Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:50 No. 127815 ID: fdcff1
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"Oh, hey, you're awake."

... What just happened?

"Shame your friend isnt awake right now, he still has a fever. Furfags like to infect victims with sicknesses. It's nothing serious, he says."

Who's "he"?

>>127815
You forgot your Frenchie sagefag boyfriend already?

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:58 No. 127831 ID: fdcff1
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He's not my boyfriend! And I'm not sure if he'd be able to say it's not a serious fever himself, since the infection started at the throat. I'll ask to make sure.

"Did he say that himself?

"No, the doctor did."

"What doctor?"

"The doctor on this hyperlink. He said he was to go to 420chan for medical research or something.. Oh well. It's really none of my business."

>>127831
Well, first things first. Figure out how you got here. Were there more furfags at the hyperlink station?

>>127831

This must be the Blue Cross hyperlink or something.

Ask how you got here and how you managed to black out.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)21:13 No. 127853 ID: fdcff1
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"How did I get in here? And why was I out?"

"Well... There were more than one furfag in that station, obviously. One of them attacked you and managed to knock you out while you were tending to your sick friend.
How you got in here, I don't know. It was probably the doc, because I heard the doc hid during the attack and manage to use opumium shots on the furfag before it'd finish you off.
But that's my guess."

Naomi has no fur. Nothing but warm, smooth, pliable green skin.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)21:27 No. 127861 ID: fdcff1
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.... What does my skin have to do with this situation?

"... Miss? Why is that big marble glowing?"

>>127861
I think one of us whispered to the rest of us that you might be a furry. Which is dumb, and so we corrected them.

You may as well tell her that the orb has spirits in it that talk to you. It would explain any strange behavior you exhibit from our mad babbling.

Tell her its an orb for channeling advice from TGchan.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)21:35 No. 127871 ID: fdcff1
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"The orb has spirits that like to talk to me and give me weird suggestions of raping frenchmen."

"Oh.. Cool! I wish I had something like that, but the only things that suggest me to do is not rape anyone and that's by my parents. Good thing I'm not with them and they're back at that island port."

Maybe she could show me where Jacques is.

>>127861
Well, you do have cat ears... and a cat tail... and you make :3 faces. I mean that's like 10% furry right there. We must be ever-vigilant.

Also if Jacques recovers, he will be a werefurfag so beware on full moons!

>>127878

also known as a Therian

>>127871
Yeah I guess we can check on that guy if you want.

Ask to show where Frenchie is.

>>127871
Find the Frenchie. And after that your path is clear.

The Furfags have hurt the Emperors subjects. You must bring down his holy fire on them. To do that you must find a master that can teach you how to unlock the fire within and project it outside.

That or go to TG and get a most holy flamer to go with a most holy suit of power armor. I don't really care which one you choose but the Furfags need to die in a fire and then go yiff in hell.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)21:54 No. 127892 ID: fdcff1
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"Can you show me where my friend is?

"Second class, it's the current nursery/recreation until we reach civilization."

"Right, thanks."

She had shown me where Second class was.
He's on the floor with bedding, they must of removed some of the seats to make room. My bag happens to be beside the bed.

>>127892
Well you got a good look at him before. Check him out and make sure there isn't any strange hair growths. We can't have him turn into a furfag.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)22:01 No. 127900 ID: fdcff1
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I got closer. There happens to be more school students in here than I thought.

He has a towel over his head. He's sweaty and his face is red.
Must be a pretty bad fever.

Also, I don't think he'd turn into a werefurfag, since it's just a common myth. What furfags usually carry in their nails is a flu that can be very deadly on how bad the wound is.

"Jacques? Are you okay?"

No answer.

He looks pretty bad. :(

Ask if there is something that can cure him, or at least ease his condition.

>>127900
Crawl down beside him and tell him not to die.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)22:09 No. 127913 ID: fdcff1
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I don't want to get too close and catch his fever.
He does look pretty bad, after all.

"How's your throat? Can you speak?"

"... It is 'ard to... speak.."

He sounds hoarse.

>>127900
Stroke his hair :(

"Don't worry, man. We'll do everything we can to fix you up no problem."

We can do that... right?

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)22:29 No. 127922 ID: fdcff1
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I can only heal wounds, not sicknesses.

So I knelt down and stroke his hair.
It's so soft..

"Hey-hey.. Don't strain yourself, just rest. We'll help you get better soon.

He smiles.

Since he can't talk out loud, want me to leave you guys with him?

>>127922
sure, we'll see how he is for you

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)22:36 No. 127926 ID: fdcff1
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"Here, Jacques. They want to talk to you. I'm going to find the doctor."

Bonjour.

>>127926
Courage, mon ami.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)22:43 No. 127929 ID: fdcff1
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It is 'ard to keep courage when you cannot even swallow your own saliva, 'ave several school girls stare at moi, et 'earing zem making all kinds of noise.
All I can do is lay 'ere, drool, sleep et suffer with zis flu.

Hey man. Hang in there.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)22:46 No. 127931 ID: fdcff1
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You spirits are too sweet..

Tell me, can you travel into subconcious? I 'ave 'eard you can do zat, but I want to know if it is real.

Well, at least you don't have to worry about job or school or whatever you do. That's a plus.

is... is that a spider crawling on your face? oh god...

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)22:53 No. 127936 ID: fdcff1
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... Where did zat come from?

>>127934
Shaddap.

Yes, we have actually traveled into the subconscious mind. Want us to take a look?

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)22:57 No. 127940 ID: fdcff1
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O-oui.. I am tired of looking at all of zese spiders.

>>127940

Quickly! TO THE SUBCONSCIOUS!

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)23:05 No. 127945 ID: fdcff1
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R-right..

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)23:07 No. 127948 ID: fdcff1
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Allô.

Did it work?

>>127948
Jacques, you horny motherfucker! ;D

>>127948
Yes. You like thinking of yourself as a devil, eh?

So... you think of yourself as a demon.

*flips open notepad*

So when did you start thinking of yourself like this?

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)23:15 No. 127955 ID: fdcff1
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I am not horny and I am not imagining myself as ze "devil"..

Which I 'ave somezing you must keep a secret from Naomi. Only I can tell 'er myself.

>>127955
Well, OK. What is it?

>>127955
Telling us secrets is always a bad idea.

...

Proceed.

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)23:18 No. 127958 ID: fdcff1
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Je suis un incube.

I love that band! They did some songs in Halo 2, right?

Oh wait... you're a monster that seduces women...

Huh.

>>127958
Good luck trying to seduce Naomi... she gets all tongue-tied around attractive men.

>>127958
Oh hey well that's pretty cool.

>>127959
>monster
Nah man, nah, demons aren't monsters, they're supernatural beings.

Incidentally, Jacques, are you attracted to Naomi?
It's sort of our unofficial job to pair people up while making them great. Or fuck their half-sisters/brothers, or whatever.

>>127963

>>Nah man, nah, demons aren't monsters, they're supernatural beings.
They could be both...

Anyways, now what do we do here, in your inky black subconscious?

>>127964

One more thing...

What channel are you from?

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2010/02/07(Sun)23:30 No. 127968 ID: b61daf
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>>127958
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)23:32 No. 127969 ID: fdcff1
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I am, 'ow do you say, neutral on my attraction to Naomi. Nor do I 'ave ze interest in seducing anyone zis moment.
As what we can do 'ere.. We can look at flashbacks or make up our own dream.
Ozzerwise, I can wake up.

>>127969

Flashbacks. We love flashbacks.

Flashbacks with a mix of dream. Please let the setting be the ancient dark ages of metal rather than some boring ol' hell place or whatever. You know, make it akin to Brutal Legend

>>127969

Just be careful not to lead her on too much. We've done a good job of perverting--I mean your powers have been having their effect on her.

Jacques 2010/02/07(Sun)23:51 No. 127978 ID: fdcff1
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"<See that womens's spa down there? Go down and nab some souls. I'll be at the mens's spa doing the same.>"

"<Let's make this more challenging.. The one who stole the most souls wins.>"

"<Oh, it's on!>"

Competitive seduction?

>>127978
Sounds like an unfair game to me.
I bet succubi have an easier job than you.

So...

Then what happened?

>>127981

Yeah totally, since men only last 3 minutes or so.

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)00:39 No. 127995 ID: fdcff1
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<You can do this.. Charming ladies shouldnt be hard..>

"... Then he said blah blah blah dicks blah.."

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)00:40 No. 127996 ID: fdcff1
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"Laaaadies!"

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)00:52 No. 128000 ID: fdcff1
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"... Incubus."

>>127996

Fabulous!

>>128000

Oh god wake up before the memories happen *again*.

>>128000

FISSION MAILED.

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)01:17 No. 128008 ID: fdcff1
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"I CALL THE HORNS!"
"GET HIM, GET HIIIIM!"
"GET OUT OF HERE STALKER"
"SAGE"

Merde.

Well that didn't go over so well.

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)01:24 No. 128010 ID: fdcff1
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"<Shit, that failed horribly. I wonder if that succubus made it through.>"

"<.... Not really.>"

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)01:30 No. 128011 ID: fdcff1
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"<One of them sawed off my horn after they found out I was a succubus.>"

Give her a hug.

So how does that soul-stealing type of thing work? Does it kill the victim, or condemn them to an afterlife of suffering?

>>128011
Wait a little here. She didn't get all of them lining up to seductively have their souls sucked out? There is either something very wrong with her or with males in this place.

Anyway, what happens next? Do you have violent hot demonic sex to feel better or do you both just sit in front of the TV with a bucket of ice cream each?

>>128011
succs to be u...bus...
yeah.

What is the weird fascination people have with sawing off your horns? I noticed one of the books you carry with you has a horn on it. Is it some sort of alchemical ingredient?

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)16:16 No. 128200 ID: fdcff1
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Oui, people back at zat time 'ad an odd fascination wiz our horns, since it 'ad many purposes. From alchemy to holy power, et from trophy to fashion. But mostly for alchemy and holy power.
As for stealing souls, we eizzer take ze soul right away or be persuaded to take it to 'ell when zeir time is done.

Ze aftermath of the incident? We 'ad sex.


...
'old on, someone is waking me up.

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)16:17 No. 128203 ID: fdcff1
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"Hey there. Done with the orb yet?"

Return?
y/n

If I do so, you 'ave to keep what i told you a secret.
Or I will be forced to throw you outside of ze 'yperlink when I am feeling better.

>>128203
One moment. When someone's soul is taken to hell is that like... an eternity of torment, or is your version of hell not so bad?

>>128203

y

Jacques 2010/02/08(Mon)16:32 No. 128226 ID: fdcff1
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Eternal torment. Depends on 'ow badly you 'ave sinned.
Returning you to Naomi now.

"... Oui."

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)16:57 No. 128252 ID: fdcff1
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Hey! How did it go?

>>128252
Poor guy is really feeling crappy. We should try and think of some way to lift his spirits. Say, weren't you going to go find the doctor?

>>128252

Good. Any luck on improving Frenchie's condition?

>>128252
Fine. We got to check out some of his memories. It's private stuff, though. He'll tell you about it when he's ready.

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)17:09 No. 128266 ID: fdcff1
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Glad to know you had a good time.

The doctor: I did find him, but he was busy helping some of the older students search for any food. He told me he'll take care of Jacques later on. The doctor said something about a medicene that'll calm down the fever a little, and make the throat less soar.

And he has a secret that he plans on telling me?

>>128266
Don't worry about it too much. He does plan to tell you. I think he's just working up the nerve to do it.
More importantly, I have a question: why do Anonymous sometimes have a question mark on their face, and other times, like with Frenchie, they don't?

>>128266
IF he tells you. I don't think he really implied one way or the other.

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)17:29 No. 128292 ID: fdcff1
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I guess it has to do with make-up or birthmarks. It's hard to tell the difference..
Sometimes it can be a permanent tattoo.

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)17:36 No. 128300 ID: fdcff1
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Huh? Something's trying to break it's way in through the roof of the hyperlink..

>>128300
Get ready to PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING

>>128303
Wat? More fitan? Well get ready for it. Don't stand directly under it, btw.

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)17:43 No. 128316 ID: fdcff1
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!!!

"Heyy, kiddies! Time to play yiff yiff with us!"

God damn, they waited THIS long to attack?!

DAMN THOSE PERSISTENT FURFAGS!

Throw a large heavy object at its fuzzy mug.

>>128316
Tell the children in the room to escape and spread the alarm while you hold off this furfag.

>>128316
BURNING UPPERCUT!

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)18:17 No. 128350 ID: fdcff1
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SHORYUKEN!

>>128350
NOW BACK UP AND GET READY TO THROW A DOUBLE REPPUKEN AT THE FURFAG!

>>128350
RIP IT'S TITS OFF!!

>>128350

HELL YES. Now finish it WITH A HADOUKEN!

you are on top of the train now.

[WARNING: AREA HAZARDOUS! WATCH FOR OBSTACLES! FIGHT!]

Mung Daal 2010/02/08(Mon)18:27 No. 128365 ID: 6987db
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>>127996
Hey! That's my bit!

shout "are you okay?!"
Then Busta Wolf!

ZA WARUDO!

Naomi 2010/02/08(Mon)18:44 No. 128397 ID: fdcff1
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"YOU DO NOT DESERVE THESE!"

Aw TITS

>>128402

Interesting... pause screen. o_O

Did you.....Did you just rip off her tits?

That's no good! We need tits on a slave. Beat the shit out of them and keep them as pets. Try to take the next male one alive and make him your fucktoy. Think of him as a big warm sentient vibrator. Treat him however you want. He's just an animal. When you get tired of him, throw him away and get a new one.

>>128425
No. They're into that.

>>128436
Quite frankly, there's normal people that are into that. On the counter-point I'm highly against taking slaves.

Also, there's the problem of being, "converted," or being seen as a sympathizer.

An interesting question for Naomi: are there, "normal," furries? Ones that don't act like this, randomly attacking hyperlinks and whatnot?

>>128402
ABSORB THE CREATURE'S TIT MASS INTO YOUR OWN!

>>128456
YOUR TITS HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED! YOU MUST NOW FIGHT THEM!

>>128397
Dear sweet fucking merciful Emperor on his throe!! That was fucking awesome!

Now deliver the Emperors swift and just punishment to her! Kick it until it's dead. Then find a way to light the corpse on fire. You know you really need away to light them on fire before they die.

Attention thread author: we would like to know your name so we can enter it on the Channel Quest wiki page. Thank you.

>>128591

Well, it's just Channel, but yeah.

Naomi 2010/02/09(Tue)17:55 No. 128991 ID: fdcff1
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(My friends call me Loli.)

FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOR

Naomi 2010/02/09(Tue)17:55 No. 128992 ID: fdcff1
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naomi 2010/02/09(Tue)17:58 No. 128995 ID: fdcff1
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After kicking her like that she lit on fire.
I don't know how, don't ask.

Two more of them confront me.

so
fucking
awesome
continue raping and pillaging

Try to grab the faceless one. Crish his bones.
If you're strong enough, beat the wolfman with him!

>>128995
If you have 50% heat use carnage scissor
HALF-CIRCLE, FORWARD, D

>>128995
wait a minute... she's on fire... and you can throw her...

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

Punch 'em in the dick! Punch 'em in the dick!
Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch 'em the dick!

Naomi 2010/02/09(Tue)19:38 No. 129022 ID: fdcff1
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KILL THEM WITH FIRE? GOOD IDEA!

Naomi 2010/02/09(Tue)19:39 No. 129025 ID: fdcff1
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"OH GOD WHYY"

>>129025
>OH GOD WHY

"Because entire team is FURRIES."

How did this quest get so unrelentingly awesome?!

>>129030

I don't know... BUT I LOVE IT.

>>129025
It is the will the of Emprah Bowie, bitch!

Now introduce the other one to your elbow. Hit him hard enough that you can see his face on the back of his head.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)19:24 No. 129554 ID: fdcff1
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"BECAUSE ENTIRE TEAM IS FURRIES!"
(sorry to keep you waiting, busy week)

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)19:35 No. 129566 ID: fdcff1
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"YOU. Stop for a moment and listen to me!"

"..."

Punch in the dick y/n?

>>129566
Hear him out - THEN punch him in the dick.

>>129566

Don't punch him in the dick. That is his fetish.

Oh Oh!!! Punch his dick when he's in the middle of yammering on. He'll never see it coming :3

Punch him in the dick in the middle of his whiny fursecution-related monologue.

>>129576
this

>>129582
>>129580
>>129576
>>129569
>>129566
No punching should be involved. Kicking on the other hand is okay.

>>129566
I sense plot!

Hear him out, but use super monk senses to keep an eye out for flanking attacks.

If his answer does not include an awesome musical number with maracas, then y

>>129584
Good point - punching him in the dick will bring your hand into contact with his junk. At least your feet have shoes.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)20:25 No. 129631 ID: fdcff1
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"Hear me out-
How long can we fight for? Why can't you and the other Anonymous be good and succumb to our demands and we can live peacefu-"

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)20:26 No. 129634 ID: fdcff1
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"YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING MARACAS"

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)20:26 No. 129637 ID: fdcff1
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"THUS, I DELIVER SWIFT PUNISHMENT TO THE DICK WITH FLAMING FISTS!!"

>>129637
Naomi, you are one SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER.

My god. It's so beautiful ;.;

>>129637
>FLAMING DICK PUNCHES: 1/?

RIP OFF HIS HEAD AND SHIT DOWN HIS NECK

Now this is my kind of negotiations.

Roundhouse kick him off the god-damned train.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)20:39 No. 129654 ID: fdcff1
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"OH MY GOD MY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK"

Can't... stop... laughing!

>>129655
Tell him he can yiff in hell.

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

"ONLY FURRIES PERFORMING MUSICAL NUMBERS WITH MARACAS WILL DESERVE MY MERCY!" Yell it to the heavens

>>129673
No.

>>129659
Yes.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)20:58 No. 129679 ID: fdcff1
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"You can yiff in hell."

Awesome.

>>129679
Wrap it up guys. The internet's been won.

>>129679
Good work. Is the furry threat vanquished?
If Y, go find some moot soop and feed it to Jacques. <3

Lets go high five somebody that isn't a faggot

>>129679

Realize cat ears and tail.

No naomi you are the furries

>>129692
You must not have seen the character creation.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)22:03 No. 129719 ID: fdcff1
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Okay okay okay, just let me get the fire off my fists and foot first.
Jacques looks a bit better now, he stopped drooling. He must be able to swallow his saliva now.
Moot soop? I don't know if they even have food on this train.

Well you do have those tits in your inventory? Furries are always fucking so their likely busting with milk from an almost certain pregnancy. If we milk them those vitamins from the results will be oh so healthy for Jaques.

Or we just just do a rational thing and cook the meatbags. Some people eat bull testicles so big jugs of fat shouldn't be a problem to eat.

Oh lord I'm just joking. Lets just ask a nurse for food or roomservice.

>>129719
Oh come on, they've gotta have some chicken mootle soup somewhere. Or maybe some water or something. Sick people (normal people) need to stay hydrated. And Jacques is certainly normal people.

>>129719
As the next person you see about procuring some chicken mootle soop for your sick friend.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)22:36 No. 129731 ID: fdcff1
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Unfortunately, I heard there's only a doctor here, and most of the passengers on this Hyperlink are students or the very few that are on a business trip. Which are found in the cafeteria car. I didn't knew they had those, but this is my first time on a Hyperlink.
No one has been into the bar, but probably had raided whatever was in stock for a meal tonight.
We probably are in the middle of the ocean.

>>129731
The Hyperlink is a train, but it's in the middle of the ocean? Mind explaining what you know about Hyperlinks? (I know this is your first time on one, but you probably know more than we do...)
Try and find something you and Frenchie can eat that you can bring back to his room with you.

Strut your rightousness right in there and demand some good food. You saved their asses when you killed all the furries.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)23:04 No. 129743 ID: fdcff1
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Hyperlinks are trains that can run without tracks. They are fast enough to travel on the ocean to other chans, save for 2chan. It's known as one of the main interchannel transportation, however, it cannot reach 2chan since 2chan is our moon.

I strutted right up to the group surrounding the heated pot of soup. Only two of them take notice of me. The one with the medical cross on his face must be the doctor.

"Is that Moot Soop?"

"Ja."

"Can I get some?"

"For you und Jacques?"

"We're sharing."

>BOWL OF MOOTLE SOUP RECEIVED

>>129743
Ask the cross faced guy to come along as well. He has a labcoat and a german accent. He is obviosuly a doctor. So tell him "Herr doktor. I need you to help a friend of mine." my german is rusty so I won't translate it for you.

>>129743
Wait, how does he know about Jacques? This must be the doktor the nurse was talking about. You should thank him for helping you and the sagefag (after making sure it is him, of course).

>>129743
Thank the good doktor for saving the two of you earlier and ask him if there's anything he can do for Jacques right now.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)23:25 No. 129756 ID: fdcff1
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"Thanks for taking care of him, herr doctor-- Hey, how did you know his name?"

"He told me it. Oh, und you ah welcome, frauline."

"Is there anything else we can do for him?"

"Just bring him ze soop und give him rest, he'll be up und ready in ze morning."

>>129756
Hey, that's great news! I feel like we should insert some sort of Team Fortress 2 meme here...

>>129756
Say thanks. And tell him that he is awesome, and that you will protect him in case any Spies come along.

>>129761
Ask him if he plans on having a sandvich with his soop. :3c

Are there any major threats in the world that it needs saving from aside from the furry menace? Pedos, babyfurs, hackers?

He wouldn't happen to have a Kritzkrieg on his person, would he?

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)23:52 No. 129777 ID: fdcff1
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"Thanks, doc, you're awesome. I'll make sure no spy will backstab you."

No reply from the doctor after I left the room, but he did give me a smile when I told him that. I don't think he had a kritzkrieg with him.

As for other major threats, I heard there are rogue hackers, babyfurs, pedophiles and pedophiliac animals, gaiafags, cultists, etc. I don't know if there is any more threats in this world.

So I return to Jacques. Yes, he looks much better now, still feverish. He didnt even care if I sat on his bed with him.

"The doctor said eat some of this and you'll be better in the morning."

"Oui.. Merci, mon chère."

>>129777
You two are so cute together :3c

>>129777
Don't forget the hackers on steroids. You'll just have to get a dog at some point.

But don't let fear ruin this moment. Enjoy the peace while it lasts, and face adversity when it may arise.

>>129777

DOKTOR IS CREDIT TO TEAM.

>>129777
Aw that's cute. But we have to find out where the Furry threat comes from. We must purge their nest with the righteous anger of the Emperor. Otherwise it won't be safe to settle down with your lovable frenchie. And the Emperor ordered us to not suffer the Furry to live, and we can't disappoint the Empror can we?

I just hope a SHODAN doesn't appear and we need to side with a rogue hacker.

Suggestion 2010/02/11(Thu)21:29 No. 130054 ID: 3297aa
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>protect from spies
>your friend is French
>protect from spies
>friend is French
>spies
>French
>spies
>French
>DELICIOUS ALCOHOL
I see no problem here.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)19:34 No. 130297 ID: fdcff1
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Good evening.

>>130297

Good evening, Naomi. How are you?

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)19:41 No. 130304 ID: fdcff1
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I'm fine. I just don't know what to dream about tonight.

>>130304

It looks like you have Night Vision activated.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)19:44 No. 130308 ID: fdcff1
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Really? Cool.
Anything else?

>>130304
This is your subconscious then? Dream of the beach!

>>130311

And girls in bikinis!

>>130308
Your arms look sort of stringy and shit. That's pretty cool.

What's the craziest thing you can think of that you would normally never be able to do? Like, even crazier than flying between Channels without using any sort of transportation.

Maybe dream about something as entertaining as that.

Dream about raping frenchmen.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)20:01 No. 130330 ID: fdcff1
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Um..
There's a polarbear on a beach with a cube of frozen apples.

>>130330
Yo ass is so fine it's CELESTIAL baby!

Dive into the sea and have an underwater adventure!

>>130330
You might want to inform the bear what is inside the ice.

>>130330
That is one sweet dream. It needs more real nonsense though. Random isn't enough. Let's make the polar bear the king of his island nation of crab people. And you're the royal adviser and you're on your way to the Sand Castle capital but you can't seem to find your sand dollar key so you have to go on a quest to somewhere else where you end up watching a movie with someone you knew years ago but you can't really figure out who they are and then halfway through the movie you need to go through the bathroom but you get lost on the way and find yourself wandering around a completely empty mall chasing the sound of people talking or something.

At least that's the kind of stuff that always happens in my dreams.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)20:29 No. 130354 ID: fdcff1
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I'm trying to but my butt's flying me away!

>>130354
Oh no, Naomi!
Did you forget you have that big presentation on string theory and its correlation to sardines today?
Where's your project board? Did you forget it at home?!
Why are you in front of the entire class in your underwear?! They're all staring at your body!

>>130354
Pout adorably while being unable to control your butt's desire to fly to heaven.

>>130359

This.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)20:46 No. 130367 ID: fdcff1
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But my presentation was supposed to be about rottweiler puppies!

Have your butt fly to Panty Heaven. They're made for each other.

>>130367
MAN UP. DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM AN ASS LIKE THAT.

>>130367
Are you sure? I'm looking at the assignment paper right here and it clearly says "apple pie"...

Man if you flunk this class they'll revoke your hyperlink permit; we can't have that!

That ass deserves a spanking.

>>130372

Quickly, use a nail file to re-write your report on Cowboys On The Ceiling.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)21:07 No. 130384 ID: fdcff1
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>DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM AN ASS LIKE THAT.
>That ass deserves a spanking.

lol

But I don't know what cowboys are!

>>130384
Okay, well, whatever you do don't start dreaming about Jacques or anything. Certainly not his sweaty, muscled chest heaving up and down while he's breathing hard from performing manual labor as you watch him from off to the side while wearing a sundress and sipping lemonade.

>>130384
Are you in 4chan's /b/? Because your dreams are certainly LOL SO RANDUMxD

>>130391
Flashbang!

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)21:31 No. 130396 ID: fdcff1
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Um.

>>130396
Don't stare at his ass. DON'T DO IT.

>>130396
Ah, you did it anyway.
It's okay - just don't think about him slowly walking toward you with a look on his face or an air about him that says he's going to take hold of you and love you tenderly.

Manual labor and sun dresses are one thing, but tender love? That's pretty sick.

Nice!

Ask the little cabana boy for another Pina Colada.

Indeed mylady... it is those sunwarmed deltoids you should looking at...

Like steel cables waiting to wrap you in an inescapable embrace as he whispers his foreign language of romance in your ears...

Pinning you against the nearest tree as you feel his hand brush the hem of your sundress.

>>130401
He pulls your arms behind you and the familiar feeling of cold steel closes around your wrists. A shiver of anticipation ripples through your body.

Whatever you do, try and ignore that puffy feeling between your legs.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:18 No. 130405 ID: fdcff1
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S-stop it, you guys..

"Je vais faire l'amour avec vous."

>>130405
Hey, Naomi, you're the one dreaming it, not us.
But really everything's gonna be okay, it's not like he's going to go in for a kiss and then- WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WE'RE HERE

Try to ignore the dripping wet pecs and abs... the glistening muscles all over his chiseled body... so inviting...

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:41 No. 130410 ID: fdcff1
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What do you mean I have to...

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:41 No. 130411 ID: fdcff1
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... Wake up?

>>130412
Get out of the way, it was just getting good!

>>130414
Sleep well? Nice dreams? :3c

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:58 No. 130419 ID: fdcff1
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It was nice until you woke me up..

>>130419
Why not go make it happen for real, then?

Find a beach and do it for real. If you liked the dream you'll love it in real life.

>>130419
Sorry milady... not my idea, but that is all to often how dreams are I fear.

Yeah make Jacques perform manual labor as you watch him from off to the side while wearing a sundress and sipping lemonade. I'm sure it'll go over real well.

>>130423
Well it doesn't have to go EXACTLY as it did in the dream.
Just put on your sundress, find Jacques and drink lemonade with him.
Then have sex.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:18 No. 130427 ID: fdcff1
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It's just a dream. I think there's more than to speeding up my relationship with Jacques.
Who is out of his bed, and is not around.
Any ideas where he went?

I have no idea.

Did the hyperlink end up anywhere?

>>130427
He's one of us now.

>>130427
Did he leave a note or anything? Let's go look for him.

>>130427
He is probably waiting for you in the sex car.

>>130427
I wouldn't put too much weight on that dream. I think we were influencing it pretty heavily.

Except for that bit where your ass decided to sprout wings and fly off without you having any say in the matter. What was up with that?

>>130424
>>130432

ಠ_ಠ

I like how you left us on your crotch as you slept. It was appropriate.

Make this a habit.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:50 No. 130440 ID: fdcff1
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Funny, orb.
And if you want me to be in that kind of.. Relationship with him, then just let it build between us.

As of where we are...

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:51 No. 130441 ID: fdcff1
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... I hear vocaloids.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:52 No. 130442 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 3 end

...vocaloids?

Vocaloids... are those like Altoids?

Can has discussion thread Loli-chan? :3c

>>130440
Girl, we'd have started pushing you onto the first decent guy you met. Don't take us too seriously.

You should be a little careful with Jaques though.

>>130443
>>130444
Geez guys, have you never heard of Google?

Gotta be wary, vocaloids are all crazy, singing about food and other randomly-chosen topics.