Tell him that this isn't going to work if he doesn't actually do something!

>>1034428
I'm not actually so sure a seance is a good idea! There might be spirits out there who aren't as stable as we are given the fall of the Runes of Magic. That's why -I- prefer us doing it this roundabout way.

Granted, spirit instability being a thing is a total guess on my end and definitely not why the lot of us hid inside Maya's generous boso... body, and on occasion act somewhat irrationally.

>>1034403
You could at the very least try to do something. If not for our sake, then Maya's.

>>1034403
He's jerking off while staring at your butt

>>1034592
Just to be clear, he is not doing this.
>>1034406
He is doing this.

>>1034592
No he’s not. You’re not funny.

>>1034592

No, you are a jerk for even saying such things!

>>1034592
Please apologize for posting this suggestion.

>>1034403
Common guys she's already having enough pro lems without this guy thinking she's crazy.
Maya he's just doing this>>1034405

Runey Boi 2022/06/09(Thu)07:48 No. 1034659 ID: db4755
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>He's leaning against the doorframe, checking his nails

>Actually do something, Corvo!

Maya: "They say you're leaning against the doorframe, checking your nails. And that you should actually do something!"

Corvo: "H-Huh? What? Are you peeking?"

>He's jerking off.

>He's NOT jerking off.

Maya: "ARE YOU JERKING OFF?!"

Corvo: "WHAT, NO! Ask them uhh... Ask them how many fingers I'm holding up! Yeah!"

It sounds like Corvo's getting excited. I'm beginning to think he didn't believe me at first!!

He's checking your ass out, and holding up 4 fingers, 2 on each hand.

He's doing that humiliating pose concubines perform while showering themselves in sludge.
Anyone who doesn't pay tips for this degradation deserves to be sodomized.

Four fingers, two on each hand

Leaning slightly forward, with a slightly vacuous grin, with index and middle fingers raised and parted on each hand, a hand gesture that often means either 'victory' or 'peace' or the number '2' or an insult signifying contempt, depending on one's culture.

4 total, 2 fingers on each hand, both with the index and middle finger.

Four fingers, index and middle finger of each hand. Also be aware. Some of us are liars or horny. Don't take our word over common sense.

>>1034660
Too difficult to say on the ass, really. I am starting to think he's wearing those... sunglasses? - so no-one can follow his gaze. But yes, he's leaning slightly forwards, looking with apparent interest at you as he smiles, forming a V symbol with each hand using his index and middle fingers.

As long as we're doing finger symbology, if you are peeved with him for not believing in you at all, you can raise your hand into a fist and then present the back of your hand and a fully raised middle finger, and gesture them in his general direction.

On both hands, maybe, if you're really annoyed.

By the way, tell him the spirits expect this game of charades to be over soon. There's a world to - apparently excruciatingly slowly - save!

That is... we could keep going all day - we're easily amused - but you probably want some breakfast and a chance to nurse that hangover, don't you? And I do wonder if he'll actually run out of skepticism for the Runes of Magic having plopped out of the sky.

>>1034667

Let's not lie here, we're both easily amused AND vaguely perverted and horny, and a decent amount of us are bored trickster spirits.

There are 4 fingers raised in total, 2 in different hands.

Hey, maybe you should say some of our answers, as to give an accurate representation of us. We are literally voices, not just one entity. Hell, some of them are really like Corvo, horny and dumb.

>>1034659
Four, two on each hand.

>>1034659
He's holding up 4 fingers, 2 on each hand.

If you want us to be even more specific, it's his index and middle fingers on both hands.

>>1034659
Hows he so popular with the ladies? He looks like hes got a twink build. Uh, Maya if you dont know what a twink is thats pretty much an effeminate man.

>>1034720
He doesn't really look that scrawny, and even if he did, people have different preferences. Don't judge.

>>1034727
I will judge him, and I do not like him. Dude's got like who knows how many kids and probably doesn't understand the concept of "pulling out."

>>1034592
>>1034001
>>1032731
>>1034754

Good lord, b01382, you're the one reliably saying all these horrible things, I've checked the meeting notes. Why are you so angry all the time, are you okay?

>>1034659
Slight lean forward, elbows bent, 4 fingers up - the middle and index fingers on either hand

>>1034756
Not angry per say, mostly sleep deprived and hazardously curious.

>>1034754
Okay thats a fair thing to say

>>1034874

The question is, if he HAS all these children, does he take care of them, and is he a part of their lives, and does he take care of the women, and did the women know what they were getting into ahead of time and were they positioned to make an informed decision? And what does his culture say about this sort of activity? The mere fact of having a lot of children with different women is not INHERENTLY immoral. We don't actually know his particular circumstances!

>>1034877
He is bad stinky man. With kooties.
I rest my case.

>>1034887
I rather think you should rest.

>>1034887
>>1034892

Yea, b01382, you've already mentioned that you're sleep deprived... maybe just try and catch up?? You're spewing weirdness again

Can we... can we take five? I think this is reaching flame-war territory...

Runey Boi 2022/06/14(Tue)10:45 No. 1034956 ID: db4755
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>4 fingers, 2 on each hand

Maya: "Four fingers! Two on each hand! ...And are you staring at my butt?"

Corvo: "Wow! You really CAN hear the spirits! That's crazy! And yes, I am!"

Maya: "So now that you finally believe me, what do we do now, magic expert?"

Corvo: "Well, I uh... I dunno! I'm kind of retired! But... I guess it wouldn't be very magician-y of me to ignore the end of the world, would it? You said you wanted me to teach you stuff... You also wanna earn money. What would you wanna concentrate on first? I'll try to help you with that."

A: General magic skills! (Gain a bit of knowledge and ability in all affinities of magic.)

B: Specific magic skill! (Gain a lot of knowledge and ability in ONE affinity! Please specify which one!)

C: Earn some money! (Maya will work with Corvo, and gain some moolah!)

Thanks to the gold you were given money isn't an immediate issue - but your control over magic is, given what happened.

Hm. You need grounding in all the elements if you ask me. You're gonna have to deal with them all in some way or at some point, anyhow.

A!

>>1034956
B: Specific magic skill! (Gain a lot of knowledge and ability in ONE affinity! Please specify which one!)
Healing. Gotta get good enough to heal our bro.

A, or B (the magic he's proficient in). It seems a bit unusual that he'd be able to teach you any magic, even the one he doesn't have affinity for.

B: Specific magic skill! (Gain a lot of knowledge and ability in ONE affinity! Please specify which one!)
Id say we work with earth. Considering where we are, im guessing the majority of magic we will be up against while trying to find the rune will be water based, so we should focus on countering that.

A! General magic skills, you can do lots of creative stuff with mixing elements, se have loooots of ideas for that which will give you wayyy more power than you might otherwise have. Like combining fire and earth for volcano or superheated mud magic, or fire and water for steam magic, or water and life for healing mists, and as soon as we can figure out what Arcane can do... oh! Is water just specifically water, or is it all liquids? How about the elements that make up water in liquid form, could you summon liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen (both would have to be SO COLD that to touch it would be to immediately kill the limb that touches it, they also blow up really well...)! Oh! Could you combine earth and water magic to make stable metallic hydrogen? GOD, we have soooo many ideas for blowing stuff up! Does arcane or life magic influence light? We can teach you to make a laser!

Does life and water magic allow you to make liquids found in nature? Because oh god, I have SOO MANY ideas if that's the case!

Let's start with A, we can focus on the money later.

>>1034956
B) Concentrate on Fire. Be a pyromancer. You have a powerful technique, the Flamethrower - now you just need to learn how to suppress it when it runs rampant.

Also, we'd like to discuss the effects of nuclear force and how it might be accessed as a special component of magic.

>>1034956
A. You're a multimage, make the most of it.

Runey Boi 2022/06/15(Wed)17:23 No. 1035094 ID: db4755
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>General magic skills

Okay! Will do! I decide to go with upping my general magic skills and knowledge. Probably a good idea, considering my entire goal seems to be concerning magic!

Corvo: "Good choice! In that case, I'll start at the basics, and teach you all the fundamentals of magic! By the end of it, you'll be able to use basic abilities in each affinity. Assuming you're a fast learner, like you said. You don't really seem like it. No offense."

Runey Boi 2022/06/15(Wed)17:24 No. 1035095 ID: db4755
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...You know what? I'm kind of taking offense!

[END OF THREAD 1]

>>1035094
show titties!

This was fun! Many emotions! Hope we get the second part soon!

Fun.
Looking forward to the next thread.

Really funny! Can't wait for the next chapter.

(Totally got me with the fire and Alto thing. I apreciate the consequences.)

>>1035095
thanks for the wild ride or well airheaded ride