Hey hey hey!
Rise and shine!

23, such a... portentous number.

Ok, Ridder, up you get! Lots to do! We have to replenish our funds and help people, too!

I suggest some bounty hunting work. there are always bad men that someone will pay you to get rid of!

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)13:41 No. 125676 ID: c16184
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Haaaa...

Pheeeewww...

Haaaa...

Pheeewww..

>>125676
Is that.. uhm.. woah..

Whatcha up to Iesgip?

>>125676
Nice back muscles

Hey Mewtwo, where's Steve?

>>125676
Whatcha doin'?
Workin' out?

Dayum. You're hot, you know that?

Need a spot, Iesgip?

.. I came.

But hey Iegsip.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)13:56 No. 125685 ID: c16184
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Sir, I am training to impress Ridder, sir.
Hopefully he will notice me, sir.

Sweet mother of mercy, no one could not notice those muscles.

Damn.

...

JESUS CHRIST.

Ahhh.... well... hmmm.


You know, there's a potion somewhere around here that can turn Ridder into a kobold. Maybe he'll be more inclined to notice you if he's a kobold. Just a thought.

>>125685
dang... Iegsip...

Just to let you know, it's not about appearances with Ridder (seriously... considering Sticks?)

You're attractive enough...

The issue with Ridder is that... I think we oughta keep that under wraps >_>...

Unless we're bribed of course :3

>>125687
Turing people into different species against their will generally wont make them like you more.

>>125685
...You could kill a man with those abs...
Ahem! I, uh, I mean, you'll probably have to do something a bit more... bold to get him to notice you.
Some kind of romantic gesture... iunno.

>>125689
Oh, of course not. Iesgip, you'd have to convince him of it willingly. But honestly, he's ridder, how hard can that be?

Remember guys. Just because its a gesture that would please us, it probably wont be a gesture that will please him.

The key, I guess, is attack his weakspot. He just wants a family~ :3

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)14:14 No. 125695 ID: c16184
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Sir, I didn't know what else to do, sir. I'm not as smart as Sticks, sir..
..Does Ridder really want a family, sir?
But.. Sir, I don't know if I'm ready to be a mother, sir.

Well, theres more to a family than just breeding, but yea.

>>125695
You don't have to be a mother to belong in a family.

>>125695
It's alright...
I don't think he's ready to be a father either.
I think he just wants someone who is willing to stay with him long enough that they'll both be ready.
He wants commitment, I suppose.

Ridder isnt ready for kids either i'm sure. He probably wants the world to be a safer place first.

You see, Ridder longings are eventually to be a family man as well. You must be careful to balance the feminine traits with your own perchance for physical power.

Also... you should also learn to develop your own sense of direction and goal pursuit at times. You are physically quite powerful... a balance and well forge tool for any task at hand, but a tool does not wield itself. There are times to take orders... and times to make orders... if you understand.

Remember that us 'voices' are not commanders.. we should not be taken as orders... we are merely advisers and can make mistakes.

Ridder will likely not have a chance to form a family for some time I imagine... but when he sees himself in ten years he probably wants to at least be started on a family of his own. You see, he never really got much of a childhood of his own, so just he wants to make sure that any children he has will not lack what he did.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)14:25 No. 125702 ID: c16184
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Sir, if Ridder does not want a family now, but he wants a woman for a family, does he also not want a woman now? Sir?
So me and Sticks don't even have a chance.. Sir.

>>125702
That... is exactly what he keeps telling us, at least.

I´m sorry, Ieg :(

We as a collective believe he needs a woman, even if he doesn´t wants one. But, that is merely speculation of our part.

>>125695

I think you misunderstand! Ridder, too, I doubt, is ready to have kids. However, from our experience, what he seems to want is... hmm, how do I describe? Comfortable, domestic... someone who can reassure him when he's troubled, care for others when they're vulnerable. His ideal life is one with his friends close, his life one of honour and duties fulfilled. Though he isn't in the market for a family as yet, he seems to dream of having one some day.

On the other hand... he did recently discover that his mother and father have separated, and since he based his ideals of romance off them, he may be amenable to flexibility? I don't know.

In any case, he would not want you to compromise your strengths, or to try be something that you're not.

>>125702
Iesgip, I think the issue is that Ridder would like to settle down with a lady, perhaps live a few years together, before devoting time to a child. However, I'm not sure he's really ready for anyone right now... It's a very difficult time in his life. He's found out that his parents are sort of responsible for taking out the very foundation of his life(the Malto kingdom), and he's having some big time issues trying to straighten out his views after his unexpected liason with Sticks a while ago.

Don't get discouraged, Iesgip. You've got a goal in life, and that's good.

Also, DAMN you are ripped. How much do you lift?

>>125702
...Probably not.
To be perfectly honest I don't think Ridder wants ANY kind of a relationship right now.
But well... he also doesn't really know what he wants.
Love is confusing.
Just be kind to him and be close to him and when he finally opens up... maybe he'll open up to you.

>>125702

He seems to want some distance from romance from the moment, Iesgrip, but I think this stems from the stress that's been in his life lately. He simply doesn't want any more complications! I'm sure that once he recovers, he will put some thoughts towards his future, which will include his ideals of love.

Perhaps you could even help him clear up his life? If he gets his troublesome affairs sorted, then he can put an eye towards romance that much sooner.

>>125702
You know Iesgip, Ridder is very submissive. He's always wanted to be able to follow orders, to be dominated by someone. So submissive. Wants to be dominated. Paws to think about that for a moment.

>>125702
Not sure how to really answer that dear... he probably never imagined himself in this situation. It's hard to just decide to love someone.

I imagine that in his knightly tales as a youth he always imagined himself rescuing some fair maiden from a tower or some such nonsense, followed of course by a lengthy and proper courting ect ect... However, such things are mere fantasies.

Part of the reason he has driven himself so hard it to prove himself.. to himself I think... or to us anyhow. I recon he didn't really think his virtues would attract such attention until he was 'ready' or something. Of course.. life never waits till we are ready for anything does it?

>Punch him into face to establish dominance.

Anyway, I would say that Ridder is not going to get involved in relationship involving children any time soon.

Also, nice abs.

>>125706
Just be kind to him and be close to him and when he finally opens up... maybe he'll open up to you.

The best advice so far if you're willing to wait until he's ready.

He likes duty, justice and all that knightly stuff.

Though i don't think you should do things you don't believe in. Even if it worked it'd be fake.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)14:56 No. 125725 ID: c16184
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So.. Sir, I should stay at his side until he is ready? Sir?
Sir, I was not planning to do anything else, sir, but it just feels like he will never consider me as more than his underling. Sir, I'm not.. very capable of taking the lead, sir, so I can never be his equal, sir.
I would clean and cook for him if I would be his wife..

"Iesgip! Why are you naked?"
"S-sergeant, I-I was working out, sir."
"..Why naked?"
"S-sir, I didn't want to get my uniform smelly, sir!"
"Then go train inside. You are exposing yourself to a lot of danger like this."
"Y-yes, sir, I'm sorry, sir."
"Just don't take such risks again."

>Sir, I'm not.. very capable of taking the lead, sir, so I can never be his equal, sir.

I see an old dog, needing to learn new tricks...

>>125725
So... where did you learn to be so military.. I was not aware that kobolds had standing armies. Especially not small villages.

>>125725
Then I see what we have to do.
You need to learn to take the lead.
We need to come up for something for you to do for Ridder... But what...?

>>125725
You know you could try being aggressively submissive to him, and take initiative to do things for him without him asking. Like massages.

>>125725
What Ridder wants and what Ridder needs are two different things. What he wants is a romance like the poems. A virtous knight and a fair maiden, their love seeminly impossible at first but then through his virtue and questing he gains her hand and live happily ever after.

Real life doesn't work that way. What he needs is stability and most of all someone that can relieve him from his stress. Someone he can relax with and lower his walls. I mean have you ever actually seen him laugh? He keeps himself tensed and high strung all the time and never lets himself take it easy. If you can do that for him, then you need to make him realise that it's what he needs.

>>125725

Every leader needs to delegate some tasks! I'm sure there's something you can take initiative for that would help ease the load on him. For example, I do believe your group needs funds?

There is in Ridder´s .. ideal world... the concept that he would find a girl, and court her, as tradition dictates, going trough engagement, blessings, till marrage day. A three years plan or longer.

What if you courted him, Ieg? We could research and practice proper courting traditions and procedures?

This way you show some initiative, in a way gets to Ridder live his dream...

Could work. Could not. its a valid try.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)15:36 No. 125746 ID: c16184
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Sir, I saw the soldiers passing through act like this when I was little, sir. I want to be a good soldier, sir.
Sir, I do already take initiative, sir. I gather and make food for everyone, and I clean and wash their clothes, and when I find someone has a hole in their clothes I try to fix it, sir. Ridder has never told me to do that, sir. I think he does like it, though. Sir.
Sir.. Courting him like a real lady is kind of a dream, sir.. But I'm a soldier.. Sir, I don't have any lady-like qualities, sir.

>>125746
You have plenty of lady-like qualities!

We, the voices of wisdom, are well versed in this subject. Will you trust us?

You dont have them YET!
So yea, you raised yourself a soldier, but a soldier doesn´ wants to bed her commander. You aren´t just a soldier, you´re also a woman! With desires! Lusts! Loves!

And I hope you agree. If to get them, you must to learn ladylikeness... so be it!

>>125746
Sitting there, right now, you look 10 times as ladylike as anyone else in the entire base has that I've seen.

With the possible exception of Ritari. But she's practiced at that. OH! Maybe you can ask her for tips! She thinks Ridder needs someone, I'm sure she'd be willing to help you.

A women can be lady-like at home, while soldier-like at war.

>>125746

Well, you're modest. You cook and clean. You speak clearly and formally. These are ladylike, depending on your culture. Still, perhaps you need a teacher on how to be ladylike.

Since Ridder probably got a lot of ideas on how a woman is supposed to behave from his mother, maybe you should ask her for advice?

>>125746
>Sir, I don't have any lady-like qualities, sir.
Absolute nonsense!

And if you want him to see you as an equal you'll have to act like an equal!
Don't be so formal with all the "sir"s all the time.
When you're off duty, at least, you should be more casual.
Find a gift for Ridder... something to help him relax a little. God knows he needs it.

What do you think of Sticks, Iesgip?

>>125746
Iesgip, your good qualities are very impressive, improving only them isn't enough. You need to grow as a person, open up and try new ways. Same as Ridder actually. Get out of your comfort zone and just talk, relax, play around, philosophize or just let your mind wander.

Ridder needs the same thing, maybe you can help each other.

A good tip would be to drop the "sir" in casual conversation. It seems too formal elsewhere.

Also, gently massage his crotch. He loves that. Trust me.

>>125764

But not until you're in an intimate relationship!

(C'mon, guys, be careful with suggestions, Iesgrip follows orders as given. Remember the last time?)

>>125767
The difference is that was tragic, and this would be hot and/or funny.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)16:07 No. 125769 ID: c16184
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It's not me who looks lady-like, sir. It's this uniform.. It makes me look like I belong somewhere, sir. Me, myself, I am way too rough to be a lady, sir. I don't know how clean or cook lady-like. I just.. do it.

Sticks is very nice and open, sir. I don't want to be like her, but I respect her, sir.

Sir, maybe it is a good idea to ask Ridder's mama for advice, sir.
I find her in the girls' room doing an excercise.

"Ma'am, miss Ritari, ma'am."
"Yes, dear?"
"C-could you.. teach me how to court a man?"
"Now that would hardly be far to Sticks, would it?"

She's right. What if you bring Sticks in too? That would make it fair.

>>125769
Well how about something less specific... just how to be a bit more ladylike. Just how to be something more than a soldier.

>>125769
"But Sticks has a certain.. advantage over us does she not?" I mean... all is not fair in love or war is it?

Sticks seem to have more prior experience, it'd make things more fair.

>>125767

Ask if she can at least teach you Tai Chi. Or whatever Ritari's doing.

The voices... Ridder's voices in this ring told me to ask you. I think Ridder unconsciously hope for it.

It's fair, nothing stops her from teaching Sticks too if she's intrested and asks. But I doubt Sticks cares much about lady like behaviour. Just because you've expressed intrest in Ridder dosen't mean you can't learn anything new. You have the motivation to become a better suitor and I'm Sticks is trying her own tricks also. What's wrong with that?

Sticks already has experience in this field, you do not.

>>125768
That one was funny. And completly justified. Iesgip did a good job. It also showed that we can entrust tasks to her that Ridders morals won't abide.

>>125746
Girl, you saw soldiers and you decided to be one. Now you have seen a lady in Ritari and you can be one too. And again you misunderstand. It's not about what Ridder wants but what he needs. What he really wants is to change how the world works and make it into his ideal, and at the same time he finds such an imposition of his morals upon others moraly wrong. He needs someone that can help him relax and actually have fun, someone that can ease his tension and who he feels comfortable to share things with.

>>125769
Ask her for dancing leassons. Also ask about life in Northern Piecevole. That's where he grew up and the more you know about him the closer you might get.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)16:34 No. 125798 ID: c16184
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"B-but.. M-ma'am, but Sticks has experience, ma'am. That's not fair.."
"Not fair to the competition, my dear. I mean fair to you. If Ridder's interests do not include you, then it's no fair that you should be the one changing. Have you stopped to consider that he may not be the one for you?"

Ask her if she'll teach you, and teach sticks just as well if she asks.

Actually, do you want to be a lady at all? I mean, you shouldn't change yourself for a man, y'know.

But i already told you that!

>>125798

...wait. What?

"I just want to experience some love and RIdder seems to be the best man around. I... never found anyone else as attractive as him. Smart, Brave, Strong, some men have some of those traits but Ridder has it all."

>>125802
Man, seeing as we're part of Ridder, add "arrogant".

>>125798
See, I'm not the only one who thinks Ridder is the one that should change. The problem here isn't really you. Because nobody could ever fit into Ridders ideals. The problem is with Ridder and the fact that what he wants is something that doesn't happen in real life. He has begun to accept that but he still clings to the dream.

Still, learning to dance and more about how he grew up isn't bad things. By learning more about other cultures you can better understand how to fight against them and through dancing you train endurance, agility and spatial sense. All of those are things a soldier and especially a commander should know.

You are more ladylike than you realize, you should just be yourself, Ies. But learning more etiquette isn't going to change who you are, it's just going to give you more information to work with.

Iesgip, babe. Ridder's already got enough love in this quest. We need to diversify.
You and T'lear.
Make it happen.

>>125798
Hm.
She raises a good point.
Perhaps we are going about this all wrong.
Perhaps you don't need to change.
Perhaps... you just need to be yourself around Ridder.
If you are more open maybe he will be too?

>>125798
Tell her that you only really know how to be a soldier, you need to learn to be more than that. Whether or not that leads to you being with Ridder.

>>125802
Just trying to help the woman learn bro. Adding in all those adjectives shows a commitment to this goal and it would probably convince Ritari more.

>>125798
Easy answer. Just tell her how you feel about Ridder. It may help.

Well, yeah, ok, she has a point, but this would still help you with other men, and since you apparently don't have many female role models it would be good to learn.

"Perhaps neither of us are... and perhaps it is the wrong time entirely.. still. To learn and grow into the most one can be is it's own achievement!"

>>125798
Not to intrude on this deep thought, but she is testing your resolve. Fairly forward with her social thrust, but effective for a unsettled mind.

There is much a soldier can do, on the battlefield of love. Think of it as combat, and you will do much better.

Doubt yourself soldier? Well, that's alright now, but what about when Ridder leads you into battle? Will you doubt yourself then? Will you doubt him then?

If you lose faith so easily, maybe you are looking for something else. Maybe something that isn't there.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)17:14 No. 125827 ID: c16184
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"W-well.. ma'am.. Ma'am, when I see him there is a pain in my chest, like a big hole.. ma'am. H-he is so just and strong, ma'am. I don't think there will be any men like him in my life. Ma'am."
"Hmm.. Do you like flowers, Iesgip?"
"Y-yes, ma'am."
"What do you like about?"
"I.. I like their bright colors and their smell, ma'am."
"But would you eat one?"
"..I.. I don't know, ma'am..?"
"When Ridder was still very little he also loved flowers. He always got so excited by them. Then one day we lost sight of him for a moment.. I found him stuffing himself with daises, despite their bitter taste. If it wasn't for the court's capable doctors the poison would have surely killed Ridder that day."
"Th.. Ma'am, that's terrible, ma'am.."
"It definitely was, my dear. So just remember that even if something may look so good, it might not be what you wanted it to be when you finally get it."

Take note that the woman before you is both a soldier and a lady. Emulate her ways. Just... not too much. Be yourself while retaining what you think is the best part of lady-like manners.

>>125827
Could someone in this base for once listen when they get good advice? Because what she is giving you is very good advice. Ridder is still quite immature in the ways he look at the world. If you try to fit into his mold it will just end up hurting both of you worse.

>>125827

The solution is simple: go on a date with Ridder. Get to know him.

>>125827
Iesgip, he also stuffed his face full of daisies. He can't be all that grand.

On the other thand, to help you along-- you did just admit to liking flowers because they're pretty and smell nice. There's a woman in there somewhere.

>>125827
...She is wise.
It's not what any of us want to hear but she is wise.
Trying to win him over would not end happily now.
He does not want romance, and perhaps he is right.
Perhaps this is not the time for romance.
Just... be his friend. Get to know him better.
Don't force it like Sticks did.

>>125827
"Still, one does cannot know till one looks closer ehh? And besides that... many flowers are edible... one just has to get to know which ones."

>>125827

Hm. Well... she does have a point. But doesn't everyone want to improve themselves? Think on your desires for a moment. If it weren't for Ridder, would you consider learning what you're asking for in any case?

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)17:45 No. 125854 ID: c16184
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No, sir.. If it wasn't for Ridder I wouldn't be interested in being lady-like. Sir.
So.. Sir, you are right, sir. Maybe it's best to just be his friend, sir.

"Th-then.. Ma'am, then I will just be his friend, ma'am.. a-atleast until I know him better..?"

She stops her exercise and joins me on the beds.

"That sounds like a good plan. That feeling, that big hole you described, it is a feeling that will come up many times, and not all of those times it will be filled. It is something you will learn to live with, dearie. How old are you?"
"I'm turning three soon, ma'am."
"..Yes, you still have quite a few years to learn.
"Thank you, ma'am."

And, sir, thank you, sir.

>>125854
Casually add in that Kobolds age faster than normal beings. Your three might be a Leferran's 25.

You're welcome, ma'am.

Be sure to at least get to know Ridder better.

>>125854
On a side note: maybe Ritari would teach you those exercises she was doing. They looked very different from the ones you were doing. Perhaps they can help you develop in ways you were not aware of.

>>125854
Good to see that you understand. Still it never hurts to learn to dance and learn more about life in Northern Piecavole. Knowledge is a wonderful tool that can used in a myriad of ways and dancing will train you to be lithe on your feet, train endurance and motor skill among other things.

>>125854
Well then... I suppose you can relax somewhat... not too much stress. Just get close to him to know him for who he is... not what he is. Much smarter to work your way in to understanding than to seize his heart and hope the rest of him follows.

Besides, like we said earlier, Ridder still has some maturing to do himself, has enough on his plate just trying to command this place without being in a serious relationship for now. His attempt at being with Sticks nearly cracked him up from the stress for a while.

(However, note that you can probably only expect to live to see 50 at most anyhow. All the other races are so long lived...)

..Ask how old leferrans age and live

while casually avoiding asking how old ritari is.

Iesgip, you are buff and adorable at the same time. I am not sure that's allowed.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)18:27 No. 125884 ID: c16184
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"Ma'am, does your and Ridder's kind age differently?"
"That's right. We only get our coming of age ceremony at five times your age, and then most of us aren't even really mature yet. I have lived for fourtyseven years."
"Ohh.. I hope I will live that long, ma'am."
"Just take good care of yourself, dear. You never know how far life will take you. Now why don't you go tell Ridder about your plan to drop out of the competition?"

>>125884
Wait what?

>>125884
Ugh, cover up them boobies, Reaver.

>>125885
Fifteen.
Leferrans age at normal human rate.

Looks like Iegsip is 15 in kobbo years

>>125889

DON'T YOU DARE.

>>125885
Kobolds don't live very long.

Has anyone stopped to consider that this might be a trick orchestrated by Sticks to make us drop out of the competition?

>>125896
Ritari wouldn't go along with that.

>>125889
this

>>125896
It seems more like Ritari is just trying to cool down the romance for now so her son can get a little peace for a moment.

Ridder has already rebuffed Sticks' recent romantic advances so... for no it is probably better to be his friend before trying to be his lover (because lets be honest.. he easily gains a lot of loyal followers, but he seems like a fellow who has never had many friends.)

Iesgip: Approach Ridder and announce you would like to be friends.

Remember to flex those muscles while you say it.

>>125884
Go see Ridder and tell him you're dropping out of the running and want to be close friends with him.
ridder suck muschio's dick

Yeah...
I think that would be the nicest thing you could do for Ridder right now.
Maybe ask if he wants to play some cards or something too?
I dunno. He needs to relax though, man. Damn.

(...And for what its worth I'm still rooting for you)

Ridder: Initiate Oral Sex with Muschio.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)19:24 No. 125919 ID: c16184
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Yes, sir. I head up to Ridder's bedroom.

"Sir?"

Looks like he's sleeping...

...sniff Ridder's hair, then quietly leave.

>>125919
I think he is asleep... wouldn't want to wake him.

>>125920

Wait, even better: look under portrait, acquire panties.

You can say that you will accept being a friend and not cause him trouble fighting over or forcing yourself on him. Also if anything is to happen between you that it would be if he wants it.
This way Ridder would know that you haven't lost interest but instead respects him enough to not fight over him or pressure him.

>>125919

Maybe we should tell him later.

>>125919
Poor Ridder's been so exhausted lately. Maybe we should do something nice for him. Y'know, as a friend. Take the load off a bit.

>>Take the load off a bit.

*snicker*

Look for the kobold potion.
Pour it down his throat as he sleeps.
PROFIT.

:3c

>>125934
I thought the kobold potion was destroyed by the wand's explosion?

>>125924
This seems like the best way to handle it when he wakes up... but for now.. if he is asleep.. let him sleep.

(and non of this other funny business everyone else is suggesting)

Climb in bed with him and spoon.

>>125939
>>125934
Don't invade his privacy. Show Ridder that you're both useful and mature.

IEGSIP SPECIAL SNEAKING MISSION
GET INTO RIDDER'S BED AND CUDDLE. DO NOT WAKE TARGET. NO HANKYPANKY EITHER.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)19:54 No. 125947 ID: c16184
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S-sir, yes, sir, I won't do anything weird to him, sir. I'll let him sleep, sir. ..I'll just have a closer look, sir.

He does not look very strong and just when sleeping.. Just real worried, sir.
Sir, I think I will be able to just be his friend, sir. Maybe.. Maybe we'll care more for each other this way, sir.

>>125947
See his hair?

Smell it.

Give him a little peck on the cheek or forehead or something, but don't wake him.

Also if you think you're good enough to do so without waking him, acquire ancient elven panties from behind ancient elven painting and place them on Ridder's head.

Don't be disrespectful to do anything to risk disturbing him. He needs the rest.

>>125947
Erh.. just let him rest.. as you can see he is mortal like every other man.

You do not need to be apprehensive of him... merely be a friends, and if something develops beyond that... well... this voice is gives his blessing.

New mission objective: acquire panties behind painting. Wear said panties.

Kiss hiiiiiiim.

Iesgip 2010/02/05(Fri)20:13 No. 125973 ID: c16184
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Yes, sir. I give him a tiny kiss real carefully.

"(S-sir, m-maybe we will be a couple one day, but.. now I just want to be good friends. Sir."

He continues to sleep peacefully.

Well that was a short pause.

Just remember you can be his bro and right hand man and be as closer than if you've been married(or similar relationship). Sure marriage means you get physical affection, but thats something that you can live without allot easier than having good close friends that you can trust your life on and Vice-versa.

>>125977
or WAS IT?

>>125978
But she wants some wang.

>>125999
But does she need Ridder Wang? There's a whole world full of Wang out there.

>>126001
How can you even say that like any wang could replace Ridder's in her heart.

>>126002
Wait, are you implying that Iesgip is storing Ridders wang in her heart? That doesn't sound like a very good situation for either of them.

Ridder's wang transcends all dimensions all thoughts, all forms of existence, it's every where, yet nowhere.

>>126013
There's a little bit of Ridder's wang in us all.

>>125999
Well Petal has a device for battling those urges. And we happen to know where it was. She might have moved it.

Iesgip, go to Petal and ask for a masturbatory aid.

>>126170
No, even better. Get Petal and Grek to combine their technical knowledge with Nakraska's craftsboldship to make the most powerful masturbatory aid ever created.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)11:54 No. 126331 ID: c16184
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"Weh eghta treh a 'igher pres're."
"Oh yes, that worked absolute marvels on the last test."
"Yeh get a bett'r edea, sey 't!"
"I'm too tired to think. Let's save this for tomorrow."
"Ye neh gen' wesh 'p?"
"Later. I want to rest for a bit. ...Hey, someone left one of the rings here."
"Eh, jes' pet 't 'n th'table. Ridd'r's 'sleep now."

Hey Petal. What's up.

>>126331
What were you doing with a male fertility charm?

Having marriage troubles with the wife?

>>126331
We can still talk while he's asleep. Weird, huh?

>>126331
Heya sweetcheeks!
Yeah, we're still goin' even when he's asleep. Weird eh?

>>126331
Ohhh, you know what you can use it for now. Peek into his dreams. They're not very interesting though, mostly abandonment issues and beating himself up because he's not perfect.

A more interesting question. How did you end up with Grek? She never stuck me like one who is interested in physical activites.

>>126339
Stop copying me!

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)12:29 No. 126369 ID: c16184
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Hey there, voices.
Me and Grek do fit together real well, actually. She has the energy and drive, and I have the wisdom and rational, or so I'd like to think.
She comes up with things, I read them from books. Usually our combined efforts make the greatest advances... But sometimes, we both get a little stubborn. For example, right now she wants to try something that I already know won't work.
But it's fine. We're good friends.

>>126369
I have to ask, what is it?

If ya go along with it she might be more inclined to listen to you next time.

More importantly does it explode, produce bacon, or remove clothes.

>>126369
Well experimentation is a central part of the scientific process. Taking notes is also a big part of that, if you show her the notes that prove your point she might be willing to revise her opinion or atleast take greater precautions. Working with high pressure stuff can be quite dangerous.

Also, how good friends are you? Because there has been some speculation in here on wheter you're as close to her as say Black Fang and Nekraska are to each other.

>>126369
Just friends, huh? Oh well. It seems that you and Grek are the only girls we've met recently that had little interest in Ridder. What's up with that? Grek won't talk to us about her personal life, so we've got no idea as far as she's concerned. What's your story on that front?

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)13:01 No. 126401 ID: c16184
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Pff, I've seen enough men in Wonderseed for a lifetime. Ridder's hot, but I'm certainly not looking for my knight in shining armor.
Grek, however.. She told me an interesting story. Just keep it between us, alright?
There was this boy in the caravan she travelled with. Lots of flirting and all, but no action because, well, she's a gob, he's an ape. So when finally the time came around for Grek to head back to her own place, they made this little promise to meet again. I don't know what she expects from it, but she's not gonna let any other man into her heart.
Not intentionally anyway.

So women are free game for her then? What about you, any interesting history?

>>126401
Hmmm that's interesting. By ape do you mean human or actual ape?

And you know there are men who are different from the ones in the forest. You got a long life ahead of you so ruling things out isn't the smartest thing.

Btw, you should probably go and check out Greks experiment. Just to make sure she doesn't do anything to dangerous.

>>126401
So what's the thing that Grek's trying to make? We might have some insight into the matter.

>>126401
so... why are you so secretive about having a dildo in your closet...?

But on a more proper note:
So Grek's being all pissy to Black Fang cause she's trying to sheild herself?

Oh yes, about the dildo in your underwear drawer: Don't worry about it. Ridder didn't really understand when we tried to explain.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)14:04 No. 126457 ID: c16184
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Could be, could be.

"Hey Petal."

Oh, it's one of the kobolds.

"Good afternoon, Nakraska."
"Can we talk for a bit? I got to know some girlstuff."

..uh..

DO IT.

Nakraska is an upstanding man.

You should indulge him, might learn something interesting.

>>126457
What kind of "girl things"?

>>126461
He said girl STUFF.

>>126457
You never did reveal if Greks big love was human. Come on, still my curiousity.

And tell him to go ahead. He probably just wants to find out how to get together with Iesgip, or atleast get her to notice him.

>>126457
Go on, find out what he wants.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)14:21 No. 126470 ID: c16184
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Oh, how very wonderful. Sextalk with a kobold. This won't be awkward at all. Hopefully I'll get to tell him about placentas and eggstrings!

"Sure, have a seat."

I scoot over.
Nakraska sits down on the edge of the couch.

"What do you want to know?"
"How can you tell if a girl's preggo? ..Before their belly gets all big, I mean."

>>126470
Violent mood swings, nausea, period stopping, craving for odd foodstuffs. I think those should be the most common ones. There are probably a few that I'm forgetting.

>>126470
Depends... they should stop their regular bleeding, and depending how sensitive your nose is (some races can tell some can't) they should smell somewhat different.

Also... their sex drive and emotional state may alter as well as their eating habits.

>>126470
Don't you know this stuff anyway? Ask him why he's asking, anyway.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)14:39 No. 126494 ID: c16184
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Of course I know these things, it's just oh so comfortable talking about it with a miniature dragon.

"Easiest to notice is that you stop bleeding."
"..Oh.."
"..Why?"
"It's p' embarrassing.."

Guess he doesn't want to talk about it. Oh well.

Grab his crotch.

Just do it.

>>126494
This isn't just a sudden random interest in biology is it Nakkers, come now you can tell us... we are all friends here.

>>126494
Reassure him that Black Fang can't get pregnant.

You could always hand the ring over to him. We could get to the bottom of this.

Or, grab his crotch. You know you want to.

>>126494
Ask him who he's fucked besides Terva.

>>126494
Prod him a bit. This seems like one of those things he migh feel a bit better with if he has someone to share them with. And sometimes it's easier to share with someone you don't really know.

That and this sounds really intersting. As far as we know there is no chance that he could have knocked someone up. The only two here that could possibly be pregnant should be Sticks and the Gnoll. And nobody has been near enough the Gnoll and she hasn't been here long enough to notice if she was preggers when she got here.

>>126494
I think maybe Nakraska might not be male.

Tell him you know some people that might be easier to talk to. Hold up the ring, as lovely as it is talking with you, he might need some... advice.

>>126513
This is true. I told him a while back that if there was ever anything we could do for him, we would do our best. Would you mind offering us to him?

Ask it if it is male or female.

>>126494
well, one way to get a clue, in the context of helping would be.. ask what Race the pregnant person is.. after all, different races have different signs, right?

>>126494

Just tell him to spit it out.

>>126494
... um...
Way to phrase that oddly to a guy who may not know about the menstrual cycle... maybe he does... I dunno...

Say that the ring can help...
We dig dirt

Suddenly I am intrigued.

...who did Nakraska knock up?

>>126553

Nakraska thinks he's pregnant because he and Black Fang fooled around.

That, or he thinks Black Fang is pregnant.

[spoiler]Or oh god they tried something with Geppa Oh fuck what do we doooooooooooo.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)16:28 No. 126582 ID: c16184
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If you insist..

"Come on, Nakraska. I'm sure you will feel better if you tell someone. We might even work out a misunderstanding."
"Yeah.. I guess I can trust you. You're p' cool. Me 'n Terva, we.. uh.. we took a bath together."
"..Okay.."

Let's head him off at the pass:

"No, Nakraska, males cannot get pregnant."

>>126582
and...

Wait. Petal, pass him the ring. This is a bit personal.

Wait.

No.

He doesn't know Black Fang is male?

>>126595
Do we even know if black fang is really male?

>>126594
Do this. We can find out a lot more if we can get the info directly.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)16:44 No. 126600 ID: c16184
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"..and..?"
"Huh? Well, w-we kissed too, but.."
"Nakraska, males can't get pregnant."
"..Uhh..?"

In the name of all things fair, I don't really have to give this guy The Talk, do I. I do, don't I.

>>126600
You could give him the ring. We'll take the load off of your hands.

uhhh..

>>126600
They are both guys right?... I mean are you sure?

>>126600
Give him the ring. We'll guide his cock.

>>126600
Well, uh... we certainly can't be trusted to do it...
I mean we COULD but... I just know some kind of ridiculous shenanigans would happen.

Show him the goods.

"I can, however."

>>126600

Well, you could give him the hands-on approach instead.

>>126600
Looks like you're going to have to do it. Not everyone grows up in a culture where you have ritual orgies. Still, it's a bit odd he didn't know things beforehand.

Petal, take us out of your mouth. You don't know where we've been.

>>126610
aww but tis such a pretty mouth...

He's a kobold. He's probably like, two years old.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)16:59 No. 126613 ID: c16184
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Oh, right, you can do everything yourself.

I hold the ring out to him

"Here, why don't you let the voices be your guide."
"..Oh! You got the ring. Man, this is p' embarrassing. Uh. Just forget 'bout it, a'ight? Thanks anyway."

Pass him the ring and we'll give him the talk so you don't have to.

I think it's really cute and sexy the way you hold the ring in your mouth.

>>126613
Crap! Press the issue! Don't let him escape! The voices are curious now!

If you can't get any info out of him, give us to Terva.

Can you toss us onto one of his horns? All we need is tactile interaction.

>>126613
Tell him to get back there. Tell him of your upbringing. I mean come on, you grew up in a civilization with very few sexual inhibitions.

If there is anyone here that he should be able to be open about this stuff with it's you. And you really should help him out here. I mean you have heard the way we are. Would you really trust us to give good advice to a poor sexually confused kobold that haven't had the "talk"?

>>126613
Hey no sweat... if he doesn't want the ring I am more than happy to sit here and talk to beautiful elven lady.

Tell him he brought it up, so he obviously needs advice, and we're the ones to talk to if it's too embarrassing to ask you.

Tell him he can trust us with a secret. We saw him in the bath and didn't tell you, did we?

>>126613
Hey now. The ring is the only reason this occurred in the first place. It's only right we allay his fears.

>>126627
Ummm, actually I think we did. Or atleast dropped some pretty heavy hints. Trusting us to keep a secret is like the worst idea ever.

Keep the ring. I'd rather talk to you, anyway.

>>126636

Well, yeah, we've tried to tell everyone, but it hasn't really registered with anyone.

>>126494
"Easiest to notice is that you stop bleeding."
"..Oh.."

NAKKERS IS A GIRL DRAGONBOLD. SHE'S GOT NO TITS BECAUSE LIZARDS DON'T HAVE THEM

>>126650
...

fffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

sense is made.

>>126613
erm... just say that Terva was wearing us when they were 'fooling around'...
And that we know about the crack in the mermaid if he don't believe us.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)17:23 No. 126656 ID: c16184
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Hey, that's fine with me.

"Listen, we all know about it now, so you might as well spill the beans and we get this over with."
"H-hey man, not cool."
"You're the one who's asking for help, man."
"..."
"So what will it be?"
"..I was supposed to have my menstrual cycle today but it ain't comin'!"

..What..

Accidentally swallow the ring in surprise.

Also, WAT.

>>126656
Looks like Nekraska needs to move to the girls' dorm.

>>126656
Well, I kinda suspected that.

So you are a woman. And you think you might be pregnant with Black Fang's baby.

You know, stress can delay a period.

>>126656
...Oh.
Well.
I guess that makes sense.
Huh.

>>126656
Well that explains stuff. Not really alot, but a bit. You would think someone else would have noticed the girly parts earlier. Ask her why she hid this fact?

Also inform the poor girl that there are potions one can take that will help if they're taken a few days after the act as well as the fact that menstrual cycles aren't always on time. They can get a bit out of synch at times.

>>126656

Woah woah woah, back up.

You mean to tell me you's a WOMAN?

Dragonbolds: the ultimate reverse traps

Wait. So BlackFang knows this now? Or had BlackFang ever saw a girl naked before?

>>126656
WHATATWEEST

Even if Black Fang had never seen a girl before, I think he's get an inkling that he wasn't a guy when there was a lack of a penis between his legs

>>126684
Maybe Nakkers has the biggest clit ever.

>>126685
...Thanks, we really needed to hear that.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)17:42 No. 126694 ID: c16184
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WOAH INDEED!

"You mean you're a woman?!"
"H-hey, keep it down, man!"
"But.. Why are you hiding it?"
"M-man, l-look at me. I ain't gonna fit in with you and the girls. No offense, but I jus' wanna be one of the bro'ers."
"I'll be damned.. So Black Fa- I mean, uh, Terva, he knows?"
"N-no, and I rather he doesn't find out."

Great, now I can't stop staring at your tits.

Coathanger.

>>126694
How can he "not know"? He fucked you, for crying out loud - in the girly door!

>>126699
fuck. yeah. Mang, nakkers, put a shirt on :\

How does he not know? I mean, we saw what was going to happen, are you really that stealthy?

>>126694
Tell him not to worry, we won't tell.
RIGHT GUYS? >:C

But.. uh... how does Terva NOT know?

Fredrick!FaGGoTTciw 2010/02/06(Sat)17:46 No. 126709 ID: badf27
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--well.

that's

interesting


:c

Y'know Petal is starting to look a lot like Habanero-tan.

WAAAAAAAIT wait wait wait wait

If --
If Nakraska's a girl
How does Black Fang not know?

There's no way he could've gotten her pregnant without knowing.
Unless they were like... you know...

...ask him exactly what happened at the bath.

>>126694
Ummm, how does one miss that if there is any chance at pregnancy? I think you're going to have to verify how much poor Nakkers knows about reproduction. Just kissing or a blowjob isn't enough, unless kobolds are very different.

And the dude looks only slightly less feminine than Iesgip. She would probably fit in at the female dorm. She could be keeping it a secret just to stay close to Black Fang though.

So, we have Iesgip, the manly female kobold, and we have Nakraska... the manly female kobold.

The creativity astounds me.

>>126701
>>126712
I'll bet that Black fang doesn't know because Nakraska is a dragonbold and thus has a cloaca, he probably thinks it was just how kobold anuses look. And he overlooked the lack of penis because he was too focused on dat ass

>>126694

>spittake.jpg

WHAT.

holy fuck, can you even IMAGINE what a kobold/gnoll hybrid would look like?!

>>126720
Probably like something from the Metal Glen.

Petal, listen very carefully:

You must examine Nakraska's groin region very carefully. We must find out if he has any *ahem* "angle on his dangle."

Have Nakkers prove that he's not a he. Also ask him how old he is.
You should also ask him if he's ever had a menstrual cycle, or if this was supposed to be his first.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)17:55 No. 126733 ID: c16184
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"Wait, how does he not know? You fucked, right?"
"Wh- What?! No! Terva ain't a homo!"
"What..? Then why are you worried about being pregnant?!"
"W- Because we were in the bath together, man!"
"Yeah? And..?"
"A-at the same time.."
"..."
"..."

...Oh, you've got to be kidding me...

Suggestion 2010/02/06(Sat)17:56 No. 126737 ID: 5774c9
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>>126733
Oh those Kobolds!

>>126733
Ok. You're going need to have the talk with her. Honestly her parents should have taken care of this a few months ago. Damn irresposible kobold parents that send out their young ones into the world without basic knowledge.

>>126733
Yep, time to teach her how pregnancy works. The Birds and the Bees. Or give the ring to her so we can explain it... but you know with us that wouldn't end well.

>>126733

Petal: Facepalm

That is frankly astronomically unlikely, but you know that don't you?

What, she reproduces like fishes? Deposit semen on water, it swims in?

>>126733
"Nakker's how old are you?"

>>126733
Oh for fuck's sake.
This poor kid really needs The Talk. BAD.

How can you blame her? She's a bold aint she? She's too innocent to know.

>>126733
Uh huh. What a tweest.

Okay, so we need to cover the birds and the bees.

"The bee stings the bird and the bird DIES"

Fredrick!FaGGoTTciw 2010/02/06(Sat)18:02 No. 126753 ID: badf27
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>>126751
What. A. Tweest.

>>126733

Hahaha... awwwww

First, tell her that it's best to wait a few days before claiming you're preggers. As far as my understanding goes (There is very little of it) it can move around a little. Give it a little wiggle room, wait for a day or two.

Second Nakkers that is not how baby is made.

Well... the only way to confirm a pregnancy 100% is to get an ultrasound scan. Which is not available. So feeling fetal movement in 20 weeks would do.

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)18:14 No. 126767 ID: c16184
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..Euuughh..

"Okay, listen, Nakraska. A baby is made when a man releases his semen int--"
"Oh, I know of that way of babymaking. I got twelve kids in the village."
"..Wh... Then why did you think getting in the bath with a guy would make you pregnant?"
"D.. Didn't your mom ever tell you'd get preggo if you go swimming with a guy, bathing with a guy, or go into the water when the fish are spawning..?"
"...Nnghh... Nakraska, that's all not true."
"..Oh.."

>>126764
You are forgetting about MAGIC!

>>126767

This is all terribly confusing ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL NARASKA WE CANNOT TELL, OKAY? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.

Twelve kids? Seriously? What are their names?

>>126767
Its a vagina not a clown car, Nakkers.

Wait, who's taking care of her kids?

>>126767
┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌ Haters gonna hate, Nakkers gonna mate

Uhm. This is a dragon. We don't know how thier reproductive anatomy works.

Considering that her species also produces what appear to be mammals, who knows how the fuck thier reproductive anatomy works?

Also, is one named Babrakus?

Man, Kobolds are weird. I need some elf tits to cheer me up.

>>126778
Second.

And hell, Petal, do you know about kobolds? Maybe they work that way. Advise her on waiting a few days before thinking she's preggers, sometimes it's just late.

Petal, strip, now.

Tell Nakkers that she could get a sex change potion.

>>126767
Right then.

Petal, are you feeling as much like a strong drink after this as I am?

tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/119941.html#12100
How do you explain this, then?

Petal 2010/02/06(Sat)18:33 No. 126789 ID: c16184
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"..Wow.."
"..."
"What're your kids' names?"
"Namskel, Babrakus, Loter, Memkane, Lokuzze, Rekoka, Hervakus, Mekanaka, Horsekus, Little Nam-Nam, Kelert and Hevankel."
"..Who's taking care of them?"
"They're all adults already, man."
"...How old are you, Nakraska?"
"T-ten years.."
"Wow.."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..I.. I'm sorry for reacting like this. Just not.. Not what I expected."
"Just don't tell anyone, a'ight? I just wanna chill with the dudes."
"Yeah.. Yeah, that's fine. Don't worry."
"..Well, thank you."
"Sure, sure, no problem."

.. Yep.. A strong, strong drink and a hard cuddle with Grek sound great right now.