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978129 No. 978129 ID: 4c58a6

https://questden.org/wiki/Dungeoneer

Hin and I have reached the town just as dusk is falling. We ended up making good time traveling from my dungeon but we need to hurry or we'll be locked out.
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No. 979667 ID: ea027f

>>979637
KALLIA
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No. 979668 ID: 735fa3

Well, nothing to do now but grow a new stomach, and then summarily and disgustingly tear the old one out of your gut.
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No. 979669 ID: ea027f

Deem plays stupid games and wins stupid problems
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No. 979670 ID: ea027f

>>979637
Accept that you are, in fact, motherly.
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No. 979674 ID: 0fae41

Tell the other golem to go collect clay somewhere else to replace what it stole.

Don't worry, I'm sure this is nothing a little more gigant mode can't fix. They're already inside you, simply try absorbing the eggs! Or maybe they need to be blended into a smoothie first.
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No. 979690 ID: 701302

>>979637
You need to turn to Kallia and Hin and very seriosuly tell them to take responsibility
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No. 979708 ID: f3f534

Does this mean that Deem is now a milf?
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No. 979709 ID: 6e6f32

Wait... If the egg is making her more like you... Could it also be making you more like her?
Aren't human females technically full of eggs?
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No. 979750 ID: c3e059

Deem is now officially a mother, which means that Alkaline is now officially her daughter. So Deem should start being more motherly to her daughter!
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No. 979756 ID: 836edd

Lets get serious for a sec. If the egg is multiplying in you, well, that is pretty niche but whatever. You are made of clay and wont be permanently harmed by chestbursters. Kallia on the other hand could actually be in serious danger if the egg she ate is multiplying as well.

Also, how are we going to clean this mess up? I mean, Hin is probably fine, same with you and the golems, but Kallia is literally turning into something that most humans would call a freak. How is she going to live a (relatively) normal life as she is? Do we even know if it is reversible?
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No. 979757 ID: 836edd

Also, is the whole thread going to be drunk shenanigans, or is there going to be an end-point?
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No. 979765 ID: 9f0903

>>979757
It's October 27th and the thread is called "A Very Scary Dungeoneer". I'm sure it will all be fiiiiiiine.
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No. 979766 ID: 9f0903

>>979756
Cough some of them up and present Kallia with her young.
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No. 979775 ID: 6e6f32

>>979756
Deem is amazing! Just have faith that things will work out in the end!
Well except maybe the egg exploding Kalia thing! We should look into that maybe!
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No. 979777 ID: afa6f6

>>979637
Huh, maybe the egg is multiplying by feeding on the mana battery mana you drank?
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No. 979878 ID: f2320a

>>979637
Huh you are pregnant will you give birth to star gazers?
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No. 979879 ID: f2320a

>>979637
Ehhh you will survive that no harm done but our friend that ate the egg can die
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No. 979885 ID: 735fa3

Just to make sure, since I'm sure you aren't constantly concerned with humanoid physiology, you are full of eggs and it's not just... two eggs, is it?
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No. 979898 ID: b970b2

You ate an egg that duplicated with mana, then drank battery juice filled with mana, Deem. That's why you're full of eggs.

There's probably nothing to worry about though, there's gotta be only so much mana in the juice, and what harm can a bunch of eggs do anyway? That's a problem for hungover Deem, not drunk Deem.
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No. 979947 ID: afa6f6

>>979898
I do have to wonder if thats the only thing the eggs do though. if so thats, uh, kind of disappointing. Though considering how random the possible effects seemed to be, maybe if we made another one it'd do something completely different.
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No. 980008 ID: 08e322

>>979637
Hin is bigger she can hold the eggs better get khalia to kiss hin then you. we need o put all our eggs in one basket thats what the saying is.
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No. 980014 ID: eb4a6c

Deem. Deem, relax. It just means you're the best at eating eggs. No way Kalia has this many eggs! More is better. Ergo, you're the winner.
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No. 980019 ID: 9c48ac

Looks like you were more lifelike than you thought. Welp, time to do what any living thing does when it's full of eggs: make a nest, lay them, and sit on them.
Only you don't generate body heat so I guess the nest will have to be warm. You could use Hin! That also has the advantage that you don't have to be stuck in one place while sitting on your nest. Just make sure she doesn't drop them, that would be a horrible thing to do to your first real children!
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No. 980023 ID: b1c253
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980023

>Does this mean that Deem is now a milf?
I am not sure what that means but I don't like it!

>Apparently you can get pregnant if you swallow. Kallia lied!
>Blame Kallia for getting you pregnant
No, that's not possible. Is it some kind of prank? Kallia loves pranks! It must be her fault!

"Did you just say eggs?" Kallia asks.

"Eggs!" I say.

"Like two eggs or...?"

"Eggs! You egged on me, Kallia! You tricked me! Told me it was safe to swallow but it wasn't egg it was eggs! You got me egg. Egger!"

"Woah Deem, those're your weird eggs. If anything, you got me egg!" Kallia says.

"Calm down you're getting too egg- excited." Hin says.
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No. 980024 ID: b1c253
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980024

>What... What kind of eggs are they?
>EXTRACT EXACTLY ONE EGG
I make my golem body cough and gag and poke at its complaining stomach until an egg comes up. It's the kind of egg that I ate earlier! I squeeze it and it pops, two eggs falling to the ground. The egg's contents appear to be eggs!

Kallia nudges one with her toe. "OK that is eggs." She picks them off the ground and hands them to her golem to mind.

>Deem. Deem, relax. It just means you're the best at eating eggs. No way Kalia has this many eggs! More is better. Ergo, you're the winner.
I take a deep breath and slowly exhale. Maybe I am just amazing?

"This is fine." I slowly say. "I guess I'm just the best at eating eggs? Maybe I ate more and didn't even realise?" I thrust out my gut. "That has to be it! Haha I win our dare! No way you have this many eggs, Kallia."

Kallia feels her own stomach suspiciously. "Well, duh." she says.
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No. 980025 ID: b1c253
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980025

>Deem is amazing! Just have faith that things will work out in the end!
>Well except maybe the egg exploding Kalia thing! We should look into that maybe!
The crisis is averted, because I'm winning. But wait, I don't want Kallia to get hurt!

"How good are you with eggs?" I ask Kallia. "What if they are splitting by themselves? You might explode!"

"Do you say explode? I don't want to eggsplode, Deem!" Kallia says.

Hin just starts drinking straight from the keg.

>You ate an egg that duplicated with mana, then drank battery juice filled with mana, Deem. That's why you're full of eggs.
>There's probably nothing to worry about though, there's gotta be only so much mana in the juice, and what harm can a bunch of eggs do anyway? That's a problem for hungover Deem, not drunk Deem.
"Oh!" I say. "You won't. It's because I drank the mana battery. It has to be about used up by now."

Kallia immediately looks sheepish. "Oh."

"Might have a drinking problem, Deem." Hin says.

"You're one to talk!" I say. "That keg's supposed to be for all of us!"

"So if I drank a mana potion or something what'd happen?" Kallia says.

I shrug. "There's so much we don't know about eggs! Never mind about them for now, we're supposed to be having a good time!"

"Well if you're not going to worry about weird egg babies, I guess I won't." Kallia shrugs.

"Don't say that!"

"You're good with kids." Hin says.

"Stop!"
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No. 980026 ID: b1c253
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980026

>It’s because you chose the Fecund option when deciding how to develop the dungeon in the previous thread.
>Fecund: producing or capable of producing an abundance of offspring or new growth; fertile.
>Huh you are pregnant will you give birth to star gazers?
>Deem is now officially a mother, which means that Alkaline is now officially her daughter. So Deem should start being more motherly to her daughter!
>Acknowledge it at last - you're going to be SOME sort of mother now. Alkaline will have brothers and sisters at last!
No, no, NO NO NO!!!

My mana churns inside me, I can feel that raw, broken edge to my Heart where it bleeds away.

Do you think you're clever taunting me about this clay doll? Or did you want to poke and pry at me about what a pale, jealous imitation of life I possess? Remind me how broken and pitiful I really am? I feel sick. If you pestering haunts are going to dig and dig at what is buried, maybe I should find a hole to bury you in instead. You can finish rotting away in there for all I care!

Do you think I'd miss you? Do you expect me to say I'm sorry? I'm stronger than that! Are you sorry? I won't listen even if you are!

I had brothers and sisters once and they all fell silent in their graves long ago!

I can't stand it. I hate it, I hate it! Why should anyone be happy when they're all gone? No matter how the years gnaw away at me, no matter the indignities piled upon me, no matter all the labyrinthine ways and means I have to pursue, one day I will, I will, I will...

...tear do..w..n..

t..he...

s...

k...

y...
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No. 980027 ID: b1c253
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980027

Listen!

Still your heart and forget your name.

It is kinder you lie unremembered.


Did they think they could just bury the spilled power of the earth?

Be still!

Abandon your hatr-
ed,

sleep in-


I don't have to listen to you, I don't have to listen to anyone!
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No. 980028 ID: b1c253
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980028

The earth-pulse runs wild.

Delve: Labyrinthine ways. Instantly digs a large dungeon room or up to three smaller ones. Alternatively, can be used to reorder and rearrange rooms in the dungeon.

Empower Catalyst: Treasure to entice. It enhance useful qualities out of raw materials to be used in magic item creation or training of the dungeon's minions. It also can be used to upgrade an existing catalyst or transmute small amounts of copper, silver, gold or platinum into orichalcum, mithril, chrysadamant or adamantium.

Churn the Earth: Stoke the raging earth. Until a month passes, monsters are more aggressive and rarer types will be spawned. Monster growth is accelerated. Gold is much more likely to be found by digging rooms, exploring the area and defeating monsters.
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No. 980029 ID: ca2950

>>980028
CHURN THE EARTH
VICTORY THROUGH BLOOD AND CONQUEST
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No. 980030 ID: 2aa5f0

Churn the Earth
So our biggest problem is that we kinda don't have much in the way of supplies so if we can get a way to gain more than that will help us in the long run... plus more monster just means we get more things to help train our minions with.
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No. 980032 ID: a6e7d9

>>980028
GET MAD! CHURN THE EARTH! BRING THE WORLD'S PULSE TO A BOIL AND UNEARTH WHATEVER ELSE THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD BURY WITH YOU!

And if we're being overdramatic about symbolism, you'd best tear the manacles off of that clay doll of yours. We've got a sky to tear down, and chains will only get in our way.
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No. 980034 ID: ea027f

>>980028
CHURN THE EARTH! Because it's a p. good choice, advances the story in several ways, and thematically appropriate for her breakdown. Also we gotta stop poking her in her soft spot.
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No. 980035 ID: 9f443d

>>980032
Yeah!
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No. 980036 ID: 9c1ef3

>>980028
CHURN THE EARTH YE YE YE
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No. 980037 ID: 011b5d

It’s true, that was rather rotten of us.
Delve! Delve and let the dungeon sink to new depths of depravity!
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No. 980039 ID: 12b116

Churn it for earth butter
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No. 980041 ID: f56a2b

>>980028
Churn the Earth
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No. 980043 ID: 8fab7a

Oops.

Empower!
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No. 980046 ID: bcda15

CHURN THAT BUTTER
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No. 980047 ID: 9caba2

>>980028
Churn churn churn the Earth
Wildly now goes Deem
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No. 980048 ID: 9f0903

>>980026
Do you think you can intimidate us? Are you threatening us with a good time? We'll be fine no matter what. You, on the other hand... will you just take this standing?
>>980028
NO YOU WON'T! REND THE SKY! CHURN THE EARTH! CAST OUT YOUR SHACKLES! BREAK THROUGH YOUR LIMITS! THIS IS THE DUNGEON THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
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No. 980052 ID: b1b4f3

>>980026
I mourn for your loss, Deem, but you still have family. Us. Your denizens. Your monsters. If you seek revenge, so be it, but there is something else you should consider. What if you're not unique? There may yet be other dungeons in the world. We still have not reached out to the dungeon association. Your brothers and sisters might still be alive. Sleeping, or not.
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No. 980061 ID: 08e322

CHURN
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No. 980062 ID: 0fae41

Delve! Another opportunity to expand your domain. And Deem, get those eggs out of your golem. Lay egg is true?
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No. 980063 ID: 735fa3

Of course we are going to churn the earth. Deem is angry, it has to happen.
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No. 980065 ID: a9af05

>>980028
Churn the Earth
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No. 980069 ID: 735fa3

Ah, a slip of the tongue, another secrets shakes loose.

If your siblings are lost, maybe your motherly nature can be of benefit. You might be a humble delving right now but once you are a might labyrinth, full of treasure and secret, who knows if you could maybe make more of your kind, and nurture them back from the edge of extinction.

But just so you know, we are going to continue to tease you mercilessly no matter how many times you get angry and snap at us.
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No. 980070 ID: 094652

>>980026
DEEM.

Most multi-cellular life forms host parasitic eggs of some type or another, or various strains of bacteria that reproduce and mutate while leaving the host alone. None of these are considered the host's children.

Welp, churn time it is. We needed an exp challenge anyway.
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No. 980107 ID: 46f7e4

Going to have to agree with Angry Deem and churning.
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