Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)15:56 No. 132936 ID: 950529
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The crashing of the waves, the whistling of the wind, the squawking of the seagulls, and the silence of my gun.

beat the birds to death with it

There, what you just said? The last part of that? Fix it.

>>132936
Time to bag one of the damn things. Wait for one to perch reasonably still, line up a shot, and POW. RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

Your rifle should be pointed more or less towards the birds at all times when you're going to shoot to minimize the movement to aim once you've chosen your prey.

I would suggest the one sitting on the rock in the left.

>>132938

The cranky mouse guy only gave us five shots with it. Gotta make 'em count.

>>132936
Yeah, having your gun pointing off where you can't see is a very bad idea. Worse, shifting it into an aiming position, even slowly, is more than likely going to scare those birds.

Time to find a different spot.

Also, when you pull that trigger be -real- sure of what's beyond your target. You're still close to town, right?

Hurry up and shoot a bird you little shit.

Realize that the cat bitch isn't coming back because you have no concept of reality.

>>132951
I think he's close to the beach, so he'd probably be aiming off-shore?
And as long as he moves slowly, he should be fine.

You have five shots, there are five birds. Unless that goddamned dog is hiding somewhere past the rocks, I don't see a problem here.

Don't get attacked by a bear.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)16:25 No. 132965 ID: 950529
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Yeah yeah, alright, taking aim, waiting for a good shot. Yeah, the one of the left seems pretty chill.
..What? Now why would I get attacked by a bear on the beac--GURGHpffMPH!

>"NO! DON'T SHOOT THE BIRDS!"

Mumble and flail wildly.

>>132965
Calmly consider her argument.

HolyCRAP get up before you drown, or at least roll over! ...Roll over and "accidentally" look up her skirt.

>>132965
Oh god what. Wave your arms frantically and try to get your head above water. Don't fire the gun accidentally though.

God fucking damnit lawyer dog.

Don't panic. Keep a hold on your gun and try to push yourself out of the water enough to breathe. Failing that, try to roll over in her grasp.

Look up, enjoy dat ass.

See if you can coherently pronounce "Okay, I won't shoot the birds" with a mouthful of ground.

Say this: "Mmphmphhh"

Get it? Because your face is in the dirt. Yeah. Funny.

Get up and seduce it, you bestiality loving freak.

GRAB HER TITS AND MAKE IT QUICK
Come on, you still haven't fucked a single bitch.

Consider keeping bears out of your list of bitches to bone.

Ask what birds she's talking about; there's obviously none around.

You know what to do around bears? Play dead.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)16:53 No. 132998 ID: 950529
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I can't say anything with a mouth full of sand. I spin around to break her grip!

>"NGH-AH!"

Way to go you jerk. Apologize to her and tell her you won't shoot the birds.

Er.

...Oops?

>>132998
YEAH GIVE IT TO HER, RIGHT IN THE BEARSOME TACO... BEARCO

>>132998
Oh god what

Okay, stand up and scoot away a bit, then ask if she's okay. I don't think the knee to the groin was entirely intentional, and the less you get murdered by a bear the better.

>>132998
Normally I would say "WRESTLE THE BEAR" but um... getting cuntpunted is apparently very painful so you should attempt to apologize and such.

>>132998
...ouch.

Well, maybe we'll find another bear when we go to get a job. Or maybe this should just evolve into a lusty lovemaking session. Either way.

This is quite an awkward predicament...

Bring the knee in her crotch down. Put other knee into her crotch. Grab chest tuft. Pull. Roll on top of her, grab both wrists and pin her down in the mud (hands should be pinned above head to get maximum mechanical advantage. Sit on top of her stomach to keep her from moving. Stare very angrily.

Tie her up, drag her into a dank basement dungeon and spend the next several months conditioning her to heavily enjoy being cuntpunted.

Or not.

>>133009
Or yes.

Offer to kiss it better.

OKAY JUMP IN THE WATER AND THEN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)17:22 No. 133017 ID: 950529
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I remove my knee and grab her wrists. She struggles in vain.
>"Ooowww!! Why- Why would y-you-- Oww! Meanie! You terrible horrible person!"
"Calm- Calm down. I'm sorry, it was an accident. I won't shoot the birds eith--"
>"Let me go! Let go off me!"
"Calm dow--"
>"If you rape me I'm going to beat you up!"

>>133017

She's...big. Bear, looks like?

Continue to try and apologize. Let her know she's still got the whole upper hand, and that you're currently very apologetic or something.

>>133017
I'm not going to rape you! Calm down! You shoved me into the (water/sand/dirt, whichever is applicable) facefirst! I paniced."

>>133017
"Wh-- what the hell? I'm not going to rape you! You're the one who pushed my head into the water, I was just trying to get away! I told you, it was an accident! Now calm down and I'll let you go!"

>>133017
"That makes no sense and i wasn't gonna do it anyway! Calm down and i'll let you go."

>>133024
This, but it seems like it was sand, not water.

>>133017
Don't rape her, she seems serious about beating you up if you do.

>>133028
Do it anyway, the pain is good for you. Builds character.

She's probably bluffing.

Get as close to raping her as you can. Pin her to the ground. Tear off her clothes. Whip it out. Do all the foreplay. Then when she is expecting it. Ready for it. Stop. Put your stuff back on and pretend like nothing happened. She will have a serious case of blue balls. She might even ask for it. She might even beg for it.

>>133029
It's just weakness leaving the body.

Rape her.

Rape you? I thought you were trying to rape me!

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)17:42 No. 133040 ID: 950529
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"I'm not going to rape you! I have a serious "No Rape" policy! I just panicked when you attacked me!"
>"You were gonna kill the seagulls!"
"I-- Listen, just calm down and I'll let go and we can talk about this calmly."
>"Hmph, fine, I'll calm down."

I let go off her and she gets off me.

>"You are still a terrible person for wanting to kill a helpless little bird, you know!"

>>133040
"What kind of bird would you suggest I hunt then?"

"Well see, this guy wants me to nail one so I can earn some moneys, but if you have a better offer, I'm listening."

Tell her that the guy wanted you to. Hey wait a minute, is he the mouse girl's dad? Maybe that explains why she's so shy and reserved.

>>133040
"I'm only doing it since a crazy old mouse told me too. ...and he gave me the gun to do so. It's apparently so I can improve my MANLINESS."

>>133040
What is more important, shooting a bird for some guy, or having sex with that bear? Apologize and tell her that you've seen the error of your ways thanks to her.

"I can think of at least one mousey old coot in town who would disagree."

>>133049
I'll take 'Fucking that bear' for $500.

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with hunting as long as nothing goes to waste. I'm merely doing a service for that old mouse, since he said he couldn't do it himself and wanted a fowl dinner. I'm just trying to earn myself an honest living!"

A little white lie. That mouse seems like his personality would conflict with bear-lady's, so try to play it like you don't like him either.

>>133040
Poke her belly.

KILL BEAR
RAPE BEAR
EAT BEAR
IT'S STILL FUCKING EVEN IF IT'S DEAD.

Shoot the bear and get a bear dinner.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)18:01 No. 133069 ID: 950529
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"I was only doing it for that cranky mouse on Buccaneer Road. I'm real broke, you see.. Just trying to make a living."
>"Why should a hardworking seagull have to die so you can get money?! You are a horrible, terrible, despicable, mean, coldblooded, terrible person!"

"Gimmie a break, lady! I'm almost broke!"

>>133069
"...last time I checked, seagulls fed off of the refuse of man, and do nothing more than eat and breed. How exactly is that hardworking, because I would LOVE to have that job."

>>133069
...hardworking? Since when are seagulls hardworking?

>>133069
shoot bear already. stupid activists.

Fine, tell her you won't shoot the gulls if she doesn't want you to. But you still need money, ask if she has any alternatives.

>>133069
"WOULD A TERRIBLE PERSON DO THIS?"
Then you shoot her and dump her body in the water.
Or show her your dong.
Or you could agree with her, she wants to fuck someone who agrees with her so if you agree with her you're in.

>>133069
"You know, you're right. I am a terrible person, I think I just need the right woman to help me change my ways..."

>>133069

"You said terrible twice."

"I didn't know PETA's reach extended this far."

No seriously, "Then can you recommend a different way of earning income?"

"Look, I know, I know! It's just that right now, it comes down to it or me, and I'm sorry, no matter how much you love that seagull, I'm not going to choose the former."

>>133069
Look really guilty and ashamed of yourself.

"It's... it's just one bird, right? They don't live long anyway."

HOW ABOUT TUMMY RUBS!?

Wait I thought bears would eat anything. Ask if she is a vegetarian.

"I suppose everyone else is, since they eat hardworking animals too. Hell, you better be a vegetarian too if you think killing animals makes a terrible person. Because supporting them with your money is just as bad ~nyoro"

Rape the bitch.

Point out that, as a bear, she is a soulless killing machine.

Ask her what she likes to eat. Then point out how it hurts whichever living being too.

Unless she eats rocks, but with that belly i doubt it.

>>133094

To be fair, the mouse probably isn't going to eat the bird, so bringing up her diet might not be the best idea. Perhaps she's just against hunting for sport.

>>133102
Yes, but /she/ doesn't know that. Use that fact to your advantage. She's a total hippie. Be conniving as you please here, since she's already proved herself to be a total bitch. >:[

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)18:36 No. 133108 ID: 950529
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Arguing with girls? Phuha! Amateurs!
Ah, but there's a good idea~

"Y.. You're right. I.. I didn't think of it that way at all.. I-I am a terrible person.. If only I had someone to set me straight.. but now I've almost killed a beautiful bird. Please.. leave me.. I am not w-worthy to be seen.."

And three.. two.. one..

>"Th.. That's a bit far.. Uhm.. You learned your lesson and no one got hurt, right? Maybe you can better your life now? I-I'll help.."

>>133108
"Why would you even want to be seen with a wretch like me? No girl would ever want to be with me, why should I try?"

>>133108
Dingdingding. We have ourselves a winner, folks.

>>133108

Look intrigued. "What do you mean?"

>>133114

Yes, reel her in!

"W-what do you mean? Can... can you help me?"

Tell her you need a job, so that would be helpful advice. What does she do?

>>133108
If theres one thing I know most animal rights supporters don't understand the first thing about biology. So there maybe a way for you to convince her to let you shoot the seagull and convince her your a good person at the same time.
Tell her you already felt bad about shooting the seagull, but you wanted to find the weakest seagull you could that way from a ecological stand point it would make the species stronger over all and at the same time if the gull was given a proper barial its body could be used by insects, molds, and other organisms to return its nutrients to the soil.

Jesus Christ, man, I think I threw up in my mouth a little. I know you're all about the theatrics but try not to overdo it.

>>133120
Agreed. I almost feel like you are about to start an acceptance speech for an award at any moment.

*APPLAUDS*

And I thought Mudy was poorly written near the end of it...

"Really? You'll give me another chance? ...You're a good person."

Give her a relieved smile.

(psst guys I think Reaver is trying to tell us that this bear is kinda dumb and these lines wouldn't work on anyone else)

On one hand, thanks to the cranky mouse dude, we met this bear. On the other hand, he probably KNEW that you would GET MAULED BY THIS BEAR.

I think we need to get this gentleman some payback. Also, nice turnaround.

>>133124

┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)19:11 No. 133148 ID: 950529
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"Wh-what do you mean? Y.. You'll help me?"
>"Yes.. Everyone deserves a second chance, right?"
"You.. You are such a good person. I'm.. I'm not worthy.."
>"There, there.. I'm here for you, okay? You are like a little seagull, fresh out of the egg now. I'll teach you how to spread your wings and fly!"
"Thank you.. I.. Thank you so much. You are such a wonderful person. I'm so happy we met. Please.. I've been so blind with hate and indifference.. Please.. Teach me how to love."
>"Okay, baby seagull. I'll teach you all about it."

>>133148
Tell her to feed you like a baby seagull.

>>133148

Ask her name.

She's going to eat you when she finds out about your goal of fucking all the bitches making love to all the ladies in town.

>>133148
It's like I'm really gonna be sick.

Regardless, break into the realm of the philosophical. She seems like the type that would like to hear herself talk (read: preach); And the more talking she does, the less we have to do.

Awwww yeah.

>>133153
Just because he wants to fuck all the bitches doesn't mean he can't make meaningful connections with them too~

Tell her you gotta return the gun, or ask her to do it.

Badly written? No, this man just knows that the only way to get with Crazy is to sound just as crazy.

>>133160
Then again, most men know to never stick your dick in crazy.

>>133148
ಠ_ಠ

>>133148
I mean physically.

>baby seagull
ಠ__ಠ
Bitch crazy.

Lean in to smooch her and whisper "Be gentle."

Then smooch.

>>133148
"I'm Garret, by the way. S-so, what do you want to do first?"

>>133148
remember... if you have to keep the relationships under cover.
If everyone knows you're with ONE girl, you'll be locked in...

Especially if its miss crazy here...

Keep the sex with her for last. She's bound to go running around town telling everyone she's changed you...

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)20:03 No. 133192 ID: 950529
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I move in for the smooch.

"Even.. physically?"
>"Wh-huh?"
"Will you teach me how to love.. with both my body and soul?"

As I get closer I feel her breathing become faster.

>"Y-yes."
"Be gentle."
>"I will."

SLAM DUNK

BEFORE YOU PROCEED, LOOK AROUND, IN CASE OF HUSBAND
MOVE SOMEWHERE QUIET

...unless she didn't mean right this second

>>133192
We are so close, good going Garret. Go in for the kill! (Also maybe move to somewhere more secluded on the beach but only do it if necessary)

In before sudden interruption.

>>133192
Don't get attacked by a different bear.

>>133192

Kiss her. Do it! DO IT!

Suddenly: FRAN :<

But no, if you're doing this, put your hand on her sternum, above her breast, and lean in, but let her kiss you.

Also, what is it with these girls and being taller than you?

Tacopunch to accusations of rape to... this in under 2 minutes.

You're still a prick but you're a prick who knows his game.

>>133199
they're animals, what do you expect.

And you and I both know she's crazy. You know how to handle her type.

But this is TOO easy man... Judging from the way she acts, she's trying to "save" you. "Saving" in her book is probably something she wants to spread... And if that's so, everyone in town is gonna know...

Keep it low... go with your other options. Just keep this one open.

Remember you still need to shoot a damn bird.

That was easy. Too easy.

Remember: If it's too easy, it's a trap.

Proceed.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)20:24 No. 133209 ID: 950529
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I go in for the kill. I bring my hand up to her chest and run her chest tuft through my fingers.
She lowers her head slightly. I raise mine. We touch lips. I slip in some tongue. She hesitantly goes along.
Her breathing becomes ragged and she shivers.
Oh yeah.
I'm good.
Too good.

>>133209
This still isn't right.
Back off... something's wrong here...
other than the fact crazy girl is crazy

>>133209

Go all the way.

>>133209
YOU BASTARD YOU JYNXED IT! RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

>>133209
Put one hand on the small of her back, lean in to the kiss, and hold her against you. Let the magic happen~

>>133209
Alright boss man, you're in. Lock the lips, see if you can get her to lead a bit, and slip in some boob gropage. Do it.

>>133211
Somehow this all seems far too easy. Hold off for a little while. It just seems suspicious.

Don't push, just let her have her way with you.

Proceed.

Airi 2010/02/16(Tue)20:28 No. 133220 ID: e0499d
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>>133209
I found a better way to put it...
<-

Hopefully, you just lost your boner...
But at least you'll get out of this and have better paths later.

Bah if we listened to most of you we would never get anywhere. Just got with the flow and if it blows up later we deal with it then.

>>133209
Garth... I am disappoint... We know your motivations, you don't want love, you just want to fill out some kind of petty checklist and move on.

Have you never wanted to do more with yourself than become some kind of trophy collecting fetishist? I mean after this what point is your life going to really have? Go home and work at Taco Bell and brag to the other guys about how you fucked up some small town girls who were too naive to guess your game?

Also, your constant playing is going to get you played sooner than later. If I am any guess it may be very soon indeed.

>>133224
u mad?

>>133224
let the guy be. He'll come to within the next 10 years.
For now, he's just acting insane, and without caution.

He can play... but he gotta do it cautiously...

>>133224

Don't be such a killjoy. We're here to fuck all the bitches, and that's exactly what we're gonna do.

Once we've fucked all the bitches, THEN we can start looking for love.

>>133209
I should note that sex on the beach is NOT PLEASANT. Let's just limit it to makeouts/groping right now.

>>133233
Let's save time and look for it while fucking all the bitches.

So tell me my son, who was your first? You have to have developed some form of skill to be this good. Of course you always get cut off goddammit. You know that right?

>>133209
OH SHIZ! PROBLEM REALIZED!

You said you want to learn to love, mentally and physically...

You just proved you could physicallly (she shivered, she's gonna realize too)

play this down

And I bet if she really does get to you, your quest may be put into question...

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)20:57 No. 133246 ID: 950529
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Oh jeez, old man, this is not the time to talk about that.
I pull back from the kiss, instead getting a nice handful (or two) of fat titty.

"Please have your way with me.."
>"O.. Okay.."

She hesitantly and kind of half-heartedly begins removing my shirt.

>>133209
Careful, you're about shoulder high to this gal and a bit shy of frame to boot. Man on top, 100%
Otherwise the Doc's going to be treating a shattered pelvis.

>>133246
Reciprocate by helping her out of her bikini top so we can all get a proper look at dem bear tits.

>>133246

Move one hand down south. Get her prepped up a bit. <3

Never shoot anything again.

Except your penis.

>>133246
Also, speaking of your lithe frame, she might not realize you're male. Yet. Even with the 'rape' comment.

>>133247
sorry peeps. Only way in here is to be submissive...

>>133252
Then the only way's going to be a shoreside burial via Dem Hips. That cap should be a fitting gravemarker.

Heh. Hehehe. Bear breasts. Get it?

Suggestion 2010/02/16(Tue)21:18 No. 133260 ID: c32d51
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>>133256

Bear and Bare sound alike.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)21:36 No. 133267 ID: 950529
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I undo the strap around her neck, letting the bikini top fall off her ENORMOUS GREAT STONKING TITS! AW YEAH!
I squeeze one and with my other hand I go to town downtown, stroking that moist void like it's my own dick.
She immediately flinches back and lets go of my shirt, just looking at me as she shivers and tries to breath.

>>133267

Put it in.

Courtesy is good. Ask if she's alright.

"Is something wrong?"

>>133267
Pause and say "Why are you flinching? I can't learn anything if you don't teach me..." teasingly, get this going into high gear.

>>133267
Try not to make her pass out. Unconscious sex is off the menu, after all.

>>133267
"Am I doing it right?"

>>133274
is it?
IS IT?

>>133267
Your face, her cleavage. Make it happen.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)21:54 No. 133285 ID: 950529
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I pause, or rather I just slow down, I guess, I mean, I'm not going to just STOP touching. That'd be a waste!

"Why are you flinching? I can't learn anything if you don't teach me..."
I say teasingly. She responds in a tiny squeaky voice.
>"I dunno.."
"Is something wrong?"
>"I dunno.."

...You did make sure no one was watching you, right?

Also, Sticking dick in crazy is usually a bad thing. I hope you are aware of this.

That, and I hope you come up with a disease in the next two minutes that causes you to be overly friendly with people, or else we'll be looking at a problem...

>>133285

Tell her to relax.

Ask if she wants to stop, it could reaffirm her willingness.

...Or she could ask you to stop, but that's hopefully less likely.

>>133285
"Relax. Maybe... maybe we can teach each other different things? You can teach me how to love, and I can show you a world. Shining, shimmering, splendid."

>>133285
Dude maybe it's because you're right there, on the beach, where anyone could see. Maybe you need to suggest moving to a more private location.

"It's OK, I understand you wouldn't want to do this with someone like me."

>>133285
Maybe its the fact that you come off as greasier than a snake oil salesman? Silver tongue, but nothing solid underneath (protip here, your cock doesn't count.)

I'm just going to repeat it here. she wants it, keep bangin her, maybe ask if she's okay, and lay her back softly then put on more moves and tease

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)22:10 No. 133305 ID: 950529
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"Relax.. It's okay.. Do you want me to stop?"
>"I dunno.."

Man, now what?

>>133300
Oooh, thats good.

>>133302

We're head voices. How much can we actually do?

Don't stop. Continue, assuredly, but mention softly, whispering in her ear, that if she wants to stop at any time you will.
Then nibble her ear and go to town.

She'll know she's safe and in control but you still get to be the dominant one, and judging from her reaction and dialog she likes a little power play.

>>133303
this

ALSO, KISS HER PASSIONATELY

MAKE HER KNOW.
MAKE HER KNOW.

>>133305
"Alright, just tell me when you decide."

Start taking it further step by step... but PLEASE remember that sand = bad sex.

Make her want you. Pleasure her like the kavorka man you are.

>>133305

Take control of the situation.

"Maybe I've got a few things to teach you."

She actually probably wants rape.

Look back in the beginning when she immediately thought of rape, and now her unwillingness.

Straightforward rape?

Say "Well I dunno either" and just stop.

Oh shit, she's probably a virgin and she's getting all freaked out. Tread CAREFULLY.
As in, actually be nice.

Just got for it! go for it! She wants you to take control.

Oh, hey guys, just had a thought. Remember Fran?

Too easy = Should be suspicious.

HRMMMMMMMM

>>133305
Say "Then let me open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder... over, sideways... and under."
And then, two plans.

Plan A: See if you can guide one of her hands down to your crotch and get her in on the fondling too.

Plan B: Say "Well... I'll just keep going then," and see if you can get into it.

>>133321
>actually be nice

This would probably require him to actually give a damn about anyone but himself. So far, not seeing it.

I bet she's married.

Wait. She's worrying about rape the first time you taco'd her, she's none too bright, and now that you're doing her, she seems scared out of her mind...

Uh. Reaver? Are you going grimdark on us?

She probably is married. Remember the store we went by on valentines day? With the 'store is closed' sign with the two bears rubbing noses? Probably the owner's wife.

>>133336
She's not scared out of her mind, she's just embarrassed about how turned on she is. She doesn't want to admit it, thus the non-committal "I dunno". She'd probably be covering her face with both hands if she could get away with it, but that doesn't mean she isn't enjoying herself.

>>133337
OH SHIT I hadn't thought of that.

This bodes ill.

>>133339
Betting her name is Margeret. Should probably ask just to make sure.

I don't think Garth gives a shit if she's married or not.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)22:31 No. 133347 ID: 950529
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Well then fuck it, I'm going for it. I'm rubbing that peach like there's no tomorrow, aaand I'll just put her on her back. Give her a nice passionate french kiss.
Still no cries for help. WELP, I'm putting my hand inside the panties, and maybe a few fingers inside her too.

>>133344
But the husband will. In fact, he could probably rip us limb from limb, if the size of his wife is any indication. And we didn't exactly check around to see if no one can see us.

>>133353
our only hope is that the husband enjoys seeing his wife fucked by other men.

I'll just... hang out over here until you're done.

>>133347
Keep a bit of an eye out man, but otherwise, go with that plan. See if you can get her to loosen up and then get to the thrust of the matter.

>>133353
Yeah, and if we're chased from town this early... :[

ask her name, but keep up the fingering and such

>>133357
Yeah. Bad End.

So, take a quick break from the shenanigans to make sure there aren't any spectators.
And then, continue, I guess. But, for christ's sake, be gentle with the poor girl. Crying sex does not sound like a good time.

I think she's just really submissive when it comes to sex. Why not take her hand, and guide it towards your pants?

>>133359

Crying ANYTHING is generally not good.

>>133347
Doing it on the sand could lead to all sorts of problems though. I mean sand getting in places and chafing, not nice man. Move it into the forrest instead, surprise her with your rugged manliness by lifting her up and carrying her to a nice spot of moss and make sweet passionat love.

>>133364
and then push her up against a tree

Phantom 2010/02/16(Tue)22:49 No. 133366 ID: 0abb50
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>>133355

I'll be in my Bunk.

>>133364
>>133365
yeah, because yanking her away half-naked to a secluded area so you can have your way with her isn't going to freak her out. She's already distressed. If you manhandle her much more, I'm pretty sure there will be repercussions.
Also, that would be pretty draining on you, so things might be harder later on.

>>133367
Where is your sense of romance. He isn't just going to manhandle her. He should carry her like she was his bride, looking down on her face and smiling the whole time.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)22:56 No. 133375 ID: 950529
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Man, I had to get way secluded to even find those damn seagulls. I think we're fine here.
Look at that face. I'm not going to pull her away just because she's going to get some sandchaving. Doesn't she have fur against that anyway?
Whatever.

"Don't you want to touch me too?"
>"I... ha.. I.. dunno..."

She's like a teddybear.

>>133375
Gonna have to guide her man. Whip it out, get a hold of one of her hands, and guide it there. See if she takes over naturally.

Gently grab her hand and move it to your crotch. She's probably used to being so wholesome she's just too embarrassed to say anything dirty. Doesn't mean she's not loving it. She just wants you to take the lead, that's all.
Trust me on this one.

>>133375
Feel up all over that tuft.
Start being a little bit more aggressive since she isn't responding to that much anymore.

>>133374
I don't know what quest you've been following, but there hasn't been much in the way of romance. Garth's pretty much just got screwing on the brain.

>>133375
Yeah, guide her hands. Put it on your chest at first, then move it gently downwards.

I think she needs some reassurance. Lead her gently- she's probably overwhelmed and sounds like a virgin.

>>133382
do this, while reassuring her.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)23:12 No. 133391 ID: 950529
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I take her hands and gently slide it along my body until it reaches my fat juicy cock.

"It's alright.."

She handles it curiously, as if not sure what to do with it.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/02/16(Tue)23:14 No. 133393 ID: a85626
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>>133375

D'awwwwww

>>133391
You got her going. Guide her in what to do for now, encourage her to get a feel for it, and then get to the meat of the situation.

>>133393
Welp, there goes my boner.

It's official. We're banging a teddy bear. A VIRGIN teddy bear.

There will be tears. If they're not from you destroying her hymen, they'll be from the sadness and confusion you'll cause after you just drop her after the fact.

Also, do we even have a condom? We probably can't get her pregnant, but there's still STDs to worry about.

Those concerned about the bears in the cafe on valentine's day... in this quest, it's STILL valentine's day, so chances are, this is someone different.

Oh god, what if she's married AND a virgin?

Earlier I said maybe this town is full on casual sex all the time because there's nothing else to do, but what if it's as wholesome as Animal Crossing appears to be? Like, NOBODY plays around dirty. Oh god.
This might be awesome.

>>133391
well, make her comfortable first, since YOU certainly are.
Check if she's wet- meaning she's just confused or, if she isn't wet, genuinely uncomfortable/scared.
That said, if she's wet, just keep on steady.

>>133405
didn't think of that.
DO IT.

Show her where it goes!

>>133407
Like he said.
JUST FUCK HER ALREADY.
but gently
give her some smoochin' too.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/16(Tue)23:40 No. 133412 ID: 950529
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Dude, I've been fingerbanging her for the past ten minutes. She's soaking like the ocean.
I guide her hand from my crotch to hers.
"This is going inside of you there. Would you like that?"
She lowers her other hand as if bracing herself.
>"..y-yes.."

>>133412
You know what to do man. STICK IT IN.

>>133412
FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER

>>133412
Ok.
Yeah, just go for it. ROCK AND ROLL.

>>133412
Well, looks like we're gonna be crossing 'bear' off our list!

GET TO IT.

>>133412
A'ight FULL STEAM AHEAD
GET TO IT

BRACE FOR ZANY INTERUPTION!

>>133412
STICK IT IN HER ASS.
SAY YOU MISSED.

>>133412
All those other suggestions? Assholes. No, you don't FUCK.

You are going to LOVE HER TENDERLY.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/17(Wed)00:02 No. 133426 ID: 950529
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..Oh yeah~
Alright, alright, next is take it slow first, then just let it lead up to the deep slamfucking, right? Allright, I got it from here, THANKS.

disregard these
>>133422
>>133425

>>133426
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES

>>133426
ha ha its not that easy to get rid of us, garth.

fuck, where did i put the popcorn

You had better be nice to her afterwards!

She's so cute
Try not to think about teddy bears

ANYWAY! Good luck chief! We'll be here when you're done. For now I don't think you need our guidance anymore.

I believe this bit of verse is appropriate:

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF.

>>133426
Yep, that's about right.

But this doesn't mean you get to be a complete asshole. Make her enjoy herself, too.

Paused Garret Redwick 2010/02/17(Wed)00:10 No. 133436 ID: 950529
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Man, if teddybears were this fuckable I wouldn't be here.
Anyway, privacy.

>>133436

MADNESS! MADNESS!!!

son of a bitch.

Gentlemen, we've been had.

>>133436
FUCK YES THIS IS THE BEST PAUSE SCREEN EVER

>>133436
God Damnit, I missed this whole thread

Fuck you Garret. Good read though.

>>133436

This hurts my brain.

Also: Does anyone else find it odd that the first thing we fuck is also the most dangerous?

I mean seriously. She's a bear.

>>133458
She doesn't seem that grizzly, she didn't even want us killing a seagull. She's bearly harmful, we had to pandar to her not killing ways to fuck her. She's the polar opposite of a dangerous bear.

>>133459

...So...

Black Bear?

Suggestion 2010/02/17(Wed)05:35 No. 133461 ID: 6a6a5e
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>>133460
Polar Bear.


hurrrrr

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2010/02/17(Wed)08:29 No. 133466 ID: 1e1932
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>1 Bear Bedded

>>133461
Koala bear

Garret Redwick 2010/02/17(Wed)13:19 No. 133498 ID: 950529
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The crashing of the waves, the squawking of the seagulls, and the silence of my gun.

Aw yeah.

what time is it?
time to ditch this hoe

>>133498

How's she feeling? Everything go well?

Damn it I am tired of always getting blanked out during the good parts. Next time we want greasy sex and lots of it. If not you get that song you hate stuck in your head for a month.

>>133498
Aw yeah indeed. Good man. Aiight, let's see if we can move on up outta here. Might wanna get her name, but that's up to you man.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/17(Wed)13:31 No. 133503 ID: 950529
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A'ight, so I just leave her here? I can do that.

"You okay?"
>"Yes.."
"Did it feel good?"
>"..Y-yes.."
"Wanna do it again some time?"
>"O.. okay.."
"Then let's make this our special place. Don't tell anyone what happened and maybe we'll get to do it again right here, alright?"
>"Okay."
"You promise?"
>"Yes."
"Atta girl. Then I have to go now."
>"..."
"Alright, ten more minutes."
>"Yes."

Well, so, where do I go in ten minutes?
I'm guessing it's around 3PM now.

>>133503
Safe, alright, well as we only got about two hours to burn, you might wanna hit up the shower back at your place so you don't smell like sex; and we can check on Mrs. Wulfe, see how she's doing.

Also, get bear chick's name before ducking out.

>>133503
Do your grocieries.

Not just ditch her or anything, we're just worried about the schedule. If there's time, there's time.

Huh. I hope humans cant cross-mate with the furred ones...

>>133503
Go for a shower. And see if mrs Wulfe is feeling better, maybe give her a cup of coffee or two if she is awake now.

Hmm, we've got less than an hour before we meet Fran for that early dinner. You're going to need a shower, first. Then see if you can go give back the gun without insulting the guy. Maybe tell him you couldn't bring yourself to kill any birds, but if he just wants to see your marksmanship you can shoot some bottles or something later.

>>133509
No, we can just keep the gun for now. He was probably drunk when he gave it to us.

We can bring him the bird/gun tomorrow.

Go shoot a bird somewhere else now that fat bear chick is passed out from dickings. It's a pellet gun. It's not like it makes much noise.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/17(Wed)13:55 No. 133513 ID: 950529
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Eh, I'll care about the bird tomorrow. I can also shoot it after dinner and mouse girl, if there's enough light.
I roll out from under beargirl's arm and sneak away as she cuddles the warm sand I left behind.
Asking for her name would be way awkward now, man!
Yeah, I best go back to my room for a shower and to check on that mature bombshell.

Sleeping soundly.

>>133512
If we kill a bird she might learn about it from the drunken mouse hick somehow. Then the chance for future dickings of said bear might go away and she might tell everyone. Fuck that inbreed drunken mouse fuck, we just bagged a bear with our gun. That's way more manly than shooting birds with an air rifle.

Should be able to find out her name in town easy enough.

>>133513
Take her clothes and put them under that overturned box.

>>133512
have you SHOT a pellet gun? They make a loud snapping noise... not as loud as a real gun... but pretty loud (shot coconuts off trees overseas)

anyway... GO TELL FRAN (no... please disregard that)

Best course of action is to wash up, make some more cash. Maybe you can hit Mrs. Wulfe up for a job...

Remember, because its valentines day, you have an edge at what you do.

>>133512
No, THAT would be a real faux pas.
Seriously. We cam after bird, we got nookie. Let us leave while we're still winning.

>>133513
Dat ass. If she's sound asleep, give it a grope, then grab your shit and get a good shower.

>>133513
That's a pretty nice view. Shower, get sand out of any crevice that might have sand in it and then head on over for early dinner.

>>133513
What an ass. Put the covers over her, so she doesn't get a chill.

>>133514
Agreed, and worse yet would be if she caught us in the act again. Just hand in the gun when you have a chance and tell him there's a conflict of interest with some of the other townsfolk.

Clean up, get ready to head on out. Leave Mrs Wulfe to sleep it off - she'll think better of you if you're a gentleman.

Were you going to have something to eat with the cat girl, or was that cancelled due to awkward innuendo?

ASS TO ASS

>>133523
this would be an excellent way to fix things...
We're still a hobo with no cash...

We were offered a meal, let's see if we can get a bite to eat... and maybe we'll get something else to eat too >:3 C

>>133513
Odd question Garth? You actually planning to go back to the beach and see that bear some later day? Just a little curious here...

I mean, you obviously got bear off you little list or do you want a second opinion, just to be sure?

Run a finger down the crack of her ass.

>>133526
you're dumb. It's about the sex, not just the checklist. Extra sex = the extra sprinkles on teh insert food that needs sprinkles of the quest...

Checking our schedule, we've got a few hours yet.

5pm - dinner with Fransisca the cat girl. Make amends for the awkward innuendo.

6pm - meet up with the mouse girl from the post office. Possible date.

9pm - cleaning up at the Rollin' Rock. Score booze?

10pm - visit Samantha the rabbit girl. Bring booze.

Extracurricular activities are nice~

>>133529
I'm just probing his various motivations. I mean sex sure we got that one down, a need for freedom yes that down too. But there is so little we know here, a guy's gotta be pretty desperate for somethen to try sever ties and create a new life in a strange town.

And don't tell me he just couldn't get ass back wherever he came from.... I'm not buyen it.

>>133534
Yeah.... now I'm curious again about what happened before...

Garret Redwick 2010/02/17(Wed)14:39 No. 133536 ID: 950529
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I pick up the blanket, but first I get a nice grab of that ass. Just let my palm slide across it, run my finger through it. Aw yeah.
So, you are still wondering about my past, huh? I guess it does seem a bit weird from what you know. Little money, no preparation, just a bag of clothes, arrived on the island by supertanker.. I suppose I do owe you an explanation. Well, this is what happene--
>"You smell like sex."

Mrs Wulfe looks up with half sleeping eyes as she holds onto my sleeve.

>>133536
"Well yes, I had a bit of a success already."

>>133536
Sounds like you could really use that shower. You should probably switch clothes as well. Just tell her not to worry about it, her time might come. For now she should just sleep. Then tuck her in and get on with the showering, maybe leave the door open so she can get an eyefull of the possible future.

"A nice bear taught me about respecting wildlife. I'd like to think I taught her something as well."

>>133539
switch clothes
get naked

>>133536
Smirk. "That'd be why I'm goin' to take a shower. What about you, that nap sober you up any?"