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991586 No. 991586 ID: 164e20

(So begins the final chapter of these lyluks journey, you have successfully helped them escape the extermination camp, now it is time to watch them enjoy their freedom)
(For as long as it lasts)
74 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
No. 994155 ID: 164e20
File 161728987057.gif - (5.09MB , 1200x901 , BOOM.gif )

:migeluk: "I'll just start hitting buttons and see what happens"
:pillukicon: "Wow! You certainly did something. I wonder whats going to happen when-"
(The lyluks are dead. Thank you for playing shitty lyluk quest)
No. 994160 ID: 19da02


(still my favorite quest)
No. 994167 ID: 164e20
File 161729306417.gif - (4.38MB , 1200x901 , revert.gif )

:burningluk: "Dammit, well thats one of these gone."
:pillukicon: "-the letters stop appearing. Oh it just restarted the computer, that was anti-climatic."
:nexluk: "I feel as though we narrowly avoided disaster right there, we should leave all this dangerous technology up to the spirits, they know what they are doing."
:mysterynigga: "Toot" (I agree with nexluk, it turned out fine this time but who knows what could happen if we fiddle willy nilly with such advanced unknowable artifacts)
:voyluk: "You're right, you're exactly right, pervert spirits! Guide my trunk!"
No. 994168 ID: 12b116

No. 994171 ID: 164e20
File Game.webm - (4.10MB )

:voyluk: "Okay, so to save pixeluk we have to complete this game right? I've never played a game before so you're gonna have to explain how to do it."
:pillukicon: "Doesn't seem like theres much you can do, you just move pixeluk on a background. How do you win pervert spirits?"
No. 994176 ID: b1b4f3

Try hitting the big flat button, called the spacebar, when the characters appear.
No. 994177 ID: 19da02

try to find the button that lets you kick Shyni in the head.
No. 994190 ID: 3a728b

The key is probably that strange sign you can see near the second character. I'm sure there is a way to grab it...
No. 994214 ID: 164e20
File 161730135139.jpg - (325.94KB , 1200x901 , lhomar_snacks.jpg )

:shittylhomar: "Hey, did you girls hear an explosion? Everyone alright?"
:pillukicon: "An explosion? Nope, didn't hear anything like that, must've been in your head."
:nexluk: "Oooooh, what you got there chef?"
:shittylhomar: "I thought you girls would be hungry after nearly being killed in an extermination camp, so I made you some irish nachos!"
:alltogether: "Thanks chef!"
:shittylhomar: "Hey, no problem, it's what I do, having fun on your computer?"
:voyluk: "Yes chef, we're playing a game."
:shittylhomar: "Okay, well I'm always around if you need anything, don't be a stranger."
No. 994215 ID: 164e20
File 161730148328.gif - (1.27MB , 1200x901 , Game.gif )

:voyluk: "Oh hey, it worked!"
:pillukicon: "Then why do I feel like we just did something wrong?"
(Bitluks sadness increased by 5!)
No. 994217 ID: b1b4f3

It's ok bitluk it's just a game! But if you like we can try uh... cookie browser?
No. 994218 ID: 19da02

This is the most right think you've ever done, Bitluk. (tbh Shyni isn't actually bad but, you know.)
No. 994225 ID: e51896

hold shift, might make him run faster
No. 994229 ID: 164e20
File 161730466610.gif - (843.28KB , 1200x901 , game_crash.gif )

:voyluk: "Okay, that did something..."
:pillukicon: "Look at all the lyluks on screen! This was definitely the right call, I think we successfully freed pixeluk!"
:alltogether: "Hooray!"
:migeluk: "... Okay but what now?"
:bitlukcry: (Bitluk is unsure about playing cookie clicker now that it's a lyluk game, she doesn't want more lyluks to be trapped in the computer!)
:bitlukcry: (Pervert spirit praise improves her mood slightly, bitluk lost 5 sadness!)
No. 994230 ID: 19da02

try lyluk/cookie browser to see if we can set up an onlyfans or do nigerian email scams or something.
No. 994240 ID: e51896

pixeluk went into the recycle bin. Follow her by opening the recycle bin, and then push ESC, that might help her escape the computer!
No. 994262 ID: bda675

Why, i'm quite out of ideas
Maybe click on each of the icons and see what they are?
No. 994284 ID: 164e20
File 161730895384.gif - (171.27KB , 1200x901 , cookie_browser.gif )

:voyluk: "You must guide my trunk to that, cause I can't read... Oh it worked! It changed! It must have so much info on this screen!"
:nexluk: "It's a good thing we have these nachos or else I'd be really jealous of those pixeluks eating the cookies."
:voyluk: "So, what now? Pick the path before us..."
No. 994285 ID: 19da02

Click the fourth thing down on the left side of the screen. With the little lock picture next to it.
No. 994295 ID: 164e20
File 161731126696.jpg - (178.80KB , 1200x901 , acess_denied.jpg )

:voyluk: "Gee, I sure wish I could read, maybe then all this would make sense."
:beaconluk: "Mlem"
:voyluk: "Don't lick me."
:nexluk: "Sooooooo... I forgot how this thing was supposed to help us, can someone please explain?"
No. 994296 ID: 19da02

Try second down from the top.

It'll help by posting pictures of voyluk's gams from what I understand.
No. 994297 ID: b1b4f3

Well, without being able to read it's going to be real hard to use the thing. Maybe you should try learning. For instance, the choices on the left are:

The notification says "ACCESS DENIED. For archival purposes only. Must be in place as a world leader or permission from such to view." And the button says "ok"
No. 994298 ID: bda675

Hmm, well let's see.
On the left from top to bottom we have:

then on the right, from top to bottom we have:

(some kinda map)
And finally in the middle we have:

For archival purpouses only. Must be in place as a world leader or permission from such to view.
And that's all the text on screen here.
No. 995179 ID: 164e20
File 161781046250.gif - (179.23KB , 1200x901 , cookie_history.gif )

:pillukicon: "Boy that sure is a lot of text we can't read, do you guys actually know what you're doing? Cause I don't see how this leads to voyluk posting her gams."
:voyluk: "Yeah, I wanna be making money already! Figure out how to make that happen! NOW!"
:mysterynigga: "Toot" (Please calm down, they are trying their best)
:pillukicon: "Hey you two, transcribe this too will you? I want to learn about cookie history."
:bitlukicon: (Bitluk is very excited to be learning the history of delicious cookies!)
(Sadness decreased by 5)
No. 995181 ID: 19da02

I'll give you the abridged version:

Since 1935 a cartel of cookie bakers secretly rule the world from the shadows.

I don't think there's a webcam on this, so I'm not sure how to get the gams onto the machine, personally.
No. 995191 ID: 44b878

*Reads the text out loud.*

Ooh! We could join the cookie cartel to rule the world through cookies!
No. 995200 ID: b1b4f3

"The history of cookies dates back far into ancient history, shortly after the invention of sugar cookies became the go-to snack for traveling merchants. Those who controlled cookie production controlled the merchant, those who controlled the merchants controlled trade, those who controlled trade controlled the world. Thus our forebears egged on kings to start wars for the cookie bakers benefit, to squash competition and lock up new markets. This disunity among cookie bakers continued until the industrial revolution, where mechanization allowed more cookies to be produced faster and cheaper than ever before, allowing a small group of well connected bakers to dominate the world market. A dream was then hatched, to realize the true potential of cookie control. In 1935 the cookie cartel was formlized, putting all cookies into one basket. Now if world leaders wanted their cookies they'd need to answer to the cartel. After a few apointments and bloodless coups world cookie domination was achieved in 1972 and the cookie bakers sublime guidance has persisted ever since."

I'm not sure what to make of this. Is this just backstory for the cookie clicker game, not the browser? Did you click on the top left icon or the one closer to the middle of the screen?
No. 995322 ID: 164e20
File 161789624982.jpg - (260.38KB , 1200x901 , decisions_decisions.jpg )

:voyluk: "What!? So this thing won't even do the one thing we got it for? You spirits are useless!"
:migeluk: "I think it's just missing a part, we'll have to go find it."
:voyluk: "Well then what are we waiting for? Lets go get it!"
:dddluk: "The cookie cartel eh? Sounds absolutely devious. Stealing from the entire world without having to lift a finger? Give me a piece of that cookie!"
:bitlukcry: (The prospect of all the cookies in the world has gotten bitluk very excited. She loses 30 sadness)
:bitlukcry: (Bitluk appreciates you going through the trouble of typing all that out. Bitluk loses 5 sadness)

:dddluk: "Guys, we have to get into this cartel thing, it's our ticket to the high life we deserve!"
:voyluk: "What? No, we need my webcam, all this has been leading up to my debut, we can't just change course like this."
:dddluk: "Oh please, why camwhore when you're a part of the ruling elite? Then you'll be paying the camwhores, not being one!"
:voyluk: "But I want to BE one!"
(Should the lyluks try to find a webcam or try to join the cookie cartel?)
No. 995325 ID: 89ae78

Why not both?
Being part of the cookie cartel is probably very lucrative, which would let you buy the BEST webcams, microphones, computers, accessories, etc, etc, for your webcam career!
You could even buy your own home with a whole room specifically designated for webcam whoring and *nothing else*!

You'll be raking in the cash and fans AND living the high-life in secret all at once, i see no way for this to fail.
No. 995326 ID: 862219

buy maid costume.
No. 995332 ID: 19da02

This seems perfectly reasonable tbh.

Also definitely also buy a maid outfit.
No. 995333 ID: 164e20
File 161790329391.jpg - (159.56KB , 1200x901 , computer_map.jpg )

:voyluk: "But I want to achieve my dreams now! I don't wanna join an evil cabal before I can do what I am destined for!"
:dddluk: "You heard what the spirits said, we'll get rich and powerful first then we can do whatever we want."
:pillukicon: "Yeah, c'mon voyluk, we'll do your thing right after this."
:voyluk: "Ugh, but this'll take forever!"
:nexluk: "How about this, we'll get a maid costume while we're out? You'll look attractive in that, you'll get fans before you know it."
:voyluk: "... Alright fine but I'm not happy about this!"
:pillukicon: "Now, where exactly would we have to go if we wanted to join the cookie cartel? Maybe theres clues on this compu- oops my trunk accidently pressed something, I hope I didn't mess anything up."
No. 995335 ID: 19da02

No that was a correct trunk press. You are where the blue upside down cry is, and you have to go where the red upside down cry is. That is where you should go to join the cookie cabal

Also Voyluk I'll be your first fan. I admire all of your feminine charms and beauty.
No. 995337 ID: 7608e0

You should try to steal a car to get there fast
No. 995341 ID: 164e20
File 161790914808.gif - (685.75KB , 1200x901 , lhomar_van_drive.gif )

:voyluk: "Sorry, but its just not the same if you're incorporeal."
:dddluk: "Alright you heard the spirits girls, load yourselves on in, world conquest ain't gonna wait."
:nexluk: "Hey, we can't just steal the chefs truck!"
:dddluk: "Is that so? Well just watch me from the side of the road then!"
:nexluk: "No I mean like morally, he helped us in our time of need."
:pillukicon: "Oh don't worry nexluk, he won't mind if we take it down the road a little bit."
:dddluk: "Yeah, he won't even notice it's gone."
:nexluk: "... I don't like this."
:bitlukcry: (Bitluk is very guilty about doing the chef like this. She has gained 30 sadness!)
:dddluk: "Well, hop on in girls and enjoy the ride"
:migeluk: "Can you even drive this thing?"
:dddluk: "Of course don't worry, It's all in my lyluk instincts"
No. 995342 ID: b1b4f3

You could have asked him...
No. 995343 ID: 7608e0

Make sure to park away from the cookie shop, who knows if they are hostile!
No. 995345 ID: 164e20
File 161791209057.gif - (6.71MB , 1200x825 , mall_crash.gif )

:dddluk: "I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure I heard 'steal' and not 'ask the chef kindly'"
:dddluk: "Okay park away from the cookies, yes this looks like a fine parking spot."
No. 995346 ID: 7608e0

Oh that's a lot of witnesses, and they got you on camera, you must act quickly or they might call the military on you
No. 995347 ID: b1b4f3


It's been nice knowing you.
No. 995348 ID: 3a728b

Now load up the truck, set fire to the facility and quickly drive off before they give *the call*
No. 995349 ID: 12b116

Just abandon the truck and immediately run away.
No. 995350 ID: 164e20
File 161791408515.jpg - (198.79KB , 1200x901 , party_mall.jpg )

:dddluk: "Oh calm down you babies, we'll be fine. I've done this sort of thing loads of times before."
:dddluk: "Alright you heard the ghost, start loading her up! Bitluk you're on w-"
:pillukicon: "Hey! Woah woah woah WOAH! We're here to join the cookie cabal, not rob the place!"
:bitlukcry: "Bitluk is very scared of the consequences of what just happened. Bitluk gains 50 more sadness!)
:voyluk: "How am I gonna get my webcam now!"
:dddluk: "Girls! Calm down! Just follow my lead and we'll all make it out of this richer than when we came in! Trust me on this, we'll have our cookies and eat them too!"
(Do you follow dddluks lead or do you try to salvage the situation?)
No. 995351 ID: 12b116

We need to salvage the situation. Making enemies out of the cookie cabal is literally the exact opposite of what we want to accomplish!
No. 995352 ID: 3a728b

On one hand, you can make easy cash by outright stealing everything and bolting out while burning the evidence.
On the other, you can stay and still get caught by the cookie cartel because you barged into their headquarters uninvited and destroyed valuable cookies. And who knows what kind of helmets the Cookie Cartel henchmen are wearing?
I think the right choice is pretty clear.
No. 995354 ID: 7608e0

I sure hope that truck has enough gasoline to take you out of here later
No. 995374 ID: b1b4f3

I'm having trouble coming up with any useful advice. You just completely wrecked the building, and there are definitely security cameras so you're not going to get away with it.
This is really depressing. All that effort to get you out of prison and try to get you on a path to self-sufficiency and you've ruined it on your first day of freedom. You're not just an annoyance, DDDLuk, you're a menace. On top of that, Lhomar's going to get pulled into it, because you used his truck.

For those of you who don't want to dive headfirst into a life of crime without any of the skills necessary for it, I suggest offering yourselves up into indentured servitude to the cookie cabal or whoever runs this place, doing jobs nobody else wants to do.
No. 995385 ID: 6ddec4

Yell "Salutations! We are here to bring the greatness of the cookie empire to the lyluk demographic! With lyluks under the sway of cookies, you will be unstopable!
Also, give me some vanilla chips, I have some cash here."
No. 995408 ID: 89ae78

wait hold on, dddkluk, you did this exact thing 3 years go and got thrown into lyluk-jail for it! I saw it, i was one of the people you ran over!

That's it, now that i remember i'll have my revenge! Take this! *uses forbidden pervert-spirit powers to make you lewd*
No. 995414 ID: 89ae78

Some of these pervert spirits seems to be dumber than lyluks, or they ARE lyluks...
I mean stealing a car and crashing into a store? these things are too overt, a secret cookie cabal is gonna want to be SECRET, announcing your presence and intention straight out is just gonna get you silenced.
You gotta do this discreetly, not crash-into-a-mall-tly.
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