>>13944
Take him up on his offer! There's no way he'll kill you: that wouldn't be funny.
You'll probably live through whatever he has in mind. And there's a 10% chance he's being genuinely courteous just to throw you off.
Do it. You'll freeze to death otherwise.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/27(Mon)18:48 No. 15653 ID: d75539
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>>14619
>>14297
>>13948
>>13945

>Alright, f-f-fine.. w-what'd you have in mind?

Incidentally, your teeth feel a bit.. big. And there's something decidedly off about something you inexplicably feel from your hat.

>Well!! I thought maybe..

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/27(Mon)18:49 No. 15656 ID: d75539
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Xom guffaws.

A warm breeze blows over you, the smell of the sea in the air, Sunbeard's light shining ever so pleasantly on your backs.. It's certainly quite warm here! However, it likely wouldn't do to abandon Fluffy back at the mountain homes.. for.. wherever the hell you are

Durad-Durad appears in a trance, even without Xom riding his shoulders.

>>15656
Well, this is nice!
Although, could I ask you a question?
Why were you riding this dorf like a mechanical bull?

>>15665
I believe the better question is why WE weren't

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/27(Mon)21:23 No. 15822 ID: d75539
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Xom disappears and reappears, in tiny form, on the brim of your hat. The velvety, transparent sleeves and blouse of your top rather abruptly turns to water, wetting the skin of your arms and soaking the remaining fabric of your top a bit.. you really don't need this..

>Look, this is nice and all, but I really don't need to be here, and neither does the idiot follower of yours!

>Aww, but you don't like beaches?

You are quite tempted to flick him off your hat.. God or no, if it didn't likely mean your fingernails would become claws or worse.

>Can you just send be back to the mountain? You can come inside for some tea and cake if Fluffy's not eaten it all.

>Can't I have you come inside for some cake and tea? I NEVER get to have anyone over..

>>15822
Only if we can bring Fluffy and Durad-Durad as well.
And no tentacles!

Tea and cake at Xom's? FUCK YEAH, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

>>15822
If he was going to arbitrarily screw you over, he probably would have by now. Tea sounds good. Bring Fluffy along so he doesn't get lost and/or turned into a berserk killing machine again.

>>15825
>and THERE MUST BE tentacles!

fixed for you.

>>15822
Adore the tiny, mischievous Xom. :3

Offer him a ride in your cleavage if he'll get you some proper warm clothes.

>>15925
you don't need proper warm clothes on the beach, silly!

>>15822
Pull hat down to look at him.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/28(Tue)16:25 No. 16415 ID: d75539
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>>15868
>>15909

>Fine fine! Just get me off this beach and back to the mountain and I'll have some cake and tea with you!

Xom giggles. You feel a definately unwanted presence in your dripping cleavage, the fox faced god waving his cane about. Your face feels like it's on fire with the unfamiliar and awkward feeling of the furry little bastard writhing about in there. Thank the gods (save one) that dwarf is catatonic! You'd hate to be seen like this!

>Let's get going then!

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/28(Tue)16:26 No. 16419 ID: d75539
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The scenery blurs.. the cold air bites your wet skin.. you then notice how thin the air seems to be.. then you notice the scenery..

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/28(Tue)16:27 No. 16423 ID: d75539
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Some invisible force propells you from the tiny ledge you and Durad-Durad stood upon! Unfortunately, (well, for him at the least) you land with your feet squarely planted on the dwarf's back. You hang onto dear life as you ride Durad-Durad down the mountain.

Xom finds this hilarious!

You best watch yourself.

The God of Dorfs will come down and smack you for stealing his bit.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/30(Thu)14:44 No. 18120 ID: d75539
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You don't know how the hell you survived that insanity, all you do know, is you've got a face full of snow and a draft at your nether regions.

>Oh dear, what a nasty spill.. I rather hope you're both alright.

>>18120
You seem to have leveled up, Meshia.

Did we always have a tail?

>>18120
No Mesh, you can't go to Anthrocon!

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/30(Thu)14:52 No. 18138 ID: d75539
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>>16519
God of Dwarfs? There's no such thing. There's a god of strength and a god of earth though. Fairly sure there's no tales of either riding down mountains on the back of their fellow man either..

>>18122
A tail..? Oh, Yogdammit..

Current mutations we're aware of: SHARP TEETH. XOM'S TAIL.

Xom appears to have disappeared inside.

>>18138
I guess you're a foxgirl now. Whatever follow em inside.

>>18138
Any kind of priestlyness we can do to prevent too many mutations?

>I gooess yuoo're-a a fuxgurl noo
Hells yes

Suggestion 2009/07/30(Thu)15:00 No. 18149 ID: 67c611
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>>18138

At least we seem to be restricted to non-disgusting mutations. I'd say you're fine for a bit. Pissing Xom off will probably result in worse.

Plus you're still cold. So, tea.

>>Plus you're still cold.

Ask Xom for some fur to go with that tail.

Enter Xom's Cave!

Whats the worst that could happen?

>>18267
I concur!
Enter... the XOMCAVE.

>>18138
Enter Xom's Cave, if you know what I mean.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/30(Thu)19:47 No. 18539 ID: d75539
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>>18141
>>18267
>>18332
>>18351

You enter your cave home, upon opening the door, you're greeted to the smells of something deliciously sweet baking on the air and- OH GODS.

(animooted)

>>18539
CUDDLE HIM DELICIOUSLY

>>18539

Yeah, lets tap that like a legendary land.

MOLESTING TIME

Demand an explanation for these shenanigans!

>>18548
I can answer that for you. Xom.

Search him (very thoroughly) for mutations, Demand an explenation (in as polite a way as possible) for this madness. Ask whats cooking. Be the perfect houseguest.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)17:02 No. 19175 ID: d75539
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>>18144
Yog offered at least a little protection against that sort of thing just for praying to him on a regular basis. He is the god opposite to Xom after all. Unfortunately, since I don't even have a god to worship right now, I've nothing so convenient..

Potions of mutation removal are the only thing right now that'd sound even remotely plausible for helping my situation for right now, and the people capable of creating the potion aren't as common as you'd think outside of Yog worship.

>>18159
Hell no, this thing's going to be a pain in the ass enough as it is. If it's permanent, I hate to think how long it'd take to keep it clean just by itself, and fur all over? I've got enough to shave as it is thank you!

>>19175
WHY ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO MAID FLUFFY

>>19175

Well, lets try to avoid being rude. Take your earstwhile companion and find out whats cooking. Also, take of your shoes/boots. We don't want to track mud all over Xom's nice hardrock floor.

>>19175
Um...
Could you... Feel under your hat for a sec?

"Oh.

Fluffy.

Nice to see you're safe."

Can fluffy mimic Xom? Cause that would be most amusing.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)17:55 No. 19211 ID: d75539
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>>18541
>>18543
>>19176
>>19179
Unfortunately for you, seems he's beaten me to the punch..

>Nice to see you're safe Fluffy.

>Fluffy~

>>19211
SMILE MESHIA

You are loved <3

>>19211
Become PEEVED.

Attempt to thrash tail.

Tell him that its nice to see him too.

Then investigate him thuroughly to make sure he has no additional mutations.

>>19214
Thoroughly. WITH YOUR TONGUE.

>>19219
Good idea. Could have mutated to taste differently. We'll want to be sure.

>>19240
Yep. Definitely.

>>19244
The most dangerous kind, you know.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)18:53 No. 19282 ID: d75539
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>>19178
The hat seems quite normal, as far as you can tell... You feel less.. aware somehow after taking it off though.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)18:53 No. 19283 ID: d75539
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You hear Fluffy gasp excitedly. You might have hat hair, you can definately feel something sticking out up there. At least he's nice enough not to laugh about it.

>>19282
>dem titties

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/31(Fri)18:54 No. 19288 ID: d75539
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Whatever, let's find out where that errant god's gotten to..

>>19283
Check the sides of your head.

>>19283
Rotate your ears back to listen to what Fluffy's going on about.
We... we could always do that, right?

>>19288

Be sure to wipe our feet! And be super polite. We are houseguests after all.

No! I must have tea with Xom!
NO MESHIA, YOU ARE THE XOM!
Then Meshia was amused.

>>19288
Don't look now, Meshia, but your tail has turned transparent, too!

MESHIA KISS FLUFFY

He deserves it and this is a trying time for both of you.

>>19598
I concur. It's make out time.
Maybe some upskirts fondling.
Just roll around in the grass a bit.

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)12:37 No. 19736 ID: 67c611
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>>19283

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/08/01(Sat)18:26 No. 19968 ID: d75539
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Well, for now, before we try anything, I should give you a map of the place.. This is our home, originally constructed to be an execution chamber, though, I'm to understand it was either problems with where the dwarfs were digging or something about running out of bauxite for mechanisms threw a wrench into the works. It was nice they'd take the time to convert it to accomidate us, and even furnish the place with the items that wouldn't fetch them so much when it came to trading. Even if our things are only temporary, it's nice not having to have had to work and sleep in the dirt for several months.

Room 1 is our kitchen, room 2 is the living and dining room, 3 is Fluffy's room and 4 is mine, each with our own personal lavatories. Any questions?

>>19968
Why does fluffy have the double bed and not you?

Also why don't you two share a bed <3

>>19970
I think you may have awnsered your own question.

>>19971
...No :<

Well? What are we waiting for? Have fluffy put on some tea and lets go join our guest.

>>19968
invite Xom in for that Tea. offer him some milk in his tea, then blush and apologise, claiming you're all out.

>>19984
Don't think I don't see what you did there.

Freis 2009/08/02(Sun)20:39 No. 21388 ID: d75539
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Back into the game!

>>19289
Oh.. Oh gods..

Freis 2009/08/02(Sun)20:41 No. 21391 ID: d75539
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Ugh.. I need a cotton swab.. What were you wanting me to look for anyway? My earrings? I seldom find the excuse to wear them. I hate dressing too formal.
>>19291
Yes, of course, if it wasn't for it being impossible to do that with normal, human ears.
>>19180
You're quite sure you don't want THAT to happen. I doubt even FATE would know what'd happen!
>>19598
>>19609
Must I..? I'd rather not encourage him... Or myself for that matter.. I've let my desires get the better of me before and.. nevermind..
>>19970
It's mostly because Fluffy tends to sprawl out when he's sleeping.. he wouldn't get a good night's sleep on a single mattress, I on the other hand, grew up sleeping on one. Double or above just.. seem too big.

>>21391
Well, don't just stand there.
Wipe your feet and go see Xom about his tea.
Make polite conversation and drink as little as you can get away with.

>>21391
Well, feel the top of your head then. I saw fox ears up there.

Hey, do you not have a god as your houseguest right now? Quit mucking about and serve that fox some fucking tea!

>>21391
>Must I..? I'd rather not encourage him... Or myself for that matter.. I've let my desires get the better of me before and.. nevermind..
Bah. He's your familiar or whatever. It's not like you can't demand him to cut it out if things go to shit.

>>21421
...Look at the first installment.
He's a companion, not a servant.

>>22431
Even so, girls have the 'no' right. Everyone has the 'no' right.

>>22437

No they don't

>>22437
No

>>21391
I would suggest sending Fluffy to the kitchen to make some tea and have him bring it when its done to the living/dining room when it is done with cream and sugar.

Join Xom who is assuredly in the living/dining room.

>>21391
GOD.
IN THE DINING ROOM.
WAITING FOR TEA.
DANGEROUS, UNPREDICTABLE GOD.
GET ON THAT.

Freis 2009/08/04(Tue)23:23 No. 23065 ID: d75539
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>>21413
>>22651
>>23039

Where the fuck is Xom? Should I just sit down and wait for him..?

Make fluffy go look for him, whats the worst that could happen.

>>23066

No, keep him with you! He's too cute to leave! :3

>>23065
That is what Xom expects
sit upside down in a chair it will be amusing he should show up...but then doing it would make it expected so don't do that and do something not even we would expect you to expect to be doing.

>>23070
or maybe he's already there you just aren't looking hard enough.

>>23070
so essentially, masturbate.

>>23072
No because you suggested it it is therefore now expected.

>>23074
trust me I don't not not understand Xom less than no one.

>>23074
Except that even though I said it, I don't actually expect it to happen.

See? You waited to long. God. Ok, first off set the table. Get some saucers out. Then have fluffy go make the tea. Then make pleasent conversation with Xom. He's a god, he can probably hear you just fine even if he's not in the room, and you don't want to be a bad houseguest, do you?

>>23083
But isn't Xom technically their houseguest?
Cause this is their home.
So I would imagine the word you were looking for was 'don't want to be a bad HOST'.

>>23065
Sit on the table.
Put tea on the seats.

>>23066
Aside from poor cute Fluffy getting raped by a furry?

Wait, wasn't Xom getting irate about never being able to serve anyone tea?
Just sit down and wait.

Time to fuck right there on the dinnertable.

>>23065
Probably waiting for him is a good idea. In the case that he does bother coming by, you don't want to be late. He's a bit capricious.