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935377 No. 935377 ID: 395c02

The events of this episode take place between Dragon Romance threads 8 and 9.

This quest is NSFW.
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No. 935378 ID: 395c02
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Family, huh?

Hoard sounds more dragony, but family just kinda feels right.

Can it be both? You dare to venture that it can!

Anyway, everyone went their separate ways shortly after the picnic...
No. 935379 ID: 395c02
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...After THE EVENT, that is...
No. 935380 ID: 395c02
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Yeah, that happened.

But despite all the shenanigans, you dare to call the PICNIC OF DOOM a success. Yeah, Mom and Dad want you do make good decisions and sometimes you don't quite um do that, but at the end of the day they know you're a lot like them.
No. 935381 ID: 395c02
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Really, really lewd.
No. 935382 ID: 395c02
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Anyway, you find yourself thinking of the others. Just what adventures did they get up to after you all split up for the day...?

Choose a scenario, kupo! I mean, please! the kids aren't going to get that

-A: Siphon and Tempest. They seemed to click at the picnic. Just what lewd things did they get up to?
-B: Outissa and Eezeryh. Okay these two definitely have something going on.
-C: Saint Duke and Skif. Will they engage in chivalrous touching!?!??! ...probably not.
-D: Gulketi and Penny. These two hang out? Oh man, now you're kinda curious how that goes.
No. 935383 ID: 0fae41

D! Kabold, kabig.
No. 935384 ID: ef28f6

No. 935385 ID: afdebc

No. 935386 ID: 8d23f0

D its time to Kobush in the fluffies! though some b science would be interesting too.
No. 935387 ID: 8f6858

D, B secondary
No. 935388 ID: e7848c

D for not!Dragon and diminutive dragon

a for funsies
No. 935396 ID: 9c293c

No. 935405 ID: 821e1c

No. 935406 ID: 7c1196


Lets dive into this passive-aggressive rivalry!
No. 935423 ID: 80d19e

D Let's see what these two can get up to
No. 935424 ID: cb22c8

Primary B, secondary D.
No. 935431 ID: e35d75

No. 935432 ID: a9af05

No. 935434 ID: 0bc094

D,C secondary! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
No. 935435 ID: 44f6f3

Thanks, Slinko. I have to replay FF6 now. Anyway...

No. 935437 ID: 864e49

C Hell yeah angry gay sex!

Okay that's probably not going to happen so D. Fluffy adoraBold adventures.
No. 935443 ID: caf1de

i wanna see Siphon and big bird lewd time adventure funs
No. 935445 ID: 4854ef

No. 935447 ID: 91ee5f

>Yeah, Mom and Dad want you do make good decisions and sometimes you don't quite um do that, but at the end of the day they know you're a lot like them.
>Really, really lewd.
Even though you’re not related to them by blood, you somehow managed to inherit their lewdness from them!

D: Gulketi and Penny.
No. 935454 ID: 2765c4

curious about what went down with the Lugia look-alike
No. 935458 ID: 9f2da4

C, but only after you panic over the lack of a save point on this screen. We must save before making a decision of this magnitude.
No. 935459 ID: ba56e6

No. 935462 ID: cd2dbc

No. 935499 ID: 79eaac

Assuming we're still doing primary + secondary voting
C, D

I want some action with the bois

My secondary for the cutes.
No. 935502 ID: 58b4f3

No. 935511 ID: 0bc094

I take it back I change my vote to C primary, D secondary!
No. 935517 ID: 51b8ec

No. 935545 ID: 46a0b8

No. 935975 ID: 1ed92d

Absolute D
No. 936223 ID: 395c02
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Today sure has been... something.

I'd guess I'd kind of forgotten what it was like to just hang out with friends, sometimes...
No. 936224 ID: 395c02
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No. 936225 ID: 395c02
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"Ka... what??"



okay think like a ketza think like a ketza...
No. 936226 ID: 395c02
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"Uh... Wanna lick my hand?"

Chei said it was a greeting or something? I dunno man I'm winging it here.

Hehe, wing. Ketza. Like me. Right now. I mean always.





"Oh um, thanks??"


"I'm Gulketi and... um. I thought you guys were called Kabolds?"
No. 936227 ID: 395c02
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"oh no i forgot my bush"

I have a strong desire to put her on top of my head, like I used to do with Chei when he was being cute or just when I felt like it but don't tell him that.

But, uh. Can't quite do that in this form.

What should I do instead...


Actually no wait. That would win in a landslide.

Sorry, I'm kind of new at this. Let me try that again.
No. 936228 ID: 395c02
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Step one: Get hugging out of the way.

"oh gosh twice in one day i would hug today if i could"

Now I can decide what to do.

-A: Invite the 'kabush' to the mall. Maybe I can get more BFF shirts...
-B: Go swimming! When I'm a ketza it's mostly 'floating', but...
-C: Invite... Penny, was it? To dinner! Food is always a good way to make new friends!
-D: Invite Penny to meet Kharadra. In this case, specifically focusing on helping Kharadra save her store.
No. 936231 ID: 0fae41

B/d. You should let her borrow your bush by hiding in your fluff.
No. 936233 ID: 8d23f0

let her sit on your butt its the cloests to being on your head you can get right now.
No. 936235 ID: 3121a1

B, A!
No. 936236 ID: 91ee5f

D: Invite Penny to meet Kharadra.

The best way to get people to come into the store is to have cute mascots. Both you and Penny can get customers into the store with your cuteness and then they’ll look around and maybe buy stuff!
No. 936238 ID: 758ff3

No. 936245 ID: ad867b

No. 936253 ID: 821e1c

No. 936254 ID: e4fa58

No. 936261 ID: b1b4f3

Doesn't Penny like it when there's fewer people around, because it's quieter?
d maybe, she *did* show up there on her own once.
No. 936269 ID: e7848c

Oh no she's cute and anxious just like you (sometimes)
No. 936274 ID: 864e49

A and we D while we're there.
No. 936279 ID: 781332


A/D can go together as a secondary right? Since visiting birblady means going to the mall anyway!
No. 936293 ID: 7fafab

No. 936304 ID: e51896

No. 936314 ID: bcc41d

A, c

Hugging today is usually done by going and doing something nice together with a friend.
No. 936318 ID: a9af05


Your BFF Ceri would appreciate you helping save Kharadra's store.
No. 936320 ID: 8d4593

Do whatever the others vote on,
But have her ride on your shoulders as yall do it.
No. 936329 ID: 948104


With enough focus and RAW FLOOF, you can become the bush.
No. 936339 ID: 58b4f3


Kharadra is Ceri's friend and would be very sad if she went out of business! If you help keep Kharadra's store open, that would make Ceri very happy!
No. 936355 ID: 094652

AD because you're going to need new clothes after this~
... Well, new clothes period.
No. 936764 ID: 395c02
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>Oh no she's cute and anxious just like you (sometimes)


>You should let her borrow your bush by hiding in your fluff.
Like, use me as a bush? I'm not that fluffy.

"So, uh, I'm going to head to the mall to help a nice itkiaki save her store from going under. You wanna, I dunno, come with me or something?"

wow am i that desperate to make new friends?


"Well, I mean... kinda? But maybe the itkiaki will hug you for helping?"


"Yes! And she's especially soft for... reasons."

>But have her ride on your shoulders as yall do it.
I dunno. She looks kinda heavy given that I'm a ketza right now...
No. 936765 ID: 395c02
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My legs are going to fall off but this is otherwise fine.
No. 936766 ID: 395c02
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"*Chirp~!* If it isn't little Gulketi~!"

Not something I hear every day.

"Hi! It me! And I brought a friend!"

Based on Chei, I've come to assume the average ketza's grasp on grammar is pretty iffy. am i enjoying this roleplaying too much?




"So what do you need doing, Miss Kharadra?"
No. 936767 ID: 395c02
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"*Cheeheep~* I'm tempted to ask you two to stand there and look cute~"

"I mean, we could?"


"You're quickly becoming a fan-favorite, yeah."

"o-oh gosh"

Actually, come to think of it, I have a pretty good idea of what needs doing. Let's see...

-A: Pass out pamphlets. The response rate on these actually isn't that good, but it's pretty easy to do to make up for it.
-B: Stand in front of the store advertising to passers-by. Weaponizing cuteness for fun and profit!
-C: Man the counter! For obvious reasons, this won't be as 'interactive' as when Ceri did it. ... Uh, I mean. Speep!
-D: Literally stand here and look cute. Uh...

Also, should I do whatever I'm doing with Penny, or should I set her out on whatever task I like second-most?

-X: Hang with Penny! Species-that-start-with-the-letter-K... solidarity...? I dunno, I'm still working on this one.
-Y: Divide and conquer! She can... probably... handle it!
No. 936768 ID: ad51b8


so just be yourselves and you'll be fine
No. 936769 ID: f0a059

B, X

Be the adorable mascots.
No. 936770 ID: 3674e7

Can she make a portable fluff bush (bush ghillie suit) for the Kobold to purchase. So she can be a Kabush on the go.
No. 936771 ID: f8b1f2

B, X

Time to give people Diabetes
No. 936772 ID: 8d23f0

C. but actually stand on the counter it helps draw more people in when they can see your incredible bleps and cuteness in its fullness.
maybe also look at some of the prices Kharadra is using because they might be drasticly underpricing things based on her "finances"
X, sure its harder to draw but KABZA FREINDSHIP!
No. 936774 ID: e51896

B, X

also, I guess the store doesn't care about nudity anymore if you two made it inside without issue again without clothing? perhaps maybe you... can ask Kharadra to join the naked fun and suggest it'll be good for business? I mean, that is the best way to "love yourself", by shamelessly showing off your body
No. 936782 ID: 8d4593

B, X
You will have Ketza thighs of Steel by the end of this day!
No. 936783 ID: 0fae41

D, c, X.
No. 936784 ID: 83bf07

B, x clearly.
C, y if we want antics
No. 936786 ID: a4a21e

B and X

Also support. Try and get Kharadra to join the naked funtime in a cute way. If there is more people getting naked through a movement going on by "the naturals" perhaps she'll get better business by showing support? besides, the naturals love themselves enough to show their body, so why not her?
No. 936788 ID: 91ee5f

B , X

>ask Kharadra to support the naturals
You guys are just asking Kharadra to close her store. She sells clothing! Asking her to support a group that doesn’t want to wear clothing seems like a good way to help her close down her store, which is the exact opposite of what we came her to do!
No. 936791 ID: a9af05

B and X

I agree.

Sure, the store is called Love Yourself and that's what the Naturals are doing. But Kharadra has a business to run and supporting people that don't want to wear clothes is bad for her business of selling clothes.
No. 936793 ID: 7fb87a


tho won't it look a little odd, advertising a clothing store naked?
No. 936794 ID: a9af05

Then I guess we need to put on some clothes and advertise how they perfectly fit our unique bodies.
No. 936795 ID: 32e34d

B/X, B/X all the way
No. 936808 ID: 864e49

All shapes and sizes.
No. 936816 ID: 4ef273

Primary B, secondary A, X
No. 936930 ID: 91ee5f

Definitely do this.
No. 936949 ID: 821e1c

B, X
No. 936954 ID: 6780d4

B, X
No. 937344 ID: 395c02
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>perhaps maybe you...
"What if we stand in front of the store, but, like, you also stand with us? And you're naked? ...It's... good for business??? Love Yourself!?!?"

what am I doing

"*Cheheheep~!!* You remind me of a certain other tiny fluffy creature! Are you gonna turn out to be a reptilian girl too? Or maybe a dragon~! *Cheehee~*"

"Hah! Haha!" Except I'm not a dragon! I think. am i? honestly i haven't sat down and thought about—

"DRAGON?" Penny blurts out.

no seriously what's wrong with me. Just a normal fluffy ketza, that's me! Speep speep!

"*Chirp~* Besides, who'd run the register?"

"Um..." That's actually a good point...

"And the Ralians would get so mad! Tempting to see the look on their faces though~"

I have to keep my priorities straight. this tiny, hyperactive body makes it so hard to focus sometimes. I can worry about getting Kharadra naked after saving her store.

assuming ceri doesn't beat me to it...
No. 937345 ID: 395c02
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"Changing the subject... Do you think you could help my friend? Oh, she's Penny, by the way. Penny, Kharadra!"

"*Cheep~* Helping people find their True Beauty is my calling! Miss Penny, let free your desires! What does True Beauty mean to you?"


"*Peep!*A Kabold-bush hybrid! Of course!"

She got it in one!? Impressive.

"Don't get that one often," she says, "Let me collect your measurements real quick and I'll work on it over the course of today~"


"*Chirp~* The bushiest!"

Not like she can be bushier than me... wait, am I jealous? Stop that, me.
No. 937346 ID: 395c02
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Once measurements are taken in what will surely be a bonus picture later, we head out front to entice customers with the potential to look as cute as us.

"So we need to attract attention," I say. "Just look as cute and welcoming as possible."


My heart might not survive this.


"Oh, right, you're a bit shy... Why not start imagining everyone naked?"


"Yeah! Then you won't-- wait."


I struggle to maintain my composure as I hear Penny's tiny, tiny laugh. Two can play at this game! Time to get real, real puffy and blush tons!
No. 937347 ID: 395c02
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"Oh! You two are the cutest!"


...Wait a second.


"Hmm? Do you have me confused for someone else? That'd be pretty impressive! Not many of my kind around here."

So she's not Ceri's mom, just the same species. Huh. She does look less capable of bench-pressing an amtsvane-sized me. ... shouldn't I just think of that as "me?" Spending all this time as a ketza is getting to me.

Think Amtsvane thoughts...


No that's not better. ...or is it?


What should I do...

-A: Ask her about her True Beauty! I might have to explain what I mean by that.
-B: Ask if she happens to know a certain blue reptilian. The certain blue reptilian is Ceri, of course.
-C: Apply cute smol lizard to cute bigger lizard. The smol lizard is Penny. ... Why am I explaining this to myself?
-D: Always be beeping. I've heard it's really good advice!
-E: Lick her hand! Something something ketza greeting.
No. 937349 ID: 0fae41

That's much better
No. 937350 ID: 821e1c

E, C
No. 937353 ID: 330920

A, c

Well you guys are meant to be drumming up business, might as well do the cute double act and get that store awareness going in the process.
No. 937355 ID: b1b4f3

No. 937356 ID: 7fb87a

eyes on the prize
No. 937357 ID: 91ee5f

A , C

Time to help Kharadra save her store! Give Not Myra your best sales pitch to convince her to go inside to do some shopping!
No. 937367 ID: 8d23f0

No. 937383 ID: 0899d7

D, a
No. 937385 ID: 864e49

Inform her that, in fact, there is another of her species around.

Then A
or D: Always be speeping
No. 937392 ID: 8f6858

A, C
No. 937447 ID: 7fafab

A, C
No. 937474 ID: ecd116

' A ' for primary choice and secondary choice is a combination of ' b ' & ' c ' it if possible to do so. if not i will stick with just picking ' b ' for the secondary choice

reason for primary is to help out with Kharadra's store by doing your best with talking about the clothing & stuff found inside the store saying that there a chance it may help with getting closer to their definition of 'true beauty' if they can pick and buy whatever will help themselves out with it.

combination of secondary choice is to ask the question to see if the name Ceri ring any bells and if they know where more of their kind are living, while at the same time doing the action of applying one person on to another one/person or whatever their race/species equivalent of the definition of the word 'person' is.
No. 937682 ID: 1ed92d

No. 937684 ID: 3674e7

Just thought of a cute promotional item she could make, ketza plushies. She could make small custom plushies from leftover materials as a little item parents could buy (ketza plushies) or custom design for their children while their getting cloaths sized.
No. 937685 ID: 2df440

No. 937867 ID: b6aaf0

No. 937898 ID: a9af05

A , C

Convince her to go in the store and buy something.
No. 938086 ID: 395c02
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This woman's character design looks just unique enough to be important. I better double check. "Have you heard of someone named Ceri? Blue d-- reptilian, buncha spikes and controversial ears?"

I'm pretty sure the ears were the controversial part.

"Doesn't ring a bell, sorry!"

Well, I don't see any reason to push things. She's a potential customer! Now, what would Ceri do...
No. 938087 ID: 395c02
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"Well, never mind that. Tell me-- have you discovered your true beauty!?"

"M-my what?"

"Your true beauty! The beauty that lives inside you! Imagine if you could show the world the way you see yourself! The beauty that is yours and yours alone!"

Even as a ketza, I feel silly being this excitable.

it's kinda fun though...

"Tell her, Penny!"

... What am I doing.
No. 938088 ID: 395c02
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"A lizard with breasts? Wait..."


penny no


penny pls


this is not how you sell clothes--

oh screw it. "Yeah! And uh, imagine feeling the soft silk of the outfit as you get touchy-feely!"


"Sure! Why not! And you could look fabulous while doing so!"

is this false advertisement

...Am I the only one who'd notice?


"Clothes make kissing better...? I'm kinda grasping at straws here."


"Uh, yes! Pretty clothes for a pretty lady!
No. 938089 ID: 395c02
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"All you have to do is walk inside"




No. 938090 ID: 395c02
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"You two are so precious! I could eat you both up!"

"K-ketza meat is uh, really gamey."

I'm pretty sure I know what she meant, but... this is the same species as Myra...

"I have no idea what you two are talking about, but you're so cute-- how could I say no?"

Oh yeah... ketzas are kinda overpowered when it comes to CHARM.

She heads inside.

...Hey, we did it! We got a customer!

"High four, Penny!"
No. 938091 ID: 395c02
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Uh... sure.


"I mean, there's lots of people coming and going they're just not being drawn."


"Oh! Can you tell anything about them? Maybe we can get prepared ahead of time."

"so many thoughts hard to focus"

"I-it's okay! Just focus on some kind of vague description of what they might be about!"


"We're kinda on the last image. Off-screen?"


"So what're you getting?"


-A: Someone wondering if a certain storage room is still empty.
-B: Someone who seems extremely relaxed.
-C: Someone concerned about a visiting loved-one.
-D: Someone unsure about their wife's intent.
-E: Someone extremely tired of this shit.
No. 938095 ID: 80d19e

No. 938096 ID: eeb7d9

No. 938098 ID: b1b4f3

>"K-ketza meat is uh, really gamey."
Did you make that up or do you actually know this somehow?

No. 938099 ID: 0fae41

No. 938100 ID: 821e1c

No. 938101 ID: 8d23f0

No. 938105 ID: 83bf07

I have a feeling C might be our local snake with relationship doubts.
No. 938111 ID: a9af05


>Local snake with relationship issues
Mr. Ilan is still out of town. And I don't think he's in a relationship.

I'm pretty sure it's actually Daatra that's having those thoughts.
No. 938116 ID: 2df440

No. 938118 ID: ad51b8

No. 938144 ID: 58b4f3

No. 938146 ID: 91ee5f


If that’s Daatra, then I want to help her as much as possible!
No. 938149 ID: 864e49

A is probably one of those two we caught doing it in the storage room.

B may be the stoner dude.

C may be Daatra.

D may be Ceri dad.

And got no clue who E could be.

Primary A
if (ceridad){
No. 938151 ID: caf1de

its in your ass
No. 938153 ID: 91ee5f

>And got no clue who E could be.
Might be one of the Ralian (however that’s supposed to be spelled) mall security guards. Since the Ralians are the guys that enforce the “you must wear clothes” rule, it makes the most sense that E would be a Ralian mall security guard getting sick of seeing a bunch of people not wearing clothes.

What worries me is that Ralian might not be affected by the combined cute power of Gulketi and Penny and kick them out for not wearing clothes!
No. 938156 ID: 8f6858

C, D
No. 938158 ID: 7fafab

D, E
No. 938177 ID: 7c1196



No. 938261 ID: 4b08a5

an 'improvement'

local $suggestion = {
return \&A if &A->();
my $_ = $ceridad? \&D : \&E;
&{$_}() && do{return $_} or die;

$choice = \&{$suggestion->()};

do {$choice = $choice->()} while (&{$choice}->());
No. 938276 ID: 864e49

When I typed that out I thought I'd get the response "NNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!".
I should've known that on this sight I'd instead get out nerded.
No. 938295 ID: e51896



No. 938582 ID: 395c02
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Oh man. This guy looks really, really done with this shit.

Well, done with whatever shit he was previously dealing with, anyway. He's going to need a minute to get tired of our shit.

...hmm, that's not very optimistic, is it?
No. 938583 ID: 395c02
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A gruff voice emits from his mouth. "You kids lose your mama or something?"

"We're not kids! We're just smol!" I object.


That's... a muted response. "Uh, are you seeking your... True Beauty, perhaps?" I ask.


"Uh... maybe you'd like a nice outfit anyway?"

"My clothes suit me fine."

There's something really familiar about this guy... "Are you one of the guards?"


"Uh... you run one of the stores?"

"Stall in the foodcourt."

No. 938584 ID: 395c02
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"Is it really okay having someone who's this unfunny?"

"HE'S KINDA CUTE THOUGH did i say that out loud oh well what's done is done"

He scoffs. "I'm plenty funny."

"...Are you?"





Well, we're not winning any awards for this dialogue anytime soon.
No. 938585 ID: 395c02
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Normally I'd shrug and let this guy go his merry(...?) way, but we really have to take advantage of every potential customer if Kharadra's going to save her store!

If I can just find the right angle, maybe I can still convince him to take a look inside...

What should I do, say, or ask?
No. 938587 ID: 8d23f0

apply Penny hugs.
No. 938589 ID: b1b4f3

Ask if he's okay. He seems annoyed about something, does he want to vent? You can offer a comforting floof.
Also don't forget to mention Kharadra does alterations if he wants to make any changes to his existing clothes.
No. 938592 ID: e7848c

Why not offer him something that fits his character? Even more clothes that depect exactly how he's feeling? He may have something like that now, but what if he had something like this for tomorrow too? Like a "Shits given today: 0" shirt.
No. 938593 ID: 094652

Sell him 'upgrades'. Don't call them clothes or fashion, call them permanent purchases with twelve yearly payments that will increase his stall's sales!
No. 938596 ID: 0fae41

"Sir, I find that the right clothing can put a smile on a customer's face (so you don't have to)! Come inside and browse our affordable collection of dated meme T-shirts."
No. 938601 ID: 4b08a5


Give him a promotional t-shirt and a few coupons (15% off a ᵯ40 or more purchase), also hand out one of those quality reusable shopping bags to put all those things in.

Tell him something along the lines of "starting next week, on each Monday and Friday, Love Yourself(TM) will offer 20% off random categories of clothing. But since it's Love Yourself(TM)'s Grand Opening, EVERYTHING will be 20% off this week!"

You are not just going save the store, Gulketi, your going to make it so successful that Kharadra will have to franchise it in order to keep up with demand. Kharadra would be so proud of your idea that she would be more than willing to do that 'favor' you suggested earlier.

This is completely 100% your original idea... totally not some random guy without any actual education in business that had enough patience to type all this out on a mobile.
No. 938627 ID: 864e49

He's wearing some kind of robe and his hair is terrible, he is a lost cause move on.

Actually yeah maybe if we make it seem like we're not interested in him he'll get curious. Or just leave. Win win.
No. 938641 ID: caf1de

he looks like an absolute dingus offer to help him fix that
No. 938643 ID: a9a7b5

"You seem like a man who's emotionally invested in not being emotionally invested in anything. That's a paradox! Why don't you tone back your disinterest so that you don't come off as too interested in being disinterested? Because this shop would be the perfect place to fail to succeed in failing to care!"
No. 938651 ID: 1e9cbc

Yeah, hit him with that arguably nonexistent technicality. Gulketi is an accountant right? Accountants are closely related to lawyers, genus Papyrus confounda, which means he should get a technical-drivel-specific boost to speech skill by proxy.

This is foolproof. Anyone who says otherwise must not have read the subtext of article 6, paragraph 23 under 'nothing could go wrong' in the quester's instruction guide, issue #3, New Testament.
No. 938656 ID: aef44e

Hey guy, you look all kindsa mad. Why be mad, when you can be...
(turn into an Amtsvane)
No. 938744 ID: a9af05

Most guys don't like to be called beautiful, so maybe instead of trying to appeal to his "inner beauty", you should instead try to appeal to his "inner coolness" or something like that.

>(turn into an Amtsvane)
Absolutely do not do that!
No. 938779 ID: bcc41d

Oooh! I know what this guy needs. He need a change.

Like, you've got literal psychic powers telling you that his defining feature is that he's incredibly tired of this shit. He wasn't even at the store when she felt that! So that means it's probably of his everyday situation that's gotten him grumbly. You've also got a psychic's word that he was coming HERE. Like, to this store. To check it out.

He's probably looking for, well, essentially what you're doing right now! Something that will allow for a change of pace, to relax or excite him a little. So that's what you gotta work with! You're probably the brightest (most manic) things he's seen outside the everyday routine since that weird polymorpher invaded the mall and accosted, like, everyone. And you know for a fact that something made him come here, whether it be you, his own doldrums or the events earlier... and if that's the case you CAN help him and you WILL!

"So, no to True Beauty, but what about smol cutey... I MEAN maybe you need a change of pace? There's some stuff in here that could give you a new perspective on things."

Does Kharadra have something that can change someone's height or species?

"Like, literally. You're soooo tall, so I bet it would be quite the shock to be small again! NOT THAT I HAVE ANY RECENT EXPERIENCE WITH THIS."
No. 939174 ID: 395c02
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>he looks like an absolute dingus offer to help him fix that
Yeah, this guy could really use a change of his whole, uh... everything. Why would you go through the trouble of putting on clothes if that's the end result?

I dunno, maybe my opinion is a little skewed. Most of the people I know either try to dress nicely, or don't bother with clothes at all.

...Or are Siphon.

>he is a lost cause move on.
Giving up on people isn't my style! Sometimes you just need to reason with someone to get them to change, or to abandon their plans for galactic domination.

i've had to put out so many sparklers...

"You look like a man who's invested in not caring about anything. But, like, that doesn't make sense, you know? If you wanna look like you don't care, you need to care less about not caring."

...I usually do better than that. Curse this ketza brain!
No. 939175 ID: 395c02
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He shrugs. "Don't really care to not care about caring."

"What? Oh! You're going for irony! Maybe you'd enjoy our collection of meme shirts! Memes are very ironic when they're not terrible which is most of the time!"

ketza braaaaaaaaaain

"Dunno what a meme is," he says. ...Oh right, the tech level here isn't advanced enough for that.

"Uh, maybe something that fits your character? Imagine having clothes that display your feelings!"


"Okay maybe your current outfit's doing that already, but think about tomorrow! Or the next day! Imagine wearing a 'shits given, colon, zero' shirt!"

"I have 4 of those."

Of course he does. "We have 20% off coupons!"

"Most clothing stores go up to 50% off."

Maybe at the thrift store!


Judging from his outfit, that's a real possibility.
No. 939176 ID: 395c02
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I grasp at straws. "Maybe you just need a change! Want to be cute? Tough? Big? Bigger!? Love Yourself can change just about any aspect of your look to match your inner, uh, coolness? The real you inside!"

"You remind me of her."


"Crazy lady that ran around naked. Talked about how big her boobs were."

That has to be Ceri. Acting crazy and talking about boobs is, like, her thing, I'm pretty sure.

He turns away. "Well, this was a thing that happened. See ya."

Argh. Guess this one's a write-off.

Wait, Penny's stepping forward...!
No. 939177 ID: 395c02
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This could really use some dramatic music. Too bad I left my guitar on the ship. And that it's amtsvane-sized.



There's only two ways this could go. Either he's about to turn around for a happy and tender moment, or we're setting up for that one joke where it looks like they're going to turn around but they say no and leave instead.
No. 939178 ID: 395c02
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"No thanks."



-A: Tell him to stop being a dick! I dunno if it'll help, but I kinda want to call him a dick right now.
-B: Call for reinforcements. We need Kharadra to charm the pants off him! is he wearing pants?
-C: Tag-team with Penny to look extra cute and fluffy. CHARM never fails, and it won't fail here!
-D: Accept that he's a lost cause. This time could be better spent on less difficult customers.
No. 939179 ID: 0fae41

A/d. Ketza braaain.
No. 939180 ID: b0a972

I think you should just D. Besides everything else, you don't want to be pushy! That's not what Love Yourself is about, and you don't want people to think it is! This is a place of acceptance, even for non-interest!
No. 939181 ID: 8d23f0

B apply big titty horny is an emotion! or d
No. 939185 ID: 91ee5f


Being pushy ain’t gonna help you draw in customers. And just like with most businesses, not everyone is going to want to buy your stuff. You just have to accept that someone didn’t want to buy something and just wait for the next customer.
No. 939186 ID: 83bf07

I'm expecting D to win but B to Deus ex in and save us.

C, b
No. 939191 ID: e51896


(maybe accidentally hook the two up?)
No. 939193 ID: 821e1c

No. 939201 ID: b1b4f3

No. 939208 ID: 2df440

Oh no, appeals to cuteness won’t work!

Go for A/D to bluff him into coming back!
No. 939217 ID: 1ed92d

D. It is impractical to harass this man.
No. 939220 ID: 864e49

Just tell Penny(loud enough for him to maybe hear but not shouting) that he's a lost cause.
No. 939222 ID: 7fb87a

He's ONLY the second one. If he's not ready, or interested, pushing won't help.

And on a more practical note, that poncho/minikilt combo doesn't look like its got pockets for a wallet.
No. 939234 ID: 121253

D/C, but being pushy is not good for the store image if others are watching.
No. 939241 ID: c0594d

Best to just let him go. Who knows, he might have second thoughts sometime in the future.
No. 939249 ID: 094652


If you harass the stubborn customer for purchases, everyone interested will shirk away out of fear that you'll harass them even more.
No. 939327 ID: 6b18b0

-for Don't worry.
You tried the pitch, he isn't interested. Which is fine, he knows what you have to offer and decided it's not for him.

Any more effort would have negative returns, time to regroup with Penny and be ready and happy for the next customer.
No. 939336 ID: 484934


Just hold the L.
No. 939340 ID: 8d4593

Ask him about the Flower.
No. 939346 ID: ae9bd9

Yes! Someone who truly doesnt care would never have such a blatant display of originality on them! This must be the chink in their armor!
No. 939354 ID: b1b4f3

I mean I'm sticking with my vote but there's no harm in asking about it I guess.
No. 939450 ID: a9af05

No. 939455 ID: e51896

Yes, ask about the flower. We got a weak point... though, it doesn't seem to be a choice. well since flowers are cute, we'll go with C

(changing my vote) >>939191
No. 939489 ID: 7fafab

Ask him about the flower. Otherwise, B, D

Now, don't try 'n' force him. He's clearly won't appreciate trying too hard. Bug him too much, and you'll completely turn him off to changing.

Amtsvane-sized guitar? Jesus that'd be low-pitched
No. 939674 ID: 2765c4

d most respectful option.
No. 940178 ID: 395c02
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Welp, I tried. I wouldn't get anything out of being pushy-- nothing good, at any rate.

...But curiosity's getting the better of me.

"So what's with the flower?" I ask.

He pauses for a moment, then keeps walking away. Rude!

Could I have convinced him if I tried something else? I dunno, but there's no sense beating myself up about it. Sometimes people just aren't interested, you know?


Oh! A distraction customer is approaching!
No. 940179 ID: 395c02
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Huh, haven't seen this species before. One of the many less common races that get lumped into 'lesser mammals/reptilians/birbs', I guess? It's weird that most of Ceri's companions are one of those... almost as if it were made specifically for them...

Uh, anyway.

Man, this woman's not leaving much to the imagination, is she?

"Hello!" I say way too excitedly for an amtsvane. "Are you interested in clothing that reveals your True Beauty!?"

...Or any at all?


She fidgets awkwardly in a way that makes me mildly disappointed this isn't animated.

Wait... Is she, like, shy? How can you be shy and naked in public at the same time??

"T-the thing is, I think my body is kind of um, pretty." She blushes tons and fidgets more, almost as if she's expecting me to disagree.

But I don't! At all! is that weird? i'm a ketzvane so maybe it's weird. but mammals and ceri are so soft...

She calms down a little when she sees me smile/blep at her, and continues. "A-and after I saw a weird snake lady being happy with her body and running around all free, I wanted to be free too... um..."

She starts to slidee her hands down, but catches herself and puts them back on her chest.

"B-but I probably shouldn't follow my heart and be naked! The ralians um, get kinda mad. They said I could only enter the mall if I keep my arms in this exact position the whole time. Shopping's really hard like this, um..."

Ceri mentioned meeting a naked ralian during her 'daring and heroic adventure' (her words) to save her friendship with Daatra. Something about accidentally starting a cult? I should probably ask about that.

"Are you with The Naturals, by any chance?"

"Who're they? Some kind of club?"

Guess not. This could be a chance to recruit a nudist to our side, except... oh. Oh no.
No. 940180 ID: 395c02
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The whole point of Kharadra's store is expressing your heart with clothing!

Also that's how she makes money!

"Penny, what should we do?"

"everyone should be naked like we are! then i can look at-- i mean then everyone will be free!"

"Look at, eh?"

"oh no i can't read your thoughts well enough to know if you're onto me or not"

"Guess it'll just be a mystery."

"yeah guess so!!"

Do I go with what Ceri'd almost definitely want, and convince this woman to follow her naked heart? Or do I help Kharadra by selling the idea of clothing to her? Can I game this and find a middle ground that lets me avoid the decision like Ceri usually does?

What should I do, random thoughts that have been coming and going and I'm trying not to get too weirded out about hearing them again now?

-A: Convince her to embrace nudity. I mean, it works for me.
-B: Upsell Kharadra's more revealing clothing. Sometimes it's sexier to leave something to the imagination, after all.
-C: I have another idea... I actually don't, but the voices in my head can come up with one! I hope!
No. 940181 ID: 0fae41

B. Sometimes, less is more! Like how you seem to be a small bird, but are actually a giant lizard! Sometimes. What is up with that, anyway?
No. 940183 ID: b1b4f3

B. Suggest she wear an extremely skimpy bra. Maybe one that's basically just there to cover nipples? I'm sure Kharadra has something appropriate.
No. 940184 ID: 4ef273

Primary C: See if Khandra has bodypaint, and paint a swimsuit on her if she does! Just like a certain coffee-selling bird...
Secondary B
No. 940187 ID: cb22c8

A: Yeah hold on why do they let you guys naked in the mall and not her? That sounds like illegal discrimination to me! Encourage her to abandon what little she's wearing.

However... C: Additionally offer her some entirely decorative fashion that doesn't cover anything! Scarves! Socks! Armbands!
No. 940195 ID: 094652

yeah this
No. 940198 ID: 4c389c

C: Fur-matching underwear! I'm sure that among Kharadra's many true-self-showing supplies, there's a variety of fur-looking materials, and Kharadra is more than skilled enough to make some things that will fit with this lady's fur perfectly!

Then she'll be able to walk around looking like she's completely naked, except any objectionable details will just look like more blank fuzz! It'll still be a bit of a pity, since those covered parts are surely very pretty as well, but it would be an improvement over the situation she's in now, right? Also once she can stop posing her arms like that she'll probably end up wanting some support.

And that's just an idea from us! The lady of the shop herself is SURE to have a lot more ideas and advice!

If not that then uuuhh B.
No. 940199 ID: 821e1c

No. 940200 ID: 91ee5f

No. 940201 ID: 4c389c

Alternate idea: clothing enchanted to be almost invisible, but which in certain specific areas causes blurring. That would be expensive, though.

... Wait, where is this lady keeping her money? Why would she come to a mall without any? Is she a portal magician???
No. 940202 ID: 7fb87a

there's sure to be something that shows off her beauty while still being able to enjoy the mall and her hands at the same time
No. 940206 ID: 51eb7d

You can definitely get her some clothing that still leaves her chest open and maybe some accessories that bring attention to her pretty horns? Maybe a bow for her tail? Clothing is more than just literal cloth! Accessories are essential~
No. 940210 ID: 8d23f0

C ish. I am pretty sure Kharadra's wish is for people to feel super pretty and comfy in their own image, so being naked wouldn't counter that, but maybe she can design a few pieces of string to really support her outer beauty and highlight her nudity at the same time. so A but with B supporting her heavy load
No. 940215 ID: ad51b8


just tell her if she want's to wear something that will let her show off her body but also be able to use her arms she could come into the store and find something. This way if she get's tired of holder her arms in the same position all day she can toss something on that will let her still show off her true self and be able to let her arms rest.
No. 940216 ID: bddb0f

Sound suggestion.
No. 940241 ID: 9d2b4b


Clothes are not meant to hide ones body, they are made to frame and enhance ones true beauty!~
No. 940245 ID: 3674e7

C. Get her to buy a bra/ underwear set that matches her fur colour / pattern, as long as her erogenous zones (like nipples and crotch) are hidden she should be able to walk around practically naked, and if asked to wear something she can say she is already. This will allow her to freely show her body like she wants while also Covering up most what the ralians want her to.
This could also serve as a new nudist clothing line that only covers what’s needed and nothing else (it could be designed it two main ways lace or (reusable) stick-on, this will allow for the maximum amount of the customer to be revealed while also covering what is needed to be covered).
No. 940246 ID: d6afc2

C: I like the idea with flesh/fur colored underwear as a little bit of malicius compliance.
No. 940247 ID: b1b4f3

Well if the Naturalist movement gains enough momentum, Kharadra could get on the bottom floor.
No. 940259 ID: 1ed92d

C. Suggest that she can get some really nice panties from Kharadra. And maybe something to hold her boobs so they'll be more comfortable.
No. 940266 ID: 2202fb

She should follow her heart and be as free as she wants, but there is something to be said for being able to hold a shopping bag. Lets show her some clothing for when she is in restricted areas like she is now.

We should also have her meet Ceri cuz she is cute.
No. 940278 ID: 864e49

Because sometimes clothes can help you be more naked then naked.
No. 940279 ID: e51896

C: bodypaint or underwear that matches her fur.
No. 940284 ID: 2df440


Scarves, socks, and maybe some body paint would be cool and sexy
No. 940313 ID: a9af05

No. 940339 ID: d593ec

No. 940346 ID: a46b77

Scarves are perfect, you can hang them down to cover yourself in the mall and move them out of the way when the guards stop watching! Sell her a few scarves!
No. 940496 ID: 2be85e

C! Bodypaint
No. 940538 ID: 61b5e1

Body paint is the best~
No. 940564 ID: 7fafab


Agree with her assertion of her own beauty! Those're some nice 'n' big breasts - might she need a nice, supportive, yet non-restrictive bra?
No. 941083 ID: 395c02
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>... Wait, where is this lady keeping her money?
Probably in her secret inventory slot. You know, the one everyone has in case of ploth-- I mean, in case of emergencies!

Or in her cleavage. It looks like there's plenty of room in there.

"It would be a shame to hide your beauty from the world," I say. "That's why we don't just sell clothing, but anything that aids people like you in their quest for confidence and freedom!"

"bushes make me confident," penny says with her tiny voice.

A hopeful look enters the legally-distinct creature's eyes. "S-so you can help me...??"

"Yes! Our inventory is always plot convenient! For you, we could offer an assortment of body paints and flesh-toned support!"

She lights up. "Oh...! I attended a body-painting party once and it was tons of fun! You mean I could just do that like, every day?"


"And I could even have support?? I got used to the discomfort, but if I could just not that...!"

"Indeed! Heck, I imagine the end result is you looking extremely uh, perky."

No. 941084 ID: 395c02
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"So um, h-how does this work?" she asks. "Do I buy some paint and go home, or...?"

At this point I'm just winging it and hoping for the best. "I can help you try things out here at the store!"


"O-or if you would prefer a woman, we have two of those!" I hastily add.

"I don't mind either way, um..."

"Really? You wouldn't mind a guy...?"

"T-they're cute when they fidget and blush~"

It must be interesting to be a shy exhibitionist.

"Well, come on in and we'll get you taken care of."

No. 941085 ID: 395c02
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"*Cheep~!* You look amazing!"

"Hee, thanks! Maybe now people will stare for the right reasons!"

"*Chirp!* And... oh dear."

They both look to my naked companion.

Wait, it's not clear who I'm talking about from just that, is it...

Uh... the big one.


The big one that isn't me. I mean I'm not even big right now, gosh.

"Is that you, Ceridwen? You picked a good body this time!"

I wave my hands. "No no no this isn't Ceri."

"*Twee--!* I'm so sorry!"
No. 941086 ID: 395c02
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"I-it's okay! I'm Sandria!" says the one who isn't me or penny or kharadra or the lizard who looks like ceri's mom. "S-so you sell body paints? And um, support that's the same color as my fur...?"

"*Peep!* I sure do! You can check out what we have and use one of the dressing rooms to try it out!"

"D-do you mind if someone um, helps me...?"

"No problem!" Kharadra says. "I've been to a few body-painting parties, so I know my way around a brush! It's a wonderful way to express one's true beauty~!"

tiny thoughts tiny thoughts tiny thoughts

"*Chirp~!* Or would you prefer one of my helpers assist you?"

Sandria looks to me. Normally I'd contrive a way for this to somehow be Ceri's decision so we don't break the format, but she isn't here, is she...?

I look to Penny and-- yeah she's also expecting me to choose. ... Hmm, did she always wave her tail that excitedly...?

What's the plan?

[Path of the smol...]
-A: I'll help Sandria out. Selflessly, of course.
-B: Penny will take care of it. I can just sit here and be cute!
-C: This job clearly requires both of us working together

[Path of the big...]
-D: Let Kharadra handle it and mind the store.
-E: Suggest Kharadra use this opportunity to teach you the fine art of bodypainting. I'll, uh, watch and learn.
-F: Offer to body-paint Penny. Maybe this is why she's excited?
No. 941089 ID: 736b7e

A, c

A because I think it would be silly. C because it would be cute.
No. 941090 ID: e7c7d3

F, e

Paint Penny into a bush!
No. 941092 ID: 7fce9f

E/a. Bigger!
No. 941093 ID: 2df440

Changing my vote to primary a, secondary f!
No. 941094 ID: b1b4f3

Primary F: give her some leaf patterns!
Secondary C.
No. 941096 ID: 91ee5f

Primary F: Offer to body-paint Penny.

Secondary A: I'll help Sandria out.

>Leaf patterns for Penny.
Do this!
No. 941097 ID: e7848c

Oh no there's too many good options
Try not to panic
Panic anyways
No. 941099 ID: 4496fc

F, c
No. 941104 ID: ad51b8

No. 941114 ID: 094652

D - She's going to be a while, man the front desk! Batten down the bras, stoke the panties!
No. 941118 ID: 8d23f0

F b she likes to be watched by cute boys
No. 941121 ID: 4b08a5

F, c
No. 941122 ID: 4b08a5

F, c
No. 941133 ID: e85a08

No. 941134 ID: 1ed92d

E, a
No. 941205 ID: a9af05

F , A
No. 941206 ID: 58b4f3

No. 941220 ID: 864e49

My choices are non of this weak shit!

Either you and Penny work together with Kharadra supervising (Which I guess is C but with Kharadra).
Kharadra shows you what to do while you practice on Penny (E AND F).
No. 941221 ID: 91ee5f

>you and Penny work together with Kharadra supervising (Which I guess is C but with Kharadra).
Can’t do that. Someone needs to be at the front desk, so all 3 of them can’t be helping Sandria at the same time.
No. 941225 ID: caf1de

get not ceri mom to do it :D
No. 941232 ID: 0a7c5c

A, F

I think she likes you ;:]
No. 941688 ID: 4df571

A and F!!!
Go big or go home!!!
No. 941769 ID: 395c02
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>Try not to panic
I'm fine.

>Panic anyways


this might just be how ketzas are

Anyway! I'd rather not do anything that risks my business relationship with Kharadra, so...

"You sound like you're the most skilled of us, Kharadra, so why don't you teach her? We'll watch the store for you!"

"*Chirp~!* You're such a helpful little fluffy guy!"


did I just

oh screw it

No. 941770 ID: 395c02
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I forgot how slow business is when nobody's out there getting customers. Need to work on a long-term solution to this.

Penny keeps glancing at the paint section.

Well, since nobody's showing up anyway...

"Hey, do you--"


Is she reading my mind or just blurting out her thoughts? Is it both?

"Oh! Well, okay!"

I figure we're both small enough to do this behind the counter. That way, if any customers do show up, I can hop back up and serve them.
No. 941771 ID: 395c02
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I have a couple ideas for what to paint on her, and I think I can come up with more if I put Ceri's-- uh. My neurons to work.

-A: The kabush. It'd hinder her movement less than any awkward props would!
-B: Leaves aplenty. The perfect blend of kabold and kabush?
-C: Familiar Dragoness. Does Penny's chest look bigger for some reason? ...No, it's still flat.
-D: Custom. Embrace new ideas!

(Feel free to come up with a pattern to paint on Penny! You may change your vote if someone makes a design you like better than these three choices.)
No. 941772 ID: 0fae41

A. Forest camo! Make sure you apply the paint evenly over her whole body.
No. 941783 ID: b1b4f3

No. 941785 ID: ca7cac

I'm going to be disappointed if we don't cover this little kabold in hearts. Big one over her chest for sure. Maybe a grand print on her head. Some hip markings from her side to her inner thigh. Spiral on her tail? Amtsvane green on her back and butt?
No. 941786 ID: a9af05

No. 941788 ID: 791919

A, full Kabush mode~
No. 941800 ID: e7c7d3
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Not just any kabush, but a Tropical kabush!
No. 941804 ID: b1b4f3

Ask Penny if she knows what a ghillie suit is.
No. 941809 ID: 83bf07
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pardon the art
No. 941811 ID: 23c164

C, just think about it, everyone will think it's actually Ceri! It'll be great!
No. 941813 ID: e51896
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Really, it is the only choice that matters, really.

... Actually, forget that. It is too good to be used

We'll go with A instead. It makes the most sense to me
No. 941818 ID: 91ee5f


>Does Penny's chest look bigger for some reason?
Yes, it actually does! Gulketi, what did you do?!
No. 941819 ID: 864e49

But maybe paint her little horn blue and have her head frills be just orange?
An maybe have the tail hand be white with yellow tips, toes red and the hands be purple and pink?
And just maybe I could just fucking art myself instead of being a lazy fuck?
No. 941834 ID: 7fafab
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I've got plenty of ideas, hmmmm...
I like 'Bold of Cinder and Birbold.
No. 941843 ID: e7c7d3
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Something like this?
No. 941846 ID: 736b7e


I second birbold
No. 941847 ID: 864e49

Yay! Her extremities are different kinds of flowers!
No. 941848 ID: 9d50cc

You all realize this is a mostly greyscale quest, right? Pick something that can still be represented when the color budget runs out.
No. 941849 ID: 23c164

Maybe the paint has the power to transcend the quest's color scheme!
No. 941852 ID: 864e49

So choose a design that's annoying for Slinko to draw even with no color?
No. 941876 ID: bddb0f

Tropikabush has my vote.
No. 942460 ID: 395c02
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I'm really going to do this, huh?


don't think about it too hard it's just painting a friend people do that all the time I think probably

Well! Um. The obvious solution is to make her look like a 'kabush'. Maybe I can go a step further by adding a bit of... tropical flair? Something a little more exotic-- different than the bushes you see around here.

"Okay uh, I guess just get comfortable and I'll uh... paint... you?"

"YOU CAN PAINT ANYWHERE YOU WANT!!" she says way too loudly.

"Like, anywhere anywhere?"

She nods and is... kablushing?

oh gosh
No. 942461 ID: 395c02
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Don't make this weird, Gulketi!

I apply a blob of green paint to my nake-- au naturel companion.

I'm not really an artist (amtsvane-sized art supplies have been, let's say, uncommon lately), so I'm kinda having to learn as I go. This is awkward in, like, a bunch of ways!

"Not sure I know my way around a brush, but I think I'm getting... some results?" I say.

"YOU COULD USE YOUR HANDS!" she says, also way too loudly.

"M-my hands!?"


"Um, but my hands would be... are you sure that's okay?"

"finger painting is fun"

oh goodness
No. 942462 ID: 395c02
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W-well... here goes, I guess!

I dip my fingers in the paint and run them across Penny's body. Huh, she doesn't feel anything like Ceri despite them both having scales. Penny's body is leaner, firmer... but her scales are softer, almost more fragile. I guess there's no 'dragon' in this tiny kabold.

I really have to watch my claws-- I don't want to hurt her!

I paint her stomach, her pecs, her sides... swallowing hard as I move down and paint her hips and knees.

My body starts to remind me of one major difference between ketzas and amtsvane when it comes to, ah, speed. I try to ignore it, not wanting things to get weird with my new friend, but it gets harder-- more difficult to ignore.

Especially as I make my way to her inner thighs, feeling her leg muscles in my hands. Her body tenses up for a moment before relaxing again.

I slide my hands up and down her tail, not entirely sure I remember what I was supposed to have been painting.

Before long, there's only one spot left.
No. 942463 ID: 395c02
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oh geez

[Path of yeah just go for it man...]
-A: Finish the job with my hands.
-B: Finish the job with the paintbrush.
-C: Finish the job with a certain other 'tool'. oh man

[Path that is not the previous path...]
-D: Ask her what I should do.
-E: Declare the job finished.
-F: Say it's her turn to do me. Am I secretly a tease...?
No. 942464 ID: 0fae41

A/f. Did you find a new paintbrush?
No. 942466 ID: 61b5e1

I would have said tongue if the paint doesn't taste too bad but you're right, definitely do C.

Make sure you don't mix in any of your own paint while in Kharadra's store! No matter how shaky your brush gets, just take deep breaths as you squeeze between Penny's thighs and focus on how the thick goop smears and caresses both surfaces. Remember your endurance training or the next lesson is going to be twice the duration!

backup of F if you really want that slow burn
No. 942468 ID: e7c7d3

A, f

A paintbrush just isn't going to be dexterous enough to get all the nooks and crannies down there.
No. 942470 ID: 4ef273

Primary A, secondary D
No. 942471 ID: 3121a1

No. 942472 ID: 9c293c

C,F Ketza tease
No. 942474 ID: 2df440

No. 942477 ID: b1b4f3

A,d. But ask her to whisper!
No. 942479 ID: 736b7e

C, a
No. 942482 ID: e7848c

She gets it.
C, f
Get that complete coverage, my guy
No. 942493 ID: 9d50cc

C, f. She did say anywhere anywhere! That's double anywhere, which I can only assume means anywhere on you on anywhere on her! That's logic!! Right?

Just uuuuuh keep an eye on the desk, man
No. 942502 ID: 8d23f0

C, f go big amts
No. 942513 ID: 1a89d4

C, f
Just do it!
No. 942517 ID: 094652

D - You don't poke someone's sweet spots without asking them first.
No. 942528 ID: 864e49

Cause we are a tease.
Be careful you don't get paint in her VAGINA.
No. 942534 ID: 1b2310

A, f
No. 942535 ID: 7fb87a

gotta watch those claws, after all
No. 942539 ID: 4df571

Having that last bit be unpainted actually shows it off more and it's super teasy
No. 942541 ID: caf1de

No. 942555 ID: fe33b4

C/a ~
No. 942571 ID: 4854ef

No. 942572 ID: 91ee5f

D , A
No. 942581 ID: 88a935

C;E Leaving that spot undone just means she has to blend in better to keep her stealth up.
No. 942582 ID: 0c9a8e

D, a!
No. 942589 ID: a9af05

D , A
No. 942598 ID: e85a08

D/f ask the magical floating vagina what its purpose is
No. 942611 ID: c0594d

C, F
No. 942675 ID: d152c2


And if she's cool with C give her a hug while you paint her.
No. 942681 ID: a500cb

A bit of A then C, but ask her first. This 'bold is not the best at words.
No. 943171 ID: ccb66b

A, f.
Get right up in there and make sure the paint is covering everywhere it should! Hands are a great tool for working paint into creases and inconvenient places.
You might have to have her spread her legs to reach though, and definitely get her to lift her tail so you can get at her underside unimpeded.
No. 943233 ID: 395c02
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oh gosh she's looking at me like... that...

>She did say anywhere anywhere!
That's true...

"gotta finish the job~" Penny says.

I-I'm not sure how to handle this sudden shift from sweet kabold to kabold-giving-me-that-look.

I bring the brush closer--

"don't do that i'm ticklish"

"But um, I don't think I can use my hands. My claws..."

"you'll need to use something else...~"

Is she-- am I--

oh boy
No. 943234 ID: 395c02
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No no I can't do this the paint would it's super non-toxic!?

Did Kharadra... there's no way she intended for the paint to be used like this!


"Well uh, it'd be a shame not to finish the job," I say.


"Can you, um, maintain your inside-voice?"

"no people means quiet kabush~"

In that case...
No. 943235 ID: 395c02
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Ketzas have it so easy. Ready to go without a 20-minute belly-rub beforehand.

I dip it in-- cold!


I start um, applying the paint. To her uh. Yeah.

i'm not completely sure kharadra would want me to do this but i'm sure she'd understand

I rub... oh~

Feels pretty nice...

Gotta... be thorough...

Penny lets out a soft moan and it takes everything I have to not ruin the paint. Ketzas are not known for their, um, stamina...

good thing they can orgasm successively...

"I... haah... I think I got everywhere..."

"ok! gotta be clean for the next part!"

No. 943236 ID: 395c02
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oh gosh

oh man

She's... good at thisSSss~!

Can't hold... for...

-A: Release in her mouth, then return the favor~ (Oral the kabold)
-B: Stop her, then take her. (Sex the kabold)
No. 943238 ID: 9c293c

No. 943239 ID: 736b7e

No. 943240 ID: 1a89d4

B, this kabold seems like the type who can appreciate some good successive orgasms!
No. 943241 ID: 3121a1

Oh okay. B
No. 943242 ID: b1b4f3

A. Less mess. Remember you are in Kharadra's store!
No. 943243 ID: 758ff3

...missed a spot? B
No. 943244 ID: 7fd3d2

If you cannot do both, then B
No. 943245 ID: e7c7d3

No. 943248 ID: 7fb87a

No. 943250 ID: abddbb

B seems like a good plan
No. 943251 ID: 9d2b4b

A, less mess!
No. 943256 ID: 3fd119

A, ketzas are known for their licking skills.
No. 943260 ID: 4ef273

No. 943262 ID: 32b5ec

B! Don't wanna get a faceful of paint. That'd raise [[[suspicions]]], especially from sex perverts!
No. 943268 ID: 4854ef

No. 943269 ID: 975dc3

No. 943271 ID: a9af05


Don't make a mess in the store!
No. 943272 ID: 88a935

No. 943273 ID: b299a5

Yeah cleanliness! B
No. 943277 ID: 58b4f3

No. 943279 ID: be1deb

Bold move
No. 943364 ID: 83bf07

A, b
You better try to at least get one out of her. You're a gentlevane, aren't you?
No. 943365 ID: 91ee5f

No. 943384 ID: caf1de

that's a Bold move cotton
No. 943388 ID: c0594d

No. 943457 ID: 3a3c64

Primary: B
You've worked each other up enough already, may as well go for it

Secondary: C
Realize you left the booth open and are missing out on a surprise customer and/or Birb and Friend!
No. 943489 ID: 9d50cc

B, but follow up with a bit of A to make sure she's happy and ensure no mess, if it's not something you mind doing.
No. 943490 ID: 094652

A because you need to wait for the paint to dry
No. 943619 ID: 0422fe

A, at least for a few shots. Ideally you'll have enough in you to fill her from both ends.
No. 944307 ID: 395c02
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I lift her head. She seems momentarily confused, soon catches my intent and presents herself for the taking.

I'm not one to turn down something offered to me.
No. 944308 ID: 395c02
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I slide inside... oh...

I can't remember the last time everything 'fit' so... nicely...

Penny lets out an adorable muffled squeak as she tries to keep from making noise.

We really shouldn't be... here...



I hear a soft whisper from Penny:


I oblige, and soon my tiny ketza stamina brings me to my limit.

But neither ketzas nor amtsvane stop at one. We adjust our positions and continue, panting heavily with each thrust.
No. 944309 ID: 395c02
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Ceri wore herself out tending to me earlier. She set... a precedent...

As... a representative of her hoard... I must...

I must give... Penny... the same... consideration...

It's my duty as an amtsvane! Ketza! who cares less thinking more pleasure!!

Ah... again... I'm...


Penny's eyes go wide, and it dawns on me that I just made a lot of noise.


Fuck it.
No. 944310 ID: 395c02
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We continue, faster and harder, orgasm after orgasm. I can barely move. My legs are weak. Suddenly, I feel something-- the walls around my (single...?) ketza equipment tremble and begin to contract.

Penny's going to--!


Okay that's a weird thing to say while climaxing but I'll take it.

We relax for a moment, panting heavily. We'd probably be sweating if either of us was a species that did that, but we're not so we don't.

Guess I'll ask the obvious question. "Um... Was it--"




H... Hehe.

I don't know if Ceri is going to ask Penny to join her hoard, but she certainly has my vote!
No. 944311 ID: 395c02
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"Chirp~! And that's all you need~!"

"T-Thank you! You've such amazing hands! wait no forget i said that part"

"Cheehee~ I have a lot of practice, dear~ Just experiment! Do what feels right! That's how you discover the beauty inside you!"

"I-I'll try my best!"

"Chipeep~! Gulketi said not to give out a bunch of discounts, but for you I'll make an exception~!"

"O-oh, thanks so much!"

"My pleasure~! Oh Gulketi~!"
No. 944312 ID: 395c02
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"hi yes, everything's normal and fine what's up" I say sounding all tiny.

"Chirp! So you've been helping your friend out too, hmm?"

"something like that!"

"My, she looks positively exhausted!"

"oh she's, um, fine?"

"I WANT MORE RAIN!!!" Penny shouts, back to her outside voice.

"totally fine. sometimes TRUE BEAUTY takes a lot of work to achieve. and stuff. speep."

"Chirp~ So true, so true! Now then! Would you mind ringing my friend here up, dear~?"

"Uh, sure! No problem!"

"Peep! You're such a good little fluffball~"


Heehee. I'm a good ketza.


And very lucky it was narratively convenient to keep my transformation issues from coming up--
No. 944313 ID: 395c02
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that was close

Three pairs remain. CHOOSE A SCENARIO, SPEEP!

-A: Siphon and Tempest.
-B: Skif and Saint Duke.
-C: Outissa and Eezeryh.

No. 944315 ID: 19fdd8

No. 944316 ID: 9c293c

No. 944317 ID: a07b94

No. 944318 ID: 3121a1

No. 944319 ID: 0efe8e

B, this gonna be fun
No. 944320 ID: 758ff3

No. 944321 ID: e7c7d3

No. 944322 ID: be1deb

No. 944323 ID: 9d50cc

On reflection, I'll also say B. But if somehow the vote suddenly swings, backup vote for C.
No. 944324 ID: 709ad6

C, a
No. 944325 ID: 88a935

No. 944327 ID: 91ee5f

B: Skif and Saint Duke.
No. 944328 ID: 0fae41

No. 944330 ID: b299a5

No. 944331 ID: e7848c

What very good small friends!

C, a
No. 944334 ID: dec1bb

Be this Duke
No. 944335 ID: d0db1f

No. 944348 ID: b970b2

A, I just got to see what sorts of mischief those two can get up to.
No. 944353 ID: 3fd119

C, secondary A. Give me some shenanigans.
No. 944354 ID: eeb7d9

Mathafucking B!
No. 944355 ID: 5a769f

B! It's time for boys smooching~
No. 944357 ID: 32b5ec

B, C

Bring out the bois
No. 944370 ID: ad51b8

No. 944372 ID: 7dcd1e

No. 944375 ID: 4a9e28

B - Chivalry hijinks ahoy!
No. 944435 ID: 4b08a5

B // a
No. 944449 ID: 864e49

Angry gay sex chivalry is a go!
No. 944478 ID: 5ec792

No. 944743 ID: 395c02
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"It's not enough to defeat your opponent. A true knight fights with valor and grace, upholding their hono(u)r the entire time.

"Wouldn't you agree?"
No. 944744 ID: 395c02
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That is most definitely not a chivalrous face.
It matters not. An angel watches me from above, ensuring my ultimate victory.
No. 944745 ID: 395c02
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Not quite what I meant.

:eeztalk_neutral: "Since you two love glaring at each other so much, this would be the perfect time to try out my new 'awesome live-fire combat training and superweapons testing chamber'. But since my science is perfect and needs no testing, I'm just going to enjoy watching my creation in all its glory."

:eeztalk_sparkler: "So go nuts! The safety measures ensure you won't actually hurt each other!"
No. 944746 ID: 395c02
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:eeztalk_smug: "The feeling of awe you must feel! How is such a thing possible, you may ask!"

:eeztalk_sparkler: "By studying the effects my CLOAKING DEVICE had on Ceridwen, I was able to... actually, I'll save the details for my award-winning feature film: 'Making science out of lewd dragon goop: How one extremely brilliant mind thought so far outside the box she saw a ball in the corner'."

:eeztalk_neutral: "The ball is a metaphor. don't tell siphon"

:eeztalk_smug: "Anyway, the important part is you probably won't hurt each other. Everything else is simulated to perfection-- Your strengths, weaknesses, even your hitpoints!"

:skiftalk_shocked: "Hitwhat? And isn't this supposed to be my story?"

:eeztalk_smug: "All stories are my story."

:eeztalk_defeated: "...But yes. Go ahead and do your thing."
No. 944747 ID: 395c02
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:saintduketalk_grin: "Hono(u)rable combat, to the finish! Not to the death since that'd be silly just until one of us gets tired."

:skiftalk_grin: "Winner takes Ceri out to dinner!"

:saintduketalk_shocked: "Are-- are we allowed to affect Ceri's story from here?"

:skiftalk_grin: "The only way to know is to win."

:saintduketalk_grin: "Well then! Have at thee, sir knight!"

I better make sure I have a plan before charging in. I'm not hilariously overpowered like certain sexy scalies are.

am i talking about ceri, her mom, or even daatra? the answer is yes.

I've no ability to use magic, but the same isn't true of Sir Duke. There's a familiar magical scent coming from him, though the nature of his abilities isn't known to me yet.

What'll I do?

-A: Jump! The signature ability of a dragon knight!
-B: Flurry! Let's see if I can tire him out by making him parry a whole bunch.
-C: Defend! I'll keep my guard up and try to react to Sir Duke's first move.
-D: Taunt the dook! Getting him to lower his guard, eh?
-E: Wait, can this room mimic reality...? Uh, where am I going with this, exactly?
No. 944748 ID: adb0d6

No. 944749 ID: 2df440

D! Taunt him by taking off your shirt and boasting about your strength, since you spend so much time at the gym.
No. 944750 ID: 4fe8bd

A e
No. 944751 ID: b1b4f3

Familiar scent? My bet is invisibility.

C/d. You're at an information disadvantage, you need to find out what he can do.
No. 944752 ID: e7c7d3


Sure it gives him plenty of time to react to your attack, but if he can't survive your such a basic but strong attack, then he is not a worthy opponent. This is as much a testing of his character as his skills.
No. 944753 ID: 19fdd8

D. Sexy taunting with hard to draw poses.
No. 944754 ID: 83bf07

E, d
You need a better arena. How's the cliché tree sound?
No. 944758 ID: 0fae41

E/a. Enable noclip and stab him through the floor.
No. 944763 ID: a9af05

No. 944784 ID: 9d50cc

C, because his stubby little implement is no match for the length you have. Don't let him get close until he's worn out. Then, when he's feeling the pressure, keep him on the edge until you can really push into an opening and finish him off. You might find that it gets a bit tight, but if you can keep your focus, it'll be him making a mess of things first, and then you can do whatever you like with him.

And if not that then E and let's have something romantic like a big castle balcony at sunset or similar.
No. 944794 ID: 91ee5f

>That is most definitely not a chivalrous face.
Of course not! That is the face of a Thief/Rogue! Even his weapon is a backstabbing knife that Thieves/Rogues are known to use!

>There's a familiar magical scent coming from him
Considering how often you hang out with Ceri, I wouldn’t be surprised if this familiar magical scent means that Duke’s magic is the same as one of the magics that Ceri uses.

That’s already a hint that Duke’s magic is either Transdimensional (which includes Invisibility, Portals, and Teleportation) or Polymorphism!

To be honest all of those types of magic would be perfect for a Thief/Rogue, which is more proof that Duke is one!

>What do?
C , d

Defend by flying above him and then taunt him for being unable to fly to reach you!
No. 944830 ID: 8d23f0

maybe try to Eat a hot dog... honorably of course... and by that I mean sexily
No. 944844 ID: 241295

C, D

We can't lead with a risky jump maneuver; we don't know what he's capable of. Stay defensive for now.
No. 944845 ID: 9c293c

Go All out!
No. 944846 ID: 3121a1

No. 944957 ID: 3fd119

E, secondary D, following the suggestion of >>944754
No. 945185 ID: 2202fb

E. Since this room can mimic reality, lets armo(u)r up and fight like the knights we truly are!

Duke, Draw your sword and End Him Rightly!
No. 945192 ID: 341fc1


>Duke, Draw your sword and End Him Rightly!
Skif, put Duke in his place and let him know that you're the only knight Ceri needs!
No. 945196 ID: 758ff3

No. 945309 ID: 4b08a5

Actually... that would be spectacular.

Not sure if that Skallagrim reference was intentional, but for context, "End Him Rightly" was an expression from a 15th century fencing manual. It suggested unscrewing the pommel of your sword, tossing it at your opponent to surprise them, so that you can strike at them with your horribly balanced sword.
No. 946687 ID: 6f700f
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The only way forward is up!
No. 946688 ID: 6f700f
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...What? He vanished!?

Wait-- this familiar scent... INVISIBILITY MAGIC!

This isn't remotely chivalrous!
No. 946689 ID: 6f700f
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Which technically means I'm winning.

"Not much honor in hiding!" I shout, deciding to just drop the U gimmick since that word's probably going to be coming up a lot in this segment.

"The real honour is in victory!" I hear from someone obviously catering to the other half of our audience.

I clear my mind. Find where his scent is the strongest...
No. 946690 ID: 6f700f
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...And strike!

"Guh! The first hit is yours, sir knight," The Saintly Duke says.

"I appreciate the grace you show in defeat!" I reply with my knightly voice.

"And I appreciate how much this hurts right now!"

"I didn't know you were into that!"

"I'm into a lot of things!"

"Me too!"


No. 946691 ID: 6f700f
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"And a true knight shares the pain!" says the Duke Duke.



Ice magic too!? I thought only Ceri had two schools of magic! ...Or... wait. I need to remember to remind myself what the lore around that is later.

Agh... There's no wound, but it still hurts. It shouldn't be hurting, should it?

"Madam Eezeryh!" I shout. "Something's gone wrong! We still feel pain!"


No response...?
No. 946692 ID: 6f700f
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OH NO MISS SIPHON IS HUGE INSTEAD OF BEING SMALL SHE COULD CRUSH ME WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT AND I'M HELPLESS AND SMALL OH GODS DON'T STEP ON ME SIPHON I'M TOO CHIVALROUS FOR THIS-- wait that's Ceri's gimmick. Wait-- She mentioned this once! A version of Siphon that lived inside a computer, or something? Is this what she meant?


"Judge? I figured we'd just fight until one of us submitted..."


Hmm. I guess she has a point.


Uh, I've never actually like, ranked my techniques based on how knightly they were. Except for Jump. Jump is real fuckin' knightly.

Maybe it's less about the attack itself and more about what I name it?

What attack should I use?

-A: The 'Hold a door open for a lady'
-B: The 'Tip my hat and say 'milady'
-C: The 'No really! You can have some of my fries!'
-D: The 'I will tame the dragoness but not in the bad way I mean more in the good way where we just love each other'
-E: The 'Cover a puddle with my shirt so my lady doesn't get her feet wet'
-F: Chivalry is an outdated concept and we should just talk it out like two grown adults haha what?

No. 946693 ID: 0fae41

B. In this moment, we are euphoric.
No. 946696 ID: 2df440

C fries for milady
No. 946697 ID: 8d23f0

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ITS SIPHON play to the judge by doing https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/55/55/f85555f3fb46f823a4adb95718ce8a43.jpg and then kissing (I guess skif is the only person with a body here so him) on the neck and saying B
No. 946698 ID: 2dbe9a

D! For Dragon Dknight.

Though, I dunno, could you pull off the "Almost die in the bloodied fields of France clutching my lady's token to my steel-plated chest as an enemy peasant soldier prepares to stab through the visor of my helmet before he gets shot with an arrow through his own eye then retire to my castle to struggle through battle fatigue until my own children use my enfeebled mind as an excuse to usurp me"?
No. 946699 ID: b1b4f3

A. Courteous and not excessive.
Most "chivalrous" actions are cheesy and outdated unfortunately but you can still adhere to the core theme of self-sacrifice. Holding a door open is very minor but you're still doing something so that your partner doesn't have to.
No. 946700 ID: 2df440

oh geez can i change my vote?! skif should do this to dook! it'll be so chivalrous!
No. 946709 ID: 28a035

C, d
Have you considered that the most chivlrous thing you could do is concede?
No. 946711 ID: 8d4593

No. 946712 ID: 9c293c

A, D
No. 946724 ID: 370ef3

No. 946726 ID: 094652

F - "Chivalry is the art of apology in denial! I TOTALLY PRETEND I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS!!!" Followed by nut smoothie.
No. 946738 ID: 943a97

G, sweep off feet and kiss Duke.
No. 946750 ID: dbdf9e


Gotta side with the >>946697 and say sweep Duke off his feet~
No. 946752 ID: b0452a

No. 946763 ID: 7fb87a

No. 946764 ID: adb0d6

D, A
No. 946777 ID: 19fdd8

D, with Duke acting as your dragoness.
No. 946787 ID: eeb7d9

>D! For Dragon Dknight.
Wait, that is not how you spell Knight.
But i like the D anyways.
No. 947179 ID: 30b39a
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"The sacred duty of a Dragon Knight is to love and protect their draconic companion, be it through good times or bad. But uh since Ceri isn't here this attack requires a stand-in. And I choose..."
No. 947180 ID: 30b39a
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:skiftalk_grin: "The duke of dooks himself! You shall be my 'dragon'!"

:saintduketalk_shocked: "what"

:skiftalk_pokermon: "Your warmth is my real test, your happiness is my cause!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "i was not aware dragon knights partook in outdated references"

:skiftalk_neutral: "Yes well, it sells well among middle-aged dads. seriously ceri's father laughed for an hour and forgot to kill me for kissing her that one time."

:saintduketalk_shocked: "uh... ok"

:skiftalk_neutral:"And now-- is digital siphon watching?"


:skiftalk_grin: "Well then! Saint duke of dooks! We've shown each other chivalry in its multiple forms! But there is one form left unseen, the most chivalrous of them all!"
No. 947181 ID: 30b39a
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"The chivalry of love."
No. 947182 ID: 30b39a
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:skiftalk_shocked: "Did you-- did you just try to stab me in the head?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "Y-you caught me off guard!"

:skiftalk_shocked: " But... metal helmet."

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-I must apologize, Sir Skif, but I'm not into guys!"

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "...You're not?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "And perhaps I panicked slightly!"

:skiftalk_shocked: "Wait, so you only like girls? As in only beans, not sossig?"

miss Tempest taught me that phrase!

:saintduketalk_blushu: "That is correct, good sir! There may be others who also have a preference in their choice of um, 'food'!"

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "People who don't want both..."
No. 947183 ID: 30b39a
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"Is this shit being ghost-written or something?"
No. 947184 ID: 30b39a
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Saint Dook bows. "Since I am unable to reciprocate, I must concede this match!"

"No, I was the one who made the move. How about we call it a draw for now?"

"Ah! The most chivarious play of all!"

"Certainly the most Ceri play." She acts like she's constantly getting ties or something.

Duke stands erec-- right, right, shouldn't be lewd with this one.

He comes to attention damn it!

He stops being bent o--

Saint Duke says the next line of dialog: "Then it's settled! ...Now what?"

"It's a bit early to end our segment, isn't it?"

"A true knight knows not to pad things out! ...But yeah this is probably a bit soon," Saint Duke admits.

"Then let's call a truce and... I dunno, hang out?"

"Sir Skif, do you intend for us to be friends?"

"One step at a time."

"Agreed. But also agreed. Anything in particular you want to do?"


-A: Live out our fantasies in this... virtual... real life machine. But what fantasies?
-B: See what Eezeryh is up to. She's okay, right?
-D: Visit Ceri! We can't just end on a tie, right?
-E: Visit Kharadra's store! Nod. Nod. Nod. Nod. Nod. Nod.
No. 947185 ID: 19fdd8

Find someone sufficiently nerdy to help you create and name moves. Your current arsenals are lacking.
No. 947186 ID: 0fae41

A, and it's one you've lived out in real life before: giant Ceri. But this is a combat simulation room, of course, so combat must be involved somehow!
No. 947187 ID: 19fdd8

Maybe Skif's dad? He seems the type.
No. 947188 ID: e7c7d3

A and C.

Come on, you two can play inside your favourite videogame! Start up a co-op shooter or RPG or something.
No. 947189 ID: 094652

> "Is this shit being ghost-written or something?"
Yes. Yes it is.

> What do
No. 947196 ID: eeb7d9

>not into guys
I should have seen that coming.

Obviously C. No better way to bound than with video games.
No. 947200 ID: 3fd119

I feel like B definitely names her moves and poses.

As a secondary option, we could stay here A and get Digital Siphon to pilot a digital Ceri...
No. 947207 ID: 8d23f0

E. but look in the b room for a panal chivilry demands you make sure all ladies are safe and not being tortured by some michivious dooky computer.
No. 947208 ID: d509ce

try not to think of referencing a past slinko quest
No. 947209 ID: b1b4f3

No. 947217 ID: 7fb87a

B. Its a little suspicious that she just wandered off like that. Whatever happened must be realll important
No. 947245 ID: 92dde2

A, but the fantasy to live is one that will also be training because you need to become Stronk so you can gain glory and renown so that your mother will no longer think your dragon girlfriend is going to cause you problems.
No. 947248 ID: a9af05


It is obviously the only correct choice here.
No. 947249 ID: 9c293c

No. 947259 ID: 83bf07

A, e
We're going to try the ultimate male fantasy; co-op games without waiting for someone to come online.

Alternatively, you can visit Dook's boss. You know, to check up on her.
No. 947281 ID: 91ee5f


You and Saint Dook can go to the arcade and play those games there. Just don’t play that dancing game, that’s a special game for you and Ceri only.
No. 947318 ID: 4e63f7

B, E

A straight guy? In a porn quest? What is this madness?!
No. 947324 ID: 8d4593

B, a
The EEZ is surely up to something simultaneously amazing and absurd, as always.
Go check it out.
No. 947393 ID: 2202fb

Jesus Christ, you guys are in a virtual combat sim and you wont try having a real honest to god knightly duel? With plate armo(u)r and weapons and stuff? This is your one chance to try it without real consequences!
No. 947544 ID: 7912cd

The best part about knightly duels is when the knights mutually realize they aren’t getting through each other’s plate, so they grab their swords by the blade and bludgeon each other to a bloody pulp with the hilt.

That part is fun. Let’s do it.
No. 947651 ID: 30b39a
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I place a hand on Duke's shoulder, causing him to flinch slightly. "My man, Miss Eezeryh said this place could be anything we wanted."


"We could live out any fantasy, any scenario our minds can come up with."


Tempting! But I should be mindful of overwhelming my chrival with more outlandish thoughts like enjoying both beans and sossig (sossiges?).

I turn to Digital Siphon. "Here, I'll give a couple of examples. Miss Siphon!"


"Make the art style look different!"




"Oh. Um. Well then! Let's try..."
No. 947652 ID: 30b39a
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"A knightly duel!"

"This armor is really heavy, Sir Skif!"

"Hmm~ You get used to it. Especially if you wear it to bed and try to figure out how you and your dragon queen will enjoy each others' company while still wearing it."


"There's a flap you can lift."

"I see! That's good information to have!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "I'm not sure you would have much use for this information, good sir!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "Nonetheless it's good to know on the extremely high chance it does come up!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "Quite! I intend to put this knowledge to the test soon!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "My friend, you assume the audience would ever vote for such a thing!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "That's true! They almost never vote for sex!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "If we're in agreement why are we still doing this?"

:skiftalk_chrival: "True Chrivals don't let agreeing on things get in the way of a good standoff!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "But it kind of hurts holding this face!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "Good point. Next example fantasy!"
No. 947653 ID: 30b39a
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:ceritalk_blushu: "I'm big and also horny!?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-it's like this morning...!"

:ceritalk_happy: "I love sex! Give me all the sex!"

:skiftalk_happy: "Wow, the personality's spot-on!"


:saintduketalk_blushu: "I'm not sure I'd know what to do with so much of Miss Ceri...!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "And we're not limited to sexy stuff!"
No. 947654 ID: 30b39a
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:skiftalk_happy: "Any video game could become our reality!"

:saintduketalk_smile: "Wow, I feel like I'm really Jump, Man!"


:skiftalk_happy: "There's so many options it's hard to cut it down to a simple vote!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "But freeform would be an absolute mess so that's what we're gonna do."

:saintduketalk_shocked: "What?"


An oddly familiar alternate--? Ah, like a story from a comic, only more interactive! If only we had an archive of such stories to choose from...
No. 947655 ID: 9c293c

Sexy things are cool

But VR games though. Can't miss out on that! D, E
No. 947656 ID: 3121a1

D, E
No. 947658 ID: cdabe3

C, Y for extra naughtiness ;3
No. 947659 ID: 758ff3

Be the Smash Siblings.

...Hey you should see what alternate universe that one neumono in the mall's from. F
No. 947660 ID: e7c7d3

C, E

Either you're seducing things or shooting things. No in-between!
No. 947661 ID: be1deb

Deeee also E
No. 947664 ID: 0fae41

A/a with a side of A.
No. 947666 ID: 49ac70

No. 947667 ID: 00d042

E, B.

Knightly combat is cool, but let’s see you take chivalry into a tactical situation!
No. 947671 ID: 4ef273

A, all of the A!
No. 947672 ID: 0fb3be

No. 947673 ID: de56c3

Beat Big Ceri at Sibling Smash 2. The ultimate fantasy!
No. 947675 ID: 1a89d4

C-y, a

We'll show them who doesn't vote for sex often!
No. 947676 ID: 7dcd1e

C, Y for max shenanigans!
No. 947677 ID: 91ee5f

>"I-it's like this morning...!"
Are you blind?! This is nothing like this morning! Why does this pretend giant Ceri have her boobs covered?! She’s not supposed to be able to wear anything at that size! This pretend giant Ceri is all wrong! Uncover her boobs!

Primary A: BIG CERI!


No. 947680 ID: 76349d

Wait, lore?
B, then Cz
No. 947685 ID: 9b2d3c

A - You need the practice for later!

B - Lore is cool!
No. 947687 ID: 83bf07

F: This is A Story, c:z

Hell yeah let's face a demoness.
No. 947688 ID: 736b7e

A, c, z
No. 947689 ID: 824a3f

C, but you can't just give them both one between them! Have Duke ask for Y: Adele and that will probably not be something Skif wants to witness so have him ask for Z: Kharadra so he can bury his head in the sand. Sand in this case being a metaphor for boobs.

Secondary vote B. Though C with a knightly setting would be a nice combo!
No. 947698 ID: 88a935

D, or see an alternate universe of one of the Smash Siblings.
No. 947699 ID: 3a3c64



Skif is in a lot of pain.

He was halfway across the desert when he suddenly found his face full of sand. He was en route to the Lian homeland to gather intelligence for Tezakia's war...
No. 947701 ID: c5ed47

D or >>947699
No. 947703 ID: 8d23f0

C Y. I would rather have a funny Skif moment and save kharadra's quest innocence since thats a running trope.
No. 947704 ID: b24158

D, E
No. 947705 ID: 33056f

A, c(z). Dream big.
No. 947708 ID: 864e49

C: X for Skif, Z for Duke. Then switch?
A double team!
No. 947709 ID: 61b5e1

No. 947712 ID: dec1bb

No. 947713 ID: 4854ef

C, Y!
No. 947716 ID: b299a5

D or A big girl.
No. 947717 ID: 8d4593

A would also be interesting.
No. 947719 ID: ad51b8


No. 947721 ID: b1b4f3

I feel like there are ethical issues with using the holodeck to have sex with people you know. Also it'd probably feel weird because the personality emulation is inaccurate.
In the interest of brevity,
No. 947722 ID: a4b459

C-Y, A for secondary
No. 947727 ID: 32b5ec

C (w/ X), E

And you know she'll be more than capable at handling the both of you.

With a touch of dragon magic, I bet either of you could turn Ceri a hot mom some day :wink:
No. 947728 ID: 8c5b6e

ohhhhhh, fuck yes, C!!! i dont care which!!
No. 947729 ID: eeb7d9

No. 947752 ID: 094652

EA - Now with 30% less microtransactions!

Fight a giant Ceridwen, part by part! And enhance jiggle physics.
No. 947768 ID: ea3422

primary A, secondary F

big big big big
No. 947773 ID: a9af05

Wait a minute. If these will be based on Siphon's interactions, then when the hell did she interact with Adele?

>What do?
D , E
No. 947798 ID: 83bf07

Adjusting secondary vote to A
No. 947808 ID: 80d19e

C, y For max awkward lewd shenanigans

B for some "normal" fun
No. 947865 ID: e5e15e

C, Y
No. 947892 ID: 4b08a5

No. 948749 ID: 2202fb

B f

Nobody seems to want to do a legit knightly duel but you know what? I wont let that stop me from voting for it!
No. 950598 ID: 30b39a
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:skiftalk_shocked: "Wait was one of those choices my mother!?"


:skiftalk_shocked: "She's not a bad guy!"

:skiftalk_concerned: "She's just..."

:skiftalk_shocked: "Anyway, we can't just seduce her!"

:digitalsiphon3c: "WHY NOT?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I'm afraid I must agree with Sir Skif on this one! Seducing someone's close relative like that is..."

:skiftalk_neutral: "...Technically pretty chivalrous, historically."

:digitalsiphon_happy: "THEN WE ALL AGREE! TIME TO PLAY WITH HOT MOMS~!"

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "That wasn't me agreeing to go along with this!"


:skiftalk_shocked: "I uh well um oh gosh"


:skiftalk_neutral:"Ah, because of Ceri."


:skiftalk_happy: "Heehee, yeah it's pretty cute."


:skiftalk_stressed: "I... well, she is the only female member of my species around here... for you to get data from... am i really going along with this???"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-I don't know about this, Mistress Digital Siphon, but if Sir Skif's okay with it..."

:digitalsiphon_smile: "INITIATING PROGRAM!"
No. 950599 ID: 30b39a
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Oh gods this is really happening.

Could I really do this? Convince my stern mother to loosen up a little? This would make good practice for doing it for real.

That's what I'm going to keep telling myself to justify what's about to happen.

Once my faux-mother finishes forming, she looks towards us with those same fierce eyes I've known all my life. Sir Duke swallows so hard I fear his throat might fall out.
No. 950600 ID: 30b39a
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:digital_adele_pleased: "Hi~! My, you two look adorable! I can't wait for our little date~~~~~"



No. 950601 ID: 30b39a
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"That's completely incorrect," I say.

Sir Duke nods. "Despite not knowing her personally, I feel I must concur!"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "OOPS~! TURNS OUT THE FILE IS INCOMPLETE!"


(Vote for up to three options. Ratio of votes will determine personality!)

Existing Data: Toughgirl: MISSING_DATA! DEFAULT: 0 Confidence: MISSING_DATA! DEFAULT: 0 Playfulness: 0 Lewdness: MISSING_DATA! DEFAULT: 0 Meta: 0 Kindness: 255 (UNDERFLOW_ERROR) Finalboss: 4 Awkwardness: 1

-A: Add some Daatra! (Confidence-, Toughgirl++)
-B: Add some Eezeryh! (Confidence++, Finalboss++, lewdness+)
-C: Add some Siphon! (Playfulness+, Lewdness++, Meta+)
-D: Add some Outissa! (Kindness++, Confidence-, Lewdness+)
-E: Add some Venji! (Confidence+++, Meta++, Finalboss+)
-F: Add some Kinasa! (Awkwardness++, Kindness+, Playfulness+)
-G: Add some Iiji! (Kindness--, Finalboss++++)
No. 950603 ID: 0fae41

G/b. It wouldn't be true without some final boss.
No. 950604 ID: 758ff3

G only, going with >>950603
No. 950605 ID: 245169

C, C, C. Let's go all-out~
No. 950607 ID: 80d19e

Let's try and get this to be the Lewdest mom we can.

B, C, and D
No. 950608 ID: be1deb

No. 950609 ID: 6bf131

We have to add in all final boss points, get a sneak peek at it. G
No. 950610 ID: 19fdd8

Can we add some Gulketi too?
No. 950611 ID: e2f5cc

All in on B for that good mix
No. 950612 ID: b1b4f3

Well we have to fix that underflow error first and foremost.

D, E, A.
No. 950614 ID: 88a935

No. 950615 ID: 4bf7bf

She definitely gives off that "final boss" feeling in real life. Therefore...
B,E,G for mercy.
No. 950617 ID: bef60d

B, c, d.
No. 950618 ID: dec1bb

Iiji and Kinasa.
No. 950620 ID: e7848c

GEB is only correct course of action.

Gea also viable substitute
No. 950621 ID: 1719b9

We need an awkward final boss, so this!
No. 950622 ID: 824a3f

Wait, the kindness is at wraparound level! It's the Ghandi nukes situation. Taking kindness away will barely achieve anything, and adding any will swing around to total cruelty! Or possibly just kindness 0 again, depending on where the numbers run out.

... And I'm not sure what can be done about any of that. Hmm.

Well some B I think is the most obvious choice to start with, then... D. Don't want to give her too much more finalboss, she has some to start with. I only hope the minumum kindness isn't in the negatives.
No. 950623 ID: 0fb3be

No. 950624 ID: 058c31

Primary G, secondary F
No. 950634 ID: 2aa5f0

B, D, G

might as well throw some final boss in there but if we do so it would probably be wise to make sure her kindness isn't in the negatives.
No. 950647 ID: cdabe3

B, C, G
No. 950651 ID: 864e49

I think to be more like your real mother we need:
No. 950663 ID: eeb7d9

G,B and F. The most final boss you can have.
No. 950690 ID: e51896

No. 950709 ID: feecd8

Isn't Iiji that one bug lady that had an ass that was so big, she needed to put it in a pocket dimension in order to fit in a building?

If we add Iiji to Adele, would that also make Adele's ass big enough to need it's own pocket dimension?

I vote for this. Skif needs to make this fake as close to what his mom really is like so that he can practice talking her down from continuously being a bitch to Ceri.
No. 950717 ID: 094652

rolled 4, 4, 3, 4, 1, 3, 2 = 21

Screw it, add all of the above according to the roll!
No. 950721 ID: 8d4593

No. 950883 ID: 465a14

No. 950885 ID: 5fc3a0

E, E, E
No. 950886 ID: 9c293c

Triple G
No. 950888 ID: b299a5

No reason to not go all in on Iiji! G G G
No. 950913 ID: 56076d

B, E & F!
No. 950920 ID: 470289

No. 950926 ID: 88a935

I should clarify wanting all 3 options to be G seeing this again. Make a super-boss instead of a final boss, they're harder and more chaotic! Also hopefully more funny than anything incestuous.
No. 951174 ID: 695467

C, C, G Because while Siphon-like behaviour is fun, I'm also really curious to see what finalboss will do.
No. 951575 ID: 30b39a
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:skiftalk_shocked: "W-why is there so much final boss!?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "My uh hand slipped. a bunch."

:skiftalk_shocked: "And her kindness is so high it went around the world and came back!"

:digitalsiphon_smile: "SOMETHING LIKE THAT! SO NICE~"

So my mom's now a final boss who's really nice. Sounds like one hell of a writing challenge!

Then again, we're talking about a magic space computer here. Who knows what'll happen? Guess I should stop talking to myself so we can get to the next image and find out, huh?
No. 951576 ID: 30b39a
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:digitalsiphon_happy: "SO SHINY~"


What? Aww, guess it's back to explaining how I feel.

I feel very concerned.

The shiny motherly figure speaks: "Say! Do you know what you two boys need?"

No. 951577 ID: 30b39a
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":sq_heart:World domination~:sq_heartr:"

"I really must decline that offer, mother!"

"I regret that I must agree with Sir Skif!" My temporary companion says. "I would prefer that task fall to a certain lovely dragoness!"

"I'm not sure she'd be up to it," I say. "Though I admit her KINDNESS to FINAL BOSS ratio is..."

My mother interrupts before I can make this gaiden plot-relevant. "Now, now. You're a growing boy, Skif; Ceridwen can't keep doing everything for you! Why don't you start slow? Capture a city or two first, see how it feels~"

"Can't I do something a bit less evil!? Or at least more likely to fit in the narrative for a short side-story!?"

"Of course, my darling child! Why don't we capture that dragoness of yours~?"

I'm caught off-guard by my fake mother suddenly sounding like my real mother. "L-let's not be too hasty! There's like, a procedure to this!"

"Ah, how silly of me to have forgotten! You need a list of three to five choices, right?"

"Er, yes. I'll just think up some--"

"Let mother take care of you, dear child! I'll come up with some wonderful choices! But first, let me just..."
No. 951578 ID: 30b39a
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Hi~! Need some help~?

Gah! She's butting into the narrative much like that one bug lady did in that book I read once! That's such a final boss move!

It's really cozy in here!

That's because there's generally only room for one protagonist at a time.

Are you taking notes, dear? Every domination starts with something small.

I'm not sure I'd call dominating the narrative 'small'!

My dear, this is 5th-grade reading level at best. You should aspire to greater! Start using gargantuan words to confuse your wonderful new friends who you will lord over!

Egad, this buffoonery is quite the slipshod apologue we're currently entombed within.

6th grade! Good job, sweetie!


Now come on, let's pick a good first step to your ultimate diabolical goal~

-A: Get your handsome friend to submit to your might-- by complimenting him and making him feel good!
-B: Force the artist to draw everyone naked from now on-- giving valuable practice in anatomy!
-C: Remove the SECONDARY VOTE and revert to a single-vote system-- ensuring people really know what they want! (does not apply to *this* vote)
-D: Obtain The Ball-- it's a fun toy!
-E: Make this ship your home-- by making sure everything is clean and comfortable!

No. 951580 ID: 0fae41

B/d - Given the power of its constructs alone, I'd hazard a guess the Ball is the computer core of this ship.
No. 951581 ID: d55420

B, c
No. 951582 ID: e2f5cc

A, b. Give yourself something to compliment!
No. 951583 ID: e7c7d3

C: Let chaos reign through order.
b: I mean, come on
No. 951585 ID: b1b4f3

I don't like any of these options.
No. 951586 ID: 9c293c

Take over a virtual world
No. 951588 ID: afa812

Wait a minute. I think you're meddling with powers you don't comprehend, miss(us?) - exactly the kind of thing a Final Boss would be doing, which would be their downfall! If YOU give the options, that means those options are to decide what YOU do - not Skif!

Soooo... A primary, E secondary?
No. 951589 ID: 736b7e

B, d
No. 951590 ID: cdabe3

No. 951594 ID: 3fd119

Primary D, secondary B. Power beyond worlds is within your grasp.
No. 951595 ID: e7848c

You found an object of power, now seize hold of it!
No. 951598 ID: eeb7d9

I am afraid to choose where, technology is scary.
Well, i mean, you can never go wrong with being naked so B.
Say Skif, you don't happen to have some unresolved Oedipus business, do you?
No. 951606 ID: 442756

No. 951609 ID: 8d23f0

E-zyrah proof all the doors to make sure she stays safe and secure away from all that dangerous science stuff until she admits magic is real and not just super satilite science! thats clearly the kindest final bossy thing to do!
or you could just secure the D-emon ball.
No. 951610 ID: 6e6f32

D Ok and maybe b

Ceri's Childhood wasn't op because she's a dragon, y'know.

No. 951615 ID: b1b4f3

Oh that's true. Sure, I'll support that.
Primary A, secondary E.
No. 951627 ID: 7dcd1e

A and B! Feeling good must be good! Probably
No. 951653 ID: 4854ef

No. 951662 ID: c1f626

A, B.

Complements are good, so is naked anatomy. Complement the naked anatomy.
No. 951663 ID: 7ad6c9

D seems interesting.
No. 951738 ID: 9d2b4b

B / d
No. 952503 ID: 4df571

We require the D
No. 952527 ID: 30b39a
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>I don't like any of these options.
Yeah. Hey um... Mom? Where'd you get these choices?

Generated by algorithm, my dear!


Oops! Nevermind that! Let's see what won~

I hope it's C, then we can stop needing to remind people how voting works.

It's B!

No. 952528 ID: 30b39a
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>Say Skif, you don't happen to have some unresolved Oedipus business, do you?

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "Sir Duke why do you have a boner!?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I can't help it, good sir! Your mother is very attractive! And something about this situation... reminds me of siphon."

:skiftalk_stressed: "Well uh, it's a very nice boner?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "Thanks I guess but I still don't like sosig!"

Operation Compliment Duke: Partial success.


:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-I'm going to need a minute!"

:digital_adele_pleased: "Goodness! At this rate I won't have to try very hard to make you two my willing slaves~!"

:skiftalk_shocked: "B-but I'm your son!"

:digital_adele_pleased: "And I have a fuckload of final boss in me~!"

:digital_adele_happy: "Now then! Let's start with your lesson! It'd be far too untidy to simply crush the town under your heel. No, you must enslave their hearts and minds with evil kindness and love~!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "Sure that makes sense."

:digital_adele_happy: "So let's start small. Try to win me over! Make me your first loyal follower~"

:skiftalk_shocked: "What?"

:digital_adele_pleased: "It's time for some hastily-put-together DATING MECHANICS!"

If only Ceri were here. Getting random people to love you is like, her thing. There's no DATING MECHANIC she hasn't conquered. No game lacking in a full harem by the end.

But uh I'm not Ceri so I'm not sure I can do that.

And this is my mom!!!
No. 952529 ID: 30b39a
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But I... I can't look away.

A female Galeacoma...

I spent my entire life knowing none among my peers. It never felt right asking Ceri to transform into one; I didn't want her to think for a moment that I didn't consider her the most beautiful woman in existence.

But to see fur instead of scales, a wonderfully shaped helmet much like my own... That familiarity, that comfort...



also she's a final boss with insane KINDNESS so she's basically ceri if you think about it and this is just practice for the real thing and I won't let it be anything more than an extremely awkward faux date!

Hmm? Are these noodles or something...?
No. 952530 ID: 30b39a
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There's something oddly familiar about this UI.




"How exciting! Don't worry, I'll play along even though I could easily grab your NEED and...~"

"Only Ceri gets to grab my stats."

"Hmhmm~ Then the first move's yours. But I warn you, I'm not a tutorial! I'm literally a final boss!"

Little does she know that Ceri isn't the only one with several dating games under their belt!

-A: "So! What are your interests?"
-B: "Nice Tits!"
Spoken like a true bird.
-C: "You know this is dangerously close to incest, right?"
-D: "So what kinks do you have?"
-E: "Lovely hair! You must work hard on it!"

-X: Tag in Saint Dook.

No. 952532 ID: 9c293c

Let's... not.

C. or x.
No. 952534 ID: cdabe3

-C: "You know this is dangerously close to incest, right?"
-E: "Lovely hair! You must work hard on it!"

No. 952535 ID: 0fae41

B/d. That combination would easily work on Ceri, let's see if it works here.
No. 952537 ID: 6bf131

No. 952538 ID: be1deb

No. 952540 ID: b1b4f3

The plan is, warm her up then tag in Dook before her bar maxes out. If he "wins" then it's not gonna be as awkward.
No. 952541 ID: dd1e29

X, tag in Dook right away so you can focus on asking the computer to please please pretty please just edit some bits of how she looks or something because at this point she is entirely unlike your mom in everything EXCEPT looks and you are extremely uncomfortable to the point of making other people uncomfortable by proxy and since her kindness and love, though evil, are so great she would allow it please maybe? Just a little recolor and reshape and helmet design tweak? It would be a great way to make her easier to draw increase spare computing power, too!

If not then A.
No. 952542 ID: 88a935

X., C.
No. 952545 ID: 23c164

X, secondary C. Okay, at this point the computer has to be messing with you on purpose. You need to come up with a way to turn the tables on this digital Siphon while she's distracted by Dook.
No. 952546 ID: e0ca85

E/x Complement her design also rendering so you can flirt with Digital Siphon directly.
No. 952548 ID: dec1bb

X and C
No. 952549 ID: 7be5f9

D, B. Gotta go all the way with the simulations~
No. 952551 ID: b299a5

Skif no, swap!
C. into X
No. 952552 ID: 465a14

Primary: C, X.
Secondary: C, X.
No. 952553 ID: 736b7e

C, X
No. 952554 ID: 0480e2

Start with the safe options A and E
No. 952556 ID: 29e9f3

C then X.
No. 952563 ID: 83bf07

E, a
Play it cool! You can't panic on the final boss!
No. 952572 ID: 8d23f0

B, X
No. 952576 ID: a7f91c

It's too much for me, C.
X, Dook, it's all yours.
No. 952579 ID: 5b0071

No. 952604 ID: 864e49

Well seeing as Duke isn't as Bi as this quest was supposed to have him be we need to more kinks to make up for it.

Go on Skif you got this!

Or would you rather watch your Chrival bone you mother.
No. 952899 ID: 30b39a
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>You can't panic on the final boss!

OKAY... okay.

I'll just tag in Sir Duke and...

>Or would you rather watch your Chrival bone you mother.
No. 952900 ID: 30b39a
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"So that was weird as hell, huh?" I say.

Sir Duke nods. "Yes, sir, it was certainly something else!"

"At least the awkwardness was avoided by Digital Siphon running out of power and then the two of us deciding it would be best if we quit the simulation before things got weirder and also we left the base in case you couldn't tell."

He looks momentarily concerned. "Good sir, are we violating 'show, don't tell'?"

I shrug. "That tends to happen when people vote for something and then immediately vote against it."

"Oh, yeah. Wait-- voting?"

In the end, my desire to escape overshadowed my desire to do anything else. Even if Digital Siphon had enough power to continue... I'm not sure I want to explore that side of myself. Not now, while my mother and the love of my life have unresolved differences (to put it lightly).

Maybe it's for the best.
No. 952901 ID: 30b39a
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Sir Duke leans back. "I'm loath to admit this to my greatest chrival, but despite how weird that was..."

I lie back, staring upward at the crisp blue sky. "Yeah, I had fun too."

He glances back at me. "Perhaps, good sir, our chrivalry can be a friendly one?"

I smile. "Sure. Then I won't have to feel so bad when I continue to stand by Ceri's side as her knight like I always have."

A pause. "...You know, Sir Skif, a true knight is never overconfident in their abilities."
No. 952902 ID: 30b39a
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:skiftalk_chrival: "That's very true! But a knight should also appreciate their strengths!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "Naturally! But it's important to never get in over one's head!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "I agree entirely!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "Me too!"


:saintduketalk_shocked:"Wait did you just turn it back on me!?"

:skiftalk_grin: "Every knight worth their salt knows the art of riposte."

:saintduketalk_shocked_noanim: "...."

:saintduketalk_chrival: "I don't think Ceri would approve of such sneaky tactics, Sir knight!"

:skiftalk_happy: "Hehehe, nope! She'd insist we hug it out!"

:saintduketalk_smile: "Hahaha. That does sound like her."

We spend a while longer lightly poking fun at our companions, until eventually parting ways for the day.

Things didn't exactly turn out the way I thought they would, but if part of that includes making a friend with someone as unlikely as Saint Duke...
No. 952903 ID: 30b39a
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...Maybe it's not so bad.
No. 952904 ID: 30b39a
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Two pairs remain.


-A: Siphon and Tempest
-B: Outissa and Eezeryh
(X: Follow Outissa, Y: Follow Eezeryh)
No. 952906 ID: 9c293c

A, Y.
No. 952907 ID: 6bf131

Ay. and Y
No. 952908 ID: 0fae41

A, y if we must.
No. 952909 ID: 465a14

Primary: A
Secondary: A

eezeryh is not a valid choice for option A
No. 952910 ID: 88a935

Primary A, secondary Y
No. 952911 ID: b1b4f3

B, X.
Never give us control over Eezeryh we'll make her too lewd.
No. 952912 ID: a9af05

No. 952915 ID: dec1bb

A, secondary Y if it happens
No. 952916 ID: 34b1c1

B, Y
No. 952917 ID: be1deb

With this
No. 952922 ID: 61b5e1

You get to vote on everything, silly!
No. 952924 ID: dee4cb

A, y
No. 952927 ID: 0a8215

A. Lets follow the new lady, and see how she reacts to a character who sees the 4th wall as a mere suggestion
No. 952928 ID: de612e

X, A
No. 952930 ID: 736b7e

B, Y
No. 952935 ID: c32709

No. 952937 ID: 058d51

A, y
No. 952952 ID: e51896

Lets save the best for last
B, Y
No. 952958 ID: a77558

A, Y.

Siphon for best non-metallic mammal, 2020.
No. 952960 ID: 83bf07

No. 952973 ID: 3fd119

B, Y. She sure disappeared in a hurry.
No. 952974 ID: 6e6f32

No. 952982 ID: 2e584d

No. 952986 ID: 8d23f0

B, Y
No. 952987 ID: 864e49

B and X(cause we've controlled her before it'll be fun to see things from her perspective and nobody controls the EEZ)

Naa lets save the best for last.
No. 953118 ID: 30b39a
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No. 953119 ID: 30b39a
File 157861112075.png - (72.47KB , 800x600 , 101.png )


Oh, I guess Eezeryh discovered the improvements I made to her VR chamber~


Eh, I'll fix it later. Let her squirm a bit first :3c

Besides, I'm in the middle of important stuff!
No. 953120 ID: 30b39a
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"Do you mind!?"

"Nah, your shoulders are very comfy~"

"That isn't the issue here!"

Where was I? Let's see... We all had a fun picnic where we teased Ceri, then I changed into my comfy clothes and sat on a comfy birb. So far so good!

"And aren't you mammals supposed to wear shirts or something!?"

I should find a softer and less disgruntled bird to hug. Oh and figure out what I'm doing today.

I bet Ceri would get really flustered if I visited her. Saying things like "oh nooo I'm not supposed to show up until laaateeerrr!"

She always acts like we're putting on some kind of play. It's cute :3
No. 953121 ID: 30b39a
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Okay! Time to be super productive!


So disgruntled~

What should I do? :o

(Type the emote of your FIRST CHOICE, then the emote of your SECOND CHOICE.)
:3 Tease Ceri by visiting her house~
:o Gain information on The Naturals by infiltrating a meeting~
:D Learn more about the DRAGON FAN club~
:x See what fun toys there are at the NOT 4 KIDS shop in the mall~
No. 953123 ID: 0fae41

:3, :x, 9_9
No. 953124 ID: e7c7d3

No. 953125 ID: 8d23f0

:o :3
No. 953126 ID: b1b4f3

No. 953127 ID: 1d7c77

:V contemplate the concept of respect for personal space with strangers

also :o
No. 953129 ID: a9af05

:D Learn more about the DRAGON FAN club~

:x See what fun toys there are at the NOT 4 KIDS shop in the mall~

No. 953130 ID: 33adb3

:O :D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No. 953133 ID: 83bf07

No. 953135 ID: 6e6f32

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No. 953136 ID: e8423c



also, where is the Ball? Do you have it on you still?
No. 953137 ID: 5b0071

:D :o
assuming she'll listen
No. 953138 ID: a383c4



gotta go crash some meetings, liven things up for them
No. 953140 ID: f07069

:x :D, gotta get some gifts to share with the fan club!
No. 953142 ID: 736b7e

:D, :x
No. 953157 ID: 864e49


Wait hold up what about Tempest ?
No. 953161 ID: e51896

No. 953162 ID: c3e059

:D , :x
No. 953168 ID: b970b2

:o, :D

Gotta see what's up with the movement Ceri accidentally started
No. 953177 ID: 3fd119

Uh, primary :o, secondary :x. What does the mall think of your rampant shirtlessness?
No. 953178 ID: 1af76c

:D :x most productive
No. 953305 ID: 745eba

:o, :3
No. 953444 ID: 30b39a
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Such tough choices! Teasing Ceri's oops cult sounds like a lot of fun.

But just barely less fun than teasing a bunch of dragon fans :3c

"Okay see you later grumpy bird friend!"

"*Extremely disgruntled squawk indicating 'friend' is a strong word for what they are.*"

Birds are so cute~
No. 953445 ID: 30b39a
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Along the way I see another friend!


"Oh! I was just uh nothing!"

"Want me to help? :D"

:tempest3c: "Well if you're gonna offer like that..."
No. 953446 ID: 30b39a
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"W-wait! I-I need to make a better impression!"

"Silly, everyone thought you were cute."

"Your thicc companion seemed a bit off-put by my connection with the... you know."

"Would you worry less if I rubbed you a little~?"

"W-we should have some kind of adventure first! T-that's how this works, right?"

"Okay! Wanna spy on the Dragon Fans with me?"

"Will I need a shirt?"

"You're cute :3"
No. 953447 ID: 30b39a
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Yeah I already know where the club's located.

Oh look, it's hard friend!

Tempest nudges me. Does she want to have fun with the DRAGON FAN?

"Hey, isn't that one of your friends? I saw him at the picnic maybe??" she asks.


:D "Let's say hi!"
:3 "Let's follow him sneakily!"
No. 953449 ID: 1d7c77

No. 953450 ID: cdabe3

No. 953451 ID: 0fae41

No. 953452 ID: 328fe0

No. 953454 ID: e7848c

No. 953458 ID: 015bf2

No. 953467 ID: e2e5d0

No. 953475 ID: 8d23f0

No. 953477 ID: 736b7e

No. 953501 ID: 3fd119

:3! You can learn his secrets, and make some secrets of your own...
No. 953504 ID: a383c4

well the idea was to spy on them right?
No. 953519 ID: a9af05

No. 953521 ID: 79c9ed

No. 953858 ID: eb6099

No. 953862 ID: ef2ac9

No. 953927 ID: 4854ef

No. 954568 ID: 7accfa

No. 955103 ID: 30b39a
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Is it time to be sneaky? Heck yeah, I can be super sneaky.

How good is Tempest at sneaks? Let's find out!

"Let's sneak in and see what they're doing!" I say.

"Like, through the pipes? I'm not sure I'd fit!"

"Come on, if Ceri can fit so can you~"

"I'm a bit larger-- wait when was she in a pipe"

"We did so much sneaking in the mall! It was fun :3"

Tempest suddenly looks thoughtful. "In the mall..."

"Details later! For now let's do a sneak!"

Tempest sits there blinking. So silly~

"Objects I'm very good at," she muses, "But sneaking myself into places...?"

"Just pretend you're a giant vibrator!"
No. 955104 ID: 30b39a
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"Chipeep~ My my~ You hold nothing back, do you? It's nice knowing someone so... open."

"We can be more open if you want~"

"Chirps of strongly considering it but then realizing they should probably get the plot moving."

"Such lovely bird sounds~"

Okay, so, sneaks.

I can get in any way I want, but Tempest might need something a bit easier. Unless...
No. 955105 ID: 30b39a
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"Have any sneaky magic you can use?" I ask.

"Oh! Good point! I can polymorph, in case it wasn't... obvious."

"Why would it be obvious?"

She gestures to her chest for some reason. "Birds don't normally have... um..."


"N-nevermind. I'm pretty good at it, considering it's my SECONDARY SCHOOL and all, but I can't do anything super fancy like turning into an animal or something. I'm also still working on my um, stamina."

"I can help you with that~"

"Hmm~ I definitely know where I'd like to shove you~"


Plot and stuff what do.

-A: Have her become small, use vents. She can't be Ceri-small, but we can lube her up first if needed~
-B: Sneak in and open a window for her. Boring option on B because B never wins.
-C: Climb a nearby tree and spy on them that way. Peeping birb~
-D: Have her look as much like a dragon as possible! Then she can sneak in by ... ... dragons are fun!
No. 955110 ID: 83bf07

No. 955118 ID: cdabe3


Gotta get lubed up~
No. 955119 ID: 736b7e

D, A
No. 955125 ID: 0fae41

A/b. You have something less strong than the Bird Juice to use, I hope.
No. 955131 ID: 1d7c77

B, just out of spite. C secondary.
No. 955132 ID: 015bf2

A, c
No. 955134 ID: 2aa5f0

No. 955143 ID: 5b0071

plot and stuff her in a vent :3
No. 955168 ID: 8d23f0

No. 955169 ID: 52fb47

No. 955210 ID: 3fd119

A, secondary C
No. 955243 ID: a9af05

A , b
No. 955732 ID: 30b39a
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Sneaky sneak~

:tempesttalk_neutral: "does being naked make us more sneaky or something??"

:siphontalk_siphon:"it's more incentive to not get caught~"

:tempest3c: "oh my~"

:siphontalk_happy: "if only you could shrink more, then i'd have the perfect place to hide you!"

:tempesttalk_blushu: "where have you been all my life?"

:siphontalk_happy: "lots of places!"

Ooh I think we found the right room. Now to hear all the info~
No. 955734 ID: 30b39a
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"Looks like we're all here. Fly with dragons, brothers and also Milanna."

"Godsdammit Levin you don't gotta single me out like that. And why's my font fuckin' pink when I'm obviously gold??"

"'Cause you're a g-- it's a meta commentary or something don't worry about it."

"Come on, man. The rest of us match our feathers, scales, or skin."

"See? Even Khandil knows how to make everyone feel included!"

"Dude. Look, chapter 12 says it best: 'Dragons judge not a person based on race or gender.' We gotta act the same way if we want them to accept us."

"Okay, you're right, I'm sorry. How's this, Milanna?"

"Much better, thank you."

Such an angry small cute~

"Now then! The 78th Dragon Fan Coalition is called to order! What's on the agenda this week, Dragon Speaker?"

"First, I'd like to welcome Milanna to the Dragon Fans."

"Wooo! Dragons are fuckin' awesome!"

The others chant: "Hear hear!"

"Well said! And I'd like to welcome Venntrodai back from his short hiatus. How fared your mission?"

"My friends, I've good news to report! I believe I've found a dragon disguised as one of us!"


Well this might put Ceri in a bad mood.

"Then it's true!? Dragons truly walk among us!?"

"Yes, brothers and sisters, it's true!"

"see this guy has some fuckin' manners"

"i'm sorry, okay?? i blame my parents!"

"me too"

"we'll table how bad my parents are until next session. So! Brother Venn, who is it? Who is this majestic dragon who walks among us?"

"Is it me? Gods that'd be the best."

"She is a beautiful and powerful reptillian!"


"She has a dragon's charisma, able to form a posse of loyal followers. I daresay I'm one of them! And, well, I had to use my EXTRA INVENTORY SLOT to hide it, but I managed to get a photograph! Allow me to present..."
No. 955735 ID: 30b39a
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"A dragon in reptilian clothing!"



"An Ortuya is a rare enough sight, but I saw two of them in this very small town! One of them must be a dragon in disguise! My suspicions were confirmed when I heard her talk. The power in her voice tempered by kindness, I nearly became enthralled myself!"

Someone else has a crush on Ceri's mom~

Sitting here while the plot runs on is fun and all but it's time to choose what happens next. And while experimenting with letters wasn't bad or anything, let's go back to normal. Vote with feeling!

[Path of the sneak...]
:3 Whisper that a certain hot mom can't possibly be a dragon.
<:3c Whisper that yep, Myra's totally a dragon.
>:3 Loudly proclaim myself to be the dragon speaking telepathically!
:X Remain silent and watch them a bit longer.

[Path of the obvious...]
:D Hop out of the vent and congratulate them on getting it right!
:O Push Tempest out of the vent and say she's the dragon instead of Myra.
>:D Hop out of the vent and proclaim I am the dragon!
No. 955740 ID: 2aa5f0

<:3c Whisper that yep, Myra's totally a dragon.

this will surely help Ceri as she has been worried about being outed as a dragon for awhile so having someone shift attention away form her will only do good things right?
No. 955743 ID: 0fae41

Now that's what I call vent-riloquism!
No. 955746 ID: e7848c


Oh this is going to be hilarious
No. 955748 ID: 9d2b4b

No. 955749 ID: 736b7e

>:3, >:D
No. 955761 ID: 4854ef

:O Reveal the true dragon!
No. 955766 ID: 91ee5f


No. 955773 ID: 4f727d

Primary: :3
Secondary: >:D
No. 955774 ID: e7c7d3

No. 955798 ID: 864e49

>:þ Hop out of the vent and congratulate them on ALMOST getting it right!
Then refuse to tell them anything else.

No. 956207 ID: 30b39a
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>Now that's what I call vent-riloquism!
Oh you~

There's a lot of fun options but I really wanna see where this goes.

:tempesttalk_shocked: "*Chirp!?* Miss Myra's a dragon!?"

:tempesttalk_neutral: "That makes a lot of sense, actually."

:siphontalk_siphon: "Yeah maybe she'll get really big and put you somewhere~"

:tempesttalk_ohyes: !

:siphontalk_happy: "Or maybe she's not a dragon, who knows!"

:tempesttalk_shocked: "You, maybe??"

:siphontalk_siphon: "Maybe~"
No. 956208 ID: 30b39a
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Time to listen more!

"Then let's, fuckin', let's get her to make us dragons too!"

"I'm not sure it works that way."

"But what if it does!? I'd be sitting pretty on my giant hoard while you guys... okay, okay. I'll let you guys be the first to shower me in gifts and adoration. Better be real fuckin' good gifts though."

"You have a dragon's generosity! I call shotgun on joining her hoard! wait will there be cfb's"

"shit man there'll be so many fuckin' cute boys, furry and otherwise"


"My friends! Do not be distracted by boys, cute or otherwise! This must be handled carefully!"

"Yes, we must proceed with caution. Running up and accusing people of being a dragon is a good way to get burnt to a crisp. Or worse: yelled at."

"How is that worse--"

"Oh gods he's right I can't handle being yelled at again. What do you suggest, Venn?"

"Seriously!? I yell at you all the time!"



"Leave it to me! I've already examined her body..."

"Dude. Lewd."

"...So now I must examine her mind! I will win her trust..."
No. 956210 ID: 30b39a
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"...With my charming personality!"




"come on guys he's kinda cute"

"yeah okay he is pretty cute."


That last one was Tempest! Guess she doesn't agree~

Maybe she should tell them who she finds cute!
No. 956211 ID: 30b39a
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Oh right.

:D Tell everyone they're cute!
:X Stay still and silent for a bit!
<:3 Oops guess it's time to retreat for now!
No. 956212 ID: 0fae41

:X/<:3. Sneaking mission complete! Now go put a Tempest in a teapot. Maybe Gulketi has one he can spare?
No. 956215 ID: 8d23f0

<:3 they saw nothing but heard that they were all cute.
No. 956216 ID: 0c55e7

:D then <:3

spread the word of cute then flee
No. 956218 ID: a9af05

:D , <:3
No. 956219 ID: 4dd602

No. 956220 ID: 5b0071

:D then <:3
No. 956226 ID: 59e531

No. 956229 ID: 736b7e

:D, :X
No. 956351 ID: 3fd119

:X, just try very hard not to make a sound, no matter what happens in or around that vent.
No. 956362 ID: 91ee5f

Primary) :D Tell everyone they're cute!

Secondary) <:3 Oops guess it's time to retreat for now!

No. 956369 ID: ecd116

:D first then :X second .
No. 956376 ID: df0650


No. 956436 ID: 95457c

Are those even options? ^^
Feels like it happened already.
No. 956634 ID: 71ad68

:D, it is the only solution
No. 956635 ID: 2aa5f0

No. 957373 ID: 30b39a
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"You're cute!" The mysterious talking voice says.

it's me, I said that

"dude the vent's talking to us"

"oh my gosh it thinks i'm cute"

"That voice... it's so familiar."

"Uh, do you go around randomly befriending vents or something?"

"It passes the time."

"*Chirp!* Peace, my draconic brethren! We must steel ourselves and-- okay look someone needs to check it out and I call not it."


"I have social anxiety!"

"We all do that's why we're here!!"

"For the love of the gods okay fine you babies I'll take care of it."

"You? But you're so sm--"

"Don't you fucking say it."


"Good boy. Maybe I won't crush your balls after all."

"i'd appreciate that"

The angry smol climbs up on what is probably a bookshelf and opens it!
No. 957374 ID: 30b39a
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"...The fuck? There's nothing here."
No. 957375 ID: 30b39a
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"Hi! We think you're cute!"



"Um, clothes!?"
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"*Pant... pant...*I just... want to...whew..."

"It's okay, take your time."

"Haah... Okay."

"I just want to clarify that I only find the kabold cute! She's very huggable.
No. 957377 ID: 30b39a
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"Hsss... just take the compliment, Milanna."

"Dude wait. *Cheep...* She's not wearing a shirt, and she's a mammal! Does that mean we're finally passing resolution 8008?"

"That's not what we called it and no we're not passing it! This isn't the naturals!"

"My siblings, you too could enjoy the power of nudity!"

"You're wearing armor! That hardly counts!"

"This armor is an extension of myself and thus it is me."

"Lil' help, guys?"

"Come on, everyone. Being naked robs us of the ability to look properly draconic through the power of dress!"

"That's not the problem. but thank you"

"Oh my fucking gods are you guys seriously arguing about nudity instead of the random stranger spying on us!?"

"You must be new here."


"oh gods she's yelling again please help"

:D "Come on everyone! Nakey time!"
:3 "I know a dragon!"
:o "Are you two a couple?"
:3c "Wanna play 'awkward twist'?"
No. 957385 ID: 3fd119

:D, secondary :3c. Tell them that you've met the dragon and she likes it when people get naked around her. You could always do both of those options, for extremely awkward twist! You could offer them dragon secrets if they play and win!
No. 957389 ID: 0fae41

Going loud! Leave no witnesses!
No. 957390 ID: e59ffa

Plop the bird on the floor so she Cath her breath
No. 957391 ID: 8d23f0

:3c / :D
its very siphon to use confusion and sex to senak into a secret organisation just think of that one time with the sneaking suit and the ripping!
though tempest might not want to akward twist with so much sosig.
No. 957393 ID: fcf8aa

:3 :o
No. 957394 ID: 63ef4d

:D and :3c !
No. 957395 ID: 2aa5f0

:o "Are you two a couple?"
:3c "Wanna play 'awkward twist'?"
No. 957401 ID: b1b4f3


No. 957402 ID: 094652

No. 957405 ID: cdabe3

No. 957406 ID: 736b7e

:3, :3c
No. 957408 ID: a9af05

:o "Are you two a couple?"

:3c "Wanna play 'awkward twist'?"
No. 957430 ID: 864e49

No. 957451 ID: aca552

:D :3c
No. 957452 ID: 91ee5f



No. 958685 ID: 30b39a
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"Look all you need to do is decide if you want to be naked or not and just do that! Super easy~"

"*Cheep~!* Yeah what she said! Be naked!"


"While I don't disagree with doing whatever the fuck you want, why were you spying on us!?"

"Cause it's fun~"

"Cause sex is better after having an adventure~"

"Oh. Okay, then."

"Okay, then!? After all that yelling you're just gonna take them at their word!?"

"Yeah? What, you never randomly decided to climb through vents for fun before?"

".... Even if climbing through vents was remotely a normal thing people did," I wouldn't exactly fit!"

"Yeah, well, another reason being small is the best."

"I believe them, too. Nobody'd want to creep on me, dude."

"Dragon brother, no! You must not speak ill of yourself! We are all worthy of being creeped-- actually let's just drop that line of thought and stick with 'have some self-esteem, guy'."

"*Chirp...* i guess she did call me cute..."

"Yeah! Everyone's super cute! Now who wants to play Awkward Twist~?"

"Aren't things awkward enough??"

"Silly~ It's a game a bird showed me once!"
No. 958686 ID: 30b39a
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"You spin these dials and touch the color with the body part! Then you answer the question on the card! Tempest you can get smol again if you want~"

"But I just spent all that MP getting normal-- where were you hiding an entire playset??"

":3 Inventory"

"But it wouldn't all fit in there!"


"Or would it~?"

"If you win you can find out~"

"Iiii'm not sure I'm ready for this level of awkwardness. Especially with... um..."

He glances over at the kabold! She makes a cute grumpy sound.

"Fucking hell dude if you're crushing on me that bad just tell me."

"That's not what I-- Fine whatever you guys can just deal with my webbing because that's what I was going to bring up."

"I bet. Now get those clothes off."


"I ain't dicking out or pussying around or whichever way you mammals say it. If we're gonna get awkward, let's get fuckin' awkward."

"anyone surprised it went this direction?"

"i mean, his crush is pretty damn obvious, brother.

"that too, but i meant the part where they get naked."

""why would being naked make the game more awkward?"

"you know how mammals are, dude."

"i'd mention the unfair advantage we have over our mammalian friend, but I still remember our last game of sibling smash."

"oh dude yeah, it's totally time for payback."
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"*Chirp!?* Wait it's on the outside!? I wasn't prepared for that!"

"Advantage lost! Advantage lost!!!"

"N-no! We can still do this!"

"I... I can't..."

"Dude, it's fine. Don't do anything you aren't comfortable with-- remember Dragon Wisdom #39."

"'A comfy mind is a comfy soul'... You're right. There's no shame in stepping back and relying on others in situations like this. My friend, my brother... I shall leave this to you!"

"Aw man, now I'm all determined and stuff."

"Still not seeing what makes this awkward."

"Hey, I think they're checking out your bare ralian ass."

"Of course they are I'm fucking [i]naked."

"Holy shit you swore. Maybe you've got some balls after all. in fact i can be fairly certain of that now."

"Yes cool thank you can we stop stretching the bit out."

"Oh gods don't do any stretches I didn't sign up for sossig."

"Can we. End the bit. Please."

"Fine~ Red bird you can do the spinning! And be sure to read the cards too~"

"Oh, sure."

Spin spin~

"Looks like it's right hand on blue?"
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Everyone gets touchy!

"What, that's it? Man, I got naked for nothin'"

"We're just getting started silly~ He has to read out a card!"

"My years of study have prepared me for the daunting task of reading from a card."

I bet I can guess which card he'll draw~

:o 'Talk about your first crush!'
:3 'Give details about your last romantic encounter!'
:D 'Compliment the physique of the person to your right!'
:3c 'Tell everyone your measurements! Yes fellas, even that'
No. 958689 ID: f42b4f

No. 958695 ID: cdabe3

No. 958697 ID: 3c80cb

No. 958698 ID: 8d23f0

No. 958700 ID: b1b4f3

No. 958702 ID: a9af05

No. 958709 ID: 0fae41

No. 958734 ID: e7848c

No. 958735 ID: 91ee5f

:D 'Compliment the physique of the person to your right!'
No. 958833 ID: a7b93e

No. 958905 ID: e9f2a9

No. 958908 ID: 2aa5f0

No. 958909 ID: 3fd119

:D, :3. They should ideally complement whatever their face winds up shoved against by fate of the wheel!
No. 958943 ID: 30b39a
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"The card says... to compliment the person to your right on their physique? Ah, I see this game was written with the dragon's wisdom."

I'm good at predicting stuff!

"I'll start! You're cute~"

"Oh... uh..."

"Your armor is very smooth and good for rubbing!"

"...oh-- Oh! Yes! I'm quite proud of it, thank you! I guess it's my turn now?"

"Go ahead, make me feel like a godsdamned princess."

"oh geez. Um. Within you I see a strong dragonic heart??"

"Oh man finally someone else gets it! Yes, I'm a big strong dragon! Once I free myself from this tiny-ass kabold body, the world shall face my wrath!!!"

"You will make a fantastic evil dragon lord! I shall worship you every morning and bask in your mighty aura!"

"Oh, stop~"

So cute~
No. 958944 ID: 30b39a
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"Guess I'm next. So! We only met a bit ago, but I can tell you take good care of yourself. Your scales-- feathers are very smooth and soft looking."

"*Chirp!* T-thanks! I make sure to use feather gel every morning!"

"The other birds must be constantly chirping about you being real fuckin' hot, man."

"D-dude, they don't really do that, haha..."

"You're just not noticing! Try paying a little more attention and I bet you'll notice a million fuckin' compliments."

"Oh geez, I'm not... okay I can't go losing in round one. Ahem. Thank you, that means a lot to me."

Even more cutes~

Not very awkward but the important part is having fun!

"Oh geez I'm next aren't I."


"You... uh... *chirp*..."

"Surely it's not that hard to find something nice to say...!"

"I-it's not that! I'm just-- you-- and--"

"I'm too embarrassed for revenge-tickles so there's nothing to fear."

"Uh, uh, uh, your external penis looks very nice!!!"

"Of all the things to pick why would you go with the most embarrassing option!?"

"Shit right mammal...! Let me try again!!"

"Damn it, I am the only mammal..."


"...who has actual mammal sensibilities. Look, dude, it's fine. Thank you for complimenting my... uh. Stuff."

No. 958945 ID: 30b39a
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"Well screw it, we're all-in now. Your tits are fucking fantastic, by the way."

"Thanks! I made them myself! but no sossig tho"

"Nah, it's not like that. I've heard how hard it is for non-mammals to make tits work, and you're doing a good job."

"*Cheep~!* I've put in a lot of practice getting them just right! I've even figured out how to keep them all day without running completely dry on MP-- I trained the 'boob' sub-category!"

"I can help if you want! Feel mine so you can get the details right~"

"If only my hand wasn't stuck to this blue circle, I could feel your blue circles!"

"Trying real hard not to make my 'sossig' a problem but you're not helping."

"Beans are best because you can be as horny as you want in public~"

":3 just dripping a little"

"*Chepeep~*... oh it's my turn. Speaking of tits (because i love 'em), yours are just so... perfectly sized!"

"I think they suit me well!"

"It's actually surprising how perfectly they compliment your body type. I wouldn't want them any bigger or smaller, and that's me saying that."

The power of Perfectly Sized Tits (PST)!

Since everyone went, the red birb spins again!

"Oh, it landed on right hand again. Should I re-spin?"

"That'll help the pacing so sure!"

"Okay, left hand on red!"
No. 958946 ID: 30b39a
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Oops, now it's lewd~

"Oh gosh"


Time to predict the card again!

:D 'What's your favorite kink?'
:o 'Are you a top or bottom?'
:3 'What's your favorite toy~?'
:3c 'Talk about your deepest fantasy!'
No. 958947 ID: 0fae41

No. 958948 ID: 736b7e

No. 958949 ID: 3c80cb

No. 958950 ID: cdabe3

No. 958951 ID: b1b4f3

No. 958952 ID: b33834

No. 958953 ID: e7848c