XenobenerHund 2021/03/16(Tue)07:18 No. 991591 ID: 164e20
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"What do you mean girls? It's the same chef as always!"
"No, you definitely changed something..."
"Isn't your hat puffier than it was when we left?"
"Noooooooo, well maybe but anyways this here is my house. You can come and go as you please just don't break anything. What do you girls want to do now that you're all out of that awful camp?"

"It rhymes with feeding."

Beach partying!

"Probably sleep if i'm being honest. I don't know about you girls, but escaping certain doom sure tires ME out."

>>991591
"I want to break into a DRUGSTORE!"
(Bitluk wants to be a FAMOUS ARTIST)
"I want to finally return to the SEA"
"mlem" (I wanna go to the CANDY SHOP)
"I want to finish my STORY! You bastards interrupted me and are now going to do something else! RUDE!"
"I want to go to a BOG"
"I'm gonna catch the first ship back to my HOMELAND"
"I want to be a CAMWHORE"
"Toot" (I wish to find gainful employment and change the perception of lyluks through HARD WORK and DETERMINATION)

(Whose personal quest do you pursue first?)

>>991597
>>991598
(You can vote on these too or add more if you can think of any)

Oh no, your shittification aura has extended even to the chef now. I suppose that's the hazard of being exposed to shitty lyluks for too long.

Let us finish that crazy story and the persue the bettering of these folks image through hard work and all that.

return to the sea

XenobenerHund 2021/03/16(Tue)10:56 No. 991610 ID: 164e20
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>>991602
"too-" (I'm glad you agree on-)
"OKAY SO AFTER I WAS DONE WITH LUMPLUK THERE WAS A BIG MACHINE AND PRESSED BUTTONS UNTIL IT SHUT DOWN THEN I WENT INTO THE VENT AND MET DDDLUK AND THEN WE SAVED VOYLUK AND HAD TO GO DOWN THE PIT TO GET THE KEY AND WE TRIED TO LEAVE BY WE WERE CAPTURED BY MEANLUKS AND THEN YOU SAVED US" *Migeluk catches her breath*
"Feel better yet?"
"You girls are the worst. No one even liked my story..."
"You're not the best story teller ever."
>>991601
"What? Thats not how that works, we have to combine our auras like last time. We didn't shitify the chef."
"Please, we're right on the shore, just put me in the water and let me go back home."

Toss the fish as far as you can into the water and cry while saying farewell.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/16(Tue)11:30 No. 991617 ID: 164e20
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>>991611
>>991605
(Bitluk goes down to the BEACH and throws fishluk towards the rolling waves. Since lyluks have 0 STRENGTH she doesn't reach the water)
"Oof, thanks for throwing me on the sand, well I guess this gives me time to say my goodbyes."
(Bitluk apologizes for calling her gross and that over her journey she's come to appreciate fishluk as a friend)
"Oh don't worry about that, I'm just happy you got me out of that stinky sewer, thanks for saving me bitluk"
(Bitluk feels something twist inside her as a wave picks up fishluk and carries her out to SEA)
:alltogehter: "Goodbye fishluk! We'll miss you!"
"ᵂᵉ'ˡˡ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ᵃᵍᵃᵃᵃᵃᶦᶦᶦⁿ..."
Bitluk has gained 50 sadness!

OK BITLUK ARTISTS need a lot of sadness to do a good job, so channel that fifty sadness you just gained into your next work, which should be a graffito on a nearby building. Draw fishluk and how you feel about fishluk

XenobenerHund 2021/03/16(Tue)11:46 No. 991624 ID: 164e20
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"Toot" (With that out of the way let us figure out what avenues of employment are open to us. We must change the perception of our race if we do not want a terrible fate to befall us)
"Well I know what job I can do but if you girls want to waste your time on this stupid idea then I'll hang around to tell you I told you so."
"I'm not the type for honest work, y'know?"
"We all have 0 strength, what work can we do?"
>>991620
(Bitluk will channel her sadness into a career as a GRAFFITI ARTIST)
(What kind of jobs should the other lyluks try to get?)

You can still do data entry or call center shit with 0 strength, although it can be awful and soul crushing.

Voyluk can be a camwhore if she wants to. She's got the hottest legs so I think she can make a mint by flashing those gams.

Nexluk should probably just go live in a bog.

Also any of you could be like, a personal assitant or a basic-ass-bitch office worker or whatever. You don't need to read, you just need to be able to suck up to your boss and evade taxes.

consider doing crimes

Voyluk obviously gotta start up an onlyfans account and start streaming while wearing skimpy clothing, she'll be a natural and will be raking in the cash from simps world over for the chance she'll say their name.
She'll be able to fund the entire campaign on the scraps from the wealth she'll accrue.

DDDluk could obviously steal an office for your use, or run as a politician as that's kinda like stealing at this point.
She could also cheat your taxes.

Telemarketing! Janitor work! Food service prep!

XenobenerHund 2021/03/16(Tue)14:05 No. 991650 ID: 164e20
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>>991627
>>991629
>>991631
>>991641
"toot toot" (The theme of these ideas is clear to me, lyluks are known to be of various deficiencies and this greatly limits our opportunities but with modern technology we can compensate for these disabilities and become useful members of society. Camwhores, telemarketers, office assistants, tax dodging? What do all these things need? Why a computer of course! If we can acquire a computer then all our dreams will come true!)
"Wow! Thats a great idea yungluk! You're so smart!"
"Yeah! We'll be rich in no time!"
"But where are we going to get a computer?"

Go look in the dumpsters of office buildings. They throw all kinds of things away.

>>991651
Pretty good idea.
Could also just look in a junkyard.

The peach washes ashore

Wait, does Chef have a computer?

>>991650
The chef might have a computer you could borrow, as in use while at his home, not take it with you.
alternatively, use a public computer at the library.
just don't do anything lewd on it.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)07:45 No. 992141 ID: 164e20
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>>991656
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUNNNNN*

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)08:18 No. 992144 ID: 164e20
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>>991658
>>991659
"Hey chef! Do you have a computer we can use?"
"Nope, what does a chef need a computer for? Creating delicious food requires you to be in top shape, not only physically but mentally. I have no need for the compensating mental power of a computer."
"Okay well you could've just said no instead of rubbing it in."
"Uh... Sorry?"

Quick! to the LIBARBY! that place should have computers!

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)08:56 No. 992150 ID: 164e20
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>>991651
>>991652
"Toot" (Here we begin our search, it seems humans throw away computers as if they are nothing, they do not value such things but their waste is our gain, let us begin our raise with this trash can)
"Guys isn't anywhere close to an... oh whatever knock yourselves out."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)09:04 No. 992152 ID: 164e20
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>>992150
"Okay, so we knocked it over, now does anyone know what a computer looks like?"
"Nope, I lived in a barrel my whole life."
"I think we saw one in the camp, it's kinda like a TV but with buttons on it."
"But Tv's normally have buttons on them?"
"No, like, seperate from the TV, I'll point it out if I see one."
(Do the lyluks find anything useful in the trash? If so what?)

They find a shitty tablet, the swallowing kind.
They also find a shitty tablet, the pc kind.

luckily there's a [version before newest] mobile phone in the trash, with a working camera! Such wasteful consumerism. They didn't even bother unplugging the charging cable before throwing it out.

boy, these guys must be rich, there's even a laptop in here! ...although missing it's batteries.
and the screen....
No wait, there they are. They'd just fallen off.

Certainly now your adventure will continue unimpeded and fully on it's way towards- OH MY GOD IS THAT A HAMBURGER??! JACKPOT!

They find a racoon. new pet!

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)11:06 No. 992174 ID: 164e20
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>>992154
"Holy shit is that even more LYLUK PILLS! Ah it really is like back to the old days of getting into the garbage and passing out in peoples yards."
"I've seen how these PHONES work, you can video yourself with them, but I don't know how to turn it on."
"I can't figure out what this blank TABLET is and the COMPUTER is busted. Maybe we can get it fixed somewhere?"
"Oh look, a BURGER!"
"We should give that to bitluk, she hasn't stopped crying since fishluk left."
(Bitluk is ecstatic at this scrumptious gift, she has temporarily lost 20 sadness!)
>>992165
"And look at this, we're not the only one going through this treasure trove, C'here little guy, psst psst."
(The raccoon seems to feel an affinity with the dddluk and approaches like a dog)
"See, he's friendly! What should we name him guys?"

Mr. Foams

on account of all the shaving cream around its snout!

also stick it in your inventory

Rocket. Or hey maybe Rosarch, like rorschach but shitty

name him re-starch

A raccon thief-friend! There's only one name that can befit such a rascally companion: Slyluk Racooner!

...Names are hard, ok

>Owners of the house: Investigate all the commotion and angrily chase away the pests, and the raccoon, going through your garbage upon discovering them

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)12:21 No. 992192 ID: 164e20
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>>992175
>>992176
>>992180
>>992183
>>992188
"Mr. Foams rocket re-starch Slyluk racooner! Thanks pervert spirits! Now to stuff this guy safely in my inventory where..."
>>992189
"Hey! What are you doing in my garbage! Get out of here! Before I call the exterminators on you!"
"Oh no! What do we do?"
(Bitluk feels bad about knocking over an innocent persons garbage and also being threatened with death. Her sadness has increased by 30!)

Well he is giving us the chance to leave at least. Lets get on outta there.

Wait why did the raccoon get hella thicc all of a sudden? Throw it at the man!

Let us explain our motivations!

If we tell the guy we are looking for a computer to spread good publicity about us, he might even simpatize.

Also, compliment his clear romantic prowess.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)14:15 No. 992225 ID: 164e20
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>>992202
"Too-" (Well you see good sir we are simp-)
"Ewww, Don't fart in my face you filthy animal! Get out of here! Git!"
"What he's trying to say is we're just looking for-"
"What do I care what you're looking for? Do it by messing up someone elses trash. Leave!"
(He gets the broom)
"Oh no, it's not working!"
"Time for my secret weapon... Ahem! Hey handsome~ Why don't we get to know each other better, maybe somewhere more private~"
"I never want to heard you ask me that ever again."
(Diplomacy has failed)

Okay, you should leave now.

>nexluk: attempt to run away swiftly, only to slip in place until you generate enough motion and paradoxically catapult yourself in the opposite direction in a compromising position right at the poor man's face
>nexluk's legs: you don't know what's happening only that there was no ground and now there's something between you to clamp onto so instinctively leg-lock that bitch and never let go
>Alphonses face: be very perturbed
>nexluk: be very embarrassed about all of this but without knowing how to make it stop

I think bitluk's sadness would be reaching pretty high levels by now
I think she may start powerfully crying from all this

Bitluk: use your tears to water his plants as an apology

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)07:11 No. 993315 ID: 164e20
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>>992196
>>992227
"RUN AWAY!!!!!!"
"TOOT" (Retreat!)
"Yeah, thats right, never- wait why are you staying?"
>>992240
"Ewwww, you know I can hear what you're saying right, I'm not your perverse puppet!"
"Says the one who likes getting her butt licked."
"Shut up, don't encourage them."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)07:20 No. 993317 ID: 164e20
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>>992243
>>992246
(Bitluks sadness is now so high that her tears production can sustain a healthy garden!)
(Unfortunately this man doesn't seem to have one so bitluk instead waters his lawn in the hopes this act of charity will lead to forgiveness)
"What are you doing? Uh... Look I didn't mean to panic you or anything, I wasn't actually going to call the exterminator on you, I just wanted you to get away from my garbage. So just go on back to your friends and don't cause any trouble."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)08:12 No. 993319 ID: 164e20
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"So what- Oh there you are bitluk. Anyways what are we going to do with this junk?"
"Shut up, Mr.Foams isn't junk!"
"Gosh, who would've thought the assassin would be so sensitive. Pervert spirits! You can read and stuff, help us out with modern technology, how fix computer?"

>>993315
>"Ewwww, you know I can hear what you're saying right, I'm not your perverse puppet!"

Hey we're pervert spirits, remember. Not our fault we died horny, never to be fulfilled
Also, that's big talk from someone so sexy they literally defy physics with their slippery smoothness :smirkyfaacethatyoureimaginingrightnow:

hol on, let me try our magic-shmagic spirit powers

>Computer: Work
>also Computer: Be filled with terabytes upon terabytes porn with all of the content featuring smug, married, and in lingerie lizards, minotaurs, and bunny wives neatly categorized in their own folders with one particularly large folder being dedicated entirely to sexy lyluks making seductive honks, which are also smug, married, and in lingerie like the rest

>>993319
You're going to need at least one (1) electricity so you can plug the computer in to see what's wrong/if it works. So you need a place to go with electrical outlets.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)10:54 No. 993351 ID: 164e20
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>>993320
"Ugh, pilluk why did you have to introduce me to these guys?"
"Beggars can't be choosers."
>>993322
"Okay, I'm pressing buttons and nothings happening! WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING? WHERES THE MAGIC GUYS??????"

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)10:56 No. 993353 ID: 164e20
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>>993332
"Oh, there we go, thanks nexluk."
"Hmmmm, Damn I wish I could read, or understood how to work a computer, anyone here have any experience with these things?"

>>993353
YEAH
I need to get a closer look at the screen though.
Or you can just read to me what it says?

Looking in trash helped us before finding a computer. Maybe it may help us again! Click the icon that looks like a trash bin.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)11:05 No. 993360 ID: 164e20
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>>993356
"Okay, does this work? I don't really understand how changing your view works but just let me know if you can see it."
>>993357
"There ain't no trash can I see in there. Just all dark and words."

so, jesus christ this plan is not going to work. I do not think a computer this old can even connect to the internet. I doubt you're going to find a DOS boot disk anywhere either.

It's asking for a boot disk. DDDluk might have something like that stashed away.

Put cookie in disk slot

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)11:55 No. 993371 ID: 164e20
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>>993364
"Toot" (Come now friends, don't lose hope on us yet, we are close to achieving our goal!)
>>993365
>>993367
"Hey dddluk, you got... one of those things they said?"
"Well the only thing I got that'll fit into the slot is one of those cookies."
"Well what are you waiting for? Hand it over! I can't wait to finally start my dream job."
"Okay okay, here, I hope this works."
"Alright, so theres a cookie in the box, what do we do next?"

>>993371
how did that work

Ok wait for it to finish loading, then... does this thing have a mouse? If it's keyboard only you can hit tab to select icons.

Hold something lewd in your trunk and we can guide on on which buttons to press. This is how it works, really. Would a pervert spirit lie to you?
Creep on? Perhaps. But *lie?* Please, there's nothing more honest than a pervert.

>pervet spirits: type HELP on computer through the lewdness held in the lyluk's trunk (or just the lyluks trunk, they ARE pretty lewd after all, what with the shape, and how it moves and all...)

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)12:33 No. 993382 ID: 164e20
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>>993374
"Even if I knew where the tab key was, theres only this thing on screen, what does it mean? How do mice control this thing? Is there mice running it like in cartoons?"
>>993377
"Pervert spirits, we don't own anything lewd."
"But that idea about using the lewdest of us to physically manifest their will in the world, could that really work? Who would even have enough lewd power to do such a thing?"

wait, hold on a moment.... my luk-lore might be a bit rusty, but... that's... that's not beaconluk's *trunk* at all, is it?

(ew) regardless, that might work as a receptacle of the pervert spirits power

Play Cookie Clicker to make the computer a perpetual motion machine

Voyluk is clearly the lewdest, and on top of that, she has some idea of what a camwhore is, so her internet knowledge might be sufficient to manifest her will in the world in a manner that's actually, I don't want to say 'useful,' but furthering your goals.

>>993382
Just poke the screen.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)13:28 No. 993390 ID: 164e20
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>>993384
>>993386
>>993388
"Hear that? I'm the chosen to work this anc-"
"mlem"
"What? No, didn't you hear them? I am the chosen one, not you, shove off!"
"Mlem? Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem."
"No, stop touching it! It's for me! ME!"
(Beaconluk and voyluk fight over the keyboard until the screen changes)
"Oh no! Look what you did now, you broke it!"
"Mlem?"
>>993385
"Uh, could you tell us how to play cookie clicker, I've only ever played hop scotch."

>>993384
oh no! i meant yungluk, i'm sorry beaconluk!
*guilt-ridden sob-prelude*
curse my tiny dead lyluk brain, there's too many lyluk names to keep track of now for me like this!
abloobloobloobloo.......................................................................................................................................................................................*quiet sob*

>>993390
push buttons one by one until something changes.

Gals! there's a lyluk! there's a lyluk trapped in there! You gotta get her out!!

GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME
GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)08:11 No. 994155 ID: 164e20
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"I'll just start hitting buttons and see what happens"
"Wow! You certainly did something. I wonder whats going to happen when-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(The lyluks are dead. Thank you for playing shitty lyluk quest)

>>994155
OH NO

(still my favorite quest)

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)09:04 No. 994167 ID: 164e20
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"Dammit, well thats one of these gone."
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB*
"-the letters stop appearing. Oh it just restarted the computer, that was anti-climatic."
"I feel as though we narrowly avoided disaster right there, we should leave all this dangerous technology up to the spirits, they know what they are doing."
"Toot" (I agree with nexluk, it turned out fine this time but who knows what could happen if we fiddle willy nilly with such advanced unknowable artifacts)
"You're right, you're exactly right, pervert spirits! Guide my trunk!"

CLICK ON GAME CLICK ON GAME

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)09:12 No. 994171 ID: 164e20
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>>993394
>>993395
"Okay, so to save pixeluk we have to complete this game right? I've never played a game before so you're gonna have to explain how to do it."
"Doesn't seem like theres much you can do, you just move pixeluk on a background. How do you win pervert spirits?"

>>994171
Try hitting the big flat button, called the spacebar, when the characters appear.

try to find the button that lets you kick Shyni in the head.

>>994171
The key is probably that strange sign you can see near the second character. I'm sure there is a way to grab it...

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)11:22 No. 994214 ID: 164e20
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"Hey, did you girls hear an explosion? Everyone alright?"
"An explosion? Nope, didn't hear anything like that, must've been in your head."
"Oooooh, what you got there chef?"
"I thought you girls would be hungry after nearly being killed in an extermination camp, so I made you some irish nachos!"
"Thanks chef!"
"Hey, no problem, it's what I do, having fun on your computer?"
"Yes chef, we're playing a game."
"Okay, well I'm always around if you need anything, don't be a stranger."

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)11:24 No. 994215 ID: 164e20
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>>994176
>>994177
"Oh hey, it worked!"
"Then why do I feel like we just did something wrong?"
(Bitluks sadness increased by 5!)

It's ok bitluk it's just a game! But if you like we can try uh... cookie browser?

This is the most right think you've ever done, Bitluk. (tbh Shyni isn't actually bad but, you know.)

hold shift, might make him run faster

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)12:17 No. 994229 ID: 164e20
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>>994190
"Okay, that did something..."
"Look at all the lyluks on screen! This was definitely the right call, I think we successfully freed pixeluk!"
"Hooray!"
"... Okay but what now?"
>>994217
(Bitluk is unsure about playing cookie clicker now that it's a lyluk game, she doesn't want more lyluks to be trapped in the computer!)
>>994218
(Pervert spirit praise improves her mood slightly, bitluk lost 5 sadness!)

try lyluk/cookie browser to see if we can set up an onlyfans or do nigerian email scams or something.

pixeluk went into the recycle bin. Follow her by opening the recycle bin, and then push ESC, that might help her escape the computer!

Why, i'm quite out of ideas
Maybe click on each of the icons and see what they are?

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)13:29 No. 994284 ID: 164e20
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>>994217
>>994230
"You must guide my trunk to that, cause I can't read... Oh it worked! It changed! It must have so much info on this screen!"
"It's a good thing we have these nachos or else I'd be really jealous of those pixeluks eating the cookies."
"So, what now? Pick the path before us..."

Click the fourth thing down on the left side of the screen. With the little lock picture next to it.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)14:07 No. 994295 ID: 164e20
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>>994285
"Gee, I sure wish I could read, maybe then all this would make sense."
"Mlem"
"Don't lick me."
"Sooooooo... I forgot how this thing was supposed to help us, can someone please explain?"

Try second down from the top.

It'll help by posting pictures of voyluk's gams from what I understand.

>>994295
Well, without being able to read it's going to be real hard to use the thing. Maybe you should try learning. For instance, the choices on the left are:
NEWS
HISTORY
COOKIES
WORLD DOMINATION
MORE COOKIES

The notification says "ACCESS DENIED. For archival purposes only. Must be in place as a world leader or permission from such to view." And the button says "ok"

>>994295
Hmm, well let's see.
On the left from top to bottom we have:
[
NEWS
------------------
HISTORY
------------------
COOKIES
------------------
WORLD(lock-symbol)
DOMINATION
------------------
MORE COOKIES
]

then on the right, from top to bottom we have:
[
HELLO! ADMIN|LOGOUT

------------------
COOKIE SHOPS NEARBY
------------------
(some kinda map)
------------------
]
And finally in the middle we have:

[
ACCESS DENIED
------------------
For archival purpouses only. Must be in place as a world leader or permission from such to view.
------------------
OK
]
And that's all the text on screen here.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/07(Wed)08:47 No. 995179 ID: 164e20
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>>994296
"Boy that sure is a lot of text we can't read, do you guys actually know what you're doing? Cause I don't see how this leads to voyluk posting her gams."
"Yeah, I wanna be making money already! Figure out how to make that happen! NOW!"
"Toot" (Please calm down, they are trying their best)
>>994297
>>994298
"Hey you two, transcribe this too will you? I want to learn about cookie history."
(Bitluk is very excited to be learning the history of delicious cookies!)
(Sadness decreased by 5)

>>995179
I'll give you the abridged version:

Since 1935 a cartel of cookie bakers secretly rule the world from the shadows.

I don't think there's a webcam on this, so I'm not sure how to get the gams onto the machine, personally.

*Reads the text out loud.*

Ooh! We could join the cookie cartel to rule the world through cookies!

"The history of cookies dates back far into ancient history, shortly after the invention of sugar cookies became the go-to snack for traveling merchants. Those who controlled cookie production controlled the merchant, those who controlled the merchants controlled trade, those who controlled trade controlled the world. Thus our forebears egged on kings to start wars for the cookie bakers benefit, to squash competition and lock up new markets. This disunity among cookie bakers continued until the industrial revolution, where mechanization allowed more cookies to be produced faster and cheaper than ever before, allowing a small group of well connected bakers to dominate the world market. A dream was then hatched, to realize the true potential of cookie control. In 1935 the cookie cartel was formlized, putting all cookies into one basket. Now if world leaders wanted their cookies they'd need to answer to the cartel. After a few apointments and bloodless coups world cookie domination was achieved in 1972 and the cookie bakers sublime guidance has persisted ever since."

I'm not sure what to make of this. Is this just backstory for the cookie clicker game, not the browser? Did you click on the top left icon or the one closer to the middle of the screen?

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)08:37 No. 995322 ID: 164e20
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>>995181
"What!? So this thing won't even do the one thing we got it for? You spirits are useless!"
"I think it's just missing a part, we'll have to go find it."
"Well then what are we waiting for? Lets go get it!"
>>995191
"The cookie cartel eh? Sounds absolutely devious. Stealing from the entire world without having to lift a finger? Give me a piece of that cookie!"
(The prospect of all the cookies in the world has gotten bitluk very excited. She loses 30 sadness)
>>995200
(Bitluk appreciates you going through the trouble of typing all that out. Bitluk loses 5 sadness)

"Guys, we have to get into this cartel thing, it's our ticket to the high life we deserve!"
"What? No, we need my webcam, all this has been leading up to my debut, we can't just change course like this."
"Oh please, why camwhore when you're a part of the ruling elite? Then you'll be paying the camwhores, not being one!"
"But I want to BE one!"
(Should the lyluks try to find a webcam or try to join the cookie cartel?)

Why not both?
Being part of the cookie cartel is probably very lucrative, which would let you buy the BEST webcams, microphones, computers, accessories, etc, etc, for your webcam career!
You could even buy your own home with a whole room specifically designated for webcam whoring and *nothing else*!

You'll be raking in the cash and fans AND living the high-life in secret all at once, i see no way for this to fail.

>>995322
buy maid costume.

>>995325
This seems perfectly reasonable tbh.

Also definitely also buy a maid outfit.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)10:34 No. 995333 ID: 164e20
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>>995325
>>995332
"But I want to achieve my dreams now! I don't wanna join an evil cabal before I can do what I am destined for!"
"You heard what the spirits said, we'll get rich and powerful first then we can do whatever we want."
"Yeah, c'mon voyluk, we'll do your thing right after this."
"Ugh, but this'll take forever!"
>>995326
"How about this, we'll get a maid costume while we're out? You'll look attractive in that, you'll get fans before you know it."
"... Alright fine but I'm not happy about this!"
"Now, where exactly would we have to go if we wanted to join the cookie cartel? Maybe theres clues on this compu- oops my trunk accidently pressed something, I hope I didn't mess anything up."

No that was a correct trunk press. You are where the blue upside down cry is, and you have to go where the red upside down cry is. That is where you should go to join the cookie cabal

Also Voyluk I'll be your first fan. I admire all of your feminine charms and beauty.

You should try to steal a car to get there fast

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)12:12 No. 995341 ID: 164e20
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>>995335
"Sorry, but its just not the same if you're incorporeal."
>>995337
"Alright you heard the spirits girls, load yourselves on in, world conquest ain't gonna wait."
"Hey, we can't just steal the chefs truck!"
"Is that so? Well just watch me from the side of the road then!"
"No I mean like morally, he helped us in our time of need."
"Oh don't worry nexluk, he won't mind if we take it down the road a little bit."
"Yeah, he won't even notice it's gone."
"... I don't like this."
(Bitluk is very guilty about doing the chef like this. She has gained 30 sadness!)
"Well, hop on in girls and enjoy the ride"
"Can you even drive this thing?"
"Of course don't worry, It's all in my lyluk instincts"
*brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr*

>>995341
You could have asked him...

Make sure to park away from the cookie shop, who knows if they are hostile!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)13:01 No. 995345 ID: 164e20
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>>995342
"I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure I heard 'steal' and not 'ask the chef kindly'"
>>995343
"Okay park away from the cookies, yes this looks like a fine parking spot."

Oh that's a lot of witnesses, and they got you on camera, you must act quickly or they might call the military on you

well

It's been nice knowing you.

>>995345
Now load up the truck, set fire to the facility and quickly drive off before they give *the call*

Just abandon the truck and immediately run away.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)13:34 No. 995350 ID: 164e20
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>>995346
>>995347
"Oh calm down you babies, we'll be fine. I've done this sort of thing loads of times before."
>>995348
"Alright you heard the ghost, start loading her up! Bitluk you're on w-"
"Hey! Woah woah woah WOAH! We're here to join the cookie cabal, not rob the place!"
"Bitluk is very scared of the consequences of what just happened. Bitluk gains 50 more sadness!)
"How am I gonna get my webcam now!"
"Girls! Calm down! Just follow my lead and we'll all make it out of this richer than when we came in! Trust me on this, we'll have our cookies and eat them too!"
(Do you follow dddluks lead or do you try to salvage the situation?)

>>995350
We need to salvage the situation. Making enemies out of the cookie cabal is literally the exact opposite of what we want to accomplish!

>>995350
On one hand, you can make easy cash by outright stealing everything and bolting out while burning the evidence.
On the other, you can stay and still get caught by the cookie cartel because you barged into their headquarters uninvited and destroyed valuable cookies. And who knows what kind of helmets the Cookie Cartel henchmen are wearing?
I think the right choice is pretty clear.

I sure hope that truck has enough gasoline to take you out of here later

I'm having trouble coming up with any useful advice. You just completely wrecked the building, and there are definitely security cameras so you're not going to get away with it.
This is really depressing. All that effort to get you out of prison and try to get you on a path to self-sufficiency and you've ruined it on your first day of freedom. You're not just an annoyance, DDDLuk, you're a menace. On top of that, Lhomar's going to get pulled into it, because you used his truck.

For those of you who don't want to dive headfirst into a life of crime without any of the skills necessary for it, I suggest offering yourselves up into indentured servitude to the cookie cabal or whoever runs this place, doing jobs nobody else wants to do.

Yell "Salutations! We are here to bring the greatness of the cookie empire to the lyluk demographic! With lyluks under the sway of cookies, you will be unstopable!
Also, give me some vanilla chips, I have some cash here."

wait hold on, dddkluk, you did this exact thing 3 years go and got thrown into lyluk-jail for it! I saw it, i was one of the people you ran over!

That's it, now that i remember i'll have my revenge! Take this! *uses forbidden pervert-spirit powers to make you lewd*

Some of these pervert spirits seems to be dumber than lyluks, or they ARE lyluks...
I mean stealing a car and crashing into a store? these things are too overt, a secret cookie cabal is gonna want to be SECRET, announcing your presence and intention straight out is just gonna get you silenced.
You gotta do this discreetly, not crash-into-a-mall-tly.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/14(Wed)08:57 No. 996174 ID: 164e20
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>>995408
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH NO! What have you done to me?"

XenobenerHund 2021/04/14(Wed)09:11 No. 996177 ID: 164e20
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>>996174
"By 3dluk! You've gotten all shiny dddluk!"
"And she's carrying a weapon too!"
(Bitluk is afraid of dddluks new spikes)
"No! How am I gonna be able to sneak around dressed like this? Pervert spirits! I demand you change me back right this instant! How am I to steal anything when I'm this shiny!"
"Serves you right for getting us into this mess!"
"Yeah! You really fucked us over dddluk"
"We were supposed to just get my outfit but now we're gonna go straight back to prison!"
"Hey hey hey now girls, dddluk has shown before she knows whats she's doing, I think we should trust her on this one."
"Migeluk knows what she's talking about, please just follow my lead on this one and we'll get out just fine."
"Hell no! We're gonna go over to the cookie cartel headquarters and hope they don't blame us for what you did!"
"This is really not a good look for us dddluk"
(Bitluk is scared of the thought of confronting the cookie cartel after this)
"Fine! But me and migeluk are getting all the profits when we wheel on out of here!"
(Do you want to side with dddluk and migeluk or the rest of the party?)

>>996177
At last, vengeance is served... but at terrible cost. Hornyness cannot be created nor destroyed, merely transferred, by turning you lewd my own hornyness is gone. I can no longer feel any lewd thoughts at all, and as such must leave you now, my pervert brethren.
⠀
F A⠀ R⠀ E ⠀W⠀⠀ E⠀⠀ L⠀⠀⠀ L ⠀⠀⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.

Welp, with dddluk this lewd she'll do nothing but think of holes, phallic objects and weird lewd interactions between them...
Hornyness is difficult to control, and with her being newly-lewd she'll need to learn to control her newfound hornyness or she'll now spend the whole adventure touching herself inappropriately too much to be of any help.

3dluk knows what she is doing, just follow her lead (and squeaky noises too)

Well i don't know gals, this seems a bit too high stakes choice for me to know what to do with.

So fuggit! pop a bunch of lyluk-pills and do whatever the great luk-spirit thing tells ya!
Free will is for chumps, great spirit-luks in ambiguous voids all the way!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/14(Wed)11:01 No. 996196 ID: 164e20
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>>996181
"And good riddance! Never come back!"
>>996182
"Shut up! I don't want to hear about what you've done to me!"
>>996183
"Finally! One of you start talking some sense! Listen to this one girls and we'll be out of here before you know it."
>>996186
"STOP! This one is right, why make decisions for ourselves when we can just outsource it to a higher power? I'm gonna consult my drug hallucinations and get back to you on what she says."
"Wait no! Beaconluk actually died last tim-"
(But Pilluk was already eating all the pills)
(Voting is still open, Make your voices heard about whether you want to follow dddluk or pilluks crew)

Please do not become career criminals.

3dluk use that stick you got to knock her out before she eats too many pills!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/14(Wed)11:18 No. 996200 ID: 164e20
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>>996196
"OH my gosh! Really?! Could this possibly get any worse?"
(Bitluk is scared pilluk won't get back up. She gains 50 sadness!)
"Mlem" (Don't worry guys, pilluk got high tolerance, she can handle it)
"So what? We just gotta carry her around now? This is bad."
"I'd just like to point out I had nothing to do with it."

you could just leave Pilluk at the back of the truck while you do the important stuff, 3dluk is your leader now

Let us now go and negotiate a treaty with the cookie cartel!

Don't worry gals, this is normal for pilluk by now.

>pilluk: learn how to become the new masters (or at least successfully join) the secret cookie cabal
>or learn some useful cosmic secrets or destiny bullshit whatever

>DDDluk: Try and fail at not thinking lewd thoughts

>it can't get any worse, charge into the cookie cabal's hideout using pilluk as a battering ram, let none stand in your way!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/14(Wed)12:14 No. 996215 ID: 164e20
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>>996202
"So we're jUst gonna stuff WARM TASTY BODY in this coLd lonEly trunK??????"
"This Isn't Happening"
"tootle ooo pilluk, see you on the other side"
(Bitluk disintegrates into tears)
"I'm Flying..."
*Chomp*

XenobenerHund 2021/04/14(Wed)12:38 No. 996216 ID: 164e20
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"Hello! It's been a while since I've seen you. You've done very well so far but your quest is not anywhere close to complete."
"butt i fweee"
"Not for long if you don't head my warning! But before that, any questions you or your spirit friends want to ask? Any mysteries you want elaborated upon?"

Aside from what's the next step?

How to join the secret world domineering cookie cartel perhaps?
Or maybe how to access this hidden state without any lyluk pills would be useful.

Does the One True Lyluk exist?
Do boyluks exist? How do lyluks reproduce if not?

Also I guess you could tell us how many lyluk wishes we have any chance of fulfilling.

How deep does a lyluk hole go?

Just want to say I love your neck wrinkles.

>>996216
What would happen if Bitluk were to laugh?

Oh, great spirit, I beseech thee: why no boyluks?

XenobenerHund 2021/04/21(Wed)09:22 No. 997160 ID: 164e20
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>>996217
>Aside from what's the next step?
"Yeah, about that..."
>How to join the secret world domineering cookie cartel perhaps?
"As cool as that would be, it's not going to happen, you must be able to bake cookies to join and as we all know lyluks can't cook anything."
"Awwwwwww"
>Or maybe how to access this hidden state without any lyluk pills would be useful.
"Sorry, spoilers, don't worry, you'll figure it out at some point."
>>996219
>Does the One True Lyluk exist?
"She did once upon a time."
>Do boyluks exist?
"Why there is a boyluk in your very party!"
"Whhhaaaaaaaaaaa!? OH NO! Wat dew?"
>How do lyluks reproduce if not?
"You've already seen how to do it, or least migeluk did."
>Also I guess you could tell us how many lyluk wishes we have any chance of fulfilling.
"Exactly one!"
"Yay! Wishes!"
>>996220
>How deep does a lyluk hole go?
"Extremely shallow, barely counts as a hole."
>>996222
>Just want to say I love your neck wrinkles.
"Thank you..."
>>996223
>What would happen if Bitluk were to laugh?
"No one would be able to hear it since bitluk only speaks the INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUKS."
>>996234
>Oh, great spirit, I beseech thee: why no boyluks?
"But there are! You know one!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Now anything else before I tell you what you came here for and I send you back?"

wait which one is the boyluk?

>>997160
Who is the boyluk?
(it's voyluk, isn't it? damn i knew femboys were irresistible, but i never expected femboyluks to be that captivating...!)

Which of the wishes do we have any chance of fulfilling?

Could the chef teach a lyluk how to bake cookies?

And i got nothing else, thank you for all you've done for the luks so far, giant beautiful spirit-luk!

>>997160
>only one wish
What? That's weird, shouldn't it be fairly simple to both break into a drug store and visit a candy store? And going to a BOG sounds easy too.

Did you think I meant something else? I was referring to the "personal quests" of our lyluks.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/21(Wed)12:57 No. 997177 ID: 164e20
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>>997161
"I'd answer that but I know you ask it with malice, it's up to you to figure it out."
>>997162
"But no, it's not voyluk, you can't just achieve insight into a person by rhyming their name."
>Which of the wishes do we have any chance of fulfilling?
"It's the big wish of course, for lyluk to be free once more and finally be beloved as she should be."
>Could the chef teach a lyluk how to bake cookies?
"No, No one can."
>thank you for all you've done for the luks so far, giant beautiful spirit-luk!
"No problem... Even if you are a pervert spirit."
>>997166
"I know what you meant and you won't achieve any of them, you of all people should know that lyluks are very bad at achieving their goals, really they're often counter-productive."
"Now, onto the important thing, so basically you're not out of the weeds yet. If you don't play your cards right you're all going to die today."
"Wha???? Y????"
"And it's not because you broke a bunch of laws and burned the bridge with your only ally, though that didn't help, no, it's because your adversary has followed you here and is poised to strike! You must find a more permanent way to deal with him, for he is nearly upon you now!"
"Weit! how do?"
"Thats for you to figure out little pilluk, now go! Your friends are in danger!"

Isn't the world our adversary?

Oh no, the weird creep in the greasy sweater followed you! He's here!

>>997177
>"But no, it's not voyluk, you can't just achieve insight into a person by rhyming their name."
It was more so due to their cam-whoring and wanting to wear high kneesocks really.

...Wait, you mean they *aren't* a cute femboyluk? o _ o
oh gods. I-I need to delete some folders.

I think bitluk is the boyluk, the herald of a new age....of there being boyluks around.

Oh, and I think we should find a way to defend ourselves from the creepy hacker from the prison.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/21(Wed)13:30 No. 997183 ID: 164e20
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"Gasp! Oh no! This is really really really BAD! LIKE SUPER DUPER INCREDIBLY BAD! GIRLS! THERES A BOYLUK AMONG US!!!!"
"Wait? Where is everyone? Girls?"
>>997179
"Yeah but I'm used to it, thats how it's always been. I don't even know what I'd do in a world that actually liked me."
>>997180
"Oh yeah right. Him too! GIRLS! Oh wait... Damn you don't think he already got them do you? Why did he leave me behind?"
>>997181
"Gross, you may be all I have again but can you keep the perversion to a minimum?"

"Damn, what do I do now? I hope everyone is alright."

Is nobody around? You should probably leave the scene of the crime. And look for any clues.

Try to look around. Be wary of any evidence of the presence of pesky romans.

Do you have some luk-aura senses you could tap into to locate them?
Failing that, follow the tracks, with DDDluk being so lewd now there's bound to be traces of... something around here. Probably lube tbh.

>>997187
Or a trail of bitluk tears

XenobenerHund 2021/04/21(Wed)14:08 No. 997192 ID: 164e20
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>>997182
"No! No way bitluk is the boyluk! She's cute and precious and not masculine at all!"
>>997184
"Nope, absolutely n-HEY! VOYLUK OVER HERE!"
"Yooo, pilluk, you're awake, where'd everyone else go?"
"I dunno, they were gone when I woke up, where were you?"
"Where do you think? Left to get the thing we came here for."
>>997185
"What did you see while you were away voyluk?"
"Rows and rows of junk. No cookies anywhere, I think that map was wrong about the cookie cartel being here."
>>997187
"Man, if only I could feel lyluk auras then this would be easy."
"Who needs that when you can just follow bitluks constant trail of tears?"
"Oh yeah right. Let follow that and see where it goes."

Voyluk lookin nice.

Didn't beaconluk eat out somebody's pussy at some point? Is that boyluk evidence?

And yeah follow tears.

Heya Voyluk, looking snazzy and ready for camwhoring.
..We should probably also tell them about the whole "needing to be able to bake cookies to join the cookie cartel" thing.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/21(Wed)14:58 No. 997199 ID: 164e20
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>>997193
"Hmm, beaconluk does have a constant air of... depravity around her. She also seduced nexluk without any effort."
"Pardon my french but that is very sus."
"I guess beaconluk is a possibility."
>>997198
"Aww thanks guys. But you need to pay up if you want private time~"
"Also, voyluk we need to learn to bake cookies if we want to join the cookie cartel. But we can't learn how to bake cookies..."
"Oh well, I wasn't into the whole idea anyway."

"Bitluk! We found you!"
"Bitluk! What happened? Where did everyone go?"
"Bitluk?..... She's not answering."
"Maybe the spirits could to talk to her?"
(Be bitluk?)

Oh no, she's wearing a helmet. Nothing good happens when helmets are involved.

Bitluk time it is

>Bitluk: Recount the horrors you've witnessed

Bitluk, protect your mighty castle. Speak your truth to these other luks.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/28(Wed)08:23 No. 998089 ID: 164e20
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>>997200
>>997201
>>997202
>>997203
(You are now bitluk! Unfortunately bitluk has gone MAD with SADNESS!)
(Bitluk refuses to recount what has transpired until her castle is safe from these invaders! She tells them politely to leave)
"Bitluk, we have no time to play pretend, we're in serious danger here!"
(Bitluk is preparing to man the battlements)
(What do you say to bitluk?)

Oh no! Bitluk has gone MAD with SADNESS and thinks you're invaders trying to take her castle!

What did you girls DO to her???

Bitluk, these might not be invaders. They might be merchants or traveling musicians or something else. You should ask them what their purpose is in visiting your castle.

Dont trust them Bitluk! you are better off without them, attack!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/28(Wed)09:39 No. 998102 ID: 164e20
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>>998090
"What do you mean WE? I was passed out in the back of a truck!"
"I wasn't anywhere near bitluk when she went crazy either!"
>>998095
(After dealing with the MALL MERCHANTS bitluk doesn't trust anyone trying to sell her stuff!)
"Excuse me? Mall merchants?"
>>998099
(Bitluk slams the portcullis closed and proclaims that they'll never take this castle so long as she lives!)

Bitluk's state is serious, you've gotta lower her SADNESS levels if you'll want to have any chance of talking sense into her.

Try drawing happy things with the crayons on the floor and offer her some crayons to draw with herself.
Having a drawing-pile with her friends might cheer her up!

Make funny puns in the inaudible lyluk language! Those are the best!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/28(Wed)11:12 No. 998147 ID: 164e20
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>>998104
"Good idea! I'll draw us passing out from a massive drug overdose! I would love to do that with friends."
"I'm gonna draw you guys taking pictures of my naughty bits."
"..... I uh...... Okay I know we were going to do that but did you have to say it out loud?"
(Bitluk would love to draw but she has to defend her castle! The castle being more colorful does raise her spirits a little)
(Bitluk lost 15 sadness)
>>998126
(Pilluk makes a pun about bitluk being higher in the INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUKS)
(Bitluk giggles inaudibly)
(Bitluk loses 20 sadness!)
"I think we're getting to her guys, any other ideas?"

Well obviously you gotta finish it by being all sappy.
Tell her that even if things go bad it'll be ok, cuz at least you'll always have each other. And together you can get anything done, after all you managed to escape the ext- uhhh Extreme-*Sadness* camp when you all worked together!

Also hugs! bitluk needs to come out of the castle, otherwise she won't be able to join you in group-hugs or reuniting with the other gals!

You should draw a massive fishluk, that should make her happy

Let out the titty raccoon! I bet Bitluk would like playing with it.

>>998162
Don't be lewd, bit luk has no interest in titty.

Wait, is that a cookie in the inventory?
Why give it to her! A cookie could be just what you need to max out bitluk's HAPPINESS!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/28(Wed)13:21 No. 998167 ID: 164e20
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>>998159
"Yeah, she misses fishluk, seeing her again will definitely cheer her up!"
"Are you sure about that?"
"Oh yes, see just add a little sex appeal and BAM! Even better than the real thing."
(The drawing reminds bitluk of all those friends dearly departed, lost and forgotten. Those that left her behind.)
(Bitluk gains 20 sadness (but the good kind))
>>998162
>>998163
"Release Mr.Foams? Whats she supposed to do?"
"And by cookie do you mean this MYSTERIOUS EGG? Cause we ate all the cookies in the box."
"I don't think we should feed bitluk the MYSTERIOUS EGG."
(Bitluk doesn't respond to Mr.Foams but the egg reminds her of the new life sure to bloom one day)
(Bitluk loses 10 sadness)
>>998150
"Yeah! You hear that bitluk? We're friends and we're going to save you no matter what! And even if you run away we'll find you!"
(Bitluk is unconvinced by empty platitudes)
"So come on down and give us a hug already! You can't join our group hug if you don't come down."
(Bitluk is very tempted to come down and join the group hug)
"Guys I think we almost got her, just a little bit more and she'll come down. Any ideas on how to finish her off?"

Draw some clown makeup on yourselves like how Bitluk did that one time

Ass some color! A Green field, bright blue sky and a big yellow sun!
And everyone's playing and being happy in the fields!

Singing! Singing cheers people up! Even sad luks!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/28(Wed)14:42 No. 998174 ID: 164e20
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>>998168
"You do this one pilluk, I'm not messing up my makeup."
"Fine, but when you're streaming I'll be doing you makeup. Hey, look at this bitluk, it's me. Funny clown lyluk haha."
(Seeing a happy clown lifts her mood)
(Bitluk gains 10 happiness)
>>998169
"Okay, this one might work, see bitluk? This could be your future if you come down."
(Bitluk wants that to be her future. She gets down from the castle walls)
(Bitluk is no longer sad!)
>>998170
(Even though bitluk isn't sad anymore pilluk sings her a song in the INAUDIBLE LANGUAGE OF LYLUKS)
"Awww, I didn't know you had such a beautiful voice pilluk."
(Bitluk rejoins the party)

>>998174
It's a shame it is INAUDIBLE, otherwise you could probably get a nice career as a singer.
with today's tech you could easily get popular over the web by doing anything form our own original songs to covers of other songs.

Also, YAY, Bitluk's no longer sad, and is reunited!

Time to find the rest of the girls. ONWARDS!

>>998176
*from your own
spelling is hard without any hands... The life of a spirit is harsh.
But hey, we get to tag along plucky adventurers like yourself, so it's not all bad.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/28(Wed)15:06 No. 998178 ID: 164e20
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>>998176
>>998177
"Thats right pervert spirits, we have to find the other girls! But where could they be?"
"Look, mister foams is telling us to come with her. She must smell dddluk, they were good friends. Lets follow and find where she leads us."
(Bitluk was going to explain what happened while you were gone but finding the others is more important right now.)

XenobenerHund 2021/05/06(Thu)09:47 No. 999125 ID: 164e20
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>>998178
*Gasp* "Mister foams! You're back! I'm sorry I forgot abo- Oh, it's you girls too..."
"Dddluk! Phew, finding you was a lot easier than bitluk. C'mon, hurry up, we need to get out of here now!"
"Can't, stealin stuff."
"No time for that! Romans are coming back, need to leave quickly."
"Well thats too bad, I'm gonna continue doing what I always do and you girls can abandon me like before."
"What do you mean?"
"While I did run off to get this sexy maid outfit, calling it abandonment seems a bit extreme."
"Well, whatever, you go on and save the rest, I'll be fine here with mister foams."
"Uh... Hey spirits! Convince dddluk to come with us, please?"

>DDDluk: stop taking things one by one and just steal the whole washroom at once.
Also bad news, to join the cookie cartel you must be able to bake cookies...
Oh right! we gotta find the rest of the girls before the greasy weirdo from the ext- "extreme unhappiness camp" catches them! He's here after all of you!

Will have to do something about that ridiculous outfit first, is there a way to give her the old one back?

If you stay here you might never get rid of your lewdness cast upon you by the (now regular) spirit.

Alternatively, you're bound to find more neater shit to steal if you follow along~

>>999127
Hmm, lewdness cannot be created nor destroyed, only transferred, so we'd have to find someone willing to take on the burden of being eternally lewd.

We could try transferring it to bitluk, since as everyone knows, bitluks are too pure to be lewd. So it might just cancel the lewdness out.
...then again the lewdness might combine with bitluk's incorruptible purity and turn her into some kind of god due to the paradoxical extremes of her pureness coming into contact with pure lewdness...

...Might be safer to transfer it to voyluk, they're already pretty lewd.
I mean what's the worst that can happen? It's not like it'd grant her superpowers if she became twice as lewd.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/06(Thu)10:38 No. 999131 ID: 164e20
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>>999126
"C'mon, you should know by now that lyluks can't fit anything into their LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION bigger than themselves. I would if I could."
>>999127
>>999128
>>999129
"What? No way, you're seriously suggesting one of you take on the burden of being so lewd? No way any of you can handle it."
"Honey, I've been lewder than that my entire, I can handle it, hell I want it!"
(Bitluk solemnly steps forward to take on her friends burden)
(Mister foams reaches out her hand as if wanting something)
"Not you too mister foams! I can't put this burden on you of all people! But the logic of either bitluk or voyluk is impeccable... Fine pervert spirits! You take the wheel and decide who will receive my LEWDNESS!"
"I swear to 3dluk if you choose bitluk..."
(Choose either bitluk, voyluk or mister foams)

oh no! what an impossible choice!

...well not really that impossible, voyluk would probably handle the excruciatingly intense hornyness fine, and if all else fails she could just transfer it over to bitluk, which would probably nullify it.
probably...

>>999132
then again, would the group really be able to handle the insufferable hornyness of a twice-lewd voyluk?
she might start to literally vibrate with pent up unreleased sexual tension if it doubled.

Voyluk should not get any lewder, and Bitluk is out of the question, mister foams has to take one for the team

Voyluk.

>>999134
you fool, we have no idea what could happen if mister foams took on a person's worth of lewdness! Don't you know the smaller something is the lewder it becomes when imparted with lewdness?

Bitluks purity might shield her, but mister foams is a racoon, they would be entirely unprotected against the wild, sensual energies that's released!

It might create something truly terrible....

What about one of the spirits taking the lewd.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/06(Thu)13:23 No. 999144 ID: 164e20
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>>999132
>>999135
>>999133
>>999134
>>999136
>>999138
(Voyluk has won by a single vote, transferring LEWDNESS now)
"Get read voyluk, being LEWDIFIED is incredibly AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"... Phew, it only lasts a second. And I'm already back to normal! Thank you voyluk! Now I can rob in peace."
"No problem dddluk.... Oooooh boy I am really feeling this right now, but it should help in my career right?"
"Yes yes, very HORNY, anyways we've cured you now dddluk."
"What do you mean we!?"
"So you gonna come with us or not?"
"Eh, I'm still loading up stuff, you girls go on ahead, I'll catch up with you soon."
"UGH! Fine, can you at least tell us what happened to the others?"
"Well, migeluk allowed herself to be arrested to try to explain what happened to them, then they tried to arrest nexluk but she slipped violently from their grasp, don't know what happened to her after that."
"Who tried to arrest us?"
"Who do you think? Those people you were trying to join, the cookie cartel!"
*Gasp*
(Who do you try to save first?)

Migeluk seems to be in a lot more trouble than nexluk right now, you need to save her!

Yes, let us save her from the cookie mafia.

>>999138
Us pervert spirits are already lewd. Being incorporeal, if we took on any more lewdness it would literally be too much for our being and we'd dissolve into a musky cloud of pure lewdness as our entire being ruptures from the inside and spills out, coating everything in the area in a sticky white ectoplasm.

Also does anyone know if they're done transferring yet?
I don't see any difference yet, it's all lewd to me.

>>999145
But nexluk might slip right into the hands of the lyluk haters! You know how accident prone she can be.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)09:22 No. 1000961 ID: 164e20
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>>999145
>>999146
"Alright, so here we are at the cookie shop, as we originally planned but now in much more trouble than before."
"You girls think that cookie cartel members have huge f-"
"OKAY STOP THAT NOW! Instead of that, lets think of how to save migeluk. Theres no one manning the shop... Lets raid the cookie stocks, having a full belly will help us think."
(Bitluk tries to pull the security door open, it is locked firmly. She can hear voices from behind the door)
(What do the lyluks do now?)

look behind the counter, there might be some kinda security release (be careful to not press the alarm button they have in case of robberies)

Meanwhile someone else can go up to the door and check out what's happening in there.

And dddluk? Keep stealing. This is quality stash material, not to mention you gotta get back at the cookie cartel for fudging you all over like this.

>>1000961
Eavesdrop and see if you can hear any juicy tidbits

Raid the cash register, get money

>>1000968
Scratch that, cut out the middle-luk, just steal the whole register. You can open it later.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)11:28 No. 1000979 ID: 164e20
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>>1000962
>>1000968
>>1000976
"Hmmm, nope, doesn't look like theres any door button on here, not that I can read the left one of course but judging by the fact the others are cookies I can guess what it does. I don't know how to open the cash register and it seems stuck to the counter."
"Y'know, I really want stick som-"
"Shut!"

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)11:35 No. 1000982 ID: 164e20
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>>1000962
>>1000963
(After giving bitluk a boost she can see inside)
(Oh no! The cookie cartel guards have got migeluk strapped down! The voices are too muffled to hear anything besides noms but bitluk can tell migeluk is in great danger!)
(Will you continue messing around at the counter? Or will you actually try to save migeluk? Or perhaps be migeluk?)

be midgeluk. We will save our own damn selves

>roman legion: Bust down the doors on this cookie cartel for trying to exterminate lyluks in your place
like hell you're gonna let these cookie-munching cosplaying weirdos take your jobs
Boobah Vult!

Damn i didn't know Migeluk was into this sorta stuff

inciting a conflict between the Romans and the cookie cartel seems like a viable option

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)13:23 No. 1000993 ID: 164e20
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>>1000984
>>1000986
"Okay, Okay, sure that sounds like it could work, but how exactly do we-"
>>1000983
>be midgeluk
(You are now a tiny midgeluk flying around a dimly lit torture chamber. You are looking for some succ and pay the voices no mind.)

Those hoods look nice and comfy. Fly into one and see if there's anything good to bite.

it seems ones of the other pervert spirits has cursed us to be midgeluk

Welp, go find some plant particles to eat

Bite the guy with the shotgun. Maybe that will cause some accidental friendly fire and take out the other guard.

More likely the midgeluk will just get squished and we can help Migeluk instead.

I will now use my spirit powers to condense all of voyluk lewdness into a lewd cookie to toss in the cell and distract the guards.

Lewd cookie is a very popular flavour.

>>1001034
You say that like voyluk will be willing to part with her newfound lewdness. She seems to be enjoying herself. ...in more ways than one.
Besides, lewdness can not be taken, only transferred by it's holder.

While the flying monstrosity is distracting the guards, Migeluk could start SLITHERING (menacingly) very fast and slip right out of the RESTRAINTS

>>1000993
o>~~ midgeluk: Fly around buzzing LOUDLY and ANNOYINGLY in you quest for some succ

XenobenerHund 2021/06/02(Wed)08:39 No. 1002427 ID: 164e20
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>>1000994
>>1001004
(Midgeluk listens to the ghostly voices when they suggest getting some SUCC)
(Midgeluk SUCCs the shotgun guard)
"AHHHHHH, that huge fly got me right on the neck, the helmet did nothing!"
"What? Oh god that thing is huge! Kill it before it gets away!"

XenobenerHund 2021/06/02(Wed)08:45 No. 1002429 ID: 164e20
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>>1001537
"I'll get you for stealing my blood you little gnat! EAT LEAD!"
"What!? You're not gon- HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING! YOU HAVE SLUGS LOADED YOU IDIOT! THATS NOT GONNA WORK!"
>>1001098
"Huh? You guys found me? I'm not sure what you did but I can't slither out, they lined the insides of the restraints with SANDPAPER! You need to find a way to unlock them."
"Also it's a good thing your voices are inside my head cause I am definitely deaf right now."

>bullets: ricochet off the walls and ceiling and hit the release mechanism

Quick migeluk, grab the tip of the shotgun so she can bite the other guard!

Midgeluk you're in danger! You need to perform a BARREL ROLL MANEUVER skillfully to evade the gunfire!

Hey.... Does anyone else feel that distant rumbling?

O>~~ MigeLumps: have survived the destruction of the extermination camp and followed the scent of migeluk to reunite with your (mother?father?) Luk-ian parent
O>~~ MigeLumps: Inadvertently rescue migeluk as you swarm the establishment in great swathes

XenobenerHund 2021/06/02(Wed)14:42 No. 1002450 ID: 164e20
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>>1002430
(Unfortunately you are disembodied spirits and have no control over inanimate objects)
>>1002431
"Ahhhhhh, I can't, it's too scary!"
>>1002433
(Midgeluk does one better and preforms a DIVING BARREL ROLL right onto the guns barrel! Her liquid bulk causing it to lower)
"AHHHHHHHH NO! Dude talk to me! Oh god oh jeez, I'm a murderer! I can't let anyone know about this or I'm done for!"
>>1002444
"Hey! NO! Not until the romans come back! Thats your get out of jail free card for that! Not here!"

>>1002450
Migeluk: agree not to tell anyone if the guard lets you go.

better yet, Migeluk: say nothing, he'll have forgotten you're there and due to lyluks being so overlooked by anyone naturally they're practically part of the background he'll be too distracted to remember you're there and kill you off so you can't gab to anyone of what you saw

>>1002503
Mr. Murderer Guard: You can't stay here, they'll put you in jail or worse! There's cameras everywhere, they'll know it was you!! The only way to escape now is to flee to another country...
Well what are you waiting for? RUN!!! Quickly, quickly! before they can get you!!

"*Sigh* Listen. As long as I'm alive, you can blame me for your mistake with 'Lyluk hypnotism'. The thing is, if I'm dead then they can't get the satisfaction of blaming a dead girl so they'll think you're bluffing (which you are), and if I'm imprisoned then not only will they blame the guy with everything else in control, but they'll vivisect me and realize I can't hypnotize jack-dookey.
So your best bet is to calm down, stare at the wall for five seconds, and then release my bonds. And keep staring at the wall until someone arrives."

Tell the guard he should probably just kill himself before he gets caught and is tortured to death, because that's what they do to traitors and team killers. At least this way he can go out on his own terms.

Suggestion 2021/06/03(Thu)06:36 No. 1002515 ID: fa5b2f

I agree with the spirit above me, but make sure to take the other guy's helmet too

XenobenerHund 2021/06/03(Thu)07:26 No. 1002518 ID: 164e20
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>>1002451
"Hey! Don't worry about it! If you let me go then I won't tell anyone."
>>1002503
"ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ..."
>>1002508
"No! That won't work! The cookie cartel controls all international travel, they'll know where I've gone! Oh no, I'm even arguing with the voices in my head..."
>>1002509
(says all that shit)
"Oh nononono. I need your help, you can't just slither away, you're gonna help me hide the body. Yeah, become an accomplish so if I get caught you'll go down with me!"
"Fuck"
>>1002514
"Nonononono Shutupshutupshutup! I'm not killing myself! I got to much to live for! Who'll look after my cookie wife and cookie kids? No, I'm not gonna die here, nonono..."
>>1002515
"ᴼᵏᵃʸ, ᴵ'ˡˡ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᶦˢ ʰᵉˡᵐᵉᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒᵘᵗ."

Soooo...
Since you're already neck deep in the shit now, You wanna drop everything and come along on a fantastical lyluk-party adventure?
You might even become friends, it'll be fun!

It's either joining this party or you're gonna be lying on the floor after Tony Cookietino fills you with holes for manslaughter. We should probably hook up with the weird green human as well. Cant let him get hurt by the cookie cartel.

It's okay, guard. It was an accident. It's okay to cry.

It's okay to cry.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/03(Thu)10:57 No. 1002537 ID: 164e20
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>>1002519
>>1002523
"Thanks for letting me out."
"Oh god, is this what I'm reduced to? Allying with a talking cyclops snake thing to hide a dead body?"
>>1002532
"Oh no, I've ruined everything! I can't get away from this! To think of what his family will say now... Abloobloobloo"
"Sooooooo... How we getting rid of this thing?"

>>1002537
We can't just "get rid of" them.
Look at them! They're broken, despairing. Like a bitluk without her happiness...
They're as miserable as you girls are now, it makes you kin, in spirit at least. (it's not like you goils haven't killed guards in the past, so that's even more in common!)
We gotta take care of them, and find bitluk so she can give them a comforting hug and a cathartic cry.

Open the door, mr. (former)guardsman, dddluk will be able to hide the body, she's got tons of them (i know i peeked in her stash!), she won't mind another.

Just dump his body in the cookie dough processor.
With a bit of luck you'll discover a new recipe and Mr. Trigger Discipline over there will be forgiven by the cartel.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/03(Thu)12:24 No. 1002543 ID: 164e20
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>>1002540
"I meant the dead body but I get your point. I guess he's one of us now."
"Wait, you can hear the voices too?"
>>1002541
>>1002542
"Ah dammit! I don't got time for questioning my sanity, we need to dump him somewhere quick, go out and make sure the coast is clear!
"Okay... Yeah the coast is clear."
"Thank goodness, maybe this part will- What the fuck!? You said it was clear!"
"Yeah it is clear, these are just my friends, they'll help us do this."
"Migeluk! You managed to free yourself with the help of the spirits we sent you! Now voyluk, what was that about planning the romans undies on the cookie cartel?"
"Girls! We got no time, we need your help to hide this dead body! We're either gonna turn it into cookie dough or see if dddluk can do something, which one do you think is better?"

Is the guard's neck doing okay? It looked like Midgeluk took a lot of his blood

>>1002543
He died doing what he loved. Being turned into cookies would probably be his wish, it's the only moral choice.

>>1002543
Alright, i'm done stealing everyone's underwear, what have i miss-
...Is that a dead body?
Daym girls, Attago! Alright, let me just lump it in with the others. I was gonna go through their stuff later anyways so why not! One more in the pile won't hurt.

Might also wanna ditch the mask, guardsman. They can't know it was you if you don't look the same as the cameras saw.
By the by, we never got your name, if i may inquire? Introductions, everyone.

Hey dddluk, see anything behind the counter?

Make Midgeluk suck the whole corpse up, this is undoubtedly the best course of action.

Bury the corpse in the landfill of discarded cookies, the noblest cookie guardsman burial ground.

make him into dough

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:41 No. 1003059 ID: 164e20
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>>1002565
(Midgeluk succs as much as she can through the bullet hole. She stops before she explodes)
"Oh no! Midgeluk can't fly like that! Here, get in my LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION"
"Your what? Also I really don't appreciate you helping the accomplice to my friends murder."
"Shut up, who was the other one again?"

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:44 No. 1003060 ID: 164e20
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>>1002546
>>1002555
"Shush you, if you wanted to help you should've come with us the first time! You're not even here."
"Doh!"
>>1002545
>>1002567
>>1002613
"Okay, so this is the dough machine?"
"Yeah, this better work or else you're gonna go in there next. Sorry about this buddy, you'll be missed."
>>1002553
"Nope, not taking off the helmet, you vermin can call me CC for now."

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:46 No. 1003061 ID: 164e20
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"Oh for fucks sake! That noise! Their gonna hear and to see what the racket is!"
"But look! It's working! He's being converted to cookie dough!

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:52 No. 1003062 ID: 164e20
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"Well I'll be dipped. It really worked. We made him into cookies."
"Great! Now we just need to get rid of the cookies and there'll be no evidence remaining!"
"Get rid of? You're not suggesting...?"
"Look, if you're gonna be a baby about cannibalism or whatever, then leave it up to us!"
"Yeah, you'll owe us one for all the effort we put into hiding your tracks!"
"Ugh..."
"You know, I feel like we're forgetting something. Hey pervert spirits, We haven't forgotten anything important right?"

>*Distant 'Deus Vult' Ominously Approaching*