>>125274

"New rule: Never buy anything from gypsies."

>>125277
Without group consensus?

>>125283
At all!

so ridder is stuck as a bold/halflingcat foreva?

ℜidder 2010/02/04(Thu)15:45 No. 125296 ID: c16184
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It is indeed a sad thing that so much money and potential power has been wasted on this. No lives have been lost, but perhaps the money may have saved them in the future.

Now, there is nothing left to do but reverse everything.

"Everyone, avert your eyes."

>>125297
==>

in b4 now Ridder is invisible and everyone else can be seen.

>>125305
Inb4 breaking the wand does nothing and is now useless

I can't tell if that's supposed to be a pause screen. Guh.

In b4 everyone not presently gathered there is not un-invisible.

What?

>>125307

DON'T SAY THAT

ℜidder 2010/02/04(Thu)15:58 No. 125314 ID: c16184
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The flash was brighter than anything I had witnessed. It's light penetrated my eyelids, even with my head turned away.
The magical implosion that followed had enough force to suck the magic out of my system and turn me back to normal.
Sticks was not so lucky.
Perhaps the magic had embedded itself in her being already. I don't know.

Perhaps it would have made a difference if I had done things differently. Perhaps it wouldn't have.

I'm sorry, Sticks.

Dear lord /quest/ is dicking over Ridder hard. He doesn't deserve you. So much wasted and ruined.

>>125314
...Wait, what?

w-what?
what do you mean?!
?!

>>125314
Is Sticks still fat, sassy, and a cat?

>>125314
Ridder, don't be ambiguous! WHAT HAPPEN!?

WHAT HAPPENED, OH GOD

...what happened to Sticks.

>>125314
good
she was being a cunt

Uuhhhh...!! Wwhats goin on here??

I wonder what we're going to do with the kobold potion then?

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2010/02/04(Thu)16:08 No. 125330 ID: 12c434
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>>125314
Sticks exploded? It all makes sense now. Sticks was a...

BOOMER!!!

>>125314
Sticks is still a cat, then.

K

ℜidder 2010/02/04(Thu)16:09 No. 125332 ID: c16184
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I don't know what exactly happened to her. After my eyes adjusted and I saw the scene.. I escaped here.

And Stick was... SKULLKING

>>125332
pillow fort?

did she explode?

>>125332
Well what is wrong with her? Stop being so melodramatic and spit it out; it'll help you deal with it.

>>125332
Did you remember to make a "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign?

Calm down. Stop talking in riddles. Focus.

What did you see, EXACTLY?
Where's "here"?
What do you remember?

>>125332
Well stop hiding, you coward, and go back out there.

>>125332
What did Sticks look like?

Scene?

And where is here?

>>125332
Here being... where? Also, describe the scene you're referring to.

>>125332
WHAT SCENE? SPEAK CLEARLY, DAMN YOU! WHAT SCENE!

Please tell us you listened to our advice and are now hiding in your pillow fort.

Lawyer Dog 2010/02/04(Thu)16:16 No. 125346 ID: 8ce2bf
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>>125339

>>125332
What the hell man, you hiding in a closet? Get out, man up, and deal with it.

>>125314
Wait WHAT?
WHAT?!
DON'T BE SO AMBIGUOUS TELL US WHAT HAPPENED OH GOD

where are you anyway

Did... did she get sexy? Oh please let her have transformed into something sexier.

>Reaver I swear to god if you pulled a Tislomer on us I'm gonna be so pissed >:C

Reaver, if this is a BAD END, I swear...

ℜidder 2010/02/04(Thu)16:31 No. 125365 ID: c16184
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Here? This is my cushionfort, of course.

"Ridder, will you please stop moping? I told you I rrreeeeaaally don't mind being a cat! It's okay that I didn't change too."

>>125365
Ahahahahahahahahaha. Smile, boy.

>>125365

Ahahaha, oh you magnificent bastard.

Ridder you worry way to much.

>>125365
... why were you moping!?

That makes no sense. If she wants to be a cat, let her...
Why the moping!? did YOU wanna be a cat?

"Actually, I was hoping it would make you slightly less fat."

>>125365
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
*sigh*
Ok, fine. It's all good, nothing to worry about. Right? Right.

>REAVER I WANT TO RING YOUR GODDAMN NECK
>WITH RAGE AND LOVE AND RAGE

You didn't even expect her to change back. Why would this depress you? You should be happy that you, at least, were turned back to normal. The way you talked about it made it sound like the wand killed her.

We care about your allies, too. Try and think more clearly. If we don't understand things, we might start worrying over nothing.

I love this quest :3

>>125365
You call that a cushion fort? That's an embarrassment to cushion forts everywhere.

ah lay off him hes new at this!!

ah lay off him hes new at this!!

That cushion fort should be made out of cushions, or if that won't work at least use something to hold up the sheet.

>>125378

Hey, the poor guy hasn't done anything fun in years. Cut him some slack.

Poke her in the stomach and say "Got you!"

>>125365

I AM...

THE DARK RIDDER.

You are a dick don't pour butter on Sticks and yell "BUTTERFACE BUTTERFACE STICKS IS A BUTTERFACE" that is awful why were you even thinking that she is a CAT, Ridder, and she is your love interest she does everything to you and you respond by POURING BUTTER ON HER?

>>125365
Maybe the other potion is still good? Sticks could be a mouse instead of a kitty.

It occurs to me that you have had sex with two girls, and have found neither of them physically attractive.

>>125396

Good job to him for keeping it up, I guess?

>>125396
AND both of them used you for their own means!

>>125396
He finds Sticks attractive physically. It's the emotional and ideological thing that's the problem.

>>125401
Didn't he say he didn't find her attractive at some point?

The thought occurs that maybe he is moping because when the dust settled, he was back to normal.

Wearing nothing but those tiny little scraps of cloth.

In front of at least two people.

ℜidder 2010/02/04(Thu)16:57 No. 125407 ID: c16184
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"It may have been your only chance, Sticks.. I just.. I hoped I could have done more for you, even if it was unexpected."
"Awww, Ridder.. Let me tell you a secret. When I was still a halfling whenever I didn't get enough exercise I would get all chubby, but now as a catperson it's hardly noticeable through all my fur. Take that, halfling side!"
She winks happily.

>>125407
Don't tell her otherwise.
It's nice to dream.

>>125407
"...Sticks, it's actually rather noticable."

Tell her this voices in your head thought she might be pregnant.

>>125407
Ehh, you can kinda tell she's been putting on weight but looks a lot better than she would if she didn't have fur.

"Oh, you mean that's the case now? Alright, maybe I can send you out more now that our active threats are neutralized."

>>125407
"hardly noticeable?" I think we need to find some missions for her to go on or some people to spy on or something... girl got metabolism issues.

(By the way Ridder... I wouldn't say any of that out loud, unless you plan to pass it off as a joke.)

>>125407
Do NOT correct her. You will regret it.

Let's not correct her. It's true though, it's far less noticeable than it would be sans fur.

But yes. Best not to go further on the weight issue. That would be... indelicate.

Smile and nod, friend. Smile and nod.

Fur doesn't hide extra chins! Or belly rolls!

OR

YOUR

FAT

FACE

try not to say anything

>>125407
All the same, staying in good shape is important for ones health. Aren't we supposed to have everyone on self defense training?

>>125407
... just turn your head and talk about something else...

Change subject, don't hurt her.

>>125407
Keep your cool, Ridder, she's just teasing you. Also, put your hand on her belly.
If it feels firm under the fur, well... congratulations dad, here's your cigar!

>>125407
She has her arms up and belly exposed.
You know what you must do.
It involves tickling.

ℜidder 2010/02/04(Thu)17:22 No. 125434 ID: c16184
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..Yes.
I quickly change the topic.

"So tell me, why did you turn everyone invisible?"
"Wwweeeelll.... When you woke up this afternoon you seemed so tired of everything and I wasn't able to make you feel better.. so I thought that maybe you'd like to have the whole base to yourself, have some peace. Of course I can't just kick everyone out, soooo... ..but I guess I should've listened to that Madam Mystique woman's instructions, huh?"

>>125434
"Yes, you should have. Get out of the fort, you're fired."

*facepalm*

Oh Sticks, you and your wacky antics.

>>125434
You could fit an entire pizza in that gap...

"Sticks, I care about the well being of all the people under my command, and I have to be brutally honest...

...your weight gain has me concerned."

>>125434
"Yes, you should have. I hope you have learned a very important lesson about responsibility."
"Now please stop messing up my cushion fort. You can stay but you have to stop pulling the roof."

"Sticks.. just remember... beware of gypsies bearing gifts... and always get the instructions."

>>125434
Bored cathalflings are clearly bad.
Find something to do.
...That doesn't involve the inside of your pants.

Thoughtful but badly planned. Hey its like everything we do around here.

>>125439
That's probably how she got fat so quickly in the first place.

I wonder, did little Ridder ever used to make cushion forts with Muschio?

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"Yes, you do. That was some bad planning. ..But.. it was very thoughtful. Thank you, Sticks."
I gently poke her in her soft chubby belly.
She giggles.
"I'm sorry~"
"I forgive you."

Why is Nakkers naked.

Building quite the little family here.

>>125455
Don't think he is. He usually goes around in pants. Haven't seen him naked below the waist (fortunately) but he's probably not 'smooth' down there.

>>125454
Guess that's that then. Sticks ain't preggers, at least. Just... plus-sized.
Congratulations, not-dad! Here's your not-cigar!

Man we should have knocked her up while we had the chance. Invisible sex with everyone watching. You could even pretend it was your mother if you liked.