Ascii.

Ascii

Ascii

Anon!

Afro!

??? 2010/02/05(Fri)22:58 No. 126077 ID: fdcff1
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Select Gender

Ascii

Female.

Both.

??? 2010/02/05(Fri)23:00 No. 126082 ID: fdcff1
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Select age

>Age is limited to 10~18

18

>>126082
17

18 broham

>>126082
18 is good

??? 2010/02/05(Fri)23:13 No. 126091 ID: fdcff1
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Select face and skin color

>>126091
Face 3 skin 11

Face 3, color 4

Face 3, skin 18.

Suggestion 2010/02/05(Fri)23:23 No. 126103 ID: c593ec
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D! D!

face 3 skin 5

3, 5

??? 2010/02/05(Fri)23:26 No. 126107 ID: fdcff1
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This is optional

>Select hair style

>>126107
1.

6

The bald look is soooooooooooo in.

4

1 or 3

??? 2010/02/05(Fri)23:31 No. 126117 ID: fdcff1
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SPECIAL: Since you have selected Ascii, you have the choice of selecting a tail or not.

3

>>126117
Sans

>>126117
3

3

>>126117
No tail.

Tying it up with SANS

three

>>126067
3, definitely
I mean we've already got the cat ears thing going on.
It'd look silly without a tail.

>>126117
3!

??? 2010/02/05(Fri)23:46 No. 126138 ID: fdcff1
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Select your Strengths and Weaknesses (be reasonable)

Special power, Kick to the dick!
Martial Arts should be your specialty.
To compensate, all those years kicking dummies has left you a bit technologically impaired. ("Taxi!")

>>126138
Health regeneration
poor willpower

bigger tits
emotionally detached

Total slutbag
Total slutbag

>>126138
++Dangerously Genre Savvy!

--Kobold Strength!

>>126138
Good at bluffing
ocd

Able to do the impossible and kick logic to the curb.

As a result, not so bright.

Shapely figure.

Weakness: Cutely hate water.

>>126138
Strength: Gunmanship. Weakness: Criminal Record.

>>126138
Strength: Muscles.
Weakness: Afraid of insects and rodents.
Weakness: Left-handed (OHHH DISS)

??? 2010/02/06(Sat)00:14 No. 126154 ID: fdcff1
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Skilled in Martial Arts and Health regeneration
Poor willpower and Technologically impaired

You have the skills of a monk
Your current skill set is:

>Heal
>Speed boost
>Sage kick
>Age increase
>Sage jab
>Sage lock
Along with martial arts moves, of course

You are timid when it comes to relationships, dating, even confronting an attractive man.
You have a hard time with most technology, except for a phone.

Select atleast one of these Special skills-

>Invisability
>Flight
>Telepathy
>Teleportation
>Bless
>Ressurect
>Super Speed

How about the power of Flight? Does that do anything for ya? That's levitation Holmes.

>>126154
Resurrect. Noone gets left behind.

??? 2010/02/06(Sat)00:21 No. 126160 ID: fdcff1
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Resurrection was chosen. No one gets left behind.

Now, ma'am, we need your name, Chan decendancy, Birthdate, and anything else you'd like us to know

Name: Alice [withheld]
Chan Decendancy: T.g. (of course.)
Birth date: 06/06/2110 Putting us a hundred years into the future :D :D :D (2128 actually)

>>126160
Name: Naomi
Chan: tgchan :3c
Birthdate: 2/29

>>126164
Actually, switch what I said to that, it sounds better.

Name: Asparagus Jones
Chan Decendancy: 2
Birth date: 4/26/1745

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)00:41 No. 126168 ID: fdcff1
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>"Alright, sending data to your passport... Naomi... Age 18.. Birth 2/29... Chan decendency.. TGchan.."
The anonymous man typed down the information into his computer, keeping record.
>"Okay then, Miss Naomi, your passport is ready to go, you are free to explore the Channels of your choice."

"Thank you!"

>>126168

Wait, we're exploring the Channels? The same ones on the interwebs?

Hm.

Go check out /co/ on 4chan.

>>126172
No! Go to /x/.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)00:59 No. 126180 ID: fdcff1
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>>126172

Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to use a way of safe transportation to 4chan's /co/. So I'm stuck on the "Interchannel Island Port".

Punch. Everything.

>>126180
Pick the pocket of the guy next to you.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)01:16 No. 126185 ID: fdcff1
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>>126182

I PUNCHED THE WALL SO HARD THAT ADVERTISEMENT FELL OFF

>>126183

I am not a thief, but he does take notice of me when I punched the wall.

Tell him that you are Naomi Mann! ONE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! and that he is now your bitch.

>>126185
Dislodge fist from wall and ask the man for directions.

>>126185
I dont think that applies to girls.

Do we have anything like an objective? ...

>>126186
Do this. Only remember to stutter. He is kinda cute after all. Well for a guy without a face.

Examine contents of purse.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)01:30 No. 126194 ID: fdcff1
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I'd rather make my first impression good amongst the anonymous people. As for objectives, not much so far, so I decided to travel Channels, probably head over to the Yotsuba Channel as suggested above.

"Hi there, could you tell me where the nearest hotel is?"

>"... Ah.. I 'ave no clue, je regrette."

>>126194

Oooh, he's french!

Make out with him.

>>126194
Time to impress the shit out of him. Grab him by the shoulder and tell him that you're now both on a quest to find out! Then yell out "TAXI!!!" and go to the nearest hotel.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)01:37 No. 126197 ID: fdcff1
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>>126195

>Make out with him

"..."

>"... Qu'est-ce que c'est?"

Uh... Salut. Qui êtes-vous?

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)01:44 No. 126201 ID: fdcff1
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"Ahh... Salut. Qui êtes-vous?"

>"Jacques, et toi?"

"N-n..."

Hang on, lemmie hit up Google Translate here...

Mon nom est Naomi, et je suis en train de rejoindre le conseil d'images 4chan. Pouvez-vous m'aider?

>>126201
Get him to a hotel room girl. He obviously likes you and we can all see that you like him. Now get him over into a room and we will tell you what to do from there.

>>126202
S'il vous plaît mettez votre langue dans ma bouche.

>>126208

Heh.

Anyways, see if you can stop blushing. It's not Christmas.

Also, examine contents of purse.

>>126201
"n...naaAAAAH"

Run away.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)02:05 No. 126216 ID: fdcff1
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I take a deep breath. I am not here to make sudden relationships or to flirt with French anonymous men.
"S-sorry, I get nervous when I speak a different language."

>"Ah, I understand."

"So, can you tell me how to get to 4chan, or atleast to a hotel?"

>"4chan, I do not know 'ow to get zere, but a hotel, I do."

"Oh, good."

We can look inside my bag later.

>>126216
Well then get to the hotel. We need a room and handcuffs.

>>126218

I'm more interested in raiding the minibar.

>>126225
We can raid the minibar once we have handcuffed our new friend to the bed. This is going to be kinky and not too painful. Atleast not for our girly friend.

>>126229
You people and bondage, I swear...

...locate hotel and take a nap. After eating the miniature cookies from the minibar.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)02:25 No. 126232 ID: fdcff1
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As much as I want to raid the minibar, it'd probably get me into debt if they catch me.
As for Jacques, I'm still not rushing this relationship, since I met him.

>"Ze Lucky leaf, it is cheap, and pretty decent, take it from moi."

"Oh.. I just need to spend a night until my parents send me traveling money. You do have a place to stay, right?"

>"Oui, I usually stay at zis hotel."

What a conveniance.

>>126232
It wouldn't necessarily be a relationship. But ok, just keep him around for now. And maybe chain him to a bed so you can be sure he doesn't run off.

Well we're here. Let's check in.

>>And maybe chain him to a bed so you can be sure he doesn't run off.

Shaddap. Check in and take a nap.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)02:38 No. 126245 ID: fdcff1
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A nap does sound nice.

So we enter the hotel, which was not too bad looking.
The check out desk was greeted with a giant..

>"May I help you?"

"... Y-yes, we'd like to check out a room."

>"And I will paye."

>"Very well, how many nights?"

How long should I stay here for?

>>126245
Lets start with two. We might want to move some place else in the future.

>>126245

Just one.

Ask if the clerk plays basketball.

>>126247
No. Ask if the pool is open!

One. If we stay longer, we can rent a room again.

Do we even have a swimming suit? Skinny dipping is for lakes in the forest.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)02:47 No. 126255 ID: fdcff1
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"We'll take two nights"

>"Two nights.. That will be 50 credits"

Uhm. I only have 30 credits. What do I do-

>"I will pay for zem in ze morning."

>"Very well. Mini bar is free. Names?"

>"Jacques et... Euh.."

"Naomi"

The giant afroman began scribbling our names down in the hotel book.

Thank god I met Jacques.

>>126255

Make it one night and pay up front. I have a niggling feeling Frenchie is gonna skip out on the bill.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)02:56 No. 126263 ID: fdcff1
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You could be right.

"Actually, make it one night, I'll pay in the morning."

>"Very well then, it'd be 25 credits then."

The clerk hands me the room key. The tag on it says room 25.

"Oh, and I have a question."

>"Yeah?"

"Is the pool open?"

>"We don't have one. If we did, it'd be closed."

>>126258
Which is why we should chain him to the bed.

Now ask him if the pool is open. Then go and do some monkish excersises. Like punch through a few bricks and do handstands on your fingers and then one armed handstand push ups on one finger.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)03:11 No. 126265 ID: fdcff1
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I don't have handcuffs and I'm not chaining him to the bed.

The bedroom has to beds, a television, a small window, two lamps, a bathroom, and of course, a minibar.
I raided the minibar and found sugar cookies.
Jacques is using the shower.

Sneak a peek at Jaques' awesome bod.

>:3

>>126265
Use monkish stealth to peek at him.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)03:22 No. 126269 ID: fdcff1
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I quietly sneak up toward the bathroom door. It's an OK veiw.. We're at a safe distance here, yes?

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)03:25 No. 126270 ID: fdcff1
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He is pretty attractive for someone who owes me 25 bux.

>>126270
Improvise restraints and tie him to the bed until he pays up.

schlick furiously

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)13:33 No. 126419 ID: fdcff1
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"You know, you schlick pretty loud."

Oh shit.

>>126419

"And you lost your french accent."

"Can you blame me?"

>>126419
I knew he was shady. Use kung fu and knock him out! Then tie his naked ass to the bed with improvised restraints.

>>126419
Get increasingly embarrassed as you fumble for the correct response to the situation, then blurt out that you're single.

What are you, a Catwoman or a mouse? KEEP SHLICKING WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

>>126436
this. and zoom of the tat

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)13:54 No. 126442 ID: fdcff1
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I can't tell if I should keep schlicking, attack him and find something to tie him to the bed with, or blurt out I'm single..

"I-I... Uhh..."

He turns off this shower and turned toward me. Oh god what should I do?!

>>126442
Knock him out and tie him to the bed. Then we will be in control and he will at our mercy. His power of making us uncomfortable will be nullified then.

>>126442
Multitask. Attack him while blurting out that you're single (as a distraction,) then after securing him to the bed, resume schlicking furiously.

>>126442
In lack of a proper response, run away.

Just keep schlicking, proudly.

Join hiiiiiim.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)14:27 No. 126478 ID: fdcff1
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Schlick
Schlick
Schlick

Jacques went back to his shower, mumbling "Stupide foreigners.."
Oh well.
I place my current clothes into my bag. OH YEAH! You guys wanted to see what's in it, right?

>>126442
Eh, just keep at it.

>>126478
Why isn't he unconciuos and tied to the bed? Come on, use your monk fu and make him into your bitch already.

Indeed. Nice tattoo by the way.

　　　　∧ ∧＿__　　
　 　／(*ﾟーﾟ)　／＼　　Sure, why not.
　／|￣∪∪￣|＼／
　 　|　 　 　 　 |／
　 　 ￣￣￣￣

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)14:54 No. 126515 ID: fdcff1
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Let's not talk about Jacques right now.
And here's the contents of my bag:

Monk uniform
Sun Dress
Casual Suit
Black pumps
3 underwear sets
Black flats
Studded fists
Passport
Hygenic stuff
Some necklace with a glowing orb, which is where your voices are coming from.
5 snack breads
That box of sugar cookies from the minibar
And two bottles of water.

Nothing special until I find my way to the main Channels.

>>126515
Part of me wants to suggest you ditch the undergarments because Naomi, babe, you are smokin'

The other part of me says that's too perverted and that we're going to find you a good man at some point over the course of your adventure, be it Jacques or someone else.

>>126515
Hmmm, wear the black pumps, underwear and the studded fists. Knock Jaques the fuck out and tie him to your bed. How dare he get upset that you were peeking on him and satisfying yourself?!

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)15:01 No. 126518 ID: fdcff1
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I won't be ditching my underwear, since you're right on one thing. It'd be perverted and makes it look like I belong to one of those /h/ cities the main Channels have.
As Jacques, he wasn't angry. He seemed irritated.

... Did anyone notice that weird tattoo on his neck?

Yeah but I have no idea what it's supposed to resemble.

>>126518
We notice a lot of things, Naomi - though the angle prevented seeing maybe half of it.

A horizontal line with at least three vertical lines above it, about equidistant from each other. Seem like a familiar symbol?

>>126518
Sure did. That is why we need to knock him out and tie him down. He is way to suspicous to be allowed to run around freely. And our encounter with him might not have been a coincidence.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)15:13 No. 126530 ID: fdcff1
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I don't want to use brute force when he comes out of the bathroom, just to know what that tattoo means.
I also don't know what the symbal means. Maybe I should ask him about it.

>>126530
Suppose you could, but be prepared for anything to happen. Him turning into a tentacle monster, him flying off the handle and attacking you, him telling you to mind your own business, him viciously knocking you to the ground and forcing himself on you, him completely ignoring you...

I could go on, but you get the idea.

>>126530
Fine then don't knock him out. But restrain him. We have to make sure he cannot escape out questioning.

lose that useless necklace
its nothing but dead weight

I think he's fapping.

Also it looked like a barcode.

>>126530
I think he was irritated because you didn't join him in the shower and have commitment-free anonymous sex.

I agree that you shouldn't do anything hasty. Change into the monk uniform though.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)15:36 No. 126548 ID: fdcff1
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I'm not losing the necklace, because if I did that, I'd lose you, voices.
I equip the monk uniform and my studded fists in case he tries to pull something.
Jacques exits the bathroom, I think it's a good time to ask him. He is still naked, so I don't look at his junk.

"Hey, what's that tattoo on the back of your neck for?"

"... I 'ave a tattoo?"

>>126548
Fuck yeah he has a tatoo. Get him back into the bathroom and make him see it too.

Also how big is his junk? You know you're already peeking.

Ask him to get his neck wet again. Maybe its some crazy magical shit that only shows up when it comes into contact with water.

Yes. Also, what's up with the fluctuating accent?

>>126548
Look at his junk - one, he's being gracious enough to present it to you, and two, you know you want to anyway.

And three... realize that you currently have your feminine backside presented to a naked man, even if you ARE clothed...

Lick where the tattoo was. :3c

>>126548
Find a second mirror so you can show him the tattoo.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)16:22 No. 126578 ID: fdcff1
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I forced him into the bathroom, found him a second mirror, and made him look at the back of his neck.

"... Oh, zat."

"Can you tell me what it's for? Or why you have it?"

".... I really cannot tell you. It is 'ard to explain, and it is also, 'ow you say it, a very personal secret."

He's hiding something from us. Looks like I'll have to tie him up in his sleep.

Looks like the carpet matches the drapes.

Let it go. He's got his own personal quest, and there's no obvious reason to intrude on it if he doesn't want our help.

Suggestion 2010/02/06(Sat)16:38 No. 126592 ID: 67c611
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Girl you need to get some handcuffs. Those are a must for any purse. Get some adjustable Darby style ones. If you are going to restrain someone you owe it to them to make it as comfortable as possible.

>>126578
If you plan to continue traveling with this guy, let it go for now. He'll tell you when he's ready.

...you should totally still tie him up tonight and ride him until dawn, though. :3c

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)17:00 No. 126614 ID: fdcff1
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Alright, I won't bother him about it until later on.
But just to please you guys, I luckily found a pair of handcuffs in the guy's pocket and chained him to his bed. While he was asleep. I'll let him go in the morning.

Night.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)17:03 No. 126620 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 1 end, Chapter 2 start

>>126614

Wait, in HIS pocket??

Yikes. This Frenchman is more than meets the eye...

>>126621
he might be a robot
IN DISGUISE

Maybe he's a tripfag?

>>126614
Woah, danger will robinson...

>>126621
Maybe he was on his way over to /d/. But he doesn't seem like the type. Just handcufs are rather tame.

>>126624

I see what you did there.

Join us in IRC

>>126631
Perhaps /h/? /e/? Hell, maybe even /k/ for Law Enforcement Equipment.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)17:27 No. 126664 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 2: Role Switch

...


.. Mon Dieu..

Hi!

>>126664
A very confused girl has tied you up. How does this make you feel?

>>126664

Don't take the lords name in vain. Now tell us everything you know.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)17:30 No. 126673 ID: fdcff1
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Salut.

Apparently Naomi 'ad tied me up. Pour quelle raison?

Some of us told her to.

I don't really know why.

>>126673
The plan was to have wild kinky sex with you in order to pay you back for paying for the room.
By the way, you owe her 25 credits.

>>126673
You're suspicous. And I tried to get her to do it pretty much from the start. Mainly for the lulz.

>>126673
Come to think of it, I'm not quite sure either. We tend to make people do stuff like that.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)17:37 No. 126686 ID: fdcff1
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So, you made 'er tie me up out of lulz, suspicion, et try to 'ave weird kinky sex wiz me.
What suspicion did you 'ave of moi?

>>126683
You're French.

Plus you had a pair of handcuffs in your bag.

She keeps going on about your tattoo or something. We don't care much about that, we just wanted to see her rape you.

So how was it?

>>126686
And an odd tatoo that you were dodgy on explaining.

And we have seen Taken. We know what happens to poor girls who arrive at strange places and are helped by young charming men to find their lodgings. So mister sex trafficker, how does it feel to have the tables turned on you?

Is she even awake yet? You might be able to slip free if you're fast enough.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)17:42 No. 126695 ID: fdcff1
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... Why do you 'ave zis weird fascination wiz me being raped.

About ze handcuffs. I found zem in one of ze water canals. I 'ave no reason why I took zem.

I know how it is, I keep weird shit I find on the ground too.

So, is she awake? In the room? Staring at you?

Wait! Someone else who watched Taken? I thought it was unpopular!

>>126695
So, uh, other than the whole "tied up" thing, how you doing?

>>126695
You also completely dropped your accent when you told Naomi she was schlicking loudly. What's zee deal wees zat?

>>126695
Well not really sure. It would be hot for one.

Still lets hear the story about the tatoo. And don't worry about the raping, without us urging her on she is quite the shy and timid girl. She could probably punch through your ribcage, but she likely won't molest you.

>>126695
We wish we were you and getting sexed by a catgirl while handcuffed to a bed.

Jealousy

>>126721
I don't care if it's unpopular. It's Liam Neasson killing the shit out of Albanians to get back his daughter. That's fucking awesome and any critic that says otherwise can suck a cock.

>>126727
This one has a point Jaques. You damn lucky bastard.

>>126695

HOW MANY MEN ARE IN YOUR UNIT

WHAT IS THE PASSCODE

WHAT ARE THE COORDINATES

ANSWER. TGCHAN HAS WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)17:57 No. 126740 ID: fdcff1
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So many questions..
My accent iz not zat outrageous.
I am a beeeet shocked of being tied of like zis.

And Naomi iz not here, hence zis "BRB" letter I cannot open.

Ze tattoo... Are you sure you want to know about eet?

>>126740
There ain't much else to do, I guess. Let's hear about it.

>>126740
Sure. Do you have anything better to do right now? I guess we could play I spy or something else.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)18:06 No. 126758 ID: fdcff1
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Ze tattoo on ze back of ma neck eez a Prisoner's Barcode.
Non, Je ne suis pas un fugitif de l'un des canaux principaux.

>>126758
What chan, then?

Oh cool.

You'll probably get some crazy pitysex if you play it right.

>>126762
All he has to do is get the orb back on what's-her-face and it's rape time.

Your name is not Jean Valjean is it? Run into any bishops with silverwares?

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)18:19 No. 126776 ID: fdcff1
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Eet iz for me to know, et for you to find out.

I 'ear ze door open, eet must be Naomi.
Oui, eet iz Naomi.. And someone else.

Someone else? That doesn't sound good.

>:D

>>126776

You're busted, dude.

>>126783
>Someone else? That does sound good.
Fix'd

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)18:38 No. 126793 ID: fdcff1
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... Bonne. Eet iz Alice, ze Clerk's daughter.

"Well, good news, Jacques. The clerk's daughter decided to pay for our room and breakfast.
Bad news is, you're still tied up."

Alice looks like she cannot contain 'er laughter..

This is going to end well.

Assuming you don't chafe easily.

Oooh, food! Tasty munchies!

And why is she smiling?

I hope there's bacon. Ask for the pretty ladies to help you out since you can't use your hands.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)19:08 No. 126828 ID: fdcff1
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"Euh... I am afraid I cannot eat ma breakfast with ma hands tied.."

"Right, right.." Naomi et Alice had freed me from ze chains. Alice had placed ze meal on ze bed and swallowed her laughter.
Should I return ze orb? Or are you not done with moi.

Aww.. I was hoping they would hand feed you. :3

Tell us what channel you came from. 2chan? iichan?

Hey, maybe he comes from +4chan, they have some frenchies.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)19:31 No. 126856 ID: fdcff1
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iichan, mais, I 'ave not been zere since I was a child.

"So Jacques, are you going to join me on traveling over to 4chan?"

"Ouais, why not."

.... Zis bacon is OKAY. Could use a little more salt..

>>126856

Is it crispy or limp? If it's not crispy bacon, throw a fit.

>>126856
More salt? Are you TRYING to raise your cholesterol level?

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)19:50 No. 126893 ID: fdcff1
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Eet iz a little limp, not enough salt.
I'll return you to Naomi now.
Pardon, I 'ave to get some clothes on..

"'ere, I'm done with zis."

"Okay, thanks."

>>126893
Σ=3

>>126900

First time I've seen a sigma used in an emote.

Hi Naomi! Frenchie here is on the run from the man, hence the bar code on his neck. He wouldn't spill the beans on where, though.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)20:12 No. 126927 ID: fdcff1
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Hey, welcome back.
I think that's enough info on him for now. We can squeeze more dirt out of him later on.

"You said you were travelling to 4chan, right?"

"Yep."

"Well.. It's not entirely safe there, trolls infest most of the boards there. But, they're not the problem. What boards are you going to?"

"/co/ and /x/"

"Stay clear of /x/, it's /b/ invaded that part of country. /co/ should be safe. Also, avoid /r9k/, they hate women."

>>126927

Sage advice.

Also, we could stop by /k/ and pick up a Glock. They love those.

>>126927
/tg/ might be okay. But it might make you reminisce about TGChan.

/v/ is okay if you tread lightly, and avoid the trolls. And keep your opinions to yourself.

/tv/ if you're bored, /an/ if you like fuzzy things, and /ck/ for when you get hungry. /ck/ always has some good shit to eat.

I'm not sure If I want to go to /d/. Actually 99chan's /bdsm/ would be a safer place to go to get your man bed tying supplies. Take a trip to /k/ first and get a gun.....wait, you know kung-fu. Nevermind. Just watch out for chloroform rags.

Stick with /co/, /an/, /tg/, /ck/, /k/.

>>126935
I see what you did there.

>>126939
Kung-fu is good for surprising people who underestimate you. A gun is good as a symbol to keep people from messing with you. Each has its place, and they don't intrude on the others usefulness.

>>126927
How recent is this? Maybe check out some of the new boards like /lit/.

well... how bout we find a way to earn some cred...its

where would we earn credits around here?

>>126950

Good question. We need a source of income.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)20:44 No. 126970 ID: fdcff1
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We pack our stuff and get out of the motel.
I heed Alice's words, and I'll see to it I check out those places once we arrive to the Yotsuba Channel.
As for income, we only stayed for one night. I'm sure Jacques has more money than I do.
Examine Jacques inventory?

y/n

>>126970
y

>>126970
y

>>126970
I'm gonna go with n

We already locked him to his bed... it would be good to give him some respect and privacy, otherwise he very well might just leave and be done with us.

>>126977

You forget he's a wanted man.

Anonymous does not forgive, nor forget.

>>126978
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

>>126970
If he's not opposed to it.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)21:08 No. 126989 ID: fdcff1
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"Can I see what's in your bag? The orb wants to know what you have."
He doesn't answer, but he opened up his inventory.

There are:
Two pairs of boxers
A bag of sage
An alchemy kit
Three books, one for recipes, alchemy, and the other is unknown, I won't ask. But it has an incubus horn on it.

He has up to 250 credit, or how we call it, "bux".
He also has some sort of crystalized rock. Probably meth.

>>126989

Take some meth

>>126989
How much sage does he have? Lets make sure he's not some kind of sagefag...

You keep listening to us Naomi, and you are going to get Jacques so riled up that he handcuffs you to the bed when you're asleep. And when you wake up he's going to look at you, laugh, then walk out the door.

BAD END NAOMI BAD END

Sniff boxers. Take a loooooooong sniff.

>>126991

Also, I lol'd.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)21:31 No. 127012 ID: fdcff1
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I don't know what the sage is for, but it looks like it's less than a pound. It's probably ground up.
I picked up the crystal and take a good look at it. It's slightly glowing and the crystals on the rock are sage green.

"This is some weird looking meth."

"It is not meth... Zis is crystalized sage. You can keep it, I can always make more.
'Owever, I am making crystalized age.."

".. Interesting, thanks."

Alright, we need to find a way of transportation. What do you suggest?

Roflcopter!

>>127012
What's the purpose of crystalized sage and age?

For transportation, look for a hyperlink.

>>127012
How much sage does sageing typically take? If he makes it himself then he might be a sagefag.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)22:23 No. 127075 ID: fdcff1
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I really don't know much about crafting sage, nor the purpose of when sage is crystalized. That's his business, not mine.

We made it to the Hyperlink station.
...
There's blood all over the place.

>>127075
Well you were supposed to ask him.

Get the hell out of there and go to the Google.

A wild plot has appeared. ORB sends out Naomi to investigate

>>127075
Maybe he's making a SAGEBOMB OH SHI-

>>127075
Did someone link guro porn?

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)22:55 No. 127111 ID: fdcff1
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I'll ask him later.
Right now, someone probably linked too much guro porn. From the looks of it, other users got caught into the carnage. What ever started it might still be here.

Probably some fucking Sergal. Get ready to KUNG FU FIGHT!

>>127111
Um, I see Sadako.

Bugger off, quick.

>>127111

OH CRAP IT'S ALMA! RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

Yancy 2010/02/07(Sun)01:04 No. 127184 ID: fdcff1
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Okay. So we attempted to run toward the boarding area to see if the Hyperlinks were still usable.
Until we confronted this motherfucker.

He might be the one doing the killings around here.

engage in combat? y/n

>>127184
It's a goddamn furry. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Yancy 2010/02/07(Sun)01:09 No. 127186 ID: fdcff1
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY FIRE

>>127186
KILL IT WITH FISTS!

Say hello..Get ready to run the other way

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:08 No. 127230 ID: fdcff1
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PAUNCH

>>127186
Punch it so hard and fast that the friction lights it on fire. Fucking hell, punch so hard and fast that you light the air on fire with the friction from air resistance!

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:09 No. 127233 ID: fdcff1
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The hit was critical!

"... rrrrrrr"

Ooooh, now it's mad.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:10 No. 127234 ID: fdcff1
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"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dodge!

It misses!..

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:10 No. 127235 ID: fdcff1
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... And got Jacques instead.

Oops.

>>127235
Scream with rage and punch that furry with all your might!!! This shall be the fist that pierces the furry and rips out it's fucking spine!

>>127235
Eh, we can res him. How long does that take anyway? Does it have to be soon after death?

Meanwhile, continue punching the furball.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:43 No. 127254 ID: fdcff1
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ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:44 No. 127256 ID: fdcff1
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Critical hit!

>>127256
Is it down for the count? Kick him in the nuts to make sure.

>>127256
He's not down yet! This is where you either jump up into the air and delivers a groundshattering knee straight to it's head or calmy walk over and deliver a groundshattering punch straight to it's head. In either case you should say "Yiff in hell!" and afterwards say "The Emperors will has been done." just to let everyone know how badass you are.

Suddenly, this quest became super-awesome.

Oh wait he IS down. I see that K.O. now.

Res the frenchie.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:53 No. 127267 ID: fdcff1
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Okay, it's dead now.

"The Emperors will has been done."

Now to go save that french sagefag.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)03:08 No. 127273 ID: fdcff1
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He's not entirely dead, just severely bleeding..

>>127273
Hmm. You can't heal him? Only resurrect? Well, maybe you can make his death quicker, then.

We need to find someone who can heal him if you can't.

Quickly, take off all your clothing and stop the bleeding!

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:09 No. 127748 ID: fdcff1
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I managed to heal the cut on the throat, and he's still alive. But he won't get up.
It looks like he caught a fever after the wound was infected. Looks like I can't heal infections yet..

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:10 No. 127750 ID: fdcff1
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.. If there's a furfag here, there's bound to be more around.

I.. I don't know if I should just drag him or stay sititng here with him.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:11 No. 127752 ID: fdcff1
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Don't give into whatever you caught...

If he's injured, don't move him.

See if you can concentrate on purging him of the infection.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:11 No. 127755 ID: fdcff1
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".. I'm not ready to lose you yet."

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:13 No. 127757 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 2 has ended
>Chapter 3 is now starting up

>>127748
How effective is your Resurrection power on dead people? Is it a full heal or does it simply bring them back to just barely alive?

>>127757

I recommend starting a new thread for a new chapter(s).

>>127755
Wait, you're in love with him?
That was fast.