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136783 No. 136783 ID: 950529

Garret "Garth" Redwick has come to Funkytown to make a new start in life. His goal? Fuck one female of each of the furred species present. With his endeavours successful so far /quest/ fears something bad may be around the corner, or that supernatural forces may be involved!

Wiki and links to previous threads: http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Valley_of_Love
Tags: flirting, dating, sexing, loving, hating, playing

Commitment Level: Minimum/Average. It is required to have read previous threads, but no attention to detail is needed to get involved.
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No. 136785 ID: 950529
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136785

Bear: Check.
Dog: Check.
..Bunny: Check.
Next up are wolves, mice and cats.

Quests:
Doctors appointment at 10AM today
Make more cash (only have 16.50 now)
Pay Max 10 bucks
Take mousetwins on threesome date (optional)
Take mrs Wulfe to the city (optional)
Find out more about Elizabeth and who's taking care of her (optional)
Eat at Fran's house at 5PM (optional)
Check who lives at the last two houses on Buccaneer Road (optional)

Time's 8AM, I just got done cleaning, and I'm just a bit hungry.
Let's go.
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No. 136787 ID: 77e2a8

Buccaneer road, here we go.
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No. 136788 ID: d97d76

>>136785
>Take mousetwins on threesome date (optional)
We've already got this scheduled for 6 PM so you'd best be prepared for at least that.

First order of business is probably to make some cash to make that more feasible though. Mrs. Wulfe can hopefully wait until tomorrow.
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No. 136789 ID: e3f578

Next time you see Max slip him a ten with a note and heart signed Garth. Ever so slyly. Why? Well hell, you've proven a magnificent player and seducer of ladies, now be a frequent, clever joker and tease of your friends.
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No. 136791 ID: 934ef5

>>136785
I'd put some priority on the Liz issues, because:
-Knowing who has been giving her food is important and useful info
-If we miss the next food dropoff we'll have to wait another week.
-After sorting that out we can talk to the mayor and get perhaps funding to fix the place up. It's the best shot to a real income around here.

You can also apologize for the assreaming. Maybe don't be too quick to get in her pants again though, you need to recover some.
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No. 136792 ID: 934ef5

And if you're up to it, you can stop and talk with dombunny and visit tittykitty and the others, maybe grab breakfast with them.
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No. 136800 ID: 950529
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136800

A'ight, bros, I'll head over to Buccaneer Road while you think of how I'm gonna find out who takes care of Liz before I go there.

Buccaneer Road is damn quiet. No one opens in the two houses I haven't visited yet. They must be off to work already.
I'll go check if I can see Sam. Might as well get it over with.

...


I stand in front of the door for like ten minutes before knocking.
Michelle opens the door. I can't help but sigh in relief.
>"Hey Garthman, what's up? If you're looking for the others they've already left to work.
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No. 136801 ID: 934ef5

>>136800
>Michelle
You mean, Jill?
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No. 136803 ID: e3c652

>>136801
No, Michelle. Jill was the fluffy dog.
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No. 136804 ID: 934ef5

>>136800
Ask about what bunny and kitty do for a living, and chitchat with her for a bit.
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No. 136807 ID: 77e2a8

"When they'll be back?"
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No. 136808 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136800
"You look much better with less make-up on your face."
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No. 136815 ID: 950529
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136815

"You look much better with less make-up on your face."
>"God, you sound like my family, man. I'm not doing it to be pretty, it's how I express myself."
"Ah, I see. I just noticed how good-looking you are. Sorry about that."
>"It's cool, man."
"Thanks. Do you know what kind of work do the others do? Do you know when they'll be back?"
>"No idea. They're usually all home at eight or so. Sam is a tutor or something, and Elaine works at a cleaners, both in the city. Jill's the doc's assistant over that way. Why? You need their cellphone numbers, or you wanna leave a message? What's up?"
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No. 136816 ID: 77e2a8

"Oh, it's not that important."

Alternatively, get their numbers. Just in case you actually come to need it, y'know.
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No. 136817 ID: f21281

>>136815
"Just wanted some one-on-one, babe. Didn't say anything last night, cuz you seem to be the loner type."
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No. 136818 ID: 701a19

"Actually, cell phone numbers sound like a good idea."
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No. 136819 ID: 934ef5

>>136815
"Just wanted to chitchat and... honestly I was sorta hoping I could share a breakfast with you guys. I'm sorta broke."
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No. 136820 ID: 701a19

>>136817
This too.
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No. 136821 ID: f1c017

>>136815
Talk about to her about her more, girls like that
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No. 136824 ID: 934ef5

Wait, you don't even have a cellphone do you? You'd need to borrow someone elses to call them, and that seems like it would be an issue considering what you'd be talking about.
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No. 136832 ID: 67c611

Guys, what we are going to do is get back at Samantha by taking the lead through force. We need some way to restrain her. It's an easy way to tip the power balance. Making her feel helpless is the goal here. People quickly crumble if they don't see an easy way out. Ask Max if you can borrow some handcuffs.

Here's the plan. Agree to see her sometime, preferably at her house, alone. When she has her back turned go up behind her and grab her by one wrist and twist it up behind her back. Now you need to forcefully but not violently shove her up against a wall or over a counter or table. Handcuff her or otherwise restrain her and start with the taunting and mocking. Put a dog collar on her. The feeling of being owned like that is very degrading. Don't wait around. If you are up for it go straight to slamfucking. Alternatively you could make her beg for it.

Be creative. Have fun.

[derp missed the new thread]
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No. 136834 ID: 934ef5

What? No dude. We're gonna talk to her, she's gonna feel bad and either let us tap it properly or help us out other ways.
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No. 136836 ID: e3f578

alright, i thought I'd bring this up... are your balls okay from all that shagging yesterday? I'm not sure a night is enough time for regenerizing.
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No. 136838 ID: 950529
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136838

Are you fucking retarded? I'm not going to rape anyone. What the hell, man.

And, yeah, true, I can't really call any cells so that's useless.

"Just wanted some one-on-one, babe. Didn't say anything last night, cuz you seem to be the loner type."

She casually closes the door in my face.
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No. 136839 ID: 445c48

smooth brah
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No. 136840 ID: 934ef5

>>136838
"One on one CONVERSATION!"
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No. 136841 ID: f1c017

>>136838
nice
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No. 136842 ID: 934ef5

>>136838
The HELL is wrong with you boy?
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No. 136843 ID: 0abb50

>>136838

...you idiot.
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No. 136844 ID: 632862

She's completely disinterested. Maybe she doesn't like men? Or perhaps she just doesn't want sex in general.
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No. 136853 ID: 445c48

Wait around for a minute. Maybe she's coming back naked. I DON'T KNOW BUT THE WOMEN IN THIS TOWN ARE ALL PROBABLY THAT EASY
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No. 136856 ID: 950529
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136856

Fuck you, man, I was following your suggestions.

I wait around for a bit, but she doesn't come back.
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No. 136857 ID: f1c017

>>136856
GET HAT CLEANED
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No. 136860 ID: 154253

>>136856
Damn, well, not much you can do. Could always knock and apologise if you wanna, but Diane seems more likely to fill the list, so... might as well move on and check the other two houses.
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No. 136861 ID: 77e2a8

>>136856
>Fuck you, man, I was following your suggestions.
And look where that get you, eh? Eh?

Allright, time to check the other neighbors.
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No. 136862 ID: 934ef5

>>136856
All the worst ones, it seems. Whatever. We can apologize later.

Head off to Liz, and keep an eye out for anyone carrying food around going to or from there.
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No. 136863 ID: e69635

Well.

Time to look for a jerb
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No. 136865 ID: 3416ec

>>136863

I think you mean a jorb.
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No. 136866 ID: 0abb50
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136866

>>136865

Do I even have to say it?!
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No. 136872 ID: 67c611

Are there any flowers nearby?

Leave one on the doorstep to show you are still interested.
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No. 136874 ID: 67c611

>>Are you fucking retarded? I'm not going to rape anyone. What the hell, man.

No, more like a playful rivalry. Two doms fighting it out to see who ends up on top. Tie her first and then go from there (no pun intended). Currently she is winning 1 to 0. I think she'd enjoy it.

You know you want to eat the cake.
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No. 136875 ID: 19ecf1

>>136856
if you got any paper, time to slide it underneath with a message saying you didn't mean it in the sexual way. That you only wanted to know her better.

Then you oughta get a job.
and clean that damn hat. Why won't you take the dang thing off for a second?!
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No. 136882 ID: d59bcf

She is now my favourite.

Anyway, knock again and apologize if she answers. Let her know that you were only kidding--you're not that kind of guy.
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No. 136891 ID: 934ef5

No more shenanigans here, get something to eat.
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No. 136894 ID: 79fd87

Go to your doctor's appointment, then go to the city and first go to the cleaners to drop off your hat. Then go looking for jobs since you'll look more respectable without your hat (and once you're hired, you should be able to wear what you like) and then before you leave the city, pick up your hat. That way you have a way to talk to Elaine too while you're at the cleaners.
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No. 136897 ID: 0abb50

>Secret bonus for fucking her.

You KNOW it must be done. Figure out a way to right this wrong, romeo.
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No. 136901 ID: 950529
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136901

"I meant one-on-one conversations! I'm sorry if I gave the wrong idea! I hope we can talk again some time!"

That's enough yelling.
My docs appointment is only in one and a half hours. Heading to the city after seems like a pretty dope idea though.

A'ight, heading to Liz.
I knock a few times and she soon opens.
>"Garth.. I recognized your knock."

So what am I supposed to ask/say.
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No. 136905 ID: e69635

>>136901
Say hi
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No. 136906 ID: 934ef5

>>136901
Ask her how she is doing, and give her a hug. Then ask about when she gets food. You have a mind to find out who that is, before introducing her to the other townsfolk.
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No. 136907 ID: f1c017

>>136901
R U AN GHOST?
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No. 136908 ID: 154253

>>136901
"Morning Liz. How're you doing? Just wanted to stop by for a bit before my doctor's appointment, see if there's anything I could help you with, or just spend some time with you. Also, I want to figure out who's been leaving you provisions, I'm kinda curious about that."
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No. 136910 ID: 934ef5

>>136908
We already know that she doesn't know who it is, so we want to find out when they come by so we can talk to them.
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No. 136912 ID: badf27

>>136901
"I've been hit on the head. What year is it?"
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No. 136919 ID: 934ef5

>>136907
>>136912
Quit with the ghost stuff, she's here in the daytime and warm and all that. Besides if she's been here alone so long she might not even be sure which year it is.
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No. 136921 ID: 19ecf1

>>136901
"hey... just dropping by before my doctors appointment. I am very interested in getting you back with the town, but I'd like to figgure out who the basket giver is... If you let me know when you're putting your basket out, maybe I could get together with that person and see if I can get the person to help."
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No. 136947 ID: 701a19

>>136874
Pfft.
First off it would no more be rape than when she did it to you, 'though you should give her a safe word right before you start pounding her.
If she fancies herself a dom then she should know exactly what that means, and it'd be giving her MUCH more than she gave you. A way out.

>>136901
"I was wondering... Since the town thinks this place is abandoned I was thinking I might be able to get the rights to it in exchange for fixing it up.
Would that be ok with you?"

Remember, it's free housing, and she might be adventurous enough to help you out in your quest. Especially since that means getting a social life.
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No. 136956 ID: 934ef5

>I might be able to get the rights to it
Ah no no, it's her place. It is a big place though, so maybe we could stay here too.

What was the other idea? Having the city to take over and preserve it? I'm not sure how to play this best... I think we should talk to the mayor as soon as we sort out who has been helping her.
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No. 136961 ID: 934ef5

>>136956
Ah yes, historical preservation! You can get money to fix up the place, and Liz can still live here.
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No. 136962 ID: 701a19

>>136956
Technically she's squatting, but you're right. He should say "get you the rights" instead.

Garth, what do you think of these ideas?
A: Fixing the house for a place to stay.
B: Securing Liz as a lover.
C: Convincing Liz to join your quest.

Remember that moving into Liz's house would put you in an excellent position to find out who her patron is, and it puts you in a position for more income.
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No. 136971 ID: 632862

How about we just invite her for a walk around town for starters?
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No. 136972 ID: 934ef5

>>136962
>B: Securing Liz as a lover.
Already there I think. Having her known by everyone would probably make that a bit more complicated.
>C: Convincing Liz to join your quest.
No way, she's not like that and doesn't even need to know about it, we just want to get her living a normal life.

>moving into Liz's house would put you in an excellent position to find out who her patron is
I'm thinking if her patron has any clue that anyone else is helping her, that they'd just stop showing up. We need to sort that out first, after all even if this person has been keeping her alive they've also kept her isolated.
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No. 136977 ID: 3416ec

Go inside and make her a cup of tea.

Jizz in the tea.
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No. 136978 ID: 950529
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136978

"Yep, it's me. Hey, Elizabeth. I thought I'd check how you're doing."
>"I'm doing well. Thank you."
"I'm glad. Say, when do you put the basket out? I'd like to find out who is bringing you food. Maybe I could encourage them to actually visit you too."
>"Oh, Garth, I'd like that. I always put the basket out on Saturday mornings, and it is back here in the evening."
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No. 136982 ID: 9d07d9

Valentines Day was a Sunday, so today's Monday, right?

Looks like we're out of luck. Gonna have to wait on that one.
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No. 136984 ID: 154253

>>136978
Smile and touch her cheek with the back of your hand. "Good to know. So, can I come in? I've got some spare time and would like some company. Could also see about helping you with the house, maybe tidy up a bit."
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No. 136986 ID: 8ce2bf

>>136978
Check out the DIY Supplies store, maybe we can get a quick job.
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No. 136987 ID: 934ef5

>>136984
I'm ok with cleaning up here, but with two caveats: Moving stuff might be awkward for the blind girl who's used to everything being in certain places, and any visible changes might tip off her patron. Getting a good look at the place is a good idea.

Maybe just a nice visit until your appointment. Cuddle a bit maybe. And uh... you probably don't want to screw her right now, your junk has had enough workout lately and you have no time to clean up again.
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No. 136989 ID: 934ef5

You should say you have a busy day today, and you want to come by tomorrow. You still haven't done her properly, after all.

Not much else we can do in the time left besides visit her for now. Getting a job in that time frame is iffy. We could have a look around for a nice place for the date tonight, maybe a picnic in the woods to the south.
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No. 136991 ID: 701a19

>>136972
>No way, she's not like that and doesn't even need to know about it, we just want to get her living a normal life.

I'm not convinced. I think there's quite a bit of long-term potential here, and her libido is high enough to sleep with some total stranger after years of being alone.
She's obviously afraid of people, but her libido overpowered her preservation instinct.

Wait awhile before bringing it up, but if she can be convinced to try it and enjoy it then that's probably the best possible outcome.
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No. 136993 ID: 701a19

>>136989
No, getting a job is quite doable.

Step 1: Ask the mayor about restoring the house, and find out what has to be done to get the rights to it. If they can pay you for it, then so much the better.
Step 2: Return to Liz with the results, and ask if you can move in with her.
Step 3: Inform Max of the results, and ask about swapping the room for cash.

The only downside here is that you can't bring playmates back with you _unless_you_can_get_Liz_interested_.
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No. 136994 ID: 934ef5

>>136993
What I don't want is to be involved with this place, and then later people find out about Liz has been here. Then it was us keeping the secret, and for what reason? Taking advantage of the girl?

I dunno, maybe we can show her around right way, and screw trying to find the patron. Or perhaps tell the mayor but say that Liz doesn't want everyone to know just yet.
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No. 137000 ID: 934ef5

...It occurs to me, we should just ask Liz how she wants things to go down.
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No. 137009 ID: 701a19

>>136994
No.
Somebody has been keeping her alive AND keeping her isolated. They might not have entirely wholesome intentions, and it's possible that they might attempt to relocate her by force if they notice Garth.

We're keeping her secret because we don't know if making her known would put her at risk. Completely besides that, people are going to investigate en-mass if they find out about her and she's quite obviously not ready for that yet.

She won't be taken advantage of any more than she already is, and there's nothing wrong with bringing her into the quest if it makes both her and Garth happy.
Garth's quest is far from noble, but we are certainly capable of making the lives of people around him better along the way.

Hey, Garth! Could you see yourself sticking around here after your quest? Assuming they don't run you out of town, obviously.
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No. 137010 ID: 701a19

>>137000
Obviously, but we should know what the REAL options are before we ask her. It would be horrible to get her hopes up and then found out it can't be done.
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No. 137012 ID: 934ef5

>>137010
No reason we can't just ask her what she would like, while being honest about us not knowing what can be done.

We should also state our concerns about her patron, at least that we want to wait for others to know about her until we find out who it is.
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No. 137063 ID: f609ed

"I'm still waiting"
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No. 137064 ID: 950529
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137064

I gently stroke her cheek.
"That's good to know. Tell me, Elizabeth.. How would you like things to turn out?"
She holds my hand to her cheek.
>"I would like to discover the world outside together with you, Garth. I just know that you will figure out how.."
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No. 137066 ID: 632862

>>137064
"Can't I just lead you around by the hand?"
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No. 137069 ID: 8e9eb6

"Why haven't you ever tried to leave on your own?"
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No. 137070 ID: 701a19

>>137064
Ok, Garth, you realize that means you have a responsibility to take care of her, right?
We're willing to help you with your goals, but there are limits on what we're willing to help you do.

Anyway, ask her if she would like you to live with her.
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No. 137075 ID: a7a85a

We should wait inside the house when the basket is taken, or anywhere out of view. Learn the identity of the stranger without interacting.

If we known them we may be able to discern a motive. If we don't we can meet whoever it is away from Liz and try to find out.

It's probably just someone being charitable, but I agree, it's not worth Liz's well being. Proceed with caution.
Don't tip anyone off.
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No. 137077 ID: 632862

The basket filling is done once a week. On Saturday. It's Monday right now.

Also, she doesn't leave the house on her own because she hasn't been out of the house for so long she doesn't know the layout of the streets.
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No. 137081 ID: 19ecf1

>>137064
the main issue we have is this...
Garth is getting sucked into a commitment... in a relationship... which may become a committed relationship...

Chose thy words, so you can keep this close friendship and still get some without creating CRAZY SHIT.
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No. 137083 ID: a7a85a

>>137077
I know. I was just voicing a suggestion for that eventuality, since we were talking about it.
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No. 137085 ID: 701a19

>>137081
He's already committed. She's grown a strong attachment to him, and he can't back out without her suffering for it.

He could try telling her that he's being *adventurous* and sowing his wild oats while he's still young, but she's more than welcome to join him if she's comfortable with 'sharing intimacy' with others.

It's straightforward and honest, but if she declines then make it clear you're still her friend.
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No. 137104 ID: 934ef5

>>137064
You have to consider the endgame man.

You will help her, I know this, but will you stay with her? Will you only help to get her on her feet, so she can live her own life? Or will you finish this quest and take with you when you go?
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No. 137213 ID: 701a19

>>137104
Or even stick around? You could position yourself into having a pretty good place here without much effort.
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No. 137216 ID: f648c7

>>137064
>Figure out how
Wait what? What would be stopping you? Inquire as to what she means.
Ask about Lady Palmer, as well, who was she?

After this, I think we should talk to the Mayor.
There could very well be something he (she?) can do to help Elizabeth. We don't have to take this on by ourselves.
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No. 137221 ID: a56bd0

>>137213
As long as he doesn't fuck up too much he might be able to get this kind of good end...

There are two situations I see which could cause him to have to leave... The bear girl (a case of look before you leap), or the Mr's Wolfe situation (dependent on if he 'really' plans to go through with what I think is a bad idea... screwing with girls feelings is bad enough... screwing with a girl with a guy is worse.. but she has kids man... this could fuck up a 'lot' of people's lives... just because she wants it wouldn't excuse him... lots of people 'want' what they probably shouldn't have.)
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No. 137232 ID: 950529
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137232

"Can I lead you by the hand?"
>"W-would you? I'd like that."

Come on, guys, I'm not going to ask her to join me in my bitchfucking quest.
And seriously, what the heck, you're just talking with each other now. Give me something to do. This is real awkward.

>"..Are you okay, Garth? You seem tense.."
"Oh, forgive me. I have to go to a doctor's appointment, but I don't want to leave so soon."
>"Oh, Garth, it's okay. I'm happy you visited me. Hearing your voice fills me with joy for the day."
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No. 137233 ID: 8ecfd4

>>137232
Ask her if there is anything you can help her with before your doctors appointment. And no sexual stuff. Your little friend deserves some rest and you don't want to go to the doctor smelling like sex.
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No. 137236 ID: 8ce2bf

>>137232
Aren't you a bit hungry? Take her out for a little something to eat, you have a good amount of time left. How about the cafe?
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No. 137237 ID: f11584

>>137232
"Fill you joy? Shit, bitch. I'll fill you with joy. A little Almond Joy. You know what I'm sayin'?"

It's an anal sex joke. She'll find it funny.
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No. 137238 ID: 154253

>>137232
Alright, tell her you'll see her later and kiss her goodbye.

Head to Hank's DIY store and take a look inside. Might be that you can pick up an odd job there before your appointment, and see what he's got for sale.
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No. 137239 ID: 934ef5

>>137232
Ask her to be patient as you sort things out.

>>137236
He hardly has enough to get coffee for the two of them, and there's the matter of letting her out too soon. I think all she has to wear is that nightgown anyway.
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No. 137242 ID: 8ecfd4

Garth, go to the mayors office. Offer sexual favours and tell the mayor that you need cash to restore the old house as a communal work project. Hopefully it's a moderatly hot woman who is the mayor, but even if it's not I trust you can do what needs to be done.
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No. 137249 ID: 154253

>>137238
Actually, you know what, screw that. Say "Well, I wouldn't mind talking with you until I have to go" and head in with her. Maybe we can get some more information about her, her family, how she came to inherit this house, etc. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER BRO
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No. 137257 ID: 950529
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137257

"Actually, hold on. Elizabeth.. I would like to talk a bit about you. Do you mind?"
>"No.. That's okay. Come in."

We head inside and sit on the sofa I totally reamed her on yesterday.

>"What would you like to know?"
"How do you get by? And how do you used to get by? How did you end up living here?"
>"Oh.. Well, I have lived here my entire life. My father was a military officer just before the 1968 revolution. He was killed, but the townsfolk continued to look after me."
"Such as ms Palmer?"
>"Yes, she was the last to visit me. Everyone stopped coming one after another. I suppose it was just old age."
She sighs.
>"I'm sure they understand why I missed their funerals."
"I'm sure they do, don't worry. So you simply follow the same routine every day?"
>"Well, I have some variation, of course, but I know where everything is. Sometimes I listen to the radio, or play some piano. But the piano has gotten out of tune, so I don't play that much any more."
"That's too bad. I'll see if I can find someone to tune it for you."
>"Oh, thank you, Garth."
"So you said you don't go outside anymore. Why is that exactly?"
>"I don't know what the streets look like now. When the townsfolk still visited me they had a lot to say about the changes that happened during the eighties and nineties. I only know the pre-revolution streets."
"So.. If it's not to painful to say, could you tell me how you turned blind?"
>"It's alright, Garth, I've accepted it already. I got shot during the revolution. I was five at the time."
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No. 137259 ID: 8ecfd4

>>137257
Man that sucks. Ask her about how it was to grow up in Funkel town and how Ms Palmer was.
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No. 137260 ID: 8ce2bf

>>137257
Ask her what she thinks about you helping her find her way around town again after your appointment, maybe meeting some of the other townsfolk.
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No. 137261 ID: 154253

>>137257
She's forty seven. Awwright, go Garth. That explains a few things. Let's see, other questions.

Did she ever have a husband? Any suitors to come to her? She seems at the least experienced, but it'd still be interesting to know.

What about the house itself? Does it have maintained running water or electricity? You could also get her to lead you through the house for a tour, see if you can get the layout down. Who knows, maybe there are interesting things she may not be able to remember due to her losing her sight so early in life.
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No. 137267 ID: 701a19

>>137232
Oh? Would you object to her joining you if she were interested?

Hug her, kiss her, and tell her you'll see her later.
>>
No. 137269 ID: 701a19

>>137261
47?
Well, she might actually leap at the chance to join your quest. She'd make an excellent partner in crime.
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No. 137273 ID: f648c7

>>137257
She's looking great for being 47, rowr.
Ask her if she knew the village's mayor, either then or now?
I find it hard to believe that no one knows she's here, apart from the anonymous benefactor.
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No. 137281 ID: 934ef5

>>137273
I'm wondering if it IS the mayor.

It wouldn't be any of the younger townsfolk, and I doubt the wolf or bear parents would be secretive about it if they knew. It ain't old man Ebeneezer, it could be that drunk asshole rat but I have no idea why he would. There's the Doctor we don't know anything about yet. It could be someone who lives out of town, but seems unlikely.
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No. 137301 ID: 950529
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137301

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No. 137743 ID: 632862

>>137257
Hey, we've heard folks talk about the 'revolution' a few times now. Ask her about it. Like, what it was like to be around during it.
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No. 137763 ID: 934ef5

>>137743
She was five dude, I imagine all she'd recall is yelling and fighting and getting shot in the face.
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No. 138338 ID: 950529
File 12670530104.png - (80.91KB , 700x700 , 215.png )
138338

"I'm so sorry, Elizabeth."
>"It's fine. Really."
"When I come back from my appointment would you like to go on a walk through town? Meet the new townsfolk?"
>"Oh, Garth, I would like that very much."
"Then I will come back as soon as possible. Do you know who the current mayor is?"
>"No, I don't.. Funkel Town does not have its own radio broadcast, so I don't know much regarding current events."
"I see. I plan to speak to him about funding to fix up your mansion. Does it have running water, or electricity?"
>"Yes, that was all installed in the 80s.. But.. Why do you want to fix my home? What is wrong with it?"
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No. 138341 ID: 3416ec

>>138338

Because it looks all run down and wrecked from the outside. Not to mention the bullet holes...
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No. 138342 ID: 632862

>>138338
"The exterior hasn't been cleaned in a while. Could probably use a new paint job after it's been washed. The gate is all smashed up... There's a few bulletholes in the walls too. Looks fine otherwise, though I'd like to inspect more of the interior to make sure."
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No. 138343 ID: 154253

>>138338
"Well, the exterior looks like it's fallen into disrepair without someone to tend for it, which may be part of why no one has come to visit you. And I'm worried about what may lie inside. Things such as wood floors or walls may need repair and be unsafe currently."
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No. 138344 ID: 632862

Oh, add in there that there are a couple of broken windows.
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No. 138345 ID: d97d76

Well, there's the front wall that seems to have been partly blown up, that busted lock, and enough dust on the windows to asphyxiate an ox.

And then there's the matter of the place being bulldozed if some restoration work isn't done on it.
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No. 138355 ID: 3416ec

>>138345

It's a good fixer-upper.
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No. 138358 ID: 8e9eb6

"It's become dilapidated over time, since so few people are aware that you're here."
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No. 138359 ID: 701a19

The outside looks like something out of a cheesy horror movie, and it hasn't had any maintenance for decades. There could be anything from rotting support beams to crumbling foundation, and it might not be safe. It's worrying, and getting it fixed up would make it more inviting to people.
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No. 138398 ID: 19ecf1

>>138338
"nothing is wrong with it. I just wanted to be sure you got your amenities. The issue is that people think the place is abandoned and that nobody lives here. Your house has taken some damage, mainly bulletholes. So I just want to see what may need fixing so people think 'who lives there' in awe.
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No. 138459 ID: f609ed

House stuff is boring. Tell her you have to go, but you can talk more when you get back to take her out on the town. Give her a kiss on the forehead and go to your appointment; if you're early, just flirt with the nurse bro
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No. 138470 ID: 950529
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138470

"Because you deserve to live in the best environment possible, Elizabeth."
>"Oh Garth..."
"Forgive me, but I should get going. I will come back soon to walk you through town."

She walks me to the door.
>"Garth?"
"Yes, Elizabeth?"
>"Thank you."
"It's my pleasure."
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No. 138475 ID: 154253

>>138470
Off to the doctor we go then. Strut your way there.
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No. 138477 ID: 08bf90

>>138475
Now, do we bring up the issue of Sam with the doctor, or do we wait and confront Sam with that directly later this evening?

Garth, how do you feel about it? Do you feel like you need to get it off your chest?
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No. 138479 ID: 3416ec

>>138475

Do a silly walk on the way.
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No. 138481 ID: 632862

>>138470
Are you developing feelings for her?

Let's make our way to the doctor's office if it's time for the appointment. It wouldn't hurt to arrive a little early, too, just in case they have forms to fill out and stuff.
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No. 138483 ID: f609ed

>>138475
LIKE A BAWS
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No. 138555 ID: 701a19

>>138477
No, the solution is to return the favor, but give her a safe word.

Also, we can't do much to help you with problems you won't talk about.
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No. 138570 ID: f609ed

k now go to the doctor, flirt with nurse, hope she's a new animal
>>
No. 138602 ID: 8e67e1

Drop by Max's to pick up that Febreze.

You need some scentin' disguisin' with the noses on some of these bitches.
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No. 138637 ID: 950529
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138637

It's just 8:40 but I head over to the doctor's office anyway. After ringing the intercom and announcing myself, the door opens for me and I find Jill behind a desk.
>"Hey Garth, good of you to come early. Please fill in this form."
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No. 138638 ID: 950529
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138638

..uh oh.
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No. 138639 ID: 8ce2bf

>>138638
Patient-Doctor confidentiality. Go nuts, tell the truth.
>>
No. 138641 ID: a56bd0

>>138638
OH what do you know... the stuff we wanted to know anyway...
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No. 138642 ID: f52552

>>138638
Fill all blanks with the words 'INCEST' or 'SEX'.
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No. 138644 ID: f609ed
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138644

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No. 138645 ID: 934ef5

>>138639
>>138641
>>138642
Actually guys, I think he has no insurance? Paying out of pocket probably wouldn't be pretty.

If that's the case, inquire about a special plan, or billing options, or something.
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No. 138646 ID: 934ef5

>>138644
...Or just BS like a motherfucker.

Excuse me, LIKE A BAUSS!
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No. 138652 ID: 632862

Ask what fields are optional.

If you have no choice, then you're going to have to fill out that social correctly... As well as your real name. They'll check it! Previous medical history can probably be left blank.

If you have a good reason for continuing to hide your identity, please inform us so we can figure out how to proceed.
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No. 138656 ID: 8ecfd4

>>138644
Place of birth should be Karlstown. Nationality would be, what the hell, let's say Prussian or something.
>>
No. 138665 ID: 701a19

That social matches the timeframe of his birth. Why not make it a 555 number or something?
>>
No. 138667 ID: 934ef5

>>138665
If he actually was expecting to fool anyone, he would have tried a little harder.

I hope.
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No. 138669 ID: e3c652
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138669

>>138637
baller
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No. 138671 ID: 8e67e1

As her first for reassurance on confidentiality. It's a reasonable concern that anyone could have.

Once assured, might as well be truthful.
>>
No. 138677 ID: 7bd0af

>>138669
Hardcore. I second this motion, if we have to lie.
>>
No. 138678 ID: 753009

>>138669

Change previous doctor to either "Dr. Jan Itor" or "Dr. Perry Cox" and I will give it my approval whoeheartedly.
>>
No. 138679 ID: e6efc0

>>138644
>128-67-5309
>8675309
FFFFFFFFF-
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No. 138685 ID: d31d16

>>138638
You're trying to keep something from us, aren't you? Or is it just the slight possibility that Dr Braun is your bear-conquest's father?
>>
No. 138694 ID: f609ed

>>138679
teehehehehehe
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No. 138700 ID: 445c48

Just tell the truth. It'll be less tricky.
>>
No. 138708 ID: 8f1880

>>138679

I don't get it.
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No. 138709 ID: 934ef5

>>138708
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBHJqtgo8RA
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No. 138746 ID: 950529
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138746

I hand in the form all filled out.
She looks it over carefully and frowns.
>"Hmm.. I assume Karlstown, IL is off-island?"
"That's right."
>"Well, please put down the whole country name. Nationality also refers to what country you have an official citizenship at. Humanian, heh.. So I assume that Sacred Heart and Dr. Dorian are also off-island. Buuut, your biggest issue here is your lack of insurance. A general checkup or full exam can cost from 60 to 240 dollars."
>>
No. 138747 ID: 3416ec

>>138746

"So... what can I get for 6 bucks?"
>>
No. 138748 ID: 8ecfd4

>>138746
Tell her that you're sure you and the good doctor can come to an agreement.
>>
No. 138750 ID: 3416ec

>>138748

Ha ha ha! Come.
>>
No. 138751 ID: 79fd87

>>138748
More like you and she could set up some sort of 'payment plan'
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No. 138752 ID: 950529
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138752

Well, so much for trusting you to forge a past for me!

"I'm sure me and the good doctor can come to an agreement."
>"Oh? What alternative way of paying were you thinking of?"
She wriggles her eyebrows quite dexterously.
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No. 138754 ID: 3416ec

>>138752

"Any chance I could work here a while to pay for the fees?"
>>
No. 138755 ID: f21281

>>138752
"Well I can perform a variety of tasks involving manual labor, which would no doubt take a load off of your work schedule for today.

Or we could fuck."
>>
No. 138758 ID: 8ce2bf

>>138752
"I am highly trained in the art of stripteasing."
>>
No. 138760 ID: 701a19

Bah, just give her a line about trading a health exam for a physical exam. She did the eye thing, you don't need our help for this.
>>
No. 138763 ID: 612987

Garrett would make for an awesoem receptionist. He is quite handy at making everyone comfortable.You know, before he pounces. Except, he wouldn't pounce while on duty.
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No. 138765 ID: 632862

>>138752
What... Okay Garth we've established that you're a slut, but are you a whore? Because that would be what she is implying.

Psst, if we gave you a fake insurance number it wouldn't work. Then you'd get prosecuted for fraud and identity theft.
>>
No. 138784 ID: 79fd87

If you make these advances, she will likely put a note in your chart to have you tested for STDs.
>>
No. 138786 ID: 19ecf1

QUICK! STEAL HER JOB!
You can probably out talk her any day. Get people to like being rejected from the office, among other things...

Or we can raise cash and get a job... I mean really, you traveled without even an iota of cash. Not even a cent. This was bound to happen.
>>
No. 138796 ID: 7bd0af

You wanted us to pull a health insurance from thin air?

And hey, Humania is a perfectly good country; its one of those small ex-URSS nations, like Biyalia.
>>
No. 138808 ID: 934ef5

>>138752
WIGGLE YOURS BACK
LIKE A BAUSS
>>
No. 138812 ID: 3f5130

>>138752
in sexual favors, just don't get raped like with the bunny girl.
>>
No. 138815 ID: 19ecf1

>>138808
possibly better
>>
No. 138819 ID: 632862

I suggest implying honest work instead of whoring yourself out like a piece of meat.
>>
No. 138820 ID: 934ef5

>>138819
Hey, he's an honest whore!
Sometimes.
>>
No. 138825 ID: 79fd87

>>138819

I mean, unless that's what she implies back, right?
>>
No. 138832 ID: 445c48

Wiggle your eyebrows like a boss, then say "Whatever you need done."
>>
No. 138835 ID: d31d16

>>138752
I'm starting to get the feeling that the locals don't have many/any hangups over casual sex. At least, not the single ones.
>>
No. 138838 ID: 632862

>>138835
Michelle does. Or maybe she just can't find the proper type of partner...
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No. 138867 ID: 154253

>>138752
"I'm pretty good at giving exams of my own. And I'm a bit of a handyman, never know when you might need your pipes cleaned. And... I can sweep. Oh yeah."

If she asks what 'sweeping' is innuendo for, tell her "Oh, nothing. I was being honest. But I can come up with something, just give me a few minutes."
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No. 138873 ID: 950529
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138873

"Anything that it takes."
I wiggle my eyebrows just as bosslike.
She laughs, pleasantly and not flirty at all.
>"Well, alright, let me tell the doctor."
She presses a button on the intercom.
>"Doctor, mister Redwick is here, but it turns out he does not have insurance. He'd like to work something out with you."
>"When is my next appointment?"
>"Only at twelve."
>"Oh, okay then. Send him in."
>"You can head on in, Garth."
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No. 138874 ID: c0f3bf

Go'n to see the doctah, be sure to thank her.
>>
No. 138875 ID: 154253

>>138873
Strut into that office with a gangsta lean. Sounds like your alternate payment has been expected.
>>
No. 138877 ID: 3416ec

Compliment her on how cute she looks with glasses. :3
>>
No. 138879 ID: 701a19

I can see where this is going.
I'm going to laugh so hard.
>>
No. 138880 ID: 6faa8c

>>138879
inb4 traps everywhere.
>>
No. 138881 ID: 701a19

>>138880
Shush, you. This is something he needs to learn on his own, and there's a good reason for it.
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No. 138883 ID: 79fd87

>>138879
IIRC, Dr. Braun's gender has never actually been revealed. From that name you could assume male, but I checked the earlier topics and nothing.

Either he's gonna get man-molested or it's going to be a female, thus proving that females make up like 80% of this town.
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No. 138885 ID: 950529
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138885

I enter the next room.
"Hi, uh, thanks for receiving me anyway."
The doctor looks at me with a sigh.
>"Just know that this clinic isn't a charity. It's real unfortunate that you don't have insurance, hon. I could give you a physical in exchange for some favors, but I cant give you any treatments."
>>
No. 138888 ID: e3f578

That sounds plenty fine. We're not sick, we just need the check up and everything would be okay.

Mmm, bet you wouldn't mind a physical with that one, eh Garth?
>>
No. 138889 ID: f609ed

>>138885
ACCEPT PHYSICAL
GET A HARD ON
GET YOUR DICK SUCKED
>>
No. 138890 ID: 154253

>>138885
"Hey, that'll be fine. Just making sure I get some kind of medical record on file just in case. Lemme know what favours need doing, and I can certainly get on that for you."
>>
No. 138891 ID: 632862

>>138885
"What kind of favors?"
>>
No. 138893 ID: c0f3bf

"That's fine. Hey, I need a job anyways, maybe we could work something out after that?"
>>
No. 138895 ID: 701a19

>>138885
"Oh, naw, I'm not taking handouts. I've been bartering for what I need until I can get a paying job.
...
So, couldja tell me what you what favors you need, before we get physical?"
>>
No. 138898 ID: 79fd87

Be serious, this is our doctor, and our health is most important.

Totally called it, btw. :|
>>
No. 138903 ID: 701a19

>>138898
Yea, I'm kinda disappointed. I was hoping that it would be MISTER Doctor Braun.
>>
No. 138927 ID: 3416ec

>>138903

"So doc, what can I do to work off the physical?"
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No. 138976 ID: 987386

"I'm fine with no treatments for now. I just want to know if I need to bust my back to get money to GET something treated. Now then, what sorts of favors, and how many would you want? I'm willing to do just about ANYTHING."

I say 'just about', as Garret got severely squicked when he was dommed.

"And after said favors for the exam, I'd be willing to do a few more for some cash. Still trying to get set up in town and all."

And just how physical is this physical gonna get? :3c Bend over and relax?
>>
No. 138998 ID: 3416ec

>>138976

More like turn your head and cough. :D
>>
No. 139009 ID: 8ecfd4

>>138998
That could happen after bend over and relax part.
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No. 139027 ID: 19ecf1

>>138976
Doctors aren't allowed to do that in the office and would get owned for doing so...

Plus, she's probably seen more dicks than a hooker. This is considering the fact she does physicals. There ain't a good chance of... impressing her...

So just take the physical, and get work.
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No. 139028 ID: 701a19

>>139027
Well, he COULD impress her with his willingness to do things that make other men shy away.
>>
No. 139048 ID: 88fc9a

While the exam is underway, casually ask if she's related to Sam and Max by any chance.
I swear, I can't tell these furballs apart...
>>
No. 139056 ID: 67c611

>>139048
They all look the same to me.
>>
No. 139067 ID: f609ed

HER NAME WAS LOLA. SHE WAS A BUNNY.
WITH DOCTOR JACKET AND A SHIRT AND SOME SHORTS CUT DOWN TO THERE
>>
No. 139068 ID: f609ed

>>139056
well Sam's the rapist, Max is the Rape..-e
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No. 139072 ID: 950529
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139072

"That's fine. I'd like to know if I got anything, and then I can work up the money to treat it."
>"Alright then. Have a seat and take off your shirt. I'll need to check your blood pressure."
As the doc begins her examination she asks me a few general questions regarding current medicin use or treatments I follow, none of which I am.
Finally she's done with her question and I can ask her things.
"Are you related to Samantha and Max, by any chance?"
>"Yes.. I'm their mother. Tilt your head a bit."
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No. 139073 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139072
Where do you think Sam got her dom tendencies from? You're going to get raped, Garth.
>>
No. 139075 ID: 701a19

>>139068
Garth can't rape Max. Max is obviously a sub and very interested, so the harder Garth raped him the less it would be rape.
He would basically have to force Max to rape him in order to rape max.

Also, I'm not gonna call Sam a rapist since Garth was fully capable of stopping her at any time. He's three times her size; he could have just picked her up and held her at arm's length until she took the hint.
On a related note, Garth needs to explain to her what his issue is... while he's not-raping her by virtue of safeword.
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No. 139078 ID: 701a19

>>questdis\320831

Tell her you're halfway through sleeping with her kids.
No, not really. You're just thinking of her son. Naked.
>>
No. 139081 ID: 701a19

Ask her who their father is, since you'd like to meet him.

Also, try to stop picturing Max's naked body in a post-coital glow. His mother is right there!
>>
No. 139082 ID: 67c611

We are going to Show Samantha who is in charge by violently sexing her. We will graphically illustrate how helpless she is to stop us. You must prove that she has no control over you. This is revenge.

Don't worry about her. She'll enjoy it. Be as rough as you want and have fun. Don't fool yourself into thinking she has a say in the matter. Next time you get your hands on her it's a done deal. I'm hoping that this will develop into a playful rivalry of who's-on-top. See who can "rape" the other most.
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No. 139084 ID: 3416ec

>>139072

Don't get a boner.
>>
No. 139085 ID: 67c611

>>139084
Too late
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No. 139088 ID: 701a19

>>139084
Don't think about your date with the mouse twins, and the three-way with both of their sexy selves that will follow - two lithe and buxom women writhing in pleasure as you take them both...

Oh, and you can tell her that you thought she was their cousin, since she looks far too young to be a mother.
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No. 139091 ID: d97d76

"Been a doc long, doc?"
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No. 139104 ID: 19ecf1

>>139072
... note to you Garth. Next time you come by, have a carrot on you. Then lean against the doorway and chew on the carrot followed by
"Watsup doc"

real suggestion: Say that you thought for a second that she might've been a sister/cousin. Also ask about the family (Sam mainly. We oughta get some dirt)
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No. 139122 ID: 5d6312

>"That's funny, you have the same strain of chlamydia as my daughter."
>>
No. 139123 ID: 476456

>>139072

"Oh then nice to meet you Mrs. Max's last name"
>>
No. 139126 ID: e75a2f

DANGER.
>>
No. 139137 ID: 67c611

>>139122
[Please don't make this canon.]
>>
No. 139143 ID: 67c611

>>Next up are wolves, mice and cats.

wolves = Ms Wolfy
mice = mouse twins
cats = Cat Tats
>>
No. 139146 ID: 3416ec

Doctor doctor
Give me the news
I gotta
Bad case of lovin' you.
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No. 139148 ID: 950529
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139148

With my blood pressure okay, my breathing alright, and everything else top notch she finally pulls on a latex glove.
>"Alright, below the belt time."
I quietly remove my pants and sit back.
She feels across my legs, up my butt and fondles my testicles, to which I GET THE MOST PREDICTABLE RESPONSE EVER.
She turns her head and coughs.
>"Well! I see that is working fine."
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No. 139149 ID: 701a19

>>139148
"S-Sorry, I can't really control it around beautiful women."
>>
No. 139152 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139148
"Your daughter said the same thing yesterday... after she brutally raped me."

Or maybe don't say that. But say something to lighten up the mood.
>>
No. 139155 ID: 701a19

>>139152
This would be hilarious.
Do it do it do it
>>
No. 139157 ID: 3416ec

>>139148

"Uh... sorry about this. I um... can't... really just... y'know..." then trail off.
>>
No. 139162 ID: 2dd482

"Shouldn't I be the one to turn my head and cough?"
>>
No. 139164 ID: 4fad7b

>>139148
"Hey, can't fault it, can you? Lovely woman giving me a physical, it's bound to react. So uh, shouldn't I be the one turning my head and coughing?"
>>
No. 139165 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139148
"Are you sure you don't want to take a closer look?"
>>
No. 139170 ID: 79fd87

Seconding or thirding "I thought I was supposed to be the one to turn my head and cough. 9.9;"
>>
No. 139171 ID: 445c48

>>139157
I'm seconding this.
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No. 139173 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139148
"I'm sorry I don't know how this happened, I'm actually homosexual, you must be so attractive that you're actually turning me straight."
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No. 139176 ID: 19f446

>>139171
Woah, hey, hold it. Unless she's a crazy rapist doctor, being coy isn't going to get us anywhere.
>>
No. 139181 ID: 67c611

Say nothing.
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No. 139183 ID: f609ed

ASK HER TO LOOK CLOSER
SHOVE HER HEAD ON YOUR DICK
GET BLOW JOB
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No. 139189 ID: 8b7db1

>>139148
...if she is flustered by that, she must not have been a doctor very long.

Got over your embarrassment, and ask her how long she has been practicing. And all you people suggesting hitting on her are IDIOTS.
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No. 139190 ID: 19ecf1

>>139148
"erm... you look flustered over this. Why are you flustered? I mean... you're a doctor. Shouldn't you be used to this?"
>>
No. 139193 ID: 934ef5

>>139148
"Sorry about that, it's got a hare trigger!"
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No. 139210 ID: 701a19

>>139193
>>139152

One of these. Preferably the rape one.
>>
No. 139216 ID: 67c611

>>139210
>>
No. 139219 ID: 934ef5

>>139210
Rape jokes are generally poor at lightening the mood, especially when they involve yourself and the other persons daughter.
>>
No. 139228 ID: 632862

Let's not accuse Sam of rape while talking to her mom.

I say go with
>>139164
this and/or
>>139193
this.
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No. 139229 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139189
Or she's a doctor for a very small group of people. Perhaps a small village.
>>
No. 139232 ID: b3256b

Odd thing being, that IS standard procedure in examinations...
>>
No. 139233 ID: a7a85a

>>139193


This, however, is CSI worthy.
>>
No. 139235 ID: 632862

Plus most of the village is female.
>>
No. 139237 ID: 701a19

>>139232
[It's worth noting that almost no male rape victims will admit to BEING rape victims.
The doc would probably think he was lying to torment her.]
>>
No. 139266 ID: 5d6312

>>139193

Dooo eeeeet
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No. 139323 ID: 950529
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139323

"I'm sorry, it's got a..."
>>
No. 139324 ID: 950529
File 126724107099.png - (68.47KB , 700x700 , 226.png )
139324

"...hare trigger."
>>
No. 139325 ID: 950529
File 126724109253.png - (63.69KB , 700x700 , 227.png )
139325

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>
No. 139329 ID: 950529
File 12672412607.png - (76.25KB , 700x700 , 228.png )
139329

>"That's fine. I just get a bit flustered when cute boys have that response. Well, the good news is that you are completely healthy. Your heart, lungs, blood pressure, prostrate, etcetera, etcetera, all fine. Now the bad news. You have to strange growths protruding from your skull at each side of your skull. From just touching them I can't tell what it may be, so I would suggest you have the hospital check it out... but you don't have insurance. There's some funds for poor people, but they'll probably tell an otherwise healthy young man like you to get some insurance."
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No. 139330 ID: f21281

>>139329
"...so I'm growing horns?"
>>
No. 139331 ID: c1b520

>>139329
you sir, are getting...

*shades*

Horny.
>>
No. 139333 ID: 445c48

what she talkin' bout, willis Garth.
>>
No. 139339 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139329
... Is this why you wear the hat?
>>
No. 139340 ID: db20e0

>>139329
Those would be ears...
>>
No. 139341 ID: d97d76

oh my god PETER MOLYNEUX WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
>>
No. 139343 ID: 3416ec

We just HAD TO GO and free Dormin, didn't we?
>>
No. 139344 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139329
"I'm cute? uguuuuuu"
>>
No. 139345 ID: 817cd3

>>139329
So tell me son of Cernunnos/The Green Man/ The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young...

Who... or 'what' are you running from?
>>
No. 139346 ID: 154253

>>139329
Ask her to demonstrate on you where the growths are. If they are your ears, smile at her and let her know that no, those are in fact human ears.

Also.

"Cute, huh? Well, thanks doc, you're a looker yourself. I can see where Sam and Max get their looks from."
>>
No. 139347 ID: 817cd3

>>139345
Or are those just ears...
>>
No. 139349 ID: 934ef5

>>139329
Oh god, has she never seen a human before? This is gonna be good.

Can you wiggle your ears? Do it! DO IT!
>>
No. 139351 ID: 701a19

>>139329
"prostrate"
"I do not think that means what you think it means."

Also, she would need to put her fingers UP HIS BUTT to check his prostate. :V
>>
No. 139357 ID: 445c48

Please don't tell me you wear that hat to cover up your horns.

If so I'm going to call it, you're an incubus.
>>
No. 139358 ID: 632862

Feel your head. If you can't figure out where they are yourself, ask her to point them out for you.
>>
No. 139360 ID: 632862

>>139351
Hey check this out:
>>139148
>She feels across my legs, up my butt and fondles my testicles,
>>
No. 139363 ID: 701a19

>>139360
Can we retroactively make statements about that?

Like "Ooh, careful, I might like that too much", or "I didn't know you were into that", or even just "You're a fast one, aren't ya?"
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No. 139366 ID: 950529
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139366

"Could you show me where exactly?"
She places her fingers on the sides of my head, apply gentle pressure and softly tapping, awaiting my response.
Oh. Those things.
Yeah, I really don't need medical attention here.
How am I going to play this down?
>>
No. 139367 ID: 154253

>>139366
Those thi-- what. <i>What?</i> What things Garth? Why do you have protrusions on the sides of your head?

Uh, explain it's nothing to worry about, and that you already know about them. Whatever they are.
>>
No. 139368 ID: 2dd482

>>139366
you're 1/3rd goat aren't you.

just tell her you've had them since birth and they've been checked out enough times that you know they are harmless
>>
No. 139369 ID: 3416ec

>>139366

Tell her you're THE DEVIL.

Then smirk and say they were childhood injuries. You got rambunctious around those monkey bars.
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No. 139372 ID: d97d76

Well, you could jus-HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW, PEOPLE DON'T NORMALLY GROW HORNS

Uhh I guess you could say you got bashed in the head... on both sides... while playing sports, or skateboarding, or something... knowing full well that she's A DOCTOR and all and would probably know better than that.
>>
No. 139373 ID: 632862

"Oh THOSE. Yeah, they've been there my whole life. I've had them checked out before and they said they're harmless."
>>
No. 139374 ID: 393d7d

>>139366
Say they're a birth defect.

Its part of being such a demon.
>>
No. 139376 ID: 817cd3

>>139366
Dude... does anyone in your family have er... tentacles? How do you react to silver? what about holy water? or elder signs? Wait... this town doesn't have a church does it...
>>
No. 139377 ID: c5628c

Do those horns have something to do with your hat?
>>
No. 139380 ID: 79fd87

>>139377
Can't you see that's why he likes his hat so much? He was ridiculed for having stubby, almost non-existent horns, so he wears his hat with horns to make up for that which he doesn't have. Garret's backstory unlock: level 1
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No. 139383 ID: 934ef5

>>139366
Just say it's always been like that, I guess.

I'm assuming it has.

I'm also assuming you're going to fucking explain this at some point.
>>
No. 139387 ID: 445c48

Well, tell the truth. We don't know anything about what's up there, can't help you lie about it. So go on, tell the truth, whatever it may be (I'm betting Incubus from hell)
>>
No. 139388 ID: 950529
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139388

"Oh, these. They've always been there. Been checked enough to know they're harmless."
>"Oh. Well, that's a relief. Usually erratic bone growth ends up destroying your spine. Welp, you get the a-okay from me."
"That's great. Thanks."

Yes, alright. I suppose I owe you an apology.
Arriving here by tanker, with naught but a backpack of clothes and a handful of cash, with such a vulgar goal of 'fuck all the bitches'.
Welp. This is what's goin o--

>"So about that favor. You've met Sam, already?"
"..Yeah.."
>"Well, she's been looking a bit lonely lately, playing that guitar at the fountain. Why don't you take her on a date, just to give her some confidence. And without any funny business, of course."
>>
No. 139389 ID: f609ed

>>139388
UH OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>
No. 139390 ID: 817cd3

>>139388
... about that...
>>
No. 139391 ID: 3416ec

>>139388

Do it Garth. You know you want to.
>>
No. 139392 ID: 632862

>>139388
"I'll go talk to her."
>>
No. 139400 ID: f0c583

>>139388
Do it, you pussy-assed pussy. Play the game and don't wuss out.
>>
No. 139402 ID: d97d76

You're being pimped out to cover the cost of a physical.

Boy, wherever Sam is involved things just start getting awkward hella fast don't they.
>>
No. 139404 ID: e3f578

"Alright, a friendly night out with her sounds more pleasant than hanky panky anyway. But I have a friend to take out on the town first, she hasn't been out of her house in ages. You know of the blind woman living in the old manor right?"
>>
No. 139406 ID: 934ef5

>>139388
"We've met, she seems nice. She also seems confident enough, but I'll gladly give her some company if you want."

"But are you sure she's really lonely? Sometimes a parent tries to help their children to help with what is really their own issues. Are you, perhaps, lonely?"
>>
No. 139415 ID: 701a19

This is karma telling you to play rape-tag with Sam. :/
>>
No. 139416 ID: 154253

>>139388
"Fair's fair. Are you sure it's Sam that needs taking care of, though? I mean, she seems okay, at least from talking with her. But you've got a cute boy with a 'hare trigger' sitting here and the 'favour' you can think of is to set your daughter up with him? Sure you don't want something more 'personal' taken care of?"
>>
No. 139425 ID: f609ed

So do you still have a hard on?
>>
No. 139433 ID: 701a19

"It would be easier to avoid 'funny business' if I wasn't so riled. Maybe you can help clear my head?"
>>
No. 139435 ID: 817cd3

>>139433
It seems a bad idea risk offending someone in the medical profession.
>>
No. 139451 ID: 445c48

Of course, Ma'am, never on the first date.
>>
No. 139455 ID: 64daac

Garth is obviously an incubus. Seriously, horns... if that's not a dead give-away I don't know what is.
>>
No. 139457 ID: 88fc9a

I smell a gypsy curse. What'd you do, turn down a buxom gypsy goat woman who smelled of incense?

Anyway, going on a date with Sam sounds like a plan. We have some... unfinished business with her anyhow. And NO RAPING HER, geez you guys.
>>
No. 139458 ID: 701a19

>>139457
It's not rape because he'll give her a safeword.
She's big on D&S. She knows what that means.
>>
No. 139465 ID: 934ef5

>>139457
>turn down a buxom gypsy goat woman
>turn down a woman
Not bloody likely, that
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No. 139470 ID: 950529
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139470

"Fair's fair. Are you sure it's Sam that needs taking care of, though? I mean, she seems okay, at least from talking with her. But you've got a cute boy with a 'hare trigger' sitting here and the 'favour' you can think of is to set your daughter up with him? Sure you don't want something more 'personal' tak--"

I got smacked the fuck up.

>"I'm doing you a favor, hon. A bit of respect would be appreciated. If you got so much bottled up go home and jerk it out."
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No. 139471 ID: 67c611

>>139458
You can't be serious.

There is no safe word. Garth is raping Samantha. He doesn't care if she says no. It's a done deal.
>>
No. 139472 ID: 476456

Thats her daughter bro.
>>
No. 139473 ID: 67c611

>>139470
"Well I see where Samantha got the attitude from."
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No. 139475 ID: 632862

Well, that's two women today we've offended. Slow down already, Garth! We were lucky yesterday. We flirted with all the right women. Today... we're meeting more reserved folk.

"Sorry. I guess I got the wrong impression."
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No. 139478 ID: 934ef5

>>139470
Like mother, like daughter. Vicious creatures.

Don't push the issue too much, but perhaps a parting shot about her being lonely. I think she really does need a personal talk.

See if you can't work up some kind of actual conversation along those lines, don't hit on the mom.

Or just ask her about her daughter, growing up and why should might be lonely. Or something else, just try not to just slink away like a creep who got caught.
>>
No. 139487 ID: 701a19

HA! Serves ya right!
That's what happens when you ignore us when you don't like it; an object lesson showing just how bad you are at spotting bad ideas.
Perhaps you'll reconsider telling us about your problems, instead of leaving us in the dark and asking for advice anyway.
>>
No. 139488 ID: 817cd3

>>139470
I warned you bout the attitude bro... You are going to earn a reputation such that it may be impossible to stay her 'if' you should want to at this rate.
>>
No. 139502 ID: c0f3bf

"Sorry, reason I asked is that I got the distinct opposite impression of her. Are you sure you don't need anything else?"
>>
No. 139511 ID: badf27

"Your daughter raped me."
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No. 139522 ID: 8ecfd4

>>139470
Tell her that you're sorry. You just become so very nervous around older beutiful ladies.

Accept proposed favor and then go to the mayor and try to get funds for renovation project by lying about your great amount of experiance with such projects.
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No. 139523 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139470
Say you just meant helping her out specifically instead of just her daughter, since she seemed perfectly fine when you met her. You didn't mean anything sexual, and anything that might have seemed that way was accidental.
>>
No. 139550 ID: 0abb50

>>139470

...Like mother like daughter.

Although I like this doc. She seems on the level.
>>
No. 139553 ID: 154253

>>139470
"Ngh, fair enough, fair enough. Instincts took over there. Alright, on a serious note, I'd be willing to take Sam out, but could you tell me a bit about her so I know what would work best? I got to know her a bit yesterday, but more information is always welcome. What she's like, what she's really into like any kind of horrific dominatrix nonsense, that sort of stuff."

Also wow, you must heal well to not have any marks left over from whatever Sam did. Or the doc's being nice and not commenting on it.
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No. 139555 ID: e3f578

>>139553
>Also wow, you must heal well to not have any marks left over from whatever Sam did. Or the doc's being nice and not commenting on it.

Or, you know, all she did was be on top and treated him like a woman. No whips or anything.
>>
No. 139562 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139555
How can you treat someone like a woman without whips? I don't understand.
>>
No. 139576 ID: badf27

>>139470
No seriously Garth, be brutally honest. "Your daughter raped me."
>>
No. 139593 ID: 817cd3

>>139576
He didn't say no... and could have resisted at any time.
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No. 139636 ID: 950529
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139636

Hey, it was your fault, you know. I didn't want that Sam-thing, but you told me to go with it. If anyone's to be blamed, it's you.
So fuck it, I'm not gonna rape Sam in return. I'll just talk about it with her.
Maybe it's the reason I'm not in form today.

I rub my cheek.
"I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to sound suggestive. I just that you looked a little tired, so that maybe you need help yourself."
>"Well, watch your words in the future, hon. And no, I can handle myself just fine."
"Why do you think Sam might need help? Why do you feel she's lonely?"
>"She's always been the best of buds with Max, but now that Max has found his own road in life she just seems a bit down."
"So.. do you want me to take Max's place?"
>"Hey, if you think you can, please. She might just need a 'little brother' to fawn over."
>>
No. 139638 ID: 67c611

>>139636
YOU WILL RAPE SAM AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
>>
No. 139639 ID: 8da081

It all makes sense now. She raped Max.
>>
No. 139641 ID: f609ed

>>139636
>So fuck it, I'm not gonna rape Sam in return. I'll just talk about it with her.
Good for you, Garth. That's the way.
>>
No. 139644 ID: 701a19

>>139636
Fine, have your chat.
But if she tries to dominate you again, you will have no other choice but to take her by force.

... also, it's not rape if you're using a safeword, since she could stop it at any time.
>>
No. 139646 ID: 154253

>>139636
Agreed on the talking thing Garth. But things are starting to fit together a bit more. Perhaps Sam was so accustomed to being a 'big sister' to Max that when he finally hopped out of the closet and asserted himself, she had no outlet for that side of herself. So perhaps how she treated you was a misguided attempt at regaining some of the feeling of being on top that the 'big sistering' would have given her.

This may also be ammo to use when talking to her, so keep it in mind. For now, get your clothes back on.

"Thanks Mrs. Braun, sorry for being rude. I'll have a talk with Sam tonight, I'm sure I can figure something out." And then head out. Visiting the mayor might not be a bad idea.
>>
No. 139649 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139636
"Aren't you afraid she'll turn me into a gay manslut?"
>>
No. 139654 ID: badf27

>>139636
"She played with my "little brother" without my consent last night."
>>
No. 139655 ID: badf27

Actually, you know what? That other dude's right.

Go check and see if you can now easily lay a dude. Other than Max, because it's pretty clear he'd get pounded by you if you just started the sentence.
>>
No. 139657 ID: 3ee939

>>139636
Next time you meet her, just don't take the role of a sub - doesn't mean you need to dom or anything, just act aloof and nonchalant about it, and don't play the role. She'll get the hint.

And hey, maybe you'll get a chance at a do-over - more consensual and as equals this time, since her curiosity has been satisfied.
>>
No. 139659 ID: 817cd3

>Hey, it was your fault, you know. I didn't want that Sam-thing, but you told me to go with it. If anyone's to be blamed, it's you.

Hey.. if 'someone' didn't have an utterly rediculous goal in life maybe they wouldn't be giving you these kinds of suggestions ehh?... wait a minute... You know we aren't a part of you...

You 'are' aware you have damn voices in your head! WTF man... you are getting weirder and weirder.

Anyhow... for once I agree with you that rape is in very bad form (imagine that 'us' agreeing.) A talk is what is needed here (no one ever solved any problems with their coc-- well actually I can think of a few... never mind)

However, perhaps some of these other gentlemen are correct in their analysis of why she dommed you (serious dude... that's a pretty fragile ego you got if you expect to play all the women and not get some play in return.)

She probably wanted to feel 'in-control' of someone again, and you conveniently offered yourself.
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No. 139662 ID: 950529
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139662

Yeah, well, I suppose so. If it's just a big sister complex then I can channel that into something nonsexual and improve our relationship. I don't need to fuck rabbits anymore, so we can just be friends.
Eugh, I just- I just don't like being unable to control the situation. I mean, god damn, I have so much sex I gotta be able to keep it in check.

But, I won't see Sam until the evening. What do I do now?
>>
No. 139663 ID: d56ac0

>>139662
tell us why the fuck you have horns now that you have a minute.
>>
No. 139664 ID: f609ed

>>139662
fuck a cat
>>
No. 139667 ID: 817cd3

>>139662
Or why the hell you "have so much sex..." or why the hell you have headvoices?
>>
No. 139668 ID: a64482

>>139663
>>139667

Just WHO the fuck ARE you, man?
>>
No. 139671 ID: 8ce2bf

>>139662
Go jerk it out while telling us why you have horns. In fact, we should go back to Elizabeth. Sneak in and jerk it out in her house, then take her out to meet people.
>>
No. 139672 ID: 701a19

So, what, you have no interest in sex besides tagging each one?
If you aren't interested in rabbits, then why did you make a pass at the doc?
>>
No. 139673 ID: 19ecf1

>>139662
YOU, SIR, ARE GONNA SIT DOWN AND TELL US ABOUT THOSE PROTRUSIONS ON YOUR HEAD...

Honestly. It's not WHO the fuck are you... more like... WHAT the fuck are you. Are you an incubus or not. The knowledge of the real reason can help us. We are here to help no matter what, be the cause good or evil. We've helped evil people before.
>>
No. 139676 ID: 8ae1fe

Lets see our options.

- Spend quality time with our beloved ghost.
- Spend quality time checking out her ouse, see the extent of the damage to be fixed. Might require an actual architect or engineer to check for structural damage.
- More bearsex
- Check the bear couple's store, investigate beargirl. Maybe learn her name.
- Check the mayor
- Tell us about those horns you been growing.

Optional stuffs:
- Have we checked all houses in Buccaneer?
- Find out how much exactly a bus fare costs.
- Check beach after gyroids.
- More jobs at Mr. Wuffe's?
- Check on how Diane is going after a new day arrived.
- Check the deeper forest over the cliff. If you're still feeling like shooting stuff, you can get the airgun and go around there to look for targets. Or you can just go there for the sake of exploration.


Stuff scheduled for later:
- Mice doubledate. Hopefully will become threesome. (6 PM,. I think)
- Talk to Sam about what happened.
- Dinner at fishcat's. (5 PM, I think)
(dont remember if there's anything else scheduled for today)

IMO? On the Sam thing? Don't drop the 'rape' word on her. Play cool. Tell her you didn' dig it. If she tries to use force, you use force back, but I believe she's levelheaded enough to understand.
>>
No. 139684 ID: 632862

>>139662
Let's go introduce ourselves to the bear couple that run that shop that was closed yesterday. Ask if there's any errands they need done.
>>
No. 139685 ID: 154253

>>139684
This sounds like a plan. The mayor is also a good idea, and then we can take Liz on a quick trip around town.
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No. 139791 ID: 950529
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139791

Oh yeah, shit, wasn't I going to the city? Well, now I promised Liz I'd take her for a walk.
I'll find out how much a busfare costs first. But first I'll visit the DIY place.

And come on, you're obviously here to assist me. That's why I got you, not to spill all my secrets to.
But if you think you really need to know my entire goal to give me better advice, then I'll tell you: I have to fuck a bitch of every race on the planet. I already got 'em all, except the ones on this island. Something with isolated evolution or shit.
I only got three more to go, so don't fuck this up for me.

I enter the DIY store and a massive bear approaches me.
>"Hey, sonny! A new face? I'm Hank Handy, here for all your handyman needs! What can I do fer you, sonny?"
>>
No. 139793 ID: f21281

>>139791
OH HI MENTALLY-CHALLENGED BEAR'S FATHER!
>>
No. 139799 ID: db20e0
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139799

I don't think so, Tim...
>>
No. 139805 ID: 6547ec

>every race on this planet
>already got 'em all, except the ones on this island

...So why do you need our help, again? Sounds like you were doing just fine before we came along.
>>
No. 139806 ID: 934ef5

>>139791
Introduce yourself, ask about odd jobs that can be done, and bring up the possibility of having the old house fixing up project later.
>>
No. 139808 ID: 632862

>>139791
Introduce yourself, ask if there's any errands you can do for some quick cash.
>>
No. 139818 ID: d97d76

>>139791
...You know what? I'm sorry I asked. I think I'll just go on pretending you're human.

"Hi, I'm Garret, new in town, yadda yadda yadda"
>>
No. 139820 ID: 64daac

>>139791
More evidence for the 'Garth is an Incubus' theory.
>>
No. 139822 ID: 817cd3

>>139791
Garret... what the fuck are you? What happens when you have FINISHED! Why does is need to be 'all' the different kinds of species? Why does even a slight genetic variability need to be accounted for? Why do you have horns?

In short Garth, what manner of monster are you?
>>
No. 139836 ID: 950529
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139836

Really now, do you really need to know all that to assist me? Just assume I'm a horny dude who needs to fuck or he'll die from masturbating too much.

"Hey there, I'm Garret Redwick, I just moved into town. I'm heading around meeting all the townsfolk and seeing if I can make some pocketmoney. It's a pleasure, Hanky-- I mean, Hank Handy."
>"Good to meet you too, Garret! Welcome to Funkytown. You need help patching up your place, just give me a shout, alright? I'm afraid I don't have any jobs for you to do, though. I like to roll up my sleeves and get everything done myself. Yes, I'm glad we moved here. Much less paperwork!"
He smiles full of satisfaction.
>>
No. 139840 ID: 3416ec

>>139836

"I'm looking for some extra scratch. Would you happen to have anything I can do?"
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No. 139842 ID: 08588a

He didn't ask to call you Garth. Huh.
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No. 139843 ID: 817cd3

>>139836
Garth... you know that us 'voices' will survive your fate... we have no actual obligation to help you...

We have only one need... knowledge if we know why perhaps we would cease to pester you and get to the how?

Or do you perhaps fear that we would not help you if we knew your reason?

Wait... the word 'Incubus' literally means.. "I lie on top"... you couldn't stand being dominated...
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No. 139863 ID: 934ef5

>>139836
You might as well say goodbye, but let him know you'll probably be back soon for a project.
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No. 139869 ID: 8ae1fe

Joke with him, smile, let's get on his good side :D

Also ask him if he knows something about a bear in a bikini that pounced you when you were hunting. You could lead the conversation as something like, mmn...

"Oh, I understand.. know someone who would have a job to be done?"
"Hey, you're the first person to not call me Garth right away :)"
"Say.. do you have a daughter?"
"I was tackled by a bear girl yesterday... Well, she has your eyes / color / ears, so I just assumed."-- just add some characteristic they have in common. Eyes usually work, but I guess it wont in this case.
"Yeah, it wasn't without reason.... I was trying to hunt a seagull."

Here's my pool of ideas. I hope its useful :)
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No. 139872 ID: 701a19

I'd say ask him about the old house, but the mayor needs to sign-off before you can do anything anyway.
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No. 139883 ID: 632862

Speaking of the mayor, that should be our next stop.
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No. 139919 ID: 88fc9a

Alright, business with the mayor...
Introductions
Information about Elisabeth
Permit to work on her house and funding?

Anything else?
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No. 139952 ID: 632862

Oh right, we do need to ask *something* about his daughter. I guess you could just ask if he has one; that you met a bear at the beach and were curious as to who she was.
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No. 139954 ID: c0f3bf

You should wait and ask someone else about the bear. Just bring it up that you saw her, preferably around someone that talks alot.
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No. 139967 ID: 934ef5

Let's not worry about chitchat, we'll be back here often enough if we arrange a
deal to fix up Liz's place. Meeting his wife and little bearboobs is inevitable.
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No. 139969 ID: 2eac65

Ask if the lack of paperwork is why he moved here.

We heard it was because of his daughter. Asking about the reason is a good way of finding out without bringing her up directly.
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No. 140005 ID: 950529
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140005

"Lack of paperwork? May I ask why you moved here?"
>"Oh, it wasn't due to the paperwork, really. I ran my own company back in the city, and it was all swell, but we moved here for my little Delilah's wellbeing. So I sold the company, and I gotta say, I do not regret it one bit."
"Ah, I see. Delilah is your daughter? I saw a young bear at the beach the other day, could that be her?"
>"Oh yes, that's her. She loves spending time at the beach."
"She seemed very sweet. I'm sorry to hear something is wrong."
>"Oh, well, it's alright now. She's happy now. You see, uhm-- Our little Delilah has some trouble adapting and communicating. Lord knows she has the sweetest personality, but people just misunderstand her, you know? So spends a lot of time with the sea and the animals there. Just, uh, just keep that in mind if you encounter her. Most people here are very gentle with her."
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No. 140012 ID: 632862

>>140005
"Sure thing, Hank! Glad to hear everything's going so well for her now."

Shall we go check on the Mayor? Maybe he's got some birth/death records we can examine, and try to catch Elizabeth's name.
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No. 140016 ID: 701a19

>>140005
Well, Garth, how does it feel to know that you raped a girl?
The difference being, of course, that Sam understands D/S and would be ok with it if you gave her a safeword, but Delilah isn't capable of understanding what you did to her.
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No. 140022 ID: c0f3bf

>>140016
It sounds like she's just maladjusted and sensitive. Head over to the mayor's.
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No. 140056 ID: 3b1bf9

DANGER GARTH ROBINSON!!! Short bus bear could show up at any minute and inadvertently reveal your little Corky-esque tryst to big daddy grizzly here. The best course of action would be to get the fuck out of there.
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No. 140118 ID: d31d16

>>140005
Well, now you know the Man to Avoid on the island.

If this kinda bear is anything like an animal bear, he could probably snap you in half on Accident.

And better, he has a shop full of tools in case he wants to snap you in half on purpose.
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No. 140144 ID: 445c48

Well, it could be a father softening it, but it still doesn't seem like she's gone full retard. Maybe Asperger's. That sounds like aspergers, right? Don't make me look it up.
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No. 140156 ID: f609ed
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140156

GARTH GOES TO THE MAYOR
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No. 140190 ID: 950529
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140190

Hey, shut up. If you wanna come to conclusions ask some definite questions for definite answers.
But you don't want that!
Eh, fuck it.
"Sure thing, Hank! I'm glad to hear things are going so well now. It was good to meet you."
>"Same to you, sonny! Drop in again some time."
"Adios!"

I heard over to cityhall and knock on the city hall window. The dude from before opens up.
>"Hey, it's the lunchdude. What's up, buddy?"
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No. 140192 ID: 6faa8c

>>140190
Tell him you'd like to meet the mayor.

Also, you. Are you a incubus? I noticed your funk hit an all-time low after the incident with the bunny girl.
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No. 140195 ID: 8ce2bf

>>140190
Are you incredibly gay and trying to deny it?
Ask him, "Whose dick do I gotta suck to talk to the mayor?"
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No. 140204 ID: c0f3bf

Do you have to talk to the mayor personally to get records? Just ask him, he seems competent enough.
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No. 140212 ID: 88fc9a

>>140204
We'd also promised Elizabeth we'd fix up her house for her as well as reintroducing her to the townsfolk.
We need to talk to the mayor to get a work permit for the house, and checking with him to see if he knows anything about her is probably a very good idea.
After all, if she lives there without anyone knowing about it, would she not technically be a squatter? If nothing else, inheritance should be seen to.
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No. 140217 ID: 934ef5

>>140190
"I need to talk to the mayor about something, can I see him?"
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No. 140224 ID: 632862

>>140190
Ask about that paperwork you talked about yesterday.
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No. 140299 ID: a42c37

"Hello. I'm going to stand in front of your office window and stare at you for several hours while I imagine myself playing Minecraft. Later, I may play with myself in public."
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No. 140354 ID: 950529
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140354

"Yep, it's me again. I'm going around meeting all the townsfolk and I figured I should probably meet the mayor! So, could I? Just for a chat?"
>"Oh, huh, that's an unusual request. But, heh, Funkytown is pretty small. I'll ring him up."
He presses a button on the intercom. A deep voice crackles on the other side.
>"Yes, Amadeus?"
>"There's a kid here who'd like to just have a chat with you."
>"Send him in."
>"..Oh, okay, sir. Welp, you heard 'im. Go right ahead."
"A'ight, thanks, bro."

I head through the doors next to the window and pass the office behind it, until I find a big double door marked MAYOR.
I pass through.

The mayor faces away from me, looking out to sea.
He welcomes me with his incredibly deep voice.
>"Hello.. Garret."
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No. 140357 ID: 4531bc

This post is in the thread before the mayor is revealed to be a female.
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No. 140359 ID: 6faa8c

He knows your name?!
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No. 140362 ID: 445c48

>>140359
Either he's so incredibly funky fresh and super fly he knows everyone, or Amadeus told him.
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No. 140363 ID: 632862

>>140354
"You are well informed, I see. It's a pleasure to meet you, mister Mayor."
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No. 140365 ID: e3f578

inb4 evil old threat from the past.
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No. 140366 ID: 79fd87

>>140362
It has to be the former. JUST LOOK AT THAT AFRO.
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No. 140368 ID: 950529
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140368

"You are well informed, I see. It's a pleasure to meet you, mister Mayor."
>"Of course, I am. Otherwise I wouldn't be--"
He swings his chair around and smiles a million dollar smile.
>"--Mayor Alabaster Fresh. Welcome to Funky Town, Garret."
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No. 140370 ID: 476456

AWWWWWWW SHEIIIIT
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No. 140373 ID: 701a19

First order of business!
Getting paid to fix the house, then finding out about Liz.
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No. 140376 ID: 632862

>>140368
Well we *are* going to fix the house eventually. May as well bring that up. We really need to find out if Liz getting discovered by the town is going to be a problem though. Mayor Fresh should know best.

"I was thinking about repairing that old manor... but there's the problem of its current occupant. Nobody seems to know she exists, except for whoever's leaving food for her every week."
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No. 140377 ID: e75a2f

>>140368

Fuck the mayor. You know you want it.
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No. 140385 ID: e33b50

I fucking lold so hard
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No. 140422 ID: d31d16

>>140368
You have a new goal in life. Become more awesome than the Mayor.
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No. 140464 ID: c0f3bf

Tell the mayor how awesome he is.
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No. 140478 ID: 3416ec

Suddenly, things just got incredibly groovy.
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No. 140570 ID: a56bd0

>>140368
Meet the old May-erh- Playa... just like the new Playa... Suddenly the this town makes a whole lot more damn sense.
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No. 140596 ID: 950529
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140596

"Thanks, mister mayor."
>"Have you been settling in alright, Garret?"
"Yes, I have, thank you-"
>"Listen, just wishful thinking here, but I'm hoping you've got a family that will move here soon too."
"Uh, no, I'm sorry, I'm by myself."
>"Don't let it put a dent in your groove, Garret. You'll work it out fine. Thanks for dropping by."
"Wait- wait, actually I wanted to discuss the old mansion to the north, the one in disrepair, and the blind woman who lives there--"
>"Miss Montenegro, yes, she's been living in the Montenegro Manor for ages. Quite a darling, isn't she? Not that I've seen her."
"..You- You know about her?"
>"Of course, I am. Otherwise I wouldn't be--"
"Yes yes, so who brings her food?"
>"That'll be little Michelle, following old ghoststories. What a blast, don't you think?"
"So.. Why.. Okay, so I'd like to repair the mansio--"
>"WAIT- I know what you're thinking."
"..."
>"..."
"..Wh--"
>"Haunted Mansion. Huh? Huh?"
"W--"
>"Garret, you're a true groovemaster. I'll call the city council right now."
He presses a button on the intercom.
>"Amadeus! Call the city council right away. It's an emergency."
>"Uh? Oh, yes, sir!"
"Wha--"
>"Listen, Garret, have you ever seen my minibar?"
"No, sir."
>"That's alright, it doesn't exist."
"..okay."
>"Want some cranberry juice while we wait for the city council? I'll put on some music."
He presses the intercom again.
>"Amadeus! Put on the groove."
>"Yes, sir."
70's music crackles through the intercom. The mayor begins bobbing his head to the beat while he keeps the intercom button pressed.
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No. 140597 ID: f670dc

Suddenly, the town makes alot of sense. Too much sense.
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No. 140598 ID: 2dd482

>>140596
I- just-

what?

Walk over to his desk and turn off the intercom thing or whatever and tell him to STFU for a second while you explain your case
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No. 140600 ID: e3f578

Get your grove on Garrett.
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No. 140601 ID: 1963d1

>>140596
Well? Don't just stand there. Get down wit' yo bad self.
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No. 140602 ID: 701a19

>>140596
Ok, we can work with this. The mayor gets a haunted mansion, the mansion gets fixed up, Liz can be its caretaker, she gets to live there with decorations she can't see, and she gets visitors.

It's not perfect, but we can roll with this.
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No. 140603 ID: d31d16

>>140596
Fix up the house in such a way that it's more comfortable inside, while staying a historic 'haunted house' ? Might get Elizabeth some more visitors.
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No. 140607 ID: 8ecfd4

>>140596
Start headbobbing and tell him you like his style. And the idea of a haunted mansion is perfect, you could get money for doing practiacally nothing.

Just check out what areas Liz wants to keep living in and make the rest into a haunted mansion/museum kind of deal, to show some of the remnants of the revolution and the history of Funkytown and it's slave freeing past. And you could hire Hank for what little work that needs to be done. That way the town economy is also stimulated.
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No. 140610 ID: f670dc

Try to divert away from haunted house, and towards historical restoration, that's my vote.

Tourist traps are undignified.
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No. 140612 ID: f609ed

You should probably make sure Liz is down wit dis plan
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No. 140618 ID: 934ef5

>>140596
Be fucking assertive with this weirdo! "Historical renovation! Not haunted house!"
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No. 140627 ID: 00b11b

>>140618
>>140610
I have a niggling suspicion that "Historical Renovation" is not compatible with the Mayor's groove.
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No. 140656 ID: 5a2e05

>>140627
You do not ruin a man's groove.
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No. 140658 ID: 817cd3

>>140596
This doesn't seem like it would be very convenient for Elizabeth does it? Also? What the hell? He knew that she was there and didn't tell anyone?

That's kinda dickish...
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No. 140659 ID: 5a9e00

slam hand down on desk. Let him know you will not be made a fool of. Be insistant.
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No. 140665 ID: a7a85a

>>140602
>>140607

Agreed.

I think this is incredibly good fortune. This isn't just renovation, this could be giving Liz a means of self sufficiency. It's not every day you stumble onto a zero commute job a blind girl could handle.

Ask Liz how she feels about it and prepare to try to steer A. Fresh Mayor...(God I love that.) away from the haunted attraction idea if she doesn't want it. But if she's for it? Groovy.
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No. 140668 ID: 031e2c

...pool's closed.
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No. 140669 ID: a85626
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140669

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No. 140674 ID: 632862

"Don't you think we should ask Elizabeth first?"
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No. 140676 ID: 79fd87

Dare I say... that we've encountered someone who is funkier than Garth?
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No. 140813 ID: 154253

>>140596
You may have just gotten a stable job if they fund your helping out. You can consult with Liz, although this is one hell of a weird idea, but it benefits her and the town.

Also, accept the cranberry juice and git yo groove on.
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No. 140932 ID: d6a592

this guy's gettin a little fresh with us
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No. 140944 ID: 55e935

I love this man. Don't you dare cross him, Garth.
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No. 140952 ID: c17fb2

>>140596
>>140669
Oh holy fuck I am laughing so hard right now.

In my mind he has a voice like Barry White, but now he also has the same tone and cadence as Kuzco. And just--

Oh fuck. Too fucking funny.
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No. 141210 ID: 0a7c6b

This guy is even more incompetent than you, Garret. Is there anyone else we can talk to about this? Because it seems this guy won't be of any help.
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No. 141237 ID: c5628c

I say wait a bit for the city council to show up, see if they would listen to you about the mansion, if not: demand their attention or just leave.
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No. 141243 ID: 950529
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141243

I bob my head along with the music.
"I like your style, mister mayor. I'll go ask Elizabeth what she thinks. I'll be back for the meeting with the council."
>"Alright, groovemaster. Be back soon."
He keeps bobbing his head as I exit the building and leave to see Elizabeth again.
She opens the door with a smile, happy to see me.
>"Oh, Garth, hello again."
"Hey, Elizabeth. I just got back from the mayor to ask about repairing your house. He had some strange suggestions, like turning your house into a haunted mansion.. I think he's interested in making it a tourist attraction."
>"I see.. Well, I have faith in you, Garth. I know you can defend me."
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No. 141244 ID: f609ed

TAKE HER ON THAT FUCKING WALK ALREADY
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No. 141245 ID: fe0817

Guess it is epic bob-off between you and the mayor then!
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No. 141248 ID: 8ce2bf

>>141243
Tell her you don't want to accidentally agree to something she wouldn't want. Suggest she come along to the meeting, she's the one that's going to be effected the most by it after all.
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No. 141250 ID: 934ef5

>>141243
Nothing wrong with having a haunted house, but we'll not have her live like a ghost anymore. I'd want to find a way for her to keep her home, have it fixed up, earn income and have regular company. A haunted house wouldn't be the a good way to do that I think. Maybe if it was an inn or something, and someone else was helping to run the place.

>>141244
She needs some proper clothes first, bro. I would think she has some nicer stuff put away, lets ask on that.
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No. 141254 ID: 8ecfd4

>>141248
This one sounds good. And make sure she has some good clothes on before.
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No. 141255 ID: 632862

We can't take her out around town right now; we need to be back at the mayor's office soon. Unless, of course, we bring her with us to the mayor.

If not, well at least we know she doesn't want the mansion turned into a tourist trap. Ask her if she can get ready to go soon, if not we'd better just go and defend her by ourselves.
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No. 141295 ID: a7a85a

Okay, she doesn't want it.

We might suggest to the Mayor that;

"The idea of a haunted house is one gravy gig, but the tender chickadee doesn't want anyone dippin' in her Koooool-aid.

Now some jive sucker, certainly not yours truly, could take such a heavy holla 'bout her divine lil' dive the wrong way.

What A. Fresh Mayor like yourself needs is some psychadelic, philanthropic, macroscopic press time.

Reconstruction will provide your induction into the hearts and minds of every citizen from shoreline to shoreline. I am no Clyde and I'm here to tell you the brothas and sistahs of this city will remember your groove in stone. The slammin'est, jammin'est, most boss boss ever to slide platforms down City Hall saved that sweet lil' thang from certain destitution, desolation and isolation, 'AH SAY CAN YOU DIG IT, MAYOR?!"
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No. 141307 ID: f609ed

>>141254
or buy her a cute dress while you're out if you have some money
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No. 141312 ID: 01498e

So, other than maybe free rent, is there really much reason to commit to fixing the mansion up? Boss, do you plan on staying in Funkytown for more than another week? We're looking at months of hard work here.

On the other hand, you could raise the starter money, do your business with the remaining ladies, and skip town. Carry on.
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No. 141313 ID: fe0817

>>141295

Switching my vote to this. This is so epic I have no idea what it is saying.
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No. 141315 ID: 79fd87

>>141295
This so much. You are amazing, poster.
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No. 141332 ID: 031e2c

>>141295
awesome.
>>141317
racist.
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No. 141379 ID: 950529
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141379

"Well, the mayor has called the council together. Perhaps you'd like to come to the meeting and share your thoughts? We'll walk there."
>"Oh.. Oh! Yes, I'd like that. I wonder how the current mayor is like. Yes, oh Garth, yes. I shall get dressed."
She scurries off excitedly, and soon returns in an oldfashioned dress with a large hat and umbrella. I assume it's against the sun.
I let her take my arm, and I carefully guide her along the path to the main road. Her step has an excited but humbled spring in it.

When we walk down Electric Avenue, Max runs up from his cafe and walks next to us.
>"Hey Garth, mom-- Uhm, Doctor Braun wants to see you as soon as possible. She said it's important. Oh, uhm, who's that?"
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No. 141380 ID: 393d7d

>>141379
Introduce her to Max. Refer to him as your landlord.
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No. 141383 ID: f21281

>>141379
"Did she sound pissed, calm, or concerned?"
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No. 141385 ID: f609ed

>>141379
UH OOOOOHHHHHHHH
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No. 141387 ID: 632862

>>141379
"Sam, I'd like you to meet Elizabeth Montenegro. Elizabeth, this is Sam. He runs the Rollin' Rock cafe."
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No. 141388 ID: a7a85a

>>141387

Swing and a miss.
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No. 141389 ID: 632862

(I bet she found out the social security number we gave was fake)
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No. 141395 ID: 445c48

>Introduce her to Max. Refer to him as your other lover.
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No. 141397 ID: 701a19

>>141395
This.
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No. 141445 ID: 00b11b

>>141389
Well, I think she must have realized we have hypermegapenis disorder.
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No. 141465 ID: 934ef5

>>141379
Introduce her properly. And the doctor will have to wait until after the meeting, but I suppose she might be there anyways.
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No. 141469 ID: 5a9e00

>>141395
a thousand times this.
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No. 141487 ID: 154253

>>141379
"Ah, Max. This is Elizabeth Montenegro. She lives in the old mansion. Elizabeth, this is Max. He runs the Rollin' Rock Cafe, which is where I work to pay for my room; one he was kind enough to give me."
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No. 141493 ID: 8ce2bf

>>141379
"Did she decide she wants my hard manham sandwich after all?"
Refer to Max as the town tricycle. THE THIRD WHEEL IS HIS DICK.
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No. 141517 ID: d31d16

>>141379
This is what Elizabeth was dreaming of <3
Maybe Max will come along and they can talk on the way?
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No. 141526 ID: 950529
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141526

"Oh, Max, this is miss Montenegro. She lives in the mansion over there. Elizabeth, this is Max, he runs the Rollin' Rock cafe, where I work and live."
>"Oh, I didn't know someone lived there! It's a pleasure to meet you, miss. Come by the cafe some time, I'm sure I'm not the only one happy to meet you."
>"Oh.. Uhm.. Oh, thank you, I-I will, deary, thank you."
"Would you like it if he'd take you for a walk too?"
>"Ah.. Wouldn't that be too much to ask?"
"The worst case scenario is him saying 'no'. We can just ask, hm?"
>[i]"Well.. Please."

"Hey, Max. Maybe you could visit her some times? Take her on a walk?"
Max looks a little surprised, looking Elizabeth over, looking at me questioningly. I nod silently.
>"Oh.. I'd love to! I'll make sure the you become a real part of the community, miss."
>"You're a darling, Max. Thank you."
She squeezes my arm lovingly.

"Hey, Max, did your mom sound angry or concerned?"
>"Concerned.. Why would she be angry?"
"Uh-- Just wondering."
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No. 141530 ID: 9ac487

Uh oh, concerned... Might have to drop by her office sometime soon :o
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No. 141533 ID: 8ce2bf

>>141526
"Because I totally hit your sister and made a move on your mom."
The meeting is probably more important than whatever is up with the doctor, unless you're lying and the horns are dangerous to you. It's probably just her finding out you bullshitted your form.
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No. 141573 ID: e69635

>>141526
Testicle Cancer
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No. 141575 ID: 632862

>>141526
Better hurry to the Mayor's meeting. Tell Max you've got to go.
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No. 141580 ID: 8ecfd4

>>141526
I'm going to guess that you have picked up every STD known to mankind, and a few new ones that will be named after you.

But onwards to A. Fresh meeting. You had better defend Liz right to decide for herself. Even if it comes down to a battle of the funk.
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No. 141604 ID: 3416ec

>>141575

"I have a meeting to go to concerning Elizabeth's house, but I'll swing by the Doc's place on my way back."
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No. 141631 ID: fe0817

So.... do we have a terminal disease, which would be the reason we are having sex with every race? Got to catch them all before I die kind?
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No. 141656 ID: 5a2e05

>>141580
Oh my god, it will probably end in a duel of funk. Garret, how well can you play the bass guitar?
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No. 141780 ID: 950529
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141780

Bass guitar? A bit. I've picked up on about every instrument in my travels, but I can't say I'm very good at any of them.

Well, I'll head over to the doc after the meeting if you don't think it's that important.
"Well, thanks, Max. I better get going. See you later."
>"Alright, me too. See ya!"

I continue down Electric Avenue at a gentle pace, and Max passes me.
I notice he's going the same direction as me, and enters the city hall as well.

About ten minutes later me and Elizabeth arrive at the mayor's office, where he is talking with Max, Marcus and Hank.
>"Who else do we have to wait for, mister mayor? Max is here now, and I came as fast as I could when I heard there was an emergency. Why can't you tell us what's up?"
>"Because we gotta see just the man with the plan, and there he is. Come in, Garret, and hello there, Elizabeth. Why don't you tell the council about your plan? Why don't you welcome them.. to the ghosthouse?"
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No. 141783 ID: f609ed

>>141780
UH OOOOOOHHHHHH
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No. 141785 ID: 632862

>>141780
"Now now, I can't take credit for such an interesting idea as that. It's not going to work out, though. I brought Elizabeth along so we can discuss other options. Perhaps we can restore it to its previous condition? It would be like the town's historical monument."
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No. 141789 ID: 166a26
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141789

Ghoooooost HOOOOOOOUSE!!
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No. 141793 ID: 934ef5

>>141780
"My plan was just to fix up the place chief, it was your idea on what to do with it. I was thinking getting together and fixing it up for the history there. But it's not really up to either of us, since Elizabeth is the one living there. Ya dig?"
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No. 141804 ID: 3416ec

>>141780

"...about that. See, Elizabeth currently holds residence there, and I do not think it would be very nice if we turned it into a Fun House. I propose we fix it up and make it look nice, as it will increase property value and to those adjacent to it."
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No. 141837 ID: dd1710

THE GHOST HOUSE

THEHTHTEHTEHTEHTHETH GHOST THETHEHTT GHOGHOHGOHO
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No. 141887 ID: f609ed

SHE'S A GHOST.........HAAAAWSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No. 141928 ID: b4631c

"Mayor Fresh, you're the man. Ghost house was a fine call, but it was your call; can't take the credit."

"Ladies and gentlemen... this is Elizabeth Montenegro, the current resident of the old Montenegro mansion. I thought it was appropriate to make her part of this, as this matter does concern her. Elizabeth, you've met Max; these are mr. Handy, mr Wuffe... and Mayor Fresh."

"Now, what I tried to tell you, Mayor... I was trying to propose something more... historical than a ghost house."
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No. 141975 ID: 67c611

>>141928
Damn those are some good lines.
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No. 142061 ID: 6547ec

It's pretty damned likely that everyone here knows that A Fresh, Mayor is a few sparkly balls short of a disco. Just explain that he's off on his own stupid tangent and that you're just trying to help reintegrate Elizabeth back into the town.
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No. 142090 ID: fe0817

>>141928

This, but do a few dance moves while saying it. Referably Elvis hip thrusts.
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No. 142094 ID: 934ef5

>>141975
Agreed. Forget what I said, go with that.
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No. 142398 ID: 632862

A thought has occurred to me.

We should be cautious. Do not shove the blame for the 'ghost house' idea back in his face. You can say it wasn't really your idea, but don't say it's the Mayor's. Move away from the subject as soon as possible and get to the meat of how to restore the house.
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No. 142416 ID: b98dec

I think we're all missing the most important issue there. First of all, it's not Mayor's house. It's Elizabeth's house, and she should decide what to do with it. And, because she likes Garret's POV, the issue is settled. Am i right or not?
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No. 142492 ID: 950529
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142492

"Ladies and gentlemen... this is Elizabeth Montenegro, the current resident of the old Montenegro mansion. I thought it was appropriate to make her part of this, as this matter does concern her. Elizabeth, you've met Max; these are mr. Handy, mr Wuffe... and Mayor Fresh."
>Elizabeth: "How do you do."
"Now, what I tried to tell you, Mayor... I was trying to propose something more... historical than a ghost house."
>Alabaster: "A historical haunted mansion! With strange myths and local legends, island tales-- You're brilliant, Garret! It'll be an icon across the island."
>Max: "But who will pay for it?"
>Alabaster: "We'll get an investor from the city. This sort of place will draw a lot of attention and tourism!"
>Hank: "Well, I'd like to get my hands on building that. I have a few contacts I can ring up."
>Marcus: "Ohh, Wulfe and Sons will be doing good business if we get more tourism."
>Max: "So will the Rollin' Rock! Funky Town will get a great boost in economy. This is awesome. Thanks, Garth and Elizabeth!"
>Elizabeth: "Garth..."
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No. 142494 ID: d97d76

>>142492
"IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HAUNTED!"
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No. 142495 ID: e31d52

>>142492
Oh for fuck's sake fresh
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No. 142496 ID: c0f3bf

Wait. Bluntly tell them they're being insensitive.
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No. 142498 ID: 5a2e05

>>142494
Nono, that won't work. This is a man we need to lead, and if we throw the right propaganda at him he'll feel like it's both a good idea and, more importantly, his good idea. What this is I haven't the foggiest. Somebody smarter than me, get working on it.
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No. 142499 ID: 8eda28

>>142492
How about instead of a haunted house we roll with something like a porn studio? Get some hippity happenin business going on.
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No. 142501 ID: 701a19

>>142492
"Whoa, whoa, chill out for a sec. She owns the house, so she decides what happens with it.
She's not chill with the ghost house, so lets get some other ideas on the table."
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No. 142513 ID: 817cd3

>>142492
Look, all we wanted was for her house to get some repairs and for the community to acknowledge her existence. Not to be made into some kind of spectral spectacle.
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No. 142539 ID: 940ee5

Oh-KAY, time out. How do we present to mr. Fresh that a museum is a better idea than a tourist trap?

Pros and cons, ladies and gentlemen -- let´s get this ball rolling.

Ok. As far as I know (warning: I AM NOT AMERICAN) the big thing is that museum or historical sites are sustained by the Federal Government (or in this case, by The City´s administration). Her house would have to be open to visitation though. Importance of site determines budget.

Tourismwise, we could end up joining a network of some kind... don´t really know how to explain. Here we have like, historical site trails, that kinda stuff.

Moneywise, it would bring the occasional rich bastard to the valley -- but the important thing is, RICH. A deli attached to the museum can make heavy money out of it.

Damn. We need to know how big or small Funkel was in the revolution. If this fails, no house-fixing for her; we can´t settle with a tourist trap.
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No. 142543 ID: 940ee5

Ok, disvantages to a ghost house, I know we know some...

Hey, I bet some of you work in an amusement park. Come on, littering, shoplifting, destruction, guards, time to show us how bad having too much people of strange and dubious origin can be :D

This is Sim City, not Theme park; we want to attract the educated rich to out calm n´ quiet sandy beaches, ne? xD
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No. 142560 ID: 950529
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142560

"Enough!"
I stretch out my hand protectively.
"The mansion belongs to miss Montenegro, and she does not like the idea of it becoming a tourist trap. If she can't keep it private property, then there will be no renovation."
Everyone looks at me in shocked silence.
>Alabaster: "Well, I figured that would be obvious, Garret. You wouldn't come to me unless it was a project that concerned all of Funky Town's citizens, right?"
"I hoped the mansion's historical significance was enough to get funding for its restoration."
>Alabaster: "You'll have to speak with the island's historical society for that. Alas, I'm sorry, Max, Marcus, Hank. This was quite the disappointment."
>Max: "It's cool, mister mayor. We all got a bit ahead of ourselves."
>Marcus: "Well, I have to get back to tending the shop.
>Hank: "Yeah, me too."
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No. 142564 ID: 476456

"gotta stand up for my dawgs, y'know what i'm sayin'?"
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No. 142567 ID: 8ce2bf

>>142560
"Hey now just because we aren't going to be using the mansion doesn't mean we have to put the kibosh on this project. A project for the town could still be fruitful without the mansion as a base. I was thinking something along the lines of a strip club. A tasteful strip club of course."
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No. 142569 ID: 940ee5

Eh well. That does it.

Apologize to everyone for wasting their time.
Take Elizabeth back to her place...

Now what?
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No. 142585 ID: b98dec

>>142569
>Now what?
Simple. Go back to her house. Talk to the society. If no fundings, see what you yourself can do to repair her house. If you find any steady employment, save some money for wood 'n shit.
In the so called meanwhile, mousey threesome. And also, do 'go to the city' sidequest
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No. 142630 ID: 632862

>>142560
Hey, we've got Elizabeth out of her house, so let's continue introducing her to other people. Next stop can be the doctor's office; she can wait in the waiting room if it won't take long.
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No. 142640 ID: 934ef5

>>142560
Now hold on a fucking minute. Liz has lived in the place alone for years, like a goddamn ghost, and this afro toting fool knew about it and never told anyone.

That is not cool. He owes her for this.
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No. 142874 ID: d97d76

>>142640
We only have his word for that. And he is a bit of an odd one.
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No. 142878 ID: 632862

>>142630
Um, additionally... I agree that we should apologize for wasting everyone's time.
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No. 142922 ID: 8f1880

>>142878

Isn't the mayor the one who called everyone here?
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No. 144364 ID: 950529
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144364

"I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time. It was a misunderstanding."
Everyone shrugs a bit and I take Elizabeth outside. She squeezes my arm a bit.
>"It's okay, Garth. You just wanted to help."
"Thank you, Elizabeth."
We share a kiss.
"Hm, listen, I should go to the doctor. Would you like to come with me? But perhaps you'd have to wait in the waiting room. I could also ask Max to take you to his cafe?"
>"Ah, if you don't mind, I would like to go the cafe. I havent been to one in.. oh.. twentyfive years, I think."
"Then please go."
At that moment Max walks outside.
"Max, would you mind letting Elizabeth stay at your cafe while I go to the doctor?"
>"Of course not! I'd love to! Everyone there would love to see her too. Miss?"
He holds takes Elizabeth's arm, who lets go off me. She smiles.
>"Good luck, Garth. See you soon."
They head off down Electric Avenue, while I head back over to the doctor.

Jill immediatly let's me in. It looks like the doctor was waiting for me.
>"Please have a seat, Garret."
I sit down on the bedthingy again.
The doctor sighs and looks me over.
"Alright. I know your social security number was bogus, but more alarmingly so is your previous doctor, or your name is. Or both. I tried to contact every Dorian available to get information on the growths on your head, and none had you on their patient list."
She pauses for a moment.
>"Garret, you don't have to be scared or lie about these growths. It may be a treatable condition. I've contacted the university on the mainland, and two professors from the USA who were staying there are very interested and are taking the ferry here now. I've been asked to keep you here until they arrive."
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No. 144366 ID: d1210a

>>144364
...Ok, well, that's a curveball by our standard, but maybe as the one with the actual growths, you have more experience at deflecting interest, what with having lived with them and all.

And if you don't have a cover or some such... how did you handle interest like this before? It can't be the first time a doctor has gotten interested.
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No. 144367 ID: 154253

>>144364
"Look, as I said, they're harmless. You don't really need to keep me here, I'm perfectly fine."

Stand up and try to leave. But I gotta be honest with you Garth, my man, you owe us an explanation. If this doctor's that interested in them, something's gotta be going on.
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No. 144370 ID: d97d76

>>144364
I'm guessing this is probably something you don't want investigated. I mean if it isn't then that's cool, but... hey, is that even your real name?

At any rate if you want out you could try seduction again. That seems to work pretty well for you.
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No. 144374 ID: 8ce2bf

"Is more expertise really needed on treating these growths? I've been getting them since puberty and they go down relatively easily."
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No. 144375 ID: 934ef5

>>144364
"I was born like that, they aren't growing at all."

And tell her you were born in a different country, parents were illegal immigrants or something.
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No. 144384 ID: 3416ec

>>144364

"Man, those doctors from Harvard don't know when to quit..."
"What?"
"Uh, nothing."
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No. 144388 ID: 8965a2

It would probably help to know more about this "growth" ourselves, to be honest. So Garret, whats with the horns? I'm not entirely sure how bad this situation is becoming otherwise.
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No. 144395 ID: 445c48

Just tell the truth. Were you born with them? Did they appear after you visited the Chernobyl power plant? Maybe when you don't fuck for a week, they get big and you start killing people?

Just tell the truth man.
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No. 144400 ID: 19ecf1

let's go a way that may maximize your quest.

"look... I... erm... do you believe in curses or magic?"

Then proceed to weave a tail of being cursed with horns. You have a set ammount of time to shag one of every race before you literally become a literal demon.

From this point, Mrs. Wulf can back you up (kinda)

You also get more help... you may have to lie about sam...
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No. 144402 ID: d31d16

>>144364
Tell US the truth.. so we can help you come up with a more convincing lie.
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No. 144427 ID: a7a85a

Hmmm, a complete stranger of a doctor insisting on keeping you here while calling in specialist doctors who are scientifically interested in you?

Well, Garth, if you wind up in a box, push the red button.
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No. 144442 ID: 950529
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144442

Seriously now, dudes, the truth is a bit too sensitive to go throwing around. And of course Garret Redwick isn't my real name, you guys made it up for me.
So yeah, she wouldn't find any records on me. I haven't run into these kind of problems before, probably because I usually go to more seedy doctors who just accept a fistful of cash and don't bother checking after me.

But heck, if you really wants answers so bad, then listen along..
"Doctor, I assure you they're harmless. There's no reason for this."
>"Then tell me what your previous doctors thought of it."
"..Uhm.."
>"That's what I thought. Your staying right here, hun."
"Listen.. Doctor, it's.. it's complicated."
>"You can tell me, Garret. We have time."
"Do you believe in magic? In curses?
>"..What?"
"You see, there are powers greater than the ones we can see. I cast a spell, I made a pact.. If I have sex with all sentient races on earth I will gain immortality. Growing horns is a small price to pa--"
She slaps me again.
>"Enough with your lies and flirting! I'm worried about you, and you just can't keep it in your pants. You're staying here until the Americans arrive and that's that."
"Okay, okay.."
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No. 144444 ID: bc34e4

>>144442
>"You see, there are powers greater than the ones we can see. I cast a spell, I made a pact.. If I have sex with all sentient races on earth I will gain immortality. Growing horns is a small price to pa--"

For some reason this makes the most sense
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No. 144445 ID: 8ce2bf

>>144442
Garth are you retarded that is the worst plan why would you make that deal.
If the horns are nothing serious the doctors will find that out and leave you alone, it might be best just to humor them so you don't seem suspicious.
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No. 144449 ID: 701a19

>>144442
"Alright. I'll stay in town so you can find me when they get here."
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No. 144452 ID: 2eac65

Is that really what happened? If we knew that, we would have avoided going to the doctor so she wouldn't find out. This is why it's important to tell us things.

You know what happens to people who can't trust each other? They make easily avoidable mistakes due to lack of information.
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No. 144455 ID: 7a5e3f

Bro, you realize whatever demon you made that pact with is more than likely going to fuck you over by making you immortal and you'll still grow to old age.
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No. 144456 ID: d97d76

>>144442
Y'know, you could've left out the part about sex with everything when reciting it to her, especially after joking about boning her daughter earlier.

So have you given this whole immortality thing much thought anyway? I dunno about you but the idea of growing horns and someday being found out, captured, and dragged off to some secure medical research facility and experimented on painfully, never able to die, kind of makes my skin crawl.

Though maybe I just watch too many movies.
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No. 144458 ID: 154253

>>144442
A predictable outcome. Seriously man. Doesn't look like there's any way out of this save overpowering her, and in a town this small, that could end badly. It's your call man, but I say chill there for a while.
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No. 144462 ID: 126a73

"Look, what else do you expected me to say? I'm trying a new start here; all I wanted was to keep my matters and what I did before private. I never intended to scam you or whatever."

"My skull's been this way since as far as I remember, and all I need to do is wear a hat to hide it; you wouldn' believe how much grief I avoided during hischool with something so simple."

"Seriously, I'm ... seriously grateful about your concern, but I had enough grief with these things being prodded before, and I'd rather avoid it."

If she asks what you're hiding from your previous life, just assure her it involves stuff worse than the police. And try to put some fear in that voice yours. You could say you fucked the wrong girl, maybe a criminal or politician's daughter. A very vengeful one.
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No. 144463 ID: 126a73

>>144458
Defeatists like you is what we DONT need here. Yea, we're going on a bad day right now, but I'll be damned if I'll just quit playing.

All we need to do is to talk her down; we can do it, we've done it before. We just need to actually try.

And continue with the sex jokes, she thinks we're a super-hormonal youngster who's trying to get in her pants; we're not; but we can play with that.
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No. 144467 ID: badf27

>>144442
"I've already had sex with your daughter, though not by my choice."
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No. 144468 ID: 17e2b5

Tell that bitch to shut the fuck up and listen to what you have to say. Damn know it all hop-a-longs.
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No. 144472 ID: 407b5b

And what exactly is he going to say? We can't even advise the bastard becasue he won't tell us what he's afraid of, who he's running from, or why he needs to do what he does.
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No. 144476 ID: 126a73

>>144472
Then we try to cook something plausible and consistent, by lying like our horns depended on it.
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No. 144479 ID: 19ecf1

>>144442
Stand and assert this. Get your references. Mrs. Wulf knows of this, use her as support.

use any possible means of asserting thyself.


Or you can shock her and let her know that you let Sam rape you because of this curse. That you have a list of people, and that if you get pulled back you'll have to deal with the devil.

If she don't believe you, ask her why she thinks you have horns.
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No. 144491 ID: 701a19

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
She thinks those are bone spurs, which is a logical conclusion.
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No. 144494 ID: 3416ec

Tell her you tried to save a princess by destroying 16 colossi, but ended up getting possessed and sucked into a pool. That's where the horns come from.

:D
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No. 144496 ID: bc34e4

>>144494
OKAY WANDER
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No. 144519 ID: 3a4a54

>>144496

That.... actually makes sense. Think about it, he goes to all of a race of unsuspecting creatures, stabs all of them in their special spots, to get a reward that comes with a catch.
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No. 144520 ID: 3416ec

>>144519

But you're saying the sex CAUSES the horns, which... is up there with the hairy palms thing.
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No. 144551 ID: c0f3bf

Say that you're not a lab rat to be studied!
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No. 144554 ID: 19ecf1

>>144442
... wait...
she has no right to hold you against your will...

Start ranting on how you don't particualarly want to go back to a lab and be studied. Being in small cells in horrible conditions is bad.
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No. 144563 ID: 632862

>>144442
Well, is letting them examine you a problem? I don't really see much of an issue with it so long as you don't have to pay for anything. In fact... Ask if you can get compensation for your time spent as a research subject.
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No. 144604 ID: 2eac65

>>144462
This might work well.

Don't mention the incident with Samantha, though.
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No. 144669 ID: 950529
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144669

Huh, that you of anyone would believe in demons! How interesting.
Well then, time for more ruthless lies.
"Well- What else did you want to say? No- No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm here to.. well, to start a new life. I got in trouble with.. something worse than the police. I never meant to scam you. I just want to start over."
She's silent for a moment, then shakes her head with pity.
>"Listen, hun, you won't get far without an official visa and right of asylum. You'll have to head to the ministry of neutralization. If you're accepted you'll get government support in starting a new life.. but withholding your real name will get you kicked out again."
She sighs.
>"I'm sorry, hun. But atleast let me help you find out what's going on with your head."
"I appreciate your concern but I've had them since I was born. They havent changed or bothered me at all. I'll be fine."
>"You also don't want the americans to check them out?"
"Well, my head has been prodded and examined enough. I'm sick of it. Unless.. well.. they can compensate for my time. I'm short on cash."
>"They're from the USA, so they're probably booming with cash. You can ask them once they're here.
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No. 144672 ID: c0f3bf

Your choice on this one, there are other ways to get money if you don't feel comfortable with Americans prodding you with tongue depressors and stuff.
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No. 144673 ID: 632862

>>144669
"How long until they get here? I don't have to actually stay right here in your office do I?"
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No. 144674 ID: 632862

Oh and yes, we should definitely get some cash from this. We've got the date with Mrs Wuffe to prepare for.
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No. 144680 ID: 3416ec

I hope DARPA gets a hold of you, Garth.
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No. 144833 ID: ce1966

>>144680
More like DURPA
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No. 144931 ID: 88fc9a

>>144680
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb~
And baby you can turn me on~

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No. 145019 ID: 8ce2bf

>>144669
Garth are you a nanny goat.
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No. 145021 ID: a7a85a

1. Gain citizenship.
2. Get questionable job as science project.
3. ???
4. Profit.
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No. 145043 ID: 950529
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145043

"Well.. How long until they arrive?"
>"It shouldn't be long. They were heading straight here."
"Okay then."

About ten minutes later the sound of a car pulling sounds, followed by talking behind the door, until finally two men walk through.
They shake my and the doctor's hands.
>"Good morning, I am Robert Price, and this is my associate Robert Bloch."
>"Hullo."
>"Jessica Braun, welcome."
"Garret Redwick."
Price whipes his forehead with a napkin, sweating profusely, and loosens his tie. The temperature is quite pleasant, so I'm guessing they were running a lot.
Bloch eyes my hat suspiciously.
Doctor Braun speaks up for me.
"Mister Redwick says that he has had the growths since birth and that they are not harmful, so if you are still interested he would prefer to be compensated for letting himself be examined."
Price thinks for a moment, then takes out his wallet, fondling the papers inside.
>"Yes, of course, that will not be an issue. How much were you thinking, mister Redwick?"
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No. 145045 ID: 3416ec

>>145043

How does $300 sound?
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No. 145046 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145043
Well you're going to need enough for the date with the mouse twins and to show Mrs Wulfe a good time and then treat her to a good dicking. So a couple of hundred bucks should do it I guess.
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No. 145048 ID: d97d76

You know, now that they're here I'm not sure I like where this is going.
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No. 145050 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145043
You're getting paid to let men touch your growth.
You're a prostitute, Garth.
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No. 145051 ID: dae4fe

>>145043
Well for taking my time and the stress from this I'd have to say $500 or $600
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No. 145058 ID: 950529
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145058

"I would like about fourhundred dollars for my time and to compensate for the stress. I really don't like being examined but I need the cash."
>"..Hmmmm, yes, how about a hundred american dollars?"
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No. 145059 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145058
Haggle it up to 250 if you can, but if not then settle for 200.
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No. 145060 ID: 3416ec

>>145058

"Well, I guess I could settle for a hundred."
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No. 145061 ID: 7857d9

>>145058
That would depend on conversion rates.
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No. 145063 ID: 154253

>>145058
Hey, hundred bucks ain't nothing to sneeze at. Take it and let them poke at your head. Best case scenario, you get out of this with some extra dosh and they get to fondle your skull.
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No. 145064 ID: dae4fe

>>145058
throw in your friends monocle and you've got a deal!
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No. 145065 ID: c0f3bf

US dollars suck. But whatever, take what you can get.
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No. 145068 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145058
"$200 and I'll get naked."
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No. 145087 ID: 445c48

$100 and lunch.
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No. 145088 ID: 950529
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145088

Actually I believe the USD is stronger than this island's currency at the moment. Still not fourhundred, though.
"Eugh, fine."
Price hands me four bills of twenty USD. I pocket them and take off my hat.
>"Doctor Bloch, if you'd please."
>"Hmhm."
Bloch nods and steps behind me, touching my head until he finds the growth, then combs my hair away.
>"Hmm... This is it, professor. I have no doubt."
>"I see.. Doctor Braun, would you please wait outside? I'd like to chat with mister Redwick in private."
>"Uhm.. Alright."
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No. 145089 ID: 3416ec

>>145088

Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
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No. 145090 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145088
Tell them that it's no deal. You want a doctor you trust to be present at all times.
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No. 145091 ID: d97d76

>>145088
You miscount or are they trying to swindle you? 4x20 ain't a hundred.

Also now I REALLY don't like where this is going.
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No. 145093 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145088
Tell them that she's already seen your dick, she can stay for whatever they have to say.
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No. 145095 ID: 701a19

>>145088
"She's my physician. She needs to know about any medical issues I might have."
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No. 145098 ID: 1963d1

So wait... If 100 USD is stronger than island currency then where is it located? More-however, where are you from?
>mysterious past
Oh right, nevermind.
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No. 145099 ID: 950529
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145099

"Sorry, but this isn't a hundred. Missing a twenty."
>Price: "Oh, sorry, I must have miscounted."
He grabs for his wallet again, flipping through the paper money.
"Also, I'd like for doctor Braun to stay. She can hear anything."
>Braun: "Well, if you don't mind me listenin' in. This is my clinic after all."
Price groans and sighs.
>Price: "If you insist.. Mister Redwick, you have a highly infection virus that causes the wrong growth hormone balance, causing your boneshape to severely mutate and will most likely rupture your spinal nerve system in time. As you are young, the growths have been limited, but they usually start up around the age of 22. Without treatment... you are going to die."
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No. 145102 ID: 3416ec

>>145099

Son of a bitch.
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No. 145104 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145099
Well that sucks. Ask them what the treatment would consist of and if you need to leave Funkytown for it.
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No. 145105 ID: 5eedac

>>145099
Well, shit.

At least we might be able to get some sympathysex out of this.
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No. 145107 ID: 154253

>>145099
Well, guess it's come out then, hasn't it? That's the reason for your quest. So after you're done, what's the plan? You gonna try and get treatment?

As for suggestions, I guess you could look shocked. "What type of treatment are we talking about here? And this virus, how contagious is it? Who could it spread to?"
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No. 145109 ID: e31d52

>>145105
Shit.

SHIT.

Infectios? Does that mean...

Sexually transmitted?
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No. 145110 ID: fe0817

You.... intend on being an asshole right to the end don't you...

Well, Elizabeth is OK since the age of onset is 22. She got over that... May be.
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No. 145113 ID: 7857d9
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145113

>>145099
>You have a highly infectious virus

>highly infectious virus

>infectious virus

>INFECTIOUS

>LOTS OF SLEEPING AROUNDS

...
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No. 145115 ID: 8965a2

Wait, so they came down here as fast as they can, even PAID you, only to tell you that you were going to die? Their has got to be more to this.
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No. 145116 ID: 2dd482

>>145099
aaaand what makes them so sure about that?
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No. 145117 ID: 7857d9

>>145110
You...don't really understand how infections work, do you?
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No. 145118 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145099
Thinking some more on it and this is really suspiscous. Ask them why doctor Braun wouldn't know of such an infectous disease and what proof they have to back it up.
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No. 145120 ID: 701a19

>>145099
Unless that IS the reason for your quest, I'm calling bullshit. Mostly because hormones don't work that way.

While hormones do regulate growth, they're following the 'blueprint' your DNA provides. Hormones can make you grow faster or slower, regulate the size of body parts, and do a great number of other things... but they're restricted by your DNA.
Your body is proportional, you aren't bald, you don't have breasts, your bits seem to be in working order, and your doctor confirmed that you're in good health. The only obvious deviation is your protrusions, but hormones can't arbitrarily develop horns on your scalp.
Further, going beyond hormones, the likelyhood of random chance producing symmetrical bone growths right off the bat is near-zero enough to be discounted as believable.

Unless you know they're right, in defiance of biology, then they're not even real doctors.
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No. 145122 ID: c0f3bf

Ask for credentials maybe?
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No. 145123 ID: 7857d9

Also, as long as he's flashing it in your face, take a glance at his ID.
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No. 145125 ID: f2b2b3

"Where would I get such a virus?"
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No. 145126 ID: 1ac39d

>>145120
agree, call bullshit on the docs and watch them squirm.
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No. 145127 ID: 701a19

>>145120
"You guys aren't really doctors, are you.
Aside from hormones not working that way, a hormonal problem would have other obvious symptoms.
Since I'm in good health and these are the only abnormality, it rules out a hormone imbalance.
So, what are you?"
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No. 145129 ID: 950529
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145129

Hey, revealing that I know they're bullshitting would be giving away a bit too much if I don't come up with an alibi myself.
I sneak a peek at Price's wallet while he is retrieving the twenty dollar bill.
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No. 145132 ID: 3416ec

>>145129

Oh dear.
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No. 145133 ID: 1ac39d

>>145129
awwwwwww fuck. they think you are a demon.
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No. 145136 ID: 8965a2

Cults, history... Well at least its obvious they are BSing.

I say we hear them out until you actually have to do something; get a better idea of what they actually want in all of this.
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No. 145140 ID: e3f578

Try and use your impressive skills to nab it. Your such a smooth criminal with the ladies it can't be too hard to pickpocket a guy.
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No. 145141 ID: 7a5e3f

wait a minute, wouldn't dr. braun, who is a trained doctor, know what they are saying is bullshit too?
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No. 145142 ID: 7857d9

>>145129
Fail Investigator is Fail.

"Oh my. I...I guess thats that. Lethal illnesses usually carry expensive price tags on their treatments, don't they? There's no way I can afford something like that. <:3"
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No. 145143 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145129
Well they're bullshiting pretty hard.

Ask them what kind of treatment they would recommend. Just make sure you don't agree to anything they suggest. You're staying in Funkytown and you're going to get your funk on and fuck all the bitches.
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No. 145144 ID: b69168

>>145129

OHSHI-

It's the private version of Delta Green. Okay, so clearly they suspect demonic and or old one influence or something, and probably want to take you somewhere, and check you out for voodoo. Do not go anywhere with them. If you are, in fact, totally demonic or something, you should probably turn them into pillars of salt and bail now.
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No. 145146 ID: 7857d9

>>145141
She probably does, but I doubt she'd bring it up in front of them. We should wait til the "Doctor's" have left before discussing it with her.
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No. 145147 ID: 1d375b

Are you half goat? Is this some crazy coming of age ceremony for you? Also are half goat men hunted and feared?
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No. 145148 ID: 817cd3

>>145133
For all we know he is... or perhaps an aspect of "The Green Man/ The Horned God"
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No. 145150 ID: f2b2b3

If the doctor called for more doctors, why did these guys show up?

Who knows you're even here? Who'd want to track you down? And how would private investigators intercept her call?
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No. 145152 ID: d97d76

"Okay, I may be the only one here without a PHD, but I'm pretty sure I know enough biology to have a basic idea of how hormones work. Plus, what kind of doctors catch a boat onto a remote island and give someone a hundred bucks to examine them for 20 seconds and tell them they've got a fatal condition?"

Look over at Braun as you're talking, as if for confirmation. SHE'S a doctor.

And ready yourself to bust the fuck out of there at a moment's notice if things go south. Assuming you do get these guys to fess up to their genuine intentions, it's not likely to be anything in your best interests.
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No. 145154 ID: 7857d9

>>145152
Why would we want them to fess up? That sounds like a silly idea.

We have the upper hand here. We know they're bullshitting. They don't know that we know that they're bullshitting. I say we milk these fuckers for goddamn everything they're worth, then string em out to dry.

Seriously. Why tell them we know?
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No. 145156 ID: 950529
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145156

Man, you guys and you're demons. You're so crazy.

So, really? You sure I gotta let 'em know their cover's been busted?

"Well, I suppose I couldn't ignore it forever.. What kind of treatment do you suggest?"
>"First I suggest we get you to the hospital in town. We can take our car."
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No. 145157 ID: 4b1405

>>145156
Okay yeah, now you can let 'em know they are full of shit.
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No. 145159 ID: 3416ec

>>145156

Uh-oh. They're trying to move you. Uh... suggest that you get your stuff first.

Then ditch 'em.
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No. 145160 ID: 701a19

>>145129
There you go.

"Wait a minute... I recognize you now! You're Robert Price, with the Boston Historical Society, right?
I glanced over one of your papers on South American splinter faiths prior to the Spanish Inquisition. Fascinating stuff."
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No. 145161 ID: d97d76

>>145156
Calling them out now may be a risky proposition, but going along with them would be downright retarded. You don't seem to have a lot of options here.
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No. 145162 ID: 1ac39d

"i'm asking cause i'm dirt poor. if it costs more then the hundred bucks you just gave me them i'm just gonna take my chances. so, tell me how much it costs."
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No. 145163 ID: b69168

>>145156

Car, bad idea. Tell 'em "It's not a big town, we can walk.".
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No. 145164 ID: 1d375b

Ask what the surgery entails. Pretend to be scared.
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No. 145168 ID: 154253

>>145156
Do what >>145160 suggested, and also ask Dr. Braun what she thinks of this whole thing, as she's technically your new physician.
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No. 145172 ID: 7857d9

>>145156
"Sorry, but I have a rather busy schedule today.

I'll be sure to schedule that hospital visit very soon, though. Do you happen to have a number I can contact you guys by?

Besides, it hasn't killed me all these years. I think I can wait a few days."

Jesus, chill out with the "YER A FRAUD" gut reactions. We can use this, if ya'll stop panicking.
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No. 145176 ID: e3f578

"All right, but I'd rather set up an appointment for later. I'm not dying till I'm 22 and have some other appointments to keep, you know, friends and favors because I'm low on money. These next fours years should be lived to the fullest in case this treatment doesn't work out, and I'm taking my firsts steps of that today."
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No. 145178 ID: 950529
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145178

"Well.. Alright. Let me just get my stuff and cancel some appointments I have. I'll be back here soon. Thanks. And thank you, doctor Braun."
She nods.
>"Good luck, Garret."
I leave the clinic.

Ditched.

Now I believe you understand that my time to lay the three last bitches has suddenly shortened greatly.
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No. 145181 ID: 3416ec

>>145178

Indeed. Off to see Mrs. Wulfe.
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No. 145182 ID: 701a19

>>145178
Get a weapon.
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No. 145184 ID: c0f3bf

Why don't you find Ms. Wulfe? You have money to take her out now, and those guys'll have trouble finding you.

And why exactly do you have less time?
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No. 145186 ID: 7857d9

>>145178
Hmm, she's either incompetent, in on it, or she's waiting.
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No. 145187 ID: e3f578

Shit, Mrs. Wolfie isn't going to cut it since she definitely needs to be romanced right, knowing our intentions and all. Alright, Fran, Michelle, and the mouse twins can be laid today if we get our game on. Yes, the goth virgin shall be our greatest challenge. Why is it the wolves are the hardest?
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No. 145189 ID: 817cd3

>>145178
What do you mean... why do you need to.. what the hell is going on?
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No. 145191 ID: 154253

>>145178
Okay, damn. Gonna have to pick up the pace then. We still got time, so maybe Mrs. Wulfe is possible. We can actually fill her in on their lie. After all, they're 'doctors'. That might help you get that one in the bag. Then the mice, then either Fran or Big Titty Kitty and BAM, you're done.
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No. 145200 ID: 7857d9

>>145191
Mrs. Wulfe is already largely in the bag.
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No. 145206 ID: e91832

Hey Garth.

How do you feel about cold-blooded murder?
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No. 145207 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145178
Get Mrs Wulfe done first, she won't appreciate it if you show up smelling like sex again.
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No. 145209 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145178
Wulfe is definitely first, she specifically wanted you when you were fresh, and she will know if you're not. After her we pick up Max and go to town on him, then go to the mouse twins and tell them we have a life threatening illness and there's no time to spare. Fran will take too much time, we have to hit big titty kitty after all that.
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No. 145213 ID: 9d07d9

I think we can still get out of this. Surely Dr. Braun realizes they're frauds after hearing their bullshit diagnosis. We should find a way to talk to her privately, if at all possible.
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No. 145217 ID: f2b2b3

We have to take Wulfe out on the town all day to bed her, right? That would be a good time to ditch these guys, permanently. You may want to do that last.
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No. 145219 ID: 701a19

Go to City Hall and talk to the police.
Tell them there's some con artists in town pretending to be medical doctors, and that you just left from Dr. Braun's office, where they were.
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No. 145227 ID: 8ce2bf

Garth, where is Funkytown? What country are you in?
Did you kill a man?
Also when you talk to Max, be sure to say "Hey, Max. Hey. Fuckhole, yeah. Yeah! Had any dudes ram you up the butt lately? Fucking slut."
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No. 145228 ID: 79fd87

>>145213

I agree. Given that they're PIs, it's not like they're CIA. You can blow their cover easy with Dr. Braun, you just have to be careful not to get jumped and stuffed into the back of a car from then on.
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No. 145232 ID: 950529
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145232

Alright, alright, hold it.
You're all over the place.
I can't talk to the doctor while they're still there.
I could head to the police station and have a chat with the cop there.
I could try to woo Diane, but I'd have to get her away from her husband, and the bus only leaves every hour.
Elaine is also in town right now, so that'll
I really don't think I'm gonna be able to bed Michelle.
The mice are both at the postal place.
Fran is either fishing or at the gun shop.
Speaking of the gun shop, if the old dude is napping I could try to nab a rifle and shoot the two dudes on the way to the city.

In any case I best hurry. If they notice I'm not coming back they'll look for me and my cover is blown.

Funky Town is on a small island just of the coast of south america. It's a protectorate of the USA.
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No. 145234 ID: 154253

>>145232
Problem is that we need to go to Diane fresh, otherwise we get nothing from her, so it might be prudent to either do something to get those two guys off of your case fast, and then go after Diane, or to simply get rid of them and then come back and finish up with the three you have left.
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No. 145235 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145232
Diane's husband is obsessed with work, just waltz over and invite her for a picnic or something.
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No. 145237 ID: e91832

>>145234
Which is why I asked how much you were OK with murder. I'd rather just finish them with a knife, or with one of their guns, but if you don' dig it; sic the local police on them.

Problem is. Summoning the cops mean your past will be open for them :/
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No. 145242 ID: 701a19

>>145237
That's acceptable. It'll take them a few days to get their hands on your records, and by that time we can be done.
I don't think they'll look into Garth's background too much, though. Just telling the cops that potentially armed con-men are at the Doctor's office is enough to get the police to investigate, and Garth will only be a suspect if he filed a false report.
Since the report is NOT false, the police won't investigate him. The PIs are most likely to shut up, since telling the police anything about what they were doing would insure a long prison stay.
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No. 145244 ID: 9d07d9

Go to the police station. Let him know that there are two men impersonating doctors who are trying to abduct you. Braun will surely back you up.
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No. 145248 ID: 1d375b

How dire is the situation with the investigators? If we expose them or ignore them what lengths would they go to? If they are planning on gunning everyone down and escaping with you in a bag we might want to rethink things.
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No. 145249 ID: 9af155

>>145232
they're private investigators. They have no LEGAL JURISTICTION ON WHERE YOU'RE TAKEN! THIS IS ILLEGAL! THEY HAVE NO WARRENT OR ANYTHING!

you can turn them back and wait for the warrent (assuming you aren't wanted). The wait time should be long enough to lay the last.
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No. 145252 ID: 1d375b

Guess it depends on who hired them. And why they think we are so important.
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No. 145255 ID: 6834bc

>>145232
There is still a way you can talk to the doctor.
You know her kids - you can ask one of them to give her a call asking her to come see them because of something important that's come up.

Then you can talk to her in private.
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No. 145258 ID: 2eac65

This whole mess could have been easily avoided if we knew to avoid it. You've been keeping us in the dark for too long.

Who are you on the run from and why?
Are you human? Why do you have horns?
Why do you want to have sex with a member of every sentient species? What's your real goal?

The more we know, the more helpful we can be.
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No. 145263 ID: 950529
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145263

Well, alright, I'll just head over to the cops and see what they'll do. Might not be as clean as killing 'em, but it'll get them out of doc Braun's hair right away.
I head over to the city hall and knock on the police-side of the window. That bear from before slides it open.

>"Hey bucko, what's up?"
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No. 145266 ID: 1ac39d

PIs masquerading as doctors showed up to give dr. Braun a second opinion on what i got. made up a bullshit story that is so obvious it makes me wonder how they are PIs in the first place.
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No. 145269 ID: 3416ec

Yeah, some fake Private Investigators showed up to try to get me to go with them. What laws do you guys have about extradition?
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No. 145270 ID: dae4fe

well there is only one thing you can do, merry on of the girls so you'll become a citizen and no one can touch you.
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No. 145272 ID: a85626

>>145258

He already told us. He cast a spell, and made a pact. If he has sex with all sentient races on earth he will gain immortality. And obviously the Boston Bureau of Private Investigators doesn't take kindly to people making pacts with unholy demons of lust and avarice, dependent on gratuitous amounts of sex.
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No. 145273 ID: 3416ec

>>145272
But does Boston have jurisdiction here?
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No. 145275 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145273
Unless he killed a guy, it has jurisdiction.
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No. 145277 ID: e3f578

>>145272
Wait, Boston? Shit, that's New England Territory. Lovecraft country.

Those investigators are pros.
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No. 145286 ID: b69168

>>145277

Well clearly we need to roll SAN for this realization.

And Garth, that voice knows what he's talking about. These guys have probably seen some weird stuff already. So, y'know, be a little more cautious than normal.
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No. 145445 ID: c9e107

>>145272
And of course with most pacts made with the demonic, there's a catch. Most likely the lethal horn growth thingy to ensure his end of the bargain is fulfilled.

In any case best inform the cops the two Americans are actually occultists trying to kidnap him for study/eradication.
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No. 145446 ID: 632862

Maybe they think he's the Antichrist.
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No. 145447 ID: c9e107

>>145277
Then he may need more than to tell the cops. these folks will be experts at covering their trail, you know, like say the 'virus' can cause afflictions in the brain that impede his thought processes, and bring about intense paranoia, or some such nonsense, he'll need proof.
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No. 145449 ID: 1d375b

Man his family just hired some guys to track him down after he joined some crazy sex cult.
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No. 145586 ID: 8ecfd4

>>145447
Well they have been saying that they're doctors but their IDs show that they're not. I think that will be enough to complicate things for them.
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No. 145641 ID: 338afd

>>145586
But they are doctors. Just not MEDICAL doctors. PHD.
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No. 145645 ID: 701a19

>>145641
They were 'diagnosing a medical condition' while claiming to be doctors, hence they were portraying themselves as medical doctors.
That's a crime.
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No. 145691 ID: 632862

Why do you think it's so weird that I'd believe in demons?

Did you not make the pact with a demon? Did you instead make it with some kind of fertility godess or some other kind of non-demonic entity that has significant powers?
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No. 145692 ID: c9e107

>>145691
I just refer to all beings that deal directly with mortals demons, be they evil or benign.

Gods seem to act much more indirectly with the living.
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No. 145824 ID: 2a6fd3

Isn't it obvious? We are the demons.
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No. 145834 ID: 051a02

>>145824
Badum-PSHHhhhhhh
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No. 145845 ID: 950529
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145845

Guys, cut it out. There's no such thing as 'demons'. Or, if there were, I certainly never met one. You fucks are the crazy ones here.

"Hey. There's two americans at doc Braun's place pretending to be medical doctors, and they wanted me to come with them. I told them I had to get my stuff first and came here right away."
>"Oh snap.. Well, shit, uh. We'll go check it out."
>"Hey, Bickles."
>"Waddup, Bramstone?"
It's the drunken mouse from yesterday. He's wearing a police uniform too.
>"Just got a call from Braun's place, it's Jill. She's telling the same story. I told her the kid came here and we're on our way."
>"Alright. Uh, alright, you take the shotgun in case things get dirty. I've seen how dangerous americans can be on TV."
>"You got it."
>"So, you wanna stay here while we check them out? You'll be safe."
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No. 145847 ID: 1963d1

>>145845
Say you have something to do, then dart off.
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No. 145850 ID: 9d07d9

How could we possibly miss something like this? Follow them.
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No. 145851 ID: 3416ec

> I've seen how dangerous americans can be on TV.

And we all know how 100% accurate TV is.
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No. 145854 ID: 3416ec

See if you can observe what the Police officers do from a distance.
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No. 145855 ID: 2eac65

So if you're not a demon, then what are you? Your evasiveness has already gotten you in serious trouble.

Now, as for your current situation, you've got the local police on your side now, and I have no idea what that will result in because I don't know who's after you or why.
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No. 145857 ID: 8ce2bf

>>145845
Say you want to be with them. Give them massages on the ride there.
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No. 145870 ID: c9e107

>>145857
That'll make for a really fucking akward situation.
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No. 145871 ID: 701a19

>>145845
Stay here, but keep looking out the window. The way the town is laid out you should be able to see most of it.
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No. 145873 ID: c9e107

>>145845
Just tell em you know a safer place (Say the mansion or better yet one of the girls you didn't do yet and head there. With your 'condition' it is all the more prudent you get your wing-wong in em ASAP.
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No. 145875 ID: 950529
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145875

"Actually, I'd like to go with you. I want to know what happens right away."
>"Uh.. Is that alright?"
>"Hell if I know. Let's go."
>"Alright, come on."
They exit their office and walk with me to doctor Braun's house, where the two men are standing the doorway. They seem a little shocked by the police officer's arrival, or perhaps it's just the shotgun the mouse, Bramstone, is carrying.
The bear, Bickles, nods to them.
>Bickles: "Good morning, gentlemen. Are you the folks from the USA?"
>Price: "Uhm, yes. Yes, we are. What can I do for you, officer?"
>Bickles: "May I see your identification?"
>Price: "Oh, yes, of course."
He takes a stack of papers from one of his pockets, flipping through them, then handing the policeman one of them as his associate does the same.
Bickles looks them over carefully.
>Bickles: "Well, that checks out fine. Now, could you tell me what exactly your business is here?"
>Price: "Certainly. Me and doctor Bloch were on the mainland investigating a few ruins, uhm, for recreation, when we visited the university to see a few of Bloch's friends. There one of the professors asked me if we heard of the boy's affliction in the USA. Well, we have, so we have come over here to help him."
>Bickles: "Hm-hm. And what will you do?"
>Price: "Well, our main concern now is his immediate health. Of course studying his affliction will be of great importance in case it turns up again, but that can come later. We must get him to the hospital right away."
>Bickles: "And that has to happen now? He can not check himself in?"
>Price: "We don't know how long he has left, officer. Time is of the essence."
He then lowers his voice, unaware that I can still hear them.
>Price: "Truthfully speaking, officer, his brain might be damaged. He can form a danger to himself and his surroundings. It'd be a bad idea not to sedate him, let alone to let him wander around alone."
>Bickles: "Hm-hm. I see. Doctor Braun, what do you think?"
>Braun: "Yes, well, it would be a bad idea to take any risks. I thought that they were making it up, but it turns out to have been a misunderstanding. The condition is extremely rare, so I don't know anything about it."
>Bickles: "Hmm. What do you think, Bramstone?"
>Bramstone: "Well, we best get him out of town quickly then. I don't want him causing trouble."

Bickles nods thoughtfully.
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No. 145877 ID: 9d07d9

Ask the Americans to explain the nature of your condition to the cops.
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No. 145880 ID: 8f1880

>>145875

"Check his wallet. He has an ID as a private investigator from the Boston Bureau of P.I. in it."
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No. 145881 ID: 476456

Mention you were wrong about the money, return a 20, and grab his wallet when he goes to put it in.
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No. 145883 ID: 476456

Or the ID only if you're dexterous enough.
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No. 145885 ID: f609ed

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Tide is turning against us

Tell the cops that these men are NOT doctors and as such have no claim to anything they're suggesting. They're private investigators and their papers should prove that.
Impersonating a medical official is a felony in the US, whose jurisdiction we are currently under, you said.

Their claims of some rare condition the REAL doctor's never even heard of is beyond suspicious and you can't have them side with the Americans just because some people PRETENDING to be doctors say you "might be dangerous" in some vague warning.

The fact that they're faking their identities is not only a crime, but goddamn, you'd think it would invalidate their medical claims.
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No. 145886 ID: badf27

>>145875
"I'm not retarded. Furthermore, I can hear you and I know you're not with any medical department whatsoever. Officers, look in this one's wallet to see his real credentials. What the fuck sort of cult bullshit are you after?"

It's time to drop the bomb, Garth. I fear if you don't, shit is going to get bad fast.
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No. 145887 ID: 154253

>>145875
Ask to go with the officers back to City Hall for now, and then quietly tell them that you got a peek at this guy's actual ID. You can provide them with precise numbers and a place to call, and if it doesn't check out, you'll go with them. Tell them to call the Boston Historical Society and ask for Robert Price's credentials, and give them the Private Investigator Number 90288RPRICE to check on that as well. See what they come up with. These jackasses have forged papers, but I don't think he noticed you catching a glimpse of that ID.
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No. 145888 ID: f609ed

>>145875
UH OOOOHHHHHHHHHH
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No. 145889 ID: c9e107

>>145881
This. You got to reveal their lying. But act all innocent. You know like "Boston PI? Why do you have this here?" or something
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No. 145890 ID: 1ac39d

well shit.
try "maybe you should quarantine the whole place, you said it was highly infectious. better safe then sorry right docs?"

they do not have authority to call a quarantine. them changing their story will get them caught in a trap of lies.
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No. 145892 ID: 701a19

>>145875
"Robert Price. A professor in History and Religion working with the Boston Bureau of Private Investigators.
P.I. #90288RPRICE
You can check what I just said with a phone call to the Boston Historical Society, and it would be impossible for me to forge that.
If I recall correctly, their phone number is 1-(617)-720-1713, and you want extension 10."
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No. 145894 ID: 3416ec

Aw crap. Things just went south on us.

Time to start running. Really fast.
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No. 145896 ID: 1ac39d

or you can ask Braun to call up a big-hospital and ask if they have any info on the condition.
if they come up with nothing then it does not exist.
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No. 145897 ID: f11584

You screwed up, Garth. Looks like nobody's on your side here. Obviously you should point out that just because they claim to be "professors" does not give them intimate knowledge of your condition, especially in comparison to the REAL doctor.

Furthermore, you should lecture the doctor on 1) bringing them in without your consent, 2) not recognizing that they're bogus and 3) trying to circumvent your desires.

Really, everyone in this town is apparently a fucking idiot. Fuck em and leave. Literally, perhaps.
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No. 145900 ID: dae4fe

Should have got the gun from the drunk mouse.
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No. 145904 ID: fe0817

Inform the police that without a court order or consent from the patient/decision maker, they have no power to force you to undergo treatment. As well, since they are US doctors... why don't we call the college of physicians to confirm?
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No. 145905 ID: 1ac39d

>>145904
liking this one.
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No. 145909 ID: 701a19

>>145904
Yes, that would do it.
However, make sure to look it up in the phone book instead of trusting a number they provide.

There's also the possibility that they're armed and coercing Dr. Braun to go along with them.
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No. 145910 ID: e75a2f

You do realize they performed a diagnosis involving your entire skeletal structure with just a quick look at odd growths on your head.

Any doctor, med student, nurse, or even someone with common sense wouldn't buy that crap. A simple x-ray of our skeletal system would conceivably display that you are in-fact not exhibiting this disease, and if it IS a virus a simple blood test can be done to confirm or deny it, none of which requires being rushed to the hospital. Hell, this place probably has a computer; look the damn thing up on google and see if it's even a real disease.

Slam this up in their faces, berate dumbass doctor Braun for her complete failure to do her duty as a doctor, and then kick those retards out. Private Investigators and History Professors do not have proper licenses to practice and legally cannot make medical diagnosis' in the first place.
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No. 145917 ID: 701a19

>>145910
They have guns, and the police aren't following proper procedure.
They failed to separate the doctor from potentially armed suspects.


Actually "Isn't it standard operating procedure to isolate people who called the police so that they can speak freely instead of, say, being forced to play along with a ruse at gunpoint?

Further, the response to a highly contagious disease is to quarantine the area and begin treatment. Dragging a carrier into a major city is actually a federal crime.
Besides that, they said it would kill me when I'm around 22 - isn't that right? That's years away; hardly what I would call something requiring an immediate emergency response.

Moving right along, I haven't shown any signs of violent behavior or instability, and most of the town can attest to that. What's more, you can't really say that my response to this was anything but rational seeing as how Dr. Braun contacted you and told you the same thing I said.

Then there's the matter of needing a court order to treat somebody against their will. The only time it would be legal to sedate somebody for violent behavior is if they are actively engaging in violent behavior. Since I'm not, that goes out the window.

That's not even getting into doctor/patient confidentiality; what he just said to you is grounds to have his medical license revoked."
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No. 145926 ID: 7857d9

Basically, it all boils down to this: THey are REALLY bad at pretending to be doctors, and we can cite as many reasons as necessary why none of their suggestions can be acted upon.
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No. 145940 ID: e3f578

Why is this place full of idiots? No wonder why you're only half-way done in a day. Braun seems to be the only smart one, if it wasn't for the damn gun against her back.
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No. 145953 ID: 9af155

challenge her in a subtle way...

Ask them if you can talk with your doctor for a second in private inside the police booth to disscuss medical history and confidenciality.
Figgure out if she knows they're lying.

PULL THAT DAMN SHOTGUN ON THOSE DAMN AMERICANS
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No. 145962 ID: d97d76

>>145892
>>145886
I'm with these guys.
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No. 145965 ID: 701a19

>>145962
I think I like calling them out on every screw-up they've made more, AFTER getting the cops to get the good doctor away from these thugs.
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No. 146032 ID: 705b6e

Whatever you do. Remain calm, courteous, and collected. Nothing makes a cop want to restrain someone like spouting out cus words and frantic accusations. We need to sound like we are still perfectly fine.

If we start getting squirrely after being accused of mental instability, all chances of us not becoming a career guinea pig is gone.
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No. 146043 ID: 950529
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146043

Alright, alright, I get it, I'll call them on their mistakes. But subtly.

"Uhm, officer Bickles? What are you talking about?"
>"Oh, I'll come explain it, kid. Bramstone, you can talk about what.. to do."
>"A'ight."

Bickles walks up to, getting close to talk with a quiet whisper.
[i]"Officer, they're really not doctors and they're rather bad at pretending too. I can point out a whole number of things they got wrong, and that if they were doctors theyd have their license revoked."
>"I know, kid, I know. The doc wouldnt have made Jill make that phonecall if she thought they were legit, and these papers are obviously forged. But we can't drive them in a corner while they got Jill and the doc in there. We have to get them away from where they can do any harm, you understand?"
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No. 146046 ID: 8965a2

As much as I wait hate to suggest this, one option would be to go with them initially, and then as soon as they leave the others, try and ditch them.

However, that has a high chance of things going wrong for yourself, so... Anyone else have an idea?
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No. 146048 ID: 632862

>>146043
Then we should act as the distraction.

How about the cops say it's okay, then we pretend to FREAK OUT and run? The two fakes will give chase and the police can then handle it.
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No. 146052 ID: 701a19

>>146043
Quietly: "Oh, I should have realize- sorry, I'm a little freaked out. Is there anything I can do to help?
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No. 146054 ID: 67c611

>>146043
Please be aware that the cops might be trying to play you into going with the guys. It's a possibility to consider.
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No. 146058 ID: 701a19

>>146054
Garth, if the cops are against you you're screwed anyway. Trust them.
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No. 146074 ID: 4b1405

>>146052
This, then suggest: >>146048

I trust the cops. Even if the mouse is a drunk on his off days, I am sure he is a fine cop.
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No. 146081 ID: 2eac65

Before making suggestions, ask if they have any ideas.
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No. 146180 ID: 6cd631

Ask the cop how you can help.
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No. 146188 ID: 8965a2

It is possible that should we just run, the two fake professionals could have the cops give chase as it is sensible to let the law handle the crazy horned human who's potentially a danger to himself and his surroundings, not changing the situation at all, other then letting them know your not going quietly.

This is going to take a degree of finesse.
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No. 146298 ID: f609ed

ditch cops, you have a mission to accomplish.
go to mouse girls, fuck mouse girls
go to dry cleaners. fuck cat girl
then just keep doing whatever you do after that... like getting naked.
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No. 146325 ID: 9af155

>>146043
how about we load up (concealed weapons) and go as long as the officers accompany us as insurance they're the real deal (this is an international thing. They have to allow them to come along... and then we KO them and get on back.

we can lock em' up and figgure out why the hell they were here.
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No. 146334 ID: 8ce2bf

Show up naked at the house with all the chicks. What happens happens.
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No. 146385 ID: badf27

>>146043
"I should have thought of that. Here's an idea--fake the need for the doc and her secretary to run out to an urgent house call for the doc's daughter. If they want to come, say some bullshit about patient confidentiality."
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No. 146401 ID: c32d51

>>146043
BACK THE FUCK UP. WAIT.

Ok, what if the "doctors" were right? What if there are no races of animals, it could just be in his brain . Perhaps the "damage" is part of a Shutter Island-esque plot twist where no things are as they seem.

>He can form... his surroundings
This could mean that everything we've seen so far could just be a product of our imagination.

Or, they could be fakes. Either one. It's just that, like some of the quests I've seen, a mindfuck plot twist is just too good to pass up most of the time.
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No. 146417 ID: 031e2c

>>146401
"He could form A DANGER TO his surroundings"
That doesn't mean he's imagining all of this, they were saying that he could just go nuts at some point...

...Like start hearing weird voices telling him what to do and... oh wait
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No. 146433 ID: 950529
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146433

"I could run away, pretending to be freaked out. Then if you give chase and then follow you, you can lead them out of the office and catch them offguard."
>"Hm. Alright. Just keep running until you're somewhere safe and hidden. I'm going to turn around and walk back to them, so you can run."

He does so, and I run, going as fast as I can without looking back to see what they're doing.
I run straight to the postal office.
I got bitches to fuck.
Lana or Dana or whatever looks up pleasantly surprised.
>"Oh! Garth! Hi!"
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No. 146434 ID: c0f3bf

Walk up to her slowly and give her a little kiss.
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No. 146458 ID: 701a19

>>146433
Tell her "Sorry! No time to explain! Put an out-to-lunch sign on the desk and hide in the back! Quickly!"
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No. 146577 ID: f609ed

what are you waiting for? fuck dem bitches
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No. 146579 ID: 632862

>>146433
"Hey there. Am I too early for our date? Why don't we go have a private chat with your sister and discuss... what's going to happen?"
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No. 146614 ID: 934ef5

Tell her you need to hide out there, try to act cool about it though, don't want her to freak out.

Give her a quick explanation and ask her to close the office for the time being. It will be safer for her if they don't come in at all.

After that, explain things a bit more and inquire to her and her sisters talk.
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No. 146627 ID: 701a19

>>146614
We don't want to risk trading one hostage situation for another. Get her out of sight so that they can't use her as leverage.
It's you they want, Garth, so if you're alone they won't search the building for other hostages.
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No. 146660 ID: 934ef5

>>146627
Fine then, we need this placed to be closed and locked up asap, and get us all to the back room.
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No. 146754 ID: b4b22b

>>146433
Remember you reason here. Start softening em up for a ménage à trois
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No. 147618 ID: 15fe5c

That policeman was very cooperative and helpful.

He deserves a hug, or at least a thank you.
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No. 147725 ID: 476456

take him out for a beer later
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No. 147750 ID: ddac14

Bitches to fuck is always a good idea, but I think getting the heat off your back is more important right now. Go play in the backroom ideally, at the very least get outta sight.

I think we may have bought you quite a bit more time than just today now the cops are on your side. A rural community like this may just accept you with some hard work and hard fucking across the whole town, get in everyone's good books and everyone's panties and you may be set for more than a few days of "fuck all the bitches". That'd be pretty sweet.

To reiterate, get in the backroom, play and flirt with the girls, fuck them if opportunity presents itself and at least one of them is eager. And don't be a bastard, Garret, you're a lover, not a wanker.
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No. 147991 ID: b4b22b

>>147750
Yes, top priority is to bone em, but do it in a way so it don't look like that's all you're after.

Or will the girls' workshift impede on this?
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No. 148000 ID: 950529
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148000

Come on, guys, these folks are on my trail for whatever reason - though, I guess I have my suspicion. Point is that in any other case I would've bailed, but I'm only three species away from my goal. So I gotta get my fuck on A.S.A.P.!
"Hey there~ Am I too early? Why don't we head into the back room and discuss what's going to happen?"
>"O-okay."

We head into the back room, where she calls her sister. They stand next to eachother, stroking their arms nervously.
>"Well, we talked about it and.. well.. We're pretty excited and nervous."
>"It's going to be embarrassing to have eachother watching while we.. 'do it', but we think that it will keep both of us from getting jealous."
>"And it's a new experience. We think we should at least try it once."
>"But don't make us touch eachother or something."
>"Yeah, we don't want to do .. incestuous things."
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No. 148002 ID: f609ed

>>148000
yeah right, one's a slut, the other hasn't been laid in years.
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No. 148003 ID: e3f578

Get between them and put your arms on their shoulders like Hugh Hefner, you Casanova. "Ladies, come on now. I'm a tender gentlemen. I would never make it awkward."
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No. 148004 ID: 632862

>>148000
"Hey, don't worry about a thing. I'm not gonna make you do anything you don't wanna do. This event is for all three of us to share, and we should co-operate to make it as... pleasant as possible."

Give them both a gentle touch.
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No. 148005 ID: 8ecfd4

>>148000
Damn man. I bet they got all worked up after you left yesterday.

Assure them that you will make sure they both come out of it satisfied. And that you won't make them do anything they're uncomfortable with.
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No. 148007 ID: 8ce2bf

>>148000
"The safeword is Abraham Lincoln."
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No. 148009 ID: ddac14

>>147991
To repeat again, fuck them if at least one of them is game for it (they'll convince the other), otherwise just flirt and keep them playful and interested. Just don't get so distracted by them you're not ready to jet if the police turn on you or the investigators come after you.
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No. 148010 ID: 5a9e00

> Incestuous
> Reaver
ohyou.png
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No. 148012 ID: ddac14

>>148007
If you're seriously gonna go with safewords, just use "RED!". It's unlikely to be spoken otherwise and isn't stupid.
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No. 148014 ID: b9b889

>>148012

I use "yogurt". It's short, even more unlikely, and surprisingly clear around a ball gag.
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No. 148017 ID: 934ef5

>>148000
Well you've got two hands a mouth and big o' little garret, you don't need to leave one alone at any time.

Give them a kiss on the neck, and start feeling them up along their waists and a bit under their shirts. Say something sweet about them not having to look if they don't want, just close their eyes and feel the love.

>>148002
I'm not sure that was true, just something she was saying as part of the little act. Regardless, we should treat the two girls equally.

>>148007
>>148012
>>148014
Oh come on guys, safe words are only for S&M. Lets worry about that if we end up with titty kitty.
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No. 148019 ID: ddac14

>>148017
I guess they can deal if they end up accidentally touching each-other up. They don't really need any fancy safewords.

"Give them a kiss on the neck, and start feeling them up along their waists and a bit under their shirts. Say something sweet about them not having to look if they don't want, just close their eyes and feel the love."

Hell yes, this is what I'm talking about. It's smooth, awesome and gives them plenty of time to get comfy.
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No. 148020 ID: 934ef5

>>148019
A bit of an edit there, they said looking would keep them from getting jealous so add something about them being able to hear each others pleasure.
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No. 148226 ID: b4b22b

>>148000
Oh for the...alright fine. Do it their way, time is short. Let em decide who wants to ride your wing dang doodle first and get it over with.
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No. 148336 ID: a7a85a

>>148226

Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo!
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No. 148359 ID: 031e2c

Show the Velmas a good time!
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No. 148777 ID: b4b22b

Which one was the slut? Do her first, let her sister watch to know how its done.
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No. 148843 ID: 19ecf1

they don't have to look to get it at the same time...

I'm sure there's a position for that...
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No. 149002 ID: 731dcd

>>148843

Well, the first thing that comes to mind is to have one sister do something like a Reverse Asian Cowgirl while the other Rides the North Face, that'd work on the sight problem, but that of course puts them in really close proximity. Garth does his work a little too well and they'll bash their heads against one another, and with sex there's no excuse for safety!
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No. 149011 ID: 934ef5

People please, you're making this too damn complicated. We get them on their knees and go back and forth between them, fingering one while we bump the other.
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No. 149977 ID: e0fd9b

I hope you don't end up with a bunch of hybrid babies.
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No. 149981 ID: 5eedac

>>149977
I have a bad feeling that's actually the best possible ending.
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No. 149989 ID: 632862

It's been established that Garth can't make any of the ladies here pregnant.
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No. 150077 ID: 3c6c38

>>149989
Not established, he just said it. It's Established, however, that Garth isn't being completely honest with us. He's mostly just saying what he thinks will get us to help, or get him his pie.

This is a small town on a small island, where all the families just happen to be the same species so far.

That being said, we should lure the girls into something incestuous. I sense it won't be that hard.
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No. 150309 ID: 934ef5

>>150077
Our focus is just softening them up and banging them without taking too long. No reason to get them to do something they don't want to. It's already a threesome with twin sisters for fucksake, lets just roll with it.
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No. 150511 ID: e0fd9b

>>149981
Also the ending I want to see >.>
(Our blind puppy would make a good mother I bet)
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No. 150513 ID: 9e9b47

You know, this is the very definition of stuff that should go in /questdis/.
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No. 150734 ID: ddac14

>>/questdis/320435

interboard links had better work here
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No. 151364 ID: 950529
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151364

..Two to go.
Diane or Michelle and Fran or Elaine.
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No. 151366 ID: 701a19

>>151364
Did you get them to do anything together?

Diane you can get when you visit the city, so try for Elaine.
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No. 151368 ID: bf49dc

They look adorable... take a sponge bath and go see Ms. Wulfe.
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No. 151371 ID: 8ce2bf

>>151364
You're going to need more Febreze from Max.
If you know what I mean.
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No. 151372 ID: 8ecfd4

>>151364
Clean up like you have never cleaned up before and then go make Mrs Wulfe a very happy lady.
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No. 151388 ID: 476456

just run through town naked.
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No. 151389 ID: 632862

I think we should go talk to Ms. Wulfe and set up a date for tomorrow, since she has explicitly said she wants you fresh.

If you're really set on doing it *today* then we'd have to try talking to Michelle again. Very carefully.
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No. 151412 ID: 934ef5

Boss, right now I think Love Shack is hardmode, and there likely aren't all enough girls there anyway. Consider trying to score there a last resort. We should check out Fran first.

As for Diane lets see if if she can borrow that car and get us a ride out of town. Getting us somewhere safe while things cool down here, of course we spend that time give her private romancings.
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No. 151415 ID: a7a85a

>>151364

Elaine seemed to be into you, and she is a submissive. It's possible you could just tell her you're going to bang her and it's done.
Could save some time at the very least if it works.

Also, epic tits, as I hear it, are quite epic.
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No. 151425 ID: 2819cf

>>151364

Go for Fran!
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No. 151520 ID: 18b69f

>>151415
This, and Diane
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No. 151527 ID: 1ac39d

reach under your hat and feel your lumps. if they got any bigger, AT ALL, then that means 100% chance the demon thing is real
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No. 151528 ID: 632862

>>151527
It's not a demon thing.

Garth may have made a deal with the Devil, but it's not demon-related. There's a difference, you see.
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No. 151657 ID: f0521d

>>151527
Demon, devil, god, who cares? He's got a woman to fuck. You smell of mouse sex so the milf ain't an option right now unless you got time to clean up.
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No. 151865 ID: 950529
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151865

Wulfe sounds good, specially with the only other option being Michelle. I'm sure I can talk her into some fucking, right? You guys can arrange that. If we need a ride there's just two cars and a bus that goes every hour.
As for the twins, I ate some pussy, fucked some pussy, you know the drill. Only thing they did was kind of hang in eachothers arms.

I head on back to Max's place for a shower. He calls out to me when I pass the cafe.
Inside Elizabeth is sitting at a table with mister Price, who is sweating profusely.
>"Garth! This man is looking for you!"
>"Mister Redwick, pleased to make your acquaintance. Shall we go somewhere more private to talk? I have to insist, lest you want your friends to get involved."
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No. 151871 ID: 701a19

>>151865
Either:
"You mean because how you're wanted by the police for taking hostages?"
Or
"Sure, meet me in my room."
If he's here, then there's a good chance he shot one of the cops.
OR, if he doesn't have a gun in either hand, then break his face and say "Like you did Dr Braun? I dunno how you escaped the police, but I am not about to let you take anybody else hostage!"
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No. 151872 ID: f2b2b3

You know, both of these twits are useless to us. Blind puppy already gave us ass sex, and queer butt is gay for ass.

Shrug and say whatever. If he doesn't have a gun, go get a shower. He can't say a damned thing about it.

And where are those incompetent police officers that were supposedly taking care of these dumbasses?
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No. 151876 ID: 701a19

>>151872
Blind girl is Garth's go-to girl for most of his sexual desires. We're not going to leave her to a horrible fate.

Actually, better idea: Walk over to Max, grab his ass, and give him a passionate kiss. Then say "Max and I need to discuss some things, in private first, although if you want to join us~~~"
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No. 151878 ID: 2cbe3e
 

Point at the guy and tell him to cut it out.
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No. 151879 ID: bf49dc

Gore him with your horns.
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No. 151880 ID: bf49dc

Casually mention the hostages and invite him up to your room all in one sentence. Keep walking before you finish talking.
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No. 151881 ID: 701a19

Say "Lets take this outside. Max said he planed to call his mother to wish her a happy birthday about now, and we wouldn't want to get in the way of that."
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No. 151882 ID: 934ef5

>>151872
Cold, man. Besides that kind of bullshit can fuck up everything up here.

>>151875
This might be the safest bet, it gets the warning to Max and Liz while drawing the fuck away from them. The only problem it will be hard to escape from upstairs. On the other hand, if we can throw him down the stairs that's good.

My suggestion: "There won't be any need for that. Max, take Liz home please. Now."

Then head to your room, and figure out something to beat him over the head with along the way. If there's a half full glass of something grab it and take a sip, then smash his face in with it. Or if you go by the mop, or a chair, or anything. Having him fall down the stairs at the same time is the best bet to take him out.
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No. 151883 ID: 701a19

>>151881
Wait, even better...
"Lets take this outside. Max, your mom needs to talk to you. Your girlfriend is with her and hysterical."
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No. 151884 ID: 8ecfd4

>>151865
Tell him you will be with him in a bit. You're just going to get some snacks for him. Ask Max to follow you out into the kitchen. Give him a brief explenation and look him deep into the eyes and ask him to be a dear and escort Liz home.

Then find some chemical to use to knock him out or a tenderizing hammer, bottle or a knife. Some stuff that can be used as weapons, and get some light snacks. Go out and talk with the nice man and then knock him the fuck out.
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No. 151885 ID: 701a19

>>151884
No, he won't let you out of his sight and certainly not with anybody else.
You need to lead him away.
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No. 151888 ID: 950529
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151888

"Hey. Cut it out."
>"I will as soon as we've talked, Redwick."
"Fine- But- Max, your mother wants you to call her. Your girlfriend is in hysterics."
>"Ah, something happened to Ellenoir?! Oh no!"
He runs to the phone. Elizabeth quietly sips her tea.

I lead Price up to my room. As soon as we're out of sight he pulls a revolver on me.
Since it's not that unexpected, I am not very startled by it.
Price motions me to hurry to my room. When we're in he closes the door and points to the bed.
I sit down quietly.
>"No more shenanigans, Redwick. Let's get this over with."
He takes a pen from his backpocket and begins drawing something on the wall.
>"Now, can you describe this for me, please?
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No. 151889 ID: bf49dc

A star with random scribbles in it?

Wall vandalism?

An art student's feces?
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No. 151890 ID: 701a19

>>151888
"It looks like a moth on a star to me."
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No. 151891 ID: bc1727

Say "That looks a hell of a lot like me banging your mom," with a cocky smirk on your face.
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No. 151893 ID: 8ecfd4

>>151888
"A motherfucking butterfly in a star drawn by a nervous fucktard who couldn't tell a credible lie even if his life depended on it."
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No. 151894 ID: 934ef5

>>151888
"A rejected Metallica cover?"

"The new star trek communicators?"

"High school geometry homework?"

"An ugly starfish?"
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No. 151900 ID: 701a19

>>151889
>>151890
>>151893
>>151894

"Honestly? Not a damn clue. But since you're one of the Boston Historical Society's experts on history and cults I'm guessing you're pretty sure you think it's important.
I also think, since you've broken several federal laws and endangered the lives of innocent people, that you aren't thinking rationally. This isn't what you wanted to do, and it isn't what you wanted to be. You need help, and it's not too late to put down the gun and work this out peacefully.
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No. 151904 ID: 154253

>>151888
"Something a fifteen year old kid would draw to try and look hardcore. Now you better start backing up, as you've already gone too far. Lying to the cops the way you did, they're gonna lock your dumb ass up, and I hope they do. Now you tell me how a wall scribble is going to stop that from happening."
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No. 151905 ID: 701a19

[From Farmer]
[Its an Elder Sign. This guy thinks you're a Lovecraftian Mythos creature. It's prettymuch a basic ward... can be found on almost every type of mythosian runescript ever seen, to the point it became an icon as important as Cthulhu to identify it. If you'll say any of this, is up to you; I'm just feeding you info.]

Also, we're willing to get you out of this, but you must fuck Max in exchange.
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No. 151908 ID: 4a235d

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
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No. 151909 ID: 8d3dc9

This guy is getting really riled up over bone spurs, isn't he?
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No. 151910 ID: 950529
File 267.swf - (1.69MB , 700x700 )
151910

An Elder Sign? Well, I've heard of those bu-
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No. 151911 ID: 8ce2bf

>>151910
"Goodbye!"
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No. 151913 ID: 934ef5

>>151910
Oh. Swell.

You know, if we had more info to start with, this shit wouldn't happen.
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No. 151914 ID: 8ecfd4

>>151910
Did you miss the point about not telling him you knew what it was? God damn it, why do we always get stuck with people who do the opposite of what we tell them?
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No. 151915 ID: 934ef5

>>151914
He didn't say that, he was just thinking it.
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No. 151916 ID: 1ac39d

so it wasn't devils or demons, it was elder gods. does that mean garret will grow tentacles?
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No. 151917 ID: 8ecfd4

>>151915
Thought he said it. Oh well, then that PI wasn't as much of a fuckwit as I thought. We should have killed them from the start.
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No. 151918 ID: bf49dc

>>151916
Wouldn't that be a nice addition~?
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No. 151937 ID: 362f0c

>>151910
AHAHHahahaha... bout time... maybe it you had told us something about yourself I would actually have bothered to help you... as it stands... good riddance.

Tell you're Magna Mater that the Lurker at the Threshhold sends his regards.
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No. 151954 ID: 3416ec

Son of a bitch!
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No. 151968 ID: a7a85a

Well, from the looks of that portal it...

*Puts on shades.*

Sucks...to be you.
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No. 152000 ID: f0521d

Son of a crap!
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No. 152064 ID: 8b7db1

...I have no idea what just happened. Is the quest over? If it is, could we at least get an epilogue? D:
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No. 152070 ID: 3416ec

I didn't hear a gunshot, so...
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No. 152098 ID: 19ecf1

>>151910
Only thing now is to try not to die...
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No. 152107 ID: f21281

>>151888
"It's a crappy star with a bee trapped inside it."
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No. 152128 ID: 8ce2bf

>>151888
If you wanna try the whole not dying thing you could yell out something like "WAIT!" to get him to pause, while slipping forward and get your back horizontal, and kicking up into the hand holding the gun, trying to knock it out of his grasp, or at least throw off his aim. He seems to be extremely nervous or sick, and putting his faith in the gun and you not trying anything, so he probably won't react fast enough to stop you.
Could these guys have anything on you? Could they incriminate you? We have to know if it is necessary to take them down or if playing the victim as much as possible would be better, so the police can handle it while we FUCK BITCHES.
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No. 152191 ID: 362f0c

>>152070
...and you never will with a variety of common bullet loads. There is a reason you specifically have to order subsonic bullets for silenced guns.
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No. 152193 ID: 445c48

>>152191
Generally you hear something.
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No. 152206 ID: 362f0c

>>152193
I was implying that many bullets are 'supersonic'... thus assuming a headshot (and at these distances and with Garth distracted I will) the most one might hear is the click of the firing pin as the bullet will reach you before the sound does.
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No. 152247 ID: 701a19

>>152206
The time it would take the brain to preprocess that sound would exceed the time it would take for the bullet to come to rest.
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No. 152248 ID: 19ecf1

wait... it was a revolver...

Revolver's can't be silenced due to spinning chambers...

In addition, missfire!
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No. 152251 ID: 3416ec

>>152248

Well, there technically are silenced revolvers, but they're pretty expensive and hard to come by.
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No. 152253 ID: 362f0c

>>152248
Never implied it was silenced... only that his brain would be in the process of being scrambled while he was 'hearing" due to the bullet being faster than the sound it of it firing. (ie: supersonic ammo is more common than subsonic ammo)

P.S: also.. the Soviets 'did' make a silenced revolver... not that it looks like that at all... or was even very 'silent'.
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No. 152258 ID: e3f578

That looks like a puny .38 to me. I dunno, I think Garret will be alright.
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No. 152264 ID: 19ecf1

>>152258
well, hopefully the bone growth stuff = hardened bone or something...

In anycase, we can only wait and stuff...

Or watch Garret turn into a super demon with luck...
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No. 152269 ID: 701a19

>>152258
All bullets are potentially lethal, even .22s.
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No. 152276 ID: e3f578

>>152269
I'm aware, .38 was described in The Godfather game by Luca Brasi as a weapon that doesn't do much damage to a man but noisy enough to keep the curious away. I imagine Garrets a tough boy and with medical attention can live through a .38.

Now if that's a fucking .44 magnum just drawn smaller... yeah Garret is fucking dead faster than a lucky punk.
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No. 152277 ID: 1ac39d

>>152269
as long as it doesn't go through the heart or brain you can survive if you get to a hosp[ital fast enough.
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No. 152298 ID: 701a19

>>152277
... or a major vein or artery, or the appendix or spleen, or it hits the spine, or etc...

Also, Luca Brasi is fictional. He is a figment of Hollywood.
Ask on /k/.
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No. 152595 ID: f0521d

Silly Price, the man is becoming a god, mere bullets will no longer work. At least I think they don't.
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No. 152925 ID: 6cd631

>>140156
Before the thread ends, I just want to say this made me lol hard.
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