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166160 No. 166160 ID: 8c0848

God damn it! Did I fall asleep! SHIT!
I can't see what or who it is. I can't get free. Damn it!

"Let me go, bastard!"
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No. 178401 ID: f21281

>>178363
Suggestively sway your hips to accentuate said booty as he follows you out of the restaurant.

Maybe it'll trigger his hormones and he'll get the joke.
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No. 178414 ID: 0fc814

Walk in front of him. His eyes barely come up to your waist.

If that doesn't work, just trip him with your tail so he faceplants against your butt. That'll work for sure.

Alternately, just leave. Bring lots of water!
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No. 178415 ID: 620bfb

>>178363
Get on with it!
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No. 178504 ID: 8c0848
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178504

Now that we're done screwing around, we can leave. There is something I need to do first though.

"Don't just jam it in there! You have to do it right!"

"What? it's not like it won't all fit."

"You still have to take your time and do it right, dammit! You're going to make a mess!"
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No. 178506 ID: 49b821

>>178504
Uhm...
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No. 178508 ID: 1ac39d

waiting for it to be rynh trying on shoes or something.
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No. 178510 ID: a85626

>>178504

>> Now that we're done leaving around, we can screw.
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No. 178512 ID: 0fc814

>>178504
Cut it out. No one uses language like that while packing. You're doing it on purpose.
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No. 178514 ID: 8c0848
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178514

"You're going to tear the books if you just throw them in with the other crap!"

"What other crap? All you have is that weird outfit and a chainmail suit. Why don't you just wear the boots!?"

"Because they bunch up my claws and I haven't had time to chop the toes off of them!"

I'll have to remember to load up on rations in the morning and maybe ask that Tura girl about Southbound caravans.
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No. 178518 ID: a594b9

>>178514
Your nose is pretty close to his...
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No. 178519 ID: d47be3

I'm gonna go for the subversion guess that they are.
It's too obviously the 'misleading conversation' joke, so they actually are fucking.
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No. 178520 ID: 476456

>>178514

your noses are touchan~
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No. 178523 ID: a85626

>>178518
>>178520

Oh give it up you guys. We've got plenty of time. If Jehral passes up a chance to tap this, good riddance!

*grumbles* disembodied voices jump at the first male who looks your way *grumbles*
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No. 178526 ID: d47be3

Looks like I guessed wrong.
Oh well.
I don't mind one bit.
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No. 178529 ID: 40cb26

>>178514
Both of you calm down and think clearly. You pack your stuff, Jehral can pack his own, and you can both suddenly realize your noses are touching.
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No. 178530 ID: 6a5a08

Cute, you two fight like an old married couple.
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No. 178535 ID: 0fc814

Unhinge your jaws and swallow him whole.
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No. 178541 ID: 8ce2bf

>>178535
That's moving a little too fast!
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No. 178543 ID: b3ee70

>>178514
god damn.
At this point we're being teased

Anyway, a good grope should shock him into confusion, which is much better than being at eachother's noses
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No. 178547 ID: 4cfc69

>>178541
Nah. Do it, Rynh!
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No. 178549 ID: 5f2683

>>178514
Extend Middle Finger, Flick Snout.
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No. 178562 ID: 620bfb

Tso tsundere.
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No. 178567 ID: b8883a

>>178562
General Tzo Tsundere?
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No. 178596 ID: 27332b

>>178514
sell your toes
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No. 178637 ID: 701a19

>>178514
Lick his nose.
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No. 178638 ID: 6a5a08

Use the sword to cut the toes off the boots and wear them- problem solved.
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No. 178687 ID: ecf25b

Force Jehral to eat your boots
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No. 178696 ID: 754d8d

Briefly ponder what Nako's up to, since nothing in town's exploded yet.
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No. 178767 ID: 4473b7
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178767

GET ON WITH IT!
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No. 178768 ID: babee0

Quit flirting with him Rynh.

I think you are still feeling vulnerable from being attacked by shadow-man the other night and went a big strong (HAH) man nearby, and that's why you are relentlessly flirting with Jehral.

At least he's started reciprocating with the flirting.
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No. 178841 ID: 7fb1b1

Settle the boot issue and let's get a move on.
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No. 179485 ID: 8c0848
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179485

"Go get your own stuff in order and stop sitting here rubbing noses with me. I want to leave tomorrow."

"What? I'm no-"

"Go on."
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No. 179488 ID: 8c0848
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179488

The next morning I head out to see Tura, I'll have to either get supplies or a ride or both, I would think. It's quite a way to where I'm going, but I might be easier to follow on an established trade route.

Pain in the ass.
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No. 179491 ID: 476456

Quick, ruffle that mouse girl's hair
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No. 179493 ID: 0b2a05

Ask if there's a caravan heading over there, you might be able to hitch a ride.
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No. 179511 ID: a594b9

>>179488
Cobble together a route from a few different methods of travel. If we don't want someone to follow us, changing things up is best.
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No. 179512 ID: e31d52

This just in, Rynh got her sexy back
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No. 179513 ID: 0fc814

Head along with the first group headed in the right direction. Time is of the essence.

If you can hire yourself on as a guard, more's the better. Offer them a good deal, since the alternative is heading off alone for free.

Ask Tura for this information.
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No. 179516 ID: 9606a6

D'aww, long time no see, Nezu.
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No. 179523 ID: 6a5a08

Alright! Let's join up with a caravan or something and get moving. Time's a wastin', and time is difficult to get back.

Though not impossible.
Perhaps we should study some Time Magic.
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No. 179535 ID: 459929

>>179488
Hug Nezu.
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No. 179562 ID: b3ee70

>>179535
you don't need to understand it.
Your gobbo wagon leader can explain this rat's past
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No. 179578 ID: 8c0848
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179578

"Hey, you wanna buy stuff from me? I give great deals because I am so HONEST! Like really, super HONEST. C'mon, c'mon!"

"Tchee, stop trying to sell your dad's merchandise. Don't mind her, Rynh. She probably just wants attention."

It's like a giant pair of eyes with a rat attached is staring at me...
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No. 179580 ID: 0b2a05

Oh god.

She's the epitome of adorable.

Pat her on the head she deserves that much.
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No. 179581 ID: a594b9

>>179578
Er... what's she got?

Gee, what would be the chances of her having one of those crystal shard things?
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No. 179588 ID: 40cb26

>>179578
Tell her that claiming to be honest can be seen as suspicious. Just keep business up front, simple and earnest and that'll do better.

Might as well ask her what's shes got for supplies and if there's anything special she's got. Who knows you might just friendly your way into getting something actually useful.
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No. 179606 ID: 0fc814

Forget it. She's clearly just trying to pawn off some junk. Focus on getting hired onto a caravan or the like. Though, if you can travel with Tura, that'd be good. More friendly faces.
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No. 179625 ID: ac13a9

>>179578
>Not Nezu

;_;
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No. 179626 ID: e75439

Be careful she might be a pickpocket.
If she is dishonest you can use that to your advantage. Just 'unknowingly' drop the magic pendent you're protecting. She'll take it. Then you can watch her and when she gets attacked you can safely kill the attacker. Then you would of dealt with the attacker and you can get a boon from the child for saving her life even though she stole from you.
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No. 179742 ID: 754d8d

>>179578
Be nice, maybe humor her on the merchant-thing, but check your pockets when she's gone.

( also, Tura's a gob/elf, both of which are long-lived. this could be Nezu's great grandkid or something )
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No. 179760 ID: 620bfb

>>179742
And somewhere along the line her or a relative hooked up with Ikit.
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No. 179761 ID: 7a7c67

>>179578
See what she has, but she DOES seem like the kind that could be a pickpocket. On the other hand she is goddamn adorable. Who knows what she might have? I say its at least worth a look.
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No. 179773 ID: f4963f

>>179578
Yeah, she's cute, but get back on track, Rynh. We need to find a caravan headed in the direction we're going. Make sure you're stocked up on rations.
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No. 179795 ID: 445c48

Buy hugs
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No. 179875 ID: b310fe

>>179795
Second with the force of a thousand suns.
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No. 179950 ID: 63ab82

This is tgchan. I am surprised no one mentioned it yet, but take her home. Bring her along in the party. Keep a sharp eye on her, though, as the cutebold is ours. Make that point clear from the getgo.
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No. 180035 ID: d3dfb8

>>179950
She spoke to us. We own her.
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No. 180574 ID: b58b7e

>>180035
Yeah, pretty much.
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No. 181243 ID: 8c0848
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181243

I don't think dragging a little kid I've never met along with me would be wise. I doubt she'd be useful and I also think that would be kidnapping.
Tura seems to be handling it.

"Alright, rodent. Don't be playing around here. I'm not explaining to your mom that we had to yank your mangled carcass out of the spokes of an ox cart. Scram!"

"Okay, boobies.

"GIT!"
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No. 181244 ID: 1ac39d

QUICK! make sure she didn't make off with any of your stuff!
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No. 181246 ID: 9732ed

Tura's name is now Boobies.
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No. 181249 ID: 9f2d29

>>181243
Steal the hammer the Kobold dropped.
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No. 181250 ID: 70b00c

Remember to thank Tura.

Hmmm I suppose Nezu must have found some nice fellow to settle down with?
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No. 181256 ID: 3b7fd4

Can Rynh ride? How much would some kind of rideable beast cost? If we can get a two seater that can also carry supplies then that's a bonus.
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No. 181257 ID: 620bfb

>>181250
My money's on some sort of completely honest rat merchant.
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No. 181258 ID: 8bdb6a

If you can't get any useful information about travel groups, just start walking south. Right now, just pick up your bags and start walking south.
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No. 181263 ID: 6a5a08

Help the fallen Kobold to increase Karma.
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No. 181277 ID: 701a19

>>181263
This, then ask Tura how things went with her dad.
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No. 181280 ID: d3dfb8

>>181277
Tell her the voices want to know.
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No. 181287 ID: b3ee70

>>181280
Democracy?
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No. 181314 ID: 8c0848
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181314

"Trying to steal my business, Tchee'ka? You'll have to be punished severely!"

"No, daddy! That tickles! Aiiiiiiieeeeee!~"


I'm not sure what's going on, but if this is her father and he's a merchant, then maybe I can get somethings I need or get to places I need to go.
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No. 181316 ID: d3dfb8

>>181314
Ask that fucker how Nezu is doing
That rat bastard better be taking good care of her, or I'mma kick his ass into next week
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No. 181328 ID: 3b7fd4

Well time to think about the economics. We want to get to the dragon mountain and come out on top.

Get Boobies/Tura and this merchant together and see if it is feasible to buy 1-3 pack animals. If we find out what this town produces then we can load our animal(s) and sell/trade it on the way. Farmers might be interested in things like salt, sugar, spices, medicine.

We gotta go check out these dragons, but if we can make money on the way then that's double plus good right?
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No. 181331 ID: d3dfb8

>>181328
Also inquire as to how much it would cost to buy Tchee'ka
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No. 181334 ID: 70b00c

>>181328
I agree with this gentleman. Get some pack animals and ask about any trading along the way and lets head out.
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No. 181336 ID: 8bdb6a

We've spent half of this goddamn quest buying equipment and supplies. Just leave already.
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No. 181350 ID: d3dfb8

>>181336
It wouldn't be so bad if the quest were updated more than once or twice a week.
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No. 181354 ID: 6a5a08

Offer to teach the little rat girl the ways of the Warrior. Then kidnap her, help the Kobold to counter Karma loss, get Noseface, and flee.

If not, still help the Kobold. Stop being so heartless.
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No. 181509 ID: a83ce3

You know, I'm not sure there's a reason to meet and befriend every random person in this town.

Maybe we should go see the dragon.
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No. 181529 ID: 6a5a08

There is a reason: Karma. Get high enough Karma, and random people in the street give you stuff. And also we'd have a ton of favors to cash in if we ever needed to raise a militia army to fight a rampant Dark God.

Also, it's the right thing to do to help the Kobold.
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No. 181603 ID: 63ab82

Is this karma business even... canon? Any how, we must ask Boobie regarding her father! And where is her mother.
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No. 181782 ID: 8c0848
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181782

I ask Tura and the ratman who introduces himself as Rek'iit about either riding with a caravan or buying something to ride myself, although buying and stocking a trade wagon seems a little out of my price range at the moment.

"I go back and forth from the south islands all the time. You could get over half way to where you're going by ship, but then you'd have to find your own way from there, but we could give you a free ride just for the off chance we need you to fend off gnollish pirates or something."

"I trade with the desert city of Shaavan, which is near where you want to go, but you would have to cross the desert after we arrived, but it's a long trip and I'd pay for an armed escort."

The easy way sounds tempting, but could get costly if I need to hire a ship just to get somewhere and the overland route is more profitable, but will take longer and might me more dangerous.

Decisions, decisions...
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No. 181783 ID: 197650

Go with the tits.
I mean goblin.
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No. 181784 ID: 8ce2bf

>>181782
Money is for pussies, take the ship route.
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No. 181792 ID: 620bfb

>>181782
Oh god their sentences have multiple buts. Hmm, tits or adorable? I say tits.
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No. 181794 ID: 70b00c

>>181782
Going as an escort would be useful. We might be able to build up a good reputation, and remember, if we get ambushed you can't run away on the open ocean.
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No. 181799 ID: 6a5a08

Desert travel. We're a (half) dragon, heat and sand hold no threat to our superior awesomeness!

Oh, wait, Noseface is joining us...

Desert travel still!
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No. 181831 ID: 417bb1

Take the slower route for the desert city. It takes us closer to our destination and Jehral will probably be a lot happier about this if he's getting paid. He IS a mercenary.
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No. 181832 ID: 3afd1f

Going by ship would also have the danger of seasickness.

So, desert.
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No. 181833 ID: 8bdb6a

Take the ship! There might be pirates! You could steal a hat!

And it'll be faster, so even if you're stuck on the island for days or weeks trying to catch a ride the rest of the way, you'll still probably get there faster than walking a zillion miles.
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No. 181838 ID: 4531bc

>>181799
I propose that, from this point on, Jehral be referred to as 'Noseface"
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No. 181868 ID: a83ce3

Take the ship. Wind, sun, being cooped up on a vessel with dozens of men for ages, also it's faster and we've spent enough time him.
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No. 181888 ID: 0a2dea

Go with the rats. Desert, d'aww, and dinero. Just make sure to get plenty of water when you're about to cross the desert. And maybe a couple of camels.
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No. 181899 ID: 0b18ab

Ship.
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No. 181909 ID: 67c611

Boat. Cast spells off the back of it for extra propulsion.
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No. 181913 ID: a7a85a

Jehral. On the sea.

Oh, yes. There will be puke.
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No. 181918 ID: ecf25b

>>181913
This. We need to toughen him up.
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No. 181995 ID: 8c0848
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181995

After deciding to go by sea and waiting for the preparations to be made, we travel overland to the docks and load the ship for Kalidora.
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182002

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No. 182003 ID: d3dfb8

Well, that was uneventful and slow.
Still loved it, keep up the good work.
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