Do not open the EGG. We do not want to piss off its mother.

Get the hell out of here, you don't actually need an alien poop in a bubble.
You've got your new clothes, grab the Sergal and get back on the road.
You have to somehow fix your situation, and no time to mess around with weird shit.

We can't find out what's inside without destroying it.

We'll feel really bad if it's some kind of cute insect baby or something.

Let's go check the other unexplored room in here.

Cut it open!

There are tons of these things. Opening one to see what's inside won't hurt anything.

Leave NOW! Pissing off a giant cave spider is not worth whatever wealth you can gain from here.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)16:30 No. 116055 ID: 498c52
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I'm not sure what to do, let me check behind the other door first. There's some more webbing behind it.

>>116055
Cut the webbing.

No don't cut the webbing. Cut the testicle.

Cut the door webbing.

Cut through the door webbing and examine what's beyond.

I guess door is better than the poop thing, if you insist on fucking around here.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)17:17 No. 116091 ID: 498c52
File 126412304985.jpg - (237.01KB , 1000x600 , houseroom1.jpg )

I cut through the door a bit and peek in. There are some coins on the floor, as well as some silverware. I can hear the sound of a woman softly sobbing. Something's moving around outside the door but I can't make it out.

Woman sobbing? You may have to kick some ass.

I don't suppose you have a gun?

If you do, draw it and call a challenge.

That's some arm bones over there.

Yeah, sure, why not. Yell into the darkness: "HELLO LADY I CAME TO HELP."

Witch! Flashlights off!

Don't yell you faggot.
You should be small and lightweight enough to sneak towards the voice.
We wan always decide when we know what we're dealing with.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)17:53 No. 116121 ID: 498c52
File 126412519430.jpg - (279.62KB , 1000x600 , spider.jpg )

The voice is coming from ... the ceiling!!!


I hear Jiri! "Hello? Is anyone in there?"


The sobbing continues...

>>116121
oh shit is it some kind of mimic?

GTFO before it drops on you

Um, yeah. I get the feeling the sobbing is just something to draw people close.

Like a Witch.

Let's not startle the witch.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

>>116091
its a trap. a spider-woman had babies there, she is using live bait to feed the youngling.

i actualy deleted because of the update ._. run dude, but stab the egg first.

>>116121
Tell Jiri to stay out of the house! Aim your gun at the thing.

Slowly back away.

Get the girl and get the hell out. You aren't equipped to handle this thing.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)18:21 No. 116155 ID: 498c52
File 126412690317.jpg - (189.01KB , 1000x600 , actionbold.jpg )

I get out of the room! I can hear it say something....

hello thhhere little girrrl, where is yourrr mommy?
"She is gone away, the Nose Kid said he would help me find her. Where are you? What's the matter, why are you crying?"
I am in thisss rroom, in the corrnerr. I am crrrying forrr my childrrrenn. I am verrry sssick, Can you hhhelp me?

>>116155
wat? how did Jiri get in there? rescue the little sergal girl!

again!

>>116155
For fucks sake, shoot it!

YELL FOR JIRI TO GET BACK, IT'S A TRAP!

SHOOT THE DAMN THING A LOT UNTIL YOU KNOW IT'S DEAD.

>>116164
In b4 Triplilmus guns down an Innocent mother of 3000

IT'S A TRAP

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)19:28 No. 116237 ID: 498c52
File 126413091583.jpg - (279.47KB , 1000x600 , shootanbold.jpg )

"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!!"
Jiri runs, and the thing screams and drops from the webbing!

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)19:30 No. 116239 ID: 62489a
File 126413101535.gif - (832.89KB , 182x122 , YES.gif )

>>116237
YES! YES!

THIS IS DELICIOUS!

>>116237
win. check said corner.

after degutting the worm.

also thats breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)20:11 No. 116287 ID: 498c52
File 126413347549.jpg - (166.13KB , 1000x600 , dontloseyourhead.jpg )

>WHOOOSH!

I DON'T THINK I'VE GOT TIME TO LOOK AROUND RIGHT NOW!!!!
It screams at me in some language I don't understand!

Yell "Jiri! Run!"

Run after her.

>>116287
...Throw the strange ball at it.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)20:43 No. 116309 ID: 498c52
File 126413541091.jpg - (115.15KB , 751x505 , pokemon go.jpg )

Jiri is already out the door!

Uh oh, I missed!

SHOOT AT IT MORE

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)20:50 No. 116318 ID: 498c52
File 126413584583.jpg - (133.19KB , 1000x600 , I GOT A POKEYMONS.jpg )

There's a flash, and the monster is gone, but the ball is shaking wildly across the floor!

PRESS DOWN + A + B

>>116318
POUNCE ON THE BALL AND HOLD IT SHUT!

Quick mash all the buttons but B

Press B each time it shakes.

No, you fools, don't press B! B is the cancel button! Mash every other button!

Also jump on it and start swearing. A nonstop stream of profanities and oaths should be leaving your mouth as you wrestle with the ball.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)21:02 No. 116340 ID: 498c52
File 126413656795.jpg - (97.80KB , 1000x600 , jump on it.jpg )

It hasn't stopped shaking yet, what should I do?

>>116340
Try to keep it closed, watch out and make sure you don't press the button.

Also swear. Loudly and nonstop.

>>116340
KEEP AT IT UNTIL IT STOPS SHAKING!

Get out of there! Take Jiri and get out of the building!

>>116343
Try to keep it closed!

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)21:28 No. 116382 ID: 498c52
File 126413808028.jpg - (134.17KB , 1000x600 , run jiri run.jpg )

[cutscene]

Triplilmus: DON'T DIE. Also now would be a nice opportunity for diplomacy. Diplomacy without bullets.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:00 No. 116422 ID: 498c52
File 126414005540.jpg - (174.41KB , 960x600 , notquitedead.jpg )

That was... a bad idea... I think my eye is gone... I'm bleeding from the gut..

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:02 No. 116426 ID: 498c52
File 126414012219.jpg - (118.66KB , 800x858 , inventory-triplilmus copy.jpg )

[cutscene over, and an inventory check]

>>116422
CAN YOU SEE OUT OF BOTH EYES.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:04 No. 116431 ID: 62489a
File 126414028662.png - (89.17KB , 467x257 , fly you fool.png )

>>116422
FLY YOU FOOL!

Soldier up, you have a child to take care of.

It doesn't look gone, but it definitely looks injured, you're going to have to fix that up as soon as you possibly can. Recommending cloth tear, make a bandage.

>>116422
Oh god what did you people do?! D:

Okay. Sit yourself up, soldier. We need to assess the damage.
And you aren't dying today, so don't even think about it! You have a child to take care of!
You will not give up until the mission is complete, do you hear me?!

Assess whether the wound is mortal.

Stop and think of the nearest monster town. If you're going to die, you have to tell Jiri where to go. You have to tell her what to do if she is now alone.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:16 No. 116448 ID: 498c52
File 126414099534.jpg - (60.05KB , 623x600 , its still here.jpg )

>>116430
no, but I can see... something out of my remaining eye...
I wish I woulda paid more attention during first aid..
Youu little monsssterrrr...

>>116448
bitch gonna eatcha.

>>116448
No, YOU are the monsters.

Now go get me a sammich.

Say "I w-won't let you kill her."

Take aim.

>>116448
(FUUUCK)
Okay. Aim for the eyes. We are not letting it hurt Jiri.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:21 No. 116457 ID: 62489a
File 12641412922.png - (14.89KB , 854x638 , crying children.png )

>>116448
DON'T DIE TRIPLILMUS!

Take out the grenade and pull the pin.

Say that if it comes any closer you'll drop it and kill you both.

Say that you already lost everything for her sake, you are fully prepared to do it again.

Pull out your lighter. Say you'll burn the whole place down, eggs too, unless it helps you.

This situation feels familiar. Like, the reverse of what happened in the house you found Jiri in.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:49 No. 116471 ID: 498c52
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"This is a primed grenade. If I drop it, it explodes, and kills us both."

You wouldn't kill a motherrr and her childrren I can hear the thing's words coming from somewhere behind its head.
There is a brief ringing in my ears, and the monster recoils.
You have! You hhhhorrrible little tthhing! Hhhow do I know you whhhil not do it anywhhay?

>>116471
Because she might need me.
Now get out of the way, or I might drop this from too much jawing with you.

>>116471
"I'm better now. I didn't know there was more than my people and monsters. Now I know there's everyone and everything in-between. I've got to take care of that child you tried to eat, what you do, so long as you let me go, is none of my business. Surely as a mother, you understand a father-of-sorts' need to protect their own."

>>116471
"I have enough things to regret. I just want to protect Jiri. I can't do that if I die here. Can you help me?"

>>116471
>There is a brief ringing in my ears
it's also psychic!?! welp it was nice knowing you trip.

"I don't want to kill any more. But I won't let Jiri die."

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)23:02 No. 116489 ID: 67c611
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>>116471
Yo, bold guy.

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Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)23:03 No. 116490 ID: 498c52
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"I'm getting away from all that. It's not like that any more. I'm taking care of that child you were going to eat-' You are stupid.
"You can shut up. I'm getting tired of holding this thing."

Ffffine thhhen monssterrr. Whhat do you whhant?

>>116490
"I want to leave."

"I'm about to bleed to death. If you help me, I'll throw this away and we can just... talk. Nobody's dead yet."

I just want us to be safe. Why do you have to complicate these things. You have family, I have... newly adopted family, can't we just stop the fighting?

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)23:17 No. 116508 ID: 498c52
File 126414466550.jpg - (226.40KB , 1000x600 , house.jpg )

"i just want to leave, so I can keep Jiri safe."

Get out of hhherrre monsssterr

It moves out of the way and lets me out. I am still bleeding though.

>>116508
That's 'Stalker'.
Repin that grenade, collapse over by Jiri.
Did you managed to save the ball?

>>116508
How bad are your wounds?
Where's Jiri?

Call out for Jiri.

Tear off some of your robe to use as bandages.

"If you didn't want to eat her, why did you want her?"

"I'm... going to die without help..."

>>116510
The ball? Yes, he saved it. It is currently lodged in his body, in several pieces.

Speaking of which you should remove those pieces from you.

>>116516
i fear that the pieces of the ball penetrated his organs ...

Trip you need help. Take Jiri and go to the car.
it's possible that she wants to talk about her parents ... try to avoid that.
You should hurry if you die now Jiri will be alone and everything was in vain.

>>116653
>i fear that the pieces of the ball penetrated his organs ...
>>116422
>I'm bleeding from the gut.
Yeah, nothing short of a medical deus ex machina can save him now.

>>116655
hey "bleeding from the gut" doesn't have to mean his intestine is damaged ... but it's looks like it.

Well, pour some moonshine over the wounds and wrap yourself in makeshift bandages.
Then find Jiri, drag yourself back into the car, explain Jiri how to drive (heh) and tell her to keep driving away from bold territory no matter what. Then you can drink some of the moonshine and slip into a comfy delirium on the backseat.
If you're lucky the monsters which might find her will eat you before you regain consciousness.
I guess I could tell you they will treat you with respect cause you helped the little one, but that would be crazy.

Make sure to have crazy fever-dreams about cute and fluffy monsters hunting you.

>>116422

I saw that coming from a mile away. Did MS Paint Pokemon comics not teach you anything!?

Suggestion 2010/01/22(Fri)10:01 No. 116674 ID: 498c52
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The Nose Kid is hurt real bad. He told me how to drive, but it's kind of scary. If I move the seat all the way up I can reach the pedals. I hope he will be ok.

>>116674
He should be fine. He's a brave little thing and much tougher than he looks.

Now you need to keep an eye out for smoke or buildings. He needs help if he's going to get better and he needs a grown up to help him. Just remember that you shouldn't stop and ask for help from people that look like him. They want to hurt both him and you.

>>116674
ohboy

dont go fast. we need a map to decide where we are going.

also keep talking to the nosey-one-eye-soldier-pokemon-master-wannabe. he must not fall asleep.

>>116674
OH MY GOD, HOW CAN THIS BE!?

>>116677
i blame whoever said to drop on the pokeball. we should have ran or captured it.

damm the mosnter was somewhat friendly. what if it was indeed a pokearc?

>>116679
Then I hope to fuck someone learned Wish or Soft-Boiled.