So are we going to play George as long Kara's passed out?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)15:15 No. 11523 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11336
George is an indirect player character!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)15:16 No. 11524 ID: 5e64a9
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Yet another idea I have blatantly stolen.
I mean... it's an "homage".

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)15:16 No. 11525 ID: 5e64a9
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I have too much free time.

>>11326
You best be joking.
She's going to wake up to find George being molested by the priest. And then join in.

>>11555
I think you don't understand. they are married now and and will life as a happy couple. Kara will still fuck shit up for everyone else. though.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)16:05 No. 11582 ID: 5e64a9
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Chapter Two.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)16:05 No. 11583 ID: 5e64a9
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Kara wakes up.
She is in an UNKNOWN ROOM.
She is in possession of a GODAWFUL HANGOVER.

Kara's DRUNK Status is AGONIZINGLY SOBER.
Kara's ANGER Status is FUCK THE WORLD.

George is here.

>>11583
Cheer up because you're seeing your beloved husband. Cutebold husband, the one you married when you were roaring drunk.

>>11583
Quick! Liquor will kill the the hangover!

>>11583
Ask George what happened.

Also compliment his shapely nose.

DO IT.

>>11583
REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)16:23 No. 11627 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11588
... shit.

>>11587
> "Whu... George, what happened."
"YAYA!"

George can't talk, apparently.

>>11586
> LIQUOR WILL DULL THE PAIN
Okay, even assuming Kara could hold anything down at the moment, she drank the last of the beer on the way to the church.
Last being relative: Kara has more at the house, but that brings us to problem number two; ie, Kara will need to find alternative remedies, or else George will get another technicolour facial.

>>11627
LOCATE THE NEXT BOTTLE OF JÄGERMEISTER AND PUNCH EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.

>>11627
Hug George close and hope his warm cuteness will start to dispel your hangover.

>>11627
DRINK WATER
TRY NOT TO THINK TOO HARD
HUG GEORGE
READ NOTE

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)16:57 No. 11681 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11632
> Technicolour Facial
> LOCATE JÄGERMEISTER
You're not even listening, are you. Let's break it down: KARA DOES NOT WISH TO VOMIT.

>>11635
> TRY NOT TO THINK TOO HARD
Done.

>>11634 >>11635
> HUG GEORGE
Kara hugs George, while going out to find a glass of water. Very, very tightly.

Punching shit sounds good.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)16:59 No. 11687 ID: 5e64a9
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Oh, hey, we're still at church.

"Oh, you're awake! You've been out for awhile. Are you okay?"

There is an ANNOYING LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL here.

Molest schoolgirl

>>11687
Kill her WITH YOUR FISTS.

Then eat her.

>>11687
Yes, I'm fine, but I have a headache. Could you get me a glass of water and also not talk so loudly?

>>11687
FOOL! The alcohol is your friend!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)17:40 No. 11718 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11689
> Molest schoolgirl
Kara needs to be drunker for lesbian loli sex. But Kara can't hold down anything until she gets rid of this GODAWFUL HANGOVER.
Hm. We seem to have reached an impasse.

>>11692
> Kill her WITH YOUR FISTS.
A brilliant strategy, and perfectly in tune to Kara's current mindset.
Unfortunately, due to a combination of Kara's debilitating headache and trying to hold George, the girl manages to dodge.

>>11697
> "I have a headache. Get me a glass of water and don't talk so loud!"
"R-right away!"

The little girl rushes off to find a glass of water before Kara tries hitting her again.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)17:41 No. 11719 ID: 5e64a9
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The girl returns a few minutes later, keeping her distance this time. Kara will probably have to catch her off guard if she wants to try anything, now.

> DRINK WATER
Well! That helped a bit. Kara still has a hangover, but at least she feels more refreshed. She can probably accomplish basic movement now, at least.

>>11719
Tell George to stay still for a second.

NOW KILL HER WITH YOUR FISTS.

>>11719
This offering is acceptable. Spare the girl...for now.
See if you still have those shades from earlier, if so apply and walk out, its about time we left.

>>11719
Dont' be mean to people any more. Turn over a new leaf and become a good person.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)18:12 No. 11750 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11721
> those shades from earlier
Kara still has them, she just stopped wearing them because they were starting to piss her off. They don't actually help keep the sun out -- they're too small, and anyway they just turn everything a really annoying shade of yellow.
Wearing them would probably just make the headache worse, if anything.

The girl notices the shades as Kara pulls them out, brightening up immediately.
"Did you get those from the MIB? Did you hurt them? Are you gonna hurt MORE of them? Can I come and watch you hurt people?"

>>11737
HAHAHA. That's adorable.

>>11719
OBTAIN COFFEE
PREFERABLY VIOLENTLY

>>11750
WHAT IS GEORGE DOING

Anyway, take the girl with us. But let's find that shotgun first.

"Yes, yes, maybe, no."

>>11750
Tell her she can come as long as she is willing to carry a bunch of shit, do whatever you say, and not talk so much.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)19:18 No. 11790 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11753
Outvooted.

>>11752
>>11756
"Yes, yes, maybe, ... okay."

"Yay!"

The annoying little schoolgirl introduces herself as HOPE. HOPE says she is a SPELLCASTER, which is... um... hm.

> But let's find that shotgun first.
You mean this one?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)19:18 No. 11791 ID: 5e64a9
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> Spellcaster?
"Yes! See, Rastin has a MAGIC CRYSTAL, which lets him do all kinds of crazy magic shiz! But it spills out, causing all kinds of weird stuff, like zombies and cutebolds, and some people have found out how to use the latent background etheric overflow pattern to--"

OH GOD FORGET I ASKED

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)19:19 No. 11792 ID: 5e64a9
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> STOP TALKING.
Nobody cares, Hope.

Anyway, apparently she can heal people or some shit. But only if they're bleeding, which does fuckall for Kara's hangover.

> OBTAIN COFFEE
Coffee sounds REALLY GOOD.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/23(Thu)19:19 No. 11794 ID: 5e64a9
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> TIME PASSES
Kara punched a guy who was coming out of the store too slow. Does that count for violence?

> Naming Shit
This is JAVA JOULES. It's mostly run by nerds, but they make the best coffee that doesn't cost thirteen dollars a cup.
There's probably some correlation.

Now what does she want.

That dumb chick doesn't need coffee she's crazy enough already.

Get George some though.

And you want their largest cup full of straight espresso.

Hope, any good places to find MIB or guns around here?

>>11794
"Coffee nerd! The strongest stuff you've got, and make it a double."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)00:11 No. 11970 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11799
>>11831
> "Coffee nerd! The strongest stuff you've got, and make it a double."
> No coffee for Hope
Hope is notably saddened by her lack of caffeine. Kara will be sure to tell you when she gives a shit.

Kara recieves her coffee in short order. Blinding speed, really. One for her, and one for George.
The barista assures her that this is the strongest stuff they've got, made of.. well, basically everything. Really, really strong. Please be careful, miss.

... right.

DOWN THE HATCH!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)00:11 No. 11971 ID: 5e64a9
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> Ahah! That did the trick! Kara's GODAWFUL HANGOVER is cured! All at once! Along with her sinuses! Holy shit this stuff is powerful but she really doesn't see what the woah
woah
WOAH

> animooted

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)00:12 No. 11972 ID: 5e64a9
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> wut
Okaythatwasfunneedbeernow.

>>11803
> Hope, any good places to find MIB or guns around here?
Hope looks at Kara a little oddly following her minor freakout there for a moment, but quickly launches into one of her godawful word torrents.
Christ, but this kid loves to talk.

Hope mentions the Happy Trigger, OF COURSE, where Zeke can hook you up with just about anything as long as you can pay his exorbitant prices.
On the other hand, some of the higher ranked MIBs have pretty high-powered guns, if you can steal and/or beat the shit out of their owners first.

You can usually find MIBs hanging around downtown -- and they obviously get denser the closer you get to Paraply. But given Rastin's recent revolution, you can also probably find a few low ranked agents going from door to door around the subdivisions, now. They wouldn't have anything good on them, though. Unless you just like collecting sunglasses, pistols, and suits.

She goes on to say that the lowest ranks are called 'Sweepers', with 'Scrubbers' being the next up, and the ones with all the kickass guns. And also she abhores using guns herself and would never hurt someone but it's totally okay if Kara does it while she watches and cheers and laughs from a distance and

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)00:12 No. 11973 ID: 5e64a9
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> oh god I've gone crosseyed
Kara isn't listening anymore.

>>11973
...Where is George?

>>11972
High-powered guns? Better than shotgun? We might have to go check that out. After a beer, of course. Do we still have that six-pack?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)01:30 No. 11992 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11975
> Where's George?
Outside, in the truck. Where we are going now.

>>11976
> Guns better than shotgun?
Probably? Kara likes her shotgun, but on the big sorting list of weaponry, she'd say it's only mid-tier. No way to tell what she'll get until she starts whacking agents, though.

> Do we still have that six-pack?
No. Kara drank it on the way to the church where she married George.
...
God damnit.

> Beer
Always a good idea.


Also, here's George.
Now comes a dilemna: We have additional coffee. Super Coffee.
There is no fucking way Kara is drinking another shot of this as long as she's sober. This thing shot her right through sober and out the other end.
Kara could give it to George, or dump it, or save it for later.

Since she's sober, the little voice in her head tells her giving it to George might be considered mean, but she's pretty sure he'd live... in some form of speaking, anyway.
What should she do with this stuff?

Let him sniff it first. See how he reacts to just the vapors and scent coming off of the strong brew. Save it until booze obtained for counteracting it.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)02:55 No. 12033 ID: 5e64a9
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>>11995
> Hey, George, smell this.
George predictably reels back from it. Who knows what this stuff would actually do to him.
It'd probably be hilarious, though.
Cruel, but hilarious.

Anyway, the party, such as it is, climbs into the truck. Hope, that little cunt, gets in the back, still wary of Kara beating her.

ANYWAY TO BEER. Do we want to go home or find a bar?
Alternatively, Kara is still pretty angry, so she could at least kick the shit out of some people. But molestation is out.
So many choices!

God damnit, this is what happens when Kara turns sober. She starts THINKING.

>>12033
Easy. Use your drunkard senses to locate the next source of alcohol and consume it. Beat everyone who wants to stop you or looks at you funny.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)04:53 No. 12063 ID: 5e64a9
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>>12039
> Locate the next source of alcohol.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)04:54 No. 12064 ID: 5e64a9
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Acquired.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)04:58 No. 12066 ID: 5e64a9
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Kara Sigurd here to kick ass, get drunk, and chew bubblegum we stole from some kid's corpse.

>>12039
We now have a ready source of alcohol and nobody to fuck with us. Currently.
Was there anything else we were doing?

>>12066
Get SUFFICIENTLY DRUNK and fill the truck bed with bottled ALCOHOL. Then let the brat lead you to more MIBs.

DRINK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

Get completely hammered
Molest schoolgirl

>>12066
See if Hope likes drinking. She can start on the lighter stuff like beer.

>>12066
Aw, look, George is imitating us. He should get the gun from the MIB we just flattened.
Finish stolen beer, and stock up on alcohol. It's time for a rampage, and we don't want to run out halfway through.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)23:07 No. 13072 ID: 5e64a9
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>>12068
> GET DRUNK
Happilly.
Kara's DRUNK Status is now SUFFICIENTLY DRUNK
Kara's ANGER Status is GODDAMN BELLIGERANT

oh yeah, things are looking good.

>>12077
> See if Hope likes drinking.

"Oh no! I'd never get drunk! Don't you know, drinking kills braincells, destroys inhibitions, and lowers logical impulses! Besides, alchohol is a depressant, and given the state of the world these days, it's not at all conducive to a healthy lifestyle required in order to-"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)23:07 No. 13073 ID: 5e64a9
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>>12076
> SHUT UP HOPE
Hope is caught off guard.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)23:08 No. 13074 ID: 5e64a9
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Hope has stopped talking.

>>12561
> Guns for George
Sure why not. There's no way this could be a poor decision or will come back to bite us in the ass in any way.

>>12068
> Truckbed of DELICIOUS ALCOHOL
Kara stocks up on alcohol while she's here, filling the truck as much as she's able. Unfortunately she is POOR AS FUCK, and can't fill it up all the way.
Kara is now COMPLETELY BROKE.

This should last for awhile, though.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/24(Fri)23:08 No. 13075 ID: 5e64a9
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>>12068
>>12561
> Rampage
Kara cruises on to the downtown fringe, because that's where the MIBs hang out.

Oh look, there's some now.
That one guy looks pretty burly.
How do we do this?

>>13075
RUN THEM OVER!
MOW THEM ALL DOWN IN ONE FELL SWOOP!
IF NOTHING ELSE IT WILL TAKE CARE OF THE SMALLER ONES AND LEAVE ONLY THE BIG ASSHOLE TO KILL TO DEATH

Park, use lined up targets to teach George to point the firey end at the bad guys.

>>13073
Awesome.

>>13075
Drive by grenade. You know you want to, and it probably won't damage your truck.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)00:58 No. 13085 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13077
> MOW THEM DOWN
KARA ENJOYS RAMMING THINGS.
The big one, which Kara can only assume is the 'Scrubber', manages to dodge by rolling over the top of the truck, landing to safety on the other side.
The other two are not so lucky.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)00:58 No. 13086 ID: 5e64a9
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SHIT HE'S FIRING GRENADES
NOW WHAT

PEDAL TO THE METAL, GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THEY DESTROY YOUR TRUCK.

If it is too late for this, get out of the truck and use it for cover, then take shotgun potshots.

>>13086
OH HELL.
GTFO AND SHOTTED HIM WITH WEPONS
BUT MOSTLY GTFO
ONCE OUR TRUCK IS TOTALLY NOT GETTING BLOWN UP WE CAN MAYBE TRY AND AMBUSH HIM OR SOMETHING

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)01:53 No. 13095 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13087 >>13093
> SAVE THE TRUCK
What, really? The truck is fine.
Well, no, the back tire is completely blown, but that's because tires are made from air and rubber.
The truck itself is reinforced with like four different layers of steel. It can drive through walls. That's why Kara was so psyched to find it.

Are we really gonna just run away?

>>13095
Oh. Well in that case, no. Hit the reverse and take out that guy in your rear view mirror.

>>13095
Reverse is too slow, you'd have to slow down and stop and shift gears and who wants to mess with that. Just pull a U-turn, you'll be harder to hit that way.

Also, what's Hope doing?

Shoot that Booper. Straight through the back window!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)02:35 No. 13101 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13096
> MOW HIM DOWN, REVERSE STYLE
Now that's a plan! Kara hits the reverse and hits the gas!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)02:39 No. 13104 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13101
Oh. Shit.
Y'know in retrospect Kara doesn't know why she didn't think he'd jump a second time.

>>13097
> What's Hope doing?
Looks like she's clawing the shit out of the rear window.

Okay, good, he's a bigger target. NOW blow his brains out.

Be careful not to get blood on the generous supply of BEER.

>>13104
Well slam the breaks. If you're going 40 or so they'll both go flying backwards when you do, and hope should be short enough to not fall off the back of the truck bed.

Try to make your truck roll-over, it should survive it and the MIB might get crushed.
Dunno about hope.

>>13106
No! Think of the beer! Won't somebody please think of the beer?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)03:23 No. 13113 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13105
> Blow his brains out!
> Don't get blood on beer.
Given the agent's current position, these orders are contradictory.

>>13106
> SLAM THE BREAKS
Brilliant! The agent goes flying out of the truck bed. Hope manages to avoid that fate by slamming into the back wall.
He's still alive, though. Just dazed.
Now what?

>>13109
> DO A BARREL ROLL
No doubt it would survive, but Kara has no way of righting it again should it land the wrong side down.

>>13113
Now put her in park, get out, and shotgun him before he undazes himself.

>>13113
You are going to kill your companions if you don't watch out. Look at poor George and Hope.

Anyway, go out and just shotgun the fucker. Then pick up his stuff and drive away fast. Really fast like the speed of sound.

Shotgun! Apply directly to forehead!

If you have to ask whose forehead, you probably need to lay off the booze.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)04:18 No. 13121 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13115 >>13116 >>13117
> Shotgun.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)04:18 No. 13122 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13116
> George and Hope.
They look fine to Kara.

Also, GRENADE LAUNCHER acquired!
... Now what?

>>13122
Tell Hope to have a damn beer so she is less panicked next time.

Now loot their corpses for valuables like guns, money, and booze. Also whatever else isn't ruined by blood or shotgun pellets.

Then go home and recuperate a bit before you try anything more today. Hope needs some relaxin'.

>>13122
See if the suit fits. If yes you infiltrate THE HQ.

>>13122
Duct tape 'nade launcher to shotgun to create superior weapon.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)04:45 No. 13127 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13124
> Loot the corpses.
Kara acquires three pairs of YELLOW SUNGLASSES, two PISTOLS, and about twenty dollars from the three of them.

>>13125
> See if the suit fits.
Kara's a little tall to be an MIB.

> Tell Hope
Kara's not talking to that fucking kid unless she has a damn good reason. She gets about thirty words back for every three she gives.

>>13127
Keep the suit, you look awesome.

Now go do something else. Personally I suggest going home for a bit to give Hope and George some time to recover and steel themselves for the next encounter, but hey it's your call, baby.

>>13127
I bet that's enough to fool them.

>What are you doing?
Yeah serious, sexy doesn't work for you. Sorry.
Use your crazy violence to gain some money, like an bank heist or something.
Also train George in proper irresponsible firearm use.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)05:42 No. 13132 ID: 5e64a9
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>>13130
> Sexy doesn't work for you.
Asshole.

> Bank Heist
Kara isn't nearly good enough at PLOTTING to rob a bank!

> Train George
IF YOU KEEP REPEATING IT, IT WILL BE TRUE
Kara shows George which end to point and which part to pull, which takes about three seconds and is all she remotely has patience for.

>>13128
> Keep the suit.
Kara opts to keep the suit on hand, even if she's not going to wear it all the time. Her wardrobe is fairly limited, anyway.

> Go home.
Okay.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)05:42 No. 13133 ID: 5e64a9
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Man, today was awesome.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/07/25(Sat)05:43 No. 13134 ID: 5e64a9
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END CHAPTER TWO.

>>13133
When you wake up, realize that Hope must have not enjoyed your kiss or your time together, because she didn't come in when you got home.

Then become sad and console yourself with your loyal husband George <3

>>13712
>Izchak's Wrath
YES

>>13701
So, what's Gambitting?

>>13134
When we wake up, give George a set of shades and target practice using the empty beer cans laying about.