: 335096

>>19469
Then where's our Quester Quest?
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No. 19478 ID: 227d44
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19478

>>19476
Why would you want it? I mean, look at this "art".

LOOK AT IT I SAY
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No. 19479 ID: 335096

>>19478
I... I was enjoying it is all... no need to yell...
*sniff*
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No. 19610 ID: fb5d8e
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19610

holy hell what time is it
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No. 19611 ID: 9dd38f

>>19610

Find your yukata, fast!
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No. 19612 ID: fb5d8e
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19612

>>19611
>Find your yukata, fast!

Score!
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No. 19613 ID: f21281

>>19612
Weaver: Lament on the lack of ACT today.
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No. 19614 ID: 9dd38f

>>19612

Didn't you leave your pointy hat at the cleaners?
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No. 19615 ID: 335096

>>19612
Lets... lets keep the stalkings. No one needs to know.
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No. 19619 ID: 0d5afc

>>19615
Stockings you dolt, not stalkings.
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No. 19624 ID: 33bb8b

>>19619
..although the other thing is good too
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No. 19638 ID: 3354eb

>>19610
>>19612
Wait... why did you wake up in Weaver's room?
Was... was the contract broken?
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No. 22162 ID: 7eda8b

What became of the party?
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No. 27705 ID: 4b96a7

Ask Weaver what the heck happened.
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