You keep listening to us Naomi, and you are going to get Jacques so riled up that he handcuffs you to the bed when you're asleep. And when you wake up he's going to look at you, laugh, then walk out the door.

BAD END NAOMI BAD END

Sniff boxers. Take a loooooooong sniff.

>>126991

Also, I lol'd.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)21:31 No. 127012 ID: fdcff1
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I don't know what the sage is for, but it looks like it's less than a pound. It's probably ground up.
I picked up the crystal and take a good look at it. It's slightly glowing and the crystals on the rock are sage green.

"This is some weird looking meth."

"It is not meth... Zis is crystalized sage. You can keep it, I can always make more.
'Owever, I am making crystalized age.."

".. Interesting, thanks."

Alright, we need to find a way of transportation. What do you suggest?

Roflcopter!

>>127012
What's the purpose of crystalized sage and age?

For transportation, look for a hyperlink.

>>127012
How much sage does sageing typically take? If he makes it himself then he might be a sagefag.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)22:23 No. 127075 ID: fdcff1
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I really don't know much about crafting sage, nor the purpose of when sage is crystalized. That's his business, not mine.

We made it to the Hyperlink station.
...
There's blood all over the place.

>>127075
Well you were supposed to ask him.

Get the hell out of there and go to the Google.

A wild plot has appeared. ORB sends out Naomi to investigate

>>127075
Maybe he's making a SAGEBOMB OH SHI-

>>127075
Did someone link guro porn?

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)22:55 No. 127111 ID: fdcff1
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I'll ask him later.
Right now, someone probably linked too much guro porn. From the looks of it, other users got caught into the carnage. What ever started it might still be here.

Probably some fucking Sergal. Get ready to KUNG FU FIGHT!

>>127111
Um, I see Sadako.

Bugger off, quick.

>>127111

OH CRAP IT'S ALMA! RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

Yancy 2010/02/07(Sun)01:04 No. 127184 ID: fdcff1
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Okay. So we attempted to run toward the boarding area to see if the Hyperlinks were still usable.
Until we confronted this motherfucker.

He might be the one doing the killings around here.

engage in combat? y/n

>>127184
It's a goddamn furry. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Yancy 2010/02/07(Sun)01:09 No. 127186 ID: fdcff1
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY FIRE

>>127186
KILL IT WITH FISTS!

Say hello..Get ready to run the other way

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:08 No. 127230 ID: fdcff1
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PAUNCH

>>127186
Punch it so hard and fast that the friction lights it on fire. Fucking hell, punch so hard and fast that you light the air on fire with the friction from air resistance!

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:09 No. 127233 ID: fdcff1
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The hit was critical!

"... rrrrrrr"

Ooooh, now it's mad.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:10 No. 127234 ID: fdcff1
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"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dodge!

It misses!..

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:10 No. 127235 ID: fdcff1
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... And got Jacques instead.

Oops.

>>127235
Scream with rage and punch that furry with all your might!!! This shall be the fist that pierces the furry and rips out it's fucking spine!

>>127235
Eh, we can res him. How long does that take anyway? Does it have to be soon after death?

Meanwhile, continue punching the furball.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:43 No. 127254 ID: fdcff1
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ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:44 No. 127256 ID: fdcff1
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Critical hit!

>>127256
Is it down for the count? Kick him in the nuts to make sure.

>>127256
He's not down yet! This is where you either jump up into the air and delivers a groundshattering knee straight to it's head or calmy walk over and deliver a groundshattering punch straight to it's head. In either case you should say "Yiff in hell!" and afterwards say "The Emperors will has been done." just to let everyone know how badass you are.

Suddenly, this quest became super-awesome.

Oh wait he IS down. I see that K.O. now.

Res the frenchie.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:53 No. 127267 ID: fdcff1
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Okay, it's dead now.

"The Emperors will has been done."

Now to go save that french sagefag.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)03:08 No. 127273 ID: fdcff1
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He's not entirely dead, just severely bleeding..

>>127273
Hmm. You can't heal him? Only resurrect? Well, maybe you can make his death quicker, then.

We need to find someone who can heal him if you can't.

Quickly, take off all your clothing and stop the bleeding!

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:09 No. 127748 ID: fdcff1
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I managed to heal the cut on the throat, and he's still alive. But he won't get up.
It looks like he caught a fever after the wound was infected. Looks like I can't heal infections yet..

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:10 No. 127750 ID: fdcff1
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.. If there's a furfag here, there's bound to be more around.

I.. I don't know if I should just drag him or stay sititng here with him.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:11 No. 127752 ID: fdcff1
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Don't give into whatever you caught...

If he's injured, don't move him.

See if you can concentrate on purging him of the infection.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:11 No. 127755 ID: fdcff1
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".. I'm not ready to lose you yet."

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:13 No. 127757 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 2 has ended
>Chapter 3 is now starting up

>>127748
How effective is your Resurrection power on dead people? Is it a full heal or does it simply bring them back to just barely alive?

>>127757

I recommend starting a new thread for a new chapter(s).

>>127755
Wait, you're in love with him?
That was fast.