Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/23(Thu)17:51 No. 11726 ID: d75539
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Right, where were we?

>>11726
On our way to ADVENTURE?

You spoke of a King before. Let's go visit him.

You were able to cuddle and kiss.

>>11726
Meshia, Check under Fluffy's pants to make sure his dong is still there.

It... might have... disappeared.

>>11726
Gather some herbs for rent, or whatever it is you do other than shag.

I was waiting for this!
>>11730
Concurred. The dong is an important piece of equipment. Can't have it running around all the time.

>>11743
You might even want to check and see if it's functioning properly.

>>11726

POSE AS A TEAM!

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/23(Thu)19:25 No. 11805 ID: d75539
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>>11730
>>11743
Why the hell not? Let's see..

FEELS like it's there..

>M-Meshia..?

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/23(Thu)19:25 No. 11807 ID: d75539
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You can feel him hardening as you reach further into his trousers and underwear.. He's all a quiver.. how delightful..

Ah.. there's his precious little pair of jewels.. Well.. maybe not that little..

>A-Ah! M-Mesh!!

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/23(Thu)19:26 No. 11809 ID: d75539
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Yup. Seems everything's in place and order down there. Aww.. look at him pouting and trying to hide himself by tucking it into his tunic.. How adorable.

>>11784
Alright, this next. Laugh maniacally over his embarrassment.

Peck atop his head, then start heading on your way to... whatever it was you were doing.

>>11809
Meshie~ Why are you so mean~

You should ensure it's firmly attached... if you know what i mean.

>>11809
Hug him, head off to find work to do.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/23(Thu)21:54 No. 11949 ID: d75539
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You chase Fluffy, aiming to only cuddle, but seems he doesn't want another groping right now.. you manage to stumble upon a familiar door.. Could this be the way out of this godforsaken featureless white void?

>>11949
Well, only one way to find out. Go on through.

Yes! Proceed! Backgrounds ahoy!

>>11959
I propose that instead we give Freis a chance to practice drawing the main characters more by telling them to dress in silly clothes.

I suggest 'Evil Sorceress Queen' and 'Elegant Ballroom Dress with dual chainsaws and artillery pack' to begin.
Doesn't really matter who gets which.

Suggestion 2009/07/24(Fri)05:51 No. 12082 ID: 1afd58
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I am posting this thing because I like the image (Fluffy<3) but I don't like the FREIS FACE.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/24(Fri)13:31 No. 12673 ID: d75539
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>>11950
>>11959
Chilly, biting winds greet you, sweeping in from the wintry outdoors. It might be warm inside, but you regret your current attire now, and try not to pay it any heed as you travel the small walkway to the cave entrance that houses your home. A pair of dwarves seem to have been waiting for you. One you recognize, Thumdurad. That beard of his would stand out from a mile away.

The other, you have no recollection of.. he seems to be frothing at the mouth.. and swaying his head in the cold air... that, or trying to headbutt it.

Thumdurad rumbles as he notices you.
>About time yeh stepped out lass, I was almost a'fearin' I was gonna have t' head back for more ale and I might've missed yeh.

>>12673
Well I'm here.

What did you want again?

>>12673
Subtle freis.

Erm, apologize for making them wait if you're into that and ask what's up.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/24(Fri)14:39 No. 12799 ID: d75539
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>>12677
>Well I'm here. What did you want again?

Thumdurad gives a sigh,
>Well, two things lass, jus' to pick up those seeds yeh'd promised yeh'd save from the fruit yeh borrowed, and another problem..

He nods towards the other dwarf, wandering about aimlessly, spitting garbled curses, and continuing to nod violently. He seems to have a chain with a bucket trailing behind him under the snow, the end of the chain reaching up under the thick cloak he wears.

>Durad-durad here seems a great deal out of sorts as of late lass, I'm a fearin' he's possessed by somethin' fierce. I wonder if yeh'd have a look at him and see if you can do anythin' to exorcise the spirit. Yeh used to be a priest, righ'?

>>12799
Do what you did with Fluffy, Meshia. Do it.

You've got a stomach full of Fluffy's demons, time to excise Duran-Duran's over there too.

>>12801
I support this course of action.

Find somewhere out of sight to do it, though.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/07/24(Fri)14:59 No. 12834 ID: 64f108
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>>12801
>>12814


>>12799
Inform him you no longer have any power of the sort and give him the seeds.

Didn't we have some minor remnant of priestly powers? We could try. Or maybe he's posessed and necromancy can help.

Lets give him the seeds and take a look.

>>12673
Fine. Serious answer. Well let's try and pump for more information to see what the chances are of him actually being possessed or just regular crazy.

Ask if he's been making any demand for materials or something, maybe he's under a fey mood.

>trying to hide himself by tucking it into his tunic.. How adorable.

OH GOD, STOP PRESSING MY BUTTONS, FREIS.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/24(Fri)16:15 No. 12919 ID: d75539
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>>12834
>>12837
>>12847
>I might not be able to exorcise him, Thumdurad, given I left my sect, but I should be able to at least check if something's possessing him.

He nods.
>Good to hear, he's been suspended from most of the mountainhome's religious orders fer now, so I figure yeh'd save me a trip inter some human settlement to tell me he's just ate a bad mushroom or somethin'.

Thankfully, you'd been schooled somewhat on dwarven culture. You ask him of what his behavior's been like, if he's been taken by a fey or fell mood lately as you hand over the bag of STRAWBERRY SEEDS.

>Nay lass, he'd have claimed a workshop a long time ago by now, and I'd 'ave heard the poor sap who got the boot complainin' about it.
>Besides, Durad-Durad's a piss-poor excuse fer a craftdwarf, nothing more'n dabbling in every possible craft we could give him. We even had to rebuild a few of the workshops when he was done with them. Eventually we just had ter send him to th' barracks. I doubt even possessed th' spirit'd be able to make anything decent with him.

The chain dragging behind him catches your eye,
>Um.. what about that-?

>Eh? Oh, the well'd frozen over, and we haven't got anyone needin' the water, so figured I'd use the chain to keep Durad-Durad from hurting anyone. Don't yeh worry lass, he'll be harmless as a kitten with me here.

>>12919
>as harmless as a kitten
>dorfs
>2cat
OH GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, MESHIA.

>>12919
Well may as well see if casting Dismiss Undead and Holy Light to see if that gets rid of anything. Tell Fluffy and Thumdurad to shield their eyes.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/24(Fri)18:15 No. 12997 ID: d75539
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Well, you should be able to sense if he's possessed by making contact with him and subsequently, his spirit.

You have Thumdurad hold Durad-Durad still as he can and touch his helmet.. (Continued.)

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/24(Fri)18:16 No. 13000 ID: d75539
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>..Oh. Hello there.

(animooted)

>>13000
"Right. So who are you, exactly?"

>>13000
Classy.

Right let's talk to the spirit.
Who are you? What are you doing in this Dwarf? Why are you so goddamn classy?

>>13000
Hello, Classy Red.

I think you should let him have the dwarf...

>>13000
Recognize XOM, god of CHAOS.

MUTATE A DONG.

WHY IS REAVER POSSESSING A DORF

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/25(Sat)21:17 No. 13876 ID: d75539
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Durad-Durad fades from view, the grinning, fox faced figure's feet lightly touching on the.. nothing. You might be having an out of body experience, or transported to a pocket dimension, but it's still bloody cold. For the moment, it's just you and him. Either he's a powerful spirit, or-

>Right. So who are you, exactly?

>Dear me, and here I thought a former priest of dear old Yog would recognize me!

Well, shit. You just might've interrupted the most unpredictable god of all while he's having fun, and he's got you by the hand. At least it seems the dwarf wasn't possessed at least, though, being a follower of Xom might be just as bad..

>What are you doing to this dwarf?

>I WAS riding him like a mechanical bull. I'd had him go beserk you see, but then that killjoy goes and gets a lucky shot and tangles up the little guy's hands with a chain! Could hardly kill anything with his arms caught up behind his back, but all the headbutting made the ride more fun!

>>13876
Could you... let him go... maybe?

Oh Xom please don't hurt me.

Okay, I'll just go back and tell the dwarf that and you and I can be on our way.

> 13876

Compliment Xom on his CLASSYSPATS.

Hope this amuses Xom, it may trick him into releasing your hand.

YO GIVE THAT BITCH A PIMP SLAP TO HIS JIVE ASS FACE AND TELL HIM HE BEST STOP STEPPIN UP ON THAT DORF'S GRILL ELSE YOU GONNA BRING THE PAIN.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/26(Sun)00:12 No. 13944 ID: d75539
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Distracting him from possible wrath with compliments might be an idea.

>Nice s-s-spats.

It doesn't feel any damn warmer, and your t-teeth are now chattering, not exactly helping your sp-speech.

>Tsk, what's the matter dearie? Cold? I could help warm you up..

...Wh-who's bright idea was it to d-dress up in this inane g-g-garb in the middle of w-w-winter?

>>13944
Totally take him up on his offer! It's totally legit!

>13944

Politely decline his gracious offer to warm you, with decorum, and grace, taking care to offer no offense.

Inquire as to whether you would be able to query as to whether or not Xom would have any desire for the Cake in your fridge.

As long as his offer to warm you up doesn't wind you up dead, burnt or otherwise injured, I'd say take what you can get.

Politely decline, but invite him in for tea. He looks to be playing the classy gentleman today. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Alternatively, accept on the condition that he'll leave the dorf be for the immediate moment. Thank him for the gift.

>>13944

...ask what he has in mind...

>Warm you up
>warm
>fire

>LET ME SET YOU ON FIRE

>>13944
Punish Fluffy later for dressing you in that inane garb in winter.

>>14301
Yes, give him a big, hard and long punishment... if you know what i mean.

>>14324
Fucking Fluffy is a punishment for /Meshia/

>>14328
Only when he's raping her face until she passes out.

She should get some magic to stop needing to breathe.

>>14332
No, regular sex hurts too, remember?

>>14522
>You remember last time. FLUFFY left you bowlegged for the rest of the day and most of the next! Just because he's a homonculus and sterile, doesn't mean you should go around shagging constantly!

Doesn't sound bad to me!

>>13944
Take him up on his offer! There's no way he'll kill you: that wouldn't be funny.
You'll probably live through whatever he has in mind. And there's a 10% chance he's being genuinely courteous just to throw you off.
Do it. You'll freeze to death otherwise.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/27(Mon)18:48 No. 15653 ID: d75539
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>>14619
>>14297
>>13948
>>13945

>Alright, f-f-fine.. w-what'd you have in mind?

Incidentally, your teeth feel a bit.. big. And there's something decidedly off about something you inexplicably feel from your hat.

>Well!! I thought maybe..

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/27(Mon)18:49 No. 15656 ID: d75539
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Xom guffaws.

A warm breeze blows over you, the smell of the sea in the air, Sunbeard's light shining ever so pleasantly on your backs.. It's certainly quite warm here! However, it likely wouldn't do to abandon Fluffy back at the mountain homes.. for.. wherever the hell you are

Durad-Durad appears in a trance, even without Xom riding his shoulders.

>>15656
Well, this is nice!
Although, could I ask you a question?
Why were you riding this dorf like a mechanical bull?

>>15665
I believe the better question is why WE weren't

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/27(Mon)21:23 No. 15822 ID: d75539
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Xom disappears and reappears, in tiny form, on the brim of your hat. The velvety, transparent sleeves and blouse of your top rather abruptly turns to water, wetting the skin of your arms and soaking the remaining fabric of your top a bit.. you really don't need this..

>Look, this is nice and all, but I really don't need to be here, and neither does the idiot follower of yours!

>Aww, but you don't like beaches?

You are quite tempted to flick him off your hat.. God or no, if it didn't likely mean your fingernails would become claws or worse.

>Can you just send be back to the mountain? You can come inside for some tea and cake if Fluffy's not eaten it all.

>Can't I have you come inside for some cake and tea? I NEVER get to have anyone over..

>>15822
Only if we can bring Fluffy and Durad-Durad as well.
And no tentacles!

Tea and cake at Xom's? FUCK YEAH, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

>>15822
If he was going to arbitrarily screw you over, he probably would have by now. Tea sounds good. Bring Fluffy along so he doesn't get lost and/or turned into a berserk killing machine again.

>>15825
>and THERE MUST BE tentacles!

fixed for you.

>>15822
Adore the tiny, mischievous Xom. :3

Offer him a ride in your cleavage if he'll get you some proper warm clothes.

>>15925
you don't need proper warm clothes on the beach, silly!

>>15822
Pull hat down to look at him.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/28(Tue)16:25 No. 16415 ID: d75539
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>>15868
>>15909

>Fine fine! Just get me off this beach and back to the mountain and I'll have some cake and tea with you!

Xom giggles. You feel a definately unwanted presence in your dripping cleavage, the fox faced god waving his cane about. Your face feels like it's on fire with the unfamiliar and awkward feeling of the furry little bastard writhing about in there. Thank the gods (save one) that dwarf is catatonic! You'd hate to be seen like this!

>Let's get going then!

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/28(Tue)16:26 No. 16419 ID: d75539
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The scenery blurs.. the cold air bites your wet skin.. you then notice how thin the air seems to be.. then you notice the scenery..

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/28(Tue)16:27 No. 16423 ID: d75539
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Some invisible force propells you from the tiny ledge you and Durad-Durad stood upon! Unfortunately, (well, for him at the least) you land with your feet squarely planted on the dwarf's back. You hang onto dear life as you ride Durad-Durad down the mountain.

Xom finds this hilarious!

You best watch yourself.

The God of Dorfs will come down and smack you for stealing his bit.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/30(Thu)14:44 No. 18120 ID: d75539
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You don't know how the hell you survived that insanity, all you do know, is you've got a face full of snow and a draft at your nether regions.

>Oh dear, what a nasty spill.. I rather hope you're both alright.

>>18120
You seem to have leveled up, Meshia.

Did we always have a tail?

>>18120
No Mesh, you can't go to Anthrocon!

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/30(Thu)14:52 No. 18138 ID: d75539
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>>16519
God of Dwarfs? There's no such thing. There's a god of strength and a god of earth though. Fairly sure there's no tales of either riding down mountains on the back of their fellow man either..

>>18122
A tail..? Oh, Yogdammit..

Current mutations we're aware of: SHARP TEETH. XOM'S TAIL.

Xom appears to have disappeared inside.

>>18138
I guess you're a foxgirl now. Whatever follow em inside.

>>18138
Any kind of priestlyness we can do to prevent too many mutations?

>I gooess yuoo're-a a fuxgurl noo
Hells yes

Suggestion 2009/07/30(Thu)15:00 No. 18149 ID: 67c611
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>>18138

At least we seem to be restricted to non-disgusting mutations. I'd say you're fine for a bit. Pissing Xom off will probably result in worse.

Plus you're still cold. So, tea.

>>Plus you're still cold.

Ask Xom for some fur to go with that tail.

Enter Xom's Cave!

Whats the worst that could happen?

>>18267
I concur!
Enter... the XOMCAVE.

>>18138
Enter Xom's Cave, if you know what I mean.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/30(Thu)19:47 No. 18539 ID: d75539
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>>18141
>>18267
>>18332
>>18351

You enter your cave home, upon opening the door, you're greeted to the smells of something deliciously sweet baking on the air and- OH GODS.

(animooted)

>>18539
CUDDLE HIM DELICIOUSLY

>>18539

Yeah, lets tap that like a legendary land.

MOLESTING TIME

Demand an explanation for these shenanigans!

>>18548
I can answer that for you. Xom.

Search him (very thoroughly) for mutations, Demand an explenation (in as polite a way as possible) for this madness. Ask whats cooking. Be the perfect houseguest.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)17:02 No. 19175 ID: d75539
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>>18144
Yog offered at least a little protection against that sort of thing just for praying to him on a regular basis. He is the god opposite to Xom after all. Unfortunately, since I don't even have a god to worship right now, I've nothing so convenient..

Potions of mutation removal are the only thing right now that'd sound even remotely plausible for helping my situation for right now, and the people capable of creating the potion aren't as common as you'd think outside of Yog worship.

>>18159
Hell no, this thing's going to be a pain in the ass enough as it is. If it's permanent, I hate to think how long it'd take to keep it clean just by itself, and fur all over? I've got enough to shave as it is thank you!

>>19175
WHY ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO MAID FLUFFY

>>19175

Well, lets try to avoid being rude. Take your earstwhile companion and find out whats cooking. Also, take of your shoes/boots. We don't want to track mud all over Xom's nice hardrock floor.

>>19175
Um...
Could you... Feel under your hat for a sec?

"Oh.

Fluffy.

Nice to see you're safe."

Can fluffy mimic Xom? Cause that would be most amusing.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)17:55 No. 19211 ID: d75539
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>>18541
>>18543
>>19176
>>19179
Unfortunately for you, seems he's beaten me to the punch..

>Nice to see you're safe Fluffy.

>Fluffy~

>>19211
SMILE MESHIA

You are loved <3

>>19211
Become PEEVED.

Attempt to thrash tail.

Tell him that its nice to see him too.

Then investigate him thuroughly to make sure he has no additional mutations.

>>19214
Thoroughly. WITH YOUR TONGUE.

>>19219
Good idea. Could have mutated to taste differently. We'll want to be sure.

>>19240
Yep. Definitely.

>>19244
The most dangerous kind, you know.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)18:53 No. 19282 ID: d75539
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>>19178
The hat seems quite normal, as far as you can tell... You feel less.. aware somehow after taking it off though.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)18:53 No. 19283 ID: d75539
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You hear Fluffy gasp excitedly. You might have hat hair, you can definately feel something sticking out up there. At least he's nice enough not to laugh about it.

>>19282
>dem titties

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)18:54 No. 19288 ID: d75539
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Whatever, let's find out where that errant god's gotten to..

>>19283
Check the sides of your head.

>>19283
Rotate your ears back to listen to what Fluffy's going on about.
We... we could always do that, right?

>>19288

Be sure to wipe our feet! And be super polite. We are houseguests after all.

No! I must have tea with Xom!
NO MESHIA, YOU ARE THE XOM!
Then Meshia was amused.

>>19288
Don't look now, Meshia, but your tail has turned transparent, too!

MESHIA KISS FLUFFY

He deserves it and this is a trying time for both of you.

>>19598
I concur. It's make out time.
Maybe some upskirts fondling.
Just roll around in the grass a bit.

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)12:37 No. 19736 ID: 67c611
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>>19283

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/08/01(Sat)18:26 No. 19968 ID: d75539
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Well, for now, before we try anything, I should give you a map of the place.. This is our home, originally constructed to be an execution chamber, though, I'm to understand it was either problems with where the dwarfs were digging or something about running out of bauxite for mechanisms threw a wrench into the works. It was nice they'd take the time to convert it to accomidate us, and even furnish the place with the items that wouldn't fetch them so much when it came to trading. Even if our things are only temporary, it's nice not having to have had to work and sleep in the dirt for several months.

Room 1 is our kitchen, room 2 is the living and dining room, 3 is Fluffy's room and 4 is mine, each with our own personal lavatories. Any questions?

>>19968
Why does fluffy have the double bed and not you?

Also why don't you two share a bed <3

>>19970
I think you may have awnsered your own question.

>>19971
...No :<

Well? What are we waiting for? Have fluffy put on some tea and lets go join our guest.

>>19968
invite Xom in for that Tea. offer him some milk in his tea, then blush and apologise, claiming you're all out.

>>19984
Don't think I don't see what you did there.

Freis 2009/08/02(Sun)20:39 No. 21388 ID: d75539
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Back into the game!

>>19289
Oh.. Oh gods..

Freis 2009/08/02(Sun)20:41 No. 21391 ID: d75539
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Ugh.. I need a cotton swab.. What were you wanting me to look for anyway? My earrings? I seldom find the excuse to wear them. I hate dressing too formal.
>>19291
Yes, of course, if it wasn't for it being impossible to do that with normal, human ears.
>>19180
You're quite sure you don't want THAT to happen. I doubt even FATE would know what'd happen!
>>19598
>>19609
Must I..? I'd rather not encourage him... Or myself for that matter.. I've let my desires get the better of me before and.. nevermind..
>>19970
It's mostly because Fluffy tends to sprawl out when he's sleeping.. he wouldn't get a good night's sleep on a single mattress, I on the other hand, grew up sleeping on one. Double or above just.. seem too big.

>>21391
Well, don't just stand there.
Wipe your feet and go see Xom about his tea.
Make polite conversation and drink as little as you can get away with.

>>21391
Well, feel the top of your head then. I saw fox ears up there.

Hey, do you not have a god as your houseguest right now? Quit mucking about and serve that fox some fucking tea!

>>21391
>Must I..? I'd rather not encourage him... Or myself for that matter.. I've let my desires get the better of me before and.. nevermind..
Bah. He's your familiar or whatever. It's not like you can't demand him to cut it out if things go to shit.

>>21421
...Look at the first installment.
He's a companion, not a servant.

>>22431
Even so, girls have the 'no' right. Everyone has the 'no' right.

>>22437

No they don't

>>22437
No

>>21391
I would suggest sending Fluffy to the kitchen to make some tea and have him bring it when its done to the living/dining room when it is done with cream and sugar.

Join Xom who is assuredly in the living/dining room.

>>21391
GOD.
IN THE DINING ROOM.
WAITING FOR TEA.
DANGEROUS, UNPREDICTABLE GOD.
GET ON THAT.

Freis 2009/08/04(Tue)23:23 No. 23065 ID: d75539
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>>21413
>>22651
>>23039

Where the fuck is Xom? Should I just sit down and wait for him..?

Make fluffy go look for him, whats the worst that could happen.

>>23066

No, keep him with you! He's too cute to leave! :3

>>23065
That is what Xom expects
sit upside down in a chair it will be amusing he should show up...but then doing it would make it expected so don't do that and do something not even we would expect you to expect to be doing.

>>23070
or maybe he's already there you just aren't looking hard enough.

>>23070
so essentially, masturbate.

>>23072
No because you suggested it it is therefore now expected.

>>23074
trust me I don't not not understand Xom less than no one.

>>23074
Except that even though I said it, I don't actually expect it to happen.

See? You waited to long. God. Ok, first off set the table. Get some saucers out. Then have fluffy go make the tea. Then make pleasent conversation with Xom. He's a god, he can probably hear you just fine even if he's not in the room, and you don't want to be a bad houseguest, do you?

>>23083
But isn't Xom technically their houseguest?
Cause this is their home.
So I would imagine the word you were looking for was 'don't want to be a bad HOST'.

>>23065
Sit on the table.
Put tea on the seats.

>>23066
Aside from poor cute Fluffy getting raped by a furry?

Wait, wasn't Xom getting irate about never being able to serve anyone tea?
Just sit down and wait.

Time to fuck right there on the dinnertable.

>>23065
Probably waiting for him is a good idea. In the case that he does bother coming by, you don't want to be late. He's a bit capricious.