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132935 No. 132935 ID: 950529

Garret "Garth" Redwick has just moved into small Funkytown to start a new life. His goal? Fuck all the bitches.

Recommended dedication: Minimum/Average. It is required for participants to have read the previous threads, but no great attention to detail is needed to be involved.

http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Valley_of_Love
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No. 134753 ID: 0d3ec0

And a kiss on her forehead.
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No. 134755 ID: 1963d1

>>134740
D'awwwwwww she's adorable.
Let's go make the magic happen!
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No. 134757 ID: 79fd87

Definitely go to do it in the back room for possible threesome action.
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No. 134758 ID: ba7c76

Whatever you do, the poor girl's crying. And like I said earlier, crying sex=bad sex.

So, let's do the right thing. Cheer her up, treat her nice, screw her silly, and then let her down easy. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
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No. 134759 ID: 19ecf1

>>134740
"You're not fooling any one. Why are you pretending to be someone else?"

"..B.. Because I don't want everyone to think I'm a slut."
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Hmm.....
Sounds kinda odd... You changed your name too...
You oughta teach her, make her your apprentice... then send her off to do your journey (except with men).

And girl needs a friend more than a fuck in this case... give her some lovin if you HAVE to, but help her out...
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No. 134760 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134740
Be honorable. Eat her out first and massage her thighs.
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No. 134763 ID: 79fd87

>>134760
And then you don't have to look at her face.
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No. 134765 ID: 632862

>>134740
Okay, let's wait. Shameful, crying sex is no good. Take it slow with her, but let her know that yes, sex will be an eventuality.
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No. 134767 ID: 0abb50

>>134740

Dude. Don't be a douche. The girl's in obvious need of a good sort of guidance. Now, help her realize that she can be pretty, that casual sex is alright (If you don't overdo it like you do, but don't say that.), and that she seems to be an alright sort of girl.

Plus, just think. I bet she's a screamer in bed.
She might bite, though. So be careful.
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No. 134772 ID: e69635

Fuck you Garret, post the next one so I can get some closure and go to bed.
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No. 134774 ID: 1963d1

She just needs some tender lovin'.
That's all.
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No. 134778 ID: d31d16

>>134740
She shouldn't be so concerned about what other people think of her.
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No. 134780 ID: f609ed

>>134778
You don't understand women well.
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No. 134788 ID: 950529
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134788

"Shhhh.. Don't cry.. I understand your fear and doubt, but it's okay this time. I'm here to make you feel good. It will be just our private experience."
>"..O-okay.."

Yeah, alright. I'll give this girl some guidance and help her open up or something. I can't just ditch a face like this.
But.. hm.. those ears.. and those teeth.. ehh.. I'll just do her from behind.
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No. 134790 ID: 8f1880

>>134788

And let us never speak of this again.
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No. 134791 ID: 154253

>>134788
Oh you'll 'open her up' alright. Tkae her into the back, get some privacy, and start getting her undressed.
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No. 134796 ID: f609ed

No, c'mon, Garth.
This isn't okay.
She's giving in now but she'll feel even worse about it later.

You like girls who are eager, right? So you gotta make her really understand that this isn't something to be ashamed of.
If you let her go into this feeling disgusted with herself it's not going to be very good sex. Mechanical at best. But if you can get her to enjoy it instead of being sad that she's so desperate then suddenly she'll unleash that inner fury.
Sex fury.
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No. 134797 ID: a85626

She's got freckles. Frikkin' freckles. How can you not hit that?
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No. 134803 ID: 61674d

>>134797
Those aren't freckles, they're parasites.
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No. 134804 ID: 0abb50

>>134791

No. Bad voice.

Douche, we need to set your priority with this girl. Think of her as... A pet project. We'll help her clean herself up, we'll ask the fag rabbit to lend us some beauty tip magazine (You need it for the articles, or make something up), and we'll doll her up. As for her ears and teeth, a few bows, some nerdy glasses, she'll be a sexy little librarian in no time.

Now. Stop being a Douche. Seriously, stop it. No one likes a Douche.
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No. 134808 ID: f609ed

pull on her ears as you doggie that mouse
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No. 134811 ID: 19ecf1

>>134788
I still say you make her an apprentice...
It'd prove that you have epic speech skills if you can get her to your level of talking... (after marking her on your list...)

Damn man, you could make a bussiness teaching people to talk like you...
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No. 134812 ID: e3f578

Can you... can you guys just stop? This guy's more stubborn than Saren from Mass Effect and we do not have enough charm or intimidate for an orb Shepard. He's not going to change his mind, obviously. He's just going to fuck her. Cause that's him. He's a fucker.

Alright, stop caressing her for a second and get some music playing, hombre. It'll help get your funk on.
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No. 134816 ID: d97d76

READ DRYCLEAN-ONLY TAG

HUG MOUSE
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No. 134820 ID: d56ac0

>>134804
Fuck that. We are here to fuck bitches, not to fix a bunch of broken girls.
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No. 134821 ID: 0abb50

>>134812

It worked with Mudy...
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No. 134829 ID: ba7c76

>>134804
This. This this THIS.

>>134812
Silence. We're the closest thing this bastard has to a conscience.
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No. 134833 ID: 9e9b47

>>134788

Really slamfuck that chick
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No. 134853 ID: 987386

>>134804
>Think of her as a pet project.

Okay! So, step one. We need to get her a collar. :3
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No. 134860 ID: 950529
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134860

Bros, the world ain't in black and white. I can fuck her a bit, help her a bit, fuck her a bit, help her a bit. Maybe mix it, like talk to her about shit while she blows me. You know. It ain't one or the other.
In any case, she really wants something rammed up her pussy right now. It seems pretty mean to keep her from it when she's so close.

"Let's go to the back?"
>"Yeah.. Let's."

She takes me by the hand and leads me to the back room, where another mousegirl looks at us angrily.

>"Are you done playing games, Shana?"
>"Y-yes, uhm, you can take over now."
>"Hmph. Don't let him stay too long."
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No. 134865 ID: 476456

I...what the fuck
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No. 134866 ID: d31d16
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134866

>>134860
wat
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No. 134869 ID: d97d76

WHAT IS HAPPENING
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No. 134870 ID: 3416ec

>>134860

Wait, what.
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No. 134871 ID: d6a592

clever girl...
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No. 134872 ID: d31d16

>>134860
Guessing the scuffle you heard was them exchanging clothes, maybe.
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No. 134873 ID: 154253

>>134860
What. What is this I don't even

Okay, whatever... there are actually two chicks I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore who cares. Let's get this going.
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No. 134876 ID: 61674d

>>134860
So there are two of em.

Double your pleasure, baby. Even if they are filthy disgusting disease carrying vermin.
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No. 134877 ID: ba7c76

Uh...
Shit.


YOU GONNA GET RAPED, BOY. RUN.
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No. 134878 ID: 934ef5

>>134860
Fucking LOL

Ok um... I still think that other girl needs to get reamed. I mean, just out of principle.
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No. 134879 ID: 19ecf1

>>134860
decide to mark mouse as "skipped" on list.

Hit some mouse prostitute when we get on our feet...


Say nothing. make 90 degree turn right. Walk out.

They deserve nothing.
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No. 134880 ID: 3416ec

>>134876

Not all rats are dirty and diseased. Domesticated rats can be clean as a whistle.
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No. 134881 ID: 0abb50

>>134860

Mind. Blown.

Also, Oh god what the fuck.
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No. 134884 ID: d97d76

Unless you plan to keep on running straight the hell out of town you'd best stay put at least for long enough to figure out what's going on.
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No. 134885 ID: abd8f5

Looks like the player...

*glasses*

....Just got played.
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No. 134886 ID: 1d375b

Ok we can make this work. If we stack on on top of the other then we don't have to look at them to hard when we are going at it.
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No. 134891 ID: 987386

Ask the mouse... err... Shana if she needs to get her glasses back.
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No. 134892 ID: 1963d1

>>134880
Aren't they mice, anyway?
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No. 134894 ID: 30b6e7

Oh come on, if you guys didn't see THAT coming, then you have a severe lack of blood supply running to your brain.

You sicken me.
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No. 134895 ID: d6a592

if you fuck one of these rodents make sure to wrap one of their ears around your dick like a taco and rub one out into it. we'll call it 'the chalupa'
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No. 134896 ID: d31d16

>>134860
I would love to have seen the look on your face right that moment Garth.
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No. 134898 ID: 19ecf1

>>134860
I just realized something critical...

Rats have hundreds of babies in a small period of time...

She's gonna have more sisters than a harem... or nunnery... or anyother place with females...

Screw one on one... You can go one on 100.
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No. 134900 ID: 934ef5

You know, as long as we're screwing the shy one I'm ok with is.

Her sis seems like a bitch anyways.
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No. 134904 ID: 19ecf1
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134904

>>134885
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No. 134909 ID: 950529
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134909

"Uh.. Why don't you introduce me?"
>"Oh, uhm, this is my twin sister Lana. Lana, this is, uhm-"
"Call me Garth."
>"Hey, leave me out of this. If you're so stuck on having sex with a stranger that's your life. I don't want anything to do with it."
>"Lana, please don't be so mean--"
>"Let me go. I have to watch the front."
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No. 134913 ID: 3416ec

>>134909

"Alrighty, you go and watch the front, and I'll... heh... watch the back."
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No. 134914 ID: 154253

>>134909
Reassure her as her sister leaves. "Hey, don't worry about her. You have desires and needs, and those are up to you. Now, let's go fulfill some of those. Lead the way."
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No. 134915 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134909
"I GOT A DIFFERENT FRONT FOR YOU TO WATCH GURRRRRRRRRL"
Subtly hint that there's always room for a third if she's interested.
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No. 134916 ID: 476456

well clearly you know what you need to do now.


have a threesome
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No. 134917 ID: 1d375b

Bluntly hint there is always room for a third.
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No. 134920 ID: 61674d

You can watch the front of ME, rodent! Oh yeah...
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No. 134922 ID: 19ecf1

>>134909
Give your quest...
But an excellent excuse as to why you're doing it.

I can't think of something that'd work...
"Look... um... I had this kinda heavy bet back home... You see, my human girl got kidnapped by some furry gang (give name of gang)... and I tried to get her back. Guy said I was a furry hater, I said no. He said to prove it. Have sex with one girl of each species, he'd give back and some more. Better sex than gang."

Some sort of stupid story... use your own if you can make one...
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No. 134923 ID: cfad4e

Jesus. Those ears.

Do simple mathematics in your head. I'm pretty sure they can hear your thoughts.
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No. 134927 ID: 934ef5

>>134909
She seems to need a screwing as bad as her sister, she's just less aware of it.

It may not be too good of odds of charming her, but try saying something to leave a better impression on her. After all she could still end up talking about this, or just ragging on you to others.
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No. 134931 ID: 934ef5

>>134927
Or a better approach: defend Shanas decision from her sisters dismissal. Don't just let her accuse her of being a slut.
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No. 134950 ID: 19ecf1

>>134931
you mean insult the sister and say "I've bet you've never had anything in your pussy... ever. Probably smells like a tomb down there"
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No. 134974 ID: 934ef5

>>134950
...He should trying to score points with both of them here, at least get the bitchy one out of the negatives so we don't suffer for it later.
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No. 134979 ID: 0abb50

>>134909

ಠ_ರೃ

Good man. I daresay you should straighten that woman out!
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No. 134986 ID: 19ecf1

woah woah woah...
I think we forgot something...

We came here for a date, that's what she expected...
We just said "okay... let's just fuck"

I don't think it works that way dude...
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No. 134992 ID: 21b706

>>134986
"We" said nothing. I want nothing to do with what he said.
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No. 134996 ID: 817cd3

>>134979
She has good reason... I mean.. he said "sure a date".. and then he just insults her and says he just in it for the tail.
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No. 135015 ID: 19ecf1

>>134996
if we're on this path, we really have to divulge to get anywhere...

Just in some manner that makes us the good person...

Or crazy girl gonna be all round the block with the latest gossip.

We really did piss her off, and you gotta feel bad for her. You have explainin' to do
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No. 135029 ID: 950529
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135029

"Now listen here, ladies. I am on a quest to make you feel good. I am here for your happiness, not to exploit you. I do not want to get between you two and your relationship. Please, take some time to talk, to think, and to feel before you decide the next course of action. My heart and my arms are big enough to hold both of you."
>"..S-see? He's not just any random stranger.."
>"But.. I feel like I'll be left behind.."
>"No, don't. Didn't you hear? He said he could love both of us. I'd gladly share with you, Lana."
>"Shana.."
>"We always do things together, right? I want you to feel good too, Lana."
>"Me too, Shana.. Maybe it's just going too fast.. Let's go on a date with the three of us first."
>"Yes.. Yes, let's do that."
>"I love you, Shana."
>"I love you too, Lana."




Oh yes.
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No. 135030 ID: 987386

"I realize you care for your sister, but it's ultimately her decision. If she wants a bit of fun, I'll oblige. If she decides it's too soon for such things... I'm a patient guy. She just struck me as... needing it."
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No. 135033 ID: 8f1880
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135033

>>135029
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No. 135034 ID: 19ecf1

>>135029
WHOA....
erm... what just happened.
And why does he look pure evil here...
with the glazed look o'er his eyes
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No. 135045 ID: 21b706

You know, i don't think we need to be subtle in this town. Just get naked in the middle and yell "LADIES! MAKE A LINE! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU ALL!".
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No. 135053 ID: 934ef5

>>135029
Um... wow. That went better than expected.

How the fuck do you do this.

If you were using a wish granting genie jesus, it shouldn't have gone that well.
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No. 135055 ID: 3416ec

>>135029

Evillllll. EVILLLLLL GLARE. D:
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No. 135056 ID: ba7c76
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135056

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No. 135061 ID: abd8f5

This is now my favorite quest ever.

I love you guys.
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No. 135063 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135029
"We can take it slow if you wish, I am here to please the two of you. How about the cafe?"
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No. 135064 ID: d97d76
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135064

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No. 135067 ID: 9d07d9

Jesus Christ you didn't even want to have sex and now you've scored a threesome
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No. 135071 ID: 154253

>>135029
Yes. Dating is fine too, see what you can manage on your sixteen whole dollars. Alternately, you could try talking them both into a threesome right now, but that seems over-eager.

"So, where would you two lovely visions suggest we should go? I'm open to suggestions, still being new here and all."
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No. 135073 ID: 9d07d9

>>135071

It's not like there are a whole lot of places in this town to go on a date anyway
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No. 135075 ID: abd8f5

>>135071
Suggest something low cost, without specifically bringing up the cost.

Except, not the river. I don't think we really want to chance running into that bear-girl again who may or may not be mentally challenged. Man, we sure screwed the pooch on that one.

Heh. Screwed the pooch. It's funny, because she's not a dog. Man, sometimes my jokes are un-bear-able.
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No. 135079 ID: 0abb50

>>135029

Son of a fuckwhat.
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No. 135080 ID: 934ef5

>>135071
>but that seems over-eager.
I think you meant inevitable. Also, immediate.
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No. 135081 ID: 0abb50

>>135034

Garret is obviously some sort of incubi set on fucking every women, getting them knocked up, and then moving onto the next town.

Still saying Son of a fuckwhat to this whole mess. His Charisma must be ungodly...
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No. 135086 ID: cfad4e

>>135081
>Garret is obviously some sort of incubi
>His Charisma must be ungodly..
>some sort of incubi
Huh.
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No. 135124 ID: 950529
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135124

"It fills me with such joy to hear that. Where would you ladies like to go?"
>"Hmm.."
>"Hmm.. You decide."
>"Could you pick us up around six tomorrow?"
>"Just take us where you think is loveliest."
>"Right now we need to have a sistertalk~"
"Most certainly. I will be here six PM sharp, ready to provide you a great time."
>"See you then~"
>"See you then~"
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No. 135134 ID: 154253

>>135124
Clearly by 'sister talk' they mean making out. Anyway, now we got like 3 hours to kill until our next obligation. I'm curious as to how Mrs. Wulfe is doing, or you could pop back by the mansion and check in on Elizabeth, see what the story is there. Because that story Ebeneezer gave us makes me wonder.
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No. 135136 ID: 950529
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No. 135141 ID: 987386

Looks like we'll need 2 collars for that 'pet project'. :3c

Yeah, I know I'm interpreting it the wrong way.
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No. 135149 ID: cfad4e

>Looks like we'll need 2 collars for that 'pet project'.
Now you're talking.
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No. 135151 ID: d31d16

>>135136
I think I know where he got that cap from.
He talked those horns off the Devil himself.
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No. 135156 ID: 0abb50

>>135141

I have no problem with where this is going.
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No. 135240 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135134
Checking out the mansion might not be a bad idea. If he's going to fuck Mrs Wulfe it might be a good idea to have an alibi. Something that's currently lacking, I mean now it can be confirmed that Garth has been out on the town the whole day so he couldn't have done her, but if he suddenly goes back, stays in his room for 3 hours and then she comes out walking funny some eyebrows are going to be raised.
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No. 135253 ID: e69635

I always miss all the good stuff.

Anyway, lets go back to Ms. Wulfe.

We can take her home afterwards, because if she stays any longer her husband will be suspicious.
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