>>129673
No.

>>129659
Yes.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)20:58 No. 129679 ID: fdcff1
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"You can yiff in hell."

Awesome.

>>129679
Wrap it up guys. The internet's been won.

>>129679
Good work. Is the furry threat vanquished?
If Y, go find some moot soop and feed it to Jacques. <3

Lets go high five somebody that isn't a faggot

>>129679

Realize cat ears and tail.

No naomi you are the furries

>>129692
You must not have seen the character creation.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)22:03 No. 129719 ID: fdcff1
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Okay okay okay, just let me get the fire off my fists and foot first.
Jacques looks a bit better now, he stopped drooling. He must be able to swallow his saliva now.
Moot soop? I don't know if they even have food on this train.

Well you do have those tits in your inventory? Furries are always fucking so their likely busting with milk from an almost certain pregnancy. If we milk them those vitamins from the results will be oh so healthy for Jaques.

Or we just just do a rational thing and cook the meatbags. Some people eat bull testicles so big jugs of fat shouldn't be a problem to eat.

Oh lord I'm just joking. Lets just ask a nurse for food or roomservice.

>>129719
Oh come on, they've gotta have some chicken mootle soup somewhere. Or maybe some water or something. Sick people (normal people) need to stay hydrated. And Jacques is certainly normal people.

>>129719
As the next person you see about procuring some chicken mootle soop for your sick friend.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)22:36 No. 129731 ID: fdcff1
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Unfortunately, I heard there's only a doctor here, and most of the passengers on this Hyperlink are students or the very few that are on a business trip. Which are found in the cafeteria car. I didn't knew they had those, but this is my first time on a Hyperlink.
No one has been into the bar, but probably had raided whatever was in stock for a meal tonight.
We probably are in the middle of the ocean.

>>129731
The Hyperlink is a train, but it's in the middle of the ocean? Mind explaining what you know about Hyperlinks? (I know this is your first time on one, but you probably know more than we do...)
Try and find something you and Frenchie can eat that you can bring back to his room with you.

Strut your rightousness right in there and demand some good food. You saved their asses when you killed all the furries.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)23:04 No. 129743 ID: fdcff1
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Hyperlinks are trains that can run without tracks. They are fast enough to travel on the ocean to other chans, save for 2chan. It's known as one of the main interchannel transportation, however, it cannot reach 2chan since 2chan is our moon.

I strutted right up to the group surrounding the heated pot of soup. Only two of them take notice of me. The one with the medical cross on his face must be the doctor.

"Is that Moot Soop?"

"Ja."

"Can I get some?"

"For you und Jacques?"

"We're sharing."

>BOWL OF MOOTLE SOUP RECEIVED

>>129743
Ask the cross faced guy to come along as well. He has a labcoat and a german accent. He is obviosuly a doctor. So tell him "Herr doktor. I need you to help a friend of mine." my german is rusty so I won't translate it for you.

>>129743
Wait, how does he know about Jacques? This must be the doktor the nurse was talking about. You should thank him for helping you and the sagefag (after making sure it is him, of course).

>>129743
Thank the good doktor for saving the two of you earlier and ask him if there's anything he can do for Jacques right now.

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)23:25 No. 129756 ID: fdcff1
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"Thanks for taking care of him, herr doctor-- Hey, how did you know his name?"

"He told me it. Oh, und you ah welcome, frauline."

"Is there anything else we can do for him?"

"Just bring him ze soop und give him rest, he'll be up und ready in ze morning."

>>129756
Hey, that's great news! I feel like we should insert some sort of Team Fortress 2 meme here...

>>129756
Say thanks. And tell him that he is awesome, and that you will protect him in case any Spies come along.

>>129761
Ask him if he plans on having a sandvich with his soop. :3c

Are there any major threats in the world that it needs saving from aside from the furry menace? Pedos, babyfurs, hackers?

He wouldn't happen to have a Kritzkrieg on his person, would he?

Naomi 2010/02/10(Wed)23:52 No. 129777 ID: fdcff1
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"Thanks, doc, you're awesome. I'll make sure no spy will backstab you."

No reply from the doctor after I left the room, but he did give me a smile when I told him that. I don't think he had a kritzkrieg with him.

As for other major threats, I heard there are rogue hackers, babyfurs, pedophiles and pedophiliac animals, gaiafags, cultists, etc. I don't know if there is any more threats in this world.

So I return to Jacques. Yes, he looks much better now, still feverish. He didnt even care if I sat on his bed with him.

"The doctor said eat some of this and you'll be better in the morning."

"Oui.. Merci, mon chère."

>>129777
You two are so cute together :3c

>>129777
Don't forget the hackers on steroids. You'll just have to get a dog at some point.

But don't let fear ruin this moment. Enjoy the peace while it lasts, and face adversity when it may arise.

>>129777

DOKTOR IS CREDIT TO TEAM.

>>129777
Aw that's cute. But we have to find out where the Furry threat comes from. We must purge their nest with the righteous anger of the Emperor. Otherwise it won't be safe to settle down with your lovable frenchie. And the Emperor ordered us to not suffer the Furry to live, and we can't disappoint the Empror can we?

I just hope a SHODAN doesn't appear and we need to side with a rogue hacker.

Suggestion 2010/02/11(Thu)21:29 No. 130054 ID: 3297aa
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>protect from spies
>your friend is French
>protect from spies
>friend is French
>spies
>French
>spies
>French
>DELICIOUS ALCOHOL
I see no problem here.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)19:34 No. 130297 ID: fdcff1
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Good evening.

>>130297

Good evening, Naomi. How are you?

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)19:41 No. 130304 ID: fdcff1
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I'm fine. I just don't know what to dream about tonight.

>>130304

It looks like you have Night Vision activated.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)19:44 No. 130308 ID: fdcff1
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Really? Cool.
Anything else?

>>130304
This is your subconscious then? Dream of the beach!

>>130311

And girls in bikinis!

>>130308
Your arms look sort of stringy and shit. That's pretty cool.

What's the craziest thing you can think of that you would normally never be able to do? Like, even crazier than flying between Channels without using any sort of transportation.

Maybe dream about something as entertaining as that.

Dream about raping frenchmen.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)20:01 No. 130330 ID: fdcff1
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Um..
There's a polarbear on a beach with a cube of frozen apples.

>>130330
Yo ass is so fine it's CELESTIAL baby!

Dive into the sea and have an underwater adventure!

>>130330
You might want to inform the bear what is inside the ice.

>>130330
That is one sweet dream. It needs more real nonsense though. Random isn't enough. Let's make the polar bear the king of his island nation of crab people. And you're the royal adviser and you're on your way to the Sand Castle capital but you can't seem to find your sand dollar key so you have to go on a quest to somewhere else where you end up watching a movie with someone you knew years ago but you can't really figure out who they are and then halfway through the movie you need to go through the bathroom but you get lost on the way and find yourself wandering around a completely empty mall chasing the sound of people talking or something.

At least that's the kind of stuff that always happens in my dreams.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)20:29 No. 130354 ID: fdcff1
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I'm trying to but my butt's flying me away!

>>130354
Oh no, Naomi!
Did you forget you have that big presentation on string theory and its correlation to sardines today?
Where's your project board? Did you forget it at home?!
Why are you in front of the entire class in your underwear?! They're all staring at your body!

>>130354
Pout adorably while being unable to control your butt's desire to fly to heaven.

>>130359

This.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)20:46 No. 130367 ID: fdcff1
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But my presentation was supposed to be about rottweiler puppies!

Have your butt fly to Panty Heaven. They're made for each other.

>>130367
MAN UP. DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM AN ASS LIKE THAT.

>>130367
Are you sure? I'm looking at the assignment paper right here and it clearly says "apple pie"...

Man if you flunk this class they'll revoke your hyperlink permit; we can't have that!

That ass deserves a spanking.

>>130372

Quickly, use a nail file to re-write your report on Cowboys On The Ceiling.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)21:07 No. 130384 ID: fdcff1
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>DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM AN ASS LIKE THAT.
>That ass deserves a spanking.

lol

But I don't know what cowboys are!

>>130384
Okay, well, whatever you do don't start dreaming about Jacques or anything. Certainly not his sweaty, muscled chest heaving up and down while he's breathing hard from performing manual labor as you watch him from off to the side while wearing a sundress and sipping lemonade.

>>130384
Are you in 4chan's /b/? Because your dreams are certainly LOL SO RANDUMxD

>>130391
Flashbang!

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)21:31 No. 130396 ID: fdcff1
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Um.

>>130396
Don't stare at his ass. DON'T DO IT.

>>130396
Ah, you did it anyway.
It's okay - just don't think about him slowly walking toward you with a look on his face or an air about him that says he's going to take hold of you and love you tenderly.

Manual labor and sun dresses are one thing, but tender love? That's pretty sick.

Nice!

Ask the little cabana boy for another Pina Colada.

Indeed mylady... it is those sunwarmed deltoids you should looking at...

Like steel cables waiting to wrap you in an inescapable embrace as he whispers his foreign language of romance in your ears...

Pinning you against the nearest tree as you feel his hand brush the hem of your sundress.

>>130401
He pulls your arms behind you and the familiar feeling of cold steel closes around your wrists. A shiver of anticipation ripples through your body.

Whatever you do, try and ignore that puffy feeling between your legs.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:18 No. 130405 ID: fdcff1
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S-stop it, you guys..

"Je vais faire l'amour avec vous."

>>130405
Hey, Naomi, you're the one dreaming it, not us.
But really everything's gonna be okay, it's not like he's going to go in for a kiss and then- WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WE'RE HERE

Try to ignore the dripping wet pecs and abs... the glistening muscles all over his chiseled body... so inviting...

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:41 No. 130410 ID: fdcff1
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What do you mean I have to...

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:41 No. 130411 ID: fdcff1
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... Wake up?

>>130412
Get out of the way, it was just getting good!

>>130414
Sleep well? Nice dreams? :3c

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)22:58 No. 130419 ID: fdcff1
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It was nice until you woke me up..

>>130419
Why not go make it happen for real, then?

Find a beach and do it for real. If you liked the dream you'll love it in real life.

>>130419
Sorry milady... not my idea, but that is all to often how dreams are I fear.

Yeah make Jacques perform manual labor as you watch him from off to the side while wearing a sundress and sipping lemonade. I'm sure it'll go over real well.

>>130423
Well it doesn't have to go EXACTLY as it did in the dream.
Just put on your sundress, find Jacques and drink lemonade with him.
Then have sex.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:18 No. 130427 ID: fdcff1
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It's just a dream. I think there's more than to speeding up my relationship with Jacques.
Who is out of his bed, and is not around.
Any ideas where he went?

I have no idea.

Did the hyperlink end up anywhere?

>>130427
He's one of us now.

>>130427
Did he leave a note or anything? Let's go look for him.

>>130427
He is probably waiting for you in the sex car.

>>130427
I wouldn't put too much weight on that dream. I think we were influencing it pretty heavily.

Except for that bit where your ass decided to sprout wings and fly off without you having any say in the matter. What was up with that?

>>130424
>>130432

ಠ_ಠ

I like how you left us on your crotch as you slept. It was appropriate.

Make this a habit.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:50 No. 130440 ID: fdcff1
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Funny, orb.
And if you want me to be in that kind of.. Relationship with him, then just let it build between us.

As of where we are...

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:51 No. 130441 ID: fdcff1
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... I hear vocaloids.

Naomi 2010/02/12(Fri)23:52 No. 130442 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 3 end

...vocaloids?

Vocaloids... are those like Altoids?

Can has discussion thread Loli-chan? :3c

>>130440
Girl, we'd have started pushing you onto the first decent guy you met. Don't take us too seriously.

You should be a little careful with Jaques though.

>>130443
>>130444
Geez guys, have you never heard of Google?

Gotta be wary, vocaloids are all crazy, singing about food and other randomly-chosen topics.