Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)07:24 No. 10029 ID: 41f1b5
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Well well well, it appears you are some RANDOM NURSE HMM WHAT!? THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THOREMORE!?

Oh well, what do we do? You seem to be in some sort of nurse lounge.

>>10029
Well then RANDOM NURSE try and remember NAME.

If you have no NAME you are henceforth known as NURSE SWEETCHEEKS.

Now go to NEAREST PATIENT.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)07:42 No. 10031 ID: 41f1b5
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Her name is LOUISA... I mean Louisa.

Your closest patient in mr. In Pain! What, are we going to treat him?

>>10031
SHOUT AT HIM TO GET BETTER. GET BETTER OR WE'LL REALLY MAKE HIM HURT!

WHERE IS CLARICE

TELL ME WHERE MY CACTUS GIRL IS LOUISE OR I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)08:43 No. 10047 ID: 41f1b5
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She screams at the patient to get better or else.

:C
:CC
:CCC

Something has fallen off the patients body. IMPORTANT?

>>10047
Well that isn't working. Since you are a nurse do you know how to actually treat the patient?

Maybe that would be more helpful than just yelling at him.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)08:50 No. 10053 ID: 41f1b5
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(to be honest I laughed at this page myself)

You force the patient to laugh, laughter is the best medicine!

While he is distracted now you have to think of how to make him better beyond shoving lithium into his face...

>>10053
HIS LIMBS ARE BROKEN.

BREAK THE BROKENNESS SO THEY CAN'T BE BROKEN ANY MORE.

LOGIC!

>>10053
Are his limbs severed or just bandaged heavily?

Doesn't matter I guess.

How about instead of lithium we use valium?

Screw him, grab the thing that fell.

>>10059
Yeah, I agree. Screw Mr. Inpain, then after you are done, get the thing he dropped.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)09:21 No. 10069 ID: 41f1b5
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You give the poor guy some valium and begin to leave but notice a thing on the ground and pick it up.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)09:22 No. 10070 ID: 41f1b5
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hmm, a bounty for 3 odd individuals? interesting

Well, no time to worry about it now, you have patients to take care of.

>>10070
ONTO NEXT PATIENT. MAYBE THE NEXT ONE WILL BE LESS OF A WHINER.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)10:46 No. 10086 ID: 41f1b5
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>"I got punched in the FUCKING FACE by a FUCKING CACTUS GIRL"

end part 2 prologue

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)11:52 No. 10102 ID: 41f1b5
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chapter 2, my sexy cactus girlfriend

>>10102
Clairice why are you so angry?

>>10102
Thoremore what did you do

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)12:04 No. 10108 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore awakes on a bed in a random room. He is unaware what happened but Clarice worriedly looks him over.

Stanley explains

>"Well, that Stegas guy showed up outta nowhere and stabbed you so clarice screamed your name, punched him in the face, grabbed you and ran to the closest village (which happens to be mine...)"

Awww, Clarice's first word was Thoremore's naaaame! If this were any other plot that would be super sweet but not here, oh no, not here.

>"He only stabbed me once! Why do I have so many holes in me!?"

>"Oh, well uh, Clarice has a lot of spikes on her and when she picked you up... Anyways, my healer friend should be here soon"

>>10108
Thanks for nothing, Stanley. I'm hurting NOW, damn it.

>>10108
Clarice, be careful with your spikes.

HEY JERK GET A NURSE IN HERE.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)12:15 No. 10120 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley is slapped by Thoremore's impossibly long arm

>"Fuck your friend, i'm in pain! Oh wait is your friend hot If she is really fuck her, I will feel better then"

Thoremore can try and get up or wait for Stanley's healer friend

>>10120
Moving ourselves? Fuck that. Hey jerk face since you screwed up with the healer, give me a piggy back ride.

>>10120
Adore Clarice for being Adorable.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)12:35 No. 10135 ID: 41f1b5
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>"YOUR FRIEND IS TAKING TOO LONG, CARRY ME WOMAN"

>"I'm not a gir-"

>"I SAID NOW"

Odd

>>10135
Or ask Clarice to carry you. She can press her sexy bosom against you. Then the doctors will heal the wounds.

>>10135
THANK CLARICE AND THEN TELL STANLEY TO HURRY UP OR YOUR BOOT WILL GO UP HIS ASS.

ALL IN THE SAME TONE. ONE OF THEM SHALL BE CONFUSED.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/21(Tue)16:48 No. 10367 ID: 41f1b5
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>"HEY STANLEY, I'M HEEEERE~"

>"Oh hi Victoria"

Stanley's friend is pretty attractive for a 13 year old. Must be his loveeer~

>"HEY, noooo!"

Shut up Stanley you can't interact with me I am too omnipotent

It is a good thing this plot is not decent or else in a twist it would of been that other nurse from before but we are not like that here.

>>10367
oh ok.

Well let stanley's adolescent love-monkey 'treat' our 'wounds'.

Particularly the spine wounds in our dong. They are pretty small. She may have to feel with her tongue.

>>10368
An excellent suggestion. Make Stanley watch.

>>10380
And Clarice should help.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)06:56 No. 10542 ID: 41f1b5
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Victoria does not touch your penis, but uses some healing magic that feels like 1000 sexy women rubbing your penis with healing essence, how wonderful~

honestly guys, HONESTLY!?

>>10542
>1000 sexy women rubbing your penis

Ejaculate forcefully then.

Try to get some of it on Clarice. You know she likes it.

>>10542
"Was it good for you too? Actually I don't really care. Do it again!"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)07:38 No. 10556 ID: 41f1b5
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You ask Victoria to continue but GASP SHE SAYS SHE ONLY DOES THAT SORT OF STUFF FOR MEDICAL NEEDS.

That bitch is onto your game, and she is 13. Her voice is beyond her years apparently... Well you ought to find out what's going on, and see if Clarice has figured out how to speak too maybe.

>>10556
Hey clarice maybe you just saw what Victoria was doin and want to give it a shot yourself.

You don't got spines in that mouth, do ya? Why don't you put those green lips right around this thing here?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)09:56 No. 10584 ID: 41f1b5
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As clarice is about to try and prove she can be a sexy healer type for thoremore, the whole room starts fucking shaking, it's crazyyy!

stanley screams

>"It's that MACROWAVE GUUUY!"

looks like more hot cactus sex will just have to wait for later

>>10584
Hey STANLEY try being useful for once, tell us what spells you have.

They better be useful or we're going to kick your ass.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)13:28 No. 10729 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley explains that he can use fire, ice, thunder AND due to his hat he figured out how to do minor earth spells. The hat also has made the magic he knew a little more powerful.

Stanley also explains they CAN try and fight macrowave or head into the city bagel mines, which are said to be haunted but should be safe from macrowave.

>>10729
Let's go to the city bagel mines! If there's no ghosts it'll be secluded enough to finally do something with Clarice.

If it's haunted there might be hot ghost chicks!

Have Stanley give you a piggy back there.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)13:50 No. 10769 ID: 41f1b5
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You run from macrowave to the god damn mine

stanley carries you, but he is carrying you just a little sloppily, poor work

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)14:31 No. 10833 ID: 41f1b5
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YOU ARE NOW IN THE HAUNTED BAGEL MIIIINES~

Now what

>>10833
WHERE'S CLARICE?

Quickly we must find her! Star searching!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)14:54 No. 10866 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice and Victoria come in soon after, Clarice seems rather happy that Victoria's healing is done, is she becoming the jealous clingy type perhaps?

Anyways, you are now all in the mine, you can wait til the rumbling macrowave is causing stops, or you can search the mines. Either way you can't leave this second.

>>10866
Well then let's get back to >>10558 . Suggest Stanley's love-monkey also join in. Or do it to Stanley, whatever. The point is you've yet to enjoy your delicious cactus girl with all these crazy psychos running about trying to kill you.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/22(Wed)17:18 No. 11050 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore comments on Clarices sexy bod to make her hot and uncomfortable and in the mood for some hot plant on man sex.

Also there is a weird ghost

>>11050
Say the same thing to Stanley. Have to get that jealousy running because... well, Thoremore is a jerk.
Also, investigate ghost.

>>11050
She looks so happy to be complimented! She feels wanted!

"Naw I'm just fuckin' with you, plant-girl. I want an actual person, not a plant with delusions of grandeur."

>>11050
Tell Stanley to go deal with it. Goddamn things always interrupting time with Clarice.

Tell him we'll "Look after" his friend while he deals with it.

I've no idea why I've developed this hatred for Stanley. I think it's because he refused to give us the hat.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/23(Thu)07:57 No. 11293 ID: 41f1b5
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oh look, imma is finally on screen again neat (haha it is not like a forgot her or anything ahahaah)

We hear Victoria refusing Thoremore again (no surprise) and then we heard aw(some)kward sex noises. Stanley talks to the ghost.

>"You don't look very menacing... Are you a mean ghosts?"

>"Ahh, no not at all young one! I am Bobert, the delicious mustache ghost. I regret to inform you you are trapped in these mines though"

>"Wh- what!? Why?"

>"Ah you see, there was an eeeevil ghost here named the intangible penis and only with the power of me and 3 other ghosts were we able to kill him, but he put a curse on the place so if you try to exit you will just come right back to this room! The only way out is to find my 3 ghost companions!"

>"Aw maaaan, that... that is some lame garbage homey-"

>"yeah don't say that..."

>UNF UNF UNF

>>11293
Stanley look back there. What is that UNF UNF noise?

>>11293
Hey Imma remember that menage a trois we talked about earlier? You sure you don't want to join in?

STANLEY go do MENIAL, and probably DEADLY, EXPLORAN to find GHOSTS. Bring VICTORIA with you too, if she isn't going to join in.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/23(Thu)08:09 No. 11303 ID: 41f1b5
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thoremore tries covering the obvious up

> "I was uh... helping clarice up cuz she fell over and my penis accidentally fell into her vagina, I promise it won't happen again!"

ok...

So thoremore finally did that thing, now we can get on with the plot

>>11303
No, do that thing again.

>>11304

I agree, doing that thing is the only way to progress the story.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/23(Thu)08:28 No. 11314 ID: 41f1b5
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>"not that I really believe what you said at all but me, victoria and imma are finding these 3 other ghosts to get out of here!"

>UNF UNF UNFFUFUFFUFFFFUUUFU

wow I don't even know if that noise is sexually possible...

So thoremore and clarice temporarily leave the party. Also look at stanley, ladies maaaan~

>>11314
Well, once we are done, compliment Clarice on being such a good girl and then go find your party.

>>11314
Hey STANLEY put one arm around each of them, like a true pimp.

Now let's go EXPLORAN.

TO... THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF WHERE WE CAME IN. THE SOUTH.

>>11315
>Compliment
Nah. Be an asshole about it. "You were okay, I guess."

>>11317
No, that cactus is the only thing Thoremore ever cared about! Well, besides his porn magazine.

>>11331
Yes, but can we expect him to express it in a nice manner? Not really.

Just give Clarice a pat on the head

"that'll do pig, that'll do"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)06:36 No. 12092 ID: 41f1b5
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>"ALRIGHT GIRLS, WE'RE GONNA ADVENTURE WITHOUT THOREMORE!"

YES THREESOME... I MEAN EXPOSITIOOOOOOON!

In the background you hear thoremore saying something like "Touch my tra-la-la my ding ding dong! hurfff"

(When and if, but most likely when, they ever finish I will take those suggestions you put into effect)

>>12092
Is Imma Jerking him, or did she just lose a hand?

>>12097
Both

>>12092
Stupid sexy Stanley.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)12:23 No. 12575 ID: 41f1b5
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You enter the room to the south and Stanley continues holding the girls even though those hydra plants make him sad on the inside :C

You see twin ghosts in an anti-ghost cage. (you can tell it is anti-ghost because you are just such a sexy Stanley.)

>>12575
start crying

>>12575
STANLEY: Ask what the hydra plant wants.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)12:38 No. 12596 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley confronts the plants!

>"WHAT DO YOU DEMON PLANTS WANT!?"

>"TO EAT YOU OF COURSE!"

>"I thought so!"

>"Nah i'm kidding, we just want a bed time story."

>"You foul demo- WHAT!?"

>>12596
Read them a bedtime story... FROM THE NECRONOMICON.

>>12596
Tell them a story regarding a hydra that lied and thus died in a horrible fashion, but try not to make it too obvious that the story is written simply to express a moral code against lying.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)12:53 No. 12618 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley gets out his NECRONOMICON! But obviously it doesn't summon the dead, haha, who would be silly enough to believe you can control ancient dead. Hmm ,getting a little hot in here maybe Stanley will use ice to cool himself off in a bit...

Hmm, how can he tell the hydras about the ancient dead without it sending them terrible nightmares that will later result in them attacking you!?

Ok, story time guys, give me a story, my favorite one will continue the plot.

>>12618
"THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a creature....
(Later that evening)
...and THAT is where babies come from, from machines."

Long ago in a distant land, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, Aku tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

>>12666
I deleted my post of that because of all the mes.

The first thing Tak did, he wrote himself.

The second thing Tak did, he wrote the Laws.

The third thing Tak did, he wrote the World.

The fourth thing Tak did, he wrote a cave.

The fifth thing Tak did, he wrote a geode, an egg of stone.

And in the twilight of the mouth of the cave, the geode hatched, and the Brothers were born.

The first Brother walked toward the light, and stood under the open sky. Thus he became too tall. He was the first Man. He found no Laws and he was enlightened.

The second Brother walked toward the darkness, and stood under a roof of stone. Thus he achieved the correct height. He was the first Dwarf. He found the Laws Tak had written, and he was endarkened.
Then Tak looked upon the stone and it was trying to come alive, and Tak smiled, and wrote All things strive.

And for the service the stone had given, he fashioned it into the first Troll, and delighted in the life that came unbidden.

These are the things that Tak wrote!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)13:46 No. 12693 ID: 41f1b5
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(Well I didn't really mind that at all, I laughed my head off at that reference so I requested one of my friends on here repost it because I wanted to use it)

>And that was the tale of an asian guy named jack!

My god, the wreak of tv executives in everywhere, but the hydra plant falls asleep and the cage magically opens!

>>12693
Hey! What are you guys ghosts of? That other guy was a mustache ghost.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)16:58 No. 12954 ID: 41f1b5
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they are twin ghosts they are the ghost of twins! You know, like twinmas past, twinmas present, and i'm gonna push the envelope with twinmas future too

Now that you got the twins you ought to find out if you need anyone else

>>12954
"Hey Twin Ghosts do we need more ghosts other than you two and Mustache ghost to get out of here? And I swear to all that is holy and unholy if you do that stupid twin finished each other's sentences thing I shall come back here and find a way to exorcise you or something."

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)17:10 No. 12973 ID: 41f1b5
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>"Well you need-"

>"One more ghost!"

>"Oh god you DO do that twin thing!"

>"nah we're bull shitting you, your reactions are just hilarious, you mortals you"

>"Yeah you fucking humans are so ridiculous"

Hmmm, something seems off, these ghosts don't look like the type who would be so mean... Oh well, you better find that last ghost, or just do whatever I don't care

>>12973
"Well you could try telling us where it is and what's keeping it in captivity. And maybe what it's the ghost of. What, are your night jobs being the ghosts of uselessness?"

>>12973
well we were also kind of the dick first.

also: PREPARE FANFARE

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/24(Fri)17:22 No. 12985 ID: 41f1b5
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>"What do you guys do other than float around"

>"We're fucking dead people, we don't NEED to do anything cuz we're ghosts, god. Idiot!"

>"Well, WELL! *humph* Ok, what other ghost do we need and what is trapping him?"

The other ghost speaks this time

>"Well we need long ghost, he is being guarded by a big bog monster things, you can get to him through the west door in the main room."

>>12985
Hey do you guys think you can help?

And let's head on to the next ghost.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/25(Sat)06:28 No. 13136 ID: 41f1b5
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>"Don't be stupid! Any common idiot knows ghosts can only use powers together in a group of 4 or more!"

>"Yeah! Plus without our powers we'll just faze through everything BUT the ghost cages!"

>"RGHGH Fine fine we're gonna get your friend, wait with stache' ghost"

>>13136
Well follow directions, Stanley. Also give Victoria a kiss because she needs your support at the moment, ok?

Pyrobob!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/25(Sat)12:27 No. 13243 ID: 41f1b5
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>"Hey thoremore, are you two almost done >:C"

>"Just uh, tell us when the boss shows up!"

>"JEEERRRRRK- fine."

The party heads to the next room.

go into the damn room

Pyrobob!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:45 No. 13330 ID: 41f1b5
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you enter the room in which bog monster is already aiming his fist at you, what an unfair jerk whore.

>>13330
Dive out of the way and shout "Why are you such a jerk?"

Pyrobob!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/26(Sun)08:00 No. 13963 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley dives out of the way while screaming

>"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK"

>"WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY?"

>"touché..."

Oh woops, Victoria and Imma didn't dodge at all, your bad.

Pyrobob!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/26(Sun)10:46 No. 14065 ID: 41f1b5
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Your friends are trapped ohnoooo!

>>14065

Time to reason with the monster.

Tell the monster that being mean won't help anybody and that it will never make sexy friends that way.

But helping people find ghosts on an adventure is a great way to meet sexy new people and become friends.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/26(Sun)13:58 No. 14199 ID: 41f1b5
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( http://jucato.org/gallery/d/188-2/harlem_yamato.jpg ) OH YEEEAH~

>"being mean won't help anybody and that it will never make sexy friends that way. But helping people find ghosts on an adventure is a great way to meet sexy new people and become friends"

Stanley uses sexy face to seduce possibly gay sludge monster

>>14199
Succeed.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/27(Mon)05:25 No. 14653 ID: 41f1b5
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"Ahh, how can I say no to THOSE dimples~"

I guess he was gay, which is good.

Success!

Should we try mooching off the monster more or head on back to get free?

>>14653
Hey you wanna join our party and have adventures while meeting sexy new people?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/27(Mon)10:01 No. 14815 ID: 41f1b5
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Part 1 of 3!

>"Hey you wanna join our party and have adventures while meeting sexy new people?"

>"liek omgbbq sure!"

You travel back the the main room

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/27(Mon)10:02 No. 14818 ID: 41f1b5
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Part 2 of 3!

>"HEY GUYS, WE ARE DONE WITH SEX NOW"

>"Oh- oh god that man is hideous! Everything I knew was a lieeee! "

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/27(Mon)10:04 No. 14822 ID: 41f1b5
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part 3 of 3!

Bog monster jumps into random hole forever

ok now what?

>>14822
Well get the Ghosts to get us the hell out of here.

Ask if any of the ghosts want to go adventuring. Except the Twin Ghosts. Jerks.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/27(Mon)15:06 No. 15221 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley asks the ghost if they'd like to come

>"I'm afraid we can't do THAT!"

N- NO, IT CAN'T BE!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/27(Mon)15:13 No. 15237 ID: 41f1b5
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>"IT WAS ME ALL ALONG"

Oh no, now what, we can't beat an intangible penis

>>15237
Claim that there's an invisible vagina behind him.
And it's got SCISSORS.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/28(Tue)08:17 No. 16029 ID: 41f1b5
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Ironically, the ghost sees right through your plan!

Now wha- GHOST SAGE BEE!?

>"I appologize for being of no service in the flesh but now I shall serve you from BEYOND THE GRRAaaAAaAAaAaAAAAaaVVvEeeEE"

Sting that penis.

>>16029
Thank you, Ghost Sage Bee.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/28(Tue)08:37 No. 16040 ID: 41f1b5
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Ghost bee stings intagible ghost's scrotum!

>"Now I have done what I was born for, I can finally rest in peace"

Sage bee floats of to tiny bee heaven... he was a honey bee......

BUT SUCCESS, the ghost gets a giant ghost injury! EVERYONE KNOWS GHOST INJURIES ARE TANGIBLE!How shall we beet the shit out of him now?

>>16040
Killing it with fire spells seems like a good idea.

Twins are very flammable.

>>16040
With phat beats and funky grooves.
And fists.
Lots of fists.

Why did we even need to beat an intangible penis in the first place? It's intangible. It doesn't matter.

But whatever, Stanley could electrocute it, or Clarice could perform some "acupunture". Whatever hurts the most.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/29(Wed)16:40 No. 17443 ID: 41f1b5
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(you needed to kill the thing because until you kill it the curse keeping you there forever will still be in effect til it is dead, DUR!)

Thoremore punches, Stanley electrocutes and burns and Clarice punctures!

You obviously have won

The mustache ghosts begins to talk.

>"H-how can this be! Where are my friends! I thought we killed that evil ghost long ago!"

>>17443
Your friends were the evil ghost apparently.

What a tweest, huh?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/30(Thu)09:40 No. 17968 ID: 41f1b5
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As the evil ghost begins to fade, he explains what happened.

>"You and your friends had gravely weakened me, so I used the rest of my energy to kill them and take on their form. Little did you know your sealed away friends were me, regaining power... but it appears it was futile fore me to even try, you brave heros have defeated me..."

The ghost disappears forever.

3 ghost ghosts appear in front of mustache ghost...

>"Thank you for freeing us, we can finally rest in peace, and we shall grant you our power, for supporting us even in our dying state."

The real twins and long ghost fades

Mustache ghost talks

>"N- now I am all alone... what do I do! I have no more friends or companions!"

Well you can leave but... you want to leave the poor guy?

>>17968
So... since you now have 4 ghosts' abilities, that meas you can actually do stuff now, right? That's what the fake twins said. Want to go around adventuring?

Press A until next boss

Just leave him here.

He's a ghost, so he can't kill himself. Nothing to worry about here.

You don't need his second hand depression! He'll be alone for all eternity in a cave unless someone else comes along! He's their problem!

>>17968
Ask for a moustache ride out of this place.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/30(Thu)10:04 No. 17984 ID: 41f1b5
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You get a mustache ride and then ditch him, you assholes

end chapter 2

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/30(Thu)10:13 No. 17991 ID: 41f1b5
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Chapter 3! You are a man now

>>17991
Use MANLINESS AURA to grow BEARD.
Tickle Clarice with it.

>>17991
Inform Victoria that you are a man now, and want to make her a woman.

>>18787
I don't understand that post at all.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/31(Fri)11:03 No. 18825 ID: 41f1b5
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ok ok fixing post

Imma seems to be less angry returning to her "princess" personality. She said she'd explain what's going on later and now is later.

Also Stanley is saying something about being a man! Perhaps it is about the mission he was on with the jello plants!

Well, you have to find out what one has to say, who will it be!?

Let them tell each other and hit on Clarice and Victoria at the same time.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/03(Mon)06:09 No. 21722 ID: 41f1b5
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you get smacked in the face by victoria, feeling defeated and too sad about it to do anything you just decide to listen to the two.

Stanley starts first

>"The truth is, you are in a jewish village full of jewish people. Ironically you have the largest nose... But uh anyways, I just turned 13 and in order for me to become a man I have to have a barmitzvah, but I was given the task of making peace with the jello plants first but today is the celebration which is radical dude sorryImeanawesome..."

Imma explains next

>"As I told you before, I was given an alternate personality to hide my identity from the evils at work. Though no one remembers before it happened, a great evil changed this world, it used to be something else, and it is up to me and some other brave heros to stop it. I was hoping you would help. Especially you Thoremore, your father was killed by the very same evil that has corrupted this world"

woah, waaay too much actual plot for terrible quest, this author guy but have a way of making it terrible or else I don't even...

anyways, you can stick around and see Stanley's manditude ceremony or leave on this lame quest because you want an excuse to kill things.

>>21722
Let's stick around for the ceremony, keeping an eye out for things to kill. Maaaybe we won't ruin it.

>>21722
Go, because free food and drink.
Get drunk, crash the party. With any luck, you'll end up ruining shit for him and he'll leave you alone.

sorry guys, i've been on a little hiatus because A) I had a TON going on including my birthday on the third

B) I have just not been feeling in the terrible quest mood. Partially I am a little disappointed in suggestions, which don't seem very creative at times. I mean really I am willing to make these people to a LOT of things beyond sex and magic, and to be honest those 2 things have happened so much it is getting boring.

That being said, i'm continuing buy you guys have to help make this as fun as possible, y'hear?

thank you for your time, I will be updating in the near future

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/05(Wed)07:07 No. 23104 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore wakes up from what felt like a very very long ceremony, probably because that is exactly what he was sleeping through. Clarice looked like she didn't totally hate it, and by that I mean she may have enjoyed it or something.

I bunch of creepy old people are saying some word...

"Mazel tov" or something, is this some sort of demonic ritual?

Oh well, this must be the after party, now what?

>>23104
well, now that his ceremony is over, let's get back on track. What were we doing before all the sex again?

>>23104
Find food.
Find beverages.
OMNOMNOM.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/07(Fri)06:38 No. 23975 ID: 41f1b5
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Eating food and drinking inappropriately sounds right up thoremore's alley, okay!

You drink this random wine and this fluffy bread people referred to as "halla" or something. You like alcohol but you're terrible at handling it, you'll probably get drunk at this rate

I wonder what cactusgirls eat and drink...

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/07(Fri)07:14 No. 23981 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice stands in puddle near sun

Clarice mind reading:

>PHOTOSYNTHESIS

>>23981
Well isn't that just adorable?

Compliment her, Thoremore, on the way she doesn't cost you any money for food or drink

Damn i want a cactusgirl. They give you oxigen, protect you with their spikes, store delicious cactus juice in case you get lost in the desert, fuck with you and if they're anything like a normal cactus you can clone them easily.

The only thing they need is the ability to retract their spikes. Unless you're a masochist, then you don't care.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/14(Fri)16:23 No. 29537 ID: 41f1b5
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(sorry guys, i've been on hiatus and i've just not been in the mood. I am going to the beach tomorrow so depending on if I bring my laptop I might start updating again.)

>"Good job... *urp* not costing me any money babe!"

Woah, thoremore is not looking so hot

Get Stanley's love-monkey to check what's wrong.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/19(Wed)08:22 No. 31526 ID: efc2a0
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(hey guys, I didn't update for a while because I was sick

it's called i'm a stupid lazy asshole syndrome and I had a bad case of it)

Stanley's love monke- er Victoria diagnoses

Thoremore is drunk

>"the only treatment is time and rest, he might get a hang over too"

>>31526
Well then this sounds like the perfect excuse to get away with INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING.

Then maybe ask Imma where we should go to fight this evil, and get this weird plot thing moving.

Possibly do both at the same time.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/19(Wed)09:03 No. 31532 ID: efc2a0
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you touch squishy boob, oh it is squishy~

From now on thoremore is drunk, your suggestions may or may not work correctly because of messed up reasoning

Imma explains

>"That evil banjo playing narwhal that killed your father is guarding an unholy object corrupting this world, but his lair is too hard to reach by it's self. The only way we could conceivably get in is the use of a secret entrance to it within the kobold amusement park. I figure macrowave and those 2 with it will be after us though. Once we're in the Narwhals hide out we must destroy the object of evil and all will be restored!"

>"*urp* I like squishy bosom"

>>31532
Wait, are you groping Victoria? I'd stop that if I were you Thoremore, don't want to get done for pedophilia.

To the amusement park! Maybe get Stanley to give you a piggy back ride again.

>>31532
Everyone likes the amusement park!
But if rides make you vomit do try to aim away from yourself, maybe try to hit strangers.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/19(Wed)17:37 No. 31646 ID: efc2a0
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stopping the molestation seems like something thoremore wouldn't do.

thoremore decides to stop groping because being drunk has impaired his asshole judgement.

>"urghh, how do weeeee get thaar~ urghg"

>>31646

VOMIT and pass out at Clarice's feet in preparation for tomorrow's adventure. Pissing robe optional but discouraged.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/09(Wed)12:51 No. 40519 ID: 41f1b5
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(hi, I hope I didn't forget my password... Anyways haw haw look at me being a lazy asshole)

Thoremore projectile vomits on stanley

pass out y/n?

>>40519
N.
Get a few more shots off on him.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/23(Wed)13:11 No. 49790 ID: 41f1b5
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ok done, now what

>>49790
pass out, of course.

>>49790
dance, it'll impress the ladies. Especially the one you threw up on.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/28(Mon)19:14 No. 53328 ID: 41f1b5
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SPONTANEOUS PASS-OUT FX

Spelled incorrectly in the image for your convenience!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/01(Thu)14:18 No. 55064 ID: 41f1b5
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YOU WAKE UP IN SEWER UNDER AMUSEMENT PARK! Your characters are off screen for drawing convenience!

so much convenience lately

>>55064
Act as though nothing has happened, go and search for another opportunity to get blitzed and repeat the process.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)09:48 No. 81468 ID: fa4818
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oh the exit more convenience

oh hi Stanley

jesus this art is bad

PUNCH THAT SHIT OPEN

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)09:59 No. 81471 ID: fa4818
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punching through shit inappropriately! your specialty!

ok done YOU ARE IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK OF KOBOLDS


why kobolds? IT'S FUCKING TG CHAN

>>81471

Buy a soft pretzeldog, or ride the ferris wheel.

START RUBBING NOSES EVERYWHERE!

FIND ONE WHO'S INTO SLAPPING NOSES, DO THAT FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)10:08 No. 81475 ID: fa4818
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PRETZEL DOG FOUND

you ought to take it on a nice walk over to the ferris wheel

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)10:08 No. 81476 ID: fa4818
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you made it onto Ferris wheel

kobolds are giving you weird looks, you're the only human... thingies here

>>81476
Pick one at random and hug it.
'Accidentally' frot up against it.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)15:28 No. 81534 ID: fa4818
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you hug kobold and mutter something like "I will love you forever"

>"Hey man, s-stop it, how did humans even get in here!?"

Many authoritative looking kobolds look at you with a sort of "shit bro, we ought to do something about them" kind of look

also your boob-buddies... I MEAN the girls in your party are suddenly around again, NEAT

Give Clarice pretzeldog.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)16:27 No. 81545 ID: fa4818
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pretzel dog runs over to Clarice and Clarice bends over and cutely stares at it.

Random kobold struggle to get free

>"get offa me ass hat"

Officer kobold walks over

>"There a problem here buddy? Humans aint s'posed to be here."

>"LET GO LIMP DICK"

random kobold is kind of an ass

hey guys, here's an update

I mean this things been around for a pretty big while now and like, I'm just not having a ton of fun doing it, and regardless of people trying to tell me they want me to keep doing it, the activity with it is really minimal. I am glad you liked a lot of it and I am happy that you were so accepting this being my first quest. I would love to attempt to at least finish this with a decent ending if you guys are willing to help me finish this, but if not, I have no issues with just dropping it. If you guys would prefer me finishing, COMMENT! I can't do it without you! If you're ok with it ending, that's fine. No ending is terrible, and that's suitable for terrible quest! Either way folks, been a blast. I will be starting a new, more serious project with better art once this ends, thanks for reading.

>>81545

"No problem. Owing to being adventurers and such, we came to see if there was problems YOU had!"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/26(Thu)08:02 No. 81768 ID: fa4818
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(oh god fine GREEN >:C)

>"We're not doing anything bro, we're just adventurers, we ADVENTURE and disrupt the peace"

>" 'Fraid i'mma have to send you folks to jail, no non-kobolds allowed"

Will you got to jail or OTHER?

I can't do it anymore guys, I just can't, it physically hurts to draw this ugh, I can't just can't

putting it on haitus or just totally canceling it at this point, expect a new quest with like, actual art and like, decent stuff, thanks for joining me on this terrible advanture

HEY, IT'D BE NICE IF SOMEONE COULD ARCHIVE THIS OR SOMETHING SINCE IT AINT GONNA BE UPDATED ANY MORE (or for a while at least)

Hold him upside down and shake him.