Chinzebeth 2020/12/05(Sat)22:51 No. 982816 ID: 6f7a5a
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Her majesty Queen Chinzebeth the seventh is commemorating the royal districts second cyber-polo coliseum when dark plumes of smoke despoil the pristine blue skies.

Chinzebeth: "I hereby declare the Patches109 memorial Coli- goodness gracious! I didn't call for an air show, let alone one with such revolting grey smoke!"

Suggest for Chinzebeth

Order your royal guards to go find the manager in charge of weather control and tell him he's fired. Then go wash the stench of the common folk off.

Accuse your nearest subordinate of misinterpreting your wishes, and demand an immediate explanation.

>>982817
Yes, sounds about right.

Have some tea brought out as well.

Well, this air show has simply ruined our day. We should have a spot of tea to sort this out.

You can't possibly snip the ribbon now! Not until the sky is dealt with. Put away those scissors and [>>982817]

Well this ceremony is ruined. Toss the scissors over your shoulder without consideration of who might be behind you, and storm off to get some tea.

>>982816
Cut the ribbon.

Snip the ribbon but order your army to stop gawking and start shooting the invading army.
You know, queen stuff.

Cower in fear of your impending doom.

>>982816
order your army to solve this issue, then snip the ribbon to just get over it, then just go in feast on pastries and tea on your royal derriere

Chinzebeth 2020/12/06(Sun)20:14 No. 982904 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth is outrage and dismayed at the ruining of the ceremony, she cuts the ribbon just to be done with it then hands the scissors to her maid Noonin

Chinzebeth: "Alas! This Ceremony has been ruined! I need some tea to to calm my nerves, Noonin! fetch me some tea!"

Maid Noonin: "Yes your highness."

Noonin departs to fetch tea from the royal carriage, Chinzebeth rounds on the captain of her royal guard.

Chinzebeth: "Captain Rhonda I specifically asked for NO AIRSHOWS I want whoever's responsible brought forth for punishment immediately! Patches-one-hundred-and-nine hardly deserved this insulting display!"

Captain Rhonda: "I don't think this is an airshow Your highness I think this an invasion!"

Nonsense, invasions are illegal. Demote her for backtalk to the number one big C.

Did Captain Rhonda not hear you? repeat what you said how you wanted whoever is responsible for this to brought forth for punishment immediately, invasion or not!

>>982907
Demotion is a good punishment... And also order someone to get Captain Rhonda's ears cleaned.

>>982904
Did Captain Rhonda not hear you? repeat what you said how you wanted whoever is responsible for this to brought forth for punishment immediately, invasion or not!
first issue to be solved then we can get over it and have pastry and tea time

Find some tea to dump on your captain’s head in rage, then order her to repel the invaders posthaste.

"Then go punish the invaders then! Really my dear do I have to explain everything to you?"

An invasion? Invasions sound like too much paperwork for today. Why were we not informed of this on our schedule?

"Then put them to the sword! Did we not specifically invest nine-hundred-and-forty-billion-pounds into our latest space programs? Or must we be forced to dismiss the entire air force for dereliction of duty?!"
>"Ma'am, those funds went into developing a trade wormhole with the neighboring solar system, the one which transferred critical food supplies to this entire planet. And with the economy in the garbage, we'd need two trillion pounds to set up an effective space blockade-"
"Ugh, those common-born merchant parasites. 'Let's embezzle the funds for the planet's nuclear weapons array and put them into a trade wormhole that can be accessed by any lowly bandit! What could possibly go wrong?' The house of representatives will foot the bill for this gross intentional defense incompetence! *sigh* I know, I know, those parasites will find a way to worm out of both the pirates and the lawyers. But not all of them. Just... kill whoever is busy enslaving our people and be done by teatime."

"I don't pay you to think! Carry out my orders and bring forth the heathen responsible for this outrage for immediate punishment! Just before your punishment soon after!

Now somebody bring me my royal sun visor. I refuse to look up to the sky until the matter is settled!"

>>982904
"THEN KILL THEM, YOU CLOD! Honestly, am I the only one with sense around here?"

AlphaLurker 2020/12/07(Mon)15:15 No. 982968 ID: 6f7a5a
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Queen Chinzebeth continues to berate her minions

Chinzebeth: "I don't pay you think you hulking moron! how dare you contradict me!

Rhonda: "Sorry Your highness but-"

Chinzebeth: "Sorry is not good enough! You are demoted to trooper! Snowpea you're captain now!"

Snowpea: "thank you your highness!"

Chinzebeth: "Noomin! where are you? you were supposed to have my tea from the carriage ready minutes ago! I need a scalding liquid to through in Rhonda's disrespectful face!"

Noovin can only look in dismay at the crater that used to be the royal carriage, and the monstrous machine now taking it's place

Noovin: "um . . . I'me terrible sorry your majesty but there seems to be some p-problem with your carriage . . ."

Problem? Ooh, looks like an upgrade to me. Appraise your new prize from the skies.

Deploy hammer-wielding cow to secure front line, back up with ranged fighters in rear!

>>982968
Oh no! How will you get your tea now? Arrest the driver of that vehicle.

>>982968
Be horribly distraught by the loss of your favorite carriage. Order this shuttle and whatever is inside be destroyed at once! And promise Noovin punishment later for parking the carriage there and letting it get destroyed.

I like >>982972 as well--both punishment and to get rid of that ghastly shuttle. What kind of vessel has spikes? What an abomination to the retinas. Get rid of it! Nooooow! I don't care how, just do it! And someone with at least two neurons fetch me my tea!

"Well don't just stand there! Destroy the drop pod and anything inside!"
>Well, what if it's an escapee-
"DEMOTED!"

>>982968
"...Well, I can't say this is the angriest I've ever been, but it's certainly in the top ten. CRACK THAT THING OPEN AND BRING ME WHOEVER OR WHATEVER IS INSIDE!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/11(Fri)10:45 No. 983380 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth:"How dare that abominable spike festooned mess destroy my carriage! Get rid of it! Nooooow! I don't care how, just do it!"

before any of the Royal guards can even raise their rifles the hatches of the metal pod open and hordes of ravenous reptiles pour out
A massive lizard that can only be the dreaded Lord Lung Silkwyrm leads them, pillager of the Garment Cluster and terror of the Weaver guilds this massive monster strikes fear into the hearts of the royal guards even before he starts his bellowing challenge.

LORD LUNG: "CHARGE! PILLAGE! DESTROY! A THOUSAND STEAKS FOR THE WRETCH WHO BRINGS ME THEIR QUEEN UNSPOILED AND WRIGGLING!"

a smaller bandit crawls out behind him

Bandit: "At once your hideousness!"

Does Queen Chinzebeth Respond to theses insulting statements? does she do or say anything to rally her guard before combat begins?

"What horrible atrocities the cosmos has dared to birth from its maddening cesspools of space-slag!

My Royal Guards! Fend them off and guide me to my royal bunker where all my diamond-grade silks are kept safe, immediately!

The rest of you--pick up your rifles and shoot on sight! You too, Nooby! You're promoted to combatant! Do not dare run or I will have all your heads on a pike!"

Oh, what luck! A target for my all-consuming irritation over the destruction of my carriage!

Quickly, my guards! Punish them! And make sure I can see the despoilers squeal for mercy!

>>983380
Scream in horror as the ruffians pour out from their disgusting shuttle. Tell the guards to remove them and their hideous, unfashionable clothing from existence at once!

Oh no! The raiders’ power and beauty is unstoppable! Lay down your arms, guards, that they may spare my life!

Grab the nearest gun and fire into that rabble! They dare to approach you in that condition! Even antagonists need to show a little decorum with royalty! You'll show those filthy peasants what happens when they step out of line!

"ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE?! Grenade them while they are bunched up!"
>Wait, how are you suddenly competent in military affairs?
"I know how to hunt vermin - NOW 'FRAGGETH' THEM!"

>>983382
This

>>983382
Personally inspect your guards to make sure that they are all up to dress code before sending them into combat one by one, you wouldn't want your rule to be ill-represented do you?

>LORD LUNG: "CHARGE! PILLAGE! DESTROY! A THOUSAND STEAKS FOR THE WRETCH WHO BRINGS ME THEIR QUEEN UNSPOILED AND WRIGGLING!"

We will NOT be Wriggling! How undignified!

One believes that bird would look good in a funny hat. A knighting to whomever beings us our next court jester relatively unsullied, and another to the one whom shows their commander what for.
See? We too can make demands of our troops.

Chinzebeth 2020/12/13(Sun)01:49 No. 983485 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth screams in horror at the sight of the famed raider.

Chinzebeth: "EEEK! L-Lord Lung! that monster is a bane to fine silks worse than a starving swarm of diremoths! Defend me! Defend me! even Nooby must defend me!"

Nijhana: "you heard her majesty Nooby, take this."

Noovin: "M-me? I'm just a servant! I shouldn't!"

Nijhana tosses Noovin a rifle

Chinzebeth 2020/12/13(Sun)01:54 No. 983486 ID: 6f7a5a
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Royal guards have no grenades

Chinzebeth has a ring laser if she needs to attack

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda
R02-Noovin Set
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana"
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Chinzebeth: Immediately flee down the steps. Fighting's never been your strong suit, much like tax policy, labor reforms, driving, fashion, naming stadiums... The list goes on.

R-04
CHARGE! Get stuck in with the boys.

>No grenades
This had better be part of the Space Geneva Convention or you're going to have words with your quartermaster. Bleeding, cracked, words.

Chinzbeth should move from cover to cover, generally in the direction of the nearest vehicle.

All gunners, open fire while they're bunched up, then move to cover. Melee units should use up any ranged abilities they have right now while they're optimal.

Everyone open fire while Chinzebeth cowers behind the nearest cover.

Chinzebeth: Move to the edge of the platform to get a better look at the invaders.
Guard: Spread out and gawk at the drop pod a little longer.

RQ: Inspect your guards to make sure their uniforms are in order as you send them down to fight the invaders one by one.

>>983489 R-04 (Nijhana) is the tank and can distract them while everyone fires from afar. She should do just that. CHARGE! And swing for the ugliest of them all!

Chinzebeth Speed, Hana

R03- Take cover behind the northern column and stsrt sniping!

>>983496
Changing my suggestion to this. Guards must look fashionable while fighting!
Old suggestion:>>983493

Chinzebeth 2020/12/14(Mon)13:41 No. 983593 ID: 6f7a5a
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Queen Chinzebeth gathers what meager courage she has and holds her ground, at least for the moment.
Still quivering with fright Chinzebeth looks over her guards, and with the exception of the ill equipped Noogu they seem in fine order.

Chinzebeth: "H-hana my m-mightiest warrior remove them and their hideous, unfashionable clothing from existence at once!"

Nijhana: "I'll crush them with ease your majesty"


Nijhana charges at Lung but fails to reach him
She reserves her attack for a counter

Enemy turn

Invader Skalda charges Nijhana
Skalda delivers a devastating blow to Nijana's hip
Nijana counter attacks but misses

Skalda: "now THESE are the steaks I'm looking for!"
Nijhana: "MOO?!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/14(Mon)13:44 No. 983594 ID: 6f7a5a
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Only one character can act at time

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda
R02-Noovin Set
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana" (already acted this turn)
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

R02, run into melee and try to whack them with the rifle.

Noovin, strike a blow for your seamstress' guild! Charge bravely forth and aim for the Lung!

R02, good lord no! Use the gun like a normal soldier and shoot!

Everyone should stay back (sorry Nijhana, you're the bait) and fire their rifles. They can't even reach Noovin this round if Nijhana couldn't even reach with a charge.

Noovin could try to shoot Skalda. She's seen them in use before! You just click on the heads with the trigger.

>>983594
Noovin, avenge your now fellow guard’s garment by taking aim and firing at Skalda!

>>983594
R2: Move up as far as you can go and fire at I3, placing yourself between the invaders and the queen.

It's your job to stall them as long as possible so that the queen can get to safety!

>>983602
this

Noovin, our champion! Get closer to Lung so you have a better chance to shoot him!

R02: You have seen the guards training, you know how to use a rifle. Get down on one knee, line the sight up with one eye, aim at the nearest opponent's face, wait for minimal lateral motion, pull the trigger, turn off the safety, bleat and raise the rifle between you and them, panic and drop the halves of your shooty thing, stumble over backwards with your hands covering your eyes, screaming incoherently, and accidentally planting both feet into their junk with all of your might.

Chinzebeth 2020/12/19(Sat)17:26 No. 983959 ID: 6f7a5a
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Noovin advances and shoots at Skalda . . and misses!

Noovin: "I'm just a maid not a soldier!"

Enemy turn

Gilar hops on Njhana's head and hits, stripping off more of Hana's outfit

Gilar: "Let me help you out of this silly costume!"

Nijhana: "Aah!"

Noovin: "They're stripping her....and then they're going to strip me!......OH MY GOD!!!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/19(Sat)17:28 No. 983960 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda
R02-Noovin Set (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana" (already acted this turn)
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Snowpea, chaaarge! Get that bird off that defenseless cow!

Chinzebeth: Get unreasonably angry that bird called your royal dress code silly and order that she be targeted immediately for her insulting of good fashion.
For character action this: >>983961

No, don't charge! We should use our better position to kite them as they move.

Rhonda R-01, fire if possible from your position and then retreat. If not possible, save your attack for a counter, then retreat.

"Nooboo, you worthless pogostick! I forbid you to move from your spot until you hit at least one of those wretched beings for insulting the royal dress code!"

>>983963
The problem with charging is that all available Royal Guards remaining this turn will never reach the raiders if they make a double move, thereby wasting their attack option. So it's best to move up and try to take a shot.

So I will go for Rhonda's attack to move up and fire her weapon at Skald. [>>983961]

R01: "Rhonda! You're a Trooper now, advance between the enemy and protect your superior officer Snowpea!"

R03 move up and get in the way of incoming fire

Rhonda, rally the soldiers with an inspiring speech about how they’ll all fired if they can’t do their fucking jobs and shoot like goddamn professionals god-fucking dammit

Chinzebeth 2020/12/20(Sun)20:13 No. 984062 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth: "Nooboo, you worthless pogostick! I forbid you to move from your spot until you hit at least one of those wretched beings for insulting the royal dress code!"

Noovin: "but your majesty-"

Chinzebeth: "Rhonda! You're a Trooper now, advance between the enemy and protect your queen!"

Rhonda: "Yes your majesty!"

Rhonda fires at Skalda and misses

ENEMY TURN

Bandit Attacks Nijhanna and defeats her!

Njhanna is defeated

"Now THIS is some prime meat!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/20(Sun)20:15 No. 984063 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda (already acted this turn)
R02-Noovin Set (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana" (already acted this turn) DEFEATED
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

>>984063
R03 Snowpea, shoot that bird, either one is fine

"Snowpea! Prove to me that the entire guard isn't massively incompetent! Destroy that smug bird's smug clothing!"

Snowpea, fire on the Gilar!

It's looking more and more like a good idea to RUN, Chinzebeth. Go east.

Looks like it's up to Snowpea. We missed all our shots and parries. All hope seems to slip from the fingers of the Royal Guard. The invaders have beaten one of our own.

And you can say Hana is literally ground beef.

There's still lots of distance between Chinzebeth and the nearest invader. So take your final shot, Snowpea, before we have to retreat and take the glorious queen to a safe bunker.

If anyone has a communicator or walkie-talkie, Chinzebeth needs to start calling for an extraction team and reinforcements. We were not prepared!

Snowpea, fire at the closest enemy. One of the guards needs to hit something! If her shot lands, Chinzebeth should promote her again for being the only guard to be able to actually hit the enemy.

Snowpea, make an inspiring speech of some kind to rally the soldiers!

Snowpea, move up and get that Gilar!

Chinzebeth 2020/12/21(Mon)17:35 No. 984122 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth: "Captain Snowpea! Prove to me that the entire guard isn't massively incompetent! Destroy them!"

Snowpea: "For the queen! for the hive! for honor!"

Snowpea strikes a glancing hit against Gilar

Gilar: "Yikes!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/21(Mon)17:41 No. 984123 ID: 6f7a5a
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ENEMY TURN
Kaglanoz Obliterates all clothing on Noovin's lower body
Noovin critically fails her defense and is left vulnerable!
until the end of her next turn Noovin can only attack OR move


Noovin: "AAAAAAAAAAH SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!"

Kaglanoz "hahahahHaHaHaHAHAHA!!!!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/21(Mon)17:43 No. 984124 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Queen Chinzebeth must act now, what does she do?

Queen Chinzebeth, brave queen Chinzebeth, bravely ran away!
Flee down the stairs!

>>984127
When danger reared its ugly head, she bravely turned her tail and fled.

Run, Queenie or you're going to be all naked and saggy in plain sight of everyone.

Chinzebeth hides behind her seemingly only competent guard Snowpea.

Hide behind Snowpea! She is our last hope!

Chinzebeth, take Snowpea since she's the only good shot around here and leave the others to their fate! Most of them will turn naked, but it's a sacrifice you're willing to make.

Retreat to a safehouse or bunker!

Run into the stadium, there’ll be a closet you can hide in.

>>984129
She should also use that ring laser to fire at the closest invader. Can’t waste any possible attacks while the guards are behind in the battle.

anyone else notice we haven't seen Snowpea?

Chinzebeth 2020/12/23(Wed)19:36 No. 984234 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth watches in horror as her pristine royal guard's outfits are torn to shreds.
dread creeps in on Chinzebeth as her imagination drifts towards her own fate should she remain here

Chinzebeth: "W-well y-you all seem to have this under control . . . ta-ta!"

Chinzebeth flees down the stairs trying to maintain a balance between dignity and speed

Enemy Turn

Lord Lung charges forward, there's no one within range so he sets a counter attack instead

Kaglanoz: "Hahaha! their saggy ruler flees from us! we've already won!"

Lord Lung: "FOOL! DON'T LET MY PRIZE ESCAPE!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/23(Wed)19:41 No. 984235 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

VULNERABLE characters until the end of their next turn can only attack OR move and are vulnerable to attacks (a step toward an enemy or a step to get behind cover is free and doesn't require a move action)

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda
R02-Noovin Set VULNERABLE
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana" DEFEATED
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Noovin, get movin! Get behind the safety of the real guards before they steal all your clothes!

R02-Nooman, regroup. Get away from the enemy before they overwhelm you.

Noovin, flee to your fellow guards and see if any of them might be so kind as to lend you anything to cover your exposed bits.

>>984235
Noovin retreat and make a ranged attack against Kaglanoz.

Chinzebeth, move away now and be twice as safe the rest of the round.
“You’ll never take me alive, ruffians!”

Chinzebeth 2020/12/24(Thu)12:20 No. 984259 ID: 6f7a5a
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Noovin flees

Enemy Turn

Gilar: "I can catch her I won't let her escape!"

Gilar speeds forward and and shoots at Noovin along the way, she misses

Noovin: "Help Help! they're shooting at me! Someone help!"

Chinzebeth 2020/12/24(Thu)12:24 No. 984260 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

NEW ABILITY: AIM if a character with a ranged weapons doesn't move before shooting they get an accuracy bonus
I've added this rule based on feedback on discord

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda
R02-Noovin Set (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana" DEFEATED
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

>>984260
Rhonda, fire at Kaglanoz in hopes that we can keep him from pursuing Noovin further. And try to use your cover to your advantage!

>>984260
Yes, Rhonda must aim and fire at Kaglanoz.

I'm wondering if we should also focus some attacks on Lord Lung in the future. Take out their leader--the rest will follow!

Snowpea, get out there and attack Lung! He's going after the queen!

As much as I hate birb, Rhonda should shoot Kalg.

>>984261
this

Chinzebeth 2021/01/04(Mon)15:14 No. 984878 ID: 6f7a5a
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Rhonda: "We have to fall back! we're overwhelmed!"

Skalda: "Yes flee FLEE! it won't save that old granny you call a queen!"

Chinzebeth: "How dare you! I am a fine aged whine!"

Rhonda: "more like fine Viniger . . . "

Chinzebeth: "Yes! I will be the vinegar that cleanses the weeds and fungi trying to take root in my beautiful garden world!"

Rhonda stares at Chinzebeth as she makes that analogy, and then sighs heavily wondering where she went wrong

Chinzebeth 2021/01/04(Mon)15:15 No. 984879 ID: 6f7a5a
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Rhonda sees Kaglanoz stomping after Noovin
Kaglanoz: "you can't run toothpick head! I'm bigger stronger and faster!"

Rhonda: "Stay away from her you big moron!"
Rhonda steady her aim and fires a shot at Kaglanoz . . . Scoring a critical hit!

Kaglanoz:"Nooo! my Imps!"

Rhonda: " . . . WHAT?!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/04(Mon)15:16 No. 984880 ID: 6f7a5a
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Kaglanoz: "You'll pay for that!"
Kagolanoz Is distract and retaliates against the person who attacked him
Rhonda critically fails her defense and is left vulnerable!
until the end of her next turn Rhonda can only attack OR move

Chinzebeth 2021/01/04(Mon)15:17 No. 984881 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda (already acted this turn)
R02-Noovin Set (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
R04-Nijhana "Hana" DEFEATED
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Snowpea, fire at Lord Lung to try and slow him down for Noovin’s sake as well.

>>984882
This. Float like a butterfly, Snowpea - sting like a scorpion! Also, move up and reinforce Noovin.

"Captain Snowpea, my aerial asault expert! Fly high and annihilate their air force!"

Shoot Gilar!

Snowpea, fire at Lung. He's the main threat. Ignore the others.

Shoot Kaglanoz.

Considering that Kaglanoz is huge, already in melee range, and half-strips somebody with every attack, probably best to focus them down and eliminate them. Maybe actually reducing the number of incoming attacks instead of spreading fire across all of the enemies is a better idea than losing on purpose.

Changing my suggestion from: >>984882 to: >>984948

Snowpea should go after Lung. Take out the leader and the rest will follow.

Shoot Kaglanoz. We need to focus down at least one enemy and he's threatening one of our vulnerable people atm.

Snowpea, Shoot Kaglanoz. They're being a beast right now with their critical hits

>>984987
This

Chinzebeth 2021/01/07(Thu)15:02 No. 985203 ID: 6f7a5a
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Snowpea take to the air and fires on Kaglanoz
Snowpea scores a critical hit!
Kaglanoz critically fails his defense

Chinzebeth 2021/01/07(Thu)15:03 No. 985204 ID: 6f7a5a
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Kaglanoz is defeated

Chinzebeth 2021/01/07(Thu)15:04 No. 985205 ID: 6f7a5a
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Lord Lung: "FOOLS! WEAKLINGS! FORGET THE COW AND DESTROY THEM
Bandit: "Yes oh dreadful one!"

Bandit advances and scores a critical hit on Noovin . . . it isn't very effective

Noovin: "EEEP!"

Lord Lung: "AAAAARGH!!! PATHETIC!!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/07(Thu)15:06 No. 985206 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Queen Chinzebeth must act now, what does she do?

Chinzebeth: Realize that if you want any chance of keeping your royal modesty intact you must stand your ground and fight back against these ruffians. Take aim and fire at your feathery pursuer, Gilar.

Chinzebeth: Keep putting distance and cannon fodder between you and that obsessed lunatic Lung.

>>985206
Zap the closest raider! Victory is within your grasp!

Lung is going straight for Chinzebeth, so first make sure Chinzebeth is outside his melee range. Then, if there's an enemy within our own lazer ring range, shoot at them!

Chinzebeth 2021/01/07(Thu)22:13 No. 985235 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth shoots and Gilar and misses

Chinzebeth can see movement inside the Gift shop
characters can move into the gift shop or off the map to escape the battle

ENEMY TURN

Skalda Slices Noovin across the chest
Noovin is defeated

Noovin:"OH goodness no!"
Skalda:"Rip and tear!!!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/07(Thu)22:14 No. 985236 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

VULNERABLE characters until the end of their next turn can only attack OR move and are vulnerable to attacks (a step toward an enemy or a step to get behind cover is free and doesn't require a move action)

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda VULNERABLE
R03-Snowpea
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Well Snowpea, better focus fire on Gilar. Retreat and cover Chinzebeth, the raiders are getting closer.

It's 4v3 in favor of invaders. Time to get serious.

Snowpea, stay in the air and use your +aim bonus to shoot Gilar. Since none of the other invaders can fly, we'll have air superiority.

>>985238
This

>>985238
Yeah.

Exit through the gift shop, Chinzebeth!

Alas Noovin, my sweet, your time has ended. Maybe Lord Lung will hire you to massage his gross back as you are forcibly stripped and re-clothed endlessly.

I agree to shooting Gilar, seems that's their only ranged warrior so the faster we omit the bird the better.

Chinzebeth 2021/01/10(Sun)22:57 No. 985379 ID: 6f7a5a
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Snow pea Shoots Gilar and clips her waist

ENEMY TURN

Gilar fires back and misses

Gilar: "Hey leave me alone!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/10(Sun)22:58 No. 985381 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

VULNERABLE characters until the end of their next turn can only attack OR move and are vulnerable to attacks (a step toward an enemy or a step to get behind cover is free and doesn't require a move action)

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda VULNERABLE
R03-Snowpea (already acted this turn)
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

As much as I hate to say it, Chinzebeth making it out safe takes priority over shooting birb.

Chinzebeth, double time it out of here and retreat to the gift shop. Retreat and call reinforcements- we can't let Lung get his mitts on you.

We can shoot Snowpea with Rhonda this turn without really any risk to Chinze.

>>985384
Yes, Rhonda. Shoot Snowpea.

I mean Gilar. Shoot Gilar.

Tactically speaking, if Chinzebeth is not at risk of immediate harm, then Chinzebeth may use her order to call out for reinforcements somehow.

Rhonda is at risk of being taken out without being able to act. So I'll change my vote to have Rhonda shoot Gilar if Chinze is able to retreat relatively safely.

>>985384
>>985385
y'know, having Rhonda betray the team for being demoted and having Snowpea replace her would make things interesting.

But lets have Rhonda shoot Gilar instead

Chinzebeth: Run. Run!

>>985389
Rhonda would never break a contract unless the other party was really really unreasonable with their demands; she’s too much of a professional, unfortunately!

But yeah have Rhonda shoot Gilar.

Rhonda fire at Gilar.

Rhonda, shoot Snowpea. Do it. You know you want to. She stole your promotion.

Chinzebeth 2021/01/11(Mon)15:08 No. 985423 ID: 6f7a5a
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Rhonda really want to shoot that job-stealing target-hitting Snowpea in her smug face, but resists the temptation
Rhonda shoots at Gilar but misses

Bandit: "I'll destroy you primate filth!"
Bandit shoots at Rhonda but misses

Chinzebeth 2021/01/11(Mon)15:10 No. 985424 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Queen Chinzebeth must act now, what does she do?

Declare victory and run away!

Chinzebeth should shoot Gilar again, then flee into the gift shop and call reinforcements.

I believe this is the point where you attempt to bribe Lord Lung into leaving you alone with offers of precious silks and cyber-polo coliseums.

It doesn’t look like Chinzebeth is in any danger of being hit at the moment. So she can fire at Gilar this turn, then retreat into the gift immediately at the start of the next round.

>>985427
Sure.

>>985427

I support Chinzebeth taking a shot of her own.

Chinzebeth 2021/01/13(Wed)17:35 No. 985619 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth shoots Gilar clipping her leg

Chinzebeth: "stay back you filthy pest!"
Gilar: "Hey! why is everyone picking on me?"

Chinzebeth: "Lung you beast! if you want silk you can have it! just leave me be!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/13(Wed)17:39 No. 985620 ID: 6f7a5a
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ENEMY TURN

Lung marches foreward

Lung: "YOU MEAN TO BARGAIN?! AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE TO ME?! I'LL TAKE ALL THE SILK I NEED OFF YOUR QUIVERING BODY!"

Snowpea: "Hey! show some manners around her majesty!"

Lung: "NO!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/13(Wed)17:40 No. 985621 ID: 6f7a5a
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Skalda: "come back down honey bunches!"
Skalda yanks off Snowpea's breastplate

Snowpea: "yikes!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/13(Wed)17:42 No. 985622 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda
R03-Snowpea
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Rhonda: Last stand time, attack Lord Lung!

>>985622

We do want to get Chinzebeth out soon, but right now the enemies aren't focused on her. Rhonda and Snowpea are going down eventually at this rate, so we should use their actions now to go down swinging.

Have Snowpea take aim at Skalda. Gilar may have an easier time chasing after the queen, but Skalda isn't much further behind, and her melee attacks are more worrying. Plus, with her so close, you have a better shot at landing a critical blow.

Never switch aggro! That's a losing strategy.

Rhonda, take aim and shoot at Gilar so we can actually even out the fight.

>>985629
If we are looking to even out the fight this would be the way to go. And Gilar is still after Chinzebeth so taking her out would be the smart thing to do.
Rhonda, move behind the pillar where Snowpea and Skalda are so Bandit won’t be able to attack you without moving, and then fire at Gilar.

Keep attacking Gilar!

>>985630
This seems like an optimal move.

Head towards their drop pod and attack Gilar, Rhonda.

Chinzebeth 2021/01/14(Thu)23:37 No. 985699 ID: 6f7a5a
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Rhonda moves from one pillar to the next
and fires at Gilar critically hitting her!

Gilar:"Ouch!"

Gilar tries to retaliate with a swooping attack but misses

Chinzebeth 2021/01/14(Thu)23:39 No. 985700 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

R01-Rhonda(already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
RQ-Queen Chinzebeth

Run while they're distracted, Chinz.

>>985702

We should wait a turn on this. The one person who could attack Chinzebeth this round just used their turn. Skalda will need more time to approach, so our queen is safe for the moment. We should take Snowpea's action next, since if Chinzebeth removes herself from the situation then the enemies may use their actions against the remaining troops here.

Let's have Snowpea finish off Gilar. If Skalda retaliates by attacking Snowpea, then that's a whole round of movement not being spent on chasing the queen.

>>985704
This

Definitely have Snowpea shoot Gilar again!

Skalda has a ranged weapon that can pull Snowpea down, so I'm questioning the value of using a move action to take to the skies again. Maybe just use a +aim to ensure a hit.

We have completely forgotten about that raptor bandit. Snowpea, move away from Skalda and attack that dino.

Chinzebeth: Make a stand and inspire Snowpea's next shot against Gilar!

Snowpea: Shoot Gilar!

>>985700
I like how everyone is bullying poor Gilar...
shoot her loincloth when you have a clean shot.

Snowpea can bring down Gilar and then become the only ranged warrior with flying speed!

Chinzebeth 2021/01/19(Tue)00:20 No. 985965 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth: "Yes my brave warriors Fight! my mighty Captain Snowpea prove how much better than that failure Rhonda you are!"

Rhonda: "thanks for the inspiring words your majesty . . ."

Snowpea fires and misses Gilar

Chinzebeth: "How dare you miss!!! I never should have promoted you!"

Enemy Turn

Bandit fires at Rhonda and misses

Chinzebeth 2021/01/19(Tue)00:23 No. 985966 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Queen Chinzebeth must act now, what does she do?

I believe it’s time for Chinzebeth to make her exit.

“Snowpea, my greatest! I demand you come to my side in the giftshop! Rhonda, stay behind and keep these cretins busy as I return to safety.”

Chinzebeth: Shoot Gilar then retreat! Show your loyal guards how it's done!

Beckon Snowpea and keep moving. Lord Lung is a lot bigger in person.

If your servants can't hit someone right in front of them, then they can just sit here and be distracting until they finally use those guns properly. Meanwhile, a tactical retreat to the gift shop for a few mpre competent troops would be a great help right now.

Focus on a tactical retreat. The sooner you get out of there, the sooner you can call in Black Ops with lots of collateral damage. Oh, and the sooner your minions can flee as well.

Oh lawd he comin

Flip the bird at Gilar and take a shot with our lazer ring in a fit of pique. Lord Lung is as massive as he is deluded! Retreat with Snowpea following to cover us!

Shoot Gilar down and show your troops how it's done. Allow Snowpea to fall back with you if Gilar has been defeated from your successful hit. You've gone hunting many times with your ring laser for sport. Sure, they were only servants dressed in woodland animal costumes, but it's practically the same thing.

Sorry Rhonda. If only you hadn't contradicted the glorious queen you'd be valued just slightly more but not that much more

Focus on moving, Chinzebeth. You didn't exactly wear your running heels to the ribbon cutting, and Lung looks like no clothing will survive getting in arm's reach of him.

Chinzebeth 2021/01/23(Sat)23:01 No. 986175 ID: 6f7a5a
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Chinzebeth: "Get away from me foul creature!"
Gilar: "I'm not a foul creature! wait I guess I AM a 'fowl' creature though."

Queen Chinzebeth fires at Gilar, blasting off her glove
Chinzebeth then escapes into the gift store.

Gilar:"Hey? where'd she go?"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/23(Sat)23:04 No. 986176 ID: 6f7a5a
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ENEMY TURN
Skalda slashes Rhonda across the mantle.
Rhonda is defeated

Skalda: "Another Trophy for my collection!"

Chinzebeth 2021/01/23(Sat)23:07 No. 986177 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

Victory! Chinzebeth has escaped unharmed! help Captain Snowpea escape for bonus points!

Snowpea must act now, what does she do?

Try and score some scorches on Lord Lung before you're overwhelmed. The bird's been blasted enough!

Priority one is to escape. Literally everyone is going to be gunning for you, Snowpea!

But if you can take a shot at that great git Lung, so be it.

Snowpea, get out of there and join your queen before you are totally overwhelmed! I’d also say to save your attack for a counter-attack.

Chinzebeth 2021/01/29(Fri)01:12 No. 986480 ID: 6f7a5a
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Snowpea fires at Lord Lung . . .
it doesn't seem to hurt him but does seem to slow him down

LORD LUNG:" BAH! PUNY BEE STINGS!"


Enemy Turn
Bandit attacks Snowpea and misses
Skalda attacks Snowpea and misses
Gilar attacks Snowpea and misses

Chinzebeth 2021/01/29(Fri)01:14 No. 986481 ID: 6f7a5a
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Player Turn

help Captain Snowpea escape for bonus points!

Snowpea must act now, what does she do?

Get out of there, Snowpea! Flee for your clothes! Full retreat!

>>986480
Shoot fucking Gilar and get into the gift shop!!!

Press your luck, bee! Aim for Gilar.

Fly to the gift shop. Not worth the risk. Fight another day!

Shoot Gilar then get into the giftshop!

>>986480
Lord Lung you need to cuff your cronies for missing so much

>>986497
I do agree a bit of punishment might be in order for letting Chinzebeth get away without as much as a scratch, and letting Snowpea escape too if she does.

>>986485

Agreed, fleeing is the way to go. You might provoke some attacks from the baddies you try to get away from, but time spent attacking you is time not being spent trying to reach the queen.

Chinzebeth 2021/02/07(Sun)14:46 No. 987257 ID: 163037
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Snowpea attacks Gilar! slicing off her loincloth!

Gilar is defeated!

Gilar: "Whoops! that's it for me!"

Chinzebeth 2021/02/07(Sun)14:50 No. 987259 ID: 163037
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Victory!!

Chinzebeth unharmed +100points!

Perfect Bonuses (these are only scored if Chinzebth is unharmed)
Enemies damaged +40 points!
Royal guard survival +17 points!

Total 157/100 !

Chinzebeth unharmed reward:
-100 points for Hover Throne (you could choose not to take it and keep the 100 points)

57 points remain to spend on bonuses (points will carry over after later battles)

-10 points for an attendant/minion/adviser (these NPCs come with no weapons and are much weaker than Royal guards)
-5 points for melee weapon
-5 points for volatile ranged weapon
-5 points for ranged weapon
-5 points grenade (single use)
-1 points article of clothing (any)(provide no combat effect or bonus)

Hover throne? Yes please. It will make a fine piece of loot!
Spend all 57 points on T-shirts for Chinzebeth. She'll buy out the gift shop!

>>987261
she just wares them all one on tp of each other.

Get the hover throne -100

one attendant, one minion, one adviser -30 points
one melee weapon -5
one volatile ranged weapon -5
one ranged weapon -5


Advisor gets melee weapon, minion gets volatile ranged weapon, attendant gets ranged weapon

leaves us with 12 points. I'm thinking either 2 grenades, or 5 articles of clothing and one grenade, but I'm not sure...

2 Attendants, 2 Volatile Ranged Weapons, 1 Melee Weapon

I’m for 2 attendants -20 points
One Melee -5
One Volatile ranged -5

Give one attendant a melee weapon and the other a volatile weapon

Get 4 Grenades and 7 pieces of clothing -20 -7

I think grenades will be hecking important

>>987264
Let’s go with this.
We also need to get an extra article of clothing for Snowpea to honor her amazing service to her queen.

>>987264

Agree with this. Extra points should be spent on clothing our lone survivor Snowpea. They deserve it for their service.

Decided the last 12 points will be

one grenade -5
rest will be 7 article of clothings -7

Chinzebeth 2021/02/11(Thu)19:27 No. 987776 ID: 163037
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Inside the Gift Shop.

Lieutenant Crispen rushes up the queen.

Crispen: "You majesty! are you alright?"

Chinzebeth: "I've NEVER been more humiliated in my life! no thanks to you! It'll take my servant ages to get these scuffs out of the bottom of my boots! I'll have you know they were custom made by the most talented cobbler gnomes of Jinimax twelve! these boots are completely unique and now they are worn like a peasants clogs. you best have an adequate explanation why you weren't defending me!"

Crispen: "I do your majesty! concern for the state of your footwear was my primary worry! behold your hover throne! you need not walk another step!"

Chinzebeth: "hmm yes, this will do. thank you mittens you are permitted to chase my ring laser once we reach safety"

Crispen: "your majesty I beg your forgiveness but my name is Crispen and I'm not a cat, I'm a red panda . . . "

Chinzebeth: "Panda's are bears you silly cat."

Crispen: " . . . "


while riding the hover throne:
+ Chinzebeth can move at full speed and aim
+ Critical hits will be adsorbed by the throne
+ grants cover to allies
+ Throne flies

-Throne is large and hard to maneuver in tight places
-If Chinzebeth critically fails her defense she fall off the throne
-Chinzebeth can't get back onto the throne until the battle ends
-can't benefit from cover

Chinzebeth could use some stress relief after that scary event. Scratch behind Crispen's ear until he purrs to make you feel better. Get angry if he doesn't.

Anyway, Throne is large and hard to maneuver in tight places, and can't benefit from cover? hmm... lets see what the map will look like in the next battle before we decide to use it for the next battle or save it for another battle.

Tight places? Like, say, a gift shop?
You should probably sit tight in here and wait for rescue.

So this cat comes with the throne, right? Thrones need cats sitting at their feet to function properly.

>>987790

Hard agree on the petting. Pet Crispen.

As much as we might want to wait though, I think Chinzebeth will insist on using the throne right now. Not being able to take cover sounds bad, but consider the fact that Chinzebeth should never be hiding. Chinzebeth's main priority is fleeing, so cover isn't something she will get much use of in the first place. Besides, if she's facing away then she can't exactly be targeted, can she?

Meanwhile, consider the benefits being on the throne grants her. She's allowed to move AND take aim at the same time, anyone behind her gets cover from enemy attacks (giving her forces a safe route to approach the enemy), and she's safe from unlucky crits decimating her apparel. One last bonus: Flight. If the terrain ahead is harsh, then she'll be able to go straight over it without problem.

The only real issue is tight spaces, since it will be hard to maneuver in them. Considering the decadence we've seen so far, that probably won't be the biggest issue though. The fact that the throne is in here and flying already suggests that the gift shop is massive, as one would expect of royalty. As long as Chinzebeth stays on a clear path towards the exit, this downside shouldn't mean much, meanwhile she's still getting all of the upsides that the throne provides. Seriously, don't underestimate the critical hit absorption, that is absolutely vital for our most valuable piece.

Chinzebeth needs to get on that throne ASAP.

Pet Crispen, sit on the throne, and prepare for round 2 of the fight, now in the gift shoppe

definitely pet Crispin

Chinzebeth 2021/02/20(Sat)10:21 No. 988607 ID: 1d109c
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Snowpea: "your majesty, your thrown might make you a larger target and provide trouble win cramped areas, perhaps it isn't the best idea?"

Chinzebeth: "You would have me continue to scamper across the ground like a serving girl? completely unacceptable isn't that right Mister Mittens?"

Queen chinzebeth starts to gently pat lieutenant Crispen

Crispen: "Ma'am... we don't have time for this."

Snowpea: "Crispen's right we need a plan!"

Chinzebeth 2021/02/20(Sat)10:24 No. 988608 ID: 1d109c
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Chinzebeth taps into her ocular implant and considers locations to get to:
Supreme Castle Earatone, is far away and would involve getting past Lord Lung: fortification level - Very High
The Royal Treasury can be reached through underground maintenance tunnels: fortification level - High
Patches109 memorial Coliseum: hunker down in this gift shop until rescue comes: fortification level - medium
Prudence Cathedral is best reached by roof tops and sky lanes: fortification level - High
Muffy97 memorial menagerie can be accessed by pedestrian streets: fortification level - High

Begin scratching Crispen’s chin as you plan your next move. Petting cats helps one relax and when relaxed you can make better decisions after all. Eventually decided that you and your loyal servants should make way to the Cathedral.

To the fortress of arrogance, and be quick about it!

Let's hit the Muffy97 Memorial Menagerie. We have a flying bee, let's not squander that advantage in the tunnels.

you really want to go to the menagerie so that you can avoid Lord Lung by moving farther from him and hire and get new royal guards... Definitely not because you want to pet all the new recruits you have there. Nope. Not at all... plus moving through the pedestrian streets might lead to some fun shenanigans between the fighters and the civilians witnessing the spectacle

(Though the coliseum seems to be the lowest fortification level and we might need to recover until rescue comes after losing most of our royal guards... kind of torn between staying here, or moving to the Menagerie)

>>988608

First off, after the pathetic display we just witnessed in the last room, only a fool would think we could get past Lord Lung unscathed. The castle ain't happening.

The Patches109 memorial Coliseum is the least fortified area we have access to, with its main advantage being that we don't have to go anywhere. Great choice if we feel like being lazy, but there are better strategic options.

That leaves 3 areas with High fortification. Since we can't distinguish them by how fortified they are, let's consider the routes we'd have to take to get to each of them. Take The Royal Treasury for example, a route that would have us traverse underground tunnels. Do you think your throne would be able to maneuver through them well? And if Lord Lung can follow you through them, think about how much cover you would have. Even if you find any, how many alternate routes are there that you could take if you needed to get away? Would you be stuck running away under a barrage of gunfire if caught? Not our best choice.

The Muffy97 memorial menagerie takes us through pedestrian streets. This is also not very ideal. There would be more room for cover in alleyways, around corners, possibly in buildings, but we'd be endangering our citizenry by taking a route through pedestrian areas. The only other negative I can think of is that our melee equipped threats may have an easier time with this route than we want. The available cover isn't as effective against a foe charging into you.

That leaves the Prudence Cathedral, which goes across rooftops and skylanes. We already took out Lord Lung's flying threats, while Chinzebeth is on a hovering throne, so this sounds better on the surface. Melee threats would definitely be less threatening here, and our main concern would be those with guns. There's still an issue of cover, but I still think this is our best option. If we can undermine the melee threats, then that lets our soldiers focus on the enemies wielding firearms. The ones with knives become an afterthought. They'll probably still be able to deal some damage, but this choice seems like it will lessen their potential greatly, and give us the best chance of making a clean escape with as many guards as possible.

TL;DR: Prudence Cathedral is our best option, with the Menagerie being a close second.

>>988608
Go to prudence cathedral. We just eliminated one of their fliers, we should have air superiority.

The Menagerie for some tacticool urban warfare.

The Muffy97 memorial menagerie, since Chinzebeth is the only person who can fly right?, otherwise I'd have suggested the prudence cathedral

>>988650
Snowpea can also fly. I think the other 3 royal guards cannot though.

Royal Treasury. You need to secure the wealth from looting or this planet won't recover. More importantly, your auxiliary mercenaries may defect if they realize you can't pay them but Lord Lung can. But more immediately, you can use some of the wealth as a distraction to force the pirates into infighting or goad them towards an ambush. Pirates may be unconstrained by protocol and laws but they are not constrained from their own short-sighted greed.

Chinzebeth 2021/02/22(Mon)00:41 No. 988825 ID: 1d109c
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Chinzebeth: "My plan is obvious, as a being of high importance I shall travel on high to the cathedral, If that were not obvious enough the god emperor also owes me for building that massive cathedral so he best keep me safe with it or else!"

Crispen: "Oh look my underling Pawkaf is here! she's a cute mouse perhaps you'd like to demean her instead!"

Royal guard Pawkaf enters the room with Event Adviser Cleopa Egypto, Catering Attendant Humphry Dumpton and Giftshop Minion Kog Sillyman following behind

Pawkaf: "Look your majesty I found some citizens hiding in the back room"

Cleopa: "I wasn't hiding! I was planning the event of our soon-to-be victory"

Dumpton: "I wasn't hiding either I was preparing a feast for all our hard working royal guards"

Sillyman: "I too wasn't hiding, I was taking inventory, to make sure nothing had been stolen"

These Earatonians are weak in combat but easily replaced!

Excellent, get those Earatonian dressed up, for battle, give them weapons, and then praise and congratulate Crispen for ordering Pawkaf to find those Earatonians to help fight for your cause with more headpats.

now that we have all the royal guards and new citizens all together to fight for our protection, let us head to the cathedral right now!

"As your queen, I order you to scout the streets for bandits or serve me quality crumpets and tea! Move!"

I like the idea of Chinzebeth praising Crispen instead of Pawkaf for finding more fighters. Yeah, lets pet Crispen again.

Put them at the front to scout out the path, then. We march posthaste!

Pet Crispen for finding more minions and have the new cannon fodder... uh I mean constituents lead the way

Yes Crispen needs his chin scratched

Pet Crispin. Everybody pet him. He's a good boy he wants pets.

I think Pawkaf should pet Crispen now.

Chinzebeth 2021/02/26(Fri)19:07 No. 989265 ID: 1d109c
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Chinzebeth: "Wonderful! simply wonderful Mister Mittens! Miss Pawkaf provide pets for Mittens."

Pawkaf: "right away your majesty!"
Pawkaf begins to pet Crispen

Chinzebeth: "As for my loyal citizens, congratulations are in order for volunteering as my scouts and vanguard"

Dumpton: "Your majesty! you expect us to go into battle?!"

Chinzebeth: "I do indeed"

Cleopa: "but we don't even have weapons!"

Royal guard Gerbera steps in from a side room

Gerbara:"Look your majesty I found extra weapons!"

Gerbara has 1 melee weapon, 1 volatile ranged weapon, 1 ranged weapon
5 articles of clothing(including guard ruffs) and 1 grenade, how does Chinzebeth assign these

I'm horrid at tactics, but I suggest we assign Gerbara in a position that puts them as awkwardly close to Snowpea as possible

Give Cleopa the ranged weapon, Humphrey the melee weapon and Kog Snowpea's gun. Give Snowpea the volatile gun. Assign the commoners field promotion ruffs and accessorise Chinzebeth with the remaining two clothes. Chinzebeth should also take the extra laser ring out of the grenade and equip it.

>>989267
I like the idea of Chinzebeth wearing extra clothes in preparation, I think it would look dumb and hilarious.

I also support giving one random weapon to each of the newbies

Gerbera: get jealous at Crispen for getting all the attention despite your hard work at stealing finding those weapons and clothing in the gift shop. Compensate this by requesting to Chinzebeth to have you be assigned to cover Snowpea since she had battle damage, and definitely not because you want to flirt with her... Nope! not at all! (Oh geez, did you say that part out loud??)

Pretty much assign the weapons as >>989267 said. I like the idea of giving Kog Sillyman Snowpea's gun so she can have the new volatile gun

As far as clothing goes, assign the clothes to whoever, but be sure to give Snowpea something new to wear since she lost her breastplate earlier.

Grenade should be given to someone who can fly like Snowpea, or Chinzebeth.

>>989265

Before anything else, Chinzebeth should get one of those guard ruffles. They would look fab with her dress.

We don't know much about our draftees' specialties, so let's just go by their looks. Scrawny Sillyman would likely be weak in melee combat, so hand him a ranged weapon. Dumpton is girthy and should be our head meatshield, so let's keep him close by giving him a ranged weapon too. The volatile one won't work out since we want him nearby, so give that one to Sillyman. By process of elimination, Cleopa gets the melee weapon.

The grenade can go to the ever-reliable Crispen. Don't waste extra clothing on the disposables, but instead spread it amongst the guards. One for each of them, with the spare going to someone with a melee weapon (if all present guards use ranged, just give it to Crispen.)

Chinzebeth 2021/03/10(Wed)22:41 No. 990642 ID: 1d109c
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Snowpea is givin the volatile gun
Cleopa is givin the ranged weapon,
Humphrey is givin the melee weapon
Kog is given Snowpea's ranged weapon.
Kog, Humphrey and Cleopa are given Ruffs to wear
Chinzebeth dons a mask and Ruff

Chinzebeth: "To the roofs my loyal guard! We must get to the 'X' marked transit way"


Player Turn

Only one character can act at time

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Chinzebeth has a ring laser if she needs to attack

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

RQ-Queen Chinzebeth
R03-Snowpea
R05-Crispen
R06-Pawkaf
R07-Gerbara
RT01-Cleopa
RT02-Humphrey
RT03-Kog Sillyman

Front and center to command the battlefield, Chinzebeth! Use your hover throne to give Gerbara a lift over the gap.

Disclaimer: I suck at tactics.

Shouldn't we move Chinz as fast as possible to the X? She's our win/lose condition.

Have Cleopa move up to engage IG06, maybe see how bad it is up there before we move everyone else. I'm also on team move Chinz last just in case all the foes dogpile her, then we can't move her out of the way.

I'm thinking one plan of action we can try is have mainly the flyers go Northwest away from the large group in the northeast. Chinzebeth and Snowpea mainly, Gerbera too if one of them can give them a lift since we'll need more firepower as there are a few invaders there. Maybe Kog can shoot some people with his ranged weapons in the northwest to weaken them before the group in the northeast comes too close and help Chinzebeth and her group deal with them easier.

the rest of the royal guards (Crispen, Pawkaf, Cleopa, Humphrey, and Kog Sillyman) can distract the guys in the northeast on the largest building they're on

Once Chinzebeth and her group makes it to the northwest most building, they can fly towards the X while hopefully the rest of the invaders are distracted with the second group to notice Chinzebeth escaping.

Anyone got another plan we can try?

>>990643
If we do this, Chinzebeth should smell Gerbera's face.

But right now,

Kog Sillyman should shoot IG02-LET with the ranged weapon if he can reach that target.

Chinzebeth 2021/03/14(Sun)23:44 No. 991397 ID: 1d109c
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Chinzebeth: "hold my throne gentle flower I shall ferry you across the gap"

Gerbera: "I was going to ask Captain snowpea to carry me, she's pretty~"

Chinzebeth: "Nonsense! she'll be busy sacrifice her dignity for me, now let's be off"

Chinzebeth's Throne carries Gerbera over the gap

Chinzebeth: "Goodness! for a flower you smell terrible! get off!"

Gerbera: "Oof!"

Chinzebeth shoots at Invader Grunt Letherine and misses

Chinzebeth 2021/03/14(Sun)23:54 No. 991398 ID: 1d109c
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Enemy Turn

Invader Grunt Ashenclaw attacks Humphrey and hits!
Humphrey critically fails his defense and is left vulnerable!
until the end of his next turn Humphrey can only attack OR move

Ashenclaw: "Ah HA HA HA!"

Humphrey: "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Chinzebeth 2021/03/14(Sun)23:58 No. 991399 ID: 1d109c
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Player Turn

Only one character can act at time

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

RQ-Queen Chinzebeth (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
R05-Crispen
R06-Pawkaf
R07-Gerbara
RT01-Cleopa
RT02-Humphrey
RT03-Kog Sillyman

Humphrey counterattack against Ashenclaw

If we can eliminate Ashenclaw this round via other units, Humphrey can just move forwards instead.

Pawkaf should move up next, and shoot Ashenclaw.

Either Sillyman shoots Leth
Or Cleo shoots Ashen

Roll away, Humphrey! Lead the invaders on a merry chase! Away from Chinzebeth, ideally!

Cleo, move up and shoot Ash.

Cleo shoot ash.

Chinzebeth 2021/03/17(Wed)14:26 No. 991774 ID: 1d109c
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Cleopa shoots at Ashenclaw and misses

Enemy turn

Invader grunt Titegga rushes forward

Titegga: "HONK! HONK!"

Chinzebeth 2021/03/17(Wed)14:27 No. 991775 ID: 1d109c
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Player Turn

Only one character can act at time

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

RQ-Queen Chinzebeth (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea
R05-Crispen
R06-Pawkaf
R07-Gerbara
RT01-Cleopa (already acted this turn)
RT02-Humphrey VULNERABLE
RT03-Kog Sillyman

Snowpea, fly and shoot Titegga. The birds and the bees, locked in an eternal struggle...

Snowpea, shoot titegga the honkinator!!!

>>991781
I must agree.

Chinzebeth 2021/03/17(Wed)16:22 No. 991802 ID: 1d109c
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Captain Snowpea shoots Titegga and hits!

Snowpea: "Blam! there goes your shirt!"

Titegga: "HONK!*"

*Titegga has taken an oath to only make angry bird sounds

Chinzebeth 2021/03/17(Wed)16:25 No. 991803 ID: 1d109c
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Player Turn

VULNERABLE characters until the end of their next turn can only attack OR move and are vulnerable to attacks (a step toward an enemy or a step to get behind cover is free and doesn't require a move action)

Only one character can act at time

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

RQ-Queen Chinzebeth (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea (already acted this turn)
R05-Crispen
R06-Pawkaf
R07-Gerbara
RT01-Cleopa (already acted this turn)
RT02-Humphrey VULNERABLE
RT03-Kog Sillyman

Kog, shoot Ash.

Kog move and melee attack Ash.

Humphrey get to safety pronto, screw fighting for now you coward!

Instead of Kog shooting ash let’s have them try to finish off Titegga

Chinzebeth 2021/03/17(Wed)18:25 No. 991827 ID: 1d109c
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Kog attacks Ashenclaw hitting her in the arm

Kog: "git off him you big turkey!"

Ashenclaw: "Ow!"

Chinzebeth 2021/03/17(Wed)18:26 No. 991828 ID: 1d109c
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Player Turn

VULNERABLE characters until the end of their next turn can only attack OR move and are vulnerable to attacks (a step toward an enemy or a step to get behind cover is free and doesn't require a move action)

Only one character can act at time

Chinzebeth can make declarations and give orders for free in addition to any character acting

Enemies and allies will take turns acting

Select a single character to act and explain what they do

RQ-Queen Chinzebeth (already acted this turn)
R03-Snowpea (already acted this turn)
R05-Crispen
R06-Pawkaf
R07-Gerbara
RT01-Cleopa (already acted this turn)
RT02-Humphrey VULNERABLE
RT03-Kog Sillyman (already acted this turn)

Let’s have Gerbara go after Ashen or alternatively Titegga if they can move that far

LET is probably going to cross the bridge to attack soon. Maybe have Gerbera head to the bridge left of them , block the way as they get ready to counter attack whatever attack LET has coming for them (assuming they'll come towards Gerbera's direction) (also assuming if counter attacks are possible, if not, ignore this suggestion)

"SNOWPEA! Watch this!"

Gerbara, proactively move and attack LET.

Humphrey: attack Ashen!

If we have Gerbera go towards LET, i'd say move Gerbara on the bridge to lure LET closer and be ready to block/evade. this should help keep distance away from SAW and avoid a 2 against 1 situation.

Chinzebeth 2021/03/20(Sat)17:36 No. 992305 ID: 1d109c
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Gerbara runs up and prepares a counter attack

Gerbara "SNOWPEA! Watch this!"

ENEMY TURN
Invader grunt Letherine charges Gerbara and misses
Gerbara counter attacks and hits Letherine in the upper arm
Letherine is defeated!

Gerbara "Homerun!"