I for one am 100% behind Romanticrossing.

Animal Romanticar.

┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌

...what is up with that hat?

>>320442

Chicks dig earflaps, man.

>>320442
Its to fit in. Human ears are bizarre. Floppy dog ears are acceptable.

This isn't even Romanticar. It's Seducticar. And that's awesome. We get to be a suave motherfucker and not worry about lovey dovey shit. Well. Not yet anyway. We might have to do some relatively lovey dovey shit if a girl is playing hard to get, but I for one will try not to do anything that would give a girl the wrong impression about our motivations. Breaking hearts isn't cool.

What I love best about this quest is how he hasn't even kissed anyone yet because all the suggesters are practically begging for him not to have sex with anyone. Oh, not yet not yet! Be suave, be distant! You don't want to screw it up, so don't screw at all!

That said, chicks dig a guy with staying power.

>>320447
I will admit, maybe I have been favoring the slow roll a little too much. But... well, we made PROMISES to half of the women here already, and if we don't fulfill them, then bedding THEM might become far more difficult later.

And for Ms. Wolf, yeah, she was drunk, which... could make the aftermath far worse than if we banged her sober. ...and maybe the gamist in me is thinking "Dang it, she got HERSELF drunk. That's like a game entering a cheat code for you."

>>320448
I dunno how much this is a dating sim, but really. I follow the rules of western design; if its too easy, it gotta be a trap.

Well Garret has set up the playing field pretty nicely. Ellionor and Mrs Wulfe both pretty much knows the deal and doesn't seem to object that much.

Now he just needs to convince the fishing cat and Max sister to get it on, both of which seem to be atleast open to advances. The hard one is probably going to be the mouse.

Anyone else wanna bet on the most likely ending? My money is either on Garret being chased out of town by an angry mob consisting of jelous males and heartbroken females, or a large number of paternity suits in about 9 months.

>>320454
He's fuck all the bitches and say "WELP THAT'S DONE TIME TO GO BACK HOME."

>>320454

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."

Airi 2010/02/15(Mon)11:12 No. 10660 ID: e0499d
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>>320457
... familiar...

>>320454
That is why we use condoms and other birth control...

And I still think that every chick seduced must know our plan right beforehand... kinda like a "We take no responsibility if you die" form

We can't lie to them about love and shit. We could tell them that we aren't interested in a permanent relationship, or at the very least insist it be 'open'.

That mouse girl looks really submissive

I say we rape her and tell her not to tell anyone. And I think we would be able to get away with it.

>>320470
that is horrible

I say we just bang the kitty. I prefer a woman that can catch our innuendoes.

>>320472
It's just a suggestion.

So...when do we sex Max?

>>320475

Garth's already fucked Max several times off-panel

>>320476

Hawt. >:3

The final product does need to be sexual relations with both genders of all races, though.

ok, I gotta say it

>Valley of Love
>Vagina

Okay, a bit of a tangent here, but whatever.

I don't understand how we're going to save ourselves from this last fuck-up. Seriously, I'm with Rurik on this whole matter. THE SLOW ROLL WORKS, BE PATIENT. We worked to hard, to fast, and look what happened, GOD DAMN.

>>320496
Garth seems to think he's on the right track, and I'm willing to trust him for now. :<
He better not fuck up the Fran route...

>>320496
I'm with Garth on this one, I think he's got this one. Just need to do a little more work and pussy out less. But we will see at the dinner.

Am I the only one who wants this guy to not be a complete douche? As in, no hump-and-dump? at least for one girl (like Fran)

Does it seem to anyone else like Fran may have been actually considering his initial proposition? I read it over again, and depending on how you read it, it could really swing either way. I'll trust Garth for now.

>>320503
And yeah, I'm all for working other girls, but Garth should get serious with Fran. :[

Realize that Fran was just a girl we really got to know in the quest. Everyone else may be better (minus crazy bear lady).
We just haven't gotten to really know them yet.

>>320503
Well no, but it doesn't seem like he's gonna agree to that.

>>320454
You're probably right, but let's try for the HAREM ENDING: he flees town together with all the women, and they start a traveling circus, with his freakish mongrel children as the star performers.

>>320503
That would be nice... but he seems to be rather dedicated to being quite the complete dick (in every sense of the word.) I guess I just come down on the side of the playa haters.

I mean sexual tension is undeniably the spice of quests, but I find a dish comprised solely of spices to be somewhat, unfilling. Then again, as a simple protective cravat, Reaver has surprised me in the past, but I don't much expect surprises from what seems a simple 'filler/oneshot' quest.

>>320563
See >>320435

"privacy" he says.

Damn it. Damn it all.

Something big is going to happen soon. Everything's been too easy so far, all the bitches have melted like butter in our hands, with the possible exception of Fran. Garth can't keep this up.

Brom 2010/02/17(Wed)12:59 No. 10776 ID: f98e0b
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>>320575
SUPERIOR

>>320575
Whoa this is awesome.

Moebius!lDBOP6UaFs 2010/02/17(Wed)13:22 No. 10779 ID: 154253
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One down off of the checklist. All others accounted for.

Let's get this shit done.

I bet Fran's gonna be the most difficult. Or the mouse.

Airi 2010/02/17(Wed)13:51 No. 10781 ID: 19ecf1
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>>320579
who said those are the ONLY species here?
<- Also, don't he look familiar?

>>320581
Max did.
>"That's right! Funkytown is proud of its racial variety! We got cats, dogs, wolves, rabbits, mice and bears!"

Also hahaha yes.

>>320582
he said they had those species.

He didn't say they were the ONLY species...

Anonymous 2010/02/17(Wed)14:22 No. 10784 ID: 540150
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Garret Redwick is now a meme

So what's with the cap? Is he bald?

>>320586
yes. That's why he has hair.

>>320589
Because one cannot possibly be partially bald.

Garret confirmed for non-bald.

>>320596
What is this 4chan?

Get out

Lover's gonna love

Anonymous 2010/02/17(Wed)16:52 No. 10800 ID: 1963d1
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This was bound to happen sooner or later...

I'm not convinced that the bear chick is retarded. Looking over her way of acting, she seems a little naïve, yeah, but not that bad. I feel that the mouse dude is just drunk off his damn ass and doesn't like the bear chick. But we'll see.

>>320610
I figured she was probably like, twelve or something. Bears are big girls, after all.

>>320610
Ever heard of the term "higher functioning"?

>>320613
I am not sure if that is worse or not... probably... but only by a little.

Well, if she wasn't a virgin, she probably is not retarded.

Say, can humans and furries cross-breed in this universe? How short-bus bear girl get pragnent?

>>320579
Max is there on the bottom with the other species for a reason. He is an obstacle that you must overcome.

>>320620
I have a feeling she is... was a virgin.

also that she is MUCH younger than we think...
... and that to be a daughter in someone's household you need to be one or more of the following
1) failure
2) retard
3) child

there's likely more options, but this is as far as the list goes...

I'd also like to say: Told you so...

Anonymous 2010/02/17(Wed)21:56 No. 10832 ID: f609ed
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praying and praying and praying
I'd laugh so hard

Anonymous 2010/02/18(Thu)15:04 No. 10853 ID: 445c48
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>>320579
Two down!

Best Ending: Fuck all the bitches. Then escape with one bitch of your choosing.

Good ending: Fuck all the bitches.

Bad ending: Fuck some of the bitches, then get run out of town

Worst ending: Fuck none of the bitches

Nightmare ending: Have furry/human babies, multiple girls pregnant.

>>320673
I'm afraid you have the best ending wrong. The best ending is harem end. As reference let me point you in the direction of Mudy Quest and the antics of one of the dark elves whose name doesn't come straight to mind for some reason. I think it was Stiletto though I'm probably wrong.

Moebius!lDBOP6UaFs 2010/02/18(Thu)20:56 No. 10881 ID: 154253
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Just as planned.

>>320688
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

aha

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>320688
Oh man that facial expression is damn sweet. Did you do any of the Comissar Fuklaw pictures? Because that facial expression kind of reminds me of him.

>>320693
hah, now that you mention it.

sup gannadene

>>320693
All of them, yes.

>>320695
Sweet. I loved the one where they ride Thunderhawk jet enginees down to the planet. His expression of RAGE and the crying cultists just rocks.

Anyway back on topic. Garret seems like a real and proper thief, only this time he steals the heart and souls of ladies rather than their belongings. We should still try to make him start stealing other stuff, a smooth bastard named Garret cannot be allowed to walk around without stealing shit from rich people.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/19(Fri)11:27 No. 10900 ID: 950529
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Couldnt resist

S_F 2010/02/19(Fri)11:31 No. 10901 ID: 7630d5
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might as well post it here, too. Reaction image away, you guise~

>>320701
Already saw it on 4chantg. Like, hours ago.

Man, u gize.

>>320700

God dammit. I wanted to sleep tonight.

>>320723
Hottest bunny on quest or hottest bunny of all time?

I find the fact that Garth got dommed by a bunny rabbit to be extra hilarious.

Anonymous 2010/02/20(Sat)19:01 No. 10989 ID: 1963d1
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Sorry guys, I know we could've used this earlier, but I thought it would be pushing it to make another one.
Damn shame too...

Moebius!lDBOP6UaFs 2010/02/20(Sat)20:50 No. 10998 ID: 154253
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Three down, three to go.

>>320798

SHAME

>>320755
Hottest bunny of all time, obv.

>>320798
Four to go, there's no check on Max's head yet.

>>320798
WHERE ARE THE BIRDS. I HOPE THERE WILL BE SOME BIRDS INCLUDED.

>>320798

Why is Liz's house not marked yet? :[

>>320820
birds technically aren't furry...

Kinda wondering why Squirrels or other common mammals weren't included. You'd expect that...

>>320839
You would, but they were eaten by the FREAKING BEAR.

Guys, did you notice that some of these beastwomen can smell whether Garth's been getting it on? I think this might be a plot point later on, we need to start thinking outside our puny hu-mon senses. Fortunately, there is an easy answer.

Febreze.

>>320950
I have this sudden mental image of Garret preparing for sex by pushing one girl out the back door, frantically spraying febreeze down his pants, all while the second girl is knocking.

Valley of Love: everyone is a slut

Is it bad that I want some birds?

Wait... Doc Braun? She doesn't tinker with time travel, does she? She's not that sort of doctor.

>>320987
Yes.

>>321000

That's why there's only one car in this town.

It's a DeLorean.

>>321004

Electric avenue, thus named for the regular lightning strikes that appear on the third friday of the month at 9,10, and 11 PM exactly.

>>321021

They sell Sports Almanacs at the General Store, too.

>>321004
"It's your kids, Garret! Something's gotta be done about your kids!"

>>321023
Wouldn't the easiest solution here be swift and repeated kicks to the balls?

Anonymous 2010/02/27(Sat)13:03 No. 11243 ID: 67c611
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favicon

I was gone at work a while, didn't get to see the thread. When I came back and Garret put the shades on I nearly died. God that was hilarious. XD

Well done, man.

So, people, we can agree that we have another goal to accomplish here. To outgroove the major of Funkytown.
I expect a heavy battle on the dancefloor in the foreseeable future.

Also, rape Max. His sister raped you, so you should continue the cycle.

Anonymous 2010/03/01(Mon)17:31 No. 11792 ID: 06924d
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... Nngh.

SirTen!!H3AwAzMwMw 2010/03/04(Thu)19:32 No. 11958 ID: a7a85a
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A little fan art for our current situation.

>>321758
Epic.

>>321758
amazing

Anonymous 2010/03/11(Thu)22:00 No. 12398 ID: 731dcd
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Wait... Wait a minute... A need to fuck a ton of women. Strange horns on his head. No compunctions about killing human beings. Investigators searching for him... There's no way. There's no fucking way. AHAHAH. THAT'S SILLY. NO WAY GARTH IS A DICLONIUS, AHAH. NOPE.

>>322198

But he doesn't have pink hair.

>>322201
Hair dye.

>>322198

Soon Garth will be tearing people apart on a whim. You just watch.

>>322277

And fucking girls with his vectors.

Bumping this because of GREEN's comment:

>You know, this is the very definition of stuff that should go in /questdis/.

So, is pregnancy possible? Who are the investigators? What the fuck is Garth?

>>322829
i think we will know after he gets done with the mice. if his 'horns' get any bigger afterwards then he is indeed operating under a 'fuck everything and get powers' pact

you know... it's odd...

One would think Garth could land ladies on his own, without our help...

this may mean we're not here to help him...

But to hold him back.

Just a theory. We need to learn more about the subject before making another move...

Well, after the wincest...

>>322843
>after the wincest

Haha, I love how you are arranging priorities, man.

>>322201
Supposedly only female diclonii have hair at all. Same thing with vectors. Although the one male "diclonius" we see was actually just a normal human with a deformity...

Anyway, hybrid babies. Fuel for pregfur.org!

Allotter 2010/03/25(Thu)12:36 No. 13149 ID: a56bd0
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His identity was... expected. But must say I didn't expect that end.

Investigators represent...

I liked the Flash page. It was a nice touch.

as long as he uses his tentacles to sex up more girls instead of killing everything i think becoming a ThInG would be okay.

This is some crazy shit.

Because I am sorry I turned the end of the thread into a /k/ discussion.

My theory and guilty hope is that Garth (most likely a spawn of Shub Niggurath) is now deader than a doornail.

That clever use of Elder Sign stunned Garth and possible banished his mind long enough for Mr. Price to use what looks to be a Colt Detective Special (probably loaded with .38 Super.) for one of those lovely in-body ricochet headshots.

For that kind of round the victim is very unlikely to ever hear the shot itself.

So, did we lose?

oh god there's been no word of anything

>>323612
Yes, we lost.

I think...

Reaver said he intended to start the new chapter on Brofist when he did it. He has just not been interested in continuing it yet. It's not dead yet unless Reaver's changed his mind since then.

So... is Reaver dead, or what?

>>326970
Reaver is done with all questing forever because he thinks we plebes aren't good enough at suggesting for his mighty quest.

>>326971
I don't think that's quite how it is but yeah he's not questing anymore

I reckon Reaver got a job drawing incest for money or something.

>>326999

Would not surprise me if that were a lucrative field in the land of Danes.

>>326972
That's...actually exactly how it is. I don't know if LD still has the logs from when Reaver first flipped, but that's beside the point, he's done with questing.

No more Valley of Love. :(

I was looking forward to part 5.